68995a No.14754840
Apparently some group of modders are trying to make Zelda a full playable character in BotW. It's actually more ambitious than it sounds since they're planning for a full set of animations and costumes and shit. See this (((google))) doc for their to-do list https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bjCA_89sn5tvoL6P2a8dMV9ZF_puBWAklo6_GhMQHes/edit#gid=0
45e035 No.14754845
>>14754840
Then she better be naked.
760992 No.14754848
>>14754845
I am ready for the citra mods.
d6716e No.14754855
To be honest, I see nothing wrong with adding a playable Zelda to the Zelda franchise. My issue lies with niggerfaggots who want to gender-switch Link and Zelda. That shit's beyond retarded.
760992 No.14754858
>>14754855
inb4 that gay ideafag with the clockwork zelda is posted.
46d46a No.14754859
but will there be sex mods?
68995a No.14754868
>>14754845
Zelda is not for lewd.
f6a246 No.14754890
>nintendo does this shit
>instead of hiring platinum to make cuhrayzee Linkle bowgun game
913d1c No.14754896
>>14754840
How are they going to implement the bow of light? Are they going to make it so that Zelda can cast magic?
>>14754855
The faggots that want to gender swap Link want to do so because they hate Zelda. She's a fleshed out female character who often fights alongside Link without being a "stonk independent woyman who don't need no man".
278b3d No.14754908
32be33 No.14754914
9c1b51 No.14754923
>>14754890
Linkle for Smash when?
b5fbbc No.14754937
>>14754868
She's in a Skyrim game, she has no choice
ca445b No.14754948
>>14754929
>Rape in the filename
>She's clearly loving it like the slut she is
Can't rape the willing you dumb nigger.
f4abe4 No.14754960
If you have CEMU this is as easy as just doing a file swap. I wonder if its possible though to make custom DLC so we don't have to do file swaps
760992 No.14754968
>>14754960
I imagine the DLC version will be rigged mildly better, and also OP said it comes with more outfits. Which no one will use once a nude mod comes out.
05775d No.14754971
>>14754855
>>14754896
They hate Zelda because they buy into the retarded line of thinking Anita Shekelberg pushes. It's literally just "rescuing princess = sexism" to them.
>>14754960
Armor models and animations would need to be tweaked to work properly in the game. You could just make armor invisible if you're fine with her base model though.
f6a246 No.14754974
edgy dark Moblin Slayer spinoff when?
68995a No.14754976
>>14754937
Back to >>>/neofag/
>>14754896
>How are they going to implement the bow of light? Are they going to make it so that Zelda can cast magic?
Good question.
29b226 No.14754991
>>14754960
Since there's hacking in the works I'm wondering how moddable games will be on Switch. Like the Vita has rePatch, and that's been used for a few things such as the Neptunia re;translations.
b5fbbc No.14754993
>>14754976
>being this mad about your shitty tech demo being compared to Skyrim
this triggers the nintendrone
e4da69 No.14755001
>>14754855
>My issue lies with niggerfaggots who want to gender-switch Link and Zelda
Linkle is a cutie, though, and I'm all for seeing her and Zelda in a pure Yuri relationship.
05775d No.14755010
>>14754976
>everyone who doesn't like BotW is a neofag
524448 No.14755012
>>14754840
Now BotW even has lazy model-swap mods. It truly is Skyrim with a Zelda skin.
9c1b51 No.14755016
>how moddable games will be on Switch
can't wait for nude mods for hyrule warriors
>nude fairies
i want it
3f0389 No.14755039
>>14754974
actual Goblin Slayer game when
68995a No.14755042
>>14755035
>>14755008
What the fuck new spam is this?
760992 No.14755046
>>14755042
It's from cuckchan.
f4abe4 No.14755048
>>14755042
They seem to show up around the same time each day to these threads. Must be a weird coincidence
0d7169 No.14755050
>>14754855
Why would anyone want Link to be a guy? She's already the hero of time and the main character too.
760992 No.14755055
>>14755048
he's spamming it in unrelated threads too.
3f0389 No.14755058
>>14755050
Only OOT Link is the Hero of Time, every Link has their own "Hero of __" title
ca445b No.14755069
>>14754993
>General systems are designed poorly
That's the opposite of the truth. The real issue is that there's nothing to fucking do in the game so all the mechanics are useless.
0d7169 No.14755075
>>14755058
Wouldn't SS Link be considered a hero of time as well considering he went back in time to fight not-Ganon? I always thought of the hero of time title going to every reincarnation of Link, since he always shows up to save the day regardless of which time period he's in. OOT is more literal with the title since you're going back and forth pretty constantly, but I do remember SS Link having to go back in time.
