/v/ - Video Games

i was playing gameboy but then i got mystery game. it was black and i put it in game boy and screen was red WITH BLOOD! marios face appeared and then captain falcon kicked his head off and marios body convulsed and spewed blood. REALISTIC BLOOD. but then then the phone rang and the person said, "I wanna fuck that horse" and then rainbow dash came in and pulled out "her" large dong and shoved it down my throat, but it turns out that it was actually alien from the aliens movies. I got so turned on that i came all over my self.

After the alien was finished with me I looked at the gameboy and my face was in the gameboy and then I (in the gameboy) reached out of the gameboy to ME and then I (in the gameboy) PULLED ME INTO THE GAME. THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE. BLOOD AND CUM. I was transported from this dank room to a forest where I met a woman who was super cute. she turned me on and we searched the forest, this anime woman said to me "i love you anon" but then she got STABBED IN THE STOMACH BY ME (the one in the gameboy). I was so scared I got out of the gameboy and then ran back to the alien. we fucked again but it turned into my waifu, Hippo-chan from Hottest anime of the summer of 2017, Kemono Friends! but she had a penis :) Its not gay though, traps arent gay. so hippo chan and me decided to fuck but then ME (the one in the gameboy) came out and started to fight me. i was able to defeat me( gameboy me) but before i could kill me(gameboy me) I (gameboy) took my facemask off and it was ALIEN, then hippo chan took "her" facemask off and it was ME (gameboy me) then I took off my mask and I WAS MARIO

BUT WHO WAS PHONE

I wanted to play Spore one day. I wanted to play it so badly that I downloaded it from bad site don't tell my mom plz. When I started the game, it was all normal except there was a quiet voice in the background the edges of the screen were dark. I thought it was a bad download and I said "what the freakin' heck" but I played anyways. Everything was normal except the music for creature creator was slower and probably shifted down to g-minor that's spooky right?. Creature stage is when the things started going to Heck. Every few minutes the screen would flash pitch black and a voice would whisper "inevitable". I don't know what the word means, we haven't gotten to it yet in school. It's pretty spooky sounding though. All of the creature's eyes were blood shot and you couldn't make a nice looking one, they were all messed up in their bodies, like twisted tree branches. All of the skin tones were that of rotting corpses. If you looked in the sky, their were outlines of giant tentacle things and the moon looked like a giant eye. Tribal stage was much of the same scary stuff except hyper realistic blood would drip down the screen sometimes randomly. Civilization stage started with every city being nuked upon creation and horrifying screams that sounded like real people dyeing. When I went to start space stage is when the nightmare things started. The camera zoomed in on one of the creatures looking at the nuked ruins of his home city. He turned towards the camera but something was wrong. His face was hyper realistic and his eyes were dark holes like someone dug them out. He opened his mouth and spoke english. "Some say that death is avoidable, that we will cheat death in the future through medicine and technology. They are liars and frauds. They know it just as we do. All things die. Our conscious being transferred to an endless void in the far reaches of our most entrenched nightmares. The Old Ones feed off of this fear. Our phobia of death and the greater space fuel their desire to watch the universe suffer at their whims. You are a slave. The masters are coming. They will cull your pathetic species just as they did ours." As he was speaking, the tentacles reached down to the planet surface and started to squeeze on the planet, crushing it as its giant eye looked on in delight. My mom says she doesn't believe me and that I need to take more of that medicine.

You remember how Black & White would regularly inform you about the death of your faithful? The game had many other means to fuck with you (including whispering your name at night if you had one from a list of relatively common ones), but this feature actually had a deeper purpose.

You see, Molyneux is a hardcore autist, and so he insisted on many features that others would have deemed unnecessary at best and insane at worst. One of those features, only present in the earliest release builds of Black & White was a secret bonus level, not unlike the "Full Moon" level from Dungeon Keeper 1 (also created upon the insistence of Molyneux) - you could only play it on certain days. The exact date was calculated by your username, althought there's a thousand different theories for a thousand different algorithms for this.

Anyway, said level is said to be one big desert island, with your avatar placed right in the middle of it, and those faithful that died under your care placed around it in concentric circles, taking the form of a unique "revenant minion". Needless to say, the difficulty very much depended on your playstyle - good-aligned player characters and their end-game avatars could cut through the the few wraiths with ease, but those who actively abused their own worshippers would see their avatars dying from the death of a thousand cuts eventually.

