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c51ce3 No.14584869

https://archive.is/1T2tW

https://archive.li/VF93N

>Niantic has already refunded the ticket costs for attendees of 2017's disastrous Pokémon Go Fest, but it's now poised to pay more. The company is settling a class action lawsuit over the festival to the tune of $1.57 million, with an official settlement website due to appear by May 25th. The payout will cover hotel and transportation costs for the many attendees whose event was ruined by connectivity and logistical problems. Be sure to read the fine print if you were one of those affected, though – you'll need evidence you were there.

>You'll need to have checked into the festival through Pokémon Go, so you can't profit from having sold your ticket to someone else. You'll also need to show receipts if you paid more than $107 in expenses. And if this is like many class action lawsuits, we wouldn't count on a large payout given the scale of the case and the usual lawyers' fees.

>That's still more compensation than guests received in 2017, however. And for Niantic, it's a lesson learned. The company is now keenly aware of the problems Pokémon Go's massive scale can bring, and it's now focused more on Community Days and other gatherings that are less likely to cause havoc.

FUCKING IDIOTS.

We discussed last year what could possibly go wrong with the massive retardation, and it keeps circling the drain harder than before, to the point that even the most normal of fags have been put off from this event as a whole. Now, is this a sign of Nintendo not being suited for the market, or is this another case of not trusting a third party developer with your IP? I'm shocked to know that the people at Gamefreak and the Pokemon company didn't drag them through the mud, or even switch to a different developer before the inception of Pokemon Go. Were they not aware how big this would be? A smartphone game for nostalgiafags and all.

4cf40b No.14584889

File: 9b96fa5d1ff2b12⋯.png (219.78 KB, 447x283, 447:283, 1503688591dog-face-png-fun….png)

That's a lot of text I'm not even going to bother reading OP

who still plays Pokemon GO anyways?


fe44f2 No.14584923

>>14584889

I just started playing last week. It's alright. The eggs are really the only thing I enjoy for some reason.


4cf40b No.14584939

File: bab1ec2bde1027d⋯.jpg (241.72 KB, 1846x1212, 923:606, maxresdefault_(1).jpg)

>>14584923

>I just started playing last week

Fucking HOW? The game peaked in like early 2017 when it was the top selling mobile shit worldwide and everyone was outside playing it (not even hyperbole, at least where I live). This is beyond late to the party my dude. Slowpoke as fuck not even pun intended


e0b000 No.14584972

File: c59649ff1a26cbc⋯.jpg (75.54 KB, 500x315, 100:63, MuUoO0y.jpg)

>>14584923

Pokemon GO is fucking SHIT. It's SHIT.

ES AITCH AY TEE

S H I T

It could have been an actually novel concept, a Pokemon game using the real world as a map, but it's not even close to that. You don't even FIGHT wild pokemon. All you do is grab as many fucking pikachus as you can so you can send the weaker ones in to become dogfood. And then what? GUESS WHAT YOU DO AFTER THAT?

F U C K A L L

Oh, you can conquer gyms! Holy shit do we actually have Pokemon battles? If you consider tapping on your screen a FUCKING POKEMON BATTLE. Pokemon has probably the most fucking basic JRPG battle system in EXISTENCE and they still somehow managed to dumb it down. Isn't that fucking AMAZING? They took something even retarded children could understand and made it even simpler so dickbreath millenial normalfags could enjoy pokemon too! Pokemon GO is run of the mill jew-made mobage dogshit for people who don't play videogames. If you enjoy Pokemon GO you are best goy and need to get the fuck off my board.


251f80 No.14585004

>whole game is based on internet connection

>don't have stable internet access

Good job


fe44f2 No.14585136

>>14584939

I didn't own a smart phone until last week.


bfddae No.14585163

File: 67ef5b6b9733ea2⋯.jpg (80.41 KB, 612x612, 1:1, faa443f9be15860489a2992c72….jpg)

>>14585136

Probably a good idea tbh


f38c1d No.14585239

>1.57 mil

isn't that literal potatoes to these fags though?


d8202f No.14585242

File: 78389a33d0012dc⋯.jpg (39.21 KB, 850x478, 425:239, menacing pikachu.jpg)

Pokemon Go Kill Yourself was a flash in the pan.


c7fb6b No.14585254

>>14585242

Which pokemons pan would you flash?


fb48b9 No.14585311

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

it hurts a lot when i see news like this about Pokemon go. don't get me wrong, they deserve all of this, but the game COULD have been good and it came so painfully close to being so.

it was bad from the beginning, but during that summer it was generally understood to be incomplete. i miss that summer. pokemon really was real for a few months and yet with all that success they still managed to fuck it up so HARD.


