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File: 804c5fcbf044ccd⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 3120x2138, 1560:1069, burnout3.jpg)

0a2200 No.14655123

Remember when video games used to be apologetically fun for the sake of being fun?

Even big AAA titles were fun.

87f062 No.14655139

File: 09d998257842bf1⋯.png (192.56 KB, 250x348, 125:174, F-Zero_X_box_art.png)

Yes.


98614d No.14655155

>>14655123

Games are for children, deep and progressive stories are for adults. Cutscenes are the future.


1fe1d8 No.14655207

File: 6c1c9b2045e71bd⋯.png (465.16 KB, 683x984, 683:984, Women.png)

>>14655123

Remember when the whole game was on the disc?

Remember when you just had to put the disc into the console to play the game? No +100gb downloads/patches

No pre-order bullshit and no DLC/microtransactions?

Well those times are over and gone forever…


a24cfb No.14655299

>>14655207

remember when there was game bugs that never got patched? remember when you had to install a game with 30 floppy disks over the course of an entire day? remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs?


a402df No.14655312

>>14655299

You don't because your only 12.


5e37e0 No.14655324

>>14655312

How was any of what >>14655299 said wrong or false?


a24cfb No.14655331

>>14655324

because nostalgia is fucking stupid and pretend like it wasn't just as shit as it now just a different pile of shit. for gods sake i was jacking off to thumbnails of porn because one 640x480 picture would take upwards of 10 minutes to download. it would take an entire fucking day to get 2 songs from napster


6a1c21 No.14655337

>>14655331

Lucky you, Emule would take weeks for a single movie


912ee6 No.14655338

>>14655299

>there was game bugs that never got patched?

Sadly still a thing, even with patching being easier than it used to be, particularly for console/handheld games. Hell, if anything the whole "but we can patch it, maybe" mindset just makes developers even lazier, whereas before they might risk either a game being forever shit or have to do a pricy recall to fix it if it was bad off enough.

>>14655207

>No pre-order bullshit and no DLC/microtransactions?

More that preorder bonuses were a tangible, physical thing if any. Fuck, I saw one of those old Rayquaza tins from preordering Pokemon Emerald at a store a week or two back priced at a whopping $40. But the point being that back then they couldn't chop shit out of the game as incentive to give your money upfront, or to sell back to you for more money at some other date, because aside from maybe PC games (I'll admit I'm not real experienced in those), they didn't have a means to easily hock content for extra money until systems started having both internet integration and storefronts to sell through.


9190b8 No.14655350

Games are still fun. If you're not enjoying them because you keep getting triggered by the inclusion of things you don't like, that's your own fucking problem.

That's the issue with people these days. It used to be, if you consumed some piece of media — a video game, a movie, a TV show, whatever — the first thing you'd go talk to friends about it was what you liked. Now, the only thing people do is discuss the shit they hated, even if it was an incredibly fucking small and unimportant detail, as if they have allowed their entire experience to be ruined by that one little thing.

Even when we talked about the things we didn't like, it wasn't as as hateful and petty and retarded as it is now. I remember when the third Matrix movie came out (which is pretty objectively the worst of the trilogy, don't get me wrong) I shared a laugh with some friends about how Neo and Trinity died, while Morpheus and his ex girlfriend and that dude that piloted the ship survived the events. It was a joke, "lol, the black people all lived to the end of the movie." But now? Now everyone would be all: "Oh, see? It's the SJW AGENDA! They killed off the white people and saved the niggers because it's ANTI-WHITE PROPAGANDA!!" and they'd let that be literally the only thing they discussed about the movie.

That kind of thing is all I hear about games here anymore. You've got this massive retarded nostalgia boner about games from decades ago that you think wouldn't be treated the exact same, if they were released today. The games didn't fucking change; the way they're "reviewed" has.


4d878c No.14655351

>>14655123

I think you mean unapologetically fun


f88fc5 No.14655352

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

No, because i didn't play shit games.

Seriously, most good video game companies in those days had playtesters that were constantly on edge about such things.

Back then if there was a noticable bug it'd have to be patched before release, compared to these days where everyone just pays for an unfinished product and just assumes that it'll get patched and never does.


db819f No.14655360

>>14655350

The reason why people are jaded is because they've been burned so many times. Dosen't help that we know kikes in Hollywood and other massive institutions all work around the clock towards ending everything that's good in the world.


