bf677e No.14519011
>In my totally unsolicited opinion, the sustained success of The Black Panther is the feel-good story of this young year. Marvel went all-in on ‘Panther’, trusting a $200 million dollar budget to a Director, Ryan Coogler, who’d only made two movies before – and allowed him to tell a story that walked a tight-rope between mass-market appeal and cultural specificity.
>Black Panther is a movie where characters make cracks at colonization, reference Grace Jones, speak openly about the trials and tribulations of the African American experience and weaponize a wig- while at the same time being a slam-bang action picture for all ages and audiences. This tight-rope walk was rewarded justly – with the flick hauling in over a billion dollars at the box office – so far.
>It’s a movie but also a movement; an authentic celebration of a culture and a people (by those people) who have been historically disenfranchised, that won audiences over by leaning into that disenfranchisement by showing them a kingdom untouched by the ills of colonization.
http://archive.is/CJnbT
So I guess this means that all "gamers" are now automatically queers, girls and soyboys? Thanks a lot modern trend-setters.
882818 No.14519028
>>14519011
Does this mean that travel website searches for "Mushroom Kingdom" are going to spike?
ff8eed No.14519029
I'm not a gamer then, I'm a player.
9930b3 No.14519031
>>14519028
Hopefully it'll make more people go to Gensokyo.
95cd5a No.14519040
>>14519011
>will ready player one be black panther for gamers?
no, because it has white people in it. Therefore it's not woke.
sage
bf123e No.14519044
>>14519011
Reminder that children born in the 1980s are now the demographic with the highest purchasing power. Reminder that this is why you see 80s nostalgia in television, film, and print media, as well as in general styling. Reminder that ✡Spielberg’s✡ films are always social engineering. Reminder that they’ve been trying to normalize, compartmentalize, and acclimatize the gaming industry to normalfags for nigh on two decades, for the purpose of turning Common Core into an interactive brainwashing tool. Reminder that MKULTRA tactics are used in visual media because the subconscious brain can’t differentiate them from reality and thus consider actions taken in visual media to be representative of reality, real human behavior, and socially acceptable actions.
Reminder that people here will defend every aspect of this, and then go have sex before marriage while campaigning that there is only one race of humanity.
6e1e51 No.14519049
Ready to see this epic showdown?
9930b3 No.14519058
>>14519049
That Warcraft one has to be fake.
d1ea0a No.14519061
Go read real books instead of worrying about this trash. Dumezil for nonfiction, Doestoevsky for fiction.
882818 No.14519076
>>14519061
>just ignore what's being done to your nation's culture, it's not important
bf123e No.14519078
>>14519049
There’s a tiny, tiny part of me which believes that this level of… whatever this is will make people physically exhausted and ill and the movie will bomb. That part of me is close to the size of the part of me that still has reason to be alive, incidentally.
bf123e No.14519085
>>14519076
He’ll come back with “that’s not what I said,” despite it being exactly what he said. Then he’ll say “it’s not like I could do anything about it anyway,” despite guns existing.
fd5aa0 No.14519090
>>14519049
>A Protoss and Zealot are briefly seen walking in the Oasis, behind Hello Kitty and her friends.
c312df No.14519091
>>14519076
>hollywood
>culture
BWAHAHAHAH
Why the fuck do you think people are moving towards videogames, mate? Why the fuck do you even think a movie about videogames is being made?
5fe03b No.14519094
>>14519061
It was a really shitty book
The MC re-enacts the entirety of monty python and the holy grail
d1ea0a No.14519098
>>14519076
That's not your nation's culture, that's a jewish parasite on top of it.
c312df No.14519099
>>14519078
Just think of the royalties this will cost in copyright.
Hopefully that alone is enough to cave in the box office.
>>14519085
>dude, just go out and shoot people, that solves everything!
>>14519090
>A Protoss and Zealot
Zealots are Protoss, what the fuck? They migh as well write "a human and a man".
02d274 No.14519101
No it did the exact opposite of that, it embraced national socialism
How ‘Ready Player One’ Glosses Over Gender and Race Issues
http://archive.is/PUO3T
>In Ready Player One, most of humanity spends their time in an online world known as the OASIS. There, anyone can create a virtual avatar and become anything they want. Aech, a super famous avatar, known for his skills, is the perfect example of this. He fights in the OASIS’ player-vs-player arenas and is among the five highest-scoring players in Halliday’s Egg Hunt.
>He’s described in the book as a “Caucasian male with dark hair and brown eyes.” Over the course of their three-year friendship, Wade assumed that Aech resembled his avatar. However, when the two meet in person toward the end of the book, Wade learns that Aech is actually an African-American girl named Helen Harris.
>Like her mother, Aech hid her race and gender from others in the Oasis. Her mother, who worked in an OASIS-based, data-processing centre, made a conscious decision to use a white avatar. She noticed the “marked difference it made in how she was treated and the opportunities she was given.” Similarly, Aech uses a white male avatar to avoid harassment, disrespect, and other problems that come with being a black woman on the internet.
>In the Ready Player One movie, Aech still appears as Wade’s best friend. However, she no longer uses a human avatar. Aech is an orc. A seven-foot, dark-green, hulking orc. It may seem small, but this seemingly minor alteration has both narrative and social repercussions.
>By making Aech an orc, audiences lose the shock of Helen’s reveal, killing the book’s best twist. It’s obvious to those in the OASIS that Aech’s avatar looks nothing her. In the book, the reveal not only shocked Wade but readers, as well. We all expected to see a white man behind that avatar. Now, thanks to the avatar switch and the film’s promotional materials and IMDB listings showing off Lena Waithe in the role, even those who haven’t read the books will know what to expect.