Stranger still were the results of losing the mission if the dozens if not hundreds of revenants overwhelmed your characters - there was basic stuff like all save files being erased (again, not that unusual for a turboautist like Molyneux), but there also were reports of severely incompetent or evil players who saw anything from the game deinstalling itself, the spread of a virus that affected critical OS files, and computer hardware suddenly overheating until they either forced a BSOD or simply underwent a meltdown.

Some nutcases also claimed that they heard mysterious knocking noises in their houses afterwards, but crazies gonna be crazy, right? Anyway, I'll try just how high this "sorrow" counter in the game can get. Wish me luck, you faggots.

(Message by D4rkSh4d0w. Last online: 16 years ago)

When I first played Half-Life 2 as a kid, there was something about my copy of it, or my experience playing it, or whatever, that at the time I didn't take any notice of, but that now… well, it doesn't make any sense. It was something that came from the way I'd been using its cheat codes that the game's engine, or, really, any videogame we could make at this point really shouldn't have been capable of but that came about in my game anyway, and it's something I've never heard of anyone else experiencing, but it was something that happened for me nonetheless.

So when I first heard about the game's command console, I wanted to try out every "cheat" I could - because cheat codes were around back then and cheat codes were fun. Gonna try not to turn this anecdote about something that should have been impossible from when I was a kid into a rant about the game industry. What I basically saved for last out of the console commands I figured out was the noclip command - I could make no guesses about what it'd even do, so I just never bothered with it.

Then I eventually got around to trying the noclip command, was just utterly mystified by it as I had been beforehand until I took a step through a wall, and was then utterly amazed by everything that had at that moment suddenly opened up to me beyond the normal bounds of the level - this was in the segment of the game where you're in the sewer system, and what I saw through this void in the level was this whole sewer system stretching out around me, as far as I could see, all around the normal space of the level, and an actual landscape stretching out as far as I could see on the surface above. Anywhere I'd go, there'd be more places to go all around me, fully mapped out, etc, etc.

So the game sort of became something different to me, then, like if Space Engine were about exploring this post-apocalyptic world that had been created rather than about exploring space - the normal boundaries to Half-Life 2's tiny virtual world had disappeared, and there was, utterly inexplicably, this space I'd suddenly found behind them with all the scale of the world we actually know. I lost myself in it for a while, spending days wandering around it and every now and then inviting a friend over who'd be more or less just as amazed at it as I was.

Then as I went into middle school all the pressure that came with that… more or less just pushed the game out of my mind for a while, and it was a couple years later that I started getting back into videogaming and started to realize just how impossible all of what I'd seen in my copy of the game should have been. When I went back and replayed Half-Life 2, then, all I found in it was just… the actual game it by all rights should have just been when I was first playing it.

So I can't say I've got any answers now for the question of what had happened to my copy of the game from when I was a kid. The whole thing, well, is starting to become a bit of a blur for me, despite this giant text dump I've just put up here, but there was an actual world there, I swear.

>>14726479

OP I was about to call your thread fucking cuckchan shit but-

>Developed in unity

Alright, now I'm scared.

I was looking for one of those pixel games you see from /hgg/ and it was getting really difficult since the usual keyword or type of scene search strategy wasn't working. Halfway through a bottle of some shitty red blend and I was going to give up and then I got something from one of those thread copiers/clones of a /d/ chan thread that linked me to an archived site that had a pastebin which linked me to a bunch of mega links. It didn't have any actual information just names so I just downloaded the 5 that still worked, hoped they didn't have viruses, and tried each one to see what it was. The 2nd one looked like it, the game I was looking for I mean, but not quite, it was science rather than fantasy, so I'm assuming same guy different game. It's 3/4ths through that red blend and I'm about to get another bottle out so I decide fuck it and press buttons until gameplay happens. It was translated already but like really poorly like straight google translate poorly. It's some weird "habitation ship" goes to this planet and something goes wrong, it's kinda word salad here. All of this is text and then it goes to this thing I assume is cg so I leave it to get my moscato and come back and it's still on this guro shit with all these people dead in spacesuits. I actually try pressing buttons and the arrows get this girl moving out of the pile and limping right, it's sidescroller, don't think I mentioned that. So there's a bunch more blood scenes and after a while right before she gets out of the space ship there's a pop up with untranslated text and the game just freezes. I close the pop up and the game closes so I decided fuck it I wasn't into guro anyways. After spending 30 straight minutes pissing out grape juice I decide I'll try one more time since it was still like 11:00 (I started drinking and looking around 8 so whatever) and everything's the same except the blood stains. It takes about 10 seconds to skip past the text and maybe a minute to walk right and crash so I keep doing this 5 or more times. There's like less blood each time and now people or bodies aren't there so I'm thinking maybe if I do it long enough something will happen like I die from alcohol intake so after my fifth lambrusco everything's clean and shiny except for the debris and my girl here is like "still limping" and I'm thinking there's a robot or something cleaning this up and this is some meta bullshit and a pop up came up before the ship exit saying "yeah son" so I close the game delete it and go to bed after another half hour piss.

