a352d5 No.14533973
So I had a thought. What if the snowboarding minigame is fleshed out and is an SSX style game. I think it'd fit being very flashy with points and over the top tricks. It'd be pretty easy to fit that whole style of system with one big map into the game.
62892a No.14534246
cfa903 No.14535289
I doubt they'll even have mini games in the remake. It's not a remake so much as it is a brand new game loosely based on FF7.
a55566 No.14535304
It wouldn't be easy because the new devs are hacks, good idea though.
>>14534246
Bitter Betty detected.
67117a No.14535321
>>14535289
>They're attempting to make an "ubber serious" remake of a game that has the main character crossdressing, snowboarding, and fighting killer houses and strippers
How did they ever expect this to be anything BUT a disaster?
a044ba No.14535338
If Squeenix goes by the standard they used during the Secret of Mana remake, the snowboarding minigame will be replaced with a black "now loading" screen.
17cf2d No.14535535
Always kill the hype.
Again with the shilling?
This remake will be shit.
It will be a mod for FF 15 with the skin of FF 7.
It's plot will be ruined by the current hacks at Square.
The original team is not producing it.
Instead, the fucking artist is the main writer now. And he has proven again and again how shit his writing is.
It will be a fujoshi garbage without any sex-appeal for straight Men.
In short: again, it will be shit.
>>14535289
This.
e8a93c No.14535543
Is the garbage remake coming out soon or something? There's been a ton of these lame shill threads recently.
0df5ee No.14535574
>>14535543
They haven't even started making it yet. The shill threads are being made before development of the game has even started.
8be88f No.14535873
bb7f80 No.14539374
>>14533973
Could work I guess but probably not worth the development time teebeeach.
bc77f6 No.14539397
How about we finally let FF7 die?
bb7f80 No.14539428
>>14539397
>Let the best Final Fantasy die
Nah.
bc77f6 No.14539477
>>14539428
You're in luck then. Nostalgia dick riders like you are big part in why video games and Hollyjew is afraid of trying new things. Don't forget to buy your ticket to Ready player one anon.
17cf2d No.14540297
>>14535543
It is still in it's early stages of development.
The corporate shills are trying to create artificial hype already, because they know that it will be shit, since it's just FF 15 with a new skin.
388f7c No.14540322
>>14535321
But the original FF7 is a serious theme game too, it got some funny moment here and there but then you have death scene all over the place
610035 No.14540384
>>14540322
Funny moments almost make it worse, remind you of the bleakness.
God damn I was so excited when the game left Midgar, I thought it was going to spend all of its time in the depressing dystopian metropolis.
I was so happy to get an overworld like the previous games… then each town was more feels than the last…
a23e2f No.14540396
Please explain the hill defense mini game to me.
I have no idea what i am supposed to do based on the horrible games translation.
c951cc No.14540403
>>14535321
The tone the game had will never return because it was a product of its time, just like the remake will be a product of this time. FFXV is very evident of this, and this is why you hate life.
67117a No.14540404
>>14540384
The sad thing is that I've found more comedies that are "Heart-retching" than I have dramas. Even "joke" episodes like that SGI 'Groundhog Day' episode spent the entire time making fun of the incident only to have the gut-punch emotional moment when Jack brings up his son's death to persuade the guy to turn the machine off. Also, you have the most "serious" Star Trek series (DS9) which even spent a few episodes poking fun at the space Jews, or telling the misadventures that happen to the station's residence.
I think the overall point is that you cannot make something truly emotional and memorable without playing with all of the emotions people are capable of experiencing.
d05092 No.14540411
>>14540384
Midgar was the most interesting place in the game.
c951cc No.14540433
>>14540411
Well, Midgar had the most new things coming at you.
07a90b No.14541158
>>14539477
>afraid of trying new things
They aren't afraid of trying new things, they are using nostalgia to sell ideology that wouldn't make an impact in a new IP.
80723d No.14543863
>>14539477
>Liking FF7 is nostalgia
>>>/reddit/
b43d4b No.14549112
>>14539477
Final Fantasy 7 is the best JRPG I've ever played but then it's also the only good one I could find.
bb7f80 No.14552700
>>14539477
>/v/ hates FF7 now
Oh good.
147531 No.14552731
>>14535321
>game starts in the slums of a dystopian city
>where the main guy runs around planting explosives in power plants to the sound of heavy industrial themes
>durr but there were strippers and some funny elements
Are you a moron ? The majority of the game is in a serious tone.
