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File: 7bc79a4c838bfc6⋯.jpg (914.46 KB, 1919x1079, 1919:1079, Third Front WWII.jpg)

File: fb0347493806ce4⋯.jpg (548.38 KB, 999x1178, 999:1178, costanza.jpg)

40e89a No.14778631

Just look at those soldier representatives in this game and tell me what you see.

>russkie is mud colored

>allies are a nigger

>germany is censored shiggy diggy

df69a0 No.14778692

>>14778631

>allies are a nigger

What? He's white with a nigger nose


a9a320 No.14778711

Compare the tone of the highlights on the German vs. either the Russkie or the U.S. soldier, they're obviously darkened to denote that they're not being actively selected. The slav's got a blonde 'stache, and the burger looks more Irish than nigger. Get your eyes checked next time you're at the clinic for the psych meds.


df69a0 No.14778715

>>14778711

Nig nog


555ac8 No.14778722

axis is gud :DDD


9b2114 No.14778724

>>14778631

>Russian man looks like a European

>German looks like a nerdy egghead with an IQ of over 150

>American looks like he's 56% but very proud to serve his country


9a56cd No.14778759

>>14778631

>Not knowing what shading is, and how it makes your skin look darker then it actually is.

The absolute state of white nationalism.


430507 No.14778768

File: aacc6b4120118d0⋯.png (69.15 KB, 292x275, 292:275, Dan Mason.png)

>no swastika

<only the eagle


cfd06b No.14778789

>>14778768

>swastika

That term is illegal, citizen. Expunge it from your vocabulary.


430507 No.14778798

File: a6b88564c6aa014⋯.jpg (19.04 KB, 440x393, 440:393, CEO of EA, villain extraor….jpg)

>>14778789

fight me, nerd

swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika swastika


69091a No.14778802

File: 994f48731e24c50⋯.jpg (44.32 KB, 255x248, 255:248, 1430433064723.jpg)

>>14778631

>Germany instead of Axis

Why don't WWII games focus on the Pacific Campaign anymore?


cfd06b No.14778813

>>14778798

Reeducation officers are in route. Please stay in your domicile and wait for their arrival. Noncompliance would be inadvisable.


14a3ec No.14778817

>>14778631

Georgian, shiggy digger and irishman, though why the fuck they are so dark, I do not know. Dirt isn't so uniform. No, seriously, why are those two so dark? You can't even tell their features at a glance. Who the hell thought it's good design? German looks like he's posing with the flag, others look as if they were obstructing theirs.


b4cb34 No.14778821

File: d8a8fd34fe38316⋯.jpg (91.29 KB, 733x798, 733:798, 1448543362605.jpg)

>>14778722 (checked)

Jawohl :DDDD


430507 No.14778822

>>14778802

Because that's racist. Instead of killing young white males, you are now killing young yellow males.

>>14778813

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS


19f659 No.14778831

File: f4eb22d271527a9⋯.png (849.91 KB, 734x558, 367:279, the counseler from jelly j….PNG)

File: 61193cd9f633bc8⋯.jpg (597.24 KB, 2250x2250, 1:1, The_Horror_at_Camp_Jellyja….jpg)

Why is the guy on the cover of Camp Jellyjam in World War 2


4905a7 No.14778836

File: a5cf1d7210d1484⋯.png (81.22 KB, 227x148, 227:148, gday m8.png)

Are you sure this isn't an Australian?


e50ec3 No.14778837

File: 6e5c8ff96f3716a⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Ahhhhhhh.webm)

>See OP's thread

>Hyped that we finally got a legit WWII German-focused FPS

>Search it up

>It's a fucking card game


a8fd99 No.14778839

File: a20638dd8f690df⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1214x846, 607:423, a20638dd8f690df672c447d080….png)

>>russkie is mud colored

Accurate.


430507 No.14778845

>>14778836

It's an Angcamerlian


dd1054 No.14778846

File: 7a2538705c6b004⋯.png (356.74 KB, 985x979, 985:979, granpa.png)


94b911 No.14778847

File: 0baddc969bd1c3e⋯.jpg (8.98 KB, 300x222, 50:37, ayo hol me back nigguh.jpg)

>meanwhile real german soldiers looked like angrier tougher versions of clint eastwood

A shame.


fc49ff No.14778932

File: 877fc0b8e9d5978⋯.jpg (936.5 KB, 1919x1079, 1919:1079, Untitled-1.jpg)

First thing I saw.


