9c5d5c No.14593166
>Main protagonist has his wife fucked by other men
>Secondary protagonist keeps pining over his gf during the entire game that never into him to begin with and gets cucked at the end when she marries a doctor
>Tertiary protagonist is a filthy degenerate literally sucks cock, obliterates his asshole with dragon dildos and has no problem fucking men.
Why do detect some Dan Harmon issues going on with the writers going through a mid-age life crisis and putting this on their video games?
eda67a No.14593172
GTA has always been a parody of society's degeneracy.
f51fb2 No.14593175
>>14593166
They said that Trevor symbolizes the people who play their games.
Lol.
e3518b No.14593184
bd9005 No.14593185
>western dev makes huwite male protagonists either cucks or fags
And you're surprised by this, why?
a8be58 No.14593188
>>14593175
That's the kind of shit you say to make normalfags happy because to them trevor is lolsorandumb
1e223b No.14593191
>playing shit games
Found your problem OP.
806595 No.14593194
aac286 No.14593197
>>14593166
they were thinking of you
>>14593194
wow what a great finish
8d5f53 No.14593209
>>14593166
It's been an on-going trend with Rockstar. You start off with Calude and Tommy, amoral assholes that don't take shit from anyone, and then the developers decide to get you in touch with your sensitive cuck side, so you get the dumb nigger CJ that gets pegged by a crazy spic and conned and ridiculed by everyone, followed by Niko who is equally dumb and pathetic, culminating with the cuck trio of GTAV.
It's basically a reflection of the filthy nihilism that is omnipresent in all of Western narratives. You're not supposed to cheer for the protagonist, you're supposed to be disgusted by them and by yourself for looking at them.
>>14593185
The nigger is a cuck too, though.
e8302b No.14593217
>>14593166
Okay but you can still fuck prostitutes and strippers.
8d5f53 No.14593224
>>14593201
No, the question is why are they moralfagging cucks or degenerates? Why can't they be more like Tommy, whose personality fit the chaotic gameplay of GTA perfectly?
4023c6 No.14593243
The game is about two angry assholes who are bitter about their past. Franklin is just a device to bring them together and give Trevor and Micheal a reason to interact with eachother again
8d5f53 No.14593256
>>14593243
If I wanted to play a cuck I'd just fire up the newest soy simulator. Why do Western developers think anyone wants to witness such a disgusting creature in action?
eda67a No.14593259
>>14593256
You're right, anon.
Nobody bought gta5
8d5f53 No.14593265
>>14593259
>it's popular so it's good!
You have to go back.
4023c6 No.14593272
>>14593256
I remember discussing this with some of my lads and we came to the conclusion that Trevor at least represent the average GTA player. Trevor is the one who just plays GTA to go on rampages and slaughter everyone without giving a fuck. Not sure if Micheal or Frank represent anything though
>>14593259
Did ANYBODY buy GTA V for the story or characters though? I sincerely doubt it. Nobody buys GTA for the story. People buy GTA for the quick 5 minute burst of dopamine when you run around snadboxing in the open world before getting board, turning the game off, and repeating it in a week.
9eb2a0 No.14593276
GTA has been having an increasingly severe identity crisis starting with SA. It seems to me like R* has no idea as to what a GTA game should be tone wise, so the series has been getting less and less coherent over time.
4c35a2 No.14593277
>>14593209
>GTA started at 3
You're one of those kids that think Final Fantasy started at VII right?
8d5f53 No.14593283
>>14593272
Thankfully GTA is dead now. Every future game from Rockstar will be a lootbox infested shitpile that runs on monopoly money.
>>14593276
They had it right with Tommy, who, while a complete lunatic, didn't tip over into utter degenerate. They seem to think people want to play the pathetic protagonist of Breaking Bad and all his shitty life issues.
>>14593277
Because the protagonists of 1, London and 2 were such upstanding citizens, right?
4023c6 No.14593306
>>14593283
>Thankfully GTA is dead now. Every future game from Rockstar will be a lootbox infested shitpile that runs on monopoly money.
Too be fair, there's really nowhere for the series to go now after V in terms of its core gameplay. Maybe you can have more dynamic events going on, or hell, more interiors. But its safe to say there's no way Rockstar is going to be able to repeat the same commercial success of V at this point.
2d8cc3 No.14593328
GTA is a parody and commentary on the [current] cultural and sociopolitical climate.
GTA III = 90's techno
GTA VC = le hip 80's miami & immigrants
GTA SA = 90's Los Angeles riots, crips & bloods
GTA IV = post-9/11 depression
GTA V = cultural marxism, social media
edc6bf No.14593331
>>14593283
Tommy wasn't a lunatic, he was just alpha as fuck
9eb2a0 No.14593352
>>14593283
VC is generally the best entry tone-wise. I'd also say that Tony Cipriani and Johnny Klebitz were also good as GTA protagonists, even if they are not on the same level as Tommy.
