f661ed No.14806888
HOW FRESH ARE YOU?!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?!
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?!
How memed are you?
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f661ed No.14806931
>>14806915
It was a genuine accident since 8chan freaked out on me, There was no way I could have made 2 with the exact same image on purpose, Remember Howard the duck spam?
29116a No.14806942
Inklings vs Octolings splatfest when? we can prove once and for all that octolings are inferior.
f661ed No.14806955
>>14806942
We had that already anon, And squids and Callie won because the splatfest was still broken
bca3c8 No.14806971
>rerolled for trips
>chose the non-trips thread to be deleted
fucking octos
8f6e25 No.14807397
Who do I pick for splatfest?
29116a No.14807496
>>14807397
>Angry turtle with two chinese forks, equipped to dominate the buffet table and not give a shit what anyone else says about it
>thmart turtle that walks softly and carries a big stick, but also has a racemixing fetish
Ask your nephew. When he tells you Mikey, tell him that's not an option.
39f67b No.14807514
>>14806942
Splat the octos, race war now!
Probably going to be the first splatfest when the octo expansion comes out.
b4c2b5 No.14807524
>>14806998
This kills the squid.
29116a No.14807613
>>14807514
I had thought of that, but I would almost expect them to save it for one of the last Splatfests, leaving it as a footnote that could potentially affect the lore and story-mode of Splatoon 3.
They have a couple obvious options for a final Splatfest, and some less obvious and possibly cooler ones.
Pearl vs Marina
Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook
Inklings vs Octolings
Judd vs Li'l Judd
99d444 No.14807850
Threadly Aniki.
Octolings are inferior.
Cuntboys are inferior.
DECEPHALONIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO INKSHED
799fce No.14808312
>Ocotlings
>Paying 20 dollars to be superior
LUL
52b9f5 No.14808318
>>14806942
Why is Jeb Bush a hamburger?
99d444 No.14808377
>mfw Keroppi isn't on the Sanrio splatfest lineup
99d444 No.14812191
>hit S+ in tower control today
>hit S+ in splat zones yesterday
>hit S+ in clam blitz last week, which was the last day I had a chance to play
>mfw
I'm getting better at this game. Rainmaker, here I come! I'm am so fucking shit at this game it's not even funny
43f153 No.14812241
>Stuck in Rank S
>can`t reach 700 in Salmon Run with Randoms
>will never bath with a cute little squidgirl in a bathtube together and rubbing her cunny
b9d96e No.14815381
Hello again, squids. I hope this splatfest is treating you well. I'm sorry I couldn't be a part of it this time around.
43f153 No.14816198
>>14815381
Don`t tell me you have a Real life with outgoing activitys and friends?! I´m jelous, kinda….
b9d96e No.14816405
>>14816198
Don't be jealous. It's because of a shit job with an absolutely terrible schedule. I want to go back to being unemployed again.
2c778b No.14816457
>>14806894
>You will never have an octoling gf
2a347e No.14816466
>>14816457
>that bulge
P-puffy vulva?
a86b4e No.14816472
>>14816405
I know that feel. I'm unemployed now. However I'm living with family because mom's got blood clots. Taking care of the house is a full time job because literally no one fucking cleans up after themselves and we have a 9 cats.
338fe0 No.14816539
>>14816472
>9 cats
HOLY FUCK
Just got a switch. How much of a raping will I have to endure to get to S+?
And any tips?
2c778b No.14816556
4a055a No.14816590
>>14816457
>>14816501
>tfw you learn cephalopods taste with their suckers
12120a No.14816598
a86b4e No.14816628
>>14816539
>>14816556
Brought in a stray out of pity. Stray was pregnant. Left kittens and fucked off. They've been breeding since. No one wants to save money to get kittens fixed. So the problem keeps escalating. And then when we had money the complaint was no one had "time" when they goddamn had time if they didn't sleep in all mother fucking morning before the shelter closed down. Now no one can work and we can't afford to move them to shelter nor get them fixed. Just going to have to kill the cats someday myself I guess.
The gud S+ players moved to X. So lots of persistence, practice, and an ethernet cable adapter. Watch videos for cheese strategies if you can. Avoid using the online chat app and dipshit (disagreement) because butt-hurt special snowflakes will report you to Nintendo to get your account banned for "unsportsmanlike conduct". We haz mumble. Join that.
2c778b No.14816634
>>14816628
>Stray was pregnant. Left kittens and fucked off. They've been breeding since
So she has nine inbred cats?
a86b4e No.14816648
>>14816634
More like after every generation they kept multiplying.
I'm done talking about this. I'll be playing single player to get this off my mind. Post octotits and squidass.
b9d96e No.14816685
>>14816539
>Just got a switch. How much of a raping will I have to endure to get to S+?
A few weeks worth if you hit ranked as soon as possible and don't stop. There are separate ranks for each mode, so it takes significantly longer than the first game. Expect low ranking team members to hold you back. If you can't carry your team by yourself, then you aren't good enough to rank up.
>And any tips?
Join the Mumble. We can give you some pointers, show you the ins and outs of maps, lab, run scenarios in private matches, and you can order gear from us. As long as you're not a faggot anyway.
Other than that, use motion controls, a wired connection is ideal, and don't use fucking blasters. Fuck.
a4a9d5 No.14817215
What time do people usually play?
I don’t want to plat with retards anymore
799fce No.14817522
>mfw my new splatfest record is 2200
>mfw Ive just rekt team ralph all day
I got Donnie king so I'm set for the day
78c16e No.14818183
>>14817215
I usually get on around 8 PM central time. Weekends are most active. Check the rotation first (in game, in the app, or at https://splatoon2.ink/ ), people are more likely to be on and playing league if it's TC or RM.
89d0d1 No.14818268
>>14818183
Cool. Currently in the midst of trying to get my new profile back up to the rank where i can play league. Got somewhat high but it was on an account a family member uses so i’d rather not fill their friendlist.
b684dd No.14818476
>>14817215
I'm around 8:30-9:00 pm CST. Work is making it quite difficult for me to get on, though. I want to quit my job and play squid game.