9d0eaa No.14655371

There's nothing wrong with using the medium for different goals: Making vidya as electroonic games where gameplay and fun is the upmost priorty is valid, as is usiing it as a interactive storytelling medium where narrative, worldbuilding, and atmosphere is what's prioritized the most.

Both are valid ways to use the medium.


f88fc5 No.14655377

>>14655371

except one is for faggots with shit taste where as the other one is fun


000000 No.14655397

>>14655123

But if you make fun game people will play it instead of buying many games hoping one of them is not complete shit.

Capitalism 101, you commie nigger!


ff6222 No.14655428

Not enough talented game developers and way too much Hollywood reject scriptwriters combined with today media's obsessions with pseudo post-modernism and subversions.


8eb654 No.14655744

File: d5b2975bd078f77⋯.jpg (94.91 KB, 680x989, 680:989, 1405423295276.jpg)


131c40 No.14656083

>>14655123

I really want Burnout 3 for pc

>inb4 emulate it faggot

I do emulated but I get a lot of texture glitches.


5d891d No.14656331

File: 71207d4a1b8ee74⋯.jpg (293.41 KB, 739x960, 739:960, 71207d4a1b8ee74e3f1f573991….jpg)

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

Still happens today

>remember when you had to install a game with 30 floppy disks over the course of an entire day?

I remember four hours and 7 floppies at most.

>remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs?

No because I wasn't a fucking pig and the only CD game that ever became unplayable for me was Spiderman for the PS1 after I borrowed it to my cousin.

Console gayman was much more pratical that's for sure, the moment they stopped being game only machines which would run the game as soon as I would insert the storage unit was the moment I stopped giving a fuck about them.

Also, fuck all of these minimalistic Apple influenced sleek designs, fuck them to hell.


82f303 No.14656363

File: 1c304877f95473e⋯.jpg (95.57 KB, 640x908, 160:227, ps2_gradius_v-110214.jpg)

companies making good games? what?!

companies making challenging games that will last you for a long time? impossible


df3399 No.14656375

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched

You mean like right now?

>remember when you had to install a game with 30 floppy disks over the course of an entire day

as opposed to downloading 200GB worth of data nowadays?

>remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs

like failing to connect to servers because the piece of shit is always online?


9f4e8e No.14656486

File: fc44a77aa66f937⋯.jpg (69.03 KB, 680x738, 340:369, fun is a buzzword.jpg)

File: 372d930d2cd9908⋯.jpg (806.59 KB, 1674x1502, 837:751, fun is a buzzword 2.jpg)

Fun is a buzzword.


6a9c55 No.14656493

>>14655350

>Games are still fun.

Very few since most are full of

>DLC shit

>Sjwsim

>Shit design

>Buggy as fuck


1189ea No.14656516

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

Today?

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

It takes me more than a day to download 50 gb, so essentially yeah

>remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs?

No because I'm not a huge retard


8ed807 No.14656533

File: 8b2a20f724bffdf⋯.webm (385.61 KB, 640x348, 160:87, p46ec890a407c7f9bffceca62….webm)

>>14655123

>do you remember when?


b50b6a No.14656609

>>10177469

>Is having fun illegal now?

>07.25.16

https://web.archive.org/web/20160730135254/http://8ch.net/v/res/10177469.html

it's sad to see what happened to the gaming industry.


507c85 No.14656620

>>14655155

I wonder how well the Xbone would've been recieved had it been announced in CY+1.

Was 2013 the last year to witness any kind of effective large-scale consumer backlash against retarded corporates in vidya?


a65ed6 No.14656641

>>14656493

Exhibit A


548007 No.14656752

>>14655123

>Play as a nigger and cause mayhem and havoc for "fun"


dec90d No.14656773

"AAA" was always synonymous with trash.


4fe21f No.14656821

File: 752b2006c2d1571⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.46 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, just a bad review goy.jpg)

File: 34649af64abf928⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.77 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 4e5.jpg)

>>14655350

Games used to be fun because consumers had more opportunity to demo games before buying them. Blockbuster, demo discs, friends sharing games, all of these allowed people a chance to see what was on the market, try something out, and decide whether or not it was worth their money.