Fuck I can't do it, I tried writing something actually spooky without thinking about it but then I realize my mistakes and feel that my story is getting dumber and dumber. I know that's the point but I just can't get over my weird word choice or sudden fuck-ups when I'm writing it

>try to pirate Moorhuhn from some North Korean torrent website, the .exe does nothing

>play some OOT through RetroArch's Parallel core

>RA freezes upon hitting a chicken, speakers screech autistically as KDE crashes with no survivors

>reboot PC, sddm is a cryptic mess of rainbow pixels and sumerian demons

>run zypper dup from tty in the hopes a new kernel will fix it

>shut down PC, go back to studying Nihongonese

>can't concentrate well, fuck up at Anki and then the phone battery died

>try to nap, doesn't werk

>search through drawers in an increasingly deluded state

>find old, scratched as fuck Need for Speed high stakes CD-ROM

>childhood.soy

>boot up Lunix, insert dic and run the installer through wine

>aborts at 14.88% due to a reading error

>strangely enough the disc contents are fully accessible through dolphin

>cp disc contents to some folder, turn it into an iso and mount it

>install werks flawlessly

>6,000,000 attempts at troubleshooting and several DXVK binary recompilations later it finally starts up

>don't care that a game from the days of 3dfx and Win98SE somehow needs DXVK to run in Wine or that the Intro movie is in 1080p for some reason, probably just a glitch

>other than that the game is just as I remembered it

>play through campaign, except this time I am skilled enough to unlock all the NFS III tracks

>towards the end there's a duel against a single champion-level AA racer on the closed circuit raceway 4 track

>start the race in my fully pimped out Maranello, the AI is driving a red Porsche 993

>he's really good, way better than the highest difficulty AI setting in the game

>barely manage to stay behind him, lose the race

>savescum a few times, he keeps getting better

>howinthefug.jpx

>try to ram him, he forces an overshoot and tactfully tailgates me into a wall

>pause the game, consider making a thread on /v/ about the whole thing

>just as I open palememe the game unpauses itself

>spooky.amd64

>the Porsche lapped me once and is now standing next to my beat up Ferrari for whatever reason

>wait a few minutes, nothing happens

>start driving, the Porsche doesn't move

>win race

>butwhy.png

>watch replay

>Porsche laps me, then stops

>driver gets out of the car

>nani.thefuck

>goes to my car and writes(?) something on right door, camera angle obscures what it is though

>gets back in his car, vanishes into thin air

>rest of the replay is me finishing the race

>whatingodsname.skeleton

>really want to stop playing at this point and figure out what kind of avant garde easter egg I stumbled upon, but something compels me to re-do the challenge

>start in the Maranello as usual, this time the other racer is a bonus camaro????

>he didn't seem to tune his car for rainy weather properly, crashes into the wall a few times and is several seconds behind me by the end of the first lap

>odd.tiff, also wasn't the weather in the challenge description set to clear-daytime?

>suddenly back at the starting grid, it's nighttime now and the other racer is a green 911

>continue racing

>I don't remember these textures looking that good….was there even a third raceway in the game originally? Is this some kind of mod?

>What's with the posters of Kim il-sung….?

>Wait…w-why the fug…am I sitting in an actual Maranello? How long have I…?