3c70f6 No.14585323

>>14585311

This.

And the worst is that this was the only chance for it to be good. This was the game my 12 year old me wanted, and they fucked it up, and we'll never get another chance to have it be good.


6a4f09 No.14586182

>>14585226

t. horrific 56% Amerimutt


c8c394 No.14586349

>>14584869

>I'm shocked to know that the people at Gamefreak and the Pokemon company didn't drag them through the mud, or even switch to a different developer before the inception of Pokemon Go. Were they not aware how big this would be? A smartphone game for nostalgiafags and all.

I'd be surprised if anyone at Nintendo still cares about it. The hype died, they made fat dosh from when literally fucking everyone across the world and their dogs played it last year. They had a good run, but couldn't capture the magic it had for the long term. Too bad, but it's not like they're not already rolling in money from the franchise.


b57ede No.14586356

how was it disastrous? are we talking dashcon levels of incompetence here?


67e9a5 No.14586391

File: 8ffd0c2cd299671⋯.png (267.62 KB, 910x753, 910:753, 8ffd0c2cd299671259256bdd25….png)

>>14586349

It fulfilled it's purpose - bringing "Pokemania" back, even if it's for a short run. It was a glorified advertisement for their console games, nothing more.

>>14584972

Pokemon is actually pretty intimidating to a lot of normalfags, mostly because they'll hear some autist obsess over IVs, type weaknesses and the like. A lot of them that I know, at least, think that it's impossible to get into unless you've played since the early days when it was simpler. Basically mistaking "competitive Pokemon" with the core game.

I might be wrong but that's just what I've seen a lot of. Maybe I just got unlucky and got exposed to mega-retards rather than average retards.


815023 No.14586409

>>14586391

IV's I could probably see not that the average normalfag needs to worry about IVs when the base games are extremely easy and they will at most play multiplayer occasionally , but type weaknesses are pretty intuitive for the most part, with some exceptions.


c5ff20 No.14586547

>>14584889

I probably would had I actually had a smart phone. Would probably make it easier to get exercise.

Anything they do at this point is too little, too late. It really is a damn shame, because it could have been something special if executed correctly.


fba810 No.14586595

>>14585311

Man like 2/3rds of this video is a fucking lie for what it actually was.

Really anything after the part where you throw the ball to capture something everything is a lie.


b5b7b9 No.14586640

>>14584869

>Pokémon Go Fest

What? You sure you don't mean fyre festival?


fba810 No.14586643

>>14586391

>>14586409

>Implying people can't figure out stuff that has been around since gen 1

A battle system that is pretty much rock paper scissors, some pokemon are better stat wise than others, and that you can train the little monsters since gen 1 even if it has all gotten a bit more complex since then (but really it hasn't changed much since Gen 3 beyond adding a few dumb things).

Intimidating is the wrong word. Boring and a huge time sink are the real words you'd want to use. Getting the right pokemon, getting the right moves on it, and training it in levels and battle exp is rather time consuming for the level of reward you can maybe get at the end of it all. It doesn't help that out of the ways you can shrink the time requirement (various drugs and now boring ass mini games) it still takes tons of hours as well. After all you aren't getting much of a reward if out of the 800 some odd pokemon you choose only a small % of them are actually able to handle a real battle. Cause pokemon is a imbalanced piece of shit for a competitive game (cause of course it is when there are 800 of the things).

Thankfully stuff like pokemon showdown is around to cut all of the shitty work out of pokemon and get to the good stuff.


