cb57e5 No.14716238
>pause game
>game music is muffled in the background while pause menu is open
f89b13 No.14716248
>take hands off keyboard and close eyes
>Audio perfectly conveys the level's theme
7b0cc0 No.14716256
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>pause game
>the pause menu has its own music
b70a7c No.14716257
>pause game
>push A+B+C
>HUD elements disappear for screenshots
fab2d8 No.14716260
>pause game
>pause menu has music
I miss rareware.
ba81d4 No.14716266
>stealth shooty game
>some enemies go down in a single bodyshot
>some enemies of the same type just arbitrarily fucking don't
d1ae8d No.14716269
>>14716254
>quicksave
>game crashes
>save is corrupted
>last hard save 5 hours ago
3d1d10 No.14716273
>pause game
>character stops moving
>everything else including enemies keeps moving
cb57e5 No.14716274
>pause game
>pause menu music begins abruptly and is slightly louder and faster than the rest of the game's audio
lookin at you Pathologic
7e1526 No.14716277
>pause game
>all sounds stop
The correct occurrence.
ba81d4 No.14716286
>pause game
>only the grass keeps moving
168086 No.14716299
>>14716291
Is that Mark in the background
cb5c85 No.14716300
>play game
>game has music
411906 No.14716301
>>14716273
what the fuck does this?
3d1d10 No.14716303
417781 No.14716307
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>pause the game
>the penguins keep blinking
d1ae8d No.14716308
411906 No.14716312
>>14716303
Oh, don't know what I was imagining. You can't pause in that game anyway, it's just a menu.
3d1d10 No.14716318
>>14716312
>You can't pause in that game anyway
Yeah pretty much. You just can't move your character because of the menu.
fab2d8 No.14716321
>pause game
>Everything turns gray
1376ee No.14716323
>browse options in game
>every time you press the pad a different sound is played
>if you switch options rapidly you can basically play a small melody
be9778 No.14716325
>>14716318
Are you using a keyboard? I know for a fact that you can still move around while the menu is open, you just can't roll and attack as those buttons are relegated the menu nav.
3d1d10 No.14716330
>>14716325
Never tried keyboard for it. Was told it was hellish to play DS1 on it so I never attempted.
2d192c No.14716333
>>14716248
>Take hands off keyboard and close eyes
>Enemies hit you and you die
be9778 No.14716335
>>14716330
It is You'll notice that you can still move around with the menu open because you can hear the footsteps. That's how I get out of situations while quickswapping weapons and consumables.
1520f3 No.14716337
>pause game
>game doesn't pause
d1ae8d No.14716342
>>14716312
>>14716318
>>14716301
gothic 3 has the weirdest pausing i've ever seen in a game
>can't move
>enemies can move but can't attack
>you can use items, even if you're knocked down on the ground
>you're invincible so you can time opening the menu to dodge projectiles and attacks
be9778 No.14716345
>>14716337
>pause doesn't pause game
>there is a second pause menu in the pause menu that pauses the game
e86741 No.14716347
>pause game
>character takes a nap
2d192c No.14716351
>>14716345
Fucking Nioh
What a good gmae
a5f948 No.14716355
>make greentext thread on /v/
>get no (you)s
3d1d10 No.14716357
>pause game
>takes you to a loading screen
b1b775 No.14716360
>>14716257
>open pause menu
>press alt-z
>gane lags out while The Nvidia GeForce Experience overlay loads
>"this feature is only available for supported games"
Th-thanks.
fb214f No.14716361
>>14716321
>pause game
>Everything turns gay
1376ee No.14716366
>>14716360
why would you press alt + z though? cheats?
b70a7c No.14716367
af9cad No.14716368
>close game
>game has stopped working
47b019 No.14716377
>pause game
>full camera controls while paused
be9778 No.14716378
>close game
>freezes computer
thanks New Vegas, you're my greatest ally
ce0e4f No.14716379
>press peinscreen
>my screen is not printed
8c863a No.14716380
>>14716366
>Why would you press two buttons very close to eachother, which are close to the wrist and in the direct path of the fingers when withdrawing your hands?
3d1d10 No.14716385
>pause game
>paused while loading
>clip through floor
>game crashes
d1ae8d No.14716387
>>14716379
what were you excepting from the peinscreen button?