350df3 No.14519103
>>14519049
This movie comes out on my birthday. Shit, I think I'll go see it for the hell of it. I got nothing better to do, really
3bfaa1 No.14519107
>>14519094
>book
That's being kind to it and the author. Neither of the two things he's managed to get published have any real original ideas from him in them, they rely on the reader having some nostalgia towards the references.
bf123e No.14519112
>>14519099
>the royalties
All of those properties are owned by jews. What royalties?
>replies with a strawman
>exactly like what I said he’d do
>doesn’t grasp the irony of this
Enjoy being strung up, then.
>>14519101
>absolutely pathetic attempt to get white males to go see it
lol, they’re not even trying anymore.
591c14 No.14519113
>>14519103
Be sure and report back afterwards.
bf123e No.14519115
>>14519103
Reported. You think that will work on us?
64483b No.14519118
>>14519078
I desperately want it to bomb, but even normalfags who secretly know better will have one of their friends going "dude epic reference from trash we like let's GOOOO xD"
That plus Stielberg still being vaguely associated with big movies by your average retard will guarantee this making at least a modest profit.
But there's enough depressing content in vidya without bringing this /tv/ trash here.
3b27ce No.14519122
>>14519049
>no Todd reference
You just had to PREORDER
4674c7 No.14519129
>>14519049
>sans can be seen during the final battle of the oasis
d0b5d0 No.14519130
>>14519101
Very clever, but you won't fool me.
27000c No.14519133
>>14519049
This is closest that gaylo has ever been to the silver screen
9930b3 No.14519138
>>14519122
Maybe the reference to him shilling Redguard on usenet was too esoteric for them to catch.
2d9ae1 No.14519140
>>14519101
>She noticed the “marked difference it made in how she was treated and the opportunities she was given.
well it is true that online, girls get given free shit by thirsty beta nerds. no idea why she would pretend to be a guy unless she didn't want to be confused with a guy pretending to be a girl.
Also.
>Wade assumed that Aech resembled his avatar.
I haven't read the book but I can already guess the main character is an idiot.
c0a6f1 No.14519142
>>14519029
>gamer+
Don't you fucking start this shit again
6326cd No.14519144
>>14519049
That Overwatch and Borderlands didn't exist in the book.
And they shouldn't exist at all
96288d No.14519146
>>14519112
>What royalties?
You do notice some of those are jap games right? And even if they're owned by kikes, don't think they'll kevech and try to rip each other off for an extra shekel. I guarantee you whoever at (((Hollywood)) negotiated these the rights for these characters has no idea how volatile the games industry and ownership of IPs are.
3b27ce No.14519147
>>14519138
>him shilling Redguard on usenet
I always lose my sides with that.
d98d3c No.14519149
>>14519049
How did we let this happen?
9930b3 No.14519159
>>14519140
Seriously. I've been pretending to be girls in MMOs since FFXI and it wasn't for the extra AGI and DEX Mithras get I'll tell you that much.
4674c7 No.14519170
Didn't they already make this movie and call it Wreck-it ralph?
a4697c No.14519171
>>14519049
>undertale: sans can be seen in the final fight
END ME
8c0087 No.14519176
>>14519049
I don't know if I should be happy, confused, or disgusted that Pikachu, Doc Brown, and Godzilla are nowhere at all in there.
0095ed No.14519183
>>14519049
>MGS
>Snake pops up on screen
>everyone gasps
<"It's him! It's really him"
>"Didya miss me?"
>"Names Plisken… Iriquois Plisken"
>nerds stifle a chuckle
<"heh, I got that"
>Kojima is super imposed onto Snakes face
>"DID YOU RIKE IT"
>every manchild in the theater roars out in thunderous applause
>the clapping is so loud and hard, the very earth shakes
>Kojima comes out of the screen
>he has angel wings and a halo, the very avatar of god himself
>he whispers into every disciples' ear in a divine tone
>"Fucku Konami"
>the rapture begins
683111 No.14519185
>>14519049
>Undertale: Sans, the one character that would be least likely to show up to a fight shows up to a fight
>Minecraft: Herobrine, a creepypasta for ten-year-olds that the dev couldn't stop mentioning yet never actually put into the game
>Half-Life: Gordon Freeman is seen for the first time in a decade
>Garbage Pail Kids: Not only did someone remember this crap, but they thought it was worth spiking a reference for
<Pokemon: A Pokeball is thrown, but they couldn't afford to actually show a Pokemon
>"Rubik Cube"
<Unwilling to spring on Hatred for genuine memepoints
63d51e No.14519186
>>14519171
>>14519129
>>14519049
I actually like Undertale and that makes me feel sick to my fucking stomach. Jesus fucking Christ.
9930b3 No.14519188
>>14519176
Godzilla is in it.
bf123e No.14519201
>>14519176
Godzilla and the Time Travel Delorean are in the film. I’m sure there’s ONE Pokémon somewhere.
6336bb No.14519204
Wait, I’m genuinely confused, what in the world are they talking about? What does the movie do that’s so progressive? It’s like the reviewer assumes we’ve watched the horrid looking thing.
96288d No.14519205
>>14519183
>implying Kojicuck didn't get on his knees and suck on (((Speilberg's))) cut up micropenis just so he could get closer to being in (((Hollywood)))
039723 No.14519209
How do you do, /tv/?
The catalog sure looks weird today, some faggots talking about video games or some shit.
More movies, please.
b887e9 No.14519211
>>14519049
>StarCraft: A sectoid appears behind Tracer
FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
52556c No.14519212
I'm probably just being hopelessly optimistic but I think Ready Player One is going to be the thing that ends "geek culture" being the dominant force in pop culture. It's so bald-faced and shameless in it's pandering that even the more middle of the road cucks, like giant bomb, actively hate it.
fd5aa0 No.14519215
>>14519049
Here's a challenge to show you just how cringe this really is: Try to make a story out of at least 1 property listed in each of the categories (Vidya, Comic, Contemporary, Movie) and try to pitch in a way that sounds AT ALL entertaining.
