2655a4 No.14748020
CURRENT YEAR Bingo card Edition
>36 days until E3
New thread because last one is on page 13. Discuss hopes, dreams and expectations of cringe and disappointment. And post squilliams.
I updated last year's bingo card, hope you like it. Graphical anon, if you see this you have my permission to do your magic again
a03c45 No.14748025
I can guarantee we'll see Sega's new console this year and it will 100% be more shit than the Saturn
0d4796 No.14748061
>>14748025
>Segas new console
You mean the mini-saga genesis?
e57125 No.14748073
0d6eb2 No.14748233
>>14748020
>Commadore makes a surprise comeback into the gaming industry!
544655 No.14748242
>>14748025
>E3 comes by and it's one dissapointment after another
>muh cinematic narrative, muh open world multiplayer, muh preorder DLC kikery…
>SUDENLY! Sega's CEO walks on stage
>after years of laying low and biding they're time they are ready to unleash the rebirth of their brand that will flip the industry on it's head
>it's a new waifubot shaped console with customisable AI
>not only does it play vidya on 8K and at 120fps but it has a metric fuck ton of sistem seller exclusives
>waifubot will even be your player 2 if you have nobody to play with
>it has no VR cus it has hipnoR
>when you look into it's eyes, it will hipnotice you to make you feel like you're inside the game Matrix style
>it also comes with all the parts a proper waifubot should have
>ther's also the husbando and furfag models and they are all customizable
>furthermore it's so dirt cheap that there's barelly a single human on the world who couldn't afford it
>and it uses human bodyheat as a power source so you need to cuddle with it at night to keep it working
>when you charge it up, the elctromagnetic field it generates affects your musscles and after a few days of cuddling with it you realise you burned all your fat and now look like a bodybuilding chad
>it can form a telepatic link between your brain and the internet so you will always have telepatic wifi whenever it's around
>now that you don't need any other interface but your imagination to create OC on the internet there is an explosion of god tier fan made content
>it's also as strong as a terminator so it can double as a bodyguard if you give it a katana
>the only "downside" is that the telepathy function comes with a glitch that makes every kike and dindu within a 5 mile radius die of an epileptic seisure
it will never happen anon and you know it
if your gonna dream, at least try to dream big
6a8644 No.14748257
>>14748020
>expectations of cringe and disappointment
I've watched a video yesterday about the E3 rumors, one youtuber was saying that Ubishit could reveal another Wash_Doge game. Why? The previous game was a failure.
b0e9f8 No.14748264
>>14748025
>100% more shit than the Saturn
>implying the Saturn was shit at all
I see the E3 threads bring in the cuckchanners
anyways I'd prefer a handheld out of Sega anyways. Its a lot higher of a chance happening with such a huge vacuum now forming in the market as well.
203e33 No.14748266
>>14748242
>this post
I don't know whether to laugh or feel slight concern.
>>14748257
>another Wash_Doge game
>because the last game was a failure
You know shit's fucked up when you can't tell whether retarded shit like this is actually made up or not. I could totally see Ubi do something stupid like that.
6dba32 No.14748267
>>14748257
Because it's a brand now and making a new IP that sells is hard
703095 No.14748281
What I expect and what I will get:
Cyberpunk 2077, Hitman Season 2, Soul Calibur VI, Death Stranding, Death of Bioware, Splinter Cell
What I want, but will not get:
Metal Gear Rising 2
a3618d No.14748283
>>14748257
BG&E2 is obviously just a reworked Watch Dogs so he's probably not too far off.
0d4796 No.14748285
>>14748281
Is Platinum even going to be their this year?
a3618d No.14748291
>>14748285
Gotta shill that new phone game somewhere.
203e33 No.14748297
>>14748281
>Splinter Cell
I can't help but be a little excited about it. If only because Ironside is back.
>>14748285
Well, they showed Bayo 3 last year. I expect them to tease it a bit more.
6a8644 No.14748299
>>14748283
>BG&E2
Speaking about that, I don't understand why they call it BG&E2 when it looks and feels nothing like the first BG&E. I know that Michel Ancel was working on a sequel but this looks like some weird proof of concept.