What is with these last few splatfests? I've constantly against teams that are 200-300 points above my power level. I finished up my splatfest with power level 2157. I had teammates bringing the group level to around 2000 constantly, and we were up against 2200 and 2300 teams. I lost a lot this time around. I am not happy with this matchmaking. There must have been a minority of Raphael players, resulting in me getting stuck playing the really good ones. Seriously. I picked Donatello because I thought he was the thinking squid's turtle. I'm going to lose all three of these splatfests, aren't I?
8f6e25 No.14818521
>>14818476
I just picked up this game and I picked raph. Almost everyone on my team is worse than me. There is no way raph is winning this one. I think you're just fighting the minority of good raph players when you are playing.
a86b4e No.14818710
I wonder if tentacle hair still can taste. Maybe in squid/octo form.
c40e1c No.14818996
We need one more squid on team Donnie to do teams.
Anybody in?
338fe0 No.14819711
Friend code : SW-0585-1141-3048
Im an Ausfag so prepare for weird log on times.
b9d96e No.14819970
>>14819711
We have people for Norway, New Zealand, and Saudi Arabia. Also, some of the Burgers are up during late hours. Somebody will see you eventually.
227b98 No.14821364
>splatfest almost over
>only reached 25 points because i don`t have FUN anymore playing this
>stuck on 1800 Shitter class
At least i reached 1200 points in salmon run and didn`t drop down under 400.
b9d96e No.14821451
>>14821364
>>only reached 25 points because i don`t have FUN anymore playing this
Does this apply to just Splatfests, or is it Splatoon as a whole?
227b98 No.14821771
>>14821451
Playing it almost half a year now.
Reached Rank S and this is where i hit my limits.
Playing Salmon Run mostly because its my daily grind after work.
Think i will drop it soon.
Maybe…
b9d96e No.14821842
>>14821771
I played almost exclusively Salmon Run and Turf War for months. I didn't even touch ranked until I was about level 50. Playing league really helped spark some interest in the game for me again. Eventually, I set a goal to get S+ in all of the modes, but didn't get around to it right away. 400 hours into the game, I realized I was struggling somewhere, but not entirely sure where. I had vowed that if I didn't figure out the game by the 600 hour mark, I would be done for good. I hit the 550 hour mark recently and panicked. Basically, I blitzed ranked as much as I could to try to get S+. At 580 hours, I'm S+ in three modes, and will easily hit S+ in the last one. From there, I have no idea where I'm going. It probably won't be X. I'm not that interested in X. Splatoon has been a roller coaster of emotions for me. It's awesome to make progress, and it's absolutely frustrating when things get overwhelming. If I didn't see myself improving over the last two or three months, I would have given up on the game for sure. Now I'm making progress and I'm having fun again. For how long, though? I have no idea. Anyway, my point is that I understand where you're coming from. I'm not burned out yet, but it could happen soon.
29116a No.14822001
Splatfest Results are in!
Final results of the TMNT tournament-style Splatfest are in. Raphael takes popularity, but Donnie scrapes by on battles.
The last batch of snails for this month have been handed out. Lots of snails for lots of gear.
The Japanese Sanrio character Splatfest also ended. I don't know shit.
227b98 No.14822027
>>14822001
>losing all the 3 Salt fests
Splatoon 2 for Sale!
30 Euros
Shipping from Germany.
99d444 No.14823143
>>14822027
I thought the same thing was going to happen to me. Tournament Splatfests were a mistake.
09a7a0 No.14823216
>>14822027
That's why i do the opposite choice i know it hurts but Splatfest always have this shit as if the votes are rigged.
a86b4e No.14823290
>TFW can't play online with Switch right because family are being cunt bandwith whores again.
Can't hooktube sad Charlie Brown music for Raph team right now since PC is down. Can't believe the fucking nerd turtle won because of some nigger e-celeb meme.
289133 No.14823832
>>14822027
Throw in your wife and it's a deal, Hans.
102d59 No.14824666
>it's clam blitz
>decide to check something really quick
>look at the upcoming rotation on the .ink site
>tally up how many times each mode comes up in the "all upcoming stages" thing
>Rainmaker = 2
>Tower Control = 3
>Splat Zones = 3
>CLAM BLITZ = 5
This has to be on purpose. They're clearly reading the forums if both Rank X is a thing, and they patched in substrafing with the ink mine.
99d444 No.14825006
>>14824666
>CLAM BLITZ = 5
See what I mean? I can't avoid that fucking game mode. We get it, Nintendo. You like sportsball.
102d59 No.14825046
>>14825006
It's just, not fucking fun.
Win or lose, I can't remember the last time I enjoyed playing Clam Blitz.
39f67b No.14826371
>>14807613
If Nintendo plans on milking the Switch for 8+ years, then those splatfests aren't coming for a long long time.
>>14826215
>She is dadf1sh
>he stepped into the underground…
>he lost his will…
>he still continues to beat the Beats…
>her mix is flowing in the facility…
This better be a translation error.
ed44de No.14826896
were getting LORE DEEPER then Kirby.
Can`t wait for the Spin Off.
Rhytim Game directed by Yoko Taro.
were THICC FULL HD Squid Asses in Lingerie going batshine insane
a86b4e No.14826933
>>14826896
I need Marina in a 2B costume,
NOW!
0f1571 No.14827138
>>14822001
Knew it was rigged. Every goddamn Splatfest, the popular choice loses.
2c778b No.14827316
>>14822001
>Best girl wins again
Goblin should learn her place.
53662e No.14827529
>>14826215
>oc do not steal
is this supposed to be irony or post-irony
09a7a0 No.14827565
>>14827138
I knew it! This is why something felt off every single time.
d74b3d No.14827641
>>14827316
Reminder that Nickelodeon rigged the burger splatfest (Just like the last time there was a splatfest based on a nick property)
bf3061 No.14828087
>>14827138
>power level 2000-2100
>90% of matches I'm against power levels 2200-2350
>lol we accidentally the balance
>mfw
These were some of the worst Splatfests I have ever played.
2eea4e No.14828131
Tip of the week: If you're on the winning team for Clam Blitz, stay on defence.
ed44de No.14828175
Who is just average in this game? A+/S Player here.
b9d96e No.14829243
>>14828175
Somebody got the data a month or two ago, and found that only 7% of the player base is S+. If you're A+/S, you're definitely above average.