1376ee No.14716391
>>14716380
Is this a picture of your hand?
fb214f No.14716397
>>14716368
>Shut down computer
>Game keeps running
9e00b2 No.14716398
>>14716267
>post hooktube link
>it still leads to your giantess fetish channel
f1b6bd No.14716400
>pause menu
>second option is exit
>exit means exit to desktop
>"yes" and "no" are inverted
>end up closing game when trying to enable subtitles
>game doesn't auto-save
59ae9c No.14716420
>>14716238
>want to stop playing game after making progress
>decide to save(and exit)/go to bonfire or shrine/checkpoint
>game crashes
9e49a3 No.14716422
>pause game
>certain animations/particle effects keep moving
84f975 No.14716427
>Pause game
>Game closes
Fuckin japs
4b2157 No.14716434
>>14716238
>pause game
>retarded jew starts singing
2aa8b5 No.14716439
>pause game
>music is a new track that riffs more quietly off of the main theme
e0f6e6 No.14716444
>try to pause game
>all games since 2012 are mandatory multiple player and can't pause
7b0cc0 No.14716445
51e104 No.14716447
>Reading Game Manual for (mort the chicken?) on PS1
>Start button: "Freezes time"
>It's just the fucking pause button
Even earthbound didn't make 4th wall breaking jokes like that. It
s stuck with me all these years.
1aa08f No.14716448
>pause game
>can manipulate the camera around while paused
c7cd3c No.14716456
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>pause game reflexively when scary stuff happens
>some games have either no pause button or will disable pauses at certain points
c282de No.14716498
>>14716254
>Game Crashes
>Uninstalls itself
51e104 No.14716510
>>14716456
>That second towards the end when he made sounds like mike matei's version of the joker
Classic.
c6b447 No.14716516
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>>14716273
>>14716301
I'll do you one weirder with the opposite.
>pause game
>whole game stops
>player maintains direction and velocity for duration of pause
>but loses hitbox
H O W L O N G C A N Y O U M O V E I N S T O P P E D T I M E ?
dc6381 No.14716536
>>14716498
What is Warframe?
29647d No.14716548
>>14716307
>mario and peach's blinking are intertwined
1652ad No.14716559
>pause game
>"Number one or number two?"
ae7d21 No.14716565
>Watching cutscene
>Presses the start button to pause
>Game skips cutscene
c282de No.14716574
>>14716536
Vermintide 2 at release, read that on a patch note and just kinda went "glad that didn't happen to me."
ce0e4f No.14716589
>>14716581
How the fuck do you shit and not pee? Is this a tranny meme?
34727f No.14716597
> FPS, uses mouse look
> Moving your mouse makes your weapon sway with a small delay before moving where it should.
>>14716301
UT99 would do this if you disabled the background pause image. Fire effects, I think scrolling textures, and animated sprites.
476262 No.14716607
>Layers upon layers of screens with no way to resume with a single button
>Cancel button defaults to quitting the game instead of unpausing
>Holding the pause button for too long does the same thing
206086 No.14716629
>pause game
>accidentally hit quit
>oh thank god it's asking me for confirmation
>UI is different from the rest of the menu
>yes or no
>they're just different colours
>can't tell which one is the current highlighted one
>pressing left or right makes no difference because it just loops
>it's a game with no saves during levels
14716589
I would also want to know this
83b707 No.14716647
>>14716516
>Pause Ahead
yes
76a319 No.14716662
>build a team full of girls
>nothing but femenism
b79177 No.14716671
>>14716398
>giantess fetish
You into smells too, faggot?
cd0e2b No.14716689
>>14716662
no game does this
b79177 No.14716713
>>14716689
The new ghostbusters game, i can only assume.
2d192c No.14716716
>Final/Optional boss is a massive difficulty spike in an otherwise easy game
cb57e5 No.14716718
>pause game
>actually close the game because esc is exit, and p is pause
>learn this
>close game again at crucial moment because muscle memory
2cc721 No.14716787
>pauses game
>makes character jump again when unpausing
>repeat till you skip half the game or reach to the endgame
Buggy as hell but surely satisfying.
db62be No.14716799
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>pause game
>schoolbully wario mocks me
895996 No.14716812
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>>14716799
<he apologize after 52 mins
69ea0d No.14716958
>>14716516
what an extremely pretentious and nihilistic story.
I was willing to give this game a try but holy fuck its just too pretentious
69ea0d No.14716963
>pause game
>the game makes the spritework invisible so you cannot cheat with slow motion by spamming/turbo controller the pause button
e2fdc3 No.14716973
>Alt-tab out
>Sound still plays in background
b620e5 No.14717089
>>14716254
>Game lets you save
>Saving requires the use of a finite resource, that is scarcer on harder difficulties.
c6b447 No.14717091
1680ff No.14717106
>>14716498
>Uninstall game
>It deletes everything in the folder instead of only game files
I lost a lot of data because of this when I installed a shitty game directly on Program Files by mistake
69ea0d No.14717128
>starting a thread with shitty shonen reaction images of generic anime girl antagonist
007343 No.14717133
>>14717128
>says the nigger posting shill AI
397e9b No.14717159
>>14716973
>Tab out
>Game automatically pauses
>Game has unskippable cutscenes
9534f5 No.14717166
>Pause game
>Unpause game
>Game immediately cuts back in without a second or two to get my fingers in the right position first
96b6fa No.14717172
>>14717128
>Calls an amazing yandere generic
>Posts a girl that is possibly the most generic anime-style girl of all time, designed by committee to appeal to as many people as possible
538e18 No.14717175
>>14717106
I remember some story like that posted here some months ago.