>>14593331
Tommy is clearly a ruthless, power-hungry sociopath with little regard for human life outside of the small circle of his allies. I wouldn't really call him a paragon of mental stability.
7894a7 No.14593354
>>14593224
because it's less focused on gameplay and more on narrative. in the older ones the cutscenes were just a reward for beating the missions
1f14d0 No.14593356
Red dead redemption was the last good game they made and that's because it was the last hope of a dying dev studio
I can't believe anyone bought GTA V. It had worse visuals than RDR.
What's really sad is they will never make a game like Manhunt 2 Uncut
8d5f53 No.14593369
>>14593352
>Johnny Klebitz
Wasn't he Jewish? Also, the guy from Chinatown Wars is also a pretty ruthless guy.
b42851 No.14593375
>>14593166
Micheal and his wife constantly cheat on each other they both say so in the therapy scene . Hell when your family leaves you can fuck whores. The entire point of Trevor is that he is a fucking lunatic that will do anything. Why are you surprised he is bi? Franklin just sucks.
9eb2a0 No.14593418
>>14593369
>Wasn't he Jewish?
Yeah, at least ethnically. There are several references to this fact throughout the game, he even gets called a kike a couple of times, IIRC.
>Also, the guy from Chinatown Wars is also a pretty ruthless guy.
I haven't played CW yet, actually. How is the Android version?
edc6bf No.14593479
>>14593352
>little regard for human life
He was a mobster that got shafted by his own family, robbed soon as he got to vice city, with death hanging over his head the entire time, until he carved out his own empire ruthlessly. That's what it takes. So again, alpha.
485ae1 No.14593484
>>14593356
I bought the game because I thought it would have complex economic simulation and freedom to plan heists. I bought it again when it was announced on PC because I thought the multiplayer would be amazing, but it's completely filled with hackers. I feel like a fucking idiot now.
4d9a9a No.14593551
>>14593484
>i bought a shitty game once
>it was shit
>so i bought it again
>i feel like an idiot now
dcfd99 No.14593606
>>14593166
>western AAA game
>cucked as shit
What a surprise.
485ae1 No.14593643
>>14593551
I enjoyed GTA Online and thought it would be even more fun on PC.
d3924c No.14593672
>Michael gets cucked by every man in Los Santos
>Franklin gets cucked by blacks
>Trevor gets cucked by Michael
Good game Rockstar.
c05915 No.14593680
>>14593188
This. Trevor is a terrible fucking character.
c05915 No.14593685
>>14593328
>GTA III = 90's techno
Wrong. GTA 3 is set in the early 2000s, 2001 to be exact.
ccb18a No.14593695
>>14593272
> remember discussing this with some of my lads and we came to the conclusion that Trevor at least represent the average GTA player.
Wow, what a brilliant conclusion. Did you ever notice that Franklin is actually a nigger?
0d2593 No.14593699
>it's another racist /v/ idolizes CJ episode
4d9a9a No.14593705
>>14593643
i'm just messing with you. i liked GTAO when it first launched and the prices for cars houses etc weren't disgusting inflated too
d6d15b No.14593713
>>14593352
A person can't really be said to be "mentally unstable" if they are consistently monsters. Fucked in the head, maybe.
dcfd99 No.14593732
>>14593643
It was fun apart from the hackers.
99be67 No.14593735
1f90a8 No.14593736
>>14593209
>you get the dumb nigger CJ that gets pegged by a crazy spic and conned and ridiculed by everyone
He does leave the spic and he manages to have a group of people near the end of the game.
7894a7 No.14593737
>>14593352
what does "sociopath" actually mean? and how is it different from psychopath…? the definitions don't seem very clear cut at all.
4d3634 No.14593743
>>14593175
>ywn go back to a time when devs actually respected their playerbase
4023c6 No.14593750
>>14593735
Every GTA past 3 has just been a rehash of GTA 3 so if you liked 3 you should also like the newer shit because it's literally 3 but with fancier graphics
99be67 No.14593754
>>14593750
GTA 3 didn't have as much shilled "Epic satire" as new ones, the world had a different style, and the story actually tried, it was a perfected formula in every way that was bastardized into more and more because it needed more and more and eventually lost it's roots.
4023c6 No.14593758
>>14593754
The story in GTA never mattered. Vice City was a fluke where Rockstar made an interesting protag on accident.
99be67 No.14593763
>>14593758
>The story in GTA never mattered
It was a miracle with 3 and Vice City then, after that it lost any value. We agree then.
4023c6 No.14593765
>>14593763
>3
>interesting story
>interesting characters
99be67 No.14593770
>>14593765
Motherfucker you take that back right now
99be67 No.14593773
>>14593771
Take it back or else
99be67 No.14593789
>>14593780
I forgot what we were doing.
2faf8b No.14593803
>>14593801
[desk banging intensifies]
cbc105 No.14593818
Hey, kids and kiddies, remember, if you see that Zaibatsu Van driving around town today, call in and win yourself a couple of tickets to the ball game this weekend.
