7cabb1 No.14526621
Let's talk about games that are so fucking bad that they are funny, bonus points if they are actually self-aware and know that they're trash, but not in the Goat Simulator kind of way where one makes a deliberately bad game, and the joke gets stale after a minute. More of a "I'm stuck with this shitty job and I hate working on this project but I will at least have some fucking fun with it if I can" kind of way. Let's get the obvious one out of the well, completely lacks any form of self-awareness but that's what makes it so fucking hilarious.
400703 No.14526629
400703 No.14526632
Oh and come to think of it Night Trap but I guess some anons might not count it as a real game.
7cabb1 No.14526639
>>14526629
>Leisure Suit Larry.
Weren't the point'n click games actually kind of decent for comedy games?
400703 No.14526643
>>14526639
They were ok I guess but I find all point and click games to be a bit crap. I guess you've got a sliding scale with something like Full Throttle being horrible in every way but I still play the genre despite the gameplay not because of it.
7cabb1 No.14526651
And to get this out of the way.
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE
7cabb1 No.14526654
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Andromeda is still comedy gold even to this fucking day.
7cabb1 No.14526671
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And who the fuck could forget this gem?
7cabb1 No.14526681
>>14526677
What even is this anon? I think those double dubs speak for themselves, I'm sure that the game counts.
59ade9 No.14526683
>>14526632
Night Trap is just as much of a video game as any VN which is to say not much at all tbh.
17186d No.14526689
>>14526681
some shitty dos game I still keep around for nostalgic readons
it starts to get hard on the fish level
59ade9 No.14526690
>>14526621
Postal 2 is an objectively bad game everything about it from the gunplay to the 'story' is terrible and yet I can't stop laughing when I play it. The ability to whip out your cock and piss on anything you want also appeals to me on a base level. I guess it's like a dog marking its territory.
>>14526654
I still would.
7cabb1 No.14526694
>>14526690
Postal 2 is a perfect example of an actually self-aware bad game, with the exception that it actually can be fun if you can tolerate the akwardness of it. As a shooter itself it's not very good but as a sandbox it's really decent.
59ade9 No.14526743
>>14526694
Well I guess but a game that knows its bad is still bad tbh.
4f332a No.14526832
Perhaps not the game itself but FFX and Tales of Symphonia are so horribly written that I can't help but find them funnier than just about any comedy game ever made.
8e052b No.14526837
>>14526832
Yeh when a supposedly serious plot is making you lose your shit more than the average sitcom episode you know something has gone wrong.
4f332a No.14526850
>>14526837
It isn't just the writing either. When a character shuffles up to another like a barbie doll and "punches" them with a whole second delay I can't help but laugh. It's one of the reasons the series went to shit when they started mocapping everything.
8e052b No.14526882
>>14526850
Has motion capture ever led to a good game? L.A. Noire was fucking terrible as well.
7df9a4 No.14526944
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
>Racing game with semi trucks
>Box cover says you have to haul cargo and avoid cops, but neither the cargo nor the cops exist in the game
>There are four different trucks to choose from, but they all perform the same
>There are five maps, but only four are playable; the other map will crash the game every time it's chosen
>There's a race timer, but it doesn't matter at all; when it hits zero nothing happens and you keep racing
>Sometimes when the race starts the game thinks that you've reached the finish line and immediately rewards you with victory
>Checkpoints don't have to be driven through in the order they appear, despite the tracks being linear
>Early versions of the game had no functioning AI to race against; computer opponents would just sit there and not move
>The developers patched the AI so that they'll actually race, but most of the time they just stop before the finish line so you can't lose anyway
>The victory screen is pic related
>There's no collision detection, so you literally drive through everything
>You can just drive off the map and keep going forever
>There's no limit to acceleration if you drive in reverse, so you just keep picking up speed indefinitely if you drive backwards
>"It is possible to accelerate until reaching 1.23×10^37 miles per hour (1.98×10^37 kilometres per hour; 5.8×10^20 light-years per second) or more than 10^28 times the speed of light. At this point, all checkpoints will turn green and the player will instantly win the race because this extreme speed causes the vehicle to be literally everywhere at once. However, the truck will halt instantly when the reverse key is released, regardless of its speed."
538aeb No.14527002
>>14526882
LA noire sucked because the whole gimmmick it was based off on depended on the acting, and the acting is modern hollywood comedy bad.