So what happened? The death of rentals combined with the increased popularity of gaming made EVERYBODY who produces video games, corporate and indie alike, to go into overdrive. Players are spoiled for fucking choice, so it behooves everybody who makes games to pump out one shitty game after another and find something–anything–to help market their shitty titles.

Even the best games suffer from this. Valve's hands-off approach to quality control–"Let the games decide"–ensures that thousands of games flood the marketplace, many of them full of bugs and glitches, and some of them even complete bullshit scams. The best games get washed away in the piss-stained swamp of mediocrity, and at this point the collective attention span of the public is so short that even the best games fall out of favor so quickly that nothing sticks around long enough to make a profit.

Combine this with the big corporate mindset that it's more important to drive profit than it is to provide a high quality gaming experience, and we can see why good video games are in decline. Most people don't like shitty loot boxes because they're DESIGNED to be fucking addictive, asshole: loot boxes and gachashit are intended to drive you to buy more and more and more because they intentionally program them to take advantage of the biological and psychological triggers to create dopamine rushes in your fucking brain. They design the ENTIRE GAME around the microtransactions to encourage you to buy "just one more thing". The actual gameplay tends to be lacking, they push DLC out for purchase the same day, and games are rushed out to market so fast that we wind up with games that are so broken and poorly optimized that people simply can't play them.

Or are you going to tell me that the thousands of people who purchased Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus and Assassin's Creed: Unity are just mad about how poorly the game was "reviewed"?

The way games are reviewed is another bullshit problem entirely, to be fair. This ridiculous mindset that nothing bad can happen to WYMYN or COLORED PEOPLE–Sorry, that's racist, I meant PEOPLE OF COLOR BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT GOYIM–otherwise it's a representation of racism, sexism, colonialism, Islamophobia, homophobia, etc., taints the way they review anything and everything. Somehow, they manage to not only refuse to acknowledge that there are serious problems in the production side of the industry between loot boxes, blatant false advertisement, day-one DLC, unnecessarily over-pushed microtransactions, and incredibly weak gameplay, art, story, and music, they ALSO manage to cock up the reporting because they only care about pushing their own mindset into the games they review:

>Ubisoft opened the door with exploration mode, so we should FINALLY get rid of all the combat and bosses and gameplay because it's too hard.

>Can we consider for a second that the phrase "GIT GUD" is toxic? You shouldn't be good at games to enjoy them.

>I got called a pussy in a multiplayer game. Here's why that is harassment and should be censored.

>Street Fighter 5's Ryu has a shirtless costume, and it's amazingly hot, but Cammy, R. Mika I don't know what the R stands for because I don't play Street Fighter games, and Chun Li's default costumes are indicative of the misogyny inherent in gaming.

<2014: Guns in Video Games Linked to Violence

<2014: Ignore the Journalist Having Sex With a Developer, Misogynistic Nerds

<2018: Trump Says Video Games Linked to Violence, Here's Why He's Wrong

<Also 2018: Sexy Women in Video Games Linked to Misogyny

It's enough to make me want to rip my hair out because it's just proof that these people don't care about games. They care about themselves, their images, their 'connections', and their political worldview, and NOTHING could be further from their minds than fair, objective reporting on the facts and paying attention to their actual reader base.

This industry is dying because greedy fucks and ignorant faggots are running it into the ground. They ignore the people that actually fuel the industry, the paying customers, en masse in favor of their own personal interests and political viewpoints. Don't pretend for a fraction of a second that many of these games are actually fun. Skyrim is 7 fucking years old and normalfags eat that shit up despite being flooded with stupid bugs. I had a friend who is a crazy Star Wars nerd who bought Soy Wars: Battlefront 2 and dropped it after 2 weeks, and another friend who preordered Destiny 2 and dropped it in the same amount of time.


206f01 No.14656830

Nothing changed.

You just grew lazy to put effort into something.


bf8933 No.14656899

>>14655299

>first argument is from floppy disc generation

>second argument is from cd generation

What a weak counter-argument anon

<Remember losing your work because you spill a drink on the papers

<Remember losing your work because your computer froze

Apples and oranges faggot


668082 No.14657116

>used to be apologetically fun

apologetic

[uh-pol-uh-jet-ik]

1. containing an apology or excuse for a fault, failure, insult, injury, etc.

