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a4012e No.14723084
Nintendo just announced a new IP exclusively for smartphones. The game's called Dragalia Lost, no Western release has been announced. Nintendo is gonna replace the 3DS with fucking smartphones while using the Switch as an extension of it's console business. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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d42f2a No.14723089
>>14723084
>I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why would you not be sure? You think more mobileshit is a good thing?
31da23 No.14723096
Expect endless treads on it just like with Granblue or Fate/Grand Order
f0606f No.14723097
>YouTube embed
A thread died for this.
9436c1 No.14723098
the switch is replacing both the wii u and the 3DS, nintendo is expanding into mobile you dunce.
a4012e No.14723101
>>14723089
I feel that it was an inevitably. Granted I wanted Nintendo to just use Smartphones to advertise their console titles by making smaller games on mobile then making a more expanded game on Switch. Although that idea seems to have gone down the drain with this announcement, guess it's to be expected.
1a0fd0 No.14723110
> Nintendo bought a 5% share in a mobile game company
> Company announces a new game days later
> THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING
Jesus Christ on a bike, it's a new game that's clearly already been in development for some time and Nintendo has stated in the past that they intend to strengthen their mobile presence to act as a gateway to their console business. Kimishima also announced yesterday that their mobile division isn't operating at a level their happy with, financially.
Just cut the crying out already, goddamn.
f0606f No.14723135
>>14723084
>From the creators of horsepussy
>We get dragonpussy
03bce6 No.14723177
>>14723096
Also expect the creators of those threads to IP hop constantly feigning genuine conversation while whining to the mods to delete anything that isn't a general.
22d998 No.14723188
>Nintendo is gonna replace the 3DS with fucking smartphones
They're not even letting the 3DS die yet, though. They said that they're gonna keep pushing shovelware "in 2019 and beyond"
>>14723173
I don't get the shock. Mobage makes money, Fire Emblem proved that, so they invested in it to make some shekels. I'll never play it, and I wouldn't care even if it was an actual console game, it just looks like the most generic of weebshit, but to be shocked that a company would try to make money after the venture proved successful is just idiotic.
d42f2a No.14723201
>>14723188
>They're not even letting the 3DS die yet, though.
Yes they are. They made the same lie about the Gameboy.
b8cc1a No.14723213
Didn't Nintendo just announce they'd be making new games from the 3DS in 2019 as well?
22d998 No.14723216
>>14723201
There's a difference, anon. The GBA up and fucking croaked the moment the DS became successful. Only had three games in 2005 and Mother 3 in 2006.
The Switch is going on it's second year and the 3DS is still getting a bunch of games, even if it's all cheap budget crap.
>>14723213
>In addition to the titles currently on sale, we have announced the coming release of the titles shown here. We are even preparing new software for release in 2019 and beyond. Our plan is to continue maintaining this business by taking advantage of new titles like these.
65dd01 No.14723233
>>14723188
They always claim that they aren't abandoning a system even if they are just to squeeze some extra money out of it from people who might be scared off from buying it if they announce that it's dead.
22d998 No.14723244
>>14723233
I know, that's absolutely true. I guess the difference is that they're still pretending that they actually do care about the 3DS, where they didn't really do that with the GBA.
Though no console got more fucking life support than the DS did. I guess it makes sense, 100 mil units and the 3DS was a failure at launch.
a46289 No.14723248
>>14723142
I've listened to a bit of MF Doom owo
8a57ce No.14723251
fuck you mark
stop shilling your soytendo bullshit
03bce6 No.14723252
>>14723244
They were also both probably manufactured in the same facilities.
b8cc1a No.14723260
>>14723244
3DS has sold 60 million units. Not DS numbers, sure, but that's still a sizeable marketshare with no real competition (since the Switch covers a different niche).
03bce6 No.14723269
>>14723260
The fact it had no competition would mean it should've outdone the DS in theory.
22d998 No.14723270
>>14723260
It's actually more now.