5a4c76 No.14527029
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>>14526882
Crysis 3 (some people bash the game but I liked it) really nailed this mocap thing.
a67638 No.14527079
>>14526621
What game is that pic from?
de3c99 No.14527098
>>14527079
Max: An Autistic Journey
8b9377 No.14527896
This piece of work from the late Pandemic.
>Enemies say the same 4 lines
>Basically cheese through the whole game with one airstrike
>Can choose TechnoViking, Sigint, or Lucy Liu stunt double as playable characters.
Basically you can blow everything up to kingdom come and not really put much thought into what you do throughout the game, at least the voice acting keeps the game entertaining ya know.
fb15ab No.14527908
fb15ab No.14527926
>>14526690
Daily reminder Postal is created by a porn company.
>>14526882
>muh graphics/animation style determines the quality gameplay
Nice meme. Also mocap is objectively better in every single way for anything that can actually be mocapped.
b6b45c No.14528074
>>14526654
it's like some shit that keeps on shitting
ce424e No.14528088
>>14528074
Do you have webm of the asari talking about her pronouns?
b6b45c No.14528117
>>14528088
I don't think I got that one, but I got this
2cf864 No.14528174
>>14526944
>At this point, all checkpoints will turn green and the player will instantly win the race because this extreme speed causes the vehicle to be literally everywhere at once.
Just like that one episode of Star Trek Voyager.
0c474d No.14528259
c669d4 No.14528408
>>14526621
The funniest part of Max: An Autistic Adventure is how his favorite video game is a vaccination themed shmup where you play as a syringe that shoots down germs.
34edcd No.14528434
>>14528219
Why did you post a Hollow Knight picture when you're clearly describing Nier Automata?
713551 No.14528459
d30c35 No.14528581
>>14526882
Tekken and Soul Calibur
15bd8d No.14528640
>>14528219
>>14528434
I understand there are more shit games out than ever before but people like you are why it's hard to believe anything that is said on this board without substantial evidence.
974c16 No.14528701
>>14528408
>>14528639
>August 2016
How am I just hearing about this now, holy shit.
ce5df0 No.14528787
>>14528701
A new autism sim just came out, too.
a67638 No.14528793
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>>14528408
>>14528639
>>14528701
These videos (Video linked is first part of multiple videos) is a stream of Max autistic adventure, if you are curious about the game. The chat alone makes the videos worthy to watch.
f7d59d No.14528818
>>14528793
The art looks right out of Unteralterbach or whatever it's called.
896108 No.14528831
>>14528818
That would be pretty horrifying considering I'm pretty sure Max's Autistic Adventure was made by a father for his autistic son.
592702 No.14528851
>>14528787
art looks like the siamese twins game or sunfish but pretentious
fca4b4 No.14528880
>>14526690
>>14526694
Postal 2 is kind of in the league with Warioware, games that are absolutely terrible on their own but that they have a bizarre charm because they allow you to do something completely unique while also having their own sense of humor, also pointing out how shit they themselves are constantly. I'd also add stuff like Illbleed or Deadly Premonitions to the mix.
0c426d No.14528891
>>14528831
Is fucking your autistic child the perfect crime?
c669d4 No.14528905
>>14528639
Yeah, at the beginning of the game go to the computer in Max's room an you can play it. It's called something like Vaccinator.
566d8b No.14528913
>>14528793
He looks like the girl from Inside Out.
31cf80 No.14528960
>>14528793
jesus god damn this is so cringey to watch but i wanna keep going
4f332a No.14528986
>>14528880
I would only consider Deadly Premonition to be bad on a technical level. If someone made a similarly playing game that wasn't busted it would be one of the best games ever made.
d4fa89 No.14529327
It's quite difficult to recreate the kind of experience of enjoying a bad movie. In video games, you actually have to interact with unpleasant mechanics, which makes them far worse than the passive medium of film.
ca0cb3 No.14529345
>>14527896
I had a lot of fun with this game. I wish Mercenaries 3 happened. :(
539607 No.14529355
>>14528787
what the fuck is this shit
f067cc No.14529356
>>14526690
What did he mean by this?
ae8344 No.14529368
>>14528219
Just imagine being this mad because you suck at a game that doesn't even qualify as hard.
7cabb1 No.14529392
>>14529327
If your game is such a broken fucking mess that fucking nothing works and it constantly keeps on giving new shit to laugh at, the players will be more focused at laughing at how bad it is instead of anything else.
95e9d2 No.14529464
As someone who regularly makes fun of the disabled and plays a lot of RPGmaker games Max's Autistic Adventure isn't that good of a game gameplay wise. Freddy Fazbear is in it also. But like someone else said it was made by a father who has an autistic son and the proceeds go to the Miriam Foundation and in the end I liked it. The enemies were surreal in a good way and there was even a vaccination monster.