3ea791 No.14748309
>>14748020
Eh, some of the bingo fields aren't really stuff that can be covered within the presentation (each new game has the same issues as the ladt 10 in Ubisoft for example), and there are nonsensical ones (of course Ubisoft will uhh ave French accents).
a3618d No.14748312
>>14748299
I sincerely doubt they were ever working on anything other than pre-rendered trailers. They've even said that by last E3 they barely had anything more than the groundwork ready for the game and it will most likely be early access.
http://archive.is/zDXbm
0d4796 No.14748327
>>14748320
>The Virgin Zac Vs The Chad Egghead
f26950 No.14748340
>>14748020
is gonn be one shitastic year
4bdbd4 No.14748356
>>14748020
Nice bingo card, I was looking for a good ruleset for the E3 drinking game this year. But I think "take a drink for every square, finish drink and take a shot for bingo. Take a shot for every square hit after bingo." will work good enough.
The Ubishit card needs to be reworked though. Too many unclear or outright shit criteria.
>Something actually decent is shown
<Why put something subjective in the bingo?
>Gameplay trailer with "realistic" voice-over acting
<What the fuck does this even mean?
>Something cringier than memes
<Again, what the fuck does this even mean?
>Every single new game will have the same issues as the last 10 ones
<Third time, what the fuck does this even mean?
The Bethesda card also seems weak but I can't point out anything specifically wrong with it.
66f0ed No.14748395
>>14748356
>The Bethesda card also seems weak
Because it has Todd on it and last year he didn't even show? Fucker ruined the bingo card, thats for sure.
8e17e5 No.14748399
>>14748320
Who is this dollar store Sam Hyde?
000000 No.14748403
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>>14748020
RESIDENT EVIL 2 REBOOT
9768d9 No.14748409
Devil May Cry 5 and Cyberpunk 2077 or bust.
I know Cyberpunk is definitely happening since CDPR booked meeting rooms.
>>14748281
>Death Stranding
Looking forward to another gameplay-less trailer?
203e33 No.14748424
9768d9 No.14748429
>>14748420
I wouldn't mind
a3618d No.14748434
>>14748409
>>14748420
The most we're getting is a port of the chink phone game.
b7955b No.14748445
>>14748420
It could be MHW's port to PC
000000 No.14748448
8e17e5 No.14748454
>>14748448
??? Nice digits, though
66f0ed No.14748463
>>14748445
>MonHon exclusive pc dlc
dd2ec6 No.14748488
Rolling for Metro Exodus being a shitty and shallow Far Cry clone that tries too hard to getting the Stalker audience and falls flat on it's ugly face
000000 No.14748495
>>14748454
You asked who is he.
928408 No.14748500
>From's new game isn;t BB2
It's painfullt obvious from the teaser that the game is Kuon 2, so that square is kind of a waste.
cf4e2d No.14748552
>>14748020
Anyone got a bingo card template?
0d4796 No.14748636
>>14748610
It's just so coincidental isn't it that you use the same Costanza meme from the God of War thread in this thread in the same context. It really activates my almonds
You also never gave a reason
25e4fd No.14748639
>>14748623
The cancerous barren womb from which you originate
25e4fd No.14748656
>>14748636
>>14748644
>>14748648
>Cuckchan trying this hard to fit in
This is why Summer and E3 get cancerous fast, E3 is something familiar to the cuckchan unlike most other non template threads so they flock right in.
cc88c9 No.14748670
Want:
- Hokuto ga Gotoku western release date
- Catherine: Full Body release date
- Dragon's Crown Pro DLC
- Muramasa Rebirth port
- Project Re FANTASY update
- 13 Sentinels gameplay
- Granblue Fantasy Project Re: Link update
- Senran Kagura 7EVEN first trailer
- Shadows Die Twice gameplay trailer
- no more half time shows
Will get:
A third of those would be generous. Fuckin' God of Soy just cemented the PS4 Experience(tm) so they'll very likely double down on forest walk n' talk simulators. Also more faggot hack bands who put chiptune in the cacophony they dare call music.
da01cc No.14748710
>all this autism
PRODUCE SQUILLIAMS, DAMN IT
We still need over a hundred, possibly ~130-140. I'm not the one making the video but I try my best to keep track of it as well.
6a8644 No.14748735
>>14748670
> Fuckin' God of Soy just cemented the PS4 Experience(tm) so they'll very likely double down on forest walk n' talk simulators.
There's TLoU 2, the zombie game with the biker and I think there's another one like that.
4d7e66 No.14748736
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>>14748312
They also said it's GTA in space and this is how far they are into now. We probably won't be getting this game in another year or two.
0a85ca No.14748737
>>14748692
You're the one that seems assblasted here, anon.
