/v/ - Video Games

me, when i seduced ur mom.

Every PUA I've ever seen talks, acts, and looks like a literal fag.

>>14699173

I've never actually seen a PUA in real life

>>14699173

You mean you've never asked a woman about an imaginary field of strawberries to show her she actually wants sex with a million dudes but her barrier of entry is super high?

Funny how many useless people make a decent living selling methods to do something, like picks to goldrushers. Really makes me thankful I was born with dignity and skills and don't have to live as a sham.

>>14699233

They're pretty much just dudebro normalfags. Kiketube PUAs try to make themselves look cool but these are the kind of people that put up with insufferable high maintenance cunts because "at least I got pussy bruh." They're basically wannabe tough guys that piss away money and act like beta cucks to keep a steady stream of sex. Whites with a nigger-tier muh dick mentality.

>>14699258

What a lazy pussy.

>>14699277

Sipping from a teacup on a pink couch, truly a man's man.

>>14699289

PUAs are full of shit and most of them are actually pretty faggy when you meet them in person. But women nowadays like men who give off the illusion of being alpha while actually being a betabux tier faggot, so I guess it fits.

>>14699289

>tfw tried PUA advice when i was younger

>tfw all i got was women getting pissed off at me

now ive learned from my mistakes and im a really sweet and funny guy who still gets no women

Isn't this game allegedly self aware and with tongue in cheek?

>>14699244

what?

>>14701465

Too many of the lines are retarded for this to be serious, the creators probably made it to satirize PUA types.

>>14701533

No, I was told that it was made by a PUA, but it included those line as self-aware tongue and cheek. IIRC most the "manosphere" is more about self-improvements and building confidence and they mock Mystery "magic word" shit. The whole thing about negging, for example, had more to do with playfully signaling your own high standards than to insult the woman.

Its a parody game.

Watching 5 minutes of it should tell you this but half the people here are below 80 IQ simian fucks, who can't understand comedy or satire, unless delivered in ms paint meme form.

Just play tinder until you learn how to pick up real girls.

I'd possibly try this if it were possible to fuck up so bad you literally get killed by going into maximum autist chimp out mode.

At the very least this will help with the cuck epidemic.

>>14701676

t. creator

>Has anyone ever actually gotten laid

good question

I got laid after reading this thread, just pay me a modest sum to find out how

>>14699277

Why does he look like a knock-off Ashton Kutcher?

>>14703229

Its probably from years ago when the exodus first happened.

>>14703229

>Last of Us being discussed

>Vivian is wearing a clover

Yes

>>14702857

Don't, I tried it for awhile, even went on 2 dates that went nowhere. The app stacks the odds against you if you don't buy into it and all it's done is make girls extra picky and bitchy. a regular looking guy will probably net a handful of matches a month and that doesn't guarantee a date or sex whereas even bottom feeder girls will have like a hundred matches in the bank at any given moment. If you're a really attractive dude you can probably bag pretty frequently on tinder if you know how the fuck to talk to women on it, i sure don't, but for the most part it seems to just give women inflated egos

>>14699173

>PUA

a what now?

>>14703341

means "pick up artist"

>>14703341

Pub Uber Ally

>>14703349

>>14703344

dubs dont lie.

>>14699289

I have a friend that always uses PUA shit and I think he would get laid much more frequently if he didn't. As good looking and extroverted as he is his failure rate is pretty high.

>>14703353

>As good looking and extroverted as he is his failure rate is pretty high.

To my understanding that's part of the philosophy. Just keep shooting and it'll work eventually. It's not wrong but you gotta have the right ego for it

>>14699155

<m'laid

>no waifu

>no laifu

Addendum: Watch out who you Rule 8 in the future, mopslut.

I doubt it, because like most dating sims it props up the biggest myth about hitting on women: that any man (literally, even famous actors) can successfully pick up any girl he wants, any time. Obviously many factors help a lot, but even a top notch man will only succeed roughly half of the time. The reason chads get laid and autists don't is only 40% because they're more attractive/skilled; it's mostly because they're out at the bars, night after night, hitting on girls and rolling the dice until they eventually succeed. Most importantly, it's because they're willing to accept failure/rejection as part of the effort. Getting laid with only a single attempt is like getting the first job you apply for: it's not impossible, but it's also really unlikely.

