e6f94d No.14652926
>Remember some ponyfucker scalpercuck I met at a weebcon telling me to buy old PS2 dancemats and adapters because PC ones don't let you press opposite tiles.
>Get PC one.
>Won't let me press opposite directions.
>Used the POV value and was recognized as a 360 controller.
>My high ancient technology kowledge lets me use the magic of JoyToyKey to fix the problem.
>Play StepMania happily.
Scalpercucks BTFO.
Also scalpers getting cucked thread I guess.
8f71ee No.14652960
One time I saw a yardsale and found a gameboy in a shoe box, brought it up to the old guy and his wife selling their sons stuff and told them "5 bucks is too much. You cann emulate it on a raspberry pi for less" then threw it on the ground right in front of them. Scalpers: 0 true hardcore gamers: 1
15f940 No.14652975
>>14652960
That's nothing. One time I found a copy of the art of moebius signed by Jean Giraud. It was in one of those milk crates at a garage sale and the fucking guy wanted 10 bucks for it. Tore it apart right in front of him. The pussy scalper cuck started crying on the ground and I stepped on his hand, telling him not to fuck with gamers. Spit on him and left with nothing. Piece of shit didn't even know it's probably just a pdf on the internet. Fucking owned.
54affc No.14652993
>>14652960
Anon, people pay good money to play video games on their original intended hardware because emulation often introduces inaccuracies. True hardcore gamers would have just paid the $5 for the superior experience.
>>14652975
Is this some kind of ebin meme or some shit?
6cd48c No.14653010
>be me
>walking around at a carboot sale
>see some old saturn games
>nothing really cool, mostly sports shit
>open up one
>disc is missing
>check in a few more
>copy of magical chase for tg16
>just loose in the case against a copy of Bug! Too
>slip it in my pocket
>walk away from the seller and he noticed
>walks up to me and says "excuse me, did you take something?"
>headbutt him and sprint for my bike
>he's chasing with a bloodied nose, teary eyed
>get away with a free game from some old fat white piece of shit
>>14652993
fuck off hardware cuck, pc makes all these games play better. can you play crash bandicoot with a keyboard? Fuck no. Can you play sonic the hedgehog with a 360 game pad? fuck no. Fuck off.
fb1ad9 No.14653015
>>14652975
Epic story fellow gamer, but I bet I can top it. One time I ironically went to this furry convention so I could laugh at all the chungos in animal costumes when suddenly I saw this otter faggot selling a copy of the Nintendo World Championships gold cartridge on the NES. I threw it on the floor and took a giant liquid shit on the cartage. Didn't that furfag know that it's basically just a demo disk of games? Fucking idiot should have thought long and hard before messing with a serious gamer like myself.
6cd48c No.14653025
>>14653015
>be me
>read this post
damn, never been so proud to own these faggots…I'm proud to share this board with you brother.
84bd41 No.14653043
>>14653015
one time I found the n64 disc drive at a garage sale and the guy insisted on giving it to me for free so I threw it on the ground and stomped it to bits. get owned scalpercucks
e6f94d No.14653065
>>14653010
>fat white piece of shit
Spotted the nigger.
cbbbe8 No.14653073
>>14652975
>>14653015
Both of you are faggots. Here is a real gamer hardcore gamer story
>be me walkin home from work
>homeless bum named "bill" comes up to me
>gives me this huge sob story about his life and I'm just trying to walk past this guy
>says all he has left is most prized possession- an old copy of Earthbound with the note "To Birry- Shigesato Itoi"
>Offers it to me for 20 bucks
>Me, being the hardcore gamemaster I am, do what anyone would
>I smack the cartridge out of his hand and smash it with my foot
>Then I spit in his eye and tell him "Get with the times you old bitch- I can emulate this shit for free"
>Laugh at him as he tries to pick up the pieces of the broken game
I sure showed him what an epic gamer I am
e6850f No.14653074
>>14653015
Nice one, but I got better
>walk around town
>suddenly see a shop full of scalper shit
>Xboxes and playstations everywhere
>laugh at the clerk, telling him it can all be emulated or will soon be
>set the store on fire
Fuck these fucking scalpers, man
e6f94d No.14653078
>all the salty retards that don't know how expensive a good PS2 dancemat is fue to scalping doing le epin ironic posting
You are niggers. All of you.