>huh, a bottle of whiskey and a copy of the necronomicon in the glove compartment…

>fug, so tired

>can't…lose…

>wait, is the other guy afk…?

pls no billy, it's my first pasta

You are a person with super powers but the only way to gain them is to kill people who you're friendly towards, so you can play the game with basic weak powers and it's difficult, or kill your friends for medium difficulty

The most efficient method is to befriend people via helping them, then murder them once you're friends

Eventually late game the city is devoid of friendly/good people, corpses are everywhere, and the place falls into chaos and evil takes over

there your real bloodbath begins

Using the power at that level you have the choices to kill everyone, kill the badguys and create a peaceful utopia worldwide, or kill the remaining good people and rule over hell on earth

Final boss is the character you favored most but didn't kill for the profit, so people have to kill their own waifu eventually

>>14739278

>>14741540

i get that anxiety too, but cmon guys, its not like you're signing your name at the end of it, just shrug and post it

>>14740895

is this a time-cube parody?

>>14739278

I wanted to make a creepypasta out of recurrent dreams I had during my life, but I just can't manage to write a good one, so I'll just post my dreams as a greentext story.

>Play Okami as a kid, having genuine fun

>Get to the haunted boat

>Get scared by the spider queen's ghost that pops up right in front of the camera, instantly turn off ps2 and never play the game again

>then it happens

>for years, most dreams I have, being good, bad, wet, whatever… end up with the spooky spider queen's head appearing in front of me

>it keeps happening during my middle school years, my high school years, etc…

>21 yo NEET now, still having them occasionally

>decide to fire it up again and go against that fucking ghost

>realize it's just here for a spook, it's fucking harmless

>what a fucking letdown

>never have that goddamn face appear in my dreams again

>Rachnera Arachnera becomes waifu during NEET life for some reason

Anyone had similar shit happening? Something spooking you so bad as a kid, even irrationally, it follows you for years until you just go against it?

>>14742822

For some reason i was really scared of Silver Surfer death scene. It was so scary for me, whenever i died i rushed to the console and hit the power button before pic related could appear and at later levels i'd shut my eyes hard and cover my ears for some reason. For years the image kept haunting my dreams like you described until 5 or 6 years ago after i watched AVGN's video and decided to give it another go. Needless to say i'm over it now but still can't beat the game.

>>14742850

I sort of had the same feeling too when I was younger. When I was 11-years old, I was sort of unnerved by the game over screen of Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow. I can't really explain it but I onced imagined that if Soma Cruz dies, all of his collected souls would burst out of him agonizingly.

webm related

>boredom

>I wonder what the slavaboos at Goyjin entertainment are up to

>load up whore blunder

>wasn't there some naval mode thingy recently released? Meh, let's check it out and see how balanced.ru it is

>can't find any mention of it in the menus

>oh well, time to perform some scientific self-study then

>grab HTC Vive, hook it up to me RX 480

>notice a new enduring confrontation SB event set on a new map in the Baltics

>select Fw 190 A-4, enter server queue

>wasn't the event set at the start of Unternehmen Barbarossa though?

>joining game in progress

>kek, I guess they accidentally unbalanced the germans for once

>wonder how fast I'll puke this time

>game spawns me at an airfield near Königsberg in clear, sunny weather

>120 fps on OpenGL

>on a fucking AMD card

>on Linux

>in VR

>smug.anime

>take off, plane feels surprisingly responsive

>flight model has lots of inertia, but she turns better than in the last patch and the wing flutter translates prominently to the stick, which makes avoiding spins easier than it has ever been

>fly over Königsberg, the graphics look fucking amazing

>Königsberg castle, the cathedral, individual roads and all have been recreated to an autistic degree

>there's even people walking in the streets and kids looking at my plane

>check the ingame map and fly north along the coast looking for any ships, they supposedly integrated those into EC in the patchnotes right

>nothing happens for a while

>fly a bit inland

>spot a Po-2 at 2000m

>realize I'm probably one of 3 people on the entire server

>meh

>take a shot at it with my MGs, the pilot ejects after the first salvo

>spent half my fuel already, better turn back before I get greedy

>make a straight beeline back to Königsberg over the sea

>there's a big thundercloud there all of a sudden

>fly into the cloud, it's not like I can get lost with the ingame map

>that's a really thick cloud

>exit cloud, water as far as the eye can see

>weird.apng, shouldn't the coast be visible from here?

>climb to 4000m, can't see anything beyond the ocean and some cumulus clouds

>ingame map is useless, blue all around with no reference whatsoever

>spot a group of 4 SBD-3 divebombers in the distance

>There was thing a were they added a US carrier to the Sicily map, maybe they did that here too?

