== Friendly reminder that Kotaku is just as Butt hurt over people making fun of Nu-god of war Kratos as Cuckchan /v/ == https://web.archive.org/web/20180426185045/https://Kotamu.com (please use archive.is)m/boy-read-this-the-internet-pokes-fun-at-kratos-

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Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 18:57:56 1c1006 No.14701821

Friendly reminder that Kotaku is just as Butt hurt over people making fun of Nu-god of war Kratos as Cuckchan /v/

https://web.archive.org/web/20180426185045/https://Kotamu.com (please use archive.is)m/boy-read-this-the-internet-pokes-fun-at-kratos-in-god-1825510894

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 18:59:41 d38625 No.14701828

GLUG GLUG GLUG

FUCK MY WIFE ARES

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 18:59:49 f652b9 No.14701829

4chan doesn't like it when you make fun of new Kratos? Since when?

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:00:38 affdff No.14701831

ARES, GIVE ME LABO AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:00:57 86deee No.14701835

>>14701829

Cuckchan is sonygger central. You should know this since you're clearly from there.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:01:20 a7e9f6 No.14701836

>>14701821

Im sick and tired of this god of war bullshit.

My youtube feed is filled with god of war videos even though i have never seen a single god of war video.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:01:52 9e43a9 No.14701838

>>14701836

>youtube feed

use hooktube, newfag

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:01:58 7cfd9d No.14701839

File: 3c55ea3012e00e2⋯.gif (695.27 KB, 620x620, 1:1, 6aef258ab255bf6c2787cb96df….gif)

Why should we care about Kotaku's dick sucking exactly?

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:02:02 1b2c02 No.14701840

Can westerners please ==try== to make a good game for once?

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:02:49 1c1006 No.14701844

File: 9e3f38cb4f8a5a2⋯.jpg (2.31 MB, 2288x4232, 286:529, faces of cuckchan v.jpg)

>>14701829

>Since when?

Neogaf mods on 4chan now censoring soyboy because it backfired hard on sony fanboys.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:04:10 efa6d9 No.14701846

>>14701840

>He hasn't played FC5

The Western Industry is improving, PS4 Pro has a good library, not their fault you're too poor to afford it.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:05:14 595913 No.14701849

File: 2c32733dd4b057e⋯.jpg (87.04 KB, 649x439, 649:439, God of Soy.jpg)

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:05:57 a7e9f6 No.14701850

>>14701838

Why would i want to to give funding to cuckhold porn?

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:06:00 b7cf0c No.14701851

File: ba5fa5ed2d49dca⋯.png (206.24 KB, 853x479, 853:479, I_can_not_stop_laughing.png)

>>14701846

>shilling for ubisoft

>The Western Industry is improving

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:06:56 4bcc01 No.14701855

>>14701821

She's not angry. She's just compiling shitty memes that she actually liked.

Fake and gay. Kill yourself.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:06:59 1c1006 No.14701856

>>14701849

>Even Microsoft haven't rebooted Master chief as a literal cuckhold raising his wife son

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:08:33 9e43a9 No.14701859

>>14701850

this is the most nonsensical retardation I have heard

its an API to give you privacy and features that one would actually use such as downloading

>funding

there's no ads on hooktube

>cuckhold porn

makes no sense

you're giving ad money and data to jewgle and youtube, hooktube is protection against that

>>14701851

>not being able to recognize an obvious bait/shitpost

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:09:02 659144 No.14701860

File: f1d54020de9e53d⋯.png (944.93 KB, 900x675, 4:3, i'dfugthat.png)

>>14701851

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:10:05 d4c8fc No.14701864

File: f730e8fedbac223⋯.jpg (77.19 KB, 384x313, 384:313, 356863.jpg)

Well I thought it was fun.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:11:00 b7cf0c No.14701865

File: 0223bb63ae48dbc⋯.gif (20.82 KB, 180x150, 6:5, killme.gif)