>Not DS numbers, sure,
That much is still true, though.
b8cc1a No.14723296
>>14723269
Not really. DS was riding off the Wii popularity craze so a shitload of casuals got in on it. Also, when the DS was still a thing smartphones weren't nearly as ubiquitous as they are now, and they've now gobbled up a large number of people that were looking for a handheld gaming platform, but aren't really dedicated gamers.
a85357 No.14723355
On the one had it's mobile developed game so it literally has to be developed poorly to be profitable.
On the other this could have been a new IP for their actual systems.
00fbe4 No.14723389
>Japan get the cute fun cellphone games
>America gets cardboard and pixelindieshitz.
thanks, Soylent!
6286df No.14723398
>>14723097
Jewtube > Hookjew
366a17 No.14723405
>>14723398
explain one&done
22d998 No.14723423
>>14723389
>America gets cardboard and pixelindieshitz.
Labo probably did better in Japan, actually. At the very least, it outsold GoW 2:1.
>Japan get the cute fun cellphone games
It might get published in Burgerland, since Nintendo is involved.
e65b92 No.14723425
>>14723084
>I'm not sure how to feel about this.
if its fun, its ok, OP
05d4c5 No.14723431
>>14723084
>Phone exclusive
>JP only
>Nintendo
And why should we care?
6286df No.14723435
>>14723431
Because "we" are nintendo board.
f0606f No.14723437
8a57ce No.14723438
6286df No.14723440
>>14723437
Common sense. Oh wait.
Buy labo goy.
4e5e6e No.14723448
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14723413
I wondered about that myself when I dug a tiny bit into how Hooktube worked. Basically just a man in the middle to YouTube, since they aren't ripping and hosting the videos themselves but acting as a kind of pass-through. It's nice that it allows me to download shit from YouTube, but I'm not so delusional to think that I'm somehow escaping the Goolag's influence or notice.
Fuck the kikes, idgaf. Your browser is compromised, your OS is compromised, and guess what that's true for linux fags as well.
Back to the topic at hand, fuck Nintendo at this point. They used to be the last holdout for non-Jewy behavior (no network charge, DLC didn't get serious until the 3DS/WiiU, etc) but those days seem to have sadly come to an end.
8eaada No.14723454
>>14723437
Umatrix you fucking idiot.
6286df No.14723461
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14723448
Except you can watch 60 fps videos on jewtube and on hookjew you can't.
And when it comes to video games videos frame rate is essential.
You can't see frame drops in Gundam Breaker 4 trailer if you watch it from hookjew, but you can on jewtube.
Makes one think.
4e5e6e No.14723472
>>14723461
The human eye can't see more than 30 fps anyway, so what's the big deal? :^)
d4d1ac No.14723483
>>14723448
Gamefreak has been holding out against DLC in the Pokémon games though recently they've been worse in other ways
8a57ce No.14723486
>>14723472
Actually it can only see 24fps
8eaada No.14723490
>>14723461
Why the fuck do you have embeds enabled? Do you enjoy being fisted by government subsidized kikes?
4e5e6e No.14723499
>>14723483
Not sure I've enjoyed anything after Emerald, honestly. I'm getting too old for this shit.
f8b9e3 No.14723500
>>14723486
Human eyeS can't see more than 24 fps.
So, if you close your eye, you won't see more than 12 fps.
Now that I think about it, people who want 60 fps in their games are probably four-eyed nerds or fucking aliens or something.
22d998 No.14723510
>>14723500
But I've heard that glasses let you see double, so if you wear glasses, you can see 48fps. Is that true?
4e5e6e No.14723520
>>14723510
>>14723500
GET THE FUCK ON MY LEVEL SON DAMN
366a17 No.14723536
>>14723461
>You can't see frame drops in Gundam Breaker 4
>noticable framedrops still occur in hooktube video
00fbe4 No.14723542
>>14723461
expect you can always just copy link location and play it on Jewtube or alternatively directly download the video as an mp4 if you use hooktube.