96288d No.14519218
>>14519212
<bald-faced
Learn to spell nigger
c312df No.14519219
>>14519112
>jews don't jew jews
>reducto at absurdum is a strawman
Someone needs to re-study their fallacies instead of their phalics.
If you actually think that guns are a solution to a cultural problem, I agree with you. After all, you can shoot yourself, can't you?
350df3 No.14519220
>>14519115
What the fuck are you talking about, I just feel like doing something that day and this seems to be a goodbad idea.
>>14519113
If there's a thread up afterwards, sure. I'll post my thoughts.
05ba06 No.14519225
>>14519044
>Reminder that people here will defend every aspect of this
Literally who? Hardly anyone here defends anything anymore except for Nintendrones and their precious carboard cutouts. We're all just watching the ship sink from the comfort of our lifeboats now.
d0b5d0 No.14519230
>>14519212
We can only hope. The funny part about this is how faux-geeky all of these references are. Not a single one reflects the interests of an actual geek by today's terms. Not a single thing listed there is obscure, unless someone can prove me wrong.
c439cb No.14519234
>>14519212
>I'm probably just being hopelessly optimistic but I think Ready Player One is going to be the thing that ends "geek culture" being the dominant force in pop culture.
Are you telling me that Cline was the hero that we needed, and Spielberg was too Jewish to realize his clever plan?
4e113e No.14519236
>>14519049
Ohhhhh nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
96288d No.14519237
>>14519220
Nigger, just pirate the fucking movie. Do not give money to a lying kike who's brainwashed millions absolute falsehoods like pic related.
2ec1e9 No.14519241
>>14519061
Yes. Any book written prior to the 2000s (and scifi/fantasy written prior to 2008) is worth more than the media trash of today.
9930b3 No.14519242
>>14519230
The most obscure looking thing on that list is the tsuchinoko, which isn't even a nerd thing at all as far as I'm aware.
683111 No.14519243
>>14519049
>>14519185
One more that I didn't want to look at, but changed my mind
>Overwatch: 8 (eight (((E I G H T)))) characters show up in multiple different scenes
I wonder how much Blizzard paid them.
c439cb No.14519245
>>14519237
Films are actually the only media that receive no benefits when they're pirated.
52556c No.14519247
>>14519234
No he is just a mediocre writer that tapped into a demographic luckily. Then he just went along for the ride.
9930b3 No.14519250
>>14519236
Doooooctoooor Coooooooooneeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrssssss Claaaaassssssssss
d1ea0a No.14519251
>>14519241
Prior to 1942.
>>14519234
That would be wonderful.
b4d91b No.14519254
>>14519049
This is going to be
THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!! :O
df6583 No.14519260
>Will ‘Ready Player One’ be ‘Black Panther’ for Gamers?
Boring, mediocre and shilled everywhere because of shit journalists? Yeah.
52556c No.14519262
>>14519245
Yeah because the vast majority of films are complete trash and nobody wants to actually support them after watching them. Modern movies are the click bait of entertainment. They make a movie that people find so outrageous that people pour in just to see what will happen.
05ba06 No.14519265
>>14519049
>pic-related won't be featured because its a raycist maymay against the people of Uganda despite that its actually the most prevalent element in actual VR
I don't know how to feel about this.
55c51a No.14519271
>>14519237
I'm going to pirate the movie and show it to everything i know before they get the chance to buy it.
Because i know it's shitty pandering is going to attract at least one of them into buying it.
2ec1e9 No.14519274
>>14519251
Pre-2000s science fiction and fantasy is good tho. You faggot.
539465 No.14519283
>>14519049
>Mai Shiranui
She might be a turbo slut in the games and a million doujins but nothing will ever make her look more filthy than this.
>Morrigan
>Jedah
>Chun-li
>Ivy
>Amaterasu
>Bayonetta
>Dante
<VIRTUALLY HARVESTED
Nothing is sacred.
05ba06 No.14519289
>>14519091
Too bad vidya is becoming just like Hollywood. Hollyweird realized it has no future and now its trying to take over vidya. Also fuck Square Enix and western vidya companies.
52556c No.14519295
>>14519265
I'd like to see a utopian future movie and then the big secret is that everyone goes online in SNS or VR or whatever and is incredible rude and racist to one another. However everyone actually is truly happy in this world because they realized the internet isn't real and it doesn't matter what people say.
4641a8 No.14519298
>>14519049
>Gordon Freeman
>Big Smoke
>Dick Kickem
>Herobrine
>Battleborn characters
>FNaF characters
>Sans
>possible Doki Doki Literature Club reference
>all those movies, including Space Jam, Jason and the Argonauts, Beetlejuice, even fucking Last Action Hero
What kind of sick joke is this?
9930b3 No.14519299
>>14519283
Nothing from Capcom has been sacred for quite a while now.
dc7a0a No.14519303
>>14519049
>No Doki Doki Literature Club
Dropped :(
bf123e No.14519304
>>14519219
>jews don’t jew jews
Confirmed for knowing nothing about jews. Read the Talmud sometime.
>reducto ad absurdum
1. Fuck yes, someone else who actually knows what he’s talking about.
2. The strawman was in misrepresenting the NATURE of what I said, rather than the intensity of the content.
3. I really shouldn’t be this happy about such a tiny fucking display of intellectual discussion, but that’s how far the site has fallen.
9930b3 No.14519306
>>14519298
>Battleborn characters
I didn't even catch that.
05ba06 No.14519308
>>14519101
Nice try you socialist freak.
a4697c No.14519311
i vote that mark livestream this just like with pixels just to see how bad it is.
d5c37b No.14519316
>>14519303
Look again nigga.
>The Literature Club
fbe18c No.14519321
>>14519049
They should have named it Reddit player 1.
43a15d No.14519323
But I thought gamers were dead?