>>14701859

honestly i can't tell anymore with the amount of cuckchan newfags.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:11:21 d855a6 No.14701867

Since OP is a faggot who can't archive correctly http://archive.is/ALEmH

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:16:18 ca7639 No.14701875

File: eb327b37788bc65⋯.png (878.99 KB, 815x905, 163:181, image.png)

>kotaku

Dubs

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:21:41 f02463 No.14701886

>>14701829

Most of the Soychan mods are ex-NeoFag moderators, when the soy meme was applied to the sonyniggers the flipped the fuck out and word filtered 'soyboy' into 'basedboy'

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:27:48 c58dfb No.14701895

So what exactly is wrong with this game? Don't take this post as saying I don't think anything is wrong with it, I just don't have a clue about it.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:29:15 4bcc01 No.14701898

>>14701895

>Don't take this post as saying I don't think anything is wrong with it,

I love how you have to preface it like that because you're scared of getting blacklash over just asking about it.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:29:44 57f75d No.14701901

>>14701840

Its like you think AAA is the only games that exist.

It's like you're a casual or normalfag or something.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:35:08 f02463 No.14701917

>>14701895

The combat is still a button masher but now it is slower, the animations are less amusing, the son is boring and is just there to spew lore at you, the "snowy mountain" environment is boring and bland, laughable enemy variety and trash weapon variety.

The only reason people praise it is because of the Father & Son meme and because the action sequences look cool

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:35:17 c58dfb No.14701918

>>14701898

What? Usually when someone asks that their implication is that its fine so it makes perfect sense to clarify.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:39:21 4e623c No.14701932

>>14701917

>The combat is still a button masher but now it is slower

You still had the ability to do varied combos in 1-3 there just wasn't any incentive to do it and the game never even tried to push you toward trying it in any way, I don't think this one even has that at all.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:42:09 2c8f97 No.14701943

File: dbdd264f396a10c⋯.gif (6.32 MB, 480x204, 40:17, 1448.gif)

>>14701821

>Butt hurt

>doesn't even archive

to think that anyone would still try to shill kotakooin the current year

and in this place of all

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:46:19 db6b95 No.14701958

>>14701886

Any confirmation about the rumor that /v/ is now ran by former Neofags? Last time I could see into janiteam, it was mopped up by Beam, Berknife and some other guy who weren't that vocal.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:54:41 e09459 No.14701979

File: cb48448178257c5⋯.gif (1.3 MB, 245x280, 7:8, lol.gif)

>>14701875

This God of War crap is dumb, the orioginal games sucked and this is probably shit too.

>that fucking picture tho

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:56:06 4bcc01 No.14701988

>>14701918

> Usually when someone asks that their implication is that its fine

Only on imageboards that implication is a thing

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 19:59:42 c58dfb No.14701996

>>14701988

Last I checked we were currently on an imageboard.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:02:23 1b2c02 No.14702004

File: e472a869b5ee7af⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, salty.webm)

>>14701846

>"The Western Industry is improving"

>recomends another fucking FPS

>ANOTHER

>FUCKING

>EFF

>PEE

>ESS

It's been 26 years since Wolfenstein 3D came out

It's been 20 years since Half-Life came out

It's been 17 years since Halo came out

It's been 11 years since Call of Duty 4 came out

and again

same fucking gun on the right too big for the screen with fucking recharge-jam-on-face-hallway-shooting and OHH LET'S PUT FUCKING XP IN THE FUCKING GAME AND LOOTY TOOTY FUCKY BOXES THAT'LL REVIVE THIS FUCKING PILE OF ASH WHERE A HORSE'S SKELETON USED TO BE OH YEAH

LIMITED AMMO AND GOOD LEVEL DESIGN? LOOK AT US WE DUN MADE IT LIKE THE OLD SHIT! REMEMBER TO BUY THE SEASON PASS!