I'm S+ in Clam Blitz, Splat Zones, and Tower Control and A in Rainmaker. I'd jump in Rainmaker if it would ever show up in rotation when I'm around. Don't beat yourself up for being lower rank. Nintendo really loves especially high rank players and low rank players. They really shit on average and above average when it comes to matchmaking. You may be better than you think, and the game is simply suggesting otherwise. If you hit S, you're probably in the top 20-25% of the game.
799fce No.14829351
>>14828175
Up Sorry S+/X Rank
0f1571 No.14829530
>>14825046
There are three simple ways to make Clam Blitz better:
>1: Increase the throwing distance of the ball. It is way too fucking short and requires you to be literally right next to the goal to even hit it. Otherwise you'll graze it.
>2: Add new emotes for Clam Blitz. We have the left and right buttons on the D-Pad unused, so why then hell are there not more emotes? Some emotes that could be used are "I need clams!" and "Defense!"
>3: Add a lot more clams to the maps. There are very few clams. Each map could use a couple more clam piles. Also, make the clams spawn faster.
b9d96e No.14829815
>>14829530
I honestly think it would really help if they moved the baskets a little closer to the center. Goby Arena is a good example of where to place it. Other maps have it as far as where the Rainmaker cone is, and that makes the match last forever. Running a power clam all the way to the enemy spawn once is like running rainmaker, and that's only for 20 points the first time. I rarely see knockouts in Clam Blitz.
db94ee No.14831495
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Octo finally accepts Roman's invitation to go bowling.
0f1571 No.14832344
>>14831495
Man these new levels look amazing.
WHY WASN'T THIS THE MAIN CAMPAIGN?!
69d469 No.14832453
>>14828175
A/A+. I suck, but it's still fun.
b684dd No.14833185
>want to play squid game
>have to go to work and hit the gym instead
Fuck my life tbh. I just want to play some Rainmaker and maybe do some Salmon Run or play some League with a squid friend or something. Instead of have to be a responsible adult. At least I have Wednesday and Thursday off.
b684dd No.14833287
Here's a fun little memory from a couple of weeks ago.
b684dd No.14833307
This little faggot's connectivity issues were plaguing me for a couple of matches.
b082a6 No.14833357
>>14816457
>Bulge.
It better just be a puffy vulva and not trannyshit.
5872a3 No.14833395
Is Squid Game the fault for some backlog?
My Ps4 gonna be a Yakuza Machine soon after the announcement today. Still have to start with 0.
53662e No.14834340
IGN: New Splatoon 2 DLC Leak Shows Insurgent Octolings Will Fuck Shit Up
"They're tired of fucking around with shitty paintball gun clones", an anonymous source claims.
A local gives an account of his encounter with them, what he claims to be a near-death experience: "They don't like the Inklings, they don't like the Octarians. They're just saying 'fuck you' to everyone."
a86b4e No.14834365
>>14834340
OCTO-HITLER HAS COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
SEIG HEIL!!!
0f1571 No.14834540
>>14833395
Squid Game hasn't hurt mine. I hardly play it since I have to deal with drooling noobs in Rainmaker.
Now once Smash 5 comes out, my backlog is gonna suffer.
b9d96e No.14834572
>>14834340
>imblying
Octolings are trash, they're inferior warriors to inklings, and they probably smell like the garbage heaps they live in.
bab54f No.14834587
>>14834340
One Octarian was left traumatized after a particularly gruesome incident involving a rogue Octoling. Upon telling who he assumed to be an ally that he stole a Zapfish from Inkopolis, the Octoling called him a "parasitic sac of shit" before beating him unconscious with a crowbar. Upon regaining consciousness, he found that the Zapfish he had was gone.
a86b4e No.14834606
>>14834587
Did they take his penis too? Is that how he became a trans-gendered DJ?
53662e No.14834807
>>14834572
Maybe some of them wanted to stop living like trash and told the rest of them to fuck off in some weird niggers-resettling-in-Africa kind of movement?
>>14834606
Octarians are those easy targets that look like chopped-off octopus tentacles. As for the nigger music-producing abomination in >>14826215, that shit's gonna need a fuckton of explanation just for its existence.
605fcb No.14837164
>>14806894
Superior whores maybe.
c80fd2 No.14838014
>>14826371
>>14834606
>>14834807
You idiots, this is just the shitty translation bots.
The original text uses 彼女 at the beginning and the end which means "that woman".
a86b4e No.14838289
>>14838014
Was going to reference my Microsoft Bot post but something happened to it. Fuck context then.
3dc077 No.14839362
This looks fun, should I get it?
99d444 No.14839486
>>14839362
Yeah, probably. I'm having fun
99d444 No.14839598
Did drunken rainmaker today. Went from A to S. I'll try for S+ next rainmaker rotation, provided I don't pass out.
99d444 No.14840912
>>14839598
Couple o' videos documenting it, too. I was on fire. Drunk with power, if you will.
a86b4e No.14841565
>>14840912
There's a reason why liquor is called bottled courage.
f5c4da No.14842059
Please look at this hardworking Woomy
19ff7d No.14842071
File: ebe9c79d3937398⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 226.21 KB, 1200x986, 600:493, sweaty ass crack buildup.jpg)
Never played the game but I masturbate to this picture often.
1e9e13 No.14842100
>>14842071
Censored artwork always leaves me very confused. What was the point of that black line?
19ff7d No.14842106
>>14842100
Especially when they're willing to show a butthole drenched in sweat/lube but a bit of labia is haram.
f4a885 No.14842109
>>14842100
>>14842106
Japanese obscenity laws are basically retarded.
f0f64e No.14842721
>>14842059
>hiding in the alleyway away from other squids
>probably doesn't actually know how to skateboard
>no scuff marks on the skateboard deck, therefore can't grind
>can't afford to go into the coffee shop she's standing next to
Cute squid, but could be a little more fresh. Looks like she's about to go to her forklift driving job like the rest of you Krauts. 6.5/10 for actually being a productive member of society, instead of making money and experience through frivolous war games, but fails in the freshness department.
:^)
931b1e No.14842890
>>14842071
>mfw I came inside my black female fuck buddy twice about an hour ago.
Feels good man.