853aad No.14586694

File: 489a8e8c492a6a8⋯.webm (440.62 KB, 320x240, 4:3, laugh fat guy.webm)

>normalfags hype up on pokemon go

>launch it

>does ironman numbers

>everyone and their fucking grandma are playing it

>niantic decide to fuck with the pedometer and make it so that it doesn't register steps correctly because of the people strapping the phone to their ceiling fan

>it fucks ALL steps and utterly ruins the reason anyone has to leave their home

>game is fucking dead and they blew a fucking money printing machine


99f833 No.14586725

>>14586643

>Getting the right pokemon, getting the right moves on it, and training it in levels and battle exp is rather time consuming for the level of reward you can maybe get at the end of it all.

This right here. The time sink makes no sense for the kind of game it is. The PvE end game, such as the Battle Tower, is also an unbalanced piece of RNG garbage even with the most ideal setup.


1b40bb No.14586786

File: 85a5819608886e4⋯.jpg (193.29 KB, 811x710, 811:710, 16f3b87f-6d24-4ec6-88d0-b5….jpg)

>>14584869

I actually remember the shit storm that was the pokefest thing. I remember back when I read it I thought, "Wow. People are still playing it." Now I'm sitting here again, looking at this and also thinking about the times recently I've seen younger kids (Age 11-14 to eye ball a number) playing it and I'm repeating that thought again. Is the game's system loop really that good? I never really saw it as something for long term success?


9e11cc No.14586796

>>14584889

I still see people play it and I have no idea why. At least there's not parking lots full of hundreds of wandering zombies anymore.


fba810 No.14586811

>>14586725

well the tower cheats


fa87aa No.14587211

>>14585203

>americans sue something related to nintendo? OH HOW DARE THEY WHERE HAVE THE MORALS GONE


cfc21f No.14588416

>>14585323

>This was the game my 12 year old me wanted, and they fucked it up

So you're still 12 years old mentally, good to know.

Pokemon nostlagiafags are the worst.


c51ce3 No.14589138

>>14588416

Slightly less worse than gen 6 apologists.


b283a7 No.14589208

>>14586595

Not even Todd lied that much.


5b358c No.14590084

>>14586694

>because of the people strapping the phone to their ceiling fan

Lmao who in the fuck did that? It's much easier to just use an android emulator with fake geolocation (i.e. Nox) and play the game from home.

I went with that route because I don't have a smartphone and the game plays just like the real thing except it's lackluster as fuck compared to the actual pokemon games


f876b0 No.14590129

>>14585136

>buy smartphone in 2013

>it breaks in 2013

>lay it down besides my computer

>never ever touch it again

>it's still there, around 5 years after

It's covered in a thick layer of dust and I'm pretty sure something is growing inside but don't quote me on that.


f284ac No.14590156

>play from when the game released overseas in June 2016 until May 2017

>get bored and decide to uninstall

>reinstall for shits and giggles yesterday

>all of my pokemon are still in their gyms

>uninstall again

What a waste of time that entire fad was


9bed21 No.14590250

>>14586786

I can't believe Pickle Rick is fucking dead


0be02a No.14590261

File: 568db11f1d52703⋯.jpg (84.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, tirar a deguello.jpg)

>tfw Pokémon Go could have been legitimately fun but Google and phonefaggotry in general ruined it

All they had to do was implement multiplayer battles and trades, that's it, they even showed off those features in that teaser trailer they released. Niantic was so retarded that they forgot that part of what made Pokémon such a power house is the multiplayer functionality, so instead they made another glorified gachacrap mobile game, and a walking simulator that isn't even a simulator.


7722e6 No.14590388

>>14590129

>It's covered in a thick layer of dust and I'm pretty sure something is growing inside

That's how new linux distros are born.

>>14590250

apology for poor english

where were you when pringle rink dies

i was at mcdonald eating szechuan sauce when anon post

'pringle is kill'

'no'

and you??????????????


501818 No.14591105

The fuck, when did /v/ turned into /n/


f0d511 No.14594617

>>14591105

Better than being /newsplus/


1e92a2 No.14594733

>>14584923

>I unironically enjoy playing surveillance software loosely disguised as an ARG

Must be nice to be that fucking dumb.