3f0389 No.14755095
>>14755075
IIRC SS Link has his own hero title along the lines of "Hylia's Hero" or something, but it's just used as description of what that Link accomplished. Oracles Link is the Hero of Ages/Seasons and Z1 Link started the trend by being the Hero of Hyrule
9e0bb4 No.14755107
>>14754840
>modders are already trying to make Zelda a playable character
>instead of making a mod that gets rid of the weapon degradation and breaking
That should have been the very first mod made. How has no one in the modding community thought of this yet?
cb7f20 No.14755114
>>14754840
Isn't there already a mod that lets you play as Linkle? How ambitious can this be if it has already been done before?
>Shape of breasts and hips must be added to every armour chest and legs, DO NOT sexualize though
How long will it take for other modders to mod the modders' mod?
e4da69 No.14755120
>>14754896
>The faggots that want to gender swap Link want to do so because they hate Zelda.
They don't hate Zelda, or Link. They hate men. That's why it's not enough for them to get a Linkle game which is functionally exactly a LoZ game - but with a female protagonist. They have to destroy/subvert Link as a male and turn him female, and they have to get rid of Zelda only insofar as she can not be a "damsel" or be put in any danger that would spur the protagonist (of whatever gender) to action. For the sake of female empowerment, that bitch has to solve her own problems.
634f4c No.14755132
>>14754929
More like Breath of the Goblin Slayer. What those bokboblins are doing is exactly what the gobbs do all the time in Goblin Slayer.
760992 No.14755168
>>14755114
I can tell there's a nude version of that, cough it up.
0c1bfc No.14755176
>>14754840
> Shape of breasts and hips must be added to every armour chest and legs, DO NOT sexualize though
Confirmed garbage. If they had gone with modest designs I would not have even cared but the fact that they're demanding """no sexualization""" just proves they are neo-puritan sjw faggots and should all be hanged. Reporting this to Nintendo's copyright kike division in the hopes I make a bunch of soyboys cry.
1b80b2 No.14755178
>>14755120
>they have to get rid of Zelda
I wanted to get rid of Zelda by the end of BotW. I was already bored with Zelda as a game, but BotW made me hate the characters too.
4930a7 No.14755188
>No sheik game
>No zelda game where you are a magic archer lady
>ever
>The obvious linkle or BSZelda avatars which nintendo has the rights to never
524067 No.14755197
>>14755176
For fucks sake really? Lewd versions of armor is what I was looking forward to from this mod.
278b3d No.14755213
>>14755188
>no sheik or zelda game ever
Thank fucking god for that. Now kys for demanding industry killing garbage.
4930a7 No.14755215
>>14755213
Fuck you faggot, ninja games are cool
278b3d No.14755229
>>14755215
but wymyn aren't and never will be, you soycuck.
7691e0 No.14755234
I don't mind this at all. Just why does it have to be some "women's empowerment" move all the time? That's what I wish it wouldn't become
d169c0 No.14755240
>>14755039
It's to ambitious.
c38522 No.14755259
>>14754840
If they do, they should also make a girl version of Zelda so ppl can role play if they want 2.
c38522 No.14755270
>>14755176
Good luck, may the sjw and faggots drown in their own effeminate soy-filled tears.
524067 No.14755274
Thought abought a Zelda game where you play Zelda in control of an army of 1000 Links. Each Link has an item which determines their class and role in the army. It's a hybrid of RTS with Zelda mechanics. Zelda's role is to command Links and to cast magic spells that have various effects on the battle. Game is designed to be fun while Zelda is Zelda and Link is Link x 1000.
But SJWs hate fun. So I'll use this for another non-Zelda game with pantsu instead.
3f0389 No.14755287
>>14755188
>>No sheik game
>>No zelda game where you are a magic archer lady
>>ever
that's a good thing retard
>wanting a game about shooting arrows from far away for 20+ hours
>wanting a game about Sheik/the Sheikah after BOTW ruined them with the dumb magitech bullshit
We need a Zelda game that doesn't reference any other game in the series and goes right back to the series' NES/SNES roots of traditional fantasy
0125bb No.14755314
>>14755287
>Shiekah game
>Cyborg Shiekahs
>Hyrule Fantasy Rising Revengeance
278b3d No.14755322
>waaahhh why cant i play as girl waah
t.numale
09afff No.14755338
Every single guy I've ever seen play as a girl in video games was an effeminate soynigger
bcf008 No.14755351
>>14755281
I love Hyrule Warriors Zelda
713b40 No.14755375
>>14754890
Stop posting that webm
a non-sfw version doesn't exist
doesn't exist
Every time it's posted my balls tint blue. It hurts anon! You're causing me physical pain!
c38522 No.14755392
>>14755338
>never impregnated his hand while forcing Lara Croft to do a handstand into splits in TR1
Gtfo faggot
713b40 No.14755393
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14754840
Custom gerudo outfit is up and running
cf8c64 No.14755409
>>14755338
>i never made a cute catgirl in FFXIV and in between saving the world and slaying dragons i spend time and gil making my avatar as cute as possible: the post
you're gay son
04c04b No.14755411
>>14754840
> inb4 Nintendo cease and desist
524067 No.14755413
>>14755393
>It covers the ass.
