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Serious Sam HD TFE Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:10:49 dc4fd6 No.14750975

I want to play SSHD TFE in LAN but the damn thing doesn't let me. I downloaded this version https://www12.zippyshare.com/v/JxGDVo4H/file.html

Does any of you know how to make it work? There's a fix or anything? Or a version that doesn't need steam in the first place?

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:11:33 904de4 No.14750984

>>14750975

Play a better game instead, literally pick any actual old school fps.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:12:31 904de4 No.14750991

>>14750984

>>14750975

Well ok not any, obviously not redneck rampage. Just go play a game that has actual thought put into it instead of being a series of corridors with mindless AI that either charge you or stand still and shoot with no variation.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:13:44 dc4fd6 No.14750997

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>>14750984

>>14750991

>He doesn't like ambushes

>He doesn't want to have fun with coop

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:16:42 904de4 No.14751007

>>14750997

Serious Sam does not have ambushes nor actually well designed levels that's my fucking point. It's just empty corridors and arenas where enemies pop in in an uninspired manner. Travelling between these maybe you'll meet a few enemies that have been scattered as miniature roadbumps but they're basically dressing in the corridors you use to restock.

>Coop

Doom has coop, download some good .wads once you've played out the original levels and you're good.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:19:24 324b34 No.14751022

>>14751007

TFE does have ambushes, it's usually when you pick up an item, they spawn a few kleers or you enter a room to press a button and early on there's some form of level design, if you said TSE, you would be more correct but some corridors would be replaced with gimmick rooms instead.

-t. actually played the gaem

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:19:32 dc4fd6 No.14751023

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So I see there's a Serious Sam version that has TFE and TSE in the same game, and from what I've seen it's the one that has some sort of LAN fix.

>>14751007

>Serious Sam does not have ambushes

t. someone that have not played Serious Sam. Also, I don't want to play Doom, I want to play Serious Sam.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:22:38 904de4 No.14751035

>>14751022

Secrets are not actual level design, they're literally just something you'll fall for once and never again. I assumed he meant the pointless enemies hidden in corners as you walk along or you know the actual gameplay of the game.

> if you said TSE, you would be more correct but some corridors would be replaced with gimmick rooms instead.

And terrible platforming.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 00:22:51 e59fd2 No.14751038

>>14751022

>>14751023

Holy fuck that reading comprehension.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 07:17:46 39b9c9 No.14752294

download the classic versions or revolution, they should work fine on LAN

HD versions have few cut sections because they couldn't recreate the advanced physics so you're not missing out much

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 07:40:57 f2eb8e No.14752327

The "HD" remakes are riddled with DRM, just play the originals.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 07:48:54 b50572 No.14752336

File: 26299e0b6e70f7e⋯.webm (4.6 MB, 720x540, 4:3, An average Serious Sam ba….webm)

>>14750975

Just play classic TFE and then TSE whenever you beat TFE. The gameplay is exactly the same and the graphics hold their own even just under 20 years after the games original release, though they are by no means 'beautiful'. Still a fantastic recommendation for people playing on potato computers. Thread is full of niggers that jerk off to Doom and couldn't get past the first moderately large group of enemies in the dunes.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 07:56:35 9405ab No.14752345

FYI, the "HD" versions actually use stretched textures from the classic versions.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 10:49:40 8550b2 No.14752724

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>>14750975

>I want to play SSHD TFE in LAN

PROTIP: TeknoGods LAN Coop Mod

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 12:24:51 8550b2 No.14752899

File: 209e32fba58b177⋯.webm (679.6 KB, 720x370, 72:37, spoonfeeding.webm)

>>14750975

>>14752724

Here. I put the entire thing on VolaFile: https://volafile.org/r/HF33Go

If you don't see it, then search for: "Serious Sam HD TFE PROPER-SKIDROW + Updates & LAN Mod.7z"

Includes:

Serious Sam HD TFE PROPER-SKIDROW

Updates + Crack fix

TeknoGods LAN Coop Mod + Fix

README

Works for me, dunno if it will work for you. But it allows co-op over LAN on a pirated version of Serious Sam HD TFE without Stream. I wish there were a similar mod for HD TSE, but afaik there isn't.

Anonymous 05/07/18 (Mon) 14:29:19 fa6b17 No.14753165

>>14752899

Pretty sure there should be one for TSE, everytime I looked for fixes for TFE everything was about TSE.