25634c No.14593838
>>14593737
>>14593737
A psycho path can't tell the difference between good and bad, a sociopath doesn't care.
25634c No.14593855
I always felt Trevor represented the old style of GTA, with his rampages, AMD devil may care attitude, while Franklin represented the ps2 era. Michael represents the new era scabs and all, trying to reclaim his past glory. The drama between Michael and Trevor represents the identity crisis of the series itself with Franklin trying to be the voice of reason.
0aadd7 No.14594079
>>14593876
it is surprisingly good and one of the better stations in gta 5 which isn't saying much because all but like 2-3 stations are complete garbage that nobody listens to, rockstar can't comprehend that their entire fanbase only listens to old hiphop/new rap/rock/metal/pop/synthwave/eurobeat and literally nothing else. i don't even remember the names of any of the shitty radio stations but the genres chosen were just complete dogshit, the both rock stations were garbage with LSRR being 80's shovelware, complete shit compared to gta 4. the only other rock station is punk rock which is the worst subgenre of music known to mankind, thankfully this is the default station is all of trevors vehicles so i can want to commit suicide every time it forces me to play as him even further.
ece195 No.14594119
>Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City, San Andreas, IV, Chinatown Wars, Stories from Liberty City, V
>go to waypoint
>cutscene plays
>get introduced to some fuck
>guy talks at you for the duration of the cutscene and, in not-so-clear terms, explains what you will do
>cutscene ends, placed back out in the world
>follow the instructions
>drive to place
>shoot some guys
>pick up a thing
>escape the police/pursuing enemies
>do this all while listening to injected dialog between primary characters
>mission success
>get money
>no checkpoints, start the whole sequence from the beginning
>story-centric, but only superficial choices that don't really matter, no multiple story outcomes that are heavily influenced by player choice
>repeat for 80 or so missions until the game ends, and with some minor variation between this general mission scheme
>once story/side missions are over, just pass the time in the empty open world by playing minigames or getting into fights with the police
>that'll be 60 dollar please
<10/10 BEST GAME EVER MADE
I don't get the appeal, honestly.
aa24b5 No.14594155
Didn't Rockstar take the rebel flag off a car in GTA Vafter some loosely related hubub? I think it was the Duke?
8fcac1 No.14594184
I feel like Mercenaries 2 was better than most of the GTAs, but I suppose that's just my opinion.
167233 No.14594456
>>14593172
I think the point OP is making, is that "Why the fuck would anyone want to play a game about a bunch of faggots?"
53fc58 No.14594500
>>14593735
<not playing GTA IV
<not enjoying fucking with pedestrians
<not enjoying shooting guns out of hands
<not enjoying chaotic and realistic car physics that make every getaway all the more dangerous and satisfying as well as every crash more comical
<not enjoying the story of an immigrant who can't escape the demons of his past
<not enjoying going bowling with your cousin
a12955 No.14594538
>>14594184
Mercenaries 2 is shit compared to the first game so what does that say about GTA?
>>14594500
GTA IV could have lead to good things if Rockstar wasn't going to turn to shit like everything else anyone ever loved. Inb4 your hurting me baby webm
bddf24 No.14595387
Lamar was the best character in GTA V.
28f7b7 No.14595462
>>14593166
>1 and done bait thread
95e1a3 No.14595720
>>14593369
>Huang Lee
Naw, the guy just went along and be everyone's errand boy until his uncle finally cut him off everyone's ties and he fucking murders every single triad underboss / undercover cop that used him in the past.
Most of all, he just want to get laid.
>>14593695
>Did you ever notice that Franklin is actually a nigger?
Fuck no, Franklin is the most bitch-ass pussy nigger i've ever fucking seen. He felt like stupid cracka that got transported into the hood for a week, got a friend (which has more personality than all of Franklin's screentime combined), and yet still can't stand up for himself for once.
CJ is the OG nigger dog, no nigger can even came close to reachin his greatness
>>14593418
>I haven't played CW yet, actually. How is the Android version?
I played the DS version twice, but i gotta say that i personally prefer the portable version for obvious reasons. If you want to play the definitive edition of Chinatown Wars, try playing it on the PSP.
However Chinatown Wars is great, it's pretty much the only modern GTA game to actually return to its OG form (from a perspective view and a gameplay standpoint). It has neat mechanics that has never been tried elsewhere and the quick time events are non-intrusive in anyway thanks to the way they're presented. The driving felt great, and you can knock-off wanted levels by crashing into police cars that are in pursuit, in fact its actually fun having a wanted level. The game felt fair and maybe a little too easy at times, but it does get cheap when the game rolls into the endgame with tedious levels and on-hit-kill enemies.
But seriously, its a damn fine game and i'll recommend it to anyone that has even played GTA once. It even has its own pop-up sound when you close the DS and re-open it.
>>14594500
Too bad the atmosphere is so drab and dull that it took away any enjoyment i had with it. TLaD and TBoGT tried to remedy this by taking the problem and fixing it in 2 directions.
