Its friday. Are you ready for your FEAST or do you need your snacks before this night of shut in simian excess?

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Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:49:16 72baaf No.14601685

Its friday. Are you ready for your FEAST or do you need your snacks before this night of shut in simian excess?

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:50:14 f15cb6 No.14601689

remove umaru REMOVE UMARU I WILL END YOU

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:16:56 218366 No.14601765

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I'm on a diet so no snacks for me, just a hearty slow cooked meal to tuck into after work and the gym to keep me going for an autistic night of weeb games

And lots of water, gotta stay hydrated

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 13:28:12 7c2a02 No.14601938

I gotta work tomorrow so eff you

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 13:28:46 1b39ca No.14601940

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>>14601689

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 13:43:03 72baaf No.14601971

>>14601689

>he's not pro Umaru

Mark's gonna get you!

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 13:49:49 2363d7 No.14601993

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Well I do need to stock up on wine, sausage, and apples.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:12:45 f59ee5 No.14602064

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>Its friday.

I think I've got some missing time. Was I having fun or something? I've got some spicy miso ramen, does that count?

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:13:59 72baaf No.14602072

>>14602064

>tfw robbies mouth cancer came back and its terminal this time.

Tonight we party for villain #1 ;_;7

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:17:16 ac089c No.14602081

>>14601685

>Drinking anything other than water

>eating anything other than your boyfriends semen

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:17:36 f59ee5 No.14602086

>>14602072

Oh man, that is sad making. At least he knows a lot of people were rooting for him.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:22:32 72baaf No.14602096

>>14602081

For the last time Todd, nobody is buying Skyrim.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:28:37 d38468 No.14602105

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>>14601685

Got a new graphics card, I'll celebrate this friday by not playing any games that require it because I don't wanna

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:31:43 30ad9b No.14602107

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i got sick really badly this week and i want to fucking die, i want to play something relaxing because anything right now makes me fucking mad

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:44:01 f59ee5 No.14602146

>>14602105

Sounds like prime time to play some MUDs.

>>14602107

When I'm sick I usually like flying games, about the only thing that doesn't make me feel worse.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:52:40 72baaf No.14602163

>>14602107

play some neo geo pocket games mang. treat yourself.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 15:05:05 340fee No.14602213

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This weekend I will European Extreme with a bottle of whiskey and an entire rotisserie chicken.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 15:06:18 72baaf No.14602220

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>>14602213

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 15:20:15 340fee No.14602270

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>>14602220

Rations are cool but nothing beats digging into an entire animal, or ramen

Now I'm wondering if it's possible to go through MGS3 only eating rations or other packaged foods

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 15:27:52 72baaf No.14602297

>>14602270

MGS3: Stevesistence

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 17:14:12 ef38ec No.14602672

I'm on a keto diet because fuck life right now. Can't even bake bread because I have to wait two weeks for right flour to arrive. At least smoked turkey leg and sharp cheddar are great at topping salads.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 17:24:51 8db31a No.14602727

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>>14601685

>Are you ready for your FEAST or do you need your snacks

I'm dieting

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 17:37:50 72baaf No.14602787

>>14602727

You better be an autistic femanon chasing her fetish dream

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 17:45:30 a9898a No.14602846

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>>14601685

Nah, I gotta get /fit/. No calories over 500.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 17:56:27 e783f0 No.14602885

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>all those niggas dieting

Just get a job after being a NEET for years, you'll get so stressed out you'll stop eating and become a skeleton and get fired for being spooky.

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 18:21:10 14dd96 No.14602995

>>14601685

T R A S H R A T

Anonymous 04/06/18 (Fri) 22:10:02 5d046f No.14604067

>>14602672

Almond bread or what? I want to make bread, going to buy myself an ice cream machine as well for keto ice cream.

What do you have?

Anonymous 04/08/18 (Sun) 02:11:26 7c8af1 No.14609577

Been a lazy fuck eating only garbage for years so now I'm on an autismal 1 800 calorie meal a day diet until I drop another 10lbs. Trying to build up meal discipline, then I'm going to try to clean bulk the weight back.

It's a lot easier to do autism diets when you've got good games that can retain your focus for long periods of time like MMO's, but I've also quit those so my days are just suffering.

Anonymous 04/08/18 (Sun) 06:39:43 b36d97 No.14610353

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>>14601685

im on keto for a while so I ate an entire package of bacon and walked 12 miles. I feel alright.

i miss bread and beer

>>14602846

you should eat more than 500 calories a day, like anything under 1000 or 900 is pretty bad.

>>14604067

people normally use almond or coconut flour, i use it to make fathead dough which i put homemade salmon spread with bacon on. you can also do cauliflower dough but that's really time intensive.

>>14609577

try keto, its been suppressing my appetite and I've had trouble meeting my calorie goals.

Anonymous 04/08/18 (Sun) 07:53:33 1afb75 No.14610521

>>14601765

>gotta stay hydrated

Just let yourself die. This place would be nicer.

Anonymous 04/08/18 (Sun) 08:11:05 8fdea1 No.14610591

>>14610353

>try keto, its been suppressing my appetite and I've had trouble meeting my calorie goals.

Typically sugar accelerates metabolism while fat and fiber slow it down and make you feel full, just get enough vitamins and protein daily and don't shovel vegetable oil and starch down your throat, that'll make you gain weight. Not eating enough carbs daily will raise your cortisol levels and makes your muscles atrophy (body breaks down your muscles for glucose), so keep that in mind.

Anonymous 04/08/18 (Sun) 23:13:07 6ee6a3 No.14613611

>>14602672

Just use almond butter. I usually double this recipe so that it fits nicely inside my loaf pan.

https://archive.fo/h2tfO