81c3b8 No.14559860
That's apparently the new hot garbage "simulator" game. Sponsored by Corsair non the less.
96aa5a No.14559915
That's apparently the new hot garbage "thread". Created by faggot OP none the less.
Check these dubs bitch
c6c69d No.14559930
>>14559860
looks like dog shit but then again there are people who bought battleborn
ba12f6 No.14559945
>>14559930
Amazing find. Those people are so self censoring.
7038eb No.14559956
>Official partners
>They're all the worst ones
Amazing.
835945 No.14559960
>>14559930
THEY'RE EATING THEMSELVES
593bf8 No.14559984
>>14559960
Turns out all that masochism gave us a thick skin, huh?
3cca9f No.14560009
>>14559930
I know this is poe's law in work but couldn't some of those be people pretending to be tumblrites as a means of both mocking them and starting shit with polygon?
82343a No.14560017
>>14560009
>I know this is poe's law in work but couldn't some of those be people pretending to be tumblrites as a means of both mocking them and starting shit with polygon?
Or promote this sponsored shite.
2f0775 No.14560023
>>14560003
Goddamn, It's been forever since I've seen this used well.
03f782 No.14560024
>PC building
So its fucking Legos, but for adults? Get me a game where I hand solder an entire C64.
61ac18 No.14560025
>>14559860
This can't fucking be real.
aa274c No.14560027
>>14559860
Pretty sure you mean to type "no less".
6f3b68 No.14560033
>>14559860
Ironic pc RPG where installing meme hardware affects your stats when
03f782 No.14560046
>>14560033
What if you use yellow LEDs?
acf673 No.14560053
>>14560046
It makes your pc run cooler and more environmentally friendly.
5e72e7 No.14560064
>>14560053
Don't forget that comes at the cost of smelling like piss
03f782 No.14560066
>>14560053
>>14560054
Yellow gives great productivity boosts and concentration. Great for indrustrial PCs.
c6c69d No.14560095
>>14560009
nope, two of them had pronouns in their bios and the others had "geek" or some other retarded shit
9b3b71 No.14560109
>>14560064
>Don't forget that comes at the cost of smelling like piss
would the LEDs piss smell overpower his actual piss bottles?
98894f No.14560117
>>14560109
No, the jizz bottles are there to compensate. Speaking of which, pic related.
27b512 No.14560123
>>14560095
Well depth isn't anything an autist like us wouldn't know about. But yea chances are more than almost entirely this is legit.
5f6002 No.14560138
>Think it's just some dumb free thing for Corsair to market with.
>It's 20 fucking dollars.
84fe12 No.14560155
>>14560138
fucking this , THE GAME IS AN AD FOR ALL OF THIS SHIT !!
it should be free
972423 No.14560160
>>14560138
>paying 20 dollars to be advertised to
>paying 20 dollars for a license to an executeable you don't own so you can be advertised to
>there is an actual audience for this shit
>these people exist
>these people are the biggest group of users on this board
mustards are cancer
80db98 No.14560166
>>14560138
>you have to pay for this crap
Ahahahahahahhahaha
What the bloody hell, if anything, that "game" is pure advertising.
Why would anyone PAY to see commercials.
acf673 No.14560169
>>14560160
>these people are the biggest group of users on this board
Yeah I can't stand all the people in this thread sucking this "game" off.
3223ba No.14560170
>>14560138
>Early Access pre-alpha
>Spend $20 to use pcpartpicker.com
>Don't even get any parts when I'm done playing
f4b3ab No.14560176
>>14559860
true story: a friend i had bought car mechanic simulator, played it for like two weeks, then tried to switch out the headers in his car and completely fucked his exhaust system somehow. it cost him over a thousand bucks to have a mechanic sort it out for him and to this day we still don't know what the hell he did. i can only hope that due to this game some retards will try the same thing and destroy their PCs
972423 No.14560180
>>14560169
go back to minecraft, kid
acf673 No.14560186
>>14560180
I can play minecraft and turn your board into summer all year at the same time.
27b512 No.14560232
>>14560160
>these people are the biggest group of users on this board
You wanna bait with this console war shit more?
45fe84 No.14560250
>>14560176
How can someone fuck up building a PC these days? It's pretty much paint-by-numbers tier in difficulty.
d1d348 No.14560274
>>14560232
PC is a platform, not a console.