>>14703367

This is correct.

>>14699155

Is this a Mega CD or a 3DO game?

I'm gonna wager no, because anyone socially retarded enough to think stock responses in a game is going to help them in reality is already such cancer that anyone with eyes would avoid them like a radioactive plague. Given the content of these abominations it's ironic that one can't think of anything *less* associated with getting a girl to drop her pants than a game like this.

>>14701676

If it's comedy/satire then point us to something actually funny in it that isn't just this mopheaded faggot prancing around after a weak joke response.

>>14703503

Heh those 'Chads' are just bottomfeeders willing to fuck anything dumb enough to believe their shit. What so many /v/irgins think of as 'successful with women' is really just 'muh dick' mentality translated into real life. What so few take into account is what kind of worthless trash sloot are they going to end up with and would they actually want that shit in their life in the first place.

>>14699289

Oh it works, just not on the kind of women you want. But then again the kind of people using PUA bullshit are pretty shit tier themselves.

>wanting to touch a girl who wants grody dick

Totes gay, famnon.

>>14705009

Not even vaguely close faggot.

If some shithead can make a game where women get moist for whatever cheesy lines he wants to put in, why don't we make a game where women get moister the more you talk about your Sonic OC?

>>14704981

Unless you're an ADHD-ridden piece of shit like me. I have failed my miscegenating hue forefathers.

>>14706884

How else will have a family and continue my legacy anon?

>>14699670

>>14703291

Reminds me of the plot of a doujin I ran across where glaring spitefully was the main way the girl looked at anyone, whether or not she disliked them.

>>14705008

>jewjewjewnosePLZGASMENAZIWHITEBOI

She's a fucking nightmare, might as well have hurled her festering cunt at him, jew women are annoying as shit, every time they get a drink in them and start endlessly running their mouths they spew garbage like lines from a shitty sitcom

>>14699670

>>14703251

>Some girls will just like you no matter what

This is true to some small extent. There's this girl I know that was into me but I never reciprocated because she wasn't really my type, plus I saw her unironically share "the end of the straight white male"-type articles on facebook and that kind of stuff is just an instant red flag. I even deliberately acted like an asshole towards her so she'd stop bugging me (this was before I realized women are retarded and like being treated like shit). Eventually about a year later she stopped talking to me as much. She seems to be a lot more bitter now, I guess not being able to take a hint is how many femenists start their descent into madness. The funny thing is I have no idea why she had any interest in me in the first place. Maybe since I'm a little shy and insecure she smelled weakness and the chance to claim a beta. Unlucky for her I've seen enough decent men marry bad women to know how to detect them.

Polite sage for blogpost.

>>14699155

No.

Women like the same thing you do - good looks. If you don't look good, you can forget about success (sex) with them.

>>14699289

It wont land you hot chicks, just lots of average and ugly chicks. But that's better than what most betafags would get without it. Yet it wont teach you how to actually keep a woman and start a family, so it's no better than masturbating and is actually more expensive.

>>14707034

>legacy

of what? basement dwelling?

>>14723965

I couldn't give a shit about looks. The only thing I need is a personality that won't drive me crazy after a year. All the pretty girls I've been with have been basket cases. I'm not dealing with that. I'd rather an average looking woman who's sane.

The only hard limit is, no fat girls. That's the only physical requirement you have to have, don't be fat. Mental side, don't be crazy. Easy.

>>14727123

>The only thing I need is a personality that won't drive me crazy after a year.

Never gonna happen fam.

>>14726020

Well that was lovely

>>14699252

>a pick

>useless

>>14736562

For most tasks yes. Good for murdering commies though.

>>14726020

That was strangely romantic and rather lewd.

Amazing how 2D can make even resting bitch-face syndrome seem appealing.

>>14723965

Actually, women care a lot more about how succesful you are economically or socially. Even average looking men can score if they can demonstrate that they are wealthy and socially skilled. Ugly people of both sexes are kind of screwed though.

>>14699253

Pretty much.

>>14744648

They care about both looks and success. Chris Hemsworth and Rowan Atkinson aro both famous and wealthy. Guess which one girls cream themselves over.

>>14707034

>Having family

>Continuing a legacy.

I'm already wishing for all of us to die a quick painless death, why would I condemn my children to such suffering?