CO'ER BLIMEY MAKING ACTUAL UNIQUE GUN DESIGNS IS SOOOO HARD SO HERES LIKE 20 TYPES OF AUTOMATIC REAL WORLD RIFLE AN IF YOU BUY THE DLC YOU'LL GET ONE OF THEM OLD GUNS FROM WW2 BACK IN 1986 WHEN THE FRENCH WERE FIGHTING THE FUCKING BRITISH AS WELL AS A FUCKING SKIN FOR A GUN

THAT'S RIGHT:

A

FUCKING

SKIN

ALL TO YOURSELF, LOVE, THAT'S WHAT I CALL VALUE FOR FUCKING MONEY, LOOKIE HERE, THE COLOURS ARE DIFFERENT AND EVERYTHING, ISN'T THAT THE CATS MEOW, AN PEOPLE PAY MONY FOR IT AND EVERYTHING

NOT #PHRESCH ENOUGH FOR YOU? HERES A FUCKING DAB EMOTE YOU LITTLE SHITE CUNT AND DO YOU LIKE MEMES? WELL YOU'LL BE THE FUCKING TALK OF THE FUCKING TOWN WEN YOU SHOW THE FUCKING WORLD YOUR SPRAY OF NYAN CAT JUST FUCKING SPRAY IT ON OUR EMPTY FUCKING DESOLATE BATTLE ROYAL MAP! THAT'S RIGHT FOR AN EXTRA £40 QUID MATE YOU GET TO PLAY A MODE IN A SHOOTER WHERE YOU RUN AROUND A MAP NOT SHOOTING A FUCKING THING

WOW

AMAZING

FUCKING INCREDIBLE

A SHOOTING GAME WHERE YOU DON'T SHOOT?

I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

WOW

STREAM THE FUCKING GAME LAD, SHOW THE WORLD HOW CRINGY YOU AND YOUR DEADBEAT RETARD FRIENDS ARE AND IF SOMEONE KILLS YOU WHILE YOU STREAM DON'T WORRY RETARD WE'LL BAN THE FAGGOT FOR ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME INSTEAD OF BEING A MOUTH BREATHING RETARD SCREAMING INTO A MICROPHONE.

WHY NOT TRY THE SINGLE PLAYER? 8 HOURS OF SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL EXCEPT WE'LL SHOOT THE FISH FOR YOU WITH ALL THESE USELESS ABILITIES THAT ROB YOU OF ALL THAT PESKY GAMEPLAY AND IF SHOOTING THE SAME 3 ENEMY TYPES AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN DOESN'T PUT PRESSURE ON YOUR PROSTATE AND MAKE YOU LEAK FROM YOUR COCK FEEL FREE TO EXPLORE OUR VERY EMPTY MAP WHERE YOU'LL SEE HOW FAR WE CAN PUSH OUR TERRAIN GENERATION ALGORITHM AND SPEEDTREE™ ALL SO YOU CAN FIND LITERAL FUCKING JPEGS OF THINGS TO ACHIEVE 100% COMPLETION.

WOW

EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN A GAME HUH?

PURE QUALITY BRUV.

A REAL REVOLUTION IN GAMING HUH? I CAN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER 26 YEARS OF THIS FUCKING SHIT.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:03:00 57f75d No.14702006

>>14702004

So how many hours you point into FF15?

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:06:18 a0708c No.14702020

>>14701844

>nintendrones deflecting this fucking hard

Get fucked Console Pleb

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:09:42 1b2c02 No.14702036

>>14702006

About 177

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:10:06 fcc192 No.14702039

File: 3714d07c0546582⋯.jpg (448.93 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1520606277110.jpg)

>>14702004

eye opening.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:10:54 fcc192 No.14702043

>>14702020

NeoFag detected

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:16:01 c08be4 No.14702066

File: c86f15142cacb8a⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1273x673, 1273:673, endless trash.png)

>>14702004

>when anon goes buttmad angery

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:16:36 57f75d No.14702067

File: 88f0196cbed43d0⋯.jpg (23.47 KB, 671x361, 671:361, aryanmasterrace.jpg)

>>14702043

You think the majority of people here own consoles?