The game company had the game all ready to go, all that's needed was to sell it.
Some remote office, Japan IIRC, found a bug where uninstall.exe deleted everything in install folder instead of just game files
This means what happened in your case could happen.
There was a decision to either recall all that shit to update the code or just pass it on as a patch.
The company recalled the product, added in the update before shipping and selling it
2d9f26 No.14717179
>>14716662
Rainbow 6 Siege does that
538e18 No.14717181
cb57e5 No.14717201
>pause during cutscene
>you can't pause during cutscenes in this 2015+ game
>skips cutscene instead
b620e5 No.14717209
f0415a No.14717216
>>14717091
>>14717089
I haven't played it yet, but Kingdom Come does that as well. Though from what I've heard from /v/ it's not difficult at all to manage your saving resource and it's more a filter for absolute retards than anything you have to worry about or plan ahead.
f26fa7 No.14717231
>>14716238
>Alt-tab
>Game's sounds still playing
7d1cab No.14717264
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >Pause game
>RNG counter keeps ticking
>They see you behind the screen
b620e5 No.14717272
>>14717216
Cant you just buy more though? In RE the tapes were literally finite.
8e8c28 No.14717290
>be a cuckchan fag
>make a stupid thread
b620e5 No.14717293
>>14717290
>be anon
>dont report threads
>don't make your own quality threads
>bitch about other threads
>everything is everyone elses fault
e05b98 No.14717299
>Want to quit playing
>Save game
>Go to quit
>Game asks if you want to save again
Ah old computer games
80b10e No.14717303
>pause game
>drums and bass stop playing
>music sound more relaxing
Thanks Automata
e05b98 No.14717305
>>14716787
>He unironically played Sonic Boom
80b10e No.14717317
>>14716301
Lot of old 3D games. Effects and animations kept going but things usueally didnt move from their place. Outcast is good example, even the remake has it.
ad12a8 No.14717354
>pause game
>alt-tab
>eternal blackscreen
66743f No.14717357
>>14716516
I remember playing this game on stream as a recommendation, remember the final boss took as long as every level before it.
fadace No.14717376
>>14717354
>alt-tab into source game
>TCKTCKTCKTCKTCKBSHBSHBSHBSHBOOMBOOMBOOOMBOOM
>hl2.exe has stopped working
76a319 No.14717386
>racing game
>game lets you sit in the backseat of the car when you're in the garage.
a5b23c No.14717463
>Press ESC to pause game
>Pressing ESC a second time closes the game instead of unpausing
844b09 No.14717565
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>>14717128
i wish i had a witty response to this bait
1834d5 No.14717587
>>14717354
>alt tab of the game
>eternal blackscreen
>CTRL ALT DELETE
>try to open task manager
>game overlaps task manager
>still black screen
>press windows button
>still black screen
>alt tab few times
>no luck
>CTRL ALT DELETE again
>open task manager
>quickly push alt tab to switch to task manager
>task manager finally opens outside of black screen
>mouse disappeared
>have to navigate task manager without mouse
>use keyboard keys to shut down the program
>shut down wrong program
80b10e No.14717598
>>14717587
>not using ctrl+shift+escape
b6232a No.14717599
>>14717376
Man it's a 15 year old engine be glad it still somewhat works
23509d No.14717605
>>14717133
>>14717172
It's not even true AI. It's false advertising!
c1d75c No.14717652
>Take rifle
>There is an actual animations for picking it up
740664 No.14717667
>>14717599
it never worked in the first place, it's a fucking pile of shit
25edca No.14717669
>>14717667
Still performed better than shit like Unreal or Unity.
70b6a7 No.14717670
>>14717652
>picking plants
>interrupts the game with an scene of you crouching and picking the plant every single time
aaac61 No.14717673
>>14717231
>Alt-tab
>game crashes instantly
b6232a No.14717682
>>14717669
That's not true. It's just that Valve knows how to optimize a game.
025ba0 No.14717689
>start game
>keybinds are perfect by default
49ee1d No.14717690
>>14717673
>play game
>screen freezes
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT
<moshi moshi blue screen desu
8ac25d No.14717705
>>14717673
>full screen mode
>alt tab
>instantly on desktop
>go back into game
>takes 2 minutes
fucking source engine
686648 No.14717706
>>14717689
I call bullshit on this more than anything else ITT.
