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probably the same reason you think of the coolest comebacks after an argument and you can't say them. the games always narrate in past tense.

>>14600158

That's actually pretty cool, I should really get around to play this.

>>14600162

the first two are good, the rest aren't by the original team and I have a fairly strong policy when it comes to fan fiction. I don't like how James McCaffery sounds so stuffed up in Max Payne 2 and it seems like a weird step down after his crisp curling quips in the first one. Maybe he had a cold but the gimmick became a gripe before too long.

You cant relate?

>>14600176

Don't answer.

A rhetorical question.

Everyone does this.

>>14600152

That's how everyone is. I can form very cool sounding sentences and think the perfect thing to say, but when I try to say it comes out all jumbled and retarded.

>>14605629

this

Because the game's story is told in medias res. He is narrating the events as they unfold. Max is a better storyteller than he is a communicator.

Why did they change his face?

Sam Lake will always be the only max payne face to me.

What the fuck are you waiting for?

>>14605638

How to play them? Sequentially?

>>14606258

Sam Lake didn't permit R* to reuse his face for the third game, iirc.

>>14606571

or the 2nd one

>>14606515

first alan wake, then quantum break.

>>14606577

Thanks

>there are people who do not bind the dive and slow mo buttons to the same key

What a lame and gay way to play max payne. Diving without slow mo, slow moing without the dive. Truly awful.

>>14605629

>>14600176

>>14600200

These.

Pretty sure you can do either without rebinding keys. Middle mouse was slow mo sans dive, dive sans slow mo I can't really remember. Shift?

>>14606515

1 then 2

>>14606515

You play the 1, then the 2.

Then you put the 3 in a garbage can and you set it on fire.

he has autism

>>14606380

I agree.

Well that's the case for me so I'm guessing he's Autistic

>>14606577

Remember if you're going to watch Quantum break do it when drunk and holding your hand in a hook in a belt loop 4u

>>14607028

I would object to this because, if he was autistic: he wouldn't be any good in a firefight because autistic people find loud noises particularly unpleasant. He would be cringing in the fetal position if he found himself in a battle with a dozen guns going off at the same time.

>>14606258

Because everyone mocked the original texture for looking constipated

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>>14609690

RHETORICAL

>>14609695

QUESTION

>>14609556

its not quite that bad, usually its only one of their sense thats extreme, I see it as taste or touch more often then hearing

EG picky eaters and wrongbadfeel, wrongbadfeel is mine

>>14600152

maybe he's autistic

>>14609556

>He would be cringing in the fetal position if he found himself in a battle

Yeah, nah. Those are normalfags you're thinking of.

>>14600158

Is there a reason for this? like a scientific explanation?

i fucking have the best things to say in my head,but when i say them they come out as putty and i sound like a down syndromes brick.

>>14609732

It could be expected that the parts of your brain used for verbal thought wouldn't match up perfectly with the parts of your brain used for speech - if nothing else, think of all the different pressures you'd feel about saying something but wouldn't feel thinking about saying that something.

>>14609732

It's the exact same reason why I envision beautiful art, but my smudgy left-hand makes 5th grade results.

>>14609732

When it's in your head, the thought and essence is already there and concise.

The act of going through the process of finding the right words to express it, and expressing it verbally is what throws you off.

Sometimes, the act itself is too slow than the thought so it all goes out in some garbled mess.

Sort of like hand-eye coordination.. somewhat

>>14609750

Basically having a thought and verbalizing it are different processes. The former being very intuitive, while the latter being built on complex social rules and dynamics. You could compare it to computers communicating. You have a file ready to go on computer A, but transmitting that file is a gigantic field of study onto itself, involving many different concepts and technologies.

>>14609732

Man I get eloquent ideas all the time that I stumble to speak out. Often I forget the right word mid-sentence. Also I stutter.

<bumping with best line.

>>14606515

Play all 3. MP3 may be different but it's still a competent game.

>>14609796

this anon actually has the ability to verbalize :^)

>>14600152

Finnish meme writing.

>>14600152

the monologues are supposed to represent his emotional state, not his actual intellect

>>14606515

>>14605638

>>14607007

3 was the only one I liked.

>>14612164

No, this is Patrick.

>>14600152

In Max Payne 3 he is a bumbling NJ retard in both situations.

>>14609732

I know that it's described as "spirit of the stairway" by some people.

Originating from some french philosopher, basically meaning that you think of the perfect reply too late.

>>14616800

You're killing me.

I just wish it wasn’t damn near impossible to get those games running with an AMD. I want to play them but I have to roll back my drivers and jump through several hoops to even start them.

because he's a cop meaning he's dealing with the worst possible nigger scum. they can hardly speak english to begin with.

Pizza delivery

>>14609556

Depends on the autist. Some are hyper-sensitive to noise, some have no reaction to it. Some are only sensitive to certain sounds but can handle or even enjoy others.

>>14609732

We can think like ten thousand words a second but can only speak 800.

>>14619179

Nigga how do you even speak 800 words a second?

>>14606380

Nah you and your cohort are wrong. McAffrey face in 2 looks perfectly like the part. Hes the voice anyway.