568323 No.14755439
>>14754923
>Linkle
God what a stupid fucking name
278b3d No.14755457
>>14755439
Fitting for such a stupid fucking character.
5e5b05 No.14755463
d160b8 No.14755465
>>14755132
More like Breath of the cum: knoblin gobbler
0259e6 No.14755466
…but I fucking hated this game's incarnation of zelda. her britbong voice actress always made sure that her thick accent was always grating. why the fuck would i ever wanna play as a limey londoner?
09afff No.14755468
>>14755392
>>14755409
I'm talking about faggots making female characters in rpgs, you know, games you're supposed to self insert into. And if i wanted catgirls i would just play nekopara
e4931f No.14755471
>>14755457
Well it was either that or Linka, really.
5e5b05 No.14755472
>>14755468
>games you're supposed to self insert into
29b226 No.14755476
>>14755466
So why weren't you playing with Japanese voices?
>>14755468
>Wanting nice female ass to stare at clearly means they're a poof
>>14755413
What was the original? Also I'm more put off by the horrid clipping.
bcf008 No.14755477
>>14755466
They really did a bad job with her.
>"Hey so the english VA we got for Zelda, the person who talks the most in the entire game, is utterly atrocious"
>"Eh who cares?"
b84dea No.14755485
>>14754859
>>14754868
>Shape of breasts and hips must be added to every armour chest and legs, DO NOT sexualize though
Fuckin prudes
09afff No.14755496
>>14755472
Yes faggot. You can be whoever you want to be in some of these games, and if a girl is what you wanna be, sure go ahead. It just fucks with my immersion if the character I'm making is a woman
5e5b05 No.14755499
>>14755496
Not everyone is a self-inserting faggot like you.
f6a246 No.14755502
>>14755457
>he doesn't want to pound linkle in the stinkle til she tinkles on your dinkle
>>14755413
NO ASS NO BUY
Not even best girl in the game tho tbh
e4931f No.14755505
>>14755468
>games you're supposed to self insert into.
>no self-inserting
>in a series in which most entries have allowed you to name the save file
>and the name is used in game
this is a shit argument and you should feel shit
c38522 No.14755522
>>14755468
>doesn't know Lara craft was made solely because the developer didn't want to stare at a man's arse throughout an entire game
>wants to stare at a man's arse for every other game
>wants to "self-insert" into a man's arse
09afff No.14755538
>>14755499
Well obviously,
>>14755522
When did i say tomb raider? All I'm saying is most of the guys I've known that made female characters where effeminate as fuck. Not that looking at a nice ass is a bad thing, i just find it impossible to ignore the correlation.
278b3d No.14755543
>>14755522
>playing as men is gay
t.gay
6b659e No.14755544
>>14754840
That's a funny way to spell "C&D my gaping boipucci nintendo-kun".
c38522 No.14755552
>>14755543
>looking at women is gay
t. aids incarnate
5e5b05 No.14755567
>>14755544
He honestly should be D&C'd if he's gonna be an SJW fag and complain about "sexualization"
09afff No.14755574
>>14755538
And when i say "made female characters" i mean exclusively made female characters. Even in games like wow with shitty low poly models that will never make anyone pop a boner. Or in games that are primarily 1st person like fallout or skyrim. There is no good reason to make female characters in these games, except hat you just like playing as female characters.
278b3d No.14755576
>>14755552
>wanting to be a woman
soy incarnate
524067 No.14755585
>>14755502
I want Paya in Hyrule Warriors.
cb7f20 No.14755593
>>14755188
>pic related
>>14755393
>no face cover
fucking slut
0259e6 No.14755616
>>14755502
only the 2nd and 4th pics are close to canon. paya isn't paya without the papaya birthmark
e731ae No.14755649
>>14755593
I JUST WANT A GAME WHERE LINK AND GANON START OFF AS BROS AND ALL YOU FAGS WHO WANT A ZELDA PROTAG ARE RUINING THE ODDS OF THIS HAPPENING
5e5b05 No.14755664
>>14755649
Go play FFXV if you want a bro (homo) game.
c38522 No.14755701
>>14755576
>not wanting to control s female even in the information superhighway of the digital broadband virtual reality of a video computer arcade game
Oestrogen detected, not even xeno.
c38522 No.14755713
>>14755593
This is how every female in every form of media will look soon.
Ever wondered how the Victorians ended up being prudish fucking freaks to the point where they covered curvy table legs with every long table cloths?
Now you know, and it is happening again.
Fucking retards.
99% of the world needs gassing.
278b3d No.14755722
>>14755664
>>14755701
>wanting to play as a stronk empowered womyn
>not gay as fuck
>>/leftypol/
c38522 No.14755723
>>14755574
Triangular tits are scientifically the best.