>Press "C" to crouch!
I will not press C to crouch, on the grounds that I am not a low-functioning retard. I will press Ctrl to crouch, just as God intended.
fed22b No.14717715
>>14717706
A lot of games use control to crouch by default. Anon's saying it's nice when they do use the proper keybindings, not that every game does it.
6444b4 No.14717730
>>14717706
>game only has crouch toggle
df0a1f No.14717731
>>14717690
That
BBBBRRRRRRTTTTTTT
is one of the most terrifying sounds in existence. Only surpassed by the harrowing silence afterwards when your computer reboots.
b6232a No.14717735
>>14717706
C to crouch works in every game that isn't an FPS
ac80cf No.14717740
>pause game
>game keeps playing but in slow-motion
2f5c25 No.14717747
>>14716498
>game crashes
>files corrupted, have to reinstall
>game update rolls in
>files corrupted, try to fix via online file check
>still crashes
>use repair utility from disc installer
>werks
GTA V's PC port is amazing
2b8a9a No.14717756
>>14716581
Great game that was.
686648 No.14717773
>>14717715
I know what he's saying, I'm saying no game manages to get them all right.
bef215 No.14717774
>>14716548
No, that's just lazy programing.
bef215 No.14717779
>>14717670
Hey, Gothic did it first. KCD has nothing on that game.
de027f No.14717780
>>14717605
Her name is AI, what kind of ai is called AI? How many AIs do you know that are eceleb whores? Looks like you're the one that tricked yourself.
2b8a9a No.14717781
>>14717690
>play game using controller
>accidentally tug on the USB cable of the controller so that it quickly disconnects and reconnects
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>blue screen
Thanks Rocket League.
d8998c No.14717784
>>14717780
Ai is a real Japanese girl's name genius.
fe254a No.14717832
>pause game
>if you don't do anything for a long time a screamer activates
fed22b No.14717834
>>14717832
What game? The only one I know where a screamer shows up if you idle is Spooky's Jumpscare Whatever but that's not on a pause menu.
30425a No.14717841
>pause game
>can't unpause, you're forced to give up
I can't believe that shit
794155 No.14717851
>>14717376
This is why I learned to NEVER play a source game in fullscreen, only windowed borderless.
b620e5 No.14717872
>>14717587
>>14717598
>Not just rebooting pc
d96016 No.14717877
> X button on playstation is bottom
> X button on Xbox is left
> X button on Nintendo is on top WHERE IT FUCKING SHOULD BE
> the X button is always blue
> but the button on the right is always the red button
and
> nintendo games use A (right) for confirm and B (bottom) for cancel
> microsoft and sony use bottom for confirm and right for cancel
> some jap games didn't swap the buttons around when being released in the west
> burgers from burgerland returned games to gamestop because they couldn't get past the title screen because X was not confirm
but aside from that autism
> get your weapon upgraded
> weapon now makes a heavier, meatier "whoosh" sound when you swing it
0a0cc1 No.14717880
>unpause game
>game counts down for three seconds before actually unpausing the game so you can get ready
d78a27 No.14717885
>close game
>games audio keeps playing
f89b13 No.14717890
>Alt+f4
>game crashes
y-you too
d78a27 No.14717898
>>14717890
>alt+f4
>game doesn't close
>pull up task manager to end task
>still doesn't close
>have to shut the computer down and restart
4384dc No.14717905
>>14717872
>Upload image
>It's has compression artifacts
b620e5 No.14717913
Oh wait, just remembered one.
>Forced tutorial section of game
>"To get to objectives quicker, you can ride horses"
>Big fucking open world map
>commands are all over the keyboard in weird areas, in true jrpg fashion
>To call horse, press the horse button
b620e5 No.14717919
>>14717905
>not just uploading thumbnails
4384dc No.14717924
>>14717919
>Implying I won't waifu2x the fuck out of that too
1631e4 No.14717957
>Game doesn't have pause.
974314 No.14717990
>>14717880
>pause game during a bossfight
>10 minutes later
>unpause game
>boss immediately grabs me
>it's a unique move
>secret cutscene starts
>boss asks the player character how would he like her to put an end to his manhood
9f6127 No.14717992
>>14717565
i wanna fug toga
88dd83 No.14717994
>There's a roll
>rolling feels good
>it is faster than walking
>you can easily mash it to get everywhere very fast
I miss when game makers were okay with you being able to press buttons along the way and not making it cumbersome to do anything than press forward on the control stick.
896076 No.14718005
>>14717990
What a bizarre game.
466e4d No.14718083
>>14717990
What game even? Or are you jut making an epic lol?