>>14560160
I wanna fuck this little cocksucker, do you think he pleasures daddy a lot when he wants a new video card?
27b512 No.14560320
>>14560274
>PC is a platform, not a console.
The post implies PC's aren't the way to go which implies favoritism. he's not wrong but there's no reason to shitpost about it
9308a9 No.14560335
>>14559860
The only way for me to even remotely consider buying a PC building simulator is if it offered some sort of simulation on temperature control with directed air flow and water cooling.
0f078d No.14560357
>>14559860
Might be an interesting and fun way to teach your grandma, or your son, or whatever, how to build a PC. Although, you could just buy all the necessary parts and teach them first hand.
>>14559930
>PC owners are Nazis
f288ad No.14560382
>>14560066
It renders extra 6 frames for every 30 frames rendered.
84fe12 No.14560727
>>14560335
this if they had a real water cooling sim i would THINK about downloading it. could test out some setups
1708aa No.14560734
>>14559860
I am poor as shit so this would be a dream come true for me just building PC's all day.
>inb4 your poor because you buy shit games
37b3fe No.14560742
>>14560160
>multiple 1080 Ti's
>probably running SLI with that shit
>for playing minecraft
christ. all you need for that game is a decent CPU, a 1060 at best, and enough ram that could feed a starving african village
3e5bed No.14560747
3e5bed No.14560750
>>14559860
If I download this simulator game, and build some fucking expensive PC, would I finally be able to play AAA grafixx games?!
2442b7 No.14560792
>>14560742
>implying you can run minecraft smoothly with it's shitty unoptimized java code with that rig
315ccf No.14560797
>"Game" about building a PC to play games
>tfw your PC isn't even powerful enough to run it and you can't even fictionally build a PC
c8d249 No.14560823
>>14559860
>RAM and Video Cards are so expensive that we need a simulator to replicate the experience of MSRP
Thanks, price-fixing memory manufacturers!
Thanks, Etherium-mining jews!
7d8269 No.14560832
What a load of shit, bet you can't even run around inside it like a rats map.
d1d348 No.14560842
>>14560823
Hey goyim, I buy my ethereum like others.
2b0ac7 No.14560843
Is there a decent gpu that hasn't been hit by shitcoin prices? I'm in the market for a new pc.
>>14560250
When you don't have enough soy in your diet you can break/bend the cpu pins on the mobo fucking it up to death.
158b77 No.14560865
>buying a pc so you can pretend to buy a pc
27b512 No.14562376
>>14560865
>buying a pc so you can pretend to buy a pc so you can buy a pc so you can pretend to buy a pc
96cb20 No.14562389
>>14560066
I thought yellow gives more speed? And red is for more dakka
aad97b No.14562390
>no option to go full sam fisher on creators of bitcoin and cap their asses for creating overpriced GPU
missed potential tbh
83db2e No.14562394
>>14560138
heh, are you poor?
99c73e No.14562396
>>14559860
What would be really neat would be if this were a kind of interactive guide for people who don't know how to assemble PCs.
164204 No.14562405
>>14562394
Imagine being so filthy reach, you would make a photo of your son looking completely lame.
Imagine being that son, and looking back at this photo 20 years later.
8bb044 No.14562406
>>14560250
It's EXTREMELY easy to destroy an Intel motherboard's CPU socket.
11b0b3 No.14562413
>>14562394
>that littered desktop
Disgusting
27b512 No.14562420
>>14562413
The icons are large to. This image is finding new ways to piss me off every time I look at it.
f9ef9e No.14562483
>>14562413
I have three fucking items on my desktop. What are these niggers doing?
bc646c No.14562491
you would think they would let you buy your ingame parts on a website like amazon or newegg and have their affiliate link attached to it. that's what i would have done. but then again this is lame as fuck.
6a2cfd No.14562494
>buy a PC
>pay someone to assemble a PC for you
>buy a game on steam about assembling a PC yourself
544409 No.14562504
>>14560138
>Pay 20 dollars for an ad
The kikes are growing ever bolder.
4bfa68 No.14562547
>>14562504
People were already paying to be the ad, see this >>14562394 tool wearing clothes with their brand on it
fb844c No.14562595
Does this actually teach you how to put together a rig? That's the one good thing that could come out this, it could be a teaching tool for the inept.