Lara became famous for a reason.
c38522 No.14755731
>>14755722
>not knowing that character is a tranny in the original Japan uncensored version
Enjoy looking at that masculine anus you fucking fruit.
524067 No.14755740
>>14755649
Realistically I want a Gerudo male who did look up to Ganondorf once then finds a diary about his conquest of Hyrule as demon king. Then not Ganondorf wants to break away from Ganondorf's shadow. It's been over a hunder years. Pretty sure another male has been born by now.
a7f97b No.14755801
>>14755188
>>No sheik game
>>No zelda game where you are a magic archer lady
>>ever
just pick-up warfarme and use ivara with a lenz and spira prime, there you're now zelda as sheik with a magic fucking bow.
a98cd9 No.14755814
WHY ARE ALL THESE GAY FAGS SHITTING UP THE BOARD. MODS WHAT THE FUCK
c38522 No.14755834
>>14755782
Haha, you can almost smell it.
be30e6 No.14755837
>>14755814
Mods are newfriends who aren't /ourguys/.
Next exodus when? And to where?
c38522 No.14755850
>>14755837
Where hasn't been shut down or infested with reddit/tumblr/facebook.
It has to be something so shit that the media will never latch onto it and doesn't have a catchy name.
Maybe a series of unpronouncable symbols which don't exist in normal character sets and cause serious errors if attempt is made to replicate them.
c38522 No.14755870
>>14755850
Daily mail
comments
secti҉on
95eae6 No.14756256
>>14755649
Fuck off, Fujoshit
cfe4be No.14756322
>>14755393
Why do her legs look so big?
43098a No.14756412
What about the "no males in gerudo town" part? They let you in anyway without buying the costume from the faggot? Or what?
Looks pretty good by the way.
tfw no gerudo gf
027d4f No.14756607
>>14756597
That's old enough to be fucked in my country.
29b226 No.14756615
>>14756597
Why do modders need to be such fags.
027d4f No.14756627
>Those noses
>Those eyes
It's not cute to have extra chromosomes.
e7751a No.14756671
>>14754868
>Zelda is not for lewd.
Apparently. >>14756597
>>14755120
>The faggots that want to gender swap Link want to do so because they hate Zelda.
What about those of us who just want there to be metric fuckton of new porn? It would be all but guaranteed if the Linkle was the main character of a mainline game, in addition to the lewd undertones that nips tend to slip in, like Paya's birthmark.
>>14755574
>shitty low poly models that will never make anyone pop a boner.
Fuck off youngfag.
>>14755463
Yep, it's a nigger. >>14756597 I think even the base model is now different from the original just to give her a flatter ass. I'd bank on outfits having extra coverings for no apparent reason, and lookie there >>14755393 Not even the same outfit.
>>14756607
Same here.
79ae41 No.14756827
>>14754948
It starts out as rape, the key is the mindbreak that turns them in to cockthirsty whores who can't get enough. Typically goes with ahaego which is fucking hot
027d4f No.14756864
>>14756827
How I can do that IRL?
79ae41 No.14756900
>>14756864
Step 1: Convert to Islam
Step 2: Move to Europe
Step 3: It is against the law for them to be intolerant of your new culture
4c14a0 No.14756904
>>14756597
>creator of the game he dedicates so much time to modding had no problem "sexualizing" the character
>soycuck cries soy tears about a girl in tight pants
>would have no problems seeing his daughter get gangraped by a pack of niggers while dressed like a street hooker
Really makes you think.
063a09 No.14756937
>>14756438
Post the "NO WAY FAG" edit.
ac7d7d No.14756994
>>14754840
Do they give Zelda any special abilities that suit her better than they would suit Link? Because if the answer is "no" then there's no real purpose to it, which is probably why Nintendo hasn't made a game starring Zelda–because it's a waste of fucking time when you could just be Link and maintain the fanboys AND fangirls.
>>14756607
It's old enough to be fucked in most of America.
29b226 No.14757151
>>14756937
I only know of the ones for Midna.
027d4f No.14757174
>>14756994
Then why there's always fuzz with this kind of things in Burgerland?
ac7d7d No.14757183
>>14757174
For one, one of those places where 18 is the limit is California, which thinks its the center of the world and runs enough movies and television to convince everyone else it is. For two, there's still a social stigma with anyone over 20 dating anyone below 20, generally speaking. For three, most people just plain don't fucking know their own laws.
027d4f No.14757194
>>14757183
Interesting. You can infect any one with Aids legally but you can't fuck any person that isn't 18 years old or older.
5e5b05 No.14757196
>>14757174
Because there are a lot of retards who don't know the difference between fiction and reality. Real life laws shouldn't even come into play here, same as real life murder/theft laws are irrelevant to games.
027d4f No.14757211
>>14757196
Yea but mhu children will be the driving narrative.