25aff3 No.14842980
>>14832344
The expansion levels all seem to take a page out of BotW's shrines.
a2a97c No.14843011
>>14842890
>bestiality
anon, no
69fd56 No.14843438
File: 0394f1768e08737⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.19 MB, 940x1500, 47:75, 0394f1768e08737640bfe6ea34….png)
>>14842071
>2D brown is god tier
>3D brown is revolting tier
Life is cruel.
2c9035 No.14843448
>>14843438
That's because 2D browns are drawn as white people with darker skin. 3D browns have horse faces.
12120a No.14843477
>>14843047
Take your nigger fetish somewhere else.
83dcb8 No.14843862
>>14812241
>700 in SR
>Not getting at least close to 4k with randoms
GIT GUD
931b1e No.14843926
>>14843477
Stay lonely, you incel faggot.
8b71c0 No.14844085
>>14843926
Rob is that you? Are you here to shill for dlc and amiibos again?
29116a No.14844118
>>14839598
I like to play drunk Salmon Run.
Take a shot before you start, and take one inbetween every round. 1200p and 6-9 shots deep in an hour or less for any class of Profreshional.
It's almost as fun as drinking at a real job.
289133 No.14845356
>>14843926
>fucks niggers
>incel
Are you that faggot white knighting for totalbiscuit in the thread about his death?
ed4c27 No.14845412
>>14843047
>>14842890
Reported for not even trying. You're fucking outside the species. The kinsey scale is kike bullshit and doesn't exist. Every single word you've said is shit-tier propaganda. Kill yourself. No one believes you.
53662e No.14845599
>>14843047
>If an attractive black woman had her ass up at you and asked to be fucked, you'd have to be a Kinsey-grade exclusive homosexual
Or, you could just not have the impulse to fuck the first person who asks you to, never mind a niggress. STDs spread for a reason.
>>14838014
I understood that when I saw the "Translated from Japanese by Microsoft" in the original post. I still don't think that thing deserves a pronoun.
>>14842059
Why is this game disproportionately popular among the Germans compared to the rest of Europe?
0add0a No.14845702
Hey guys just bought my Switch a couple of days ago and I bought a copy of Splatoon 2. Any recommendations for a newfag to Splatoon? Do i need an adapter for ethernet or is WiFi good enough for online battles? My WiFi is decent. I never played the original Splatoon.
289133 No.14845722
>>14845599
>Why is this game disproportionately popular among the Germans compared to the rest of Europe?
<game is filled with cute little girls
<Germany is full of mudslims
Geez I don't know anon, it's tough one.
a86b4e No.14845726
>>14845702
Always go Ethernet if you can. Anything could happen with WiFi connections. I don't have the cable to living room right now otherwise I would. As for adapters most third-party adapters for Wii and Wii U work on the cheap.
799fce No.14846232
Bon where are youuu get in the mumble I got a storyyyy to tell youuuuu
f4c986 No.14846367
>>14846232
Sorry. I just got the gym. I'd love to hear your story, though.
f4c986 No.14846370
>>14846367
>got
I meant hit. Fug.
799fce No.14846503
>>14846367
Oh its a good story when ever you get the time
2252d7 No.14846627
>>14845702
Wifi is sufficient, but it's seriously recommended to get an ethernet adapter. Switch has a USB 3.0 port, but it registers as a 2.0. Try the single player. It's basically a tutorial and introduces you to most of the weapons types. Turf War is the second tutorial. It will introduce you to other players and help you understand the importance of inking turf, mobility, cover, tactics, and the like. Once you're comfortable with turf war, you'll be able to play ranked, which has other game modes that are a little more complicated. I may be in the minority, but I tell all new players to start with a basic bitch shooter like a Splattershot or an N-Zap to teach you the fundamentals and how to aim properly. Weapons are apparently balanced with the Splattershot more or less, so it's a good baseline to grasp. When you're comfortable with that, feel free to try other weapons until you find something you like. I'm 600 hours into Splatoon 2, and I still can't find that perfect weapon for me, so you may be looking for a while. Most importantly, use the motion controls. You'll be better off in the long run. The Mumble is welcome to everyone who is willing to get along, and isn't too obnoxious, and we're always willing to give pointers, play some matches with you, and offer up some gear for you to order. The Mumble squids were very kind and patientthis is key, even now, since I'm such a fuck up when I started out, and I suspect they'll be willing to do the same for you. If anything, I'll be around every so often to offer support.
a86b4e No.14847583
>>14846627
Also don't forget to post dank squid memes of you pwning shitters like putz12.
53662e No.14847647
>>14846627
>I'm 600 hours into Splatoon 2
Anon, when did you start playing Splatoon 2?
72060f No.14848739
>>14847647
Right before the Flight vs. Invisibility Splatfest, so, uh, September, I think.
b9d96e No.14851326
>tfw stuck at work and want to play squid game
Save me, squiddies.
799fce No.14851361
>>14849700
Oh fuck the hackers are back
fbb01f No.14851396
>>14806888
How down syndrome are you. Kill yourself, you fucking retard.
b054dd No.14854295
>>14849700
Eh, I might as well post the other one.
799fce No.14854549
Anyone down to join me in the mumble?
d447e4 No.14854575
>>14854549
only if you buy me a drink first
69fd56 No.14855347
>>14849700
The best part is this can't be patched out at all due to it being related Tegra exploit that can't be patched, even if they did an entire hardware overhaul older models are still completely open for exploiting.
03d84a No.14855354
>>14855347
I see nothing wrong with that video, this is just The Way It's Meant To Be Played
c4ecda No.14855421
>>14849700
>>14854295
I don't get it what is happening here?
d447e4 No.14855437
>>14855421
A Hatefuck Child between a Turbo Blaster and Rapid Blaster on Exstasy.
Or in short: Hacked Weapon in Multiplayer
3b2ef0 No.14855495
Anybody still play splatoon 1 around here?
It's been a solid year since I've come around
29116a No.14855567
>>14855421
Grizzco Blaster in regular multiplayer.
0f1571 No.14855699
>>14855495
It's pretty much become cheater heaven since Nintendo doesn't give a shit about the Wii U anymore. Though, sometimes some anons get on for there are some cool hackers that hack alternative ink colors, like brown, white, black, and red.