>>14717994
>want to get from point A from point B as fast as possible
>have to roll around like an idiot because they made it faster than actually running
That was retarded, rolls should be for tactical moments when you need an instant but short speed boost to actually dodge shit.
0a9460 No.14718084
>difficult level
>keep save scumming
>player character mocks you for it
>fingers keep cramping up in a platforming game
>take hands off keyboard
>put them on a controller instead
>kip the intro or delete .bik files
>menu doesn't have lengthy animated transitions
>can navigate the menu options and start the game blind without even reading anything
>game pauses and/or mutes itself when you alt-tab or minimize it
>meme spacing and not giving a fuck about it
b26a6e No.14718088
>press pause button during cutscene
>skips entire cutscene and boss battle starts
>youre fighting an ally and you have no idea why.
ea6758 No.14718094
>pause game
>it's just the main menu
9e00b2 No.14718100
>>14717780
Maybe the AI's actual name is Al
80b10e No.14718111
>>14718084
>keep save scumming
>player character mocks you for it
Postal 2 is one of those games that does that, never gets old.
d96016 No.14718115
> perfectly time your button presses instead of mashing the button
> get a small stamina buff
Lords of the Fallen did one thing right.
>>14717913
> keyboard doesn't have a dedicated horse button
as a member of the landed gentry i mock your peasantry
>>14718021
There was a Wing Commander game that did this and flashed an error message on close and the devs couldn't figure out what was causing it, so they edited the crash window to say "thanks for playing" as if they meant it to happen.
ae5bae No.14718116
>pause game
>a funky/catchy beat plays
0a9460 No.14718125
>>14718115
>devs couldn't figure out what was causing it, so they edited the crash window to say "thanks for playing" as if they meant it to happen.
fucking techies
887e23 No.14718138
>>14717756
>Foreskin
Remind me of that anon who tried to circumcise himself with a pair of scissors.
d9e580 No.14718140
>pause game
>a single "click" echoes into the silence
>unpause game
>sound takes a fraction of a second to fade back in instead of starting up immediately
62c1e7 No.14718143
>>14716379
Gotta be some shit OS. Print Screen button does precisely that, sends a picture of your screen to the printer.
14932d No.14718151
>>14717990
>cropped
You are really busting my nuts here, anon.
What game too?
3410cf No.14718153
Just get up and go when I have to take a shit because the game is always paused when I'm not pressing keys.
b26a6e No.14718160
>unpause game
>get a 3-2-1-GO! countdown before action begins again.
2edded No.14718174
>Pause soul calibur.
>The eyeball on soul edge moves around and blinks, even when paused.
>Mfw.
f70d9c No.14718212
>bring up item menu
>everything pauses
>you can pick any healing item and use it immediately
Even worse,
>want to change teammate attacks
>need to pause game and access teammate inventory to do so
>in an action game
>>14717272
You can even craft them yourself but initially you need to learn the recipe and do it step by step, eventually you'll get enough level to autocraft it, and if memory serves you get 3 per recipe.
>>14718151
>You are really busting my nuts here, anon.
Fuck you faggot, you know exactly what this is.
b9129b No.14718214
>>14717376
>Exit steam game from main menu
>hl2.exe has stopped working
ok
62c1e7 No.14718229
>change graphics settings
>nothing has changed
>it still looks like it's on lowest
>it still runs like it's on highest
Linux ports are worse than PC ports.
62c1e7 No.14718236
>>14718229
Oh I forgot to mention that Windows machine runs this game on highest at 3 times the framerate.
e3829b No.14718245
>pause game
>characters continue their idle animation
a93531 No.14718252
>delete intro videos
>game crashes
>replace with <1 second long clips
>game still crashes
nightmare mode:
>intro videos are embedded in the .exe
>modifying it sets off the anticheat and gets you banned from the multiplayer
d9e580 No.14718256
>>14718252
you forgot
>studio logo video is some cute/edgy animation that's ~30s long
>intro videos are 2x as loud as everything else
49ee1d No.14718303
>>14717877
>>burgers from burgerland returned games to gamestop because they couldn't get past the title screen because X was not confirm
<gone_hollow.webm
082d4e No.14718369
082d4e No.14718388
>>14716589
Maybe she already peed?
7eaf16 No.14718411
>>14716301
Phantasy Star Online.
0d734c No.14718413
>constantly bitch about and sage template threads
>except for this one XDDD
/v/ shows its hypocrisy yet again
7eaf16 No.14718423
6fe636 No.14718494
>>14716434
>pause game
>retarded jew starts singing
>after an hour he apologizes and stops
df0a1f No.14718714
>>14718212
what the fuck is happening there
23509d No.14718721
>>14717780
Isn't it spelled A.I.? It's a bit misleading.