Old games didn't apologize for their faults as a means to cause amusement. In fact, they did the exact opposite, they revelled on them and exaggerated them, that is, they were UNAPOLOGETIC.

You are an uncultured brat using big words without knowing what they mean to sound smart. You must be 18+ to post here. Get the fuck off my board.


bcc3c4 No.14657332

>>14655350

Too many people say this to sound "smart" or "enlightened" but it's not true. Sure there were trends people followed in the past Doom being an obvious one and games gradually started becoming more cinematic over several generations, but unless you REALLY like open world games or The Last of Us (possibly Uncharted) there isn't much for you outside of indie games.


b8b34e No.14657734

File: d68a008b6230b7c⋯.jpg (157.84 KB, 1062x751, 1062:751, e07c48f02bfd36c63aea84f7aa….jpg)

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

That was preferable to today's situation. If a game came out broken, then it was broken, and not worth buying. It incentivized companies to get it right the first time. Now, the ability to "patch bugs" has extended to "patching in content" weeks, months, even years down the line - allowing corporate greed to sell customers products that aren't finished (early access) and will never be finished. They just continue on until either profits decline or they get bored, at which case they call the current build final and move on.

>remember when you had to install a game with 30 floppy disks over the course of an entire day?

No, because it never happened. 40MB may have taken all day to download over a 2400 baud modem, but from disk it only took about 20 minutes tops (depending on if you were installing from 5 1/2 and had to constantly flip the disk over).

If you were going to make a point about how shitty diskettes were to use, you should have taken it back even further to before Hard Drives were standard or too small to really hold much more than the OS. Swapping 3~4 diskettes back and forth every time you moved a screen or two was a pain.

>remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs?

No, because CD based games were structured to reduce the disk swap time as much as possible. Which is why so many games with multiple disks didn't really have all that much more content than single disk games - because most of the room on the disk was taken up by redundant data which was necessary if you wanted to revisit earlier areas you'd already cleared. JRPGs and FMV games being the biggest offenders in multi-disk bullshittery, and those are also some the notoriously longest games, reducing your disk swapping even further.

Disk scratches were a problem, if you're a fucking slob and just throw your fucking disks around like goddamned frisbees. If you put them away in their cases properly after use, you won't have that problem. I still have PSX and PC games from the mid 90's which are spotless.


a28cf6 No.14657741

File: 633e71c99a45e0d⋯.jpg (41.31 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 9pyVDWt.jpg)

>>14657734

>No, because it never happened.

lol


1189ea No.14657744

>>14657741

Is this supposed to prove anything


b8b34e No.14657746

>>14657741

>You're wrong because of this joke picture I found on the internet.

Ok bud.


9f4e8e No.14657749

>>14655123

>apologetically fun

That means they'd say "sorry for being fun".


61cade No.14657808

>>14657734

>If you were going to make a point about how shitty diskettes were to use, you should have taken it back even further to before Hard Drives were standard or too small to really hold much more than the OS. Swapping 3~4 diskettes back and forth every time you moved a screen or two was a pain.

Or systems that had no hard drives at all.

I fucking dare anyone to play Alternate Reality: The City on C64 without raging.


b8b34e No.14657848

File: 11c96ec670ad715⋯.jpg (40.39 KB, 550x374, 25:17, appleii-system.jpg)

>>14657808

I think my deep seeded hatred of all things Apple started with the fucking Apple IIs my school had. Because some fuckup with more budget than brains saw them as a "trendy" computer and decided to load up on them for our computer classes - when it was already apparent, even to me as a child, that IBM clones were the way of the future because that's what pretty much all businesses were adopting.

It wasn't until I was well into middle school that we finally got our first 486 PCs (which were being phased out in favor of Pentiums by that point), but by then, the school board had been so burnt by the useless apple PCs that we only got like 5 486's that the whole school had to share.

I don't even want to consider how much fucking money they wasted on what basically amounted to Oregon Trail machines.


9cae9a No.14657871

Burnout 3 was the shit.


b2e11d No.14657880

>>14655377

This.

The other goes against the point of the medium, to play the game and to have fun.