TLaD somewhat rectifies this by having a protagonist that you could actually give a shit about. It also injects more sephia filter into the game so that it doesn't feel drab and dull, but melancholic and depressing. The game is also a some sort of swan song to an era past, the bikers. It's pretty sad when you actually think about it especially when GTA V retcons everything Johnny did.
TBoGT did a 180 on the issue and injects the much needed life into the game's setting. Instead of taking place in the dark underbelly of the city, the game focuses on the high-class, consumerist, yuppie society. Parties, sports cars, babes, clubs, all that shit. Its so high-energy and pumps crazy shit at you at all times. Too bad that even with the overall overhaul, it still can't compare to VC's general feeling of vice and absolute state of fuck-all.
c17044 No.14595892
>>14594119
>turn my pc
>enter any game
>just click here and thing happens
>click again someplace else and something else happens
>just keep clicking while im sitting
I don't get the appeal, honestly.
5e0515 No.14595963
I'm fearing that the whole mulit-protag thing is something that we're just gonna have to deal with going forward. It seems like the kind of thing that the average consumer would bitch about if it was taken out. Personally I fucking hate having to swap between characters to progress through the story, being forced to play as characters that I hate and having the story constantly stop and start to focus on some shithead, which breaks the pacing if you were actually enjoying the previous characters missions.
I feel like the only compromise for taking out multiple protags, in the eyes of the casual consumer, would be to make it so that you create your own character. Do we know if RDR2 has multiple protags like GTA5?
efbf26 No.14595984
5c9e55 No.14595998
>>14595892
>Wake up
>Breathe
>Blink
>Eat some food
>Shit
>wait for day to end or for work to end, then day to end
>sleep
>Repeat
Don't see the appeal of existence tbh.
5c9e55 No.14595999
9eb2a0 No.14597104
>>14595963
I think the worst part of multiple protags is how they are implemented outside of missions. Every character has his own bank account, inventory, skills, garage, investment portfolio, etc, which makes managing those gameplay mechanics (which are rather nice on their own) quite a pain in the ass. On top of that, the characters play almost the same as each other, with the only differences being special abilities and skill level differences (which barely impact the gameplay).
I do like how the multiple-protag missions play out, though. They feel very well directed and nicely paced. That said, I think they would've worked better in some linear non-GTA game.
1d612f No.14597142
>>14595998
>be born
>live
>die
Very un-engaging and shallow if you ask me. Only three levels? Fuck that.
ee9163 No.14597422
>>14593166
It's a pretty common trope in any media for "adults". Just an easy way to say "this character's life is shit".
49c9c1 No.14597667
>>14593272
>we came to the conclusion that Trevor at least represent the average GTA player.
Which is an utterly retarded conclusion as Trevor is absolutely OTT and unhinged whereas the average fag who plays GTA is a dull as dishwater wageslave or some faggot kid who's never so much as sipped a beer.
fba94a No.14597697
The game is made by Scots, its their view of what America is like.
e59711 No.14597731
>>14593166
Congratulations, you're an autistic faggot.
6b6262 No.14597758
>>14593166
All western devs are cucks and marxists that must be killed.
Rockstar is no exception.
They say "joke" when they really mean "we think like that".
3c404b No.14597765
Can't the next GTA have you play some slut so that the driving is more realistic and you can have the player character get railed in various ways?
8d1aa9 No.14597772
>>14593166
The world of Grand Theft Auto has always been a twisted vision of the era it was made in. Maybe this tells us something about the modern man.
a2044b No.14597785
Am I the only one here who enjoys Rockstar's way of handling lore?
>lots of colourful dialogue and expressions from all sorts of fucked up people
>"show, don't tell" is used often to imply things of the game worlds, like how Manhunt takes place in Carcer City, which is very near Liberty City
>lore implications fucking everywhere
>the games take place in degenerate settings, but they often have their bases in reality
I enjoyed all the Manhunts and I enjoyed all of the GTA's not just for the gameplay and freedom, but for how "real" everything felt. I just like how compared to every other developer, their games feel like they are drawing their ideas from real-life experiences that they have either studied thoroughly, or have had those situations happen to themselves. I feel like they have some really skilled people writing their stories, and you can very plainly see how the stories and characters get more complex with each game.
c7e06c No.14597807
>all these weeb faggots shouting "muh west is bad"
Not everywhere is like the US or Sweden, the GTA devs are Scottish and their idea of America is entirely formed by television shows and the internet, don't be shocked if they assume it's some ultra-degenerate shithole.
a8bfd7 No.14597902
>>14597785
BUT THE 3D AND HD UNIVERSES ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REEEEEEE
289f4b No.14597951
>>14593166
The biggest mistake Rockstar made was letting Russians and Poles play GTA online. I don't even care about anything else.
e4430d No.14601998
>>14593209
Nico wasn't bad
9b1d67 No.14602094
>>14595892
This is actually how I feel at this point. I miss the days where I looked forward to getting home and playing video games for hours. If I ever get myself to play anything now I just look at the clock every few hours and question if that was worth my time. I'm always just 1 glitch or bug away from saying fuck it and turning off my computer. I come to this board to look at reddit-tier shitpost threads more than I play vidya. What the fuck
b0927c No.14602120
Why do people keep saying Michael is a cuck just because his wife is a degenerate slut?
