b7d825 No.14581217
>Platforming
>More specifically cheap platforming with instant death traps like spikes and death pits
I can't be fucked to do these unless there's a good reason to,really.
3b8ee0 No.14581237
RTS; I just prefer turn based.
What platformers have you tried OP?
Try dustforce or cave story.
5ccf9b No.14581252
>>14581217
RPG, especially turn based.
Anything with too much between-mission management or grinding is a chore. And RPG's tend to have burdensome stories.
Sandbox just exacerbates these flaws.
b7d825 No.14581263
>>14581237
I'm playing one right now that has the whole fucking sphere of bullshit in a platformer like i listed below in the first leve
also death saws that spin to and fro
also timed platforms
e6e4a8 No.14581270
aed330 No.14581273
Fighting games are the absolute worst for me. I just have really shitty timing and can't be bothered to memorize a bunch of esoteric and completely non-intuitive finger-flapping movements to perform combos.
Really, anything that requires pinpoint precision and timing is, as far as I'm concerned, a waste of time. Can a computer do it objectively better than a human? Then why bother?
d73a84 No.14581276
Other than Burnout, I am terrible at racing games that are not in an arcade cabinet natively. Rush, Cruisin', and the Thunder series I can play. Anything else and I might as well be the gimp horse on the track.
681918 No.14581277
Rts games & first person dungeon crawlers. They suck and blow cocks.
a297cb No.14581292
>>14581270
Just press the accelerate key.
30f756 No.14581296
>>14581270
>>14581276
>>14581292
the brake/reverse gear is when you want to go reverse.
>>14581273
punch, grab and block. combos are for optimizing damage.
b7d825 No.14581299
Oh,and even worse
>you can't pause the game
>you can't manually restart the level
>you have to complete the entire game in one go or it erases your progress
c47514 No.14581462
FPS or first person in general, can't control my character properly at all.
d060e5 No.14581473
Also platforming. I fucking hate it when I'm playing an action game and then suddenly I need to jump on these exact spots just to get to the next area. It's like that part in Drakangard 3 when Zero complained about it when we were climbing the mountain. It's not often that a character says the exact thing I want to say.
ad02b2 No.14581484
>>14581252
>blue
>inaction
I know it's just MTG, but this is just wrong. Water is fluid and always in motion, so it couldn't consist of inaction.
a67bdf No.14581629
>>14581237
RTS, I build build build and completely ignore the military and right when I could pump out huge armies a small enemy band burns everything to the ground.
c6cc27 No.14581689
> online FPS' s
> older than the teens who play it for thousands of hours so my reaction time is slower and they always beat me
> surviving for more than 15 seconds is a good day
> 3rd person platformers
> hard to judge jumps, often fall and die because of a lack of depth perception
> has to be linear like Super Mario Galaxy or I get frustrated because there's a million polygons to comb through and I ain't got time for that shit
b2dc89 No.14581703
Fighting games. I fucking suck at fighting games. I have to work really really hard to get reasonable combos and strategies together (way harder than other people it seems, but that could just be bad perception on my part) and when I finally do clash with other players I get stomped.
But i'm not going to give up, i'll just keep throwing myself against that wall again and again and crack it a little more each time. Because despite being shit at them they're so much fun.
dc039c No.14581716
Honestly everything, been gaming for 20 years and I'm shit at them. Never got beyond "above average".
But at least I know how to use a controller.
ce9e38 No.14581725
>>14581252
>Black is "omnipotence" meaning you can do literally anything.
>Playing black decks isn't a sure victory.
Whoever made this wheel sure is a dumb nigger. Only scum really likes MtG. Ygo is superior in every single way. Prove me wrong.
>inb4 le powercreep
At least we don't have feminist and SJW scum in our ranks.
d94505 No.14581731
>>14581217
Like you, I suck at platformers. I tend to stay away from them, with some exceptions.
I tend to suck at games with non-linear structures and stealth games as well, but I play those quite a bit.
60f708 No.14581732
Fighting games are my absolute worst. Unless it's braindead like Smash, I can't remember thirty "quarter circle back half circle forward ABXBBQ" combos.