4ecfda No.14552921
>>14535321
WTF are they going to do with the trap part? Without cartoony graphics, I can't see any way around cutting it from the game. It's not a joke anymore when it's really a dude and some fag trying to stick him, in 4k. Or am I just old?
b8a588 No.14552937
>>14552921
>when it's really a dude and some fag trying to stick him
>implying that's not progressive
037351 No.14552950
>>14540404
>>14535321
>liking trashy television show that promotes communist propaganda
can't wait until Islam takes over and throws all you homosexuals off a rooftop. in the meantime please go back your leftyist hugbox
>>>/tv/
>>14533973
Provided there is no new press release or leaks about the remake, how many threads about this topic do we need and at what point is it just a template thread?
genuinely asking, not trying to derail your thread
4ecfda No.14553047
>>14552937
But it's real gay.
>>14552950
They've posted the same OP a million times. I think everyone is ignoring him now.
62892a No.14553055
>>14552937
>>14552921
>>14553047
Cloud gets fingered in the hot tub. No way they're including that.
4ecfda No.14553079
>>14553055
Geez, I never saw this part.
4ecfda No.14553098
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14553055
Holy shit. They just fuck.
9d5ebe No.14553315
I heard from a very reliable source that Tifa and Yuffie are going to be trannies in a misguided attempt in capturing the mentally-disabled community.
9e17a5 No.14553427
>>14533973
>CY+3
>giving goyim extra content
Time spent on a minigame is time the devs could spend on shilling on reddit and blocking people on twitter.
>>14549112
>what's a Chrono Trigger?
7c4b47 No.14553505
>>14553427
>Devs in a Japanese company
>Shilling on Reddit
That's not how that works. That's the job of the PR arms of the American branches of those companies. Japanese devs are generally reserved. Kamiya's Twitter blocking obsession is an outlier.
a77131 No.14553663
At least people will be able to see if the remake is entirely garbage or not in how the first 10 minutes end up playing out.
c26bee No.14560849
>>14553505
>That's not how that works. That's the job of the PR arms of the American branches of those companies. Japanese devs are generally reserved. Kamiya's Twitter blocking obsession is an outlier.
So basically Publisher not Developer level.
daa633 No.14566766
I hope the remake would be also on pc…
cfc32f No.14568063
It’ll be cut out because it doesn’t fit Nomura’s new vision.
ea72a5 No.14571780
>>14568063
Given that Motomu Toriyama is the one who pitched and planned the entire Miss Cloud sidequest because he really wanted to fuck Trap Cloud to the absolute horror of Noomy and Gooch, you are very correct sir. Thankfully Toriyama never lived out his fantasy…
3969c8 No.14571801
Looking back on things, FF8 should have gotten the remake treatment first.
In retrospect, now that I'm an adult, it may be the best FF ever. Hate me if you want, but it's true.
3969c8 No.14571802
>>14571780
>Trap Cloud
Traps don't exist, only tranny freaks who need the bullet.
cfc32f No.14571815
>>14571801
FF7 is the game everyone gushes over anon. It makes sense that it would be remade over 8.
3969c8 No.14571827
>>14571815
Yes they do, but 8 was way ahead of it's time.
97ab7d No.14572024
>>14571780
Damn. I was hoping they were going to change the quest so that doing it perfectly would make Cloud look exactly like Lightning.
fa2481 No.14572074
>>14535535
I personally egged on the fujoshit since I wanted to see Final Fantasy bomb harder.
d74937 No.14572548
>>14568063
>new vision
Sounds worse, shit like Wall Market and the Gold Saucer were dumb but at least showed that Cloud had some range of emotions and gave the story some levity.
cfc32f No.14572806
>>14571827
That doesn’t matter.
a55566 No.14573570
>>14553098
Alright, I'm gonna need the original translation fucking STAT.
be8893 No.14573586
>>14573570
That is the original translation.
17cf2d No.14574173
>>14552731
But there were strippers and funny elements.
That makes it a comedy with pretentious "serious" segments.
>>14571801
Nah, it is shit.
>>14571802
This.
80723d No.14578317
>>14571801
>In retrospect, now that I'm an adult, it may be the best FF ever. Hate me if you want, but it's true.
>now that I'm a mature gamer
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67117a No.14578393
>>14578372
More like the first and last pic, please.
80723d No.14584488
>>14578372
Put your tits between her dicks.
28f124 No.14589407