>>14745344

Precisely, unfortunately women are as good as the man or society that shapes them. Although there is biological and psychological realities to some of their actions, for example, them sleeping with multiple men despite the constant stream of indoctrination they get by society that makes it seem "cool" and "hip" is actually damaging to them and makes them unable to bond with a man.

>>14745542

>>tfw when romantic love might be nothing more than a simple lie propagated as a means to keep us procreating because we are naturaly inclined to keep our species alive.

Romantic love did exist in the past and was popularized by philosophers such as Rousseau. It did have it's earliest iterations back in hundreds of years ago with Southern French. Roman/Greeks warned against such folly as Romanticism and people married for practicality. The truth is, is that there is no such thing as the idealized love that you think it is, love comes from years of being together with your partner and it represents a deeper bond.

>tfw will probably never know for sure because of being a shit person and lack of any motivation to try and improve.

But many, many men have done this before and it spreads more than ever in society if it's teached in an early stage. Kant, Nietzsche, etc.

>>14745542

Hell even when/if you have a revolution and get the motivation to improve and do it, it still doesn't count for much on that front, for several reasons. First it makes you acutely aware of how shallow people (and by extension, women) are, how easily their heads are turned and so your ability to trust is further tested. Secondly your baseline standard for women rises somewhat as you get into better condition yourself, if you're not a doughy pile and are showing some danceable pecs and such she can't be a pallid, lardy shovel of shit, the idea of that imbalance doesn't sit right, if I make an effort so should she. Thirdly (and this is the pisser) even when you delude yourself into thinking you have a good one in your sights once you're hooked they later reveal a malignant sliver of how their minds 'seem to' work and it's like stumbling on Cthulhu, the sane mind recoils in eldritch, mantle-rattling horror as you realise she's capable of a level of blithe self debasement you'd have a hard time conjuring in a nightmare.

What's great is when they call men callous and unfeeling while displaying all the warmth of a gulag.

>>14699155

>watching to a kike pretend to be good with women

>thinking this is reality

>thinking he made the "game" to help people get laid and not as streamer bait

How does it feel being 10 IQ?

No, but on a side note watching Hokuto no Ken cost me my virginity, so if you want to get fucked I guess just watch it.

>>14747973

10 would be braindead.

>>14745344

Women are born followers, anon. If they see they live in a society which laughs at ideals of honour and actively focuses on the most meaningless shit then they will conform to that society. If they are surrounded by shallow people they become even more shallow. If they are surrounded by healthy, well adjusted people they will try to imitate them. The solution is to tear down this degenerate society and build one that actually values things like family, virtues like loyalty and people who actually give a damn about their community.

>>14745542

Romantic love is no lie. But people often mistake it for the love that comes with companionship. More than ever I think that people in general do not understand their own emotions. Why do you think so many people are deluded into thinking they're actually trapped in a body of the wrong sex?

>>14754732

>image

Decent point, but women should be encouraged to be housewives and discouraged from pursuing a career tbh.

Sage for double post.

>>14754822

I agree/disagree mostly because I don't care if some one desires to have kids or not and wants to work to make money to do whatever they want. If a woman could truly be career motivated then I wouldn't knock her for it

>>14754828

Oh yeah, if she genuinely wanted to pursue a career then by all means. I just think too many women (and people in general) have it in their heads that not pursuing a career makes them worthless, when being a housewife is a full time job that helps everyone in the family. And it's even worse when they're getting a degree in women's studies or game design or something else that really isn't going to help them at all.

>>14754864

>when being a housewife is a full time job that helps everyone in the family.

unfortunately even if a woman really did just want to be a good wife/mother, it's a financial nightmare for one person to try to support a 3+ person family.

>>14754870

You are correct, but only in regard to countries with fucked economies like the US. Where I live my folks managed just fine with 6 children, and we're only middle class. Maybe if you got rid of all those welfare leeches you would be better off.

>>14754979

my old man came from a family of 5 sons in 70s Ireland which my grandfather supported and grandma stayed at home but he could never dream of that here in the US with just two sons, wild really. Luckily for me even though both parents worked, they didn't get divorced or some shit so I think I got out okay, at least when it comes to concepts of morality and work ethic. What's more fucked up is within my little social circle of 5 or so friends I'm the only one who's parents were/are still together through developing years