6bf8c2 No.14718731
>>14718714
read the title faggot, cat got zapped
2b8a9a No.14718737
>>14718212
Cats are so fucking retarded, man. Jesus.
df0a1f No.14718754
>>14718731
how tho
Is the protection code for that lamp just "Africa" or something
c2ebd8 No.14718768
>>14718212
>cat tastes zeus cock
b7e27e No.14718799
>>14717990
Goddammit. Tried google-fu and tiny eye and got 0 results on the image.
476262 No.14718829
>>14718799
Artist is SpaceJin. Be warned he mostly does ballbusting stuff.
>>14718721
Japs pronounce shit like UFO as "Yuufo".>8
493df9 No.14718835
>>14716345
>pause game
>can't because pause is a selection in a menu
>need to open menu, scroll to "Pause" and select it
493df9 No.14718853
>>14716444
>checked
>game is multiplayer
>on team A, if you're idle for 60 seconds, you're auto kicked
>on team B, same thing, but if you go to specific locations, you can be idle all round
>get to be team A
>have to go do [other thing]
>[other thing] burns out your timer
>stuck as team B all night
0c5c3d No.14718868
>>14717877 (Checked)
> burgers from burgerland returned games to gamestop because they couldn't get past the title screen because X was not confirm
I want to think this is just delicious bait, but we all know how stupid my fellow Americans are.
>play windowed borderless mode
>alt-tab while game loads
>now task bar is in front of the game
6e2eb6 No.14718875
>Unskippable cutscenes
>Unskippable credits
17abe9 No.14718883
>>14717877
>sony use bottom for confirm and right for cancel
X being cancel and O being confirm are very commonly held notions in Japan, Sony did it right at least for a while
493df9 No.14718885
>>14716559
>pause game
>Choose quit
<Do you really want to quit?
>[yes]
>[no]
>[I don't know]
>[maybe}
>[kinda]
>pick yes
<Aww, we'll miss you.
>pick no
<thanks for sticking around!
>pick I Don't Know
<Ask a friend!
>Pick Maybe
<flip a coin?
>Pick Kinda
<I suppose if you're tired or something
ce0e4f No.14718888
>>14718885
>BG2
>Can close game normally
>Or you can hit alt-f4 to exit quickly from any screen
>"Are you sure you want to quit? Boo will miss you…"
895246 No.14718889
>>14718868
>press select
>can't resume because you don't know the language the game is in
Thanks, Double Dragon 3
2b8a9a No.14718891
>>14718875
>>Unskippable credits
>keep watching to see if something happens after the credits
>goes back to main menu
493df9 No.14718893
>>14716966
>looks down
>gets a spoiler
aa1d1e No.14718904
476262 No.14718908
>>14718875
I'm reminded of MGR. Apparently a small nation worked on that game.
69ea0d No.14718909
>pause game
>The love interest NTRs your childhood friend who has a long-time crush on the MC
fb248c No.14718910
>pause game
>you play 90% of the game on the pause screen
895996 No.14718917
>>14718875
>>14718891
>Unskippable Credits
This was the worst part of MGR, and when people asked if Platinum could patch in a credits skip, Platinum was like
>"I guess we made a pretty good game if that's all people want?"
<they then proceeded to never patch in a credits skip for a game that has 5 difficulties and 3 playable campaigns, in a game from a genre that encourages endless replayability
be9778 No.14718923
>>14718875
>MIYAZAKI-SAN! ROOK HOW MUCH EFFORT WE PUT IN DARK SOURS TWOOOOOO!
<Make credits rast ten minutes and make them unskippabre
Truly, a real artisan of our age.
>>14718909
>NTR
2b8a9a No.14718924
493df9 No.14718928
>>14717994
>>14718083
>game makers become aware of the roll-to-go-faster in their games
>next game
>roll button is now Sprint button
>except in combat where it's still combat roll
fb248c No.14718930
>>14718923
is that so much of a nuisance though? why not take a break after doing the final boss/mission,etc, like just go and have a glass of water
be9778 No.14718937
>>14718930
I was sitting there because I accidentally skipped the final cutscene where I took the throne. I also wanted to get into NG+ as fast as possible. I don't have time to read hundreds of Jap names and the occasional Goldberg.
493df9 No.14718939
>>14718111
>put in cheat codes
>game gets aware of it
>deletes your saved game after warning you
>pause game to put in cheats
>after 3 button presses, the game knows what code you're using
>calls you a pussy if you use invincibility
>calls you a wimp if you put in all guns
>calls you a wimp if you max out your HP
>if you put in god mode, character rattles off all of his insults and then refuses to have anymore smarmy quips the rest of the game, leaving the game a bizarrely dark experience
fb248c No.14718942
>>14718928
just make the sprint faster than the roll duh, but make it have a bit of a startup so its not useful to evade like the rolls
493df9 No.14718946
>>14718904
The screenshot or the looking down part?