01ae5e No.14778943

>>14778837

Are you a special kind of stupid? There's a shitload of strategy games with a German campaign, half the big mods for Darkest Hour are about Germany winning the war, and the whole Panzer General (and the spiritual sequel - Panzer Corps) series of games is predominantly focused on Germany.


b38385 No.14778954

File: 23251cf7e1c1ff0⋯.jpg (50.13 KB, 680x822, 340:411, seinfeld theme starts play….jpg)

>>14778943

>There's a shitload of strategy games with a German campaign

Sure, but he said FPS, my dude.


01ae5e No.14778957

>>14778954

My bad. But why did he assume it was an FPS?


d2a4f7 No.14778981

>>14778957

Assumption:

Because Single Armed Soldiers are shown on the slection screen.


763e22 No.14778990

>>14778631

>Just look at those soldier representatives in this game and tell me what you see.

3 goods lads having a merry good time?


434696 No.14779005

>germany

>not the axis

Do these devs think that Germany was the only country fighting against the USSR and the Allies?


763e22 No.14779006

>>14778954

>Sure, but he said FPS, my dude.

red orchestra 2 has a singleplayer nazi campaign its shit, but the letters read between the missions were nice


1b8fc6 No.14779018

>>14779005

>Do these devs think that Germany was the only country fighting against the USSR and the Allies?

Yes. Also, AMERICA was the only western country fighting the NAZI MENACE.


b38385 No.14779022

>>14778990

>3 goods lads having a merry good time?

Sounds like some wacky WWII FPS where 3 soldiers from different nations desert their respective armies to get away from a war they never wanted in the first place, and comedy happens. Think Bad Company with a WW2 reskin.


51231d No.14779025

>>14778802

Because the current cultural narrative is to resist "Nazis" and they really want to train people for that.

>>14778837

I just want one good FPS focused on the Einsatzgruppen removing Bolshevik in the East.

You could even have a pretty emotional story with you following along the rise of the NSDAP after WWI, with you seeing the Spartacus uprising occur, then hearing about this guy that wants to get rid of the commies so you go to the local Beer Hall to hear this Hitler guy speak, then getting mad as he gets arrested and join the SA, street battles with commies, your family ending up getting attacked by them in the end while you are in hospital for battle injuries, your son joining the SS and getting sent in the east, after which you play from his perspective, having partisans attack your supply convoys left and right, Slav villagers begging for help as the commie partisans and commissars stealing all their food, you exterminating them and the red army, then Stalingrad, you manage to break out, go back, see your beloved Germany in ruins, fight in the battle to keep the Red army back while civilians flee west to US/Brit/France occupied territory.

The end is you getting forced to walk to Siberia, seeing German women being raped left and right by commie savages, old German men murdered, etc.


01ae5e No.14779032

>>14779022

Add a Brit, Australian and Nip and we're set. They form a mercenary company and go on insane adventures in Africa and South America killing niggers and spics.


763e22 No.14779049

File: 8e82db99362b39f⋯.jpg (423.07 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1428606924329.jpg)

>>14779032

> South America killing niggers and spics.

as a beaner i find this very entertaining


020899 No.14779062

>>14778631

There's nothing wrong with those characters. The lighting is on the german soldier because the cursor is over him.

>russkie is mud colored

It's Christian Bale with a moustache.

>allies are a nigger

Murican guy is Warwick Davis if he wasn't a midget.

>germany is censored shiggy diggy

So what? You wouldn't fight as the leader of the Aryan Union?


b38385 No.14779069

>>14779032

Add some story into it to that, like stopping a secret clan composed of greedy (((merchants))) from making the war drag on to fill their own pockets.


814d85 No.14779074

American looks like a 56% mutt, pretty accurate if you ask me.


