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>>14560926

Look at the map. All resources are absolutely tapped. I had peons but couldn't even land to mine any crystals

>>14560910

>Play 4v4 during Wings of Liberty

>One friend drops early on

>We're all scrubs so we can't manage it all

>Just grab a bunch of his workers and send them to harvest gold minerals

>No gas anywhere

>We're slowly dying but one guy has a half dozen thors and the guy that quit had about as many Dark Templars

>Suddenly I spring into action

>Zerglings

>Thousands of them

>An endless swarm funded by an AFK players mining

>No base is left untouched as I run straight past defences to kill workers and command centers

>kekekekeke

>Enemy so busy trying to stave off the swarm that they leave bases undefended

>In comes the Thors and DTs!

>The enemy team quit

We had some fun.

>>14560926

It could also be that he's playing monobattles.

>>14560910

>trying to pass off old pasta as your own story

>>14560955

>those two niggers didn't build a single air unit

They couldn't, you fag. They spent all their resources on ground units before all the resources were depleted. They didn't expect me to fly my buildings off the map.

Actually, now I remember that I had an small army of Thors which I also flew off the map. The remaining air units they did have were destroyed by my Thors which eventually dwindled down to only a few. Still, by this time, there were no more resources, so no one could do anything at all.

>>14560955

It's Starcraft, you'd have to be a stupid nigger to play it.

Oops.. they weren't Thors. Whatever the Terran units were that could transform fron groun units into ships

not even going to give you a (you), OP

>>14560968

Last time I ever posted this was on 4chan years before the exodus, so you haven't seen it since then unless other anons copied my story

OP here. I still have the recording of the entire thing. I will webm it if no one believes me

lol

>>14561003

>I still have the recording of the entire thing. I will webm it if no one believes me

hue. You fucking idiot. First, you have to screencap a 7 1/2 hour replay. Second, what are you going to do, make a 7 1/2 hour webm? kek almighty

>>14561014

He could just webm the last minutes, you huge fucking faggot. Holy shit, what's with all the fucking retards in this thread?

>>14561777

we rabid virgins are not welcoming to faggots who have to add "muh gf" blogposting

>>14560948

>>14560910

How the fuck can you not properly sweep a map for that kind of shit, are they retarded?

>>14567507

If the map was mined out, it's possible they couldn't afford to build any air units to kill buildings flying where marines can't reach them.

OP your story is good. Thank you for sharing it.

>>14560910

>gookclick

>gookclick 2

>>>/out/

>>14571127

Nothing wrong with Starcraft.

>>14560948

Map drawing was much easier on Brood War.

I probably had fun stories a decade ago, but I'm all dry up by now, so take this instead.

Wow totally legit and not shill thread of sc2 just when sc2 event is going. What a fucking (((coincidence))).

>>14571127

Git gud.

>Restroom for senior students at our school had a N64 one of them brought along

>As soon as class was over, every male student would race towards said room to secure a controller for a round of Super Smash Bros

>Eventually have some match where everyone's at 100%+ damage, literally every puny last slap could have resulted in the player being proverbially BTFO.

>All four players thus are cautious as fuck, make some cautious move towards other players but then immediately roll back when another comes too close

>In a moment of glory, all players suddenly roll to the center of the arena (Mushroom Kingdom, IIRC), willing to destroy the three respective other ones with a single blow

>A split seconds before anyone gets the chance to, the Bob-Omb item that had been idly been sitting there goes active and promptly blows everyone involved to kingdom come

Fond memories.

>>14578556

>guy brings an Xbox, CRT TV, and Halo to school

>we set it up in one of the band practice rooms and play after school

>keep naming characters "Hitler" and "The Jew" so it says "Hitler killed The Jew"

>even got the band director to play some rounds

>>14578556

That does not sound hygenic.