Stories in vidya can be great and cutscenes and other bullshit is fine to have, but there has to be fun gameplay to go with it and ways for you to impact the game through said gameplay. There should be some restriction based on gameplay, as in if you can't get past something through skill, you are not allowed to progress


e92c9f No.14657895

>>14657848

Hey, remember in the mid-90s when Apple was on it's deathbed and Microsoft of all companies decided to bail them out for a laugh? Then they went and made the repurposed plastic aquarium iMac. Bill Gates always has been one twisted motherfucker.


485d1c No.14657901

No AAA gaming has always been shit. The only thing that has changed is you.


e92c9f No.14657961

Oh hey, I was going to make a thread like this but now that I've seen yours decided to formulate this as a reply instead.

Anons, name me a better 5-year period in gaming than 2003 - 2008. I don't mean the most iconic period, otherwise '85 - '90 easily takes the cake any day of the week with '91 - '96 not that far behind, but I mean a consistently good period. One where everything was good. And I think this is it.

Yearly titles were still of relatively good quality, and with an extra six months gave some needed polish. Very rarely did you see a game that was in development for longer than 2 years unless it was a delayed AAA release. Racing games were at their undisputed peak during this timeframe.

>Bioshock

>Bully

>Burnout 3/Revenge and maybe Paradise

>Crysis

>Dead Rising

>FO3 though NV was much better

>GT4

>GTA San Andreas

>GTA IV

>HL2

>Kirby Amazing Mirror/Canvas Curse

>KOTOR

>L4D

>MGS3

>MGS4

>Midnight Club 3 & LA

>NFS Underground - NFS Carbon Prostreet was meh, Undercover was shit

>Oblivion

>Okami

>Pikmin 2

>Portal

>RE4

>SimCity 4

>Sims 2

>Simpsons Hit and Run

>SSBBW

>Super Mario Galaxy

>Super Paper Mario: TTYD

>TF2

>Twilight Princess

>WoW before it became utter shit

>WWE Here Comes the Pain and SVR 2007 on the 360

And if you stretched back to Q4 2002 in return for Q4 2008 (so no FO3 or L4D) you could include Morrowind and Metroid Prime as well, maybe even Terminator: Dawn of Fate. Of course you had the stinkers out there like Sonic 06 but by and large, the shit that was hitting the stores shelves could be continuously hyped all the way through to 100% completion and leave you wanting more.


b8b34e No.14657981

File: 7948f27229f12a5⋯.jpeg (31.21 KB, 640x444, 160:111, 2012-12-13-bondi-blue.jpeg)

>>14657895

No, I don't remember that, but that's both hilarious and infuriating. And not only because it allowed Apple to hang on long enough to put out the iMac, which floated them until the iPhone/Smartphone that ruined fucking everything.

The iMacs really drew in the hipster crowd, and it made my life miserable since where I was working at the time was basically having two highly coordiated departments running two entirely different OSs. I was running production machines that were running CAD on Windows XP, but the hipsters in prototype just HAD to have their trendy colored iMacs or else they just couldn't get their creative energies flowing. So, being on a later shift where we weren't bogged down by reworks and just-in-time-production sent out by the receiving office (who left at 5) - we had to dedicate an hour of production each night to working up prototypes.

I don't remember the name of the drafting program they were using, but it was some irrelevant Apple proprietary file format. We either had to jump through a ton of hoops to get it converted over to CAD and run it on the quality machines - or we had to run it on the Alphanumerics machine which was years out of date (so much so that you couldn't even buy new cutting blades for it anymore - you had to buy from a limited and increasingly expensive existing inventory) and ran on a Apple machine using OS 6.-something.. and fucking crashed constantly.

Fuck Bill Gates for allowing Apple to survive.


ea05bb No.14657996

>>14657961

>this reddit tier taste

>>>/out/


e41dbd No.14658015

94-99 is better or 90-95, will post games later


68e7c6 No.14658033

>>14656486

It is. It's like "comfy".

For awhile people made threads about games they thought were "comfy" and it was mostly shit games that you can be retarded and still manage to beat it. The same thing was with "fun". If you're going to call things broad terms with no substance then your opinion is questionable.


c7accd No.14658034

They still are.

Easily available via piracy.

Keep playing the good old games, and avoid the new ones.

But convince as many normalfags as you can to also avoid them, and make this shit industry crash.