69091a No.14779075

File: df08aeb52f970b0⋯.png (288.79 KB, 800x569, 800:569, Blank _56233120d36e5b0c8e1….png)

>>14778932

Mark "Rice Cooker" Wahlberg

Mark "Whack-a-Jap" Wahlberg

Mark "Ace of Spades" Wahlberg

Mark "Charlie's gonna be a napalm star" Wahlberg

Mark "Gook Gouger" Walhberg

Mark "I'm going to make My Lai look like a fucking joke" Wahlberg

Mark "Matt Damon" Wahlberg

Mark "Asian Annihilator" Wahlberg

Mark "I also hate niggers" Wahlberg


2cf6b1 No.14779077

>>14778631

>the other two characters are "darkened" because it appears they're not being selected, spotlight is on the german character

>allied character is an ugly manlet but otherwise white

>hanz has glasses but otherwise looks like a pretty normal guy

if anything this is the best representation of the axis i've seen in a game in awhile since he isn't actively eating a jewish baby. Did you make this thread just to harvest reactions? You some outsider trying to prove how we're all racist bullies or some shit?


69091a No.14779078

File: aec319ac3170134⋯.jpg (82.12 KB, 759x500, 759:500, Three-Kings-DI-1-759x500.jpg)

>>14779022

>>14779032

You basically described Three Kings, except they're all American.


cfd06b No.14779086

>>14779077

Or maybe it's just some anon who wants to talk about vidya. Not everything is shareblue shills, friendo.


41c894 No.14779090

File: a5f3f9d1eb10344⋯.jpg (183.13 KB, 2880x1619, 2880:1619, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>14778836

>>14778831

He looks like Private Pyle more then anything


1ac503 No.14779099

>>14779077

look arround, we got a new wave of shitposters making shitty threads


b7b863 No.14779113

File: 45b26fa9525ff66⋯.jpg (202.91 KB, 886x482, 443:241, shiggy.jpg)

USSR = British soldier / Captain Price

German = Costanza

USA = El Cochino *oink oink*


b38385 No.14779129

File: dd47b808e298287⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1681x1213, 1681:1213, dd47b808e2982875e099db819c….png)

>>14779078

Fuck, now I hyped myself for a game no one will ever think about making.


17c0ac No.14779133

File: a51406b71581992⋯.jpg (701.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot 1.jpg)

File: c3f1b353539a7ef⋯.jpg (510.91 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 804730_screenshots_2018050….jpg)

File: 4ea3e7ec3c57568⋯.jpg (533.08 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 804730_screenshots_2018050….jpg)

File: f74ee663b95c279⋯.jpg (954.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 804730_screenshots_2018050….jpg)

File: 7f60441db557a49⋯.jpg (979.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 804730_screenshots_2018040….jpg)

>>14779086

>talk about vidya

Are we actually going to talk about this game, then?


69091a No.14779144

File: 80d7d4865d22d18⋯.png (287.2 KB, 462x533, 462:533, Stoned Indonesian male.png)

File: 904badca8103dd9⋯.png (22.92 KB, 361x358, 361:358, c67036e583b371b957fff75708….png)

File: 49cdac3f9d82286⋯.png (27.37 KB, 329x414, 329:414, glenned.png)

File: da17389bcbfef21⋯.png (479.98 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 1424074744678.png)

File: b457ac2b501a156⋯.png (93.86 KB, 360x398, 180:199, dd.png)

>>14779099

I think we should post obscure memes that no one but us would understand in order to differentiate between the oldfags and the new wave.


2cf6b1 No.14779145

>>14779086

>Or maybe it's just some anon who wants to talk about vidya.

OP is (1) and done, he's just trying to start shit


31ca71 No.14779146

>>14778631

>american looks like a slightly humanized ape

very accurate, will buy


01ae5e No.14779155

>>14779069

I'd love a Jagged Alliance with a roster filled with WW2 veterans trading bantz with each other.

>>14779133

Why? It's a shallow card game in early access. We can talk about the bullshit difficulty of Sudden Strike though.


def9c2 No.14779159

File: bb709b4087d16f7⋯.jpg (13.2 KB, 198x255, 66:85, wewuzkangs.jpg)

>>14778839

>Aijo Beness

<Ayo Beness

AYO HOL UP


671c6e No.14779162

>>14778802

>Germany instead of Axis

Ha I noticed that too.

Japs and Italians btfo


b38385 No.14779165

>>14779159

>Ayo benis


434696 No.14779169

>>14779018

T-thanks America.


