719650 No.14667280
How would /v/ feel about a Coco Bandicoot only game. I need some more Coco in my life. I think it could be a major hit and we need plenty of partial nude levels. Like a bikini outfit, school girl outfit, and even a transformation level where she gets really big tits and a fat ass.
7ffc7b No.14667292
<coco
<not evil coco
are you a fucking brainlet?
832955 No.14667296
>Wanting a Coco Bandicoot game
>Not a Tawna Bandicoot game
8a043b No.14667299
719650 No.14667316
>>14667292
Fuck you, she isn't my pure Bandi-cutie.
719650 No.14667324
>>14667299
I don't own the rights or I'd start a kickstarter campaign.
>>14667308
I self project myself to this every time as the boxes being my penis.
8a043b No.14667332
>>14667324
It's just a turn of phrase. Isn't the remaster on PC? Couldn't you just mod that somehow? Or just use emulation and mod that?
6b6289 No.14667333
>>14667324
The reason your dick gets hard is because of the look she gives at the end. It's the look of someone who asked you to not to cum inside but you did it anyway.
8a043b No.14667334
>>14667333
Like you know what face looks like.
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719650 No.14667344
>>14667331
Am I really a furfag though? I mean I obsess over Coco, Dixie & Candy Kong, Rouge the Bat, Amy, and a few other characters like those.
>>14667332
Hmm, I'd like to see some mods. I hope someone in the community can pull it off. I don't have the skills necessary to get it done sadly.
>>14667333
You're absolutely right and I so would. Also checked and rekt.
8a043b No.14667349
832955 No.14667351
>>14667344
Are you ChrisChan or something?
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a30f6f No.14667484
>>14667280
I want good gameplay, I could play as a fucking communist furfag transgender democrat and I wouldn't bat an eye if it was the most fun thing I could ever play. You want a Coco centric game, get it for all I care, just let me have a shitton of fun while playing it. Like booting up CTR a hundred years later since the last time you play it and it's still enjoyable like the first time thru.
ebda17 No.14667806
I'm not a furry so I don't care
>>14667344
Definitely
90d470 No.14668544
>>14667408
Do you like raccoons and hate squirrels?
719650 No.14668855
>>14668544
Actually I do. I cry when I see a raccoon dead.
e750bf No.14669141
>>14667344
>obsessing over sonic girls
>ever
ed60fb No.14669158
>>14669153
I was waiting for this.
29845f No.14669194
>>14668855
Now i'm worried
be05be No.14669217
>>14669173
I like fur boobs as much as the next degenerate, but Maria is the best pure girl,
Pic 3 is just mp4 related when translated.
005915 No.14669234
>>14669217
So what is the deal with Shadow. He seems like a fucking massive pedo.
be05be No.14669268
>>14669234
I'm not sure what you mean, Shadow was born and always will be the same biologically age, (which seems to be around Sonic age) but at the time he knew Maria he couldn't have been alive for longer then a year or so, before she died and he was imprisoned by GUN for 50 years.
Maria was the only one who ever treated Shadow like a person and that's why he dedicated his life to her final wish.
1b4811 No.14669399
How do you guys feel about the crash 2 level Cold Hard Crash?
719650 No.14670621
>>14669436
>>14669173
You're starting to create a thick bulge in my jeans.
>>14669194
Why so? I'm obviously not the same Chris.
1acbc4 No.14672979
>>14669268
Is there like a mirror universe version of sanic where Shadow teams up with Robotnik to defeat sonic or whatever?
be05be No.14673044
>>14672979
Well there is no Mirror universe Shadow to my knowledge, but their was Scourge who used to just be Evil Sonic in a leather jacket, until they made him more edgy.
dc01cf No.14673065
I'd kill for another Crash Bash instead.
8b79cd No.14677206
>>14673065
Mario Party was better.
209535 No.14679442
>>14667332
>Isn't the remaster on PC?
It's only on windows, and it isn't even out yet.
1d9bc2 No.14679626
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Finished twinsanity and CTR remastered CTR with online, when?
8f417a No.14679635
>>14673044
I remember sonic twitter uploaded original shadow design scratch.
f1e181 No.14680105
>>14667280
>a CRASH BANDICOOT game that doesn't star CRASH BANDICOOT
>another series with a male protagonist replaced by a vagina
How about you go fuck yourself?
f1e181 No.14680116
>>14667484
>I don't care what horseshit SJW shit is shoved into the game, as long as I can pretend that is fun and shill it
a7ac75 No.14683578
Crash doesn't have enough of a story for it to matter who the playable character is. Might as well have Coco be an alternate skin like in N. Sane Trilogy or maybe a slightly different but very similar character like Luigi in most Mario games. That said, I do want her to be at least as playable in any future games as she was in the remakes.