355111 No.14748739
>>14748726
Cause it is now used incorrectly and with none of the subtlety of the original.
2e4aa1 No.14748747
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>>14748724
>that moment when you tear a big enough hole into reality with meme magic that stuff from the 80's rides through
Now this timeline I can get behind.
0780f5 No.14748790
>>14748710
What music track is being used for the compilation this year?
25e4fd No.14748792
>>14748778
The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”
0d4796 No.14748807
>>14748792
Your so fucking lazy you couldn't even change the quote to fit the situation. It should be
>The Cuckchanner is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him the soyjack poster and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out"
da01cc No.14748809
>>14748805
>Fixed
needs sunglasses to qualify as a video game character.
355111 No.14748810
>>14748807
Or maybe he was just calling you a yid?
25e4fd No.14748813
>>14748802
>I'm going to shit all over the walls to make him mad
kek, keep going twattertard
>>14748807
Fuckoff kike
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) dd2ec6 No.14748814
>>14748809
Many games have Hitler in them, anon! :)
2e4aa1 No.14748819
>>14748813
>I'm going to complain about a non-issue and wreck a thread for it!
Nice.
0780f5 No.14748822
>>14748803
>not using something that relates to games
>not using something that pisses on the goons
>not using something that has adolf build a bonfire
oh ok
8e17e5 No.14748825
>>14748495
You didn't answer jack shit, famdingo
0d4796 No.14748829
>>14748813
For the self-imposed arbitrator of memes, it seems you can't handle a bit of bantz. Don't worry though, there's a site made just for cunts like you
>>>/cuckchan/
4bdbd4 No.14748834
>>14748648
Memes are low-level intellectual sewage. I'm glad this place makes less of them the average website. Because when it does, it's only ever solid gold like Stalker Senpai
544655 No.14748841
>all this tread derrailing bitching and moanin about muh cuckchan memes
if you're gonna complain about memes then put your money when your mouth is and do it in meme form
25e4fd No.14748845
>>14748819
>Cuckchan and twatter memes forced by TRS based on Quentin
>A non issue
Whatever you say kike
>>14748822
My issue is that it's a really generic song and barely vidya or E3 related.
>>14748829
>Bantz is posting literal cancer from garbage websites
Post /sp/ exodus shitskin confrimed
>>14748834
Can't wait to have fun with Stalkan senpai during Autumn
>>14748841
ok
2ab542 No.14748856
34f589 No.14748876
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>>14748856
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Film for Theaters
486480 No.14748943
>>14748670
>Hokuto ga Gotoku western release date
We both know that it won't due to "branding issues">
cd187b No.14748953
>>14748420
Mark looks like my brother and I can't fucking get over it.
486480 No.14748959
>>14748813
While I agree with you to some extent, you deserve to get shit on for defiling Grape-kun.
dc5116 No.14749089
>>14748736
Quality over quantity my friend. Furthermore, the main character my be either a Nigger of literal monkey but they are directed by white French people. And even if they're using a Negro as Mo-cap + Voice actor, look at how well Kratos turned out!
2e1e16 No.14749101
>>14748020
That E3 chart shits me. Some of the squares are already confirmed anyway.
Nintendo have already said the new Smash is not a port. They've already said that it will be the focus of the presentation. Melee fags will always be cancer. Porn for new characters will always come out within the hour (unless it's a Randy Pitchford game and he has to commission the shit himself to prop up his failure).
You might as well put down squares for "There will be an E3" and "The sun will rise in the east on that day" and "OP is still a faggot"
c8ae85 No.14749165
Here's my predictions.
>Nintendo's conference will be the peak of autism
>Microsoft's conference will be depressing, it's very clear that Microsoft's current CEO has little interest in the gaming division and many will question if they can even last until 2020 at this rate
>Sony's conference will be boring, same shit we've been seeing for the last few years, no surprises, no FFVII Remake. At-least Death Stranding and the new Dork Souls thing or whatever will be cool
>Bethesda's conference will be laughably, embarrassingly-bad, maybe normalfags will even learn to hate them now
>Nobody cares about EA or their shitty, slapped-together conferences
>Ubisoft's conference will be as idiotic and cringy as ever, no surprises from them… but that pirate game might be neat outside the inevitable "games-as-a-service" dross it's gonna have
c52e95 No.14749190
>>14748356
>decent is subjective now
>doesn't understand anything
just go plz >>>/reddit/
1a81b9 No.14749194
>All this E3 PR
Thread full of shills and retards who don't know how to ignore cancer altogether
c52e95 No.14749203
>>14749194
take it with a bit of salt
a3618d No.14749226
>>14749206
And you're looking at the replies the cake kike and his merry band of faggots didn't delete.