05d4c5 No.14723543
>>14723435
>/v/ is one individual
Feel free to fuck off back to cuckchan
42fd02 No.14723548
>>14723096
>>14723177 (checked)
Friendly reminder that /mobage/ exists now and mobilefags should be told to go there instead.
d4d1ac No.14723564
>>14723542
hooktube also has an option to just embed the youtube video
there is no excuse for posting youtube links here
4e5186 No.14723567
>>14723435
>/v/ is a hivemind
Fuck off back to Reddit
0ee2e9 No.14723587
3e88d3 No.14723591
>Smartphone
And why would I want it?
ee9e15 No.14723594
>>14723084
>gook mobile shit
>mobile shit
It's just your run of the mill wale net, who cares?
03bce6 No.14723595
>>14723548
Letting them have a board just gives them a hive coordinate swarms. They'll never keep to their shithole.
adfb56 No.14723689
>>14723425
Its ok if nintendo does it
>>14723595
Thank God we bullied the heroes fags off before they could make a third general.
dadada No.14723699
>>14723564
t. hookjew owner
Yeah nah fuck off.
0595f9 No.14723703
Is the failure of cardboard hastening their foray into gacha kingdom?
03bce6 No.14723721
>>14723703
They announced this a day before the cardboard came out so I doubt it.
315c36 No.14723744
>>14723448
>Nintendo tries for years to resist the jew
>finally caves in
>mobile shit, paid online, DLC, all the worst
>New nintendo console the SWITCH!
>This time with 3rd party support (probably nothing to do with microtransactions and DLC being allowed now)
>paid online coming soon (once all the kids allready whined enough for their parents to buy one, wouldn't wanna scare people away from the offset)
>hardware level exploit smashes it wide open for piracy
Good luck with your new jewish ways Nintendo. I'm sure EA and Activison will stick around. I'm sure lots of people will pay you to play online rather than get all their games for free.
4e5e6e No.14723767
>>14723744
I'm just done. I'm not even going to bother buying the hardware to pirate the games. I'd just like to see Nintendo go the way of Sega: peddle your shit-ware on other people's hardware.
9f5942 No.14723801
>>14723355
>On the other this could have been a new IP for their actual systems.
On the other hand to that, they could be ruining an existing IP like Golden Sun by forever warping it into whatever trash this will be and instead they're doing something new so if it takes off then it'll just be a series to avoid and if it doesn't its death will go unmemorialized by Nintendo's core fanbase.
9895a2 No.14723819
>>14723084
Honestly kinda hyped for this.
8a57ce No.14723823
06bdcf No.14725109
>>14723819
The Nintendo(tm) label makes you little peepee erect, huh?
75a534 No.14727217
>>14723398
>>14723403
>>14723405
Youtube tracks you.
Hooktube doesn't proxy anything, you download from Youtube's servers directly when using it.
So using Hooktube is at the very least a placebo, and at worst, causes your viewing habits to be tracked by TWO companies instead of one.
06f3a3 No.14727267
as long as it's an actual game you buy once and that's it, no free 2play micro-transaction bullshit, I'm fine with it.
d42f2a No.14727281
>>14727267
So basically, as long as it's not a mobile game.
be89ed No.14727381
The amount of "it's ok when Nintendo does it" in this thread is fucking staggering.
>inb4 sonygger or some other kneejerk buzzword
I'm not the one saying more mobileshit is good lel
06f3a3 No.14727519
>>14727281
Yeah pretty much. There's been a few mobile games that I genuinely might have bought if there had been some pay version available that added reasonable resource gathering rates and removed the pay2win shit
218b7d No.14728884
>>14727381
To be honest mobile games are slowly clossing the gap between phones and mobile consoles, there's this Non-Nintendo company that made a not-fire emblem and it looks more like a bootleg of Fire Emblem for a 3DS in contrast Fire Emblem Heroes looks like they ripped sprites from the mobile Kingdom Hearts
At this point is not much of "it's ok when Nintendo does it" and more like "Ho boy, Nintendo is doing weird shit again…"
>>14727519
"Some" Nip games work, even as 3D mmorpg (the best ones could be almost compared to WoW clones) but nobody got time to learn japanese, sadly cancerous Nip companies are moving their shitty games to mobile, forcing you to gacha to even be able to finish the tutorial since you need Super Hyper Mega Ultra Extremely Rare unit (or whatever other equivalent) to finish the tutorial since it get that hard at the start for non-cash players
571044 No.14728928
>reading this
>anons saying good mobile games exist
I wouldn't be surprise by 2020, peoples start defending mobile games on /v/. Screencap this post
4936db No.14728943
>>14728928
We've had granblue generals for at least a year now anon, and both them and the FGO general will vehemently defend it. It's already happened.