05ba06 No.14519327
>>14519118
Its painful but true. Majority of shits who don't even like the idea wanna watch it just to see the Iron Giant fight a Gundam and Batman. Even people I know who are normally critical of cheap nostalgia wank and bastardizations of past stories wanna see it.
>>14519122
Probably just a fucking Skyrim reference again because that shit has to be everywhere. I swear this piece of shit better not have an Arrow to the Knee gag in it.
ca24ea No.14519336
I don't want to sound like some blind cocksucker defending this shit. But, it looks to me like this movie is trying to be a "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" 2.0
Think about it
>Based on a book
>Directed by Spielberg
>A movie literally about mixing fictional pop culture characters from different unrelated franchises
I think there's a good chance this could go right if they can get the nostalgia wanking right and not fall into the same trap as Jewywood does nowadays of making all the characters lifeless to appeal to the Chinese audience. And Spielberg may be a kike, but he is a kike that's a master of nostalgia wankery and throwbacks to pre-2000s Hollywood directing
05ba06 No.14519339
>>14519144
So the one thing that wasn't shit about that shitty book gets to be in the movie? Oh joy. More cringeworthy Claptrap memes.
882818 No.14519362
>>14519336
>I don't want to sound like some blind cocksucker defending this shit.
>But I'm going to defend this shit like a blind cocksucker.
ca24ea No.14519368
>>14519362
I didn't want to do it anon, but I am also compelled to not be completely contrarian this time as well
f7c0c6 No.14519373
>>14519215
Yes, but have you considered this: The book is fucking awful. You can make a bad film from good source material, but not a good film from bad source material.
2ec1e9 No.14519376
>>14519170
Wreck it Ralph 2 will be even worse. It'll be Ready Player One meets the Lego Movie with emphasis on facebook references, youtube references, dank memes and a shit ton of unwanted Disney crossovers between Disney Princesses, Marvel, Muppets and Star Wars.
b4d91b No.14519389
>>14519376
>It'll be Ready Player One meets the Lego Movie with emphasis on [internet shit], and a shit ton of unwanted Disney crossovers
<not just a worse this
96adf5 No.14519393
>>14519368
>I didn't want to ignore all the obvious signs that this movie is going to be a pile of shit
You did. It's contrarian of you to possibly defend something so objectively shit from the outset.
ca24ea No.14519401
>>14519393
I don't know man, I just saw the trailer and they played a rendition of Pure Imagination from Willy Wanka. They're going full out with nostalgia wankery on this. I can't help myself
c8b8ec No.14519403
>>14519049
>Warhammer 40,000: Eldar is seen during the final battle
>Eldar
>just Eldar
>not a specific Eldar
>Not even fucking space marines because that would be a logical thing to show in regards to popularity
I'm amazed. Not only are they just shoving what they can in there, they also can't even make good references for the sake of references.
c439cb No.14519408
>>14519336
Here's the thing, though, Roger Rabbit didn't rely on it's third-party characters to market the film, it didn't have any character that existed after…(Goes to look up film)…1947, and the reason for the existence of all of the properties is because of the film being about the cartoon industry in Hollywood (With a segment in Toontown, which is where the cartoon characters live, and also notice that there isn't a single comic book character to be found). Meanwhile, RPO is relying on it's licenses to sell the film ((((Speilburg))) even came out and said that he wants people to go "Hey, I remember that" when watching the film), it's using licenses from ever time period and media to go "Hello fellow kids, I'm one with you", and the only reason why all those properties exist is because the "future" is so creatively bankrupt that they haven't been able to create an original thing in 50 years (According to some people who read the book, Cline, at least, justified it by saying that the billionaire hid clues to find his treasure box in 80's retro-facts, so the existence of Battleborn and Overwatch in the film even defeats the reason for the story in the book).
05ba06 No.14519415
>>14519049
>>14519175
>Spaceballs: The Eagle 5 can been seen in his garage along with Peewee's bicycle
>Space Jam: The Monstars are seen
>Beetlejuice is in the final battle
>Clash of the Titans: Kraken appears
<its probably not even the original one
>Wreck it Ralph: Ralph is in the final battle
I can't read anymore… Its all too painful. Please, end our suffering.
2ec1e9 No.14519418
>>14519389
Essentially yes. The Emoji movie x 100.
05ba06 No.14519428
>>14519209
>implying /tv/ even talks about movies anymore
>implying its not /b/ 2.0
Fuck off /tv/.
f7c0c6 No.14519429
>>14519408
>…(Goes to look up film)…
Fuck off Gaia.
4641a8 No.14519431
>>14519336
The difference is that Who Framed Roger Rabbit was witty and charming, whereas Ready Player One can only sustain audience attention by throwing in pop culture references, essentially making it the movie equivalent of I Spy, because its director is a complete and total hack who hasn't made anything good since the 1970s. Fuck you ET, you were always hot garbage.
55e4b0 No.14519432
>>14519049
>Warhammer 40,000: An Eldar is seen during the final battle
>Classic Godzilla films: Mechagodzilla and Gigan are seen during the final battle fighting the Iron Giant and GUNDAM
>Space Jam
why
2ec1e9 No.14519434
>>14519212
Thanks. At least now I feel like there's a small glimmer of hope in this sea of pain.
d869ad No.14519435
>>14519049
>references
That's all movies and television are anymore. Western culture has become such a weimar cesspool that hollyjew is forced to reference things from times when western culture wasn't trash like "Member that? Member when things weren't awful? Also here's some anti-west poz to remind you that things are awful now."
>>14519321
this
e45c66 No.14519438
>>14519011
Not gonna lie anon. I'm quite partial to a cuteboy sitting in my lap.
c439cb No.14519442
>>14519438
You want to rape someone when they're using VR, don't you?