216a88 No.14791708

>>14778631

I'm surprised.


9daa38 No.14791735

File: e965f384aa7b367⋯.jpg (80.24 KB, 681x900, 227:300, Stephen_Colbert_November_2….jpg)

File: dd4bc5193682d89⋯.jpg (471.01 KB, 999x1178, 999:1178, fb0347493806ce45f975eb4137….jpg)

WAS THIS DONE ON PURPOSE?


b263ba No.14791763

All white.


adac42 No.14791778

That art is fucking atrocious


b263ba No.14791793

>>14778692

He's John Cena you fucking cuck


2675e6 No.14791794

>>14791735

i dont see it, maybe you should sleep forever


521f70 No.14791815

>>14778631

I see they gave the Paratrooper Italian Samurai mag pouches.


3bc055 No.14791864

>>14779144

I remember the rabbit, what was he called again? there were also some pics of him killing wojak since he was supposed to replace him


9daa38 No.14791894

File: 353061e2d2f0b2e⋯.jpg (79.94 KB, 680x900, 34:45, Stephen_Colbert_November_2….jpg)

File: dd4bc5193682d89⋯.jpg (471.01 KB, 999x1178, 999:1178, dd4bc5193682d89d9fd413059b….jpg)

>>14791794

I swear it's fucking him, here it is mirrored


efacea No.14792956

>>14791735

>>14791894

i want this to be true!


5d5ef9 No.14792966

>>14778631

>Russian looks like a nordic-slav-mix

>American looks like a 56%er

>German looks like a jew

WEW


216a88 No.14801708

>>14792966

Seems accurate to me.


6f75ef No.14801771


3c6c89 No.14801872

>>14778847

No they didn't. Stop buying into this "strong warrior" stereotype, it's ahistorical, unhealthy, and completely retarded. They were men, the same as you or me, men with children, families, jobs, wives, hobbies, friends, coworkers, houses, lives. Lives that got ripped from them by hot lead, shrapnel, chemical weapons, fire or the shell shock. Both of the World Wars were unnecessary, fought by men who either had no desire to fight, or men who were tricked into killing one another. War is a fucking atrocity for all but those who run the war-time economy, with their factories pumping out bullets and guns to sate their lust for bloodshed and the almighty dollar. Call them what you like, but they're fucking vampires all the same.


a84f4b No.14801898

>>14778802

>Why don't WWII games focus on the Pacific Campaign anymore?

because for the mutts it was a pretty boring slap down on a 3rd rate power

a Burma game would be fun though


216a88 No.14808385


3961ed No.14808411

>>14808385

More blood for your devil god, eh? Kill them all, set the nations against one another. Convince them that there is a good fight to be had and that the men on the other side of the wall are demons in the flesh. Set brothers against brothers, sons against fathers, mothers against daughters, friends against friends. It matters not to you how the blood is shed, who sheds it or why or were it is shed for your sort, just that it is shed.


69091a No.14808470

File: f71c1731e938fcb⋯.jpg (40.3 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ebolachan.jpg)

File: 72301b66f02ffdf⋯.png (489.65 KB, 594x501, 198:167, basedchink.png)

File: d3d16fcee559223⋯.jpg (43.2 KB, 512x482, 256:241, image (42).jpg)

File: f3b9a389f6c94b4⋯.png (158.61 KB, 500x576, 125:144, cammy.png)

>>14791864

Looking at the file names, Melvin. I have some now super obscure stuff from early 2014 and 15. There was Ebook-chan, a stillborn meme, this 15 year old chink's livestream that /b/ invaded and eventually got to strip to her bra and panties and deepthroat a comb and of course the unforgettable Uncle Anon 2 who ended up becoming a cancerous tripfag and almost had his actual relationship with his niece ruined when he fucked up and posted a picture with location data. I don't think I have anything of Molly-chan, the Codyjustgames raids, and that time where some anon fucked a whore passed out in her own vomit.

And then there's my sweet, sweet Cammy.


3d3c06 No.14808527

File: 0d8188eaf310780⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1919x1079, 1919:1079, 92haqffk.png)

>>14778631

They're not lit up you tit.


