/v/ - Video Games

>>14725351

>>14725380

Niggers, I have been doing this for a while already now. There have been two threads of the exact same idea already, in which I have been asking anons on /v/ for ideas on how to solve puzzles in Scribblenauts. You would have known this if you actually were here for more than a week.

>>14725422 (checked)

Well seems that the restaurant serves cock apparently, I wonder if they put that on their menu?

We've solved the advertisement problem but seems that they also have a problem with their equipement. Their stove is on fire. Now… the easy way out of this is to bring in a fire extenquisher… buuut I know you can think of something more creative.

>>14725440

The puzzle is solved already, it won't take in an another answer.

>>14725445

I was suddenly abducted by some real life things. sorry for that

>>14725483

Straight away! We'll try with a vaccum first and then we'll kill everyone try to extinquish the fire with the black hole.

>>14725501

>implying i waste my life on this board all day.

Holy fucking normalfag, get the fuck off my board.

>>14725452

If the black hole doesn't work I'm sure we can summon a tornado to take acer of thing.

That didn't work, let's try more… extreme measures.

Well… it got rid of the nigger at least.

>>14725512

Let's try that.

The tornado sucked in all of my things! And then was sucked in by the black hole!

>>14725526

Even the power of God doesn't seem to be able to extinquish the fire as the cross is swallowed by the black hole. Feels like they're working together against us to be quite honest.

>>14725539

ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>>14725549

>>14725549

>>14725557

Aaand still not extinquished. Seems that we have two problems instead of one now.

>>14725562

I've put the rabbi into the oven where she belongs, but she escaped and was quickly swallowed by the black hole.

>>14725571

Uh… sure let's try that.

>>14725571

>>14725593

It just exploded, you know what I feel that this problem might be too complex for us right now, let's try something else in the meanwhile.

>>14725602

>>14725608

Nope, none of those worked. Let's for now try serving the guests instead. I'm amazed that the staff still hasn't thrown us out.

What do we give the nigger schoolboy to eat so that he can grow? And no, soy doesn't exist in this universe unfortunately.

>>14725645

>>14725649

>>14725657

>>14725659

By the way, just look who I found hiding in the basement. But anyways, back to work… you seem to be saying chicken the most, so let's try it.

The nigger literally turned into a half-naked body-builder but ran off before I was able to take a photo. Guess he's running off to steal a bike now.

Our next customer is… a vampire it seems. He says that he wants to taste something "new", what do we give him /v/?

>>14725681

You don't want to know what other things I've found in that basement

There's a magic show going on upstairs as well.

>>14725713

Well he wasn't too happy about that…

>>14725716

It isn't in the game unfortunately.

>>14725717

A bit too late anon, but keep that recommendation in mind, it might come in handy in a moment.

What do Robots eat /v/? I really have no idea, the only thing that is coming to mind is Evas but those weren't exactly normal robots.

>>14725740

WHAT THE FUCK, THIS MEAT IS JUMPING AROUND AND MAKING HUMAN NOISES

>>14725741

Ah I see you're going the /clang/ route, let us try that.

>>14725754

Good one

>>14725741

The robot after getting nut has been upgraded into a sexual android. Muh dick

Let us see who will be our next customer on the list.

Hey look! We have a vore enthusiast as a client. What awful things do we feed him to satisfy his bizzare and degenerate fetish?

>>14725768

Nice

>>14725781

Shouldn't he be hunting the meat that's jumping around?

>>14725785

That's one commie less, unfortunately I didn't manage to feed him the baby.

>>14725788

That meat is currently too busy fighting with the angered vampire which is in turn fighting with the sex robot. Yeah I don't know either

Next we're helping a Chef by making ingridients for his customers, we are to begin by making a pizza for the /v/irgin who's first in line.

>>14725789

That's the point

Uh… guys? Where the fuck did Sonic go?

>>14725829

Chilli pepper has been accepted, let us see wasabi now.

>>14725829

>>14725847

The chef is not so much the fan of the other two though…

>>14725831

>>14725857

Then I'm not so much for keeping this faggot alive but oh well.

Let's go full degenerate and put mayonnaise on it.

>>14725863

Well this will be a thing that people will be discussing for the next five years or so.

>>14725867

Sure, let's try mayonnaise, and create an absolute abomination of a pizza.

>>14725867

>>14725880

The chef is not THAT insane it seems, let us try this anon's >>14725882 suggestion.

>>14725882

Oh but rotten cheese? Of course that works! Which one of you is insane enough to make that at home? Any /ck/ anons here?

>>14725894

Fucking italians.

What is the special ingridient anons? Maybe he'll just randomly grab the mayo from the table now it's possible

Well no, we have to put something onto it ourselves. What are your ideas guys?

>>14725913

>>14725917

>>14725920

>>14725921

I wanted to try all of those suggestions but surpiringly, white goo was the first one that actually went in.

So the recipe for the pizza is as follows:

>Chilli peppers

>Rotten cheddar

>Pineapple

>sperm

Serve only with mayo, so… who here wants to cook that now? I'm sure that it will have tons of flavor

Wait what the fuck, since when did we move from cooking food to becoming fucking alchemists creating living mythological beings? Also, immediately the chef grabs voice raddish from the table and puts it into the oven. Seems this will be a weeb Phoenix.

T-this is just… wrong.

>>14725987

Well I added the heart, could not have made it beating but it definitely worked. I think we need something magical too to create the phoenix now.

>>14726007

That worked! But not for the reason I thought it would. The Phoenix is here but it is also

FUCKING RAW

Well… she just ate the fucking Phoenix. I hope we're billing her a lot for that because that's expensive fucking KFC.

LADY, why the fuck are you coming into a fucking restaurant and expect them to make you a motherfucking motorcycle? I could understand the Phoenix because that's at least something you can eat, but this is just plain fucking insane? Are all women retarded like that?

Anyways, how the fuck do we bake her a motorcycle?

>>14726067

Unsurprisingly that worked, I don't even have a comment on that, it was just a simple sollution to a simple problem.

>>14726092

Because the game wants us to make things needlessly complicated for ourselves.

>>14726093

This will cause so many accidents when they'll be giving birth during a fast pace ride.

>>14726119

>>14726122

None of them work unfortunately.

>>14726197

Hey that works!

Aand the chef just cucked or should I said cooked her out of the bike. That's what you get for being a bitch like that.

Well, this employee over here is worrying about passing the health inspection with all the bugs around. What do we do to help him?

>>14726268

>He doesn't want to use it.

Wow what a faggot!

>>14726293

Lived like a bitch, died like a bitch.

The monsters are looking for someone scary to join their little club? Do you have any idea who could be the next member?

>>14726339

Fuck you anon, my mom is nice and very displeased that I put her in this situation.