8dc44e No.14749250
>>14748356
Here faggot:
>Gameplay trailer with "realistic" voice-over acting
<Tries too hard to be le epic story, like a hollywood movie reject
>Something cringier than memes
<Is this your first E3? It's obvious they mean shit like coreography or cringe announcers like they did for that fps game last year
>Every single new game will have the same issues as the last 10 ones
<Broken engine, less polished, less features, boring gameplay mechanics i.e. the shitty settlements of nuF4, they will surely copy-paste them with skyrim 2
2655a4 No.14749263
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>>14748356
>Gameplay trailer with "realistic" voice-over acting
Means vid related
1f7ab8 No.14749328
Last E3 Thread was "56 days until E3"
I want to die and be buried under the rubble of E3 filled with the corpses of all those faggots who visit this pit of despair. That way I can feel a bit of peace.
aeae04 No.14749347
>>14749240
It already exists, but its even worse cesspool than here.
But I could have some bias to some retarded shit that happened in past related to it.
>>14749194
It's still fun to watch this disaster though.
eb5337 No.14749363
>>14749206
bump
were you the faggot who commissioned this piece of shit
cf4e2d No.14749366
>>14748813
>NTR cuck gets banned
Blessed vols
0d35d3 No.14749378
>>14748959
>>14749366
On top of that, it's failed NTR, since it's not even Hululu. Hululu's hair is mainly black. That pic shades in her jacket darker than her hair.
0d35d3 No.14749381
>>14749377
My dad works at Nintendo and he told me I fucked your mom.
6ea632 No.14749383
>>14749363
No that was gamezard
194f8d No.14749384
>>14748856
found it, heavy metal 1981
506402 No.14749386
>>14748420
I DEMAND MY CUHRAYZE
e7ab6c No.14749388
>>14749384
why the fuck would you tell him?
eb5337 No.14749393
>>14749388
are you upset that we're actually trying to help fellow users here?
eb5337 No.14749407
>>14749401
you're still pathetic for trying to gatekeep a chan
da01cc No.14749414
>>14749377
>edgy cuckchanner thinks he fits in
Leave.
>>14749407
>trying to gatekeep a chan
If you don't filter out the normalfags and redditors, what the niggerloving fucking point is there to have this site in the first place?
6a8f07 No.14749424
>Serious Sam 4 is only thing that looks interesting at E3
I don't want E3 to be attacked by terrorists now, I just want it to be fucking nuked.
eb5337 No.14749433
>>14749424
why don't YOU shoot up E3 you lazy fuck
eb5337 No.14749451
>>14749447
>I don't care about this place as it is already.
then why don't you leave, famalam
a3618d No.14749505
>the derail goon gets his images from KYM
Figures.
c61768 No.14749510
>tfw total war: three kingdoms is shown and its actually good
eb5337 No.14749515
>>14749483
>board culture
What culture does 8chan have? Give me one example, friendo
25e4fd No.14749527
>>14749505
Jewgle search images actually
>Goon
Nope, I did get carried away in the shitposting due to blatant cuckhan tier antics, I apologize
>>14749510
I just want Total WaWa 3 with Chaos Divided like the End Times mod.
>>14749515
I see you cuckchan
c61768 No.14749577
>>14749527
>I just want Total WaWa 3 with Chaos Divided like the End Times mod.
Pretty sure WaWa 3 was confirmed for 2019 alongside another Sagas game. Seems like thats CA's business model–a smaller Sagas game in the spring, a big tentpole game in the fall and $500 worth of DLC for Rome 2
29f5be No.14749963
Every year my cynicism in the industry gets worse and worse, and I look upon the previous year with embarassment. I can't find my 2015 card, but I distinctly remember having positive feelings towards Horizon, Xenoblade X and Mario & Luigi Papercraft that year.