207576 No.14658037

>>14655123

it's funny because criteron devs went on to say how much of a fucking nightmare ea was to work with even back then, though the game is genuinely one of the best ever


e92c9f No.14658065

>>14657981

Yeah, it's a point in computing history they've tried to make people forget. The narrative since the late 00s at least has been "Apple were always successful since the 1984 advert because they innovated and thought differently" but in reality it was something more along the lines of:

>Apple had brief success in the late 70s and early 80s using shit they stole from Xerox

>Internal conflicts tore them apart Lisa literally because of a machine CALLED the Lisa, with half the company choosing to support the Apple II instead imagine if Microsoft simultaneously pushed 7 and 10 nowadays

>Chug merrily along for most of the 1980s

>Losing relevancy fast by the time Windows 3.1 came out

>Practically dead in the water by Windows 95

>Apple about to go bust a year later

>Billy boy bails the bumbling bastards out on August 7th 1997 looked it up

>Come up with iMac

>Make overnight killing from gullible hipsters

>Fad quickly fades and by 2000 they're not doing so well again

>iPod launches in 2001

And the rest is history.

>>14657996

Filthy nigger, tell me one game in that list that is undeniably Reddit and why. I can somewhat see your point for the Valve games but I highly doubt a plebbiturd would play anything by Nintendo post-SM64 and especially not play anything mired in controversy that concerns violence/muhsoggyknee/raysism like peak Cockstar or the wife beating simulation/bra & panties-era WWE games.


207576 No.14658083

>>14658065

>bioshock

mediocre

>bully

trash like all 3d gta and gtaesque games

>crysis

glorified tech demo

>fo3

shit bait

>hl2

glorified tech demo inferior to its predecessor in every meaningful way

>oblivion

faggot

>portal

le humor xd

>WoW

>implying wow wasn't always shit from its inception

utterly shit taste


207576 No.14658088

>>14658065

also, forgot

>I can somewhat see your point for the Valve games

the valve games are the best on the list, portal and tf2 at least. you forgot cs:s which despite being obviously inferior to cs offered a lot of fun with its community.


931fb4 No.14658098

i hated burnout 3 for the simple fact of it got rid of the game mode that past burnout games have where you drive into traffic to try and cause the biggest car accident possible.

it was like an ultra violent puzzle. i never got tired of watching it.


207576 No.14658150

>>14658098

that was in burnout 3, it's called crash mode, you're probably thinking of paradise which removed it and was released for the seventh console gen


04166c No.14658286

>>14655371

What differentiates a game from any other medium is the gameplay. If you do not have that, you do not have a game.

If you film yourself turning a page of a copy of LOTR every few seconds, have you made a LOTR movie? If you staple 500 pictures together, have you made a novel? If you record silence, have you made a song?


207576 No.14658314

>>14655371

the only time an interactive storytelling medium should be used is when it is directly intertwined with the gameplay, otherwise fuck off with your cancer please


80e723 No.14658347

Fun is dead.

The future is boring.

I regret not shooting up my highschool when I was 16 back in 2000. That could have been my picture on some twisted goth chick's bedroom altar as her dark prince as she cuts herself to her evanescence CD hoping to reach out to me.

But nah, got old, became part of the system I rebelled against. Watched as the hobbies I retreated into to escape the mainstream become the mainstream. Making sure my kids don't play these modern shitty games and spend more time outside playing sports or even with their friends playing D&D, just not in front of a screen.


b8b34e No.14658425

File: bfb786ba3ca18db⋯.jpg (116.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Roll a Bazinga.jpg)

>>14658347

>or even with their friends playing D&D

Wasn't D&D infested pretty bad too? If not before, then certainly after The Bazinga Theory ran their episodes on it.


19c652 No.14658432

>>14656363

Gradius V is far too long and doesn't feel like Gradius.


49854e No.14658649

>>14658425

BBT started out alright in season 1. Not exactly perfect but not that bad either. And then it tried to wipe every trace of originality it had in order to fit in the american sitcom standard. Everyone has girlfriends. Sex jokes all over the place, romance triangles, bazinga becoming a thing and so on.


f20a5c No.14658666

>>14655123

KikeBox games always had a sinister agenda to program and socially engineer the goyim in (((SocJus))).


c5c482 No.14658671

>>14658425

You cant breach RPGs like that, since every group plays the games how they want,


329911 No.14658690

>>14658649

>sitcoms are sitcoms

Are you by chance a minister of military affairs in an galactic empire?