Michael literally chases down the guy she's been sleeping with just to tear down his house. He doesn't go "Oh that's okay I forgive you". He went to destroy his house.
Trevor, despite being lelrandon, actually does the cucking.
Franklin is the only one who's really a cuckold.
Also why do I have the feeling that anyone who actually liked Trevor have something pic related as their profile picture?
5c9e55 No.14602156
>>14597142
>He doesn't know about the post-game content
>He isn't on new game + already
Fucking newfags.
59e3d3 No.14602158
<third protagonist realizes chasing thots will get him nowhere and it's not gay as long as you say "no homo"
FTFY OP
also reminder that OP is a closeted faggot
4699be No.14602201
>>14597951
The biggest mistake Rockstar made was GTA online. I don't even care about anything else.
Maybe also forcing their studios to make Red Dead Redemption too.
>>14602120
Because cucking is a two-way thing, only punishing one side is being a soft cuck
And Trevor also gets himself fucked, eats people and appears in the middle of nowhere when you switch to him
dcfd99 No.14611042
>>14602201
>The biggest mistake Rockstar made was GTA online. I don't even care about anything else.
But it made them millions.
0ba82e No.14611068
>>14593209
>shitting on Niko
You better take that right the fuck back.
1ef75e No.14611094
0aadd7 No.14611109
>>14611068
niko is a mary sue, cj was unironically better and he was a fucking nigger
6ebb43 No.14611138
>>14602120
>>14593166
>franklin gets cucked
I don't even remember him having a girlfriend in the first place. What a shit character he's got nothing memorable about him at all except for how shit he is.
26b542 No.14611192
Rockstar apparently wanted to make a progressive game for discerning audience.
bdeaa2 No.14611260
so, where will the next one take place and when?
and how will it suck?
0aadd7 No.14611290
>>14611138
he's black tho.
a66db3 No.14611361
>>14593166
You're projecting more than a drive-in theater.
4699be No.14611745
>>14611042
To bother millions.
5b000d No.14611795
>>14594119
The thing you're missing is actually having a well written story believe it or not.
Modern times don't cater to actual creativity. Only mass appeal.
dd5287 No.14612419
dd5287 No.14612422
>>14611290
He's white internally.
a8bfd7 No.14612801
>>14594119
<no checkpoints
Fuck off with that sissy bullshit, mission checkpoints are cancer except in V when the missions themselves are the cancer to which the checkpoints are the chemo
Spooking an elk = mission failed? Why did Trevor have to kill that specific elk? Couldn't he have just waited for another one to show up? Also for a game about breaking the law there seems to be a huge taboo about killing the female does to the extent that shooting one is also instant mission failure
c6a765 No.14619618
>>14593418
>Yeah, at least ethnically.
>Yeah, at least Yeah.
>>14593551
Heh.
>>14593737
Serial killers are often psychopaths whereas mass murderers are more like sociopaths. Sociopaths work upon impulse whereas psychopaths are methodical.
>>14594079
>rockstar can't comprehend that their entire fanbase only listens to…
I think Rockstar uses stations that are already existing to make a joke about them instead of appealing to the fanbase's music taste.
>>14594119
Have you ever considered Action-Adventure games aren't for you?
>>14595892
Classic.
>>14595998
>Don't see the appeal of existence tbh.
There's no such thing as non-existence, even when you die your energy still exists; if it deletes, the universe collapses. There's no such thing as life because there is no such thing as death, the only thing that exists is the existence itself. Being physical though, that's understandable; fuck being physical.
>>14597142
>only three levels
There are seventeen.
>pic related
>1000 max exp tho
>fuck level capping
>>14597807
>don't be shocked if they assume [U.S.A.] some ultra-degenerate shithole
Isn't it though?
>>14602120
>Also why do I have the feeling that anyone who actually liked Trevor have something pic related as their profile picture?
Because we live in a society.
>>14611260
>and how will it suck?
Because it's new, anon. Everything new sucks; get the idea already.
>>14611361
Isn't OP accusing Dan Harmon of projecting?
a8bfd7 No.14619670
>>14619618
>replying to 100 posts in a single reply
Not that there's anything against that, but if you're going to do that then separate it into a few posts over a couple hours rather than just dumping in one lump sum.
9eb2a0 No.14621937
>>14619618
There's jewish ethnicity and jewish religion. Those two do not necessarily imply each other.
c6a765 No.14623267
>>14619670
Nah, mane. There's a character cap so I go based off of that limit. I post like this because this way, I avoid bumping the thread more than once; I've been replying chans like this for years now.