74ce20 No.14750000
Fallout 4: VR: Special Edition: Game of the Year Edition
e7ab6c No.14750005
>>14750000
oh shit the quads confirm it
1f79f2 No.14750186
>>14750000
The digits, as they say, demand it! I trust each and every one of my fellow Anonymous users will purchase and preorder at full price this sure to be amazing installment of Bethesda's quality entertainment product
7f8bf3 No.14750902
Let's be honest, E3 is always a shitshow and it's only fun to shit on it with you guys
dd8f47 No.14750920
But will Butterlord be there?
fd79b8 No.14750982
9d199f No.14751032
>>14750920
Anon I'm sorry to tell you but…
eb5337 No.14751041
>>14750890
I like how someone had to specify 8chan in the bottom right
ad5371 No.14751044
>>14750920
We must pray to the Wolf Goddess of Never Ever to escape from this endless limbo, brother.
a737f5 No.14751081
>>14748020
>rayman rolling in his grave
>see you in rayman 4
fuck you murphy, you green cunt
c19d20 No.14751089
>>14748020
E3 2018 Booth Layouts just went public.
Square Enix's is suspiciously huge. KH3 maybe?
c19d20 No.14751092
>>14751089
And the Exhibitor listing.
a3618d No.14751094
>>14751089
Gotta have space for all those phone games.
d2dd58 No.14751116
>>14751041
Crossposters are less likely to post it on cuckchan if it reveals their identity.
dd8f47 No.14751127
>>14751089
I hope our little friend takes note.
665105 No.14751434
BOLD PREDICTION: Seiken Densetsu Collection (Switch) gets an English release announced. However, SD3's localization sucks
f10c1e No.14751667
>>14748020
Does Aisha Tyler count as "Cringier than memes"?
e8f08f No.14751675
>>14751434
Speaking of offshoot RPGs, did SaGa 3 remake ever make it stateside?
cde188 No.14751678
>>14751675
Nope
There's a translation patch, though
08a61c No.14751681
>>14751675
SaGa 2 and 3 are both fan-translated on the DS. I'm not sure how worthwhile they are compared to the originals we got for the Game Boy though.
3f12e5 No.14751696
>>14748020
Boy! Listen Close:
Dad of War? Its Boy of War.
cf4e2d No.14751711
Still waiting on that bingo template
c19d20 No.14751727
>>14748020
Don't forget that E3 buzzwords list, OP.
d387eb No.14751784
>>14748813
>posting NTR or Grape-kun is a bannable offense
There is justice in this world.
dd8f47 No.14751816
>>14748829
If that was what 4chan was made for, then is that why 8chan is called a copycat?
dd8f47 No.14751831
>>14751784
Grape-nigger is an animal. Animals think on instinct, and it becomes hard to feel angry when one understands that Grape-faggot's cucking was the result of natural instincts, as opposed to humans, where adultery is rightfully considered abhorrent (even if the sodomites we're surrounded by don't think so deep down), because we have Will. Just as a fish swims and a lion hunts, it is merely the way things are in the animal kingdom.
e7ab6c No.14751844
>>14751816
obviously we came first. Why do you think we call 4chan halfchan instead of calling ourselves doublechan?
4d9978 No.14751845
>>14751831
I thought penguins were one of the animals that mate for life? Meaning it would be unnatural for him to get cucked at all.
e7ab6c No.14751857
>>14751845
I believe that depends on the species.
6681c8 No.14751866
>>14748242
>>ther's also the husbando and furfag models
126ea7 No.14751896
Heres my take on the next e3
I only put half a cross on the things I'm not sure is going to happen.
And I fully crossed out things that will be a given
6681c8 No.14751908
>>14748409
I genuinely look forward to Kojimbo's next movie.
61f61c No.14751919
From what I've gathered, Ubishit is announcing a new Splinter Cell game, and something big with For Honor inb4 switch port. Bethesda is undoubtedly going with a re-release of Fallout 3, since it's the 10th anniversary, maybe DOOM 2, but sincerely doubt it since that game flopped and an extremely low chance of TES VI SKYRIM II™. Microshit might put Sea of Thieves on steam as some kind of last ditch attempt. Sony is probably gonna hype TLOU2 and Kojimbo's game, with no gameplay shown. And Devolver is showing Serious Sam 4, and who gives a shit about anything else.
dd8f47 No.14751946
>>14751845
At least of Grape's species, and the adulterers were vilified, IIRC. But it's not like they were getting a rush out of cucking Grape. Do you know what I mean?
7195e9 No.14751990
>>14748025
>Saturn
>Shitty
YOUR BATTERED BODY WILL NEVER FORGET!
dd8f47 No.14752065
>>14748025
I really hope not. I have this foolishly optimistic hope that it might be good for vidya.