f6cf77 No.14729008
>>14727217
Wonder why mark and his soybois push hooktube so hard?
d42f2a No.14729012
>>14728928
They already are. Look at all the mobileshit threads we have. And Mark apparently has absolutely no intention of maintaining the quality of the board.
b94a40 No.14729171
>>14729012
time to move to a different board?
d42f2a No.14729228
>>14729171
Let's just hope /vg/ is still alive by the time this place is completely unusable.
fce3ad No.14729354
>>14728983
Maybe that's because spamming the same shitty wojaks for multiple threads and shitting up the board isn't the same as saying that Nintendo is being garbage. Do you see shitty wojaks being spammed in the threads for making fun of god of war?
d42f2a No.14729377
>>14729354
>Do you see shitty wojaks being spammed in the threads for making fun of god of war?
Actually yeah, cuckchanners have been shoehorning that shit into nu-GoW too, and it's just as cancerous as the Labo shit. They don't seem to understand that it's their unfunny memes that are being deleted, not their criticism.
ef8da7 No.14730055
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14723135
What happens if one of the horsegirls get a bum leg? Do they get shoot?
b94a40 No.14730082
>>14730055
They get shot with semen
b94a40 No.14730090
>>14730084
How about dragon loli tits instead
d42f2a No.14730121
>>14730090
Everyone knows the puffy vulva is the best part of a dragon loli
d6d3d0 No.14734839
>People not anticipating the quality porn, art and music that may come from the game
This is all these mobage that rely on sex appeal are good for. I don't buy Nintendo stuff anyway so this doesn't change anything.
>>14728928
It's not like its an impossible feat. There should be something golden under the mountains of shit. Maybe they're just moon only so we haven't heard about them.
6a8c31 No.14741145
>>14728928
There are plenty of good mobile games if you know where to look.
e5a18e No.14741173
6a8c31 No.14741218
>>14741173
Girls Frontline
Out There
Osmos HD
Deemo
Also of course whatever you want to emulate or play in the way of roguelikes. Also I didn't name any official mobile ports of old games but those are reliably pretty good.
ab7e3e No.14747785
>>14741218
Now name four more.
5c1c9a No.14747932
This is the best possible outcome.
The 3DS is shit, outdated and overrated to a maximum degree. Mobile gaming is perfect for Nintendo's shovelware titles since stuff like Super Mystery Dungeon is perfect for phones. The Switch is great for their console market since it feels like a fucking console, whether you like it or not is irrelevant.
The fact of the matter is Nintendo is entering the mobile market, which should come as no surprise since it's overwhelmingly casualized.
d39358 No.14750779
>>14741218
>Didn't name Ghost Trick
adfb56 No.14750937
>>14747932
>mobage is the best possible outcome
And you wonder why Nintencumguzzlers are mocked.
4d4904 No.14751428
>>14723089
There are very, very few games that can make a mobile game that sensibly and fairly uses the usual gacha mechanics. Nintendo is not one of them. There's zero chance that this game won't be twisting your wrist and forcing you to choke up $50 for enough special currency to do 10 random pulls from their retarded as fuck pool of garbage with a .000000001% chance of getting something useful.
14a59c No.14752684
>>14723767
>Nintendo
>Developing anything that is not bing bing or splatoon
900a0f No.14753104
feb383 No.14753588
>>14728983
>calling Sony kike products soy shit is a ok, calling Nintendo shit soyboy shit gets you banned.