>>14621937
They don't imply each-other, you're right. Nevertheless, a kike is a kike.
>>14619618
pic related that forgot to attach
929249 No.14623366
>>14593166
>>14593172
>GTA has always been a parody of society's degeneracy.
And yet the execution seems so much more safe than something like MDE which got pulled from television and blacklisted. It seems to me that if one targets the sources of society's ills they get deplatformed whereas if they target the symptoms they're fine.
009ecc No.14623500
When does Trevor suck cock, stick dildos up his ass or fuck men? Were you playing with mods?
b3f62c No.14623521
>>14593172
Hmph. A parody of a negro city, maybe. I hear this line a lot, but I'm pretty sure that these faggots and hollywood don't portray degeneracy to "mirror" society, but rather to convince the normalfaggot that acting like a wigger is a-ok, and that different ethnicities are just white people with dark skin.
6b6262 No.14623571
>>14621937
They are one and the same, as teachings and learning are impregnated into one's own DNA after a while.
>>14623366
This.
That is why there must be a push to always name the (((source))) in all media.
>>14623521
Completely correct.
There never were a "parody" with those subhumans. That is how they WANT things to be in all places, and the medium is the propaganda to try to make it happen.
52de9c No.14623578
>>14623366
World Peace got pulled solely because they didn't like its creators.
ebad5f No.14623721
>>14593166
>>14593276
The entire game was developed during the Obama administration, which fucked with the mojo of a lot of people in the entertainment industry. They had to start pulling their punches and it shows.
>>14593272
Honestly, this. Storyfags are fags. Read a fucking book or pirate a movie. GTA should return to silent protagonists. They already do that with all the heist bullshit in GTA: Online and it's fine. They should have made the entire single-player mode as an offline trainer for your GTA Online character, with missions you can optionally do online with your friends.
>>14597785
yes. do you ever regret that LA Noire wasn't set in a de-aged San Andreas? I do. I'm that kind of autist. The solid lorebuilding is another reason why I wish they'd drop the "cinematic gameplay" bullshit. I don't want to play a fucking movie.
935c82 No.14623740
>>14593172
Parodying a thing =/ just doing the thing
4023c6 No.14623866
>>14597667
I was talking more like how the average person plays GTA, rather than the person themselves in real life
>>14597697
It was developed by Rockstar San Diego actually
8bdca9 No.14623930
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>>14623578
>World Peace got pulled solely because they didn't like its creators.
because a certain AS contributor didn't like it's creator, and did everything in his power to remove him. The show's content never mattered.
2799f1 No.14623984
>>14619618
>There's no such thing as non-existence, even when you die your energy still exists; if it deletes, the universe collapses. There's no such thing as life because there is no such thing as death, the only thing that exists is the existence itself. Being physical though, that's understandable; fuck being physical.
This is your brain on gnosticism
f69b37 No.14624028
>>14593166
They were thinking 6billion shekels in profit.
bbeed4 No.14624065
>>14623930
>Tim implying he's "working class"
What kind of moron would buy that? Sam seems like he's a douche IRL, but at least he isn't a cuck.
0b9db3 No.14624083
>>14593765
I'm sure you don't remember the ending of GTA 3.
8bdca9 No.14624095
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>>14623521
>but rather to convince the normalfaggot that acting like a wigger is a-ok
Not even close, almost everyone in that game save for, like,the Chinese, the sand nigger who runs a car dealership that steals the cars back and keeps the money, i think the mexicans(i think they were in one mission, anyways) and franklin's friend who acted like a nigger, was spoiled as all hell, ultra liberal or soyboys.
>that different ethnicities are just white people with dark skin.
Didn't seem like it. The whole first part of the game is about Franklin and Friend stealing cars people bought from a sand nigger dealership and bringing them back to the sand nigger for cash, only for one of them to be caught by the rich white guy, who pays him to beat the shit out of the Semite.
>>14619618
>Isn't it though?
In a few places, but i wouldn't say california is representative of the United States in general, and if it were, well we'd be like europe right now.
2d2e4c No.14624161
>>14594119
>Playing GTA for the story
I don't think anyone i know do this. GTA was always for dicking around, spawning a tank in the street and shooting down cars and cops while trying to get away as the wanted-level rises. The most fun i had was with GTA 3 where you could jump with the car if you pushed in the thumbstick, i would just try and time my jumps so they would land on top of the police-cars while i was getting chased.
2d2e4c No.14624170
>>14597785
No, because i don't have shit-taste who thinks The Wire is the pinnacle of storytelling. Especially not rehashed by shitty writers in 5-6 different settings.
1e61c9 No.14624228
>>14593166
Base game GTA 4 had a boring, melancholic protagonist that would unironically talk about how doesn't want to kill anymore when 2 minutes earlier he was flattening pedestrians while joyriding in a stolen police car with the cop's brains still splattered on the interior. Despite the attempt at a realistic and serious tone, it was jarring and Call of Duty levels of stupid.
