498a43 No.14668297
4ee7de No.14668319
96b6e3 No.14668325
>>14668296
>001.jpg
Well, go on.
>>14668304
the fuck is this?
71516f No.14668338
>>14668296
>Didn't offer a bath
One job, Lucario.
c6dc42 No.14668341
>>14668296
Why is he so perfect, /v/?
96b6e3 No.14668347
c6dc42 No.14668352
>>14668347
Oh sorry.
I wish my female maid Lucario (male) gave me a treat.
96b6e3 No.14668360
>>14668352
>I wish my female maid Lucario (male) gave me a treat.
FTFY you big gay nigger.
9d849e No.14668361
>>14668347
All furfags are gay, anon. No exceptions.
442b4a No.14668366
>>14668350
>harley quinn's breast
Perfection.
96b6e3 No.14668373
>>14668361
please stop your projecting.
a3433a No.14668375
you guys like indie horror games?
c6dc42 No.14668376
>>14668365
>Posts a 87.5% pokemon
I swear, we need a poke-mutt image, but for genders
96b6e3 No.14668380
bfcfae No.14668382
LOL
(USER WAS FLUSHED FOR THIS POST) 89d6f4 No.14668386
>>14668376
>>Posts a 87.5% pokemon
I don't know what you're talking about, Braixen is only female
369366 No.14668390
>>14668382
I really did not need to fucking see that.
a3433a No.14668391
>>14668376
>amerimutt meme
Hang yourself, k?
>>14668382
I fucking gagged.
96b6e3 No.14668392
>>14668382
I really should've known what that was gonna be from the filename.
96b6e3 No.14668396
>>14668391
Jesus is that zuck shopped or something?
442b4a No.14668402
>>14668396
Even worse, he's jewish.
c6dc42 No.14668403
>>14668396
>he can't tell by the pixels
89d6f4 No.14668404
>>14668395
you can stop posting lies anytime, you know
a3433a No.14668405
>>14668402
GEE, ANON. YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY.
94151b No.14668408
>>14668396
No. That's a genuine zuck.
96b6e3 No.14668413
>>14668403
I've seen a lot of shops in my time.
0ebd55 No.14668418
a3433a No.14668425
>>14668413
>this happened mere days ago and I fucking missed it
I missed the original Rotten Redditor thread and now I miss this shit. What thread was it? I want to look in the archives to see everything I missed.
96b6e3 No.14668426
>>14668418
some real extreme fagshit.
369366 No.14668428
>>14668418
Just some gay shit anon. Just some gay shit.
a3433a No.14668432
>>14668418
A fag with a turd in his mouth, gagging. I don't know what happened past a few seconds because I couldn't bring myself to go any further.
96b6e3 No.14668435
>>14668425
It was one of the gooberglacker threads IIRC.
a3433a No.14668446
>thread bumplocked
Man, I fucking hate kikes.
0ebd55 No.14668452
>>14668426
>>14668428
>>14668432
Ive seen that one webm of the canadian grandpa faggot shitting on some potato chips and calling it poutine.
It couldnt be worse than that, right?
>>14668433
>Le sigh
You have to go back.
c6dc42 No.14668456
>>14668452
Been here since day 1, bucko
369366 No.14668458
>>14668452
somehow it was. it's like you could see the sadness in his eyes.
5f6bac No.14668473
>>14668296
>eat dinner first, or me
Not a lot of meat on those bones. Barely looks edible. Needs to be one of those cow pokemon to be a proper platter of steaks. Good thing it cooked actual food instead, nice of it to offer though.
a3433a No.14668478
>>14668435
>gooberglacker
Excuse me?
0ebd55 No.14668485
>>14668456
Then you should know better than typing like a retard.
>>14668478
gapinggentile threads
c6dc42 No.14668494
>>14668485
Yeah but I've been here for so long and the threads have gotten stale and boring, and with the influx of newfags and redditors, making people make themselves mad over nothing is very cathartic.
a3433a No.14668504
>>14668485
>gapinggentile
Are you trying to say gamergate? Nigger stop talking in gibberish.