They don't like being revealed as the cancer.
As I've gotten older, I've noticed that all of the things I've hated about gaming leaked into Nintendo and then was magnified a thousand fold.
>Back in the day complained about Xbox and Sony fanboys fellating nothing.
<Nintendo fanboys celebrate being the last system to get a King of Fighters console release.
>Mock Nintendo fanboys for not having any diversity in their game selection.
>They'd retort with quality over quantity.
>Point out that even the Xbox had genres that Nintendo home systems didn't get until 2017.
<Filthy sonyfanboy go suck sony cock some more
And heaven forbid that you actually own all the consoles. Nintendo fanboys rage harder than any other fanboy in existence if you tell them you're not using your Nintendo products due to lack of games. I've lost friends because I "dared" to play MvC2 over Smash ; This is not a joke.-Sadly, in Nintendo's defense. Why should they appeal to people who want more than the same shit they offer repeatedly? They already have excessively mindless and loyal customers who will brand their bodies with their products. Who cares if someone wants to play something like Devil May Cry? Who cares if someone wanted to play Resident Evil 5? Oh, you wanted to play Armored Core or something similar? Well, here are exactly three mecha games across four systems and one is japan only! Shut the fuck up and enjoy more pokemon.
Insult to injury? Microsoft saw the potential of armored core and even ordered their own version, multiple times! Nintendo couldn't even be assed to bother with mecha fans. Anyway.
tl;dr Nintendo fanboys are the saltiest children around; compare them to the Bronies decades ago. They were the sysOps and admins, so everyone -had- to tolerate their bullshit.
00b707 No.14753873
>>14753588
>I've lost friends because I "dared" to play MvC2 over Smash ; This is not a joke.
i swear man, where in the fuck do you find this kind of people?
b94a40 No.14753881
This better have pailolis
feb383 No.14754065
>>14753873
These days, the only way not to meet an obsessed maniac is to shut yourself away. The Nintendo folks have not learned to hide their power levels – Must be a sign of the times. When I was younger, you had to hide lest you be shamed or ridiculed.But if you are looking for a real answer? Everywhere.
>Join a anime or videogame club in College.
Free food (in a world where just using the computers on campus was a 100$ surcharge ) and people who suck at everything but Smash.
>Observing
Does your campus have cheap food? Go to the lunch area or the hangout area and observe the people there. You want to look for the people decked out in corporate swag.
Back when I was in college, the tell was Naruto Headbands- Usually, there's someone playing Magic or Yugioh near by. Mingle with them. Bring up video games ( will not be hard someone is usually talking about either videogames or anime) . Casually lead the conversation towards fighting games and quip that Smash isn't a fighting game. Gauge the reactions.
I used to rag on Nintendo fanboys about being children, but I realized it's deeper than that. Now that I have my own children I can see it clearly. They refuse to accept anything else. It's worse than being a child ; at least a child can eventually be tricked or forced into eating their veggies. These people remind me of these sad LGBT types who's only identity is that they're gay. Like- - that's it, no hobbies, no interests, no nothing beyond being LGBT and proud. I greatly enjoy all videogames and it boggles me that people would actively restrict themselves to only one company like they owe that company their lives. Damn.
These companies do not give a fuck about you, why do these people dedicate their lives, their bodies by branding themselves like cattle , naming their children and so on , to a corporation that only exists because they themselves give them money? Are their lives so broken, that they have nothing else to devote themselves to? I pity these people and honestly want to help them, but whatever. I'm ranting too fucking much.
0e8a80 No.14754088
>>14754065
I know a guy who has a huge triforce on his fucking back because his girlfriend at the time was nagging him to do so, he did it. He and the cunt didn't even know basic shit about Zolda. They broke up because she cheated on him and he's stuck with this huge butt ugly thing. I will never understand normalfaggots.
48c827 No.14754226
>>14723398
>>14723413
>>14723440
>>14723461
>>14723464
I will keep using hooktube embeds just to piss (You) off.