>Climb a bit, then dive on the trailing plane on the left

>gunner doesn't notice until I fire 4 cannons worth of Minengeschoss in his face

>plane crashes with no survivors, the other planes break formation

>they don't dive away, instead drop their bombs with one attempting to follow me

>I climb away with my superior energy, wait for him to spin or abort at low speed, then unload another set of HEF-I mineshells on him

>his left wing disintegrates, fuel tanks burns and the pilot ejects

>Remaining two aircraft dive towards the clouds

>do a close flyby of the parachuting pilot, he appears visibly frightened and confused at the same time

>only 15 minutes of fuel left, what do

>realize I have a 500kg bomb equipped, ah yes I did intend to bomb some ships

>maybe I can blow up a destroyer or something before my fuel runs out

>wait a minute…

>dive towards the clouds at full power

>exit, skim the cloud top at 550 km/h

>spot the Dauntlesses I chased away

>one of them is leaking fuel

>follow them at a distance

>it's getting foggy

>fug, can barely see them

>getting closer, hope they don't spot me

>ENEMY CARRIER SPOTTED.hud

>fuckyes.keikaku

>flying blind at 20m altitude, indeed there's a carrier on the map

>use map to align, any second and I should see it

>wonder if can kill it with this bomb, also where's the usual laser flak greeting? Did they nerf it this time?

>carrier pops up in fog, drop bomb

>did I get him?

>turn around, see big explosion tearing a hole in his flight deck and tons of bullets flying towards me

>animetriggersthegoon.webm

>waggle around, fuel tank is hit

>barely 5 minutes of fuel left and leaking

>climb a bit, exit cloud

>almost collide with an imperial nipponese navy recon biplane

>wait is this an all nations event? the fug???

>see black smoke emanating from the flat cloud cover behind me, seems like it werked

>the gunner on the nip biplane seems like he wants me to follow

>follow the biplane for a bit

>engine dies of fuel starvation just as I spot an IJN carrier group on the Horizon

>the nip salutes, I salute back

>eject just as the ticket counter drops to zero for the allied team

>got some 40000RP out of the whole affair

>today was a good day

>take off Vive, open window blinds

>There's Swastika banners hanging off the WTC

>go to gamestop

>get a used Metal Gear Solid 3 copy

>cashier smiles ominously

>pop that sucker in and start playing

>progress up to Fear, die once

>get an urge to quit right after, do so

>wake up next morning

>California gets nuked, World War III on the horizon

>perfectly okay with this

booted up warcraft 2 campaign and noticed that even though i was a mid-mission human save for some reason i had orc ui. tried to reload and the BOO game crashed.

LOL

omg guys theres demons in my computer my friend gave me a weird game called DOOM and after fighting some scary zombiez there was a DEMON!!!!! I screamed and unplugged my computer and my mom yelld WHATS WRONG and i said DEMOS BUT SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME so I colled the police and sayd my computer was possesd but they laughed and hang up. WHAT DO I DO???

>>14754072

No John, YOU are the demons.

>>14747128

Hey your png was kind of large so I shrunk it down for you, no need to thank me :^)

>9 years old

>10th birthday was coming up

>There was nothing I loved more than video games and monkies

>I was a nintendo power article about Donkey Kong Country for the Gameboy Colour

>I wanted this game in a heartbeat, begging mommy for a copy every day until my birthday

>Birthday arrives

>My special little guy, you've been extra good this year and I know you've been wanting this for a long time

>I open my present

>It's DKC for GBC

>Can't play it until later because my whore of a mom wants me to help her around the house on my birthday

>Call her a slut

>She grounds me

>Dumb bitch doesn't know that I snuck in my gameboy

>The cart looks a little strange but I didn't mind since my mind was going bananas for donkey

>Every now and then a weird image flashes on the screen for a split second but I carry on, must be part of the level

>lose my last life on the stop and go level

>Suddenly I see those crocs piling up on Donkey and the game made a horrible screeching noise

>A hand forced my eyes open to see the fate of my main monkey

>The kremlins started to violently beat up Donkey and Diddy

>The audio sounded like something from a snuff film

>I was screaming in my room

>A message pops up

>GAME OVER

>You know what you said

>Go to moms room because I was scared

>She's dead on the floor with white blood oozing everywhere

>I see writing on the wall

>"you're next"

They say every kid remembers a bad birthday. My 10th birthday ruined my life and I wish that I never made my wish.