89d6f4 No.14668510
>>14668478
goons like to mock gamergate by calling it things like gallopingguzzards and other infantine names
96b6e3 No.14668515
>>14668510
it's become a term of endearment.
c6dc42 No.14668523
>>14668515
FUCKING GRINGLEGORCHES
0ebd55 No.14668533
>>14668510
Thats true, but It usually with a post trying to discredit it.
Im just shitposting.
>>14668494
Youre such an intelligent, nihilist badass.
Sure got me with your wicked sense of humor.
c6dc42 No.14668549
>>14668533
To be fair, you have to have a lot of intelligence to understand my jokes
73ce8f No.14668570
What the fuck even is that kanji?
96b6e3 No.14668713
9326dd No.14668726
2b8fea No.14668933
Age 1: Lanky was born into a savage and secluded tribe known as the Manky tribe. But from the very start, Lanky has displayed two unusual traits for his situation: a giant red nose and a bright, goofy personality. He often disregards his play-skulls and other grotesque toys in favor of silly things to do. Here, Lanky is amusing himself by touching his tongue to his nose.
Age 10: Lanky spends his childhood mostly alone. With only darkness and oppression surrounding him, he withdraws into his own mind to remain happy and hopeful. He sometimes sets up his magic stand, hoping to find a soul out there to share in his humor and heart, but there is never a taker. He learns to entertain himself with a variety of games, and boy does he become good at them - he sometimes confuses even himself with his tricks!
Age 22: One day, Lanky spots two strange primates race through the Manky village: The big one wore a red necktie, the small one wore a red cap and shirt. Lanky had never seen such strange creatures in all his life! Curious, he races after them and, after a short sprint through the jungle, he finds them resting under a giant fern. He hears the two talking and joking with each other, and with that, Lanky's heart flutters like the wings of a caged bird released to the skies. There are others out there like him, after all! He kneels in some tall grass and weeps tears of happiness.
A day later, after watching these two creatures fight a giant lizard aboard a pirate ship and win, Lanky follows them to a beachfront village. He awkwardly introduces himself and the Kong crew immediately welcomes him with open arms and hearts. And with the abundance of humor, happiness and pranks around him, Lanky has finally found where he was meant to be all along. Here, Lanky is taking a selfie alongside an icon of his new life.
Age 70: Lanky becomes a wise old man in his golden years. But if you approach him seeking wisdom, knowledge isn't the only thing he'll impart - he'll also throw in wisecracks and smart-aleck proverbs that are sure to make even the most stone-hearted individuals double-over in laughter!
3e01d6 No.14668980
>>14668435
>Can't even say it properly to avoid being triggered
BOO, GAMERGATE!
2b8fea No.14669049
Finally, a defining shot of Lanky's old boss!
Anyway, this is the big moment, the part where Lanky and Manky meet again!!
Manky: Heh. I've been expecting ya. Didn't think you'd actually rescue every Kong by yourself.
Lanky: I did! And I had a little help from someone…
Manky: *glowers angrily* Peh. Figures you'd have some of your worthless friends to help you out…
Lanky: Hey! My friends are NOT worthless! And by the way, somebody told me about your backstory, and why you founded those Orang-Troops!
Manky: Go on. I'm all ears.
Lanky: When Cranky was choosing a new Kong to take over DK Isle after he'd gotten too old, you and DK had wanted to be the new leader simultaneously. But when DK got selected, all the kindness left your heart and… *tears up* …And you just left DK Isle for good! You even started up your own army!! An army that just so happens to not allow anyone to have FUN!!!
Manky: GAH! *grabs Lanky by the shirt* Just be glad any other Orang-Troopers weren't around to hear that!
Lanky: *firmly, despite his eyes watering* Manky Kong… Please let me go right now.