7c436d No.14757487
File: eaebe0bba5ea4b2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.69 MB, 1020x1320, 17:22, OppaiMagpie-593481-Sensual….png)
>>14755168
and a bonus one
77a312 No.14757490
>>14757194
It's still illegal, it's just a misdemeanor now instead of a felony. Which is should be a fucking felony because you're essentially murdering whoever you infect.
02c831 No.14757551
>>14756597
Faggot didn't even play the game, she's 117.
2ca9c0 No.14758192
>playing the whole game as Zelda in her panties
Okay.
524067 No.14758212
>>14758192
Too bad the modder is a pedophile who is afraid of sexualizing fictional characters and has removed said feature. Also modder altered the model to have flatter ass. No pantsu no buy!
5e5b05 No.14758472
>>14758439
This isn't a Skyward Sword thread though, she has the best porn.
e91c28 No.14758480
>>14758439
God forbid people discuss video games on the video games board instead of dumping porn even a braindead nigger like you could find gigabytes of with one search.
1931e5 No.14758493
>>14758486
Reported for not even trying.
17d5f9 No.14758516
>>14758486
It's sad that this is the caliber of shitposting you can expect on nu/v/.
1931e5 No.14758530
>>14758524
Reported for not even trying.
e7751a No.14758597
>>14758472
That's a real nice forehead and eyebrows.
>>14758493
>>14758530
Reported for announcing reports.
5e5b05 No.14758670
>>14758647
Perfect example of why we need a blanket ban on cuckchan filenames.
fea898 No.14758673
>>14758647
The board is definitely better with you on it.
41a923 No.14758696
>soylent consumers keep bleeding from their destroyed anusi
524067 No.14758708
So… Since the modder is a twat who nerfed Zelda's could we just make a better mod with actual model swap and animations with less clipping and more lewds armors? Or will he DMCA like a bitch?
6a1115 No.14758713
>>14758708
Not sure how he would DMCA something he doesnt even own the rights to.
Cant imagine Nintendo would be very happy about somebody filing false DMCAs for their game & characters.
524067 No.14758776
>>14758713
If he chooses to do that out of tumblrism it would be a beautiful dumpster fire to watch. Plus fuck this guy's creed. We'll get Zelda's glutes back and in assless chaps. She's over a hundred years old.
9c1b51 No.14759036
>>14758776
>She's over a hundred years old.
Not that it should matter to us
f4df64 No.14759487
>>14755593
>Look, she's frowning. That way you can tell it is a mature game for mature and socially-conscious gamers such as myself.
They always fucking do this.
3766e7 No.14759597
>>14756827
>the key is the mindbreak that turns them in to cockthirsty whores who can't get enough
>>14756864
>How I can do that IRL?
Like this.
43c309 No.14760070
>>14755351
I want to be twilight princess' Zelda's sub husband.
>>14755496
How about I insert myself in you, homo?
634f4c No.14760313
On top of playable Zelda, add a mod that let's any creature or villager rape her at random.
9bc51e No.14760352
>>14756597
>>14756671
>>14758212
Hopefully some other modder will fix this, once the thing is released. It'd be a shame if such a big, otherwise nice mod got dragged down by the modder's insecurities and virtue-signaling.
43c309 No.14760417
>>14756864
Strangle her.
t. has strangled a person before.
bb4947 No.14760431
>>14756994
>tfw Florida man
Any age is legal as long as you don't get caught!
But thats implying that I get any pussy at all
b1dd80 No.14760662
>>14754929
This is the same principle as blacked porn, you guys are fapping to blacked porn.
951da8 No.14760674
>>14755188
i just want more games starring large-assed ninja girls or feminine ninja boys in skintight bodysuits.
760992 No.14760680
>>14760674
>or feminine ninja boys
Leave.
951da8 No.14760736
>>14760680
I find it hard to relate to female protagonists but i still want a real nice feminine ass in my face.
i see that as a win-win situation.
760992 No.14760746
>>14760736
Being gay isn't a win for anyone.
43c309 No.14760767
>>14755188
You'd think with so many soyboys and insane 3DPDs pushing for more women in everything they'd push for a zelda game with sheik as a protag as it's a character universally loved by fans of the franchise.
But nope, they pick zelda because she's the image of the series even more than link the protagonist and they never actually played the damn video games.
b30a22 No.14760782
>>14760680
>hurr degeneracy in games is okay until it's something I don't like!
760992 No.14760793
>>14760782
Exactly, I'm glad you see the point.
951da8 No.14760814
>>14760746
it's not gay if the trap's fucking girls.
760992 No.14760820
>>14760810
fags are a cancer and ruin everything they touch, so yes, I'm quite afraid of anything I enjoy being afflicted by the terminal illness known as The Gay Community.
e4da69 No.14760892
>>14760746
>Being gay isn't a win for anyone.
I can think of a few people who it's a win for.