2ec1e9 No.14519444
8a484e No.14519446
>>14519049
I'm not even mad. My question is this as there's a grim lining of this. They need to pay for each of said trademark character so my question is this. Will the movie be successful enough to balance out the assload of trademark characters being used? Because this may be the one movie in history that may make them bankrupt before they get any revenue.
5618d6 No.14519448
>>14519438
There's a difference between cuteboys and soyboys. For one, a cuteboy will actually put effort into his appearance and doesn't have a hatred of other men.
54306a No.14519451
>>14519011
>How do you do, fellow kids: The Movie
>authentic
247daa No.14519452
>>14519011
>the sustained success of The Black Panther is the feel-good story of this young year
why is it popular? it's at 940 million world gross revenue so far, yet I'm less interested in it than Ant-Man. Same goes for my friends and they went to see every Transformers movie for gods sake.
Is Black Panther going to be "The Dark Souls of x" equivalent for nugeek movies?
>the iGeneration
iWant to kill all of these people
>House of Cards as a good example of game dev representation
nigger it just showed Kevin "Rapey" Spacey venting some steam in Killzone a couple of times.
This article is fellating Big Black Panther more than talking about Reddit Player One.
7164a1 No.14519456
>>14519076
>done to your nation's culture
>american
>culture
d869ad No.14519461
>>14519440
The true star of this scene was that massive jew nose. Couldn't take my eyes off of it.
2ec1e9 No.14519462
>>14519432
40k confirmed for pleb-tier?
>>14519049
>Tracer is seen in the final ba-
Stopped reading there. Fuck all of this. I'm going to war.
f2cb94 No.14519463
>>14519049
It's like the Big Bang Theory of movies. This is abhorrent.
8bcbe0 No.14519466
>>14519403
Eldar are space hippies and Trump was memed as the God Emperor, possibly that is the reason
9930b3 No.14519470
>>14519446
There's no way they aren't loopholing themselves out of paying any fees at all.
05ba06 No.14519473
>>14519049
>Splatoon in the final battle
SQUIDFAGS WILL DEFEND THIS PIECE OF SHIT
ca24ea No.14519476
>>14519408
Rodger Rabbit was actually about the California Red Car Scandal. A real event in history. Basically the automotive industry purchased the Pacific Electric Railroad (then the largest electric railway on Earth that ran hundreds of miles) just so they can shut the Red Cars down and replace the railways with roadways. Thus essentially forcing everyone to buy cars. The scandal was investigated by several authorities but at the end of the day the car companies won.
Rodger Rabbit is a massive parody of the scandal and life in LA in the 1940s. The author of the book must've figured only a cartoon villain could've come up with a scheme so fucking insane.
Rodger Rabbit didn't rely on new characters to sell it, but only because there really was no then-current cartoon characters to use. People forget the 1970s and 1980s was the "Dark Ages" of animation. After Walt Disney died Disney shifted focus on live-action with their acquisition of ABC. Yes, they still produced animated films, such as Robin Hood, but as a significantly lower budget than when Walt was still alive. TV was dominated by Hannah Barberra and their "limited animation" often outsourced to Japanese studios such as Topcraft fun fact, Hayao Miyazaki is a former Topcraft employee and Toei Animation, Warner was in a similar spot. Rodger Rabbit is significant in the animation industry because it is often credited with convincing Disney and Warner to take animation seriously again. Leading the the "Renaissance of Animation"
ffa88e No.14519479
>>14519462
You think that's bad? Keep reading, they have battleborn too
683111 No.14519482
>>14519452
>There are people who like this!
>Those people are all entitled, though. But it's okay. This time.
2630b6 No.14519485
>>14519476
th-thanks for the insight, anon
ca24ea No.14519489
>>14519485
Just a bit of history anon. Hope someone else finds it as interesting as I do
247daa No.14519494
>>14519049
I'm not even going to read that, I can see the replies.
It's my birthday, I don't want to be this upset on my birthday.
d869ad No.14519500
>>14519323
>But I thought gamers were dead?
And I thought games caused violence against women, but then Trump said something so now games don't cause violence. It's hard to keep up with the dominant narrative anymore.
05ba06 No.14519501
>>14519311
/tv/ had a stream of a pirated copy of TLJ. Would be fitting if /v/ did the same with RPO
2ec1e9 No.14519517
>>14519336
>Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" 2.0
That's more of what Wreck it Ralph and Lego Movie tried to be, except without the mature and interesting plot with fap material. This is just another generic "epic battle of millions" war movie with every post 1980 media character imaginable. Meanwhile Bogart gets shit.
05ba06 No.14519530
>>14519401
>fell for it because of nostalgia bait
Shame on you.
>>14519408
This
247daa No.14519593
>>14519517
I would say this is Minions/Scary Movie 2.0.
Now hear me out: Both of these franchises (3D kids movies like Shrek 2 and parody Movies) rely 90% on references to popular material of their era. They have a very barebone story to tell and instead spend most of the times putting something the audience can say "I understood that reference!". In the case of Minions, the little buggers don't actually speak any language and are instead talking gibberish taking notes from many different languages so that kids all over the world could understand what was going on on the screen.
But it's mostly done because you don't have to come up with anything new and dumbass retards will gobble it up and ask for more.
pretty much what >>14519435 said.
3a3ea6 No.14519612
>>14519049
The worst part is I don't think this is even every reference in the film. I've read that Knack lol, Dune and Discworld are also referenced in it but I don't see them mentioned in this list.
05ba06 No.14519618
>>14519593
>Scary Movie
That's definitely a more accurate comparison. Its basically a bigger Media Movie but with a higher budget than all of the Scary Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, and etc movie budgets put together.
0095ed No.14519621
>>14519205
How do you think Snake got in there in the first place :^)
05ba06 No.14519630
>>14519612
>Knack
>along with Overwatch and all those other dumb modern shits
At least the book had the decency of sticking within a specific era for references
9930b3 No.14519634
>>14519612
That list honestly looks like some of it is fake. Look at the Warcraft entry for example.