493df9 No.14718950
>>14718942
The sprint IS faster than the roll and even between stamina recharges, will get you faster than rolling everywhere.
aa1d1e No.14718954
>>14718946
The screenshot.
571cac No.14718955
>>14716291
THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
493df9 No.14718962
>>14718754
>cat shoves foot inbetween loose bulb and socket while climbing on lamp
>connection happens
>retarded fems watch cat scream as it's electrocuted and don't try to unplug lamp
>watch it fry because tards
c9baae No.14718967
>>14716291
Is the fat guy's arm (the one in the very back with the nigger) an edit? It's like it's not attached to the right part of his body.
2b8a9a No.14718970
>>14718962
bro they're kids, you expect them to logically think when they see their cat being fried?
493df9 No.14718971
>>14718858
in the friday the 13th game, if you're idle for 60 seconds, you're auto kicked. Unless if you're a counselor and sitting in a hiding spot, which you can stay in all round if you want. So you could feasibly go in one and sit there all round
69ea0d No.14718977
>pause hentai game
>the girl is still moaning, but holding it there
>if you take too long she asks you please continue while enthuthiastic or moaning (if you didnt fill meter too much yet) or if you are already near climax, hands down begs you to please continue pounding her with the cock.
>If you pause near climax she says "no please don't stop now ahh!!!~~~"
895246 No.14718978
>like game
>beat game
>beat game again couple of years later
>start playing the game again
>beat a few chapters then lose all progress due to reasons
>no cheat codes to skip ahead
Max, baby, I love you, but I can't keep replaying the same few levels over and over again.
Same goes for Vice City.
493df9 No.14718991
>>14718923
>>14718875
>credits can be skipped
>there is an achievement for seeing the credits to the end
>you can choose to see the credits from the opening screen
>The credits are nearly 30 minutes long because the game went through development hell, jumped through several companies, had shitloads of product placement and advertisements leading up to release, and some retard decided to put all the foreign credits in with the local credits
493df9 No.14719006
493df9 No.14719009
>>14718970
I'd expect them to do more than stare at it and jump up and down while screaming like agitated apes.
031543 No.14719010
>Get to the end of the credits.
>There's a picture of all the nip devs
>"Thank you for playing"
18ea39 No.14719012
>>14716291
There can only be one true Horatio.
2b8a9a No.14719018
>>14719009
Well I'm sorry for your autism.
f1b6bd No.14719020
>>14719010
>end of the credits
>"And you"
b00627 No.14719021
>>14719010
>End Credits
>In game characters have fake bloopers as if it was a movie
844b09 No.14719029
>>14718835
isn't that to prevent frame perfect hijinx?
ce0e4f No.14719035
>>14718212
Did it get electrocuted or something? Jesus
fb248c No.14719046
>>14718212
why are you faggots watching little girls streams?
f0415a No.14719050
>>14719010
>>14719020
>>14719021
>playable credit section
>finish credit sequence
>dance music video
f06c19 No.14719073
>>14716400
I swear I had this exact thing happen to me while playing Ys: Origins
a78497 No.14719082
>pause game
>game has a different pause music for each track
Death Rally, mod music. yummy
f6bb0e No.14719103
>>14719046
Loli is pretty popular around these parts.
007343 No.14719115
23509d No.14719141
>>14719020
>>14719050
>credits theme is a remix of all the main themes in the game
69ea0d No.14719155
>>14719141
paper mario did this
the parades of SMRPG, paper mario and paper mario TTYD were so great
08c1d5 No.14719243
493df9 No.14719285
>>14719243
Duke Nukem time to Kill.
Game is surprisingly dark when Duke suddenly stops talking.
ce0e4f No.14719307
>>14719298
>Oh the dream
Did you mean Hopes and Dreams?
b00627 No.14719319
>>14719307
Thats the brother of that youtuber's art style.
493df9 No.14719343
>>14719029
I think it's because the game series isn't built around pausing during a mission.
887e23 No.14719356
>>14718212
Cat is fine. Just flipped out when it got stuck under the lampshade.
29b3e5 No.14719418
>>14717730
>game only has aim down site toggle
>no option for reticle
506de2 No.14719461
>>14719298
THAT I HAD LAST NIGHT
de027f No.14719476
>>14719298
>>14719461
The voice clip itself is like 20 seconds long. I mean it's not bad but the rest of the ost leaves a bigger impression.
