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05296c No.14733036
playable african black slave included
0b6186 No.14733050
Where's the game? It looks like a interactive story. Don't tell me Valve fucking purchase Campo Squato for this shit.
fde047 No.14733054
Oh boy, can't wait to not give a shit about this one like I did with the last one. I remember how stopped caring about Firewatch when I found out that it wasn't a spooky game, but some "talk with a roastie and chase the hobo" simulator.
a37a8d No.14733055
Looks like a fucking cutscene
66f730 No.14733062
When is valve going to give Campo Santo the reins to write Half Life 3?
05296c No.14733147
It gonna fall flat on it ass just like sunset
d99e1f No.14733148
>Niggers
>Not destroying and ruining everything for short term profit
fde047 No.14733162
>>14733148
>niggers
>profit
They just destroy and then go beg whitey for more gibs.
a37a8d No.14733195
It's been 4 months and they have been radio silent about the game. Either it's 2 hours long or it's vaporware baby
fde047 No.14733206
>>14733195
Wait, it takes place in the 1920s, in Egypt, and the archeologist is a nigger woman?
36014b No.14733744
So here's Valve's next big game, hey?
9d9643 No.14733761
GIVE ME MY FUCKING HALF LIFE 3 GAME THAT HAS GAMEPLAY LIKE HL1 BUT 10 TIMES BETTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU WORTHLESS FAT USELESS DISGUSTING PIECE OF JEWISH SHIT
ae744e No.14733769
>The video identified by the videoId parameter has disabled comments.
lel
e879b3 No.14733777
OH FOR FUCK SAKE IT HAS THAT UGLY FAUX-CARTOON STYLE
ae744e No.14733787
>>14733777
What's the matter, anon?
Don't like seeing high polygon models with bad textures?
ae744e No.14733799
By the way, this was announced months ago.
The video OP linked is from December.
7a877f No.14733822
>>14733036
>from the makers of faggotwatch
Yeah, that explains everything.
4b93c4 No.14733894
>>14733036
Okay, where's the actual gameplay?
ae744e No.14733897
>>14733894
It'll be a walking sim just like their previous game.
c8baa8 No.14733922
5ee886 No.14733933
>>14733036
>she isnt a qt
not going to pirate this movie.
d42ded No.14733958
>>14733036
the valley of goons?
05296c No.14734154
bddc26 No.14734467
>>14733036
Hmm. Seems like Valve is iterating with Vr and walking simulators. Could be that they are testing the waters to an eventual HL· with exclusive HTC Vive support, imho.
216b22 No.14734660
>>14734154
ARCHEAOLOBIXNOODISTS!
5a49ee No.14734738
c8baa8 No.14734842
>>14734738
SO YOU BE SAYIN
872030 No.14737054
It looks like she pissed herself.
Are pants like this actually being made?
bbb60b No.14741150
>>14734467
>Could be that they are testing the waters to an eventual HL· with exclusive HTC Vive support, imho.
I could see it.
2ec12d No.14741153
>>14737054
>Are pants like this actually being made?
far dumber pants are being made and purchased.
43cc80 No.14741187
cd33f5 No.14742671
>>14741187
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE
4a4921 No.14742678
>>14733036
i liked the first half minute where it had music that was aesthetically similar to an old egyptian expedition movie.
why did they have to ruin it with negresses and "emotional" pop(?) rap music
4a4921 No.14742681
>>14742671
*FIDDLES WITH FILM REEL*
0e8291 No.14742685
>>14742678
Niggers' attention spans go quick. By that point, they already got over the soyboys. They needed to throw some rap in there to make sure any niggers still watching would stick around to the end.
19aaad No.14747781
86fa23 No.14749307
>>14737054
They're meant to be riding breeches but that style wouldn't be popular until the 60's really. Modern ones are very tight but the ones from that period were only tight from the knee downwards and were quite baggy. The difference in colour is because the inner part used to be made from leather. Really everything would be wrong about this because she wouldn't be riding horses in Egypt, instead being pulled along on a camel, and unless she was literally Coco Channel she wouldn't really adopt the fashion until the 1930's if she's British. My historical boner is very disappointed with this display.
73f9d8 No.14749313
>>14749307
Are traps gay jesse?
734295 No.14749338
>>14733195
>firewatch devs
Throw in the garbage pile along with the Telltale and Dontnod games.
86fa23 No.14749346
>>14749313
>traps
You tell me bby. Though I've got no clue why you brought up jesse, I hope I don't fucking write like the ginger prat
73f9d8 No.14749379
>>14749346
He's history major.
86fa23 No.14749456
>>14749379
Ah, well I'm just your regular history autist.
93b388 No.14754876
>>14749456
Lindy did nothing wrong.
c46a71 No.14754898
>>14737054
If everyone looks like they pissed their pants, then no one looks like they pissed their pants :^)
697e08 No.14754913
>>14749456
history is for GAYS
a4f21b No.14754935
>>14733761
I second this statement.
WHERE IS IT, GABE
>>14742681
SO YOU BE SAYIN' WE ARE INDIANA JONESIN AN SHIEET AW HELL NAW NIGGA
667642 No.14756717
>>14733036
niggers are over represented in games
05296c No.14756741
>>14756717
couldn't agree more
c385c6 No.14756791
I know one person who won't be playing it besides /v/
d9b9ad No.14756795
>>14749456
>>14754876
Now this is some banter
fde047 No.14756801
What's really insulting about this "game" is how lazy the virtue signaling really is. They couldn't even be bothered to put the nigger in an appropriate setting.
26fd0a No.14756811
>>14756791
>How do you go from 0 to 100 that fast? It must be a (((coincidence)))
I smiled
86fa23 No.14756917
>>14756795
Lindybeige is the greatest thing for /his/ shitposting. He's the epitome of the Anglo.
8693be No.14757055
>tfw no game about being one of Napoleon's soldiers researching ancient Egypt
fucking niggers
7fea15 No.14765296
>>14757055
>Wanting to be French
Muslim lovers and cowards.
b25532 No.14766394
>>14733206
Funny how in their stretch to be ultra-inclusive-libfags they strain credulity with their premise more than a zombie game would.
b25532 No.14766404
>>14733761
This needs to be tattooed on the inside of his eyelids in glow in the dark ink.
b25532 No.14766419
>>14734467
What's truly horrifying is that's within the realm of possibility, kind of glad it's not getting made now.
b25532 No.14766439
>>14742685
Wow, racist. Blocked.
0b5803 No.14766491
>>14749456
>>14756795
>>14756917
Reminder that he got kicked out of teaching at a dance school because he said a bunch of anti-muzzie things
literally /arelad/
792941 No.14766651
>>14766491
He's actually a really good dancer too, I was quite shocked when I actually saw him doing it.
a3b36a No.14772235
>>14766651
Really? Video please.
fde047 No.14772245
>>14766491
I remember that one video of his shitting on muh womyn warriors as well. Seems to me he'll end up in prison for wrongthink eventually.
19aaad No.14775412
>>14756917
>He's the epitome of the Anglo.
He's a race traitor?
0b5803 No.14775422
>>14775412
I don't think the English have ever betrayed the English race tbh lad.
>>14772245
The police are very selective when it comes to who they arrest.
7bbfaa No.14775428