486480 No.14752199
>>14752065
How the fuck does the sanic PR team get away with the shit they do?
dd8f47 No.14752335
>>14752199
No idea, but it's great.
e0d9fd No.14752338
>>14752335
Sega's treatment with half of the Sonic brand has pretty much saved the image of the blue hedgehog. The other half needs some work but I personally don't care much for 3D sonic and it seems more like those games are for kids to enjoy, which I'm sure they do.
9fb301 No.14752475
>>14748500
>Its actually Armored Core 6
the only way my boner will be pleased
>Localization of New Gundam Breaker gets a feature
>Exactly 0 Western games without a nigress as the main character
>>14748736
>GTA in space
Fuck. There goes my dreams of a cyberpunk space GTA with mini-mechas and jetbikes.
If you say Soynts Row 4 I will find you and rape you
4c556b No.14752702
>>14752338
>To save a brand, all they had to do was literally nothing and pay a guy who really wanted to fucking make a Classic Sonic game
Who'dve guessed?
5d7a8e No.14752713
>>14752199
When you've hit rock bottom like SEGA/Sanic have, there's really nowhere else to go but back up. They don't have any pretense or conviction to maintain a formal appearance in their PR. They are just riding the tides now
7195e9 No.14752732
>>14752702
>all they had to do was literally nothing and pay a guy who really wanted to fucking make a Classic Sonic game
I'm a-ok with this.
4c556b No.14752746
>>14752475
But I thought race didn't matter and that race was skin deep? Also Beyond Good and Evil seems like it has a fully custom protag, so theres that
>>14752713
Notice how the Sonic PR has its own account separate from SEGA? Its because they know exactly what they are doing, appealing to their core audience of 9-15yr old giga-autists who see funny comment and laugh; thinking the parent company is cool without the baggage of cringey posts attached to SEGA.
>>14752732
Honestly more games need to just let fans do the work. If I was a corporate suit and somebody experienced modder just flat out said that they already had a fully fleshed out game to a good quality for an older franchise; and they would give it to the company for free for a splitshare of something like 70% of profits then it should be a no-brainer.
4c556b No.14752747
1cfd8e No.14752900
>>14748242
I laughed too much for my own sake.
Congrats.
715743 No.14752950
it feels weird last year e3 countdown was like month ago for me
223909 No.14752955
I'll make a bold prediction for this year's E3:
The ESA will give this bitch her own conference and will introduce her as the revolutionary of the video game industry.
d62006 No.14752976
>>14752955
Good, maybe then they will finally realize what a financial black hole it is.
fa6bbd No.14752986
WHERE IS EDF 5, GIVE IT TO ME
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
fa6bbd No.14753068
>>14752986
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
d47240 No.14753078
>>14753068
when i get armored core 6
32e982 No.14753102
6a8644 No.14753172
>>14751919
>something big with For Honor
inb4 esports
>maybe DOOM 2, but sincerely doubt it since that game flopped
nuDooM was a flop? I thought it was a success?
d62006 No.14753198
>>14753172
It was, but edgy contrarians like to larp otherwise.
a3618d No.14753228
>>14753172
They only managed to hit a million copies months after launch after multiple discounts. Considering how hard they pushed it that's underperformance.
e5dc08 No.14753237
>Graphical anon, if you see this you have my permission to do your magic again
I have been summoned
I'm going to change some of the squares so it's not all an instant cleared board hope you don't mind.
6a8644 No.14753241
>>14753228
>They only managed to hit a million copies months after launch after multiple discounts
Dishonored 2 and nuPrey did that but I didn't know that nuDooM did the same thing.
692d97 No.14753242
Why are we all so certain Todd's going to show up this year?
'Cause I seem to remember his beautiful face never fucking walked on stage last year.
a3618d No.14753246
>>14753242
He was at Microsoft but it might've just been part of that OneX montage.
e5dc08 No.14753271
>>14753259
Have the full, I made it myself
da01cc No.14753275
>>14753271
Never wanted to fuck Marx until now.
452d01 No.14753339
I'm unironically gonna watch the Microsoft conference in the hopes that they finally announce a new game in the Links series
bfa0c5 No.14753378
Any meaningful leaks, or "leaks"?
692d97 No.14753391
>>14753259
>4 year development schedule.