9087c1 No.14562608
In NO WAY this shitty advertisement simulator can reflect how it is in reality.
There are these things called "specific region models" and the so called "step by step guides" will mostly not work cause reality will fuck you up.
36cc91 No.14562610
>>14562595
Putting a computer together is literally lego for adults, unless you don't know what dimensions are and how to use them. But really you shouldn't be trusted with much if you can't figure that out.
dd676e No.14562660
>>14559860
How's the mod support?
I want to see if it it's possible to replicate a certain motherboard's madman BIOS with EFI-free 2TiB+ boot drive support, including the fact that barely any distro has a bad enough bootloader to handle it.
52d360 No.14562711
I would have had a blast with this, if I was 14 and it was on newgrounds. I don't know how they expect people to pay for this.
f420fc No.14562788
>>14559930
Polygoon is out of touch with reality but in contrast, to there stupidity, Le Mustard Race is a pure liberalist™ good goy redditiocrity with the currently inflated GPU & CPU prices. You have to be a big fan of Rick and Morty to want to upgrade your PC to play CY++++ games when you could emulate thousands of superior 6 (+Wii) generation consoles games with 5-year-old hardware.
http://archive.is/AqGKN
bcdd33 No.14562803
>>14562595
Everything on a PC has been colour-coded for decades thanks to standards by the major vendors. PCI slots are blue. VGA ports are blue. DVI are white. Headphones are green, microphones are pink. And thanks to USB, you don't need a dozen different ports for controllers, printers, whatever.
581d8a No.14562842
>>14562494
>>pay someone to assemble a PC for you
Would you pay someone to make your child for you as well?
6a2cfd No.14562848
>>14562842
That depends – would the baby come with a Corsair™ logo stamped on its side?
8c1f22 No.14562853
>>14562842
Only if it comes with RGB lights
e91dd9 No.14562972
>>14560138
I'd maybe understand it if the game was a free novelty where you could simulate building a computer without needing to pay for anything, but this?
What the fuck.
f9f3a8 No.14563190
>>14559930
EW GUIS THIS IS SO TRIGGERING SO GROSS EW WORDS HURT ME DELET THIS
5cc5cb No.14563267
>>14563190
I agree with them, but probably for different reasons. That quote is fucking cancer.
6ea1af No.14563502
>>14560357
I dont think that it will teach anything. All it probably is, is drag and dropping parts.
The career mode looks decent though, might pirate it and see what it is.
68034e No.14563516
Here is the list of companies run by faggots
>Arctic
>Cooler Master
>Corsair
>Cryorig
>EVGA
>Futuremark
>3Dmark
>Gigabyte
>In Win
>MSI
>NZXT
>Raijintek
>SilverStone (((Technology)))
>Teamgroup team
Suprised how many chinks are on the list.
5be70b No.14563531
180a9f No.14563539
>>14560742
If it makes you feel any better, rich kids usually have absentee parents and will end up a drunk, addict or faggot by their late teens.
>>14562394
>no rgb chair
what a loser
>>14563516
>doesn't know how friendly the kikes and chinese are to each other
holy shit lurk the fuck moar
eaa1dc No.14563560
>>14562420
I like large icons and large text, anon. Then I can see shit without having my face up against the screen. Better for your eyes.
ca4e3b No.14563568
>>14559930
Those polygon "journo" sounds like to me they are a bunch of butthurt NO GAMES 3 owner
4c56f2 No.14563594
>>14560797
Wait, it requires a good rig?
How are you suposed to retardproof learn how to build a PC if you're stuck with a toaster then?
eaa1dc No.14563599
>>14563594
Just buy an Alienware laptop you cheap fuck.
27b512 No.14563621
>>14563560
Get a black/dark themed screensaver. Or a pair of glasses. Fixes this issue.
5d133f No.14563630
>>14563568
Туда ли ты зашел, петушок залетный?
eaa1dc No.14565126
>>14563630
Да, я думаю что ты не будешь говорить.