GTA 5 is massively overrated, but one thing they got halfway right was writing protagonists that could go one a spontaneous mass-murder spree and still be considered in-character.
7aab4e No.14624424
>>14624228
Well, that's a shitty approach. GTA protagonist should be more like Claude Speed who's mute or Tommy who's just ruthless and psychotic minus the degeneracy. While Claude is technically a blank protagonist, I really like Tommy. Tommy isn't really a blank character, he has a unique and likeable personality, yet he's very flexible to the player's choice.
3fc201 No.14626097
c6a765 No.14627634
>>14623721
>Storyfags are fags
I like stories in video games (probably explains why I love sucking cock), but GTA was undeniably better back when it was based around silent protagonists and gameplay in a parodied world; it's just less enjoyable when you need to play as the parody too. GTA is better when you've simply got a virtual being without an outspoken personality so that you can put your own in place of the silent character in the parody world; if a character is to be voiced, they're better off on the linguistic tier of Tommy Vercetti.
>>14623984
>gnosticism
I was intending to just speak of metaphysics.
>>14624065
>Sam seems like he's a douche IRL
He's not a douche, he's a cunt; it's why he's entertaining.
>>14624161
>Playing GTA for the story
>I don't think anyone i know do this
I've got this autistic thing where I need to play video games in order of release date even if the games aren't tied together.
372770 No.14628074
>>14623366
Sam Hyde is a hero in our time.
As to what you said the nigger is the symptom the jew is the problem, faggotry is the symptom the jew is the problem, cuckoldry is the symptom the jew is the problem.
Much like common cold medicine if you're treating the sympton you never fix the problem, the jews don't care. If you name the jew though the world will come crashing down on you.
e5241f No.14631222
>>14624170
The Wire is actually kino.
dcfd99 No.14638650
563643 No.14639510
>Complaining about Grand Theft Auto protags being bad people/degenerates/freaks/losers
You're playing a franchise about stealing cards, dealing drugs and shooting uzis into crowds of heavily armed dindus. Did you expect healthy marriages, happy homelives and stable emotional states?
629489 No.14639540
>>14639510
>Dindus
If that were the case then why were they heavily armed?
18ac11 No.14639546
>>14639540
Eurocuck pls go.
563643 No.14639553
>>14639540
They buy the guns at Ammunation with the money they got selling crack.
Y'know, just like YOU do.
892831 No.14639662
I'm currently playing GTAIV for the first time, blind because i don't play new games and it was used for very cheap. I also played GTA III way back when it was new on ps2.
GTAIII was really awesome for its time and a lot of fun. Story was blah, but the difficulty was on point. the problem with a game like that is that there's a huge world to explore by car, but not much else you can do in the city specifically besides a few preprogrammed locations. But the game still made the world feel large and interesting because of the hidden packages. And the hidden packages weren't just there for some no life autist to get 100% on, the more you collected the packages, you could hit a threshold where new weapons and items would appear at your safehouse, which YOU NEEDED because you died a lot… at least I did. Even when the game got hard, I had a lot of packages and could complete the game because of the help from the regenerating items. By the time I was near the end of the game, I had so many I wanted to find the few that I didn't and looking for them and finding them all was a sense of accomplishment.
Fast forward to gta IV, as far as I know, there isn't anything like hidden packages in this game. I have 275 thousand dollars with NOTHING to spend it on it seems. "NIKO LET'S GO BOWLING", what the fuck is this shit? it would be a cool side mini-game or easter eggs, INSTEAD they made killing time at a dart board an integral part of the gameplay? What were they fucking thinking when they did this? With no hidden packages, there's no sense of improvement for the players character besides % completion which garners you nothing tangible gameplay-wise (except for new safehouses), and more than that, exploration is worthless. You can just take a cab anywhere you want to go. I have played about half way through the game and I feel like the city is still alien to me when it comes to navigating around when in GTA III I had that shit memorized.
12fdd0 No.14643054
>>14639540
Self defense against evil whitey.
11dc88 No.14646528
GTA V is actually a lot of fun if you avoid the cancer that is online. Trevor is basically the only protagonist they've ever written who can exist in a game where players can just go on a rampage at any time and that's a genuinely smart way to write a character.
1acc7e No.14646839
>>14623521
Well Michaels son was a wigger and everyone hated him (even his fathers and other nigs) and acted like an idiot but other than that, i agree with you. San Andreas is a better example of what you are saying than GTA V
11dc88 No.14651419
>>14593172
This people are just too dumb to understand it.
69edf7 No.14654063
>>14593328
Vice City fucking sucked tbh hipster game right there. San Andreas was where it was at.
c38086 No.14657425
>>14623930
I always thought, the real guy who shitcanned MDE was a kike throwing tantrums, Tim didn't know anything about.
dcfd99 No.14662708
ec60c8 No.14667441
>>14593166
They were thinking it'd make money.
733aaf No.14667492
>>14593166
Got the game as a gift when it came out on PC.
Only ever played multiplayer online, never touched the story.