1931e5 No.14760900
>>14760810
Reported.
Kill all faggots.
e7751a No.14760902
>>14760746
It's not gay if they're not real.
1931e5 No.14760903
>>14758597
You're not on cuckchan, you yiddish faggot.
e7751a No.14760917
>>14760820
That's already happened to BotW though because of the crossdressing.
1931e5 No.14760959
>>14760939
Global report.
EACH QUEER COSTS TAXPAYERS $90,000 PER YEAR TO SUPPORT IN MEDICAL FEES ALONE
http://archive.is/64Ynw
e7751a No.14760963
>>14760959
>Announcing a report with redtext
Reported.
1931e5 No.14761094
>>14760963
>thinks he's on cuckchan
Reported.
3f0389 No.14761136
>>14760814
Thanks for reminding me there's no good Hex Maniac doujins
0259e6 No.14761169
>liking disgusting ""boypussy"" at all
why can't you homos just have normal tastes and be into fishpussy like a regular person?
760992 No.14761193
>>14760917
I am well aware. Zelda has been a lost cause for years.
e5634b No.14761200
>>14761169
They've convinced themselves it's not gay.
STRAIGHT MEN DON'T LIKE DIRTY FARTHOLES AND DANGLING BALLSACKS
e7751a No.14761214
>>14761094
>announcing a report as if on cuckchan
Reported for cuckchan. :^)
951da8 No.14761292
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>>14760959
I will never understand 3d homos.why would you want to fuck and suck and be fucked and sucked by ugly 3d men who always look like men when you can tingle your dingle to cute 2d boys that look like girls.
a6267b No.14761325
>literal shota faggots arrive on queue
The thread was about Zelda you massive asshole-lovers
760992 No.14761394
>>14761382
>such a fucking classless nigger he can't be bothered to spoiler his sewage
fuck off any time.
951da8 No.14761408
>>14761325
>>14761382
can we at least not call them fartboxes?
i mean come on these kinds of filthy base functions don't need to exist in a perfect 2d realm.
43c309 No.14761410
>>14761382
>4th pic
I'm not gay but damn.
Also check out my captcha.
229759 No.14761413
At least post straight shota, you fags.
951da8 No.14761434
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>>14761413
>tfw nearly all the zelda /ss/ doujins are futashit.
43c309 No.14761596
>>14761434
I just had a thought.
Can 2 girls 69 each other except they're drinking each other's breast milk?
05775d No.14761714
>>14761596
You don't need to be in the 69 position to do that.
e17cc3 No.14761723
>>14761434
>nursing
Best fetish, I'm glad it's been getting so much more popular in the past two years.
29b226 No.14761767
>>14761596
I want. It's probably been done too.
>>14761714
They would if they don't have enormous boobs, which is not always the case even with lactating girls.
51d3a2 No.14761819
>>14754890
Fanservice dogshit doesn't make money. End of story.
e5cc7f No.14761888
>>14755120
Even after all that it will NEVER be enough, they want to strike out at everyone and everything, it's not because they have a goal, it's an excuse. There is no end to what they "want" because they don't do it to make change, they do it to disrupt and feed off of misery and hatred, they have no actual feelings other then that because they're deep, DEEP into the recesses of their own mind, they're stuck in a dark place where there's no comfort, only constant grating discomfort because they have not dealt with the issues of their own lives that actually matter or fulfilled needs that they shirked on fulfilling.
There is no effective end to this either because no matter what state their life is in the group that demands change will always be composed of these venomous TOXIC MOTHERFUCKERS.
People will silently leave the group because they've solved their issues or die in it and new idiots keep coming in, it's a cycle that makes it seem like it never ends, because it never does, the only power the group has is the power you give it.
In life if you capitulate to demands you will be fucked in the ass raw by people like this. So never comprimise when you're making fucking art, never bend, only IMPROVE.
NEVER give these fucks any sway, they're the real fucking terrorists of the modern age, the terror of not being loved projected out into the world by these people amplified by the internet soapbox, THAT is what these people are. They're a fart in the wind amplified by megaphone, dissatisfied stupid youth and functionally dead adults in name only.
They said we were dead, but the dead speaks only of itself.
51d3a2 No.14761901
>>14761292
Closet faggots like you are jusr adorable! Not only are you going to die alone, but you're going to do it in the most dishonest way possible!
e5cc7f No.14761931
>>14761924
Going for a combo.
e5cc7f No.14761932
df1411 No.14761937
>>14761932
>>14761931
As the dubs giveth the dubs taketh away.
951da8 No.14761968
>>14761901
>Closet faggots like you are jusr adorable!
Anon i look like a starving caveman.
>going to die alone
Only because i can't stand normalfags and because i want to keep my virginity untainted for my waifu.
e17cc3 No.14762025
29b226 No.14762220
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>>14762025
That's the only image I've ever seen with mutual leg lock. It's pretty rare for paizuri though too.
e17cc3 No.14762258
>>14762220
>second image
>mask
>paizuri
Aw yee nigga, you have A+++ taste.