Manky: Hm… I haven't heard the name "Manky Kong" in years. And I don't wanna hear it anymore!! Y'hear me!?
Lanky: Ghhh! Can we just start this final battle already!?
Manky: Hahh… *lets go of Lanky's shirt* If you insist. *shows Lanky the huge wooden doors that lead to a familiar arena that evidently isn't so familiar to either Manky or Lanky*
2b8fea No.14669050
>>14669049
From the author:
>OK, I'm convinced, there's probably a group of people who think people grabbing others by the shirt is "sexy". So you better not favorite this piece anymore if your dick gets hard/pussy gets wet to shirt grabbing.
2b8fea No.14669067
The main reason why Lanky didn't like being in the Orang-Troops, aside from the fact that they were under K.Rool's employ and wanted DK Isle gone from the map, is because he was afraid of them. He often got scared enough to begin seeing things, and his damaged psyche made them even more surreal. They weren't just limited to when he was awake either, seeing as almost every time he slept, he began having Nightmares. At first these dreams involved only Manky antagonizing him, but a few days down the line, he began seeing other Troopers during them. That's why he was more than willing to betray his former Troops and join DK Isle, where everyone treated him like family rather than just another unit to take care of and feed.
2b8fea No.14669115
Ever since I joined, I've been having these awful Nightmares. They prevent me from sleeping properly, so I'm often tired and jumpy. And when I sleep less, I begin experiencing strange hallucinations that drive me closer and closer to insanity the more they happen.
Sometimes, I see shadows moving on their own. People in front of me when they shouldn't be there at this time. Reflections flashing devious grins at me. Sometimes, I even hear mocking laughter. I just try to block it out with my cheery demeanor, but… It just doesn't work!
I'm frightened for my own sanity, but I doubt I'll get it back by the end of the month. In fact, I'm sure I may spend the rest of my life having gone insane! Only doing what Manky tells me, never trusting another soul again… I want out!
I want out of this dump! I'm tired of those voices, saying such things like "You'll never amount to anything", "You're not worthy", "You're not strong enough to take on the Kongs", I WANT TO BE SAFE!!! I just want to have normal dreams, not the terrifying Hellscapes my mind shows me! I want dreams about my mom and the song she's been singing to me recently! I WANT PEACE AND HAPPINESS!!!!!!
24d6f2 No.14669130
>>14669115
Shower, go running every morning, shower, get dressed, pre-prepare your healthy food, drink your water (avoid caffine or alcohol, don't smoke) Try dosing with low doses of shrooms on your free time and relax but think through your problems.
440921 No.14669257
If everybody who posted in this thread prior to myself were killed, this board would be just a little less shitty.
2b8fea No.14669437
>>14669257
Description:
Lanky Kong is an orangutan; he has orange fur, a red nose and blue eyes. His clothing consists of blue shortalls, with a white shirt that is too small for him, and on his back, he has a red and white patch. The buttons on his overalls are yellow. He also has long arms. According to the lyrics to "DK Rap", he is described as having "no style" and "no grace", and a "funny face".
In his recent appearance in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, aside from being updated graphically he looks slightly bigger and his hair style was changed. In this game his voice sounds different. Lanky looks very similar to Manky Kongs, but unlike them, he is not a baddie.
Abilities:
Lanky mostly uses his long reach to attack enemies, he can also swing his arms while running to attack enemies. In his Donkey Kong Barrel Blast appearance he was given more strength and had the ability to perform Wild Moves.
2b8fea No.14669526
>>14669115
Lanky: …M-Miracle?
Miracle: *laughing* You got that right! As a small bonus, I'm acting through your body and exacting my revenge like I should've done the moment I was taken off of this mortal coil!
Lanky: *shocked* *begins to cry* L-let me go…!
Miracle: Not until DK Isle is reduced to a pile of rubble!
Lanky: Then I'll make you let me go, even if it means I have to–
Miracle: Not so fast!
Lanky: ??
Miracle: First, a little verbal exercise.