3b2ef0 No.14855812
>>14855699
Really? I've been playing it for a while and I don't think anybody is cheating, though it has been a while and I'm rusty.
It's a shame I guess.
289133 No.14857191
>>14855495
>Anybody still play splatoon 1 around here?
I do. Tomorrow is Splatoon's 3rd birthday.
>>14855699
You're full of shit anon, I've only ever been matched against two hackers throughout my entire time playing this game from launch, they aren't that common.
3b2ef0 No.14857326
>>14857191
We should play tomorrow if that's the case
Want to get to S if possible, I'm pretty close
3236b9 No.14859218
>>14843862
i tried, ok?
Back to 690 and its getting to hot in the attic. D:
>>14842721
good post. really made me laugh.
0f1571 No.14860102
Nintendo, hurry the fuck up with the Octo Expansion already.
0f26f3 No.14860108
As someone who hasn't played these games what does freshness have to do with them?
29116a No.14860121
>>14860108
Everything is in a constant state of decay and you need to remain fresh and avoid becoming rotten or smelly. It's a fishy dystopian future. A Fyshtopia, if you will.
83b0a2 No.14860436
>>14860108
Well, fresh being slang for cool, and the fact that squid tastes better when it's fresh. That's literally it.
53662e No.14861919
>>14857191
>Tomorrow is Splatoon's 3rd birthday.
h o l y f u c k
It feels like just yesterday when I got hyped for Splatoon. I had a fucking blast then, because I was laughing my ass off at the squid-kid spam and all of the other 8chan drama that was going on, especially the /intl/ shitshow.
I have the sudden urge to spam the shit out of other boards with the squid kid commercial again
>>14851396
no u
b2cc4c No.14864526
How much hours of content is single player? I was thinking of selling my old motherboard+processor to fund a switch, so I'm looking for games to get along with it eventually.
3236b9 No.14864758
>Play Ranked
>Get my Ass kicked by S Players
>Play Casual Turf War
>Get raped by S+ Players
I don`t like this game anymore. :(
0f1571 No.14864788
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14864526
Single player is about 4 hours in the base campaign. You can redo every level with a different weapon, and once you complete all the levels with a specific weapon, you unlock that weapon for multiplayer. (All the Hero Replica weapons are just reskins of the base weapon of that class.)
And of course there's the upcoming Octo Expansion, which is gonna be 5x the size of the base single player.
e2bc31 No.14865520
>>14822001
FUCK YEAH, TEAM DONNIE ALL THE WAY, WOOOOOOOO! I played both times, fucking mikeyfags and raphfags alike!
Also, has a team that won the popularity contest EVER won one or both of the battles too?
e2bc31 No.14865533
>>14827138
Nigga its basic logic. The most popular team has the most normalfag no-skill retards, and that's why they lose every fucking time.
Popularity = more of the lowest common denominator
29116a No.14865971
>>14865520
>Also, has a team that won the popularity contest EVER won one or both of the battles too?
Yes. Several times.
2eea4e No.14866226
Tip of the week: Only split up when necessary (rarely).
d74b3d No.14866605
>Win streak ended by cheating octonig that managed to fall off the stage nine fucking times
Oh this is fantastic
b9d96e No.14867671
>>14866226
Tell that to my teammates on Rainmaker.
0f1571 No.14871519
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Someone modded the Squid Sisters into Puyo Puyo Tetris.
53662e No.14872464
>>14870647
Why does this remind me so much of those shitty multiplayer party games that were released on the Wii?
db94ee No.14872493
>>14872464
It feels more like a shrine puzzle from Breath Of the Wild.
fd2970 No.14872655
The big tweest at the end of the DLC:
>the inklings were the bad guys the whole time
>the octarians and octolings dindu nuffin
And then a majority of the game is overrun with these fucking octothots and the game is ruined. before the paid online ruins it more, that is
0f1571 No.14873302
>>14872655
Bitch please. The Inklings have more customization options. Octolings will be a niche.
f661ed No.14873349
>>14872655
>Acting like that was something people didn't already know from the first game
C'mon anon
819658 No.14873372
>>14873302
>pixel art
>jay peg
your and retard.
b9d96e No.14875488
Mumble squid friends,
Would it be worth it to have Mumble Portable on a drive, so I can infrequently say hello to all the little squiddies while I'm at work? Work is making it very hard to even have a presence right now. I don't think it's a good idea for me to install Mumble on the work computer.
Hugs and kisses.
53662e No.14875767
>>14872655
And then Cap'n Cuttlefish double-crosses the squids and leads the octoniggers to victory so he can populate the planet with half-breed cephalopod kids.
c40e1c No.14877301
>>14875488 (Heil)
Sounds like a good idea to me.
2efa57 No.14880196
I've been using the Custom E-Liter 4K in Turf Wars and getting my ass handed to me more time than I've won with it.
Best I can do is shoot and plant Squid Beakons in places where opponents cant reach me, but that's especially difficult on stages like Walleye Warehouse.
What's the best strategy for this weapon?
0f1571 No.14880466
>>14880196
Switch to a better weapon.
b9d96e No.14880677
>>14880196
I don't know any charger mains in the group or really any charger users in general. I believe the consensus is that the extra range with the E-Liter isn't worth it considering the extra charge time. Then again, no other chargers have beakons, do they?
>Turf Wars
>charger
Well, there's a problem, right there. Not only are chargers next to worthless in turf war coverage-wise, but the nature of the game mode encourages people to be mobile and all over the map, making vantage points less useful. Compare that to most any other ranked mode, where there is a general focus on an objective, making vantage points more useful. That is, unless somebody really wants to get rid of you. Charger users drive me up the wall, so I'm frequently throwing bombs at them until they go away, willingly or otherwise.
f747fa No.14880754
>>14880196
E-Liter is poor in turf war because it can't cover turf nearly as well as the lighter chargers and the extra range doesn't have the utility it does in ranked.
45bc95 No.14882115
>>14880677
>>14880754
>E-Liter is poor in turf war
e-liter is bad if you are bad.
throttling the trigger while strafing gives pretty good coverage too for all the chargers except the bamboozler. also, try out the one with the rain special and you'll consistently be at the top if you dont die. dont even need to pack special power/charge up to boot.
another thing to note is that you have to be real proactive and aggressive with chargers in general. hanging back all the time means you dont get to ink much uninked turf which is what hurts a lot of the crappier charger players.