The main protagonist is a cuck?
1a49c5 No.14667585
This was the best radio station in any GTA game ever and it was only improved by that dumb ass EDM they added in TBOGT, fuck you if you disagree with me.
127ff9 No.14670287
>>14667585
You hey you ! i like you
bfad1c No.14670328
>>14593818
coupleofticketstotheballgame this weekend
975057 No.14670566
>>14670316
Is this what passes off as gameplay nowadays?
a05272 No.14670593
>>14670566
it's called a cutscene, they've been in games since the earliest days. usually used as a way to break up the pacing between action packed game play and narrative delivery, to set up a premise for the following section or contextualize a previous one. I take it you've never played a game ever in your life?
1078b5 No.14670602
>>14670593
of course he hasn't
he's been too busy shitposting slash-vee-slash
438784 No.14670626
>>14593356
RDR was boring though.
Don't even start with
>muh plot
Why should I give a shit about a contrived cowboy story when the game is just empty space and boring shooting?
438784 No.14670672
>>14619618
>Serial killers are often psychopaths whereas mass murderers are more like sociopaths. Sociopaths work upon impulse whereas psychopaths are methodical. Neither are officially recognized disorders.
https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/features/sociopath-psychopath-difference#1
dcfd99 No.14675702
>>14670672
>Mass Murderes
>Work on impulse
They almost always have a full fucking plan that takes months.
6601d8 No.14675845
>>14675702
That depends, gassing a bunch of people in a mathodical way is not the same as being an african warlord and killing lots of other niggers because reasons.
79c95a No.14676145
>>14593166
>Main protagonist a centrist who just gets roped into things and struggles to deal with life in the modern world where work has alienated him
>Secondary Protagonist is antifa causing more destruction all the while killing people screaming at corpses: "CAN'T YOU SEE I DO THIS FOR YOUR BENEFIT!"
>Tertiary Protagonist is a Nazi who tries to make the world a better place but is constantly cucking his ideals because he is forced to work with untermensch and ends up going in circles reinforcing the degeneracy he is trying to fight
6601d8 No.14676150
>>14676145
Who is that semen demon?
79c95a No.14676158
>>14676150
No idea but I find her very attractive and whimsical so I saved her picture and put it in my sloots folder.
6601d8 No.14676168
>>14676158
What a shame, she reminds me of the chick from brutal legend.
4dede3 No.14676183
>>14676158
>>14676168
>her
>she
I'm sorry, anons.
6f5bc7 No.14676186
>>14676158
>her
I'm not convinced.
79c95a No.14676203
6601d8 No.14676231
>>14676183
I require proof, good sir.
dcfd99 No.14685411
000000 No.14686040
>>14667585
It was shit. Vice City had the best stations.
a04b13 No.14686069
>>14667585
GTA IV is the most popular GTA title in Slavlands for a very good reason. Almost every Eastern Euro male can empathize with Niko.
a05272 No.14686101
>>14686069
I thought it was because it was the jankiest gta game ever
3d3f79 No.14687151
>>14686069
All GTA games are very poplar in South Africa because we can empathize with… well GTA.
3d38ab No.14687220
>>14686069
I would agree with that, not even being a Slav. Niko is actually likeable, something that niggers and whiggers could never be.
cd49cb No.14688035
>>14593354
No they weren't you absolute spastic. They led you closer to unlocking newer cities = more cars and weapons to fuck around with.
a208ba No.14692403
>>14593166
>Main protagonist has his wife fucked by other men
Those were my first thoughts but it's later revealed that Mike had been fucking other women all along and you can still fuck hookers throughout the game as Michael.
Franklin's ex GF story didn't go anywhere but it's not really cucking.
>>Tertiary protagonist is a filthy degenerate literally sucks cock, obliterates his asshole with dragon dildos and has no problem fucking men.
Where is this hinted at?
5a8f47 No.14692574
>>14692403
Trevor frequently makes homosexual comments throughout the game, and implies interest in having sexual relations with other male characters, he in fact does so in the introductory cutscene, telling Johnny to drop his pants so he can take Ashley's place instead.
When he moves into Floyd's place and takes over his girlfriend's room, after a period of time you will notice more and more dildos appear scattered around the floor, very large ones, black ones and what does appear to be a dragon dildo.
dcfd99 No.14695169
>>14692574
Disgusting.
>>14687220
Slavs are literally white niggers though.
99ea43 No.14704720
>>14695169
>Slavs are literally white niggers though.
They're actually mostly Asiatic.
d8f47a No.14704747
>>14686069
Not sure that's a good thing though…
f2f33f No.14705169
>>14597785
>he enjoyed Manhunt 2
No, you didn't. Stop lying.
1bc992 No.14705189
>>14704747
>filterman is a russian stooge mutant
919796 No.14705209
>game series centered on niggerly actions
>have degeneracy in them
WOOOOOW
29f3f2 No.14705259
>>14624065
Sam isn't a douche, he's an asshole.