1df5b8 No.14565157
>>14562389
redones go fasta
d2c4fa No.14566228
>>14559860
>mfw more normalfags will be able to build pc
PC vidya is going to get flooded by fucking normalfags! eh who amI kidding those fuckers only buy prebuild and have a long steam list of games they never play
54cbe3 No.14566687
>>14566228
every Master Race fag who built their own rig that I know IRL are either League or Minecraft tards. as for /v/, theyre all poorfags. nobody here who posts 90% of the time even play games.
https://www.cinemablend.com/games/Steam-Survey-Most-PC-Gamers-Have-Weaker-PCs-Than-PS4-Xbox-One-58833.html
b0f868 No.14566750
>>14559930
How do these people function in the real world? I'm starting to think that these aren't even real people anymore, just bots that spam random social media accounts from time to time when a certain phrase is uttered to make it seem like hate speech is a serious issue. I mean look at the pics, these 'people' are honestly offended over "PC Master Race" of all fucking things when it's been around since the dawn of computers.
1cc1eb No.14567328
>>14559930
>some anon made a joke on some imageboard one time
>
>
>it goes mainstream
>game bloggers try to drum up outrage saying how it's bad and wrongthink
>stupid fucks who read that blog agree
>some time passes
>failing sensationalist blog uses phrase that's become ubiquitous
>forget that only one type of person reads your blog
>the same idiots you conditioned to hate the phrase
It's like pottery.
8348b8 No.14567623
>>14567328
>Implying PC master race was coined on an imageboard
Anon, everybody knows it's from the Witcher 1 Zero Punctuation review.
cf76c5 No.14567651
>>14567623
mustards being historical revisionists is nothing new
fc8aca No.14567733
>>14567623
In a much more recent ZP review yhatzee says that he really regrets coming up with the term because how 99% of the people who use it are insufferable faggots
cf76c5 No.14567744
>>14567733
he only gave name to a phenomenon, but those exact people here are easily not only the stupidest motherfuckers but also the biggest shitters.
fc8aca No.14567745
>>14567744
PC Gaming Dickslurp All-Stars is the replacement term he came up with
cf76c5 No.14567753
f178d8 No.14567756
>>14567745
Yeah that's totally gonna replace it.
eaa1dc No.14567954
>>14566750
Some people think there's only so many souls, or whatever you wanna call em, to go around. But we've got so many people now that there's not enough to go around, so maybe some people don't have one, or lots of people having small parts of the same one.
180a9f No.14568335
>>14566750
>I'm starting to think that these aren't even real people anymore, just bots
You're half right, they are IRL bots spouting the same few pre-programmed phrases over and over again. I hear cultists are the same way, broken people that are only capable of speaking the same three or four sentences over and over.
>>14567733
>99% of the people who use it are insufferable faggots
>redditors are insufferable faggots
Yahtzee is dependent on redditors for a job so he can't say that out loud I guess.
675b65 No.14568392
>>14562803
>PCI ports are blue
>VGA ports are blue
Well that's just great, I thought you said it was going to be easy?
27b512 No.14568400
>>14568335
>Yahtzee is dependent on redditors for a job
Most content creators are sadly. I mean fuck imagine this place being your only source of income for a job. You would go broke before the second episode.
e2bfe6 No.14568412
>>14559860
Are they going to release it on consoles?
fc0060 No.14568441
>>14560742
Look deeper anon, there are 3 different things on each monitor, either he has 3 instances running or he's watching 3 youtube videos simultaneously
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how much cancer is in the image:
there are several pop vinyl dbz figures on the shelf
there are two drinking glasses with a similar print on them that as far as I can tell with my old man eyes are not in english but still probably some pop culture nerdshit reference
3 hard plastic standing minecraft figures, at least 3 visible minecraft plushes
the computer case looks like an open air design so there's only one panel to prevent the little retard from punching his already arthritic soy infused hands into the computer's plastic meat grinder cooling fans in a fit of autistic rage when someone deletes his brown bricks
It looks like there is a MICRO ITX motherboard inside that fucking case, just look how small it is in comparison to the rest of the fucking case, look at all the EMPTINESS inside of it
that little anchor baby already wears glasses, probably started going blind while looking for herobrine in his 5k hours of minecraft let's plays
there is a dish of candy or marbles in front of the right-most monitor
the soybean is pumping his fist in the air like a true reader of the communist manifesto
he's got a webcam perched atop the middle monitor so he can record himself for his let's play channel
and to top it all off, he's got windows 10 installed
>>14562394
jesus christ there's so much black and green I thought I entered the matrix
f467c3 No.14571472
>>14567733
Well the term perfectly captures an existing group of faggots.
e732ff No.14571541
>>14560138
>Buy the latest Intel CPU and build a PC so you can pay $20 to simulate building another PC with a newer Intel CPU that isn't crippled by meltdown patches
This is kikeception.