2ec1e9 No.14519636
>>14519621
Kojima is now the japanese Spielberg and Squeenix is trying its hardest to mimic Hollywood.
1fb76c No.14519644
>>14519049
>No touhou references
Whattafuckman xD
e6a97c No.14519645
>>14519298
>big smoke
why
>fnaf
WHY
>sans
W H Y
79c725 No.14519647
Well the giant (((White))) guy who is the MC's friend turns out to be an obese lesbian nigger, so I got to wonder who they chose to be that thing.
b20d61 No.14519648
>the movie will have Sans from Undertale
This is gonna be the biggest clusterfuck of the year.
79c725 No.14519653
>>14519648
>Tomb Raider in the same month
March really wants to fuck us over.
2ec1e9 No.14519664
>>14519612
I'm not seeing Akira in it either even though that one's been confirmed.
b85dbc No.14519669
>>14519049
>>14519058
>The famous scene between Uther Lightbringer and Arthas Menethil is reenacted as a Stinger after the movie's credits.
683111 No.14519671
>>14519612
I don't think the list is complete either, since there's no mention of Team Fortress 2 anywhere on it. They already have other Valve IPs and plenty of new shooters. TF2 practically led the charge on soulless crossover marketing.
I don't think I saw Mass Effect on there either. I would expect at least the Normandy to show up.
79c725 No.14519677
>>14519049
Here is a challenge: Name 1 thing on there that is obscure and not normalfag bait.
2ec1e9 No.14519681
>>14519647
Just like when they turned Peter Jackson's goofy ginger satyr friend into a smooth talkin' ghetto black rapping satyr?
30eefb No.14519688
>>14519237
I remember when some dude at /pol/ streamed this movie with edited laugh tracks every time a nazi did something bad to a jew
bfdacf No.14519694
>>14519049
So it's just 'Member Berries: The Movie, got it.
>>14519011
> speak openly about the trials and tribulations of the African American experience
>african american experience
>in an isolationist country with no americans
That's dumb, even for them.
79c725 No.14519702
>>14519681
No, because here the author writes a long paragraph about this sheboon being oppressed.
683111 No.14519718
>>14519049
>ELF
What a horrible fucking movie to get nonstop December marathons of, and it's in this. Beat people over the head with a bad Christmas movie every year, then hit them where they least expect it: In a movie all about beating people over the head with references from video games and movies.
>>14519677
I wouldn't say it was obscure, but did anyone actually give a shit about and/or enjoy Over the Hedge? I didn't think anyone ever watched that.
79c725 No.14519721
>>14519702
Here is the paragraoh in question.
9930b3 No.14519725
>>14519718
I remember a serious interview where John Stuart jacked off over his voice role in it. That's about it.
2ae94e No.14519727
>>14519327
Knowing how movies like this are written, and the "how do you do fellow kids" market researchers use as an approach. It will definitely be in this movie.
4641a8 No.14519728
>>14519688
Holy shit. I have to see the movie again. I thought it was okay, but nothing special. The ending with Liam Neeson visiting Israel was really dumb.
683111 No.14519740
>>14519733
>/pol/ claiming they aren't racist
05ba06 No.14519747
>>14519712
At least this is cute and doesn't have a shit ton of copyrighted material.
316d74 No.14519749
>>14519721
>a black lesbian
>capable of competent photorealistic 3D rendering
>capable of competing in VR vidya at such a level she made money from it
Well fucking done author, in a world that revolves around VR digital worldscapes that apparently pull you in like the Matrix, you managed to write something so utterly batshit unbelievable and unrealistic it breaks immersion instantly.
The fact someone like this is taken into the fold to have their works published and distributed makes the rage and fury in me burn brighter than a fucking nova. This is goddamn cancer. It's Tumblr: Video Games References, the book.
30eefb No.14519754
>>14519728
I did not aged well, I went in blind expecting some historically accurate film and all I got is suffering porn, it`s like a nazi exploitation movie with famous actors.
23ade4 No.14519762
>>14519733
/pol/ has claimed a lot of hypocritical shit about themselves, but I don't think they have ever claimed to be not racist.
I actually can hardly remember the last time there was a thread about any black person, even one that holds a /pol/ ideology, that didn't immediately have "HE'S STILL A NIGGER" in the first 5 posts.
9aa7ff No.14519780
>>14519773
Ask me how I know you're straight off the boat from cuckchan.
ca24ea No.14519782
>>14519773
Are you intentionally misunderstanding the definition of National Socialism?
You do realize Hitler was allied with Arabs that included blacks and Japs right?
b4d91b No.14519783
>>14519773
The /leftypol/ raid continues, I see.
d05980 No.14519792
>>14519762
>>14519780
>>14519782
>>14519783
Yet you retards still make them successful by responding. t. hotpocket
316d74 No.14519794
>>14519773
Brosephine, let me take a moment here to enlighten you to the fact you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about and that not a single /pol/ack anywhere has ever claimed they aren't racist. You're a moron. /pol/ even celebrates being racist and states that they do not blame other races for being racist against them simply for being white, since racism is a default property of the human condition of belonging to a certain race.
I suggest you either go back from whence you came or lurk long enough to actually understand the perspectives of your enemies before attempting laughable criticisms of those supposed perspectives.
30eefb No.14519796
>>14519773
Since you wrote that I guess it`s true wtf I hate pol now, sage this shit thread.
ca24ea No.14519798
>>14519792
Poe's Law is a bitch sometimes fam
316d74 No.14519799
>>14519792
come on hockpocketeer, with this thread subject it's going to be inevitable, don't deprive us of the entertainment at least
t. anon
d6569d No.14519804
>>14519783
They're not even trying, just ignore them.
96bbcc No.14519807
>>14519011
>Non-whites making anything of value
Man, it really is a fantasy movie.