2cf6b1 No.14808554

>>14808385

he's not wrong though, just because you think nazis are cool you think it's any better than their boys go die in shitholes like africa, russia, and france? the whole "they looked like clint eastwood" comment is childish too, guy saw one photo of a german soldier and thinks "what a badass" ignoring that most of that army like the rest were just boys who didn't even die on their own home soil.


ecdfa7 No.14808619

>>14778631

>stripes forward

What the shit?


ee3ace No.14808671

File: 9dd3380da4c1b40⋯.jpg (177.28 KB, 1107x602, 1107:602, Who are the americans.jpg)

Can someone give me a quick run down of this game?


138263 No.14809306

File: 9a03b1e107d9965⋯.jpg (14.38 KB, 220x313, 220:313, EEH.jpg)

German guy looks like he's meant to be Ernst-Eberhard Hell wearing a stahlhelm.


01f6e1 No.14809410

>>14778631

>this logic

Did you know that being in the dark turns you into a black person?


1b8fc6 No.14809428

>>14808554

y so butthurt


8baee6 No.14809451

>>14779133

Is it like Yu-Gi-Oh! with WWII?

>I summon Liberator the Slavic One


057ead No.14810241

File: 35805db845da707⋯.png (1.32 MB, 999x1178, 999:1178, colbert.png)


b263ba No.14813912

>>14808527

Anyone who doesn't see John Cena is retarded


57707d No.14813937

>>14801898

Kakoda would be good


8e4f38 No.14813984

File: 798720920bdbc40⋯.png (156.38 KB, 470x496, 235:248, 798720920bdbc403fec6d9b0aa….png)

The American just looks Irish to me, while the German looks like Colbert in his happier days, and the Russian looks like your typical stronk russian.


d8d69b No.14814008

File: 9210bc9208298c5⋯.jpg (145.3 KB, 1020x720, 17:12, 20180511_063122.jpg)

>>14778631

> mud colored

The German soldier is highlighted while the others are dimmed out, are you guys fucking retarded?


b160f3 No.14814259

File: e3afb961329ecb8⋯.png (48.63 KB, 1480x625, 296:125, Map_of_participants_in_Wor….png)

>allies

>it's only the US


b160f3 No.14814266

>>14814259

holy shit nevermind I just realised that's some unholy barbaric mix of US and UK flags


a2e454 No.14814556

File: 977925863b127de⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 793x595, 793:595, 977925863b127de11f1afb5bec….gif)

>>14810241

DELETE THIS


436f73 No.14814675

>Allies

>USSR

>Germany

Is this going to be some hot new form of historical revisionism where the Russians apparently weren't part of the allies and there was no axis, just Germany and maybe Japan.

Nations like Italy and Hungary either don't exist or must have been part of the allies.


70ac25 No.14814741

>>14814675

Russia wasn't a team player, Japan isn't in Europe, and no one gives a shit about Italy.


2cf6b1 No.14814781

>>14810241

TWO FRONTS


5e85cc No.14814902

File: 5d5c7f63272f80a⋯.jpg (123.29 KB, 1000x1479, 1000:1479, A German soldier with a ba….jpg)

>>14801872

You were saying?


2cf6b1 No.14814919

File: 1f2b387e8e49ac0⋯.png (473.84 KB, 535x800, 107:160, ClipboardImage.png)


b90a26 No.14814946

File: 21d513c53c0b079⋯.png (118.81 KB, 438x503, 438:503, fucking hate.png)

>>14778631

it's the lighting you dumb fuck. both the russians and allies are white, they're just standing more in the shade, holy fuck you've got brain damage. i wish OPs that made shitty threads just got executed. fuck, you're stupid as shit.


436f73 No.14815036

>>14814741

>and no one gives a shit about Italy.

Or Hungary.

Or Romania.

Or Finland.


ecba12 No.14816312

File: 87f138c1d45bceb⋯.jpg (577.29 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Silent_Storm_box.jpg)

>>14779069

>>14779155

Y'know, you guys might sort of be describing Silent Storm there. Do highly recommend the game.


68be09 No.14824497

>>14816312

Shit game panzerkliens ruined it. Play XCom 2 instead.


41835c No.14824526

>>14816312

I agree, that game is rad as fuck.

>>14824497

Theres a mod to remove all panzerkleins from teh game save for the last boss.




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