>>14667280
>and even a transformation level where she gets really big tits and a fat ass.
>ruining a loli with big tits and obese nigger ass
Heresy
>>14667296
>SJW marketing exec axes Tawna because men will find her attractive
>her replacement is a qt nerd loli
Biggest backfire in video game history
>>14673065
>Crash Bash
>not CTR
gay
>>14680105
>another series with a male protagonist replaced by a vagina
See the real problem is that we don't see the vaginas at all. Sonic's Ass Game is probably my favorite game ever, but Coco's Vagina Game would make it even better. I assume the Windows port of N. Sane Trilogy will quickly leads to mods that will prove this concept.
75fc02 No.14683836
>>14667280
Did anon ever have his meal?
1b07c1 No.14684777
>>14680116
that spells fang you anus hat
f1e181 No.14684786
>>14683578
>a virtual vagina would make it better
You need to be 18 to post here.
f1e181 No.14684809
>>14683578
>virtual vagina would make it even better
You have thousands of games to find virtual vagina in, and in the case of Coco you have segments within crash games that were already shoehorned in.
>>14684777
I didn't make it, I stole it from elsewhere, but here is a low effort edit just for (you)
86dd28 No.14693745
>>14667292
Shit taste right here.
a7ac75 No.14698014
>>14684809
>You have thousands of games to find virtual vagina in, and in the case of Coco you have segments within crash games that were already shoehorned in.
Yeah but no actual vaginas shown. That's the issue.
>>14684786
Porn and video games are both good. Might as well mix them. Also note my actual serious answer to the question at the beginning of the post.
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e9d272 No.14704859
>>14698019
Back to Reddit with you
112c6a No.14710756
>>14698014
>no actual vaginas shown
And that isn't going to happen with a solo Coco game
17422a No.14711664
>>14710756
Yes, but the original guy was the one who brought up such a scenario. The problem was him acting as if it was a bad thing.
885e71 No.14711848
>>14669153
Still hits me like a ton of bricks every time I read it.
625ce4 No.14711869
>>14667344
if you fapped to any of them, you're a furry
625ce4 No.14711875
>>14667344
oh, and never bring up sonic girls in a non-sonic thread
0fe388 No.14712181
>>14711869
So fuck'n what!? If it looks good nude and it's fuckable, who cares!? Captain Kirk must have fucked all sorts of alien women and we still idolize him!
00cd7d No.14712219
>>14667280
>Bikini outfit
>Schoolgirl outfit
>Big tits
>Fat ass
No OP, this is muhsogyny
It's the CURRENT YEAR
e8c30d No.14712221
>>14680116
So is Netflix actually that big or did they only include it so the index isn't called FAG?
536631 No.14712250
>>14667292
>Neutered cuckchan insult
112c6a No.14712251
>>14711664
I think you misunderstood vagina being used in the place of female.
17422a No.14712283
>>14712251
No, I chose to interpret it in the fun way, to show anon how his idea could in fact be used positively.
112c6a No.14712379
>>14712283
…but it would never be used that way. it would in fact be used in the way it is always used.
cd1f86 No.14712435
>>14712181
Not delicious flat chest Coco…
9358b2 No.14712472
>>14712435
get out weebshit
d13c95 No.14716848
>>14712379
A man can dream.
>>14712472
>wanting off-model fanart/porn
If you don't like how the character looks, why are you drawing it? Doing it off-model totally defeats the point.
92b03c No.14716957
is it because there hasn't been a LOL thread in a while that furries think they are welcome off their containment thread?
7601f1 No.14716974
You guys do know Coco is a child…
Right?
Sexualizing her is disgusting.
258c63 No.14716996
>>14716974
She's not real you fucking retard, kill yourself.
c1bccc No.14717002
>this whole thread
And it's been up for more than a week too. How the fuck has it been staying up?
5a17dc No.14717017
>>14717002
it keeps getting bumped
because furfags love tailholes
7601f1 No.14717023
>>14716996
It doesn't really matter if it's fantasy. She's still canonically underage. It's sickening.
258c63 No.14717032
7601f1 No.14717038
>>14717032
You're the one who's sexually attracted to a child and an anthropomorphic animal.
080ee6 No.14717043
>>14717023
>implying Porn artists ever take the morality of a characters age into consideration.
44f65e No.14717103
>>14716974
Of course I know that, why else would I have this erection?