799fce No.14883778
if anyone wants to know we're getting 4 new weapons tonight
Here's the kits
Custom Dualie Squelchers. Sub: Splat Bomb. Special: Ink Storm.
Rapid Blaster Pro Deco. Sub: Splash Wall. Special: Ink Armour.
Sorella Undercover Brella. Sub: Splat Bomb. Special: Baller.
Carbon Roller Deco. Sub: Burst Bomb. Special: Autobomb Launcher.
592768 No.14884952
Fuck this game
Why did i even play Salmon Run today?
0f1571 No.14884994
>>14884952
Ouch. Tough break man. You know you can also get meal tickets in single player.
0781a3 No.14885321
>>14882115
Chargers are dogshit in normal turf war, with the exception of a few maps like arowana that actually funnel people through specific points that you can lock down. You think chargers don't suck at inking because you suck at inking, and have never seen what a weapon that's actually good at it does in good hands.
592768 No.14885452
>too afraid to lose my progress in ranked
>haven`t played ranked in months ago
>only play Salmon Run 1-2 hour after work
c7c26d No.14885672
new map is being released at the next rotation. It's named Wahoo World
Place your bets on which weapon rekits we get in an hour. I'm betting we won't get any of the remaining Dualie rekits.
c7c26d No.14885695
>>14885672
>>14883778
oh wait im retarded
>Custom Dualie Squelchers. Sub: Splat Bomb. Special: Ink Storm.
>Not Ink Armor
now im retarded and angry
0f1571 No.14886418
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14885672
BING BING WAHOO World actually leaked early.
c3cdf0 No.14887306
3780e1 No.14887312
>>14885452
Why hello there.
09a7a0 No.14887336
>>14885452
Seeing as the rise of hackers lately i can see why many more are avoiding to play ranked.
c4ecda No.14888608
>>14888560
So octolings really are niggers.
f661ed No.14888993
>>14888560
So Inklings are from the 90s whiles Octolings are from the 80s?
0f1571 No.14889291
>>14888560
Now we just need Mahi Mahi Resort back, then it’s gamenight.
799fce No.14889499
>>14889291
Im down for a quad squad when that happens
Pools
Closed
Due To
Aids
69fd56 No.14889944
>>14885672
>It's named Wahoo World
Is it named that in moon or is this treehouses doing?
592768 No.14890600
Uploaded some Squids on Squidder.
c4ecda No.14890728
>>14890600
>Inklings have a tinder equivalent
Does it tell you if they're "fresh"?
592768 No.14890791
>>14885672
German Name: Flunder Funpark
>FUNPARK
f661ed No.14890810
>>14890791
SPLATTING WILL SET YOU FREE
592768 No.14890834
>>14888560
>afro
>round monkey ears
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WOOMYS AT
****
Sorry
not sorry
fd2970 No.14891229
>>14884952
I would trade you if I could. I've been broke from scrubbing gear constantly.
a54b4d No.14891861
How does this tier list make you feel?
My feelings on it have been summarized in the filename for your convenience.
c7c26d No.14891976
>>14891861
>panic button that removes bombs, removes life forms, can be used in just about any build and goes great with every kind of weapon gets listed at the bottom
>suicide vest at the top, when 5/6 of the "best weapons" have significant range against it and 3 of them have an all-but-guaranteed kill
Inkjet is good, but you have to be careful with deploying it. You can't just set-and-forget like Ink Storm or Ink Armor, and you can't use it to protect yourself like Splashdown or Baller. It's not as good for turfing or pushing like a Bomb Rush, and has no defensive presence like Bubble Blower. It can't even disrupt the enemies on the objective as good as Tenta-Missiles or Sting Ray can. It looks like the ultimate solo-weapon, but it's really just the most middle-of-the-road support special.
The weapon listing mostly makes sense, but the specials make the whole thing look like the opinions of a 4-liner with no aim.
eb72e7 No.14892261
>>14891861
>clash blaster not X tier
>vanilla blaster not X tier
>tentatek splattershot higher tier than most blasters and the vanilla splattershot
>the two squeezers higher tier than dualie squelchers
>n-zap '89 absolute lowest tier when the weapon itself is one of the best shooters in the game, ignoring sub and special
>hydra splatling and the two e-liters not in their own "situational tier"
>splashdown not X tier
>inkjet in A+ tier
The competitive meta is currently filled with clash blasters, blasters, n-zap '85s, dapple dualies nouveau, flingza roller, and carbon roller. Clash blaster alone is everything a tentatek splattershot is but with a better special, a faster swim speed, and the lack of need to aim. Splashdown dominates the meta right now, too. Anyone suggesting inkjet being a good special is simply outright wrong. It does less damage than blasters, has less range than a lot of blasters, is less mobile than blasters, and has a much smaller blast radius than blasters. You are a sitting duck with that special, and it's inferior to some weapons that function normally. With the way connectivity is handled, I have had three direct hits on enemies with inkjet, and have not splatted them. That special is absolute garbage and is only useful if network communication is pristine. The fuck is with this tier list? It's like the blaster apologists all over again.
a86b4e No.14892262
>>14891968
>>14889944
That's it… Some day I will be Nintendo of America's president. Maybe not in this lifetime. But someday. I will chop dismantle the Big Bang Theory reddit hipster clique that is Treehouse and rebuild it with a proper multimedia animation and localization studio.
I will sell Nintendo Directs in the most anti-politically correct way possible, with a cute white anime waifu mascot.
0f1571 No.14892435
>>14891861
Firstly, tiers are for queers.
Secondly, Rank X is a joke.
Thirdly, Blasters need to get nerfed.
b9d96e No.14893966
>weekends are apparently the busy period on the Mumble
>Friday night and only Con and Bonnie are on
What, do you people have lives or something?
2c069e No.14894172
b9d96e No.14894226
>>14894172
I wondered where you were these last two weeks :^)
a86b4e No.14895000
799fce No.14895235
Apparently we might be getting a new ranked mode its code name is "Rocket"
https://streamable.com/t/kdvbt
Basically we gotta shoot the rocket into enemy base or something
b9d96e No.14895493
>weekends are apparently the busy period on the Mumble
>Saturday night and only Con and Bonnie are on
What, do you people have lives or something?