4f332a No.14529483
>>14529464
That last one is literally the first boss from R-Type.
1c362b No.14529532
>>14529356
he just wants the world to know hes part of the Kool Kidz Klub now
0bf9ac No.14529554
>>14526632
>non-stop action
>over 1.5 hours of real video
74c2cd No.14529863
>>14526690
The only thing I truly fucking hated about that game was how shitty and unsatisfying the rocket launcher was.
11cd06 No.14529879
>>14526654
Why is there no SFM porn of her yet?
966867 No.14529891
>>14528074
i still have a hard time seeing this and knowing that it's real. like, mass effect 1 was overall a pretty decent space opera where you could go james kirk and bang alien bitches. how did it sink so low that gay krogans are now shadowboxing each other and pronouns are actually being discussed in fucking space?
bed232 No.14530165
>>14526621
I love how the "L-look out! He's not having fun!" banner I made is still in in the roster.
59ade9 No.14531139
>>14529863
All of the guns were unsatisfying to use though the rocket launcher was just worse.
95e9d2 No.14531160
>>14530198
Harvester isn't "so bad its good" Its just regular good.
a2c859 No.14531281
>>14529356
>directly linking to 8ch in a normalfag website
Cunts like this are why we can't have nice things
f2f923 No.14531597
>>14528787
this actually looks kino
8631b4 No.14532984
>>14531160
You kidding me? Play the game again I think you'll disagree. The acting is so bad It amazes me and the gameplay certainly hasn't aged well assuming it was ever good. The actual content is interesting at best but overall it's a shitty game.
fafaaa No.14533053
>>14526944
>keep picking up speed indefinitely if you drive backwards
>more than 10^28 times the speed of light.
Wow I new this game was incomplete, and buggy but that takes the cake. Thanks for the laugh.
3faae7 No.14533084
0c474d No.14533327
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>>14533053
Mario transcends parallel universes. Truck BECOMES parallel universes.
c6c4b5 No.14533389
>>14528117
Ayy is cute. What a waste
3ba049 No.14533724
>>14528787
If they put this man as an easter egg, I swear to god I'll fucking buy it.
5dc2d5 No.14533763
>>14528787
>free early access
>2017 Queensland IAward senior student – Winner
No thanks
8631b4 No.14533779
>>14528787
I'm willing to bet they added all those unusual mechanics like phone charging to make the game seem more in depth than it is. In fact most of the "mechanics" look like that. If this game was fully fleshed out and there were hundreds of routes and mechanics in it along with some pure, well polished retro vidya challenge it would be fun but the chances of this are nill.
f15fff No.14533812
>>14531139
>>14529863
Only the melee weapons or pissing felt any good to use. If FPP (First-Person Pissing or eff-pee-pee) actually caught on and somehow became a staple of first-person video games, I'd have a feeling that even POSTAL 2's piss mechanics would be lackluster.
ce5df0 No.14533853
>>14533779
It's just some sheltered sperg who likes to pretend that life is harder than it really is. I'm sure there's plenty of people on this board who grew up with assburgers who can attest to being normally functioning members of society, or at least not CWC-tier abominations, through proper guidance. The guy who made this clearly treats his autism like an impenetrable barrier separating him and the person he wants to be.
I'm not autistic but I used to mentally gamify things that mildly irritated me in a similar manner. I used to categorize and remember when annoying things would happen just so I could act revel in my persecution. Sometimes I still catch myself doing it. This game is dripping with that kind of attitude. "Loud noises and eye contact drain my mental health bar. If I reach zero, surely I will die." It doesn't seem like he wants help, he just wants to play the victim.
I will credit him for finally making people realize neo-80's neon cyberpunk fetishism is autistic as hell, though.
896108 No.14533854
>>14528787
>tfw have hyperacusis
>people always think I'm an aspie because I cover my ears when a truck passes by on the street and cringe whenever I hear a car honk
3ba049 No.14533885
>>14533854
Speaking of ear-related shit, I have this thing when whenever there is a background sound (chatter, traffic, men working at the building site) I can't hear people talk to me very well, but my hearing is actually normal, sometimes even above average when there is silence. People think I can't hear for shit and that I'm deaf. Does this mean I have the assburgers? Legit question.
896108 No.14533893
>>14533885
Sounds more like a neurological issue.
3ba049 No.14533896
>>14533893
Fuck me, really? Does that mean I'm retarded? It's only slight though, not something intense.