068dcb No.14653087
>>14652926
any good guides to be able to play stepmanias type games in pc?
e6f94d No.14653098
>>14653087
I don't think such a thing exists, anon.
fb1ad9 No.14653110
>>14653025
>>14653043
>>14653073
>>14653074
Fuckin noice. I'm honored to have such great internet friends.
aba18a No.14653167
OP, the Resetera cucks have come to your thread. Brace for the cancer that is upon your thread.
1d88a6 No.14653245
>be me
>find some dumb painting in some abandoned warehouse
>says some dumb shit like "Real copy of the Mona Lisa"
>I am a real gamer so I don't read, I get narrated to
>I tear the stupid painting in half
>burn down the warehouse too, it was full of shit made by some dumb fag called Tesla
>Make some Faze clan hand signs as I walk away slowly like a badass
Any fellow Faze bros in here have more stories of owning noobs?
1778f3 No.14653278
>>14653087
like how to play for pad?
aba18a No.14653291
>All the scalper apologists ITT.
Resetera, you are pathetic.
d4453d No.14653326
>>14653291
>8chan can't handle oc
Learn to laugh you homo
b6a36c No.14653342
>see some faggy soyboy at the local WalMart playing Pokeymans on his hipstershit DS from a million years ago. This little bitch was like 5'2" and under 100 lbs
>slap that shit out of his weak-ass hands
>he bends down only for me to stomp on it right in front of his face
>take this opportunity to spit on the back of his neck
>his bing bing wahoo machine is completely busted. Nintendium my ass
>laugh at him as he cries and tell him to go buy a Vita like a real gamer
>grab his ass on the way out just to make sure he's not hiding anything in his back pockets
>take the cartridges and sell them on Ebay for $60. I'm doing a service by keeping games away from scalpers like that fucker
e6f94d No.14653345
>>14653326
>le epic oh sea
>I'm not making fun of OP while being a passive agressive Resetera bitch that sucks scalper cock even though they manipulate prices like the kikes they are
41ab23 No.14653350
Original hardware is always better though.
d4453d No.14653355
>>14653342
Dude, god bless our troops. Ignore the scalpers in this thread saying this isn't a justified war. They're just mad they are losing. Keep posting epic ownage stories, show these scalpers who is boss
22a9ce No.14653371
>>14653345
They're not making fun of you because they're scalper apologists. They're making fun of you because you sound like an edgy retard.
<heh, sure showed him with my superior intellect and skills
<owned him epic style
also
>going to cons
faggot
d4453d No.14653380
>>14653371
>telling the scalper what he's doing wrong
You just joined the wrong side of history anti-gamer scum
54affc No.14653401
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>>14653371
I regret to inform you that you have been rused.
e6f94d No.14653408
Nu-/v/ is the reason I'm opening a Gensokyo portal. Want me to stream it?
22a9ce No.14653410
>>14653380
I'm no anti gamer. Listen to this ebin god-tier beatdown I made on this guy. *redacted due to how pwned the guy was* You should have seen his face after I pubstomped his life.
Libtards -1000
Me 6000000
22a9ce No.14653414
>>14653401
Fucking R*ssian scum. We all know how you hacked the election of every country that didn't go in my political leaning's favor.
e6f94d No.14653424
>>14653410
>Adding politics to the shitpost.
You done it now boy.
b78546 No.14653461
is nobody going to give a real story? they stopped being funny after the first one.
bd10d2 No.14653467
>e6f94d
You sound like the kind of faggot who shouldn't be allowed near something of actual value, like an xbox dev kit.