>>14895000
Give up on your aspirations and play Splatoon instead.
a86b4e No.14900105
>>14895493
Squirt off. Already lost job for extra money. Doing housework for dying mom for living space. She needs someone to help her move around that isn't a paid nurse. Missed every splatfest from last year because of work. Paid online starts this year. I lost 30 lbs last 2 months. I got 110 more to go and at least 60 lbs more before I start HIIT. Lost save due to bullshit. So I have to start over from stank and work back up to A+ on all ranks with new meta plus hackers on WiFi. I'm not in a hurry to jump back in. You're in no rush to pick up an unfresh squid like me.
In other news I got imports.
312d37 No.14900129
>>14900105
>You're in no rush to pick up an unfresh squid like me.
The community was accommodating to me, so I would to you, as well. Besides, I'm shit at the game anyway.
eec860 No.14900183
>>14889944
>At least it aint nigger world.
a86b4e No.14900273
>>14900129
If I do get back to playing, which I'm gonna speed run single player first, hoping I can smurf every mode except Clam Blitz to A. I never played Clam Blitz.
312d37 No.14900863
>weekends are apparently the busy period on the Mumble
>Sunday night and only Con and Bonnie are on
What, do you people have lives or something?
66d9e7 No.14900959
What is the meta like right now? Haven't played in half a year and want to dive back in before the expansion drops.
312d37 No.14901011
>>14900959
Any kind of blaster, but vanilla and clash are popular right now, carbon roller, carbon deco, some splattershot, dapple nouveau, flingza, n-zap 85, and custom dualie squelchers kind of. Splashdown and stingray are the popular specials. I'm sure there's more, but this is what I'm seeing currently.
21e4bf No.14903151
File: c23cad70e154b5d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 958.97 KB, 868x1530, 434:765, 2540106 - Inkling Marie Sp….jpg)
I unJUST myself today.
After 500 hours and half a year i finally reached S+ in two modes today.
f661ed No.14903263
>>14903151
>Best sister Marie as a child and not as a beautiful adult inkling with bosoms
But none the less I am happy for you anon
72060f No.14903896
>>14903151
Impressive. Very nice.
c7c26d No.14904517
>its fag pride month
>GAY FISH are back in the plaza
I want the panromantic demiqueer helisexuals to fuck off.
251748 No.14904796
Halfchan is broken again, posting has been down for the past 10 minutes.
Greetings from /ink/
c06d5a No.14904810
>>14904796
>Cuckchann is down
Kindly fuck off back there as soon as possible and never come back.
3780e1 No.14904820
>>14904796
You know if you were smart you'd just post in this thread without announcing that
but you're not.
251748 No.14904839
21e4bf No.14904869
>>14904796
Squidfugees welcome
289133 No.14905395
>>14904796
>Halfchan is broken again, posting has been down for the past 10 minutes
Leave.
c3cdf0 No.14905411
>>14904869
What about cuntboys, are they welcome yet
0f1571 No.14906095
>>14905912
SPLAT SPLAT WOOMY
fd2970 No.14906572
>Con, Bonnie, Len, and Kero on the mumble
>can't make the same joke four days in a row
Life is suffering.
45bc95 No.14906873
>>14906572
every time i hop on its always empty.
fd2970 No.14907074
>>14906873
When do you usually jump on?
6cd7bf No.14907255
I did a naughty thing and analyzed my save file with a hex editor. Forgive me if everybody knows this, but there are a couple things I found out.
1. MMR is plainly listed on your save file.
2. Each game mode has its own unique MMR, even turf war.
3. MMR differs among game modes, even if you have the exact same rank and bar progress among the modes.
4. I can't confirm this, but MMR seems to be linked to win/loss ratio in addition to your rank.
5. I score significantly higher(150-200 points) in league and splatfest than what my MMRs suggest.
a5dcfa No.14907265
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
~Must keep on woomin' ahead~
~No time for messin', follow my path instead~
c40e1c No.14907474
>>14906873
People normally start getting on around 9pm-10pm and leaving at 11pm-2am eastern time. Try around then.
53662e No.14907888
I fucked up the color scheme on >>14845599.
I had a weird dream. I was browsing this thread as usual, and someone replied to one of my posts with my first name. Then another post with gachimuchi flag had a comprehensive post on strategies to win Rainmaker, complete with recommended weapons, and right in the middle he replied to that other post calling me a faggot. I have no idea what to make of this.
>>14905411
No.
>>14907461
Couldn't all inkling boys with the standard hairstyle be considered cuntboys, since they have the equivalent of a ponytail?
a86b4e No.14908003
>>14907888
So all inkling boys with ponytails have no dick?
0f1571 No.14908328
>>14907461
Friendly reminder to report all fag Inkopolis posts as Sexually Explicit. Keep Inkopolis clean of filth. Thank you.
6cea38 No.14909187
>two hours of ranking down and up
b9d96e No.14909961
>>14904517
>>14908328
I'll have to make another picture in response.
>>14906873
I'd love to chat and play with you some time, friend.
>>14907888
Checked. Glad you're thinking about me. Unfortunately, I don't have any rainmaker advice, as I'm absolutely terrible at this game. I can tell you that the current top X rank player in rainmaker is using Enperry splat dualies, which is a common top player weapon. Embedded are some rainmaker related videos to motivate you to do better at rainmaker or to perhaps pick up some pointers.
>>14908267
This person has never truly been alone, clearly.
>>14909187
I pray for your victory and will be saving that picture.
b9d96e No.14909975
>mfw some of these were reposts
When the fuck do I post these? Was I drunk?
c40e1c No.14910651
We need one more to do privates!
GET IN THE MUMBLE!
ef7a33 No.14910655
>>14908003
Does that look like a bulge to you?
b9d96e No.14910808
>>14910000
WOOMY SWAG
checked
102d59 No.14910946
>finally made Rank X
I don't even like Tower Control, man.
b2cc4c No.14911079
>290 for a swtich on ebay that i plan to pay with paypal credit
>buys it
well bros, i'll be joining you once i get around to buying games for it
2446b5 No.14911532
>>14911079
I look forward to seeing you out there.
a54b4d No.14913094
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
How does this make you feel, squids?