74f1bd No.14594744

File: cf282c82137ca1c⋯.jpg (62.77 KB, 700x519, 700:519, crab_smoking_1004.jpg)

>>14591105

CRAB CRUSADE


501818 No.14595626

>>14594617

Fuck that shill board

>>14594744

>yfw you will never ever relive the crustacean spam of 2015

>>14594733

Don't worry, even normalfags are sick of Pokemon: GO fuck yourself


f876b0 No.14596867

>>14595626

My younger brother got bullied in school for playing pokemon go.

Maybe there's still hope.


c51ce3 No.14597234

>>14596867

What area is he from?


06a87f No.14597310

>>14596867

Why haven’t you convinced your parents to kick that little shit out


8e42ff No.14604306

>>14585323

This is what the 20 it old me wanted, it was the best excuse for talking to girls.


f0df66 No.14610319

>>14586694

Also the fact that there's nothing you can do from home unless you live directly on a pokestop/gym/unusually active spawn location really killed the game

Nothing spawns near my home at all, and when I go out there's nothing in this game that beats emulating something


f0df66 No.14610320

>>14590261

The fact that it still doesn't have trading, something that the very first generation had, still shows how shit it is


f698d0 No.14610933

Damn, last summer it seemed like literally everyone in my town was playing this. Now I haven't heard a single person mention it in many months. Maybe some still play, sure, but it's not the cool thing to do anymore by a long shot. I think if anyone finds out you still play this these days you'd just get laughed at.


3662c6 No.14616622

>>14584972

>S H I T

LETS

KILL

DA

HO


2bc85e No.14616825

>>14584972

I once thought about pokemon go, found out you couldn't battle other trainers, and noped the fuck out.

In the pokemon anime, the way Ash makes friends is that he used to battle traininers who then stayed around for an episode/a season etc. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS IN A MULTIPLAYER VR POKEMON EXPERIENCE?


f0d511 No.14620310

>>14610933

Its a fad.


cfd0a3 No.14624959

>>14616825

Pokemon go honestly isn't aimed at the /v/ audience anyway.


ef5d2f No.14626169

>>14624959

Who is it aimed at then?


f85746 No.14626410

>>14626169

Normalfags who are susceptible to commercials shoving things from their childhood in their faces


488a01 No.14631182

>>14626169

The 4chan /v/ audience. You might not realise how much better we are than them if you've not looked at it recently.


f0d511 No.14638639

>>14631182

>implying


450bf7 No.14641217

>>14631182

>The 4chan /v/ audience. You might not realise how much better we are than them if you've not looked at it recently.

This. No matter how bad we get we will never be as bad as cuckchan.


39aa9f No.14641236

>>14584869

>or is this another case of not trusting a third party developer with your IP?

Technically Gamefreak have always been a third party and they have been developing Pokemon. I think it's the third party's fault, but not because it is a third party but because they are fucking incompetent or at least they weren't prepared to the massive success the damn thing achieved.

>>14584889

>Go in public transport

>See at least 1 or 2 fags still playing pokemon GO daily

Why?


1e6a28 No.14641290

File: 7c650664ece77b8⋯.jpg (48.45 KB, 800x450, 16:9, lucina_lemongrab_unaccepta….jpg)

>Now, is this a sign of Nintendo not being suited for the market, or is this another case of not trusting a third party developer with your IP?

Definitely the latter. Fire Emblem Heroes is also mobileshit and its way more coherent and successful than PokeGo is. Also Niantic is basically (((Google))), which already should have been a red flag from the get go. The game was at its best at release, and since then Niantic has dedicated most of its time to ruining their money printing machine in as many ways as humanly possible.

The game just isn't fucking fun.

Fire Emblem Heroes also is basically babbies first fire emblem, and even being gachashit, its actually kind of occasionally.


a1d125 No.14641365

>>14631182

>>14641217

Are you literally retarded? 4/v/ hated it when it came out and still does.


c51ce3 No.14643793

File: 4132672b227c6d7⋯.jpg (236.25 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, jerk and twerk.jpg)


108168 No.14643814

>>14643793

>/vp/

>the same as /v/

Kill yourself, you retarded spammer.


60cae6 No.14643875

How much has Nintendo made off of Pokemon Go? I'd imagine the profits would at the very least be able to pay off the lawsuit.


b59e08 No.14646767

>>14643814

Yeh /vp/ actually discusses games sometimes.




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