626bfd No.14658706

Take the Yakuza pill


046a36 No.14658874

File: 6a6b06ec7869f4e⋯.png (277.71 KB, 1200x700, 12:7, apologetically fun.png)


38e219 No.14658930

>>14656821

>it's just proof that these people don't care about games. They care about themselves, their images, their 'connections', and their political worldview, and NOTHING could be further from their minds than fair, objective reporting on the facts and paying attention to their actual reader base.

This shit's infected the indie devs in the worst way, too. In their desperate attempt to get 3 seconds of spotlight for their shitty angry bird clone, they just hop from con to con ""networking"" by sucking the flaccid cock of every cuck (((journalist))) in a 5 mile radius. Because of that, they're all drinking the ideological koolaid. Holding any other political opinion will get you on the fast track to the commie blacklist. Politics has become forcefully integrated in video games because every trust fund baby living in a gated California community thinks they need to change the fucking world.

So now instead of the indies focusing on trying new, risky ideas that could completely change the industry, they prey on nostalgia and replace all the characters with niggers so their new butt buddies will write "NEW INDIE TITLE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF [GOOD GAME]" on the front page of every shitheap waste of bandwidth website they can.


226943 No.14661116

File: 6ebedd05e4548ed⋯.jpg (63.55 KB, 321x450, 107:150, E_10009_1160485832_Emperor….jpg)

File: 1cbe4e44e0f5aaa⋯.jpg (130.69 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1cbe4e44e0f5aaa8f72cde020d….jpg)

>>14655299

those were the days…


226943 No.14661140

File: e60324a692b03f0⋯.jpg (54.38 KB, 603x593, 603:593, off by one.JPG)

File: 9fc648fb3835348⋯.jpg (16.37 KB, 428x114, 214:57, Capturebvg.JPG)

File: c67c0bbcb0d5e82⋯.png (121.58 KB, 216x324, 2:3, 48d1a323a93db82326003a7005….png)


03da4c No.14661170

File: e0a56173193118a⋯.jpg (58.89 KB, 960x882, 160:147, come on now.jpg)


ef36ae No.14661236

File: 73f1b3c1a424d36⋯.png (371.85 KB, 322x468, 161:234, CASUAL.png)

>>14655123

>>14655207

It's the eternal conundrum : remember the good old times and suffer or become oblivious and live happily. Both are faggy options.

You people know the root of all evils more than anything.


0fbd59 No.14661850

File: e39e6cd25ee6b46⋯.jpg (56.96 KB, 1100x552, 275:138, radical heights.jpg)

>Remember when video games used to be apologetically fun for the sake of being fun?

Don't need to, op.


b1b599 No.14661870

I miss the early 7th gen when we'd still get some very nice games as the devs still had that optimistic 6th gen mentality but just applied it to bigger, more powerful hardware - talking about stuff like the first (and the only good) Dead Rising for example.


9e79ed No.14661903

>>14655371

Yeah, it's not like the latter ever eclipsed the earlier for years or anything.


8bc4fe No.14663450

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

No, because back then they actually tested them properly because games with truly significant bugs would fail.

>remember when you had to install a game with 30 floppy disks over the course of an entire day?

No, because practically every good game was on Nintendo/Sega/PlayStation and "computer games" were just for kids whose parents didn't love them enough to get them real video game systems, so they just tried to pretend Commander Keen was as good as Mega Man and Jazz Jackrabbit was as good as Sonic. PC only became a significant force after 2007 when The Orange Box and its memeshit got the "CAKE IS A LIE XD" crowd to hop on casual social shit like Left 4 Dead, which is exactly the type of game OP is describing. The four or five PC games from before that that were actually worth playing were not enough to make one complain about installation as a problem for video games in general. It just made you wonder why the creators didn't put their game on a real video game system.

>remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs?

No, because I'm not a filthy animal who can't put a CD in its case.


018869 No.14663627

ITT jaded neckbeards


b49563 No.14663678

>>14661170

Prove him wrong.