Online FPSs are pretty bad for me as well. I can do fine enough on singleplayer, if it's on medium difficulty, but if it's online, I'm just fucked.
I can barely even bring myself to play online, it's too fucking stressful because it involves other human beans. Haven't played anything online in years.
>>14581217
Some completely serious advice for you, anon: Battletoads. It's really good for learning to predict that sort of instant-death bullshit. Once you get to Terra Tubes or so, there's a ton of them and you'll see all of it coming after the first one.
If you want something a bit more "fair" to start out, go with the original Mega Man games, since they have a bit of memory in every game, and then try Castlevania 1 and 3.
b2dc89 No.14581737
>>14581732
Learning fighting games is an endurance test. Find a game you like, pick a character you like and then try to learn their combos. Fail and try again. And again. And again. Eventually you'll succeed more often than you fail. Once that happens you can throw yourself against other players, fail and try again. And again. And again.
"Struggle challenge and rise to struggle again."
2e3e89 No.14581740
Roguelikes. I want to play them but I've never improved at them.
ce9e38 No.14581749
For some reason I really suck cock at Dark Souls. I can play as a master on some of the hardest games you could think of, but Dark Souls just feels weird as fuck to me.
af7ae4 No.14581751
Fighting games, barely play them. Action games like DMC, Bayonetta etc. I can beat them but I can't beat them well. cRPGs like Fallout, Planescape, bad at turn based, can't deal with the gameplay.
71fb8b No.14581760
Turn-Based anything. It's so fucking slow and tedious.
614655 No.14581763
Shooters. FPS, TPS, doesn't matter, i'm shit at it, and I can't really enjoy them.
Single player games of that genre are ok.
But multiplayer ain't for me.
8a25fa No.14581773
I think I could get halfway good in genres I suck in (fightans, shmups, rts) if I only had the motivation to go through yet another meat grinder process.
>>14581732
>online games
I partially know that feel. I stay away from games / game modes that require lots of skill and teamwork and which put lot of emphasis on winning a map, scenario etc. I don't want to be the weakest link in a team.
13a895 No.14581781
I play few fighting games and RTS and I am definitely not good at those.
Also real-time games where attacks are a dice roll. When it's turn-based like in Fallout, it's OK, but games like Daggerfall throw my hopes away.
c213c1 No.14581801
>>14581737
Or you can find that one character that does ludicrously retarded amounts of damage in one single strike, has several pressure options for mixing up their attack strings, and go full gorilla on your enemy.
d15049 No.14581810
>>14581217
>spikes and death pits
>cheap
32de7e No.14581888
No one is bad at just one thing. You're either not trying or you suck at everything. Saying you can be bad at one type of game is like saying you're "just not a math person". No one "just isn't a math person", they are just retarded.
261ff3 No.14581915
>>14581725
>Whoever made this wheel sure is a dumb nigger. Only scum really likes MtG. Ygo is superior in every single way. Prove me wrong.
From my experience, /tg/ prefers MtG and /v/ prefers YGO. YGO is pretty gay with its convoluted card text and "only once per turn" erratas.
For me, it is RTS.
d39f86 No.14581921
>>14581484
I think, when coupled with the other traits, its more like balance and not getting involved.
ce9e38 No.14581935
>>14581915
YGO ain't gay and doesn't have cultural enrichment forced down your throat. Also no feminists, so better.
261ff3 No.14581939
>>14581935
WotC getting pozzed doesn't retroactively ruin the game's 20 year+ history. YGO is pretty shit as a card game with its unreadable text. Also, Fusion is shit mechanic.
11c728 No.14581971
>>14581749
>fistro pecadorrrl
>sucking at Dark Souls
That's a spainard if I ever saw one.
polite sage
ce9e38 No.14581980
>>14581939
>Unreadable text.
Just how dumb do you have to be to not comprehend the text in a fucking kid's card game?
>Fusion sucks ass.
>Posts synchro and pendulum monster instead of the forementioned Fusion monster.
What a fucking brainlet you are. I bet you are one of those people that say that intelligence is relative and that IQ too. Truly pathetic.