4969a6 No.14717109
>>14716974
>>14717023
She's also an actual normal bandicoot turned into an anthropomorphic one, and those only live for two to three years. Your concept of underage does not apply.
5a17dc No.14717115
>>14717109
same shit with hedgehogs
which reach adulthood in 6 to 11 months
ecc0da No.14717125
>>14717109
All this time I never knew a bandicoot was a real thing
ecc0da No.14717148
>>14717134
That's fucking awesome. I wonder if their flips were inspiration for crash's spin attack.
d13c95 No.14717156
>>14717125
Not for long. The Eastern Barred Bandicoot, the type that Crash and Coco are, is critically endangered, and most of its populations have become extinct in recent decades. Of its two subspecies, the Victorian Eastern Barred Bandicoot has only about 150 individuals remaining, though the Tasmanian subspecies, which is probably what Crash is, since he comes from a small island and not the mainland, is faring slightly better. So despite what the normalfag above says, it would be immoral to not want to breed Coco.
4969a6 No.14717170
>>14717134
Scrubs, they didn't even do the spin attack.
258c63 No.14717194
>>14717038
I've never anything about liking coco at all, you're the one who can't differentiate between reality and fantasy. You're the one living in a bubble, kill yourself you fucking retard.
5ce816 No.14717341
I don't think that wanting to creampie Coco means I'm a furry degenerate.
f62078 No.14717979
>>14673044
Wow, Scourge is literally Sonic.exe
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9de54e No.14729914
>>14717341
Then you're retarded.
fd207b No.14729998
>>14717979
You literally sound like a fag
90c0f8 No.14730045
>>14667280
can we have another crash story time please
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9eb839 No.14733869
>>14669153
>That level of helicopter parenting.
I wonder why he had "autism".
4b8086 No.14734019
>>14669153
Those parents deserved better, dammit.
4b8086 No.14734069
>>14733869
Are you implying he didn't?
9eb839 No.14734425
>>14734069
1. Greentext stories by their very nature are bullshit.
2. If the parents are like how he made out in that story (remember parents don't exist in just the teen years), he would start getting strange around that age regardless of whatever FOTM autismb8 was or wasn't around.
186a18 No.14734722
>>14717125
I had the opposite experience, where because I had played games like Crash, I thought that Lombaxes were probably a real animal when I played Ratched & Clank. It's about as believable as an animal called a bandicoot or lynx existing.
4b8086 No.14734757
>>14734425
>2. If the parents are like how he made out in that story (remember parents don't exist in just the teen years), he would start getting strange around that age regardless of whatever FOTM autismb8 was or wasn't around.
Why, Exactly?
66251d No.14734777
>>14717043
I want to fuck Sticks while she lectures me on the Jews and other conspiracy theories.
66251d No.14735371
>>14717043
Give sauce please.
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66251d No.14735441
>>14735427
That ain't the artist, nigger.
b6c8a5 No.14735454
>>14735441
You have two characters and body characteristics. I'm sure you could figure it out if you tried.
66251d No.14735459
>>14735454
So it's Thicc Sticks then, right?
c3ac96 No.14738737
>>14734925
>99% of the memes originated from cuckchan
And people still think this site is superior, somehow.
9eb839 No.14739293
>>14734757
It's kinda hard to explain in detail all the effects that helicopter parenting has on a child, but in short it developmentally stunts them and when they get old enough to be independent they know that they should be independent but they don't know HOW to be independent which causes great anger and outbursts like in the story.
What leads me to believe that they did helicopter parenting rather than autism was the mother sleeping outside of that anons room and the general prying nature that the parents did, especially of a person his age (especially if he'd been an honor student, homework regularly eats late teenager's lives which will rightfully piss them off).
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9de54e No.14754193
>>14738794
VR is coming anon just wait.
9ab469 No.14754243
>>14738737
And that was their biggest mistake.
9de54e No.14760181
>>14754243
Go back there then faggot.
7d38d0 No.14760896
>>14747788
Anon didn't say he wanted to fuck goats.
db0efb No.14760919
>>14667292
If your a edgy furfag, go balls deep.
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d60f17 No.14761258
>>14738737
the webm thread is cancer
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d34119 No.14766436
I want Crash Wrath of Cortex and Crash Twinsanity actually finished first.
b8722d No.14768879
>this thread has been up for three weeks now
for fucks sake
2af976 No.14772110
>>14766436
Why remake a game that wasn't received well and didn't sell well? It would fail the moment it was released.
fc30b7 No.14772172
Will a hotpocket pls clean this thread up
fcb9b3 No.14772859
>>14712181
>>14716999
>>14738794
I wanna crash in her bandicoot
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