5f2645 No.14663972

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

I don't, actually. Bugs were few and far in between, if any at all. I never had any issue with bugs in the pre patches era. QA was much more dedicated back then and more budget was assigned to it


183c96 No.14664286

File: 0544ed1d5d8d23d⋯.jpg (557.18 KB, 970x1200, 97:120, Super Mario Odyssey poster.jpg)

>>14655123

What about SMO?


b8b34e No.14664861

File: 74d650f33349714⋯.jpg (276.84 KB, 1459x951, 1459:951, Bosskey.jpg)

>>14661850

Yes, I'm sure their players are having as much fun playing the game as they had in making it.


b8b34e No.14664874

File: 9eba3c04258b181⋯.jpg (54.57 KB, 640x360, 16:9, leisure-suit-larry-3.jpg)

>>14663450

>were just for kids whose parents didn't love them enough to get them real video game systems, so they just tried to pretend Commander Keen was as good as Mega Man and Jazz Jackrabbit was as good as Sonic.

Someone is salty that they couldn't pass the age verification test on Leisure Suit Larry.


a178e3 No.14664973

>>14657741

>a whole fucking operating system + applications is the same as a single game


07ed97 No.14665161

>>14656375

That's his exact point, you retard. It was shit then, and it's shit now.


07ed97 No.14665242

File: 1848ffeb3b46bd2⋯.png (100.17 KB, 1012x911, 1012:911, ClipboardImage.png)


09e944 No.14665281

File: 5d8b4e4a5f50239⋯.png (19.94 KB, 250x116, 125:58, 1.png)

>>14655299

You're being underage apologist nigger. The bugs are even worse. The way they playtest games now relies heavily on patches to justify laziness. According to a friend who was hired as a temp to playtest for microsoft, they have less then a year to test after the main part of the game is finished. The timeline being Christmas for maximum sales. They concentrate on major game breaking bugs and will ship the game regardless of its current state. After Christmas the majority of temps will be let go and the rest be kept around to patch the smaller bugs after release. The game is Crackdown


d6b77d No.14665327

File: 449b67ea2018178⋯.mp4 (2.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, conker_kys.mp4)

>>14655207

I remember when someone was told to 'get gud' it was to seriously 'get gud' and not pander to this hugbox bullshit seen now in online games. That and none of these bullshit streamer bait who failed to make the cut in the amateur porn or adult webcam industry.

>>14655299

>remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs?

No because I maintained and took care of my discs anon. The fuck we're you doing? Leaving the shit out and having people use it as fucking kosters on the coffee table?


79fe28 No.14665333

File: 4214af2aefdeef0⋯.png (298.62 KB, 500x500, 1:1, romero carmack.png)

>>14663450

Yes, PC kind of sucked at 2D scrolling back then. But it was always better at FPS, strategy, adventures, simulation and so on.

>>14665242

That's way too retarded to be true… holy shit, it's true. brb gonna kill myself now.


2159f2 No.14665432

>>14655299

> because you scratched up your discs?

You don't belong here, you animal.


5ebd0a No.14665438

>>14664874

>age verification test

Are you fucking serious?


a98867 No.14665882

>>14665438

>Not knowing the glorious age verification-test

Faggot.


e99b0e No.14666019

>>14655324

>>14655299

It's not wrong or false, but his point is completely moot since we can play those old games without the overhead and they're still fun. Hardships are always more bearable when they're necessary. He's just selectively mentioning the annoying parts about installing old games, which really have nothing to do with the substance of the game.


e99b0e No.14666036

>>14663450

>He thinks all PC gamers wanted to do was play platformers

Someone's mad they didn't get to play Doom.


78a371 No.14666073

File: 5e69483c59993e7⋯.png (145.7 KB, 243x314, 243:314, gamma_swiggity_swooty_comi….png)

>>14655299

>remember when there was game bugs that never got patched?

Still happens.

>remember when you had to install a game with 30 floppy disks over the course of an entire day?

I'm not 60 years old.

>remember swapping cd's constantly and then getting read errors constantly because you scratched up your discs?

Take care of your fucking games.


2ebeee No.14666153

>>14655299

>>14655331

You act as if those were bad things.


2225fe No.14666228

>>14655350

They're fun, but not as fun in comparison to old games. A game like Deus Ex can't be done in 2018 because it would cost millions to develop.

Plus they only had expansion packs, not microtransactions or DLC.


923a7c No.14666357

>>14657741

Microsoft did that as a joke you dumb nigger.




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