>>14519011
>>14519473
>Splatoon having it's name tainted by a leftist propaganda film
23ade4 No.14519809
>>14519773
This isn't reddit faggot. You can believe that everyone is better off in their own cultures while still believing your culture is the best. Its a tenant that virtually every single society had until the mid 20th century, and only because Hitler basically fucked everything up so hard that the west basically welcomed commie propaganda with open arms after he died.
b4d91b No.14519810
>>14519792
Show us your pockets, janitor-sama.
4641a8 No.14519812
>>14519754
It's not that it's suffering porn, but that it's unjustified suffering porn. In this day and age, the Jews are anything but oppressed, so having a film painting them like that is comical when watching it now.
e86bae No.14519813
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14519049
Will it be the ultimate show down?
9930b3 No.14519819
>>14519812
It would've been comical at any time in history.
ae2383 No.14519835
>>14519807
>Splatoon having it's name tainted by a leftist propaganda film
>Splatoon
>tainted
Isn't splatoon 2 already infested by furries and miscellaneous tumblrites?
e45c66 No.14519839
>>14519442
I mean, does it have to be rape?
>>14519444
GG?
>>14519448
That's true. Soyboys have effeminate goatees and other weird shit. Cuteboys are just cute.
2630b6 No.14519844
>>14519792
Stop letting /v/ go to shit
t. Mark
039723 No.14519849
>>14519792
> t. hotpocket
Considering the time, it's either Pewter or goldenrod.
In case it's you Pewter, you're the worst hotpocket this board had since Lime.
You're actually making me miss that faggot.
9aa7ff No.14519860
>>14519835
You have no idea…
05ba06 No.14519875
>>14519813
Yep. Its basically a high budget version of the Ultimate Showdown.
>>14519860
They didn't believe me when I said Splatoon was nothing but this. Its like Nintendo is a magnet for these kinds of retards. Even the Nintendo forums and wikis are nothing but tumblrites.
aa664a No.14519882
>>14519622
Dubs confirm
e45c66 is a huge faggot.
9aa7ff No.14519892
>>14519882
Something tells me he's not gonna be phased by being called a faggot.
ca24ea No.14519904
>>14519892
gotta love semantic satiation
b5f936 No.14519908
Basically it’s Kosher Gamergate for the uninformed masses
>I thought black panther was meh at best
>this looks Meh as fuck with capital M
2c5389 No.14519919
>>14519438
Too bad you're never gonna get it.
c0a882 No.14519938
Why can't anyone make a good VR game?
7913de No.14519951
>>14519049
>no dark souls
Fucking dropped
This cancer will make the bugmen cum their pants
7b3551 No.14519952
>>14519011
> Ready Player One in a nutshell:
> Poor Kids fight an Evil Corporation that wants to turn their Pay-To-Win game into a Monthly Subscription.
b4d91b No.14519954
>>14519938
Because the way medium from which you intake the product is inherently shit.
350df3 No.14519959
>>14519951
Dark Souls is in there, look again
79c725 No.14519960
>>14519952
>Meanwhile the entire world has gone Mad Max style yet nobody cares
d85cc6 No.14519976
>>14519049
Pokemon: Parzival is seen throwing a Pokeball at the Batmobile during the race
That one line tells you everything you need to know about this movie.
bd9c3b No.14519992
>>14519960
Its fully centered over escapism in a shitty world, at the point of said escapism being worth fighting for, since real life is beyond fucked.
Really makes you think.
7913de No.14520002
>>14519960
If you try to do madmax shit, you go to jail
dde891 No.14520003
>>14519976
>Parzival
They couldn't even get Ash
5c4915 No.14520006
>>14519992
Wait, is this shitty movie trying to make a statement?
2c5389 No.14520009
>>14519976
BATmobile = zuBAT
OMG, SO FAHNNY! David Fitzgerald is gonna get such a good laugh out of this totally funny gamer™ joke! Ha ha
a8fb2a No.14520019
>>14519860
not even the slightest idea
b5f936 No.14520023
>>14519938
>not knowing paydday2 VR is a thing
0a9983 No.14520061
I read the book and it is one of the worst things I've ever read, pure trash with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, it actually hurt to read atleast once per chapter from the hamfisted referencing shit.
I also seem to remember the hack writer didn't do the research himself and had someone do it for him but I can't seem to find anything on that so I might be misremembering.
From what I remember every key part of the story hinged on something they probably won't have the rights for, a literal third of the books plot mcguffin was the MC reading the script to War Games which I doubt will be kept in.
ae2383 No.14520062
>>14519938
Devs worry about motion sickness too much, the amount of space the player can move around is too small, most vr games are designed around it being a waggling novelty rather than being a fun game that takes advantage of the head tracking etc.
38a221 No.14520065
>>14519049
Surprised they didn't include Seinfeld.
e45c66 No.14520066
>>14519919
I will if you come over here anon~
75b507 No.14520071
>>14519860
>>14519873
>>14520019
Splatoon 2 cringe thread when?
d41110 No.14520089
>>14519049
>Member Movies and Games and Comics you love: The Movie
Why is this shit even being made? Get the fuck out of here. The movie is itself a fucking meme. YES WE'VE ALL SEEN THESE CHARACTERS BEFORE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR GETTING A REFERENCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I'm seriously sick of this internet culture bullshit.
0c0120 No.14520094
>>14519011
Holy shit, at this point I'm beyond of even being mad at this, we just went into the realm of the absurd, this is definitively the best time line and shit like >>14519049 just proves it
1feb06 No.14520100
I hope they reference my favorite youtuber.
ebdcdf No.14520104
>>14520089
>Movies and Games and Comics you love
Movies and Games and Comics you've HEARD OF (50%) would be more accurate.