43c309 No.14764459
>>14762220
>2nd pic
Why does she have a vagina under her sweater and between her tits?
0dc24e No.14764471
Imagine a world where porn dumps stop anything but shill threads.
Wait, you're already imagining that.
dfc529 No.14764472
>>14754840
Nude Mods when?
d8a440 No.14764562
>>14762220
Why does she wear the mask?
f6a246 No.14764805
>>14762220
2nd pic looks too much like shitty strawberry, burn it.
027d4f No.14764841
>>14764562
Because nobody knew who she was until she putted on that mask.
aaec92 No.14764866
>it's a "/v/ doesn't like any main characters but aryan males and god forbid anything bad happens to them because they self insert into every work of fiction" episode
See that gtaV thread from a while back. Characters with fucked up lives getting cucked apparently means the game promotes cuckoldry.
5e5b05 No.14765004
>>14764866
>/v/ is one person
d79968 No.14765125
>>14760680
I just want to be the cute boy who kills enemies in an efficient yet flashy manner and then goes out with my gf. Is that too much to ask?
44bc7c No.14765353
>>14755107
A mod of this already exists.
e7751a No.14765627
>>14764805
>Strawberry
Nani?
>>14764866
>/v/ doesn't like any main characters but aryan males
Heh, gamers.
43c309 No.14765652
>>14765630
>able bodied man
What's an unable bodied man?
9a69d7 No.14765675
>>14765652
Basically they think a black guy in a wheelchair would make a good protagonist.
aaec92 No.14765687
>>14765627
>>14765630
>2B
tranny
>DK
furry
>earthworm jim
furry
>kirby
pink is gay
>crash
furry
>BGaE
tranny
>sonic
furry
>spyro
furry
>drakengard
tranny
Verdict: Absolutely degenerate
dce208 No.14765717
9b68d2 No.14765739
>>14761408
Okay.
So like i was saying the flatulence passage
9b68d2 No.14765742
>>14765687
i think Darkengrad is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills everoyne and doesn't afraid of anything
e7751a No.14765764
>>14765675
Don't forget he has to be gay or some non-existant flavor of genderqueerosexual.
aaec92 No.14765771
>>14765742
Gime a break, bud I know she's called zero. What I'm trying to get at is, playing as any kind of creature is fine (as long as it's not an anthropomorphic animal because then it's a FURRY game) but playing as a human female somehow makes you gay, a tranny, or both
e7751a No.14765779
>>14765771
>playing as a human female somehow makes you gay, a tranny, or both
>self inserting
You're the faggo friendo.
e4931f No.14765830
I wonder how much overlap there is between the group of guys who absolutely must play as men in games that let you choose player gender and insist you're homo if you don't, and the group of men who absolutely must watch hetero porn where 75% of the action is male-focus and insist you're homo if you don't.
524448 No.14771139
913d1c No.14771609
>>14765627
>>14765630
Got another one for ya.
951da8 No.14771687
>>14765771
The only feeling i've gotten from playing as a hot girl is a desire to masturbate, cute boys with childbearing hips however, that's what makes you gay.
27a8c0 No.14771690
>>14755001
I'd like Linkle to be playable or have her own game as long as they keep in-line with her character as it's written for Hyrule Warriors. If they make her gender swapped Link then that's just wrong. Her character is fun and unique on it's own and I like the idea of a Zelda protag who isn't Link, but is inspired by the stories of Link and his exploits.
>>14754923
Hopefully soon
baa48b No.14771785
>>14761888
>That post.
>Those infinity trips.
Very impressive.
513b7e No.14771884
>>14761292
>So from now on, please give us your everlasting love, papa.
brb gensokyo
1d09ad No.14771991
>>14761169
Is that her pussy I see?
7d7076 No.14771994
>>14771687
>The only feeling i've gotten from playing as a hot girl is a desire to masturbate, cute boys with childbearing hips however, that's what makes you gay.
is it wrong that I've been legitimately put off a bit from playing the game (and because no constant 30fps on cemu) because of his hips? Seriously he's just a fucking girl at this point it's just too gay. I'd rather play a girl or guy than this androgynous fucking thing. also, interesting art
524448 No.14775290
>>14771994
Sub 30fps is suffering.
e7751a No.14778346
c66bd2 No.14780121
>>14754855
Severely, Severely
a0016b No.14780419
>>14755213
>>14755287
To be honest the idea of playing as a Ninja sounds fun enough, something like poisoning or outright sneaking behind mobs in the most pure stealthy fashion and chocking them to death, setting traps on certain areas so you can enjoy mobs getting killed in ways only limited by the player's imagination.
7e03fd No.14786730
>>14760662
Is being black the ultimate gift from god? You can watch any porn you like without your insecurities telling you that you're a wannabe cuck.