506de2 No.14719480
>>14719476
>I mean it's not bad but the rest of the ost leaves a bigger impression
that's your opinion the rest of the ost is great, 3cucks just understand
5d9c21 No.14719616
>>14718917
the unkskippable credits is the only thing I hate about MGR
abb913 No.14719706
>>14716238
>pause game
>dieIRL
>>14718084
>meme spacing and not giving a fuck about it
Reddit please go.
>>14718413
>/v/ is one person
Nice job outing yourself cuckchan.
3f74dc No.14719714
>>14718411
But you can still move while navigating the menu in PSO.
0373e8 No.14719759
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14716387
I expect it to shatter the monitor glass. Nothing less.
>excepting
Fuck off, Dolan.
9164cd No.14719797
>>14716307
This is some advanced fucking autism. Genuinely impressed
6d1655 No.14720131
>>14717354
>game goes to loading screen
>alt-tab and check up on something while it loads
>it actually stops the game's loading until it you tab back into it
1bf4d9 No.14720425
>>14720415
Here, use this next time.
b8e972 No.14720505
>game doesn't allow you to alt-f4
>have to save and go to the main menu
>wait through a painfully long loading screen
>select quit game
>"Are you sure?"
>Yes
>"Really?"
>YES
>has an unskippable cutscene that plays when you quit
492019 No.14720882
>>14716589
>Not completing your shit, wiping, washing your hands, and exiting the bathroom before re-entering to complete your piss separately
6c3aad No.14720935
>open 8chan /v/
>it is a reaction image thread
1bf4d9 No.14720957
>>14720935
>8chan /v/
I hope you're not implying there is some other /v/ you frequent.
6c3aad No.14721046
>>14720957
After krautchan died rip, unfortunately not, but old habits die hard
cb57e5 No.14721611
b620e5 No.14721628
>Game has active modding community
>Steal the mod communities ideas and implement them poorly in next game
>Don't bother with plot, thinking people will be satisfied with the mods
>Call people entitled and hackers when they complain
b620e5 No.14721632
Another
>Make game about the heroes journey
>Let you get a waifu, live a happy life, become a hero
>Get cucked out of your waifu
>Can't interact with any friends you made by the end
>Forced to be all alone except with an annoying puppet beside you
>Only way out is to an-hero
>Point of the game is to fucking kill yourself
>Puppet steals your body and your waifu at the end
f1c0e3 No.14721650
>>14718875
>credits that you don't want to skip
too bad the series started going downhill the moment this song ended
bf3d27 No.14721665
>last level is a different perspective on another from earlier in the game
>game ends in neon lights as you fall to the ground
>get to the end of the credits
>another scene
>THIS JUST IN NUKES INBOUND
>there's more credits set to more music while the rest of the cast gets nuked
>for the dear old flag I die
One of my favorite endings, right on up there with the Nier endings.
b620e5 No.14721705
>>14721690
>only option is "ok"
>No "no" option.
1bf4d9 No.14721708
>>14721705
Nigger it's not the window for buying anything, it's a notice. It's not asking a question.
f1c0e3 No.14721709
>>14721665
>series all about time travel
>later game in the series shows a scene from an earlier game from a different perspective
>>14721690
don't fucking remind me
7aa765 No.14721713
>>14721632
This is Dragon's Dogma, right?
b620e5 No.14721716
>>14721708
Fuck you, I should be able to tell the greedy kikes to fuck off.
>>14721713
It is.
1bf4d9 No.14721720
>>14721716
What the fuck are you even going on about? That's like getting a message in a game that says "your ships are under attack" and asking where your no button is.
5ad389 No.14721726
>>14716238
Who gives a fuck?
c7f4cb No.14721749
>running into wall
>character actually puts their hands out and pushes up against it instead of being stuck in the same looping run animation
f0415a No.14721755
>>14721749
Gravity Rush? I really liked a lot of its animations and modeling.
c7f4cb No.14721771
>>14721755
Even Conker's Bad Fur Day had it.
c8880c No.14721806
>>14721755
Super Mario 64 you underage bag of soy
4ff052 No.14722531
>pause game
>get deep into menus to change equipment or techniques
>mash b to exit menus
>use heal item bound to b
I know you just need to press start and you're straight back into the game, but I always forgot.
43ccbe No.14725097
>beat the game on hardest difficulty
>get the real, canonic ending
00a410 No.14728588
>>14718917
>some gaijin telling an obvious Jap what a Japanese perspective is
I'm dumbfounded. There's too many layers of insanity here. How do you sit down and think like that, is this brain damage? I have a desire to put that person into time out, just have them stand in a corner thinking about what they've done.
0f3e92 No.14729042
>game has always let you pause when in single player, making it possibly the most comfy game to play/pause while listening to podcasts or doing other background things
>new iteration removes this because lol ur always online. Why don't you want to pay monthly to play online, goyim?
MHW a shit.