Won't you finally admit splashdown is a terrible special?
72060f No.14913867
>>14913094
>have to be at perfect distance based on your personal weapon
>have to know what weapons use splashdown and if your opponent is currently using one of those weapons
>is recommended to have shots on the enemy before the splashdown
>admits you can't take somebody out using splashdown after a super jump
>doesn't recommend trying the technique with sticks
>admits that a network overhaul was necessary from the latest patch to even make this strategy viable
Okay, there, Pythagoras. Splashdown is dead. Long live splashdown.
a54b4d No.14915547
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So this is interesting, we might be getting a new ranked mode. I would bet on something being shown E3, maybe.
a50bf3 No.14919998
>>14909187
>Play the same mode again
>get to S+ without a crack
The fuck was going on today? 2 Days ago i got dropped to A+ and now i`m on S+ and even won some fights
799fce No.14920088
>mfw Im struggling thru rank X
ea3696 No.14920389
I feel like I'm missing out on a ton, I don't have a Switch. But I got a hankering to play Splatoon 1. But, I got from B- to A in one afternoon. But sometimes if the team has bad luck at the start someone will disconnect.
What loadouts are cheap shit?
045bfd No.14920492
>mfw i caved and bought the octo expansion.
i just love the single player content and cute octo girls!
799fce No.14920920
>>14920389
Splatoon 1
Quick respawn/ Comeback
Damage up
Stealth jump
b843d9 No.14920960
>>14920492
I want to destroy their cephalopussies
edd13c No.14921012
>>14920960
Do they have beaks down there? Is cephalopussy rightful belkan clay?
b843d9 No.14921086
>>14921012
>Do they have beaks down there?
Nay, they are small, tight, simps. As god intended.
>Is cephalopussy rightful belkan clay?
ALL CLAY IS RIGHTFUL BELKAN CLAY GLORY TO BELKA OSEAN PIG-DOGS GO SHOVE A YUKTOBANIAN UP YOUR FAGGOT ASSHOLES MARCH 25TH 1995 BEST DAY OF LIFE BELKA WILL RISE AGAIN
LONG LIVE BELKA!
b2cc4c No.14921209
>thought about buying this tomorrow when my switch arrives but realizes an e3 sale might be soon
FUCK I DONT WANT TO JUST STARE AT THIS SHIT ALL WEEKEND
a86b4e No.14921450
>Family financial crisis leaves me broke to buy new games until next month.
Ah well. At least I don't let spoilers ruin my enjoyment of games anymore. I'll just nuke Inkopolis and get the bad ending.
289133 No.14921580
>>14920389
>What loadouts are cheap shit?
Only skilless pussies use top tier/overpowered shit in video games. You're not a pussy now, are you anon?
>>14920492
Good Goy!
8745a8 No.14922571
What ink colors are these?
c40e1c No.14922907
417a91 No.14923100
>>14922907
You stay out of this.
c09523 No.14923159
>>14922203
Is this a ``cuntboy`` with tits?
a86b4e No.14924133
M A N T L E P L A Y
This means squid headpats.
>>14923159
And suddenly there are no more girls in Splatoon anymore and that everyone is a cunt boy.
c40e1c No.14924251
File: a83d2c7d215d9df⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 294.42 KB, 700x394, 350:197, 32ed3389c27b59849e55fdc322….gif)
File: 0a27d35055bbd49⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 193.85 KB, 700x554, 350:277, 0a27d35055bbd490c3c52e3b0d….jpg)
File: b5dca5e6e4c8e39⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 188.66 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, f1a7e4fcb2752b09d8d45f5cc4….jpg)
>>14924133
>headpats
Now this is some degeneracy I can get behind
33c876 No.14924374
>>14906572
>Bonnie
People still use that server to talk, eh? And there's some new chick? I guess I'd better hop on again when I have some spare time.
a5dcfa No.14927025
Pic Related: A teaser for that "shocking announcement".
Not Related: Free in-game shit ahead of the World Championships at E3; go to Switch [News], find the SWC post, and directly launch Splatoon 2 using the huge-ass button near the end.
a86b4e No.14927617
I want to see superior octoling hug an inferior octo-mutt.
cc3356 No.14930769
a86b4e No.14931123
cc3356 No.14931508
>have perfect/good gear
>never play with them
>Leveling Gear up S+ Ranked Mode
>Only wear the good gear when going to salmon run
a5dcfa No.14931546
Bumplocked threads are bound to sink fast as E3 starts, so here's some tournament details for the next OP ahead of time.
59b2fd No.14939092
I've said it before, but I'll say it again. I appreciate your company, your helpfulness, your camaraderie, your shitposting, your shit talking, the ups, the downs, and everything in between. I appreciate teaming up with everyone for league, the private battles, the infrequent turf war squid parties, and the labbing. I'm very glad I've gotten to know all of you to some extent, and I hope we have a prosperous future in the threads, in the game, on the Mumble, and whatever other means we happen to associate. I love you squids, and I'm not afraid to say it.
f661ed No.14940988
>>14939092
I may not have the game, but you guys are one of the only reasons I still come to this site anymore and I love you guys as well.
b9d96e No.14941647
Whiners. The words "gay" or "LGBT" weren't even used in the post. It kind of validates itself. It doesn't even specify who I'm talking about. They all think it's about them all of the time.
799fce No.14941693
>They're using A Holiday as an equal to to Pride month
Wow that's just fucking sad. Also pretty sure Christmas became a commercial holiday just to sell shit to ppl and lost meaning anymore. Pretty much with Pride month
8b2239 No.14943253
>one win away in clam blitz, then S+ in all modes
8b2239 No.14944917
>>14943253
I Did it!
Stupid Squid Game is over now?!
799fce No.14944992
>>14944917
Atta Boi
Now get X rank you scrub
8b2239 No.14945138
I didn`t know Splatoon was a Horror Game.
Warning: Jumpscare
8b2239 No.14950558
799fce No.14953070
Alright Time to make a new thread
53662e No.14958454
>>14945138
Where's the jumpscare supposed to be? Did I miss something?
799fce No.14958989
ALright making the new thread We on page 13 now
799fce No.14959154