72051f No.14653482
>>14653010
so did that really happen
da9e43 No.14653819
>>14653065
What, did the stealing money, random acts of violence, and escaping on a bicycle not tip you off?
b6a36c No.14653827
>>14653819
>my bike
This casts reasonable doubt
8f71ee No.14653837
>>14653819
>random act of violence
>towards a scalper
listen here scalper, ANYONE trying to make money off of video games will be brought to light. If you have at any point ever bought, sold, or exchanged anything of value for a video game, you will be found, and you will be exposed. OPs only mistake was not kicking the ass of the brony and making a list of ebay sellers to beat the shit out of. Although I think he may be a scalper as every one of his posts past the OP has been false flagging. He'll be next.
f31dfb No.14653842
>>14653078
>being this angry at anons having fun
Back to israel with you scalpercuck
8f71ee No.14653846
>>14653842
scalpercucks BTFO
868636 No.14654134
When will it finally become legal to publicly execute this scalper scum!?!?
0eece3 No.14654159
Wow it’s been a while since I’ve seen a thread this shit.
bd10d2 No.14654186
The Scalper is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a cuck, a faggot, retarded, or a nigger, it all runs off him like water off a brony's fedora. But call him a scalper and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back. "I-I've been found out!"
53f952 No.14654237
all you fucking faggots are just moralfags, there is nothing wrong with scalping
when I sell a crt to a crying and begging melee player whos tv I broke last night, forcing him to sell his children into slavery and mine salt for 20 years to pay off the debt, its just the way of the world and not some magical "sin" that makes me scum, im just better then you at it and you are butthurt about it
good luck getting your greasy paws on my merchandise you pathetic larpers, I can smell you coming a mile away and my stinging mercilessness isnt the only sharpened steel I have with me, a blade folded many hundreds of times in the mystical eastern land of japan, sharp enough to carve through your rolls of fat before you even know I rolled behind you
ed12b8 No.14658621
Scalpers need to die tbh.
b158ac No.14662816
>>14654237
Fuck you scalper scum!!!!!
22a9ce No.14662856
More like (((anti-scalpers))) tbh. They just want to keep the European man poor through (((reasonable prices)))
c7f35c No.14662912
Best thread on 8chan right now tbh
a303ef No.14662983
>>14653461
>any stories posted on 8chan
>real
8f71ee No.14662995
>>14662912
yeah, OP started off pretty rough with his false flagging but I'm glad we quashed the scalper menace. That'll teach him about attacking gamers. Scalpers, much like women, do not belong in gaming.
424ace No.14668140
>>14652926
He's not wrong about original hardware being better generally but the PS2 is pretty good as emulation goes.
415acc No.14673331
>>14668140
> but the PS2 is pretty good as emulation goes.
Emuniggers believe this.
b1c560 No.14674702
>>14653167
>>14653291
Proofs? Resetera is busy playing GoW which they call "The God Father".
4e2868 No.14674745
>>14653342
Dude do you understand what you just did? You became a fucking dirty scalper, youre lucky i havent found you yet in real life
415acc No.14677751
>>14674745
Cheating a retard out of his money =/= scalping.
d7dadc No.14677784
>>14674702
>which they call "The God Father".
That's actually pretty clever.
73aff6 No.14677845
Going to use this OP as a template. It seems to really get the cuckchan faggots to show themselves so they can be mocked and banned.
0fa1b9 No.14677946
>Scalpercucks
is this some new halfchan or plebbit may-may? get a fucking job and quit crying about scarcity in a capitalist economy, ya dingus.
252359 No.14678515
>>14653087
You've stepped on a plank where your mind is the key.
Or just buy the PS2 games, they're not expensive.
f31dfb No.14678533
>>14677845
>>14677946
>>>/metaljesusrocks/
Scalpercucks feel free to kill yourself
>>14653342
I am throbbing right now
6dc82d No.14678538
I scalped two switches on release day and it paid for a third fuck retards that can't take advantage of the market and play vidya for free
415acc No.14688680
8f71ee No.14688704
I remember this thread, what a classic. Someone should screen cap it.
8c80e6 No.14689166
>>14652975
Truly weak. One time some street shitting old man was giving out Mega Man posters in front of a Gamestop for advertisements. Walked up to him and spit right in his face after I punched his nutsack. He was crying but I didn't give a fuck. Told him to stop trying to make my favorite games more accessible to filthy casuals like himself. Then I snatched what little pocket money he had and stabbed him for good measure. Next time he'll know not to fuck with a real gamer.