151a48 No.14786838
>>14786730
He's probably talking about how they're inhuman monsters
94288d No.14789113
>>14754840
That's pretty amazing, I've always wanted a Zelda spinoff with her as a main character, this is probably the closest I'll ever get.
>costumes
The author of the mod should take inspiration from Shuri's FemLink art, the armor sets look pretty cute.
46d702 No.14789212
>>14765687
>Earthworm Jim
>Furry
He is a worm you fucking idiot.
0f6145 No.14789260
>>14789113
>that OoT Fem Link
94288d No.14789762
>>14755114
>Linkle mod
Oh nice, there is
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KVMq6DHCjLU
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=mEuZ_NE0oRQ
But it's also a work in progress apparently, with some update coming soon.
9bc51e No.14790023
>>14789113
Sorry, too lewd, the author refuses to "sexualize" a girl who's legal in most parts of the world.
23076e No.14790034
>>14789113
>that fierce diety
7a0804 No.14797577
98ffa3 No.14797709
>>14765627
>>14765630
>>14764866
>>14765004
The worst part about this shit is SJW's just want to take the lazy way out:
How often do you see them making games ACTUALLY inspired by other cultures or whatever wierd abnormality they advocate for? They say they want blacks, trans, whatever people in games, but they never actually make, say, a game based on African mythology or a game based around the concept of not feeling comfortable in your own body, maybe a psychological horror game, IE shit that would actually be interesting and use those ideas to their biggest strengths. Instead, they just want to take the easy way out and shove minoirites in games without otherwise changing them and making a big deal about it just to get social justice brownie points, even though plenty of games from decades ago had black, women, etc caracters and it wasn't a big deal because they were just characters that happeened to be black or female.
And then, if somebody DID make a game about African mythology or whatever, they'd just bitch about cultural appropriation; or half the time they sterotype that stuff anyways: I reecall seeeing a short film in a french film festival that made out Mesoamerican civilizations and empires as a bunch of unga bunga bloodthriisty savages, and then I saw SJW's praising the film for featurring a "women of color" as the protganist, even though it was her culture that was litterally being bastardized.
tl;dr they are giant hypocrites.
6c9cd5 No.14797762
>>14797709
recently that Rosanne show relaunch got into trouble because of a joke they did where Rosanne complained that they missed Blackish or Fresh Off The Boat or whatever (minority pandering shows) and Dan casually remarks something to the effect "we didn't miss anything; they're just like us." As far as "offensive" jokes go, it wasn't even, really.. but it hit close to home with SJWs because it reveals (and dismisses) their entire strategy of convincing minorities to "act white" and internalize that kind of identity, while keeping the outward aspect of their culture (that's why appropriation is a no-no). They then plan to use these westernized, liberalized minorities as a mind-virus against the left-overs back in the 3rd world, thus solidifying globalism's hold on those places against the East. Bonus points for using the minorities to D&C the native whites in the process. They have no interest in portraying or promoting any kind of authentic minority culture that has any meaningfully different worldview, though. They may pay lip service to that, but it's only in order to get them hooked into the system.
98ffa3 No.14798017
>>14797762
> They then plan to use these westernized, liberalized minorities as a mind-virus against the left-overs back in the 3rd world, thus solidifying globalism's hold on those places against the East.
You had me until this part; this sounds like batshit crazy /pol/-/x/ tier shit.
I do agree with the less crazily specific point that they don't actually care about minorities so much as this whole worldview construct they've set up: The moment an indviual or a culture/group that fits into their hierarchy as a minorty/oppressed group disputes the whole hierarchy or contradicts it, they either cannablize themselves argueing that they are actually the oppressor of some other more oppressed group, or tries to sweep it under the rug and doens't address itt.
e7e8c3 No.14802499
>>14789113
>All this over decorated garbage
Most of it looks like shit. The fuck happened to simple attire? Half this shit isn't even practical for adventuring like high heel boots.
e7751a No.14802523
>>14802499
>practical for adventuring
It's not a historical game. Who gives a fuck about practicality. Rule of cool.
fbe7f6 No.14802526
>>14797709
Fuck that picture pisses me off. What causes these people to be such insufferable cunts?
e7e8c3 No.14802533
>>14802523
Rule of cool isn't rule of lewd. And Zelda's never been about looking like a fucking pop idol. There's no reason to look like a Kingdom Hearts Character in Zelda. Half those images just have useless shit all over them.
e7751a No.14802741
>>14802533
>Rule of cool isn't rule of lewd.
>What is Senran Kagura?
e7751a No.14803037
>>14803012
Needs work, but it's better than being prude shit.
95eae6 No.14803051
>>14802499
Anon, this is the ideal attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak costume design looks like.
e7e8c3 No.14803740
>>14802741
What about it? This is Zelda not anime shit.