Why?

I've had the same PC for 8 years with a single upgrade for around $250 3 years ago.

I have access to every game that has been made on PC since the 90s.

I don't need to wait for Sony, Microsoft, or Nintendo to sell me the same game I bought 10-20 years ago.

I can simply download it and play it.

If its on dos and uncompatiable there's probably a fan fix or even better open source version.

This recent influx of East Vs West and constantly talking about consoles like they're relevant is so abnormal, really must be cuck chan and children.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:19:15 86deee No.14702077

>>14702020

>Oh no, my foolproof anti-nintendoomed meme bit me in the ass, how dare anyone point out soyjack applies to my sonybros just as well abloobloo!

Cry more, faggot.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:21:28 57343b No.14702079

Soylent isn't called Soylent because it has soy, it's named after Soylent Green.

Although some flavours of Soylent do contain soya.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:21:30 4bcc01 No.14702081

>>14701996

A shitty one at that.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:22:06 3e6b16 No.14702084

File: 60d3f7df04a861b⋯.png (39.17 KB, 388x300, 97:75, sleep won't fix.PNG)

File: 3a5621432952414⋯.jpg (361.21 KB, 1280x922, 640:461, sleep.jpg)

>>14702004

I like this guy. He says what we're all thinking.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:22:20 f3dce8 No.14702085

File: a44792ebbd9bdf2⋯.png (819.09 KB, 1726x818, 863:409, battletech pronouns.png)

>>14702004

>"The Western Industry is improving"

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:23:00 f67b04 No.14702086

>>14702067

i just play on my pc and have been for 10 years. I generally think most of /v/ are PC people and don't give a shit about consoles but the whole argument over East vs. West is fucking stupid both have good games and both have bad games.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:24:09 895b64 No.14702095

>>14701821

It's shit is gay and it's asshole is full of sick. Bad judenpresse is still press. They are trying to get the dudebros to buy this cancer via this injection. Kill yourself, and leave nobody behind.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:25:01 57f75d No.14702099

>>14702085

>all of western industry is AAA games

This is your brain on console.

>>14702086

I think its when you have only console you have a very limited selection so you gravitate to one or the other.

PC users have so many games it just all blurs together.

Plus people have been playing Nip games on emulators for years, its how I played MH dos.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:25:11 000000 No.14702100

cucked face Kratos. sure it makes sense

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:25:39 f1f616 No.14702102

>>14702086

Sonic just had a worse than halfassed shitbomb so bad it fucking eclipsed 06 despite being playable, which ironically just makes fucking around not even worth it.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:26:12 87232e No.14702107

>>14702067

Why does that deer have the fuck me eyes?

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:29:06 f67b04 No.14702115

>>14702099

I agree emulators helped my backlog a fuckton.

>>14702102

Oh right i forgot about (sonic`s oc:the game).

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:29:23 57f75d No.14702117

>>14702107

So that I would save its likeness forever on my harddrive for its value for posting.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:32:28 c4951d No.14702128

>>14701844

This is why us nintenbros are superior, we don't ban or stop others from having fun with jokes.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:34:37 6b0766 No.14702137

>>14702099

I think if you have only a pc you end up just playing console games on emulators or a grindy meth addict game or mmo or a mediocre online shooter in perpetuity. At least if you are playing emulators you'll end up playing good games. Otherwise all that's left is shitposting on malaysian basket weaving boards about how much better your pc used for emulating children's toys is better than children's toys.

Anonymous 04/26/18 (Thu) 20:37:51 9fb2f1 No.14702151

File: 031292a7251abcf⋯.jpg (50.53 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 031292a7251abcfebec6dad318….jpg)