>>14581971
But Anon, that's some Ylilauta shit right there. Although you guessed correctly, I am a Spaniard.
261ff3 No.14581994
>>14581980
>Just how dumb do you have to be to not comprehend the text in a fucking kid's card game?
I don't think that you know what I mean about unreadable. The text is too fucking small, retard. Here is another example.
<Posts synchro and pendulum monster instead of the forementioned Fusion monster.
Why do I need to post a Fusion card to say that it is a shit mechanic? Making a lot of assumptions, are you?
614655 No.14582000
>>14581980
>Posts Chiqutio de la Calzada en forma de paloma.
>Expecting not to be outed af a spaniard.
Siestanigger pls.
ce9e38 No.14582012
>>14581994
>Trying to make a point with a banned monster that just so happens to have a lot of text.
>Being such a mole tier blindcunt.
I have slightly strong myopia and I can read them perfectly. Maybe you just need glasses, my dude. Or you can just ask the other player to let you pick up the card for reading. Or even better, just don't be a scrub and know how the card works using your fucking 8 second goldfish memory.
>>14582000
>Chiquito as a dove.
It's meant to be a chicken or a duck. You need a grade in Finnish memes to completely understand the meme I posted. Also sick trips.
261ff3 No.14582044
>>14582012
>I have slightly strong myopia and I can read them perfectly.
That is because the real cards aren't that big, This game is meant to be played as a video game. Sangan was errata five times.
<Trying to make a point with a banned monster that just so happens to have a lot of text.
It isn't fucking banned for having small text.
I played Yugioh before; but now, the only thing that is keeping it alive is the anime which is honestly shit.
ce9e38 No.14582050
>>14582044
I'm talking about the real cards, numbuts. I can read them perfectly. Also, read the spoiler.
ce9e38 No.14582059
>>14582044
Also, errata is just nerfing the card, it has nothing to do with with the size of the font.
aa5ec2 No.14582065
The Mario Karts where it's more important to fucking jump around to slide even on straight roads to get some slide boosts are beyond my abilities.
ce9e38 No.14582070
>>14582065
Mario Kart DS is for pros only. Casualfags beware.
db5e35 No.14582074
>>14581252
But if you suck cock at the genre then the flaw is with you, not with the games. The flaw isn't that the micromanagement is burdensome or a chore. The flaw is that you have low intelligence and an even lower attention span.
261ff3 No.14582090
>>14582050
>Also, read the spoiler.
<Stop trying to read that piece of cardboard and read your physical card online!
I don't believe your selective memory. That wasn't the first version of Relinquished.
>Also, errata is just nerfing the card, it has nothing to do with with the size of the font.
Erratas are there because cards are worded like shit. Intentionally nerfing a card with a errata goes against the point of a physical TGC. That is why I said that Yugioh is meant to be played as a video game.
ce9e38 No.14582106
>>14582090
That still doesn't make it a bad game.
><Stop trying to read that piece of cardboard and read your physical card online!
I never said or implied that. However, what my spoiler said was that if you where someone that took the game slightly seriously, you would remember how the most important and used cards work and wouldn't even need to look at them beyond the drawn picture and the name printed on the card. You can also be a civil man and ask your opponent permission to read his card if you don't remember it.
261ff3 No.14582215
>>14582106
>That still doesn't make it a bad game.
There are plenty of reasons why it is a bad game but I doubt that you care.
>I never said or implied that. However,
No. Honestly at this point with all of excuses that you are making, the cards can have smudged text in comic san and it still wouldn't matter.
ce9e38 No.14582240
>>14582215
>The text could be comic sans and it wouldn't matter to you.
You sound like a graphicsfag.
003df9 No.14582249
RTS's and City Builders, I can't seem to ever find the right balance of building byielding, building troops, macro-managing and micro-managing.
I guess a I am not cut out to be a general or politician.
261ff3 No.14582273
>>14582240
You sound like a whore.