99c73e No.14571542
>>14567745
What, isn't he a fan of the classic homegrown "PC mustard rice"?
e732ff No.14571554
>>14567733
He's right though. In the end PC master race is bragging about paying $1000+ for a nogames box full of pozzed AAA trash and walking simulators versus console owners that paid $300+ for a nogames box full of pozzed AAA trash and walking simulators. It's all the same shit.
77fa88 No.14571621
This actually looks kinda fun though.
0a9dff No.14571659
>>14571621
It would be cool if I could install ganoo+loonix
f3d280 No.14571728
>>14571659
Just hit up Linux Mint, learn the basics, and go from there.
0a9dff No.14571739
>>14571728
<mint
I already use GNU/Linux.
ede629 No.14571743
>>14567733
>recent ZP review yhatzee
He still makes videos?
Does anybody even use The Escapist anymore? I didn't think he'd still have an audience.
cf08a7 No.14572535
>>14571743
He's the only reason that site still exists.
18d724 No.14572571
>>14571472
I was surprised how butthurt some console users were when they were shown this image. I did not think that they were this sensitive.
9b04f1 No.14574688
>>14572571
Shoo shoo mustard.
a779c5 No.14574701
>>14572535
He is also the sole content creator for that site.
Or so it seems when I checked last.
2542eb No.14574720
3d6d06 No.14574765
Can you spend weeks overlocking in order to obtain a 2% increase in performance?
If not I think they are missing out on a huge opportunity in exploiting pc master race autism market.
I am overclocking my fucking ECC ram right now
400fc9 No.14575956
>>14559860
I built my own PC and and it was too easy for such a thing to be of much use, but in the video it looks like there are popups that give information on each component, so if it will at least teach kids a couple things about computers, then it can't be–
>>14560138
$20 FUCKING DOLLARS?
WHY
1d9270 No.14576100
>>14562803
Do you mean USB-A, USB-B, USB-C, Micro or standard, and 2.0, 3.0, 3.1 gen 1, or 3.1 gen 2?
fb6581 No.14576156
>>14576100
Micro isn't on PCs, USB-C is instantly recognizable as "new hotness," USB-B isn't used anymore and everything else you listed is the same shape and backwards compatible. Faggot.
8c0fb6 No.14578567
>>14576100
USB 2.0 and 3.0 etc are still backwards compatible.
4b163c No.14581410
>>14559860
>virus scanner
Lmao
34e207 No.14581497
>PC Building Simulator
>oh, it must be a tool for helping you figure out what parts will work well together
>watch trailer
World of Guns is an example of this done well, in my opinion. I use it as a learning tool for guns before buying them.
54cbe3 No.14582441
>>14581497
>What parts will work well together
I wish WoG would let me mix and match parts to make my own frankengun
the Lifetime pass was worth the $40 imo
G11 WHEN?
56d8ae No.14588606
>>14582441
Go back to >>>/k/ with your F2P trash.
24d06f No.14588667
>>14588606
It’s called pirate it, you fucking imbecile.
Speaking of which, anyone know of a torrent that includes everything?
34054d No.14588684
I didn't build my own pc,i just picked the parts,i'm afraid that i'll fuck something up so i left it to my handyman brother
c06989 No.14588685
>>14559930
>Trudeau
delicious
564daf No.14588686
>>14588667
There is none, the game downloads content as you use them, once you quit the game the guns are deleted, a method to stop piracy.
Buy the lifetime pass like us goyim did off Plati for 20usd or less.
c06989 No.14588703
>>14560160
DADDY BUY ME SOME SHIT I SAW ON THE INTERNET AND NEVER NEEDED TWICE!"!!!1!!`
I wish for the child to get an incurable bone wasting disease.
24d06f No.14588717
>>14588686
>the game downloads content as you use them, once you quit the game the guns are deleted
What the fucking christ is that mental illness.
c6747b No.14589410
>>14563516
Looks like my next build is going to be all Rosewill and Asus.
8c0fb6 No.14592483