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Games for Kids Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:12:22 b56688 No.14672516

What're some good games for kids on pc?

I want my little brother to get gud. Right now he's playing Dark Messiah with buddha on and all skills.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:13:41 677e36 No.14672522

That's a trash OP you fucktarded mongoloid. At least give an idea of what genre's the kid likes, dipshit. How the fuck is anyone suppose to suggest anything?

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:14:01 377ba2 No.14672523

<buddah on

holy fuggen casul

I would say serious sam if i was my son, doom for my brother and dn3d for my nephews.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:15:01 918622 No.14672530

Muffugin' Minesweeper n Paint n sheit.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:16:20 9975ab No.14672535

Ethnic Cleansing is pretty kid-friendly. It will also show him the first steps into becoming redpilled.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:20:10 334dc7 No.14672549

I thought you were serious man, puzzles are interesting for some kids.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:36:16 b56688 No.14672601

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>>14672523

>serious sam

Alright sounds good. His mom would object to Doom and Duke Nukem, and to be frank I'd rather avoid teaching him curse words.

>>14672549

Titles of good ones? Portal might be his speed, if there are other games that are about that easy.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:44:43 f06ca1 No.14672628

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>>14672516

Introduce him to touhou anon. Once he's mastered those games on lunatic move him onto the other big shmups like Raiden/Darius/Gradius. Make sure his waifu isn't trash too.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:45:52 377ba2 No.14672632

>>14672601

Oh yeah and if you want to be extra family friendly, change the blood to green.

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:47:49 cc8247 No.14672639

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14672516

George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter

Super Columbine Massacre RPG

Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015

Buck Bumble

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:49:10 40ed52 No.14672646

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>>14672516

Anonymous 04/20/18 (Fri) 23:51:02 334dc7 No.14672656

>>14672601

I got a few more traditional ones on Steam, let me re-check my library…

>Blocks that Matter (platform puzzle)

>Cogs (traditional)

>Contrast (platform puzzle)

>Edge (isometric)

>Fractal (traditional)

>Hexcells (traditional + math)

>Lucid (traditional)

>Nightsky (2D physics puzzle)

You can check gameplay videos on YT.

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 01:48:12 b56688 No.14673047

>>14672656

Thanks amigo.

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 02:38:42 d21edf No.14673221

>>14672516

The Diablo games are pretty good, especially if you can get co-op set up. If he's too uppity about the graphics or the UI, you can always give him a summary of the plot and skip to Diablo 2.

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 02:42:28 a19c8a No.14673229

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>>14672516

Kids shouldn't be in front of screens, throw him outside, lock the door and tell the local bullies he's a fag so he gets beaten up.

He'll either have to toughen up or he'll an hero. Either way it's better than being addicted to this shit hobby that is /v/idya.

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 02:44:54 7c9b6a No.14673236

>>14672516

>I want my little brother to get gud. Right now he's playing Dark Messiah with buddha on and all skills.

Better than modern SJW propaganda games.

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 02:47:51 fbcf73 No.14673250

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Just put him on Fortnite, you don't want him to turn out like an outcast sperglord like you.

When he's older you he can become fedora tipper "Gamer r art" faggot.

But atm, you're basically setting him up to be bullied in school for playing "fag games".

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 02:49:08 e7aa6b No.14673257

>SHIT op

>Abhorrent quality .mp4

Hello cuckchan

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 02:50:40 7c9b6a No.14673262

>>14673257

>mp4 with sound

>cuckchan

Anonymous 04/21/18 (Sat) 05:09:39 55cc9e No.14673701

>>14672516

Runescape

Final fantasy give him the classics first then see where it takes him

Baldurs gate

Diablo 2

Blood

Splinter cell

Sid meier's alpha centauir

Age of empires

Alone in the dark

Wolfienstein 3d

Quake

Strife

Far cry 2

Resident evil

Ys

Gothic

Might and magic 6-8

Heroes of might and magic 3

Jagged alliance 2

All of these are on gog btw. I hope he doesnt grow up with shit taste anon.