5dc2d5 No.14533908
>>14528125
>>14528117
>>14528074
Were there any Dragon Age Inquisition equivalences of these? I can't recall, it feels like it was so long ago.
4f332a No.14533921
>>14533908
There was the one with the guys training in the background turning invisible.
e1f60a No.14533946
>>14526654
Mass Effect managed to do one thing right: Make women funny.
9fa474 No.14533984
>>14533854
>>14533885
Just.
If you have a medical condition, and you really want to post here, please don't. Just find a proper place to do it. /v/ is not terminally ill support group, even if it seems like one
Thank you for understanding.
896108 No.14534018
>>14533984
I have a hearing disorder, I'm not fucking dying.
9fa474 No.14534085
>>14534018
Good for you. What games have you been playing?
f15fff No.14534097
>>14534085
Obviously games without sound.
b6b45c No.14534194
>>14533908
>>14533921
I got this, though it's more infuriating than anything
9fa474 No.14534201
>>14534097
What games? I know my firstpost sounds like I'm an asshole, but seriously.
I cannot understand what games need sound and which don't. It could be really good information if you told how games work for you.
3ba049 No.14534212
>>14533984
I don't even know if what I have can be considered a condition, you dense nigger.
>>14534201
Good luck pkaying a racing game, rythm game or FPS without any sound. I guess turn based strategy games need no sound.
592702 No.14534229
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any "so bad it's good" cult game?
>>14533984
/v/irgins barely know how their computers work, listen to this guy, nothing technical can be learnt here
896108 No.14534230
>>14534201
I don't think you realize you're not talking to me, but somebody who's joking around.
I play normal games, I just turn the volume down.
9fa474 No.14534261
>>14534212
So now you don't have anything to give? I'm fine with that. I was hoping that you could say something about the people with hearingaids, but it's fine. I didn't expect anything from you anyways.
3ba049 No.14534275
>>14534261
Okay then cunt.
9fa474 No.14534288
>>14534230
Yes. I see your ID:s are very different.
OK. Fuck this thread. I'm being out-baited, so Hasta la vista, fuckers.
3ba049 No.14534300
>>14534288
Close the door, nigger.
2cf864 No.14534331
>>14528818
Almost canonically so.
41fb2a No.14534677
>>14533984
"You are not allowed to post anything that isn't directly related to videogames. If it isn't even slightly related to videogames you are not allowed to post."
Christ dude they had literally 2 vaguely off-topic posts. Hell, the first one was still related to the aspie game.
Settle down and let them talk.
8169e6 No.14536115
>>14534677
If we don't police board quality the board turns into cuckchan 2.0
06d69d No.14536611
>>14528793
>not JoJo's stream
Whatever happened to his video of it, anyway?
6b44fa No.14536630
>>14534300
There's only one place where people call each other niggers more frequently than /v/ - a nigger ghetto.
000000 No.14537306
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Michigan: Report from Hell is an underrated among the all time best bad games. Suda51 worked on it as a producer in some capacity, not certain for sure, and it was released a year before Killer7.
7d5b2b No.14538277
>>14536115
rulecuckery was why I left that place
4673cf No.14540146
>>14536630
Well apparently they don't call people over there faggots enough then you fucking fruit.
4b44c9 No.14540162
>>14538277
Then go the fuck back to it.
11b31b No.14540165
>>14533984
I'd think if anything autism is one thing that binds a lot of us together,there's no point in making fun of something as an insult if you have it and the people around you do as well.
6c9a3f No.14540186
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>>14533893
>>14533885
I have the same problem. In the past year or so, I also became less sensitive to pain and can barely smell foul odors anymore.
My eyes also got rapidly worse, according to my prescription.
I must be drinking too much tap water or something.
7e29b9 No.14540315
>>14528117
>mass effect romance with a qt Turian
>its in mass effect andromeda
b22cde No.14540445
>>14528434
Shut up, nintendrone. NieR:Automata is the greatest game of the decade.
50c403 No.14540492
>>14534212
>playing a racing game or FPS without any sounds
Why, what's difficult about playing them without sounds? The only thing I can see with FPS is hearing your enemies approaching as you should be able to flank them just from hearing them. It seems like it's more like for difficulty modes though. That said though, I don't want to be a bullet sponge character, so I can understand why sound could be needed for FPS.
Racing games, are sounds actually useful in them at all?
1af8b7 No.14540577
>>14540445
And you can't experience 2B butt as well, Sonyfag/Xbot. Only PC Master Race can.