You always have to wonder just what exactly it is they *do* during those four years. People have shat out more stable games with more content in months, let alone four years.
a3618d No.14753410
>>14753391
Did you watch their little masturbatory E3 intro video last year? They don't actually work in the offices at all until probably the last 18 months until release and even then it's not any actually hard work.
61f61c No.14753435
>>14753339
You're gonna get Windows 10 exclusive Halo 6, and you're going to like it, goy.
452d01 No.14753441
>>14753435
At least I'll always have Links 2003
fda95e No.14753444
>>14753271
>>14753275
>oh anon-san, you're splitting me apart!
f9a777 No.14753670
>>14748242
shit green, put more effort on it next time
faggot
6681c8 No.14753682
>>14752746
>a fully custom protag
Doesn't mean the options they give you will be any good. What was that SJW game with the character creator where the closest you could get to "white" skin was basically oriental?
98ba58 No.14753685
>>14748020
Can't wait for the newest Smash character to be announced :^)
15a5e2 No.14753687
>>14753435
I don't think they can make it Windows 10 exclusive and not expect it to blow up in their face.
61f61c No.14753699
>>14753687
Nigger, every PC game that windows published in the last two years was Win10 exclusive.
6a8f07 No.14753715
Devolver better shitpost for 10 hours straight again. Also show a bit more games because just Ruiner and a top down Serious Sam during 2017 could give an obese man anorexia.
6a8644 No.14753724
>>14753715
>Devolver
That was Reddit-tier humor, as bad as the shit made by Twitch.
d14646 No.14753731
>>14753724
>That was Reddit-tier humor, as bad as the shit made by Twitch.
The tier can be debated, but it was more than welcome considering how shit last E3 was.
452d01 No.14753740
>>14753715
>Devolver better shitpost for 10 hours straight again.
Oh boy, 10 hours of cringe humor while sucking Rami Ismail's cock
e5dc08 No.14753761
>>14748710
Here's the single one I made, might already have it though
49e548 No.14753764
Here's hoping Devolver goes ahead and crashes the E3. With no survivors. Again.
>>14753743
>Hank
I like you, anon.
15a5e2 No.14753772
>>14753749
>that totalbiscuit one
I can't wait to spam the subreddit with that tweet once he kicks the bucket.
6a8644 No.14753825
>>14753731
It wasn't funny, they were trying too much to be edgy, acting like they're the outsiders but they're part of the shitty industry, no amount of "lol so random, video games, imirite?" can erase that.
9d5a06 No.14753991
>>14751919
>new splinter cell
>it will most likely be another cinematic experience for the call of duty audience
>invisibility will never be our best weapon again
8402b2 No.14754010
>>14754006
I don't think any of the ones I posted are in the older webms, I might be wrong though
34f589 No.14754109
>>14754010
The LISA one is new and the Doos Sex one I believe is also new.
The other 3 are older I believe
>Mark bans me for telling >>14753772 to fuckoff to Reddit and calls it a "Derail"
This baord get's worse by the minute
c5d0f6 No.14754126
Is the schedule out yet? I want to know who has a stream this year.
a706fa No.14754133
>no raziel
It sucks knowing I have zero talent for shit.
8402b2 No.14754150
>>14748710
Here's a Squilliam fresh from the oven.
da01cc No.14754163
>>14754126
>>14754150
Nice work, anon. I have a few ideas for later, probably will post in the next thread.
49e548 No.14754175
>>14754163
>no Devolver
History repeats.
da01cc No.14754188
>>14754175
No announcement anywhere so far, quite a shame. They apparently announced it on 17th of May last year, so we still do have time.
49e548 No.14754212
>>14754188
You know what they say about those who refuse to learn from history. Case in point, check 'em.
9d199f No.14754706
Once again shilling my dandy.
>>14753743
Anon who draws this. How do you git so gud
5b5cdb No.14754880
>>14753764
>>14753743
That Hank one was mine. The other anon is just compiling the the submissions and putting them all in one place. Notice the quality difference between all of them.
9d199f No.14755020
Thoughts so far? Advice?
Also which fucking mod bumpblocked the thread?
57e6f5 No.14755251
I've seen this thread bump locked and unbump locked like 14 times.
dd8f47 No.14756229
>>14752943
Meme-wear is absolutely kike-ish. I saw a literal faggot with a vaporwave t-shirt, really wanted to kick him in the nuts.
80b08c No.14757262
>>14754880
Ah, I see. Congrats then, anon.
Make more.