I'm saying that that is the biggest problem. I just thought that it is something that everyone can agree is wrong with the game; and with how you are willing to defend microtext and constant errata, I'm not going to bother with more subjective shit.
ce9e38 No.14582274
>>14582249
Actual war is not as fast as an RNG when you are a general. Micromanaging is done by officers while macromanaging is done by generals. The more general-like experience is usually given by turn based strategy games because of their pace.
261ff3 No.14582276
>>14582273
>I'm not saying that that is the biggest problem.
ce9e38 No.14582278
>>14582273
Why do you sound so assmad?
261ff3 No.14582302
>>14582278
Why do you have no arguments? I honestly want to know why people still play Yu-Gi-Oh. However, this is all that I'm going to get. I want to try out other TCGs but I have no real reason to go back to Yu-Gi-Oh.
ce9e38 No.14582348
>>14582302
Because it's deeper than MtG. Also I play only the 2011 format because the new one sucks cock tbh. Although it's still superior to MtG.
261ff3 No.14582381
>>14582348
>Because it's deeper than MtG.
I really don't see it.
ce9e38 No.14582457
>>14582381
Because you haven't played it. There's a reason it's the TCG community with the most adults.
261ff3 No.14582485
>>14582457
No doubt that there is complexity but depth?
ce9e38 No.14582545
>>14582485
Face down cards (traps, magic cards and monsters) add a "Fog of War"ish element to the game as also the ability to do actual bluffing. This is now a dubs thread.
22163a No.14582548
I haven't ever sunk much time into a fighting game unless you count Smash (nobody counts Smash). Besides that, I played Skullgirls a bit but I couldn't get past the final boss in the story mode if my life depended on it. Granted, I was using a logitech xbox controller, so perhaps that's why I sucked so bad. I have an arcade-style fight stick on my wish list and once I get that I'll give fighting games another go.
cea10e No.14582565
>>14581217
RTS. I try to win using tactics and "clever" thinking but end up getting smashed by some guy with just 1 type of unit clicking on me once.
ce9e38 No.14583176
>>14582581
I can tell by the artstyle in the second pic that whoever who made it is into "totally not cuckoldry" orc on elvess rape.
b1fbb6 No.14583266
I'm generally between decent to great at all game types that I've played.
I haven't played a grand strategy game, so I might suck at those.
b1fbb6 No.14583288
>>14581703
>>14581270
And I guess I could argue I'm not as good at these types of games, at least for racing but I haven't played a real racing game since ridge racer on the 64 or some shit
I'm also shit at blazblue but I've only put in like, what 3 hours into the newest one and that was only with a friend, I just wish I didn't find the character designs so unappealing
f43309 No.14583339
>>14581217
Even though they won't admit it most of /v/ is terrible at any sort of competitive game like CSGO or Dota 2. Instead of admitting this they shit on them instead.
9d7dfb No.14583360
>>14583176
Yeah, that's some distinctly unsettling art. Dude has an issue or two.
ce9e38 No.14583371
>>14583339
>Not playing superior CS 1.6.
Fag.
35add0 No.14583373
>Game genres/types you suck cock at
Eroges.
f43309 No.14583418
>>14583371
Most of /v/ also hates 1.6 which is a fine game.
8e064c No.14583517
Shooters and RTS's. I still enjoy the latter. My skill level in the former isn't much better than Polygon's.
b7d825 No.14583573
>>14581810
They absolutely are
d15049 No.14583659
>>14583573
>platformers
>the point of which is to jump from platform to platform
>obstacles based around this concept are cheap
b7d825 No.14583662
>>14583659
They are when they're instant death and they're placed more often then a muslim in europe.
d15049 No.14583678
>>14583662
So specific games utilizing poor game design are to blame, rather than the entire genre.
9903ae No.14583699
>>14581484
Water is in motion because it is put there. But otherwise, of all things, it's the one that most seeks inaction, since it will flow towards the lowest places and would stay there forever if not disturbed.
58893d No.14583725
>>14581725
>inb4 le powercreep
But that's one of the best parts. If it wasn't for the current handtrap menace then YGO would be perfect for how much dumb shit you can do with a deck.
261ff3 No.14584551
>>14582545
You mean like a hand like in every TCG in existence?