8169e6 No.14541262
>>14538277
You have to back.
335d62 No.14542527
>over 100 replies
>no Anonymous Agony
>no YE YE
896108 No.14543707
>>14540315
That second image makes me profoundly sad and I don't know why.
339466 No.14543718
>>14542527
You just wanted my blender?
896108 No.14543758
>>14543742
That's straight cringe, not 'so bad it's funny'.
4f332a No.14543760
>>14543742
This looks like a cry for help.
f966bf No.14543761
>>14543758
Sorry, I misread the OP
000000 No.14543779
>>14528174
Does the driver turn into a lizard and bone the captain of the trucking fleet?
a08ea8 No.14544547
It's fun to go on newgrounds and look for trash on purpose. You can filter the search so that the worst rated things are grouped together.
Obama for President: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/479846
Crappy Game Circus:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/590849
Big D Fighter:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/509854
>I would've done more with this but since NG only allows 10 megs per swf the game can only contain so much.
a08ea8 No.14544673
>>14544547
Oh yeah, and this is the definition of pajeet, featuring nudity
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667414
400703 No.14544692
339466 No.14544770
I'm playing Michigan Report from Hell and it's pretty fucking funny.
89b9fc No.14544804
>>14544692
Not even racemixing. It's two different species, like bestiality except the alien can think and talk back.
0c474d No.14545040
>>14528831
Well, he does give him a full come dinner, so…
7a1070 No.14545932
Mario Party games in general, it is fucking funny to see its characters die when playing minigames.
68559b No.14545988
>>14540315
>They fade to black because they made her a bisexual degenerate at the last minute
I hate dykes more than faggots because they get a free pass on so much shit because "DOOD LESBOS HAWT LMAO" I swear.
8ca83c No.14546031
>>14545932
>play Mario Party sometimes with 2 friends sometimes
>always pick DK and set his AI to retarded
It's always funny to see a retarded gorilla fail at tasks.
f1bef7 No.14546080
>>14540186
That's normal. You're just being transformed into autistic super-soldier. Drink more tap water if you want the accelerate the transformation.
8ca83c No.14546127
>>14546080
You could genuinely replace the top letting in that pic with "The signs of being socially awkward" and most people wouldn't question it.
f1bef7 No.14546164
>>14546127
Not really. Being social awkwardness is just that, having a hard time in social situations. Stuff in that pic goes beyond that.
5d041f No.14546489
>>14528117
She's the only good thing in the game.
4f332a No.14547211
>>14546031
Taking out DK as a playable character was the biggest mistake that series ever made.
92eeb2 No.14547247
>>14540492
Not only that, humans react to sound twice as fast as they do to seeing something. Look it up.
252d3c No.14547343
>>14526621
>self aware
>bonus
What? Self aware bad things are always awful. Part of what makes a "so bad it's good" type of game or movie is that the person making it thinks it's so great. Like lets take Hunt Down the Freeman, probably the most recent example of a hilariously bad game. You can tell whoever made that cluster fuck thought it was the greatest thing ever. You can't just capture that madness and recreate it.
5d91da No.14549343
>>14546164
Not really no. A lot of people show these signs when they don't talk to people for years on end.
5d91da No.14549349
>>14547211
The game having sequels after 5 was the biggest mistake it made tbh.
8b2654 No.14551161
>>14546031
>That miningame where everyone must push a lever to trigger a bomb and if it blows the character would end up on T-pose.
>>14549349
Not bothering with balance and difficult is what killed most of the Mario spinoffs in general.
8631b4 No.14559549
>>14551161
>That miningame where everyone must push a lever to trigger a bomb and if it blows the character would end up on T-pose.
Was the tensest shit despite there being no skill into it. I still retain Mario party is an objectively bad game franchise despite some good minigames. fun as hell to play drunk though
dd7dea No.14563597
If you ever find this, play this, it's comedy fucking gold.
339466 No.14563612
>>14546489
I feel like those memes are the reason I'm dating a mildly autistic qt right now.
3d4e32 No.14563698
>>14528787
>literal fucking autism sim
>it's pixelshit
d05177 No.14565677
>>14527926
>Daily reminder Postal is created by a porn company.
Do what now.
8631b4 No.14567995
>>14565715
I just wish this world would end sometimes.
ad9e64 No.14568017
>>14526654
>it's been a year since this trainwreck released
78b231 No.14568389
>>14529464
>There will never be a game about Scott Cawthorn's robots fighting SMT demons while NPCs designed by fathers with autistic sons are thrown into the mix.