820df9 No.14520110
>>14519011
BIG BAD GAMERGATE REFERENCES IN THE MOVIE, CALLING IT NOW
also the characters that shittalk and banter are all inexcusably evil, vapid and narcissistic.
main character is a bland, boring fuck. he might smile smugly at one point
19b4d9 No.14520112
>>14519049
>MK vs SF is one of those crossovers people talk about like Mario and Sonic
>Ono goes on for years saying it'll never happen because they aren't letting the SF characters gets butchered. Boon on the otherhand says it's inevitable.
>Boon finally throws in the towel last year after Injustice 2 released stating that Street Fighter x Tekken sucked ass and it'll never work.
>One year later Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat are meet unceremoniously in this steaming turd.
The fuck is this timeline anymore?
b20d61 No.14520116
>>14519783
I remember seeing that image for years before realizing it was Sam Hyde.
2b3fd1 No.14520137
>>14519049
>Duke Nukem
>Gordon Freeman
STOP
820df9 No.14520140
>>14519298
>>14519306
they probably threw those in when the game was still in development, before it miscarried. if anything, it's proof that whoever was on this movie had no clue about video games. it was painfully obvious that the game was gonna flop to anyone even remotely interested (and not delusional) in vidya
5c4915 No.14520143
>>14520100
What did I just watch?
c9233c No.14520151
I hate this Jew-infested nigger-celebrating pop culture.
98fae4 No.14520156
>>14519049
>Sans can be seen during the final battle
Of course they had to add Undertale
>Dark Soul's Big and small mushroom can be seen on the oasis
This is actually surprising, I was expecting Solair
This shit looks grim but at least Ryu Hayabus and Guts are not in this shitshow
54a06b No.14520166
Truly the Don Quixote of our generation.
247daa No.14520170
>>14520137
>Gordon Freeman, Doomguy, Ranger and Link all walk onto the stage
>quadruple high-five
>in unison say "Hell, it's about time"
>standing ovation from hipsters
>I shoot myself
bf123e No.14520175
>>14519049
REMEMBER THAT THE FILM ISN’T OUT YET. THIS LIST ISN’T EVEN COMPLETE.
7f40dc No.14520190
>>14519149
>How did we let this happen?
98fae4 No.14520199
Guys, what if this is actually the final step of the plan to kill gamer and gaming culture? I mean, they can make people cringe at so hard to the point to cause physical pain when engaging in "gaming" and "nerd" culture
ade5b9 No.14520204
>>14519011
>It’s a movie but also a movement; an authentic celebration of a culture and a people (by those people) who have been historically disenfranchised, that won audiences over by leaning into that disenfranchisement by showing them a kingdom untouched by the ills of colonization.
And yet here we are, seeing our culture get raped in the name of "look how disenfranchised you are!"
247daa No.14520209
>>14520199
one can dream
>>14520190
I think those crossover "nerd" shirts you get in Lootcrate were a bigger factor.
5c4915 No.14520210
>>14520190
How did he even get popular? Reservoir dogs isn't even that good. Still better than anything he did afterwards though.
81baff No.14520220
>>14519049
>yfw this becomes accepted as this generation's equivalent to the classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
2e4514 No.14520224
>>14519274
>Pre-2000s sci-fi is good
He's never read "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Fucking weird sex cult shit man. The only thing good about it was the word Grok and the beginning,
7d0f95 No.14520235
>>14520210
>Reservoir Dogs
>better than Jackie Brown
440fa5 No.14520242
>>14519103
I hope you kill yourself afterwards to atone for your bullshit to your kin.
808980 No.14520245
>>14520224
Great book. I had the unabridged version and it was a good read. I also really like the word grok, and you can tell who's a poseur and who is actually in to tech is they're old enough to be familiar with the word.
5c4915 No.14520263
>>14520235
Haven't watched it actually, heard it's a tribute to blaxploitation films but that's about it. Is it really worth checking out?
7ae5ea No.14520280
>>14520224
Man I read the cat who walks through walls by Heinlein and I swear to god it felt like three quarters through he just gave up on it gave it to some ghost writer, who proceed to magical realm the book.
I mean dude already had a bit of that shit going on with every female character wanting to fuck the protagonist but then everybody jumps a million years into the future where all of a sudden it gets cranked up to 11 with trannys and degeneracy abound and everybody is just okay with it.
there is also a scene in this future where somebody shits on the Schrodinger box thought experiment for being preposterous when that was the point of the whole thought experiment and it's done with a completely straight face.
I mean there is one dude who was a first mate on a space ship who became a lady because he really wanted to fuck his captain for fucks sake
a shame because I really did enjoy starship troopers and the moon is a harsh mistress
sage for off topic
8115a4 No.14520281
>>14519049
>Dino Crisis: Regina can be seen during the final battle.
CAPCOM YOU TURBONIGGER CUM-GUZZLING SHIT-EATING FUCKS
YOU SHIT THE BED WITH DINO CRISIS 3, PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN OVER HOW MUCH OF A FUCK-UP IT WAS, AND NOW TO PULL OUT REGINA'S CORPSE FROM THE SHITGRAVE YOU DUG ON YOUR BACKYARD FOR ONE FINAL FUCK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT CARED
WELL FUCKING FUCK YOU TOO CAPCOM, YOU FUCKING FUCKFACED FUCKS
FUCK
2e4514 No.14520293
>>14520143
I'm not sure myself. At first, I thought it was one of those creeper vids where someone jumps down a highway rest-stop toilet, but there's not enough shit for that. And there was a door. Could be an abandoned home with a convenient window for trash to be thrown through maybe?
>>14519694
Speaking of, I haven't heard anything from South Park in more than a year. Did the guys give up?
7d0f95 No.14520302
>>14520263
Jackie Brown is easily the best thing he's ever made, partially because he was adapting a book so the bullshit he could pull was limited. It's not as wacky or reference-stuffed as the rest of his films so most Tarantino fans either forget it exists or complain it's too slow.
2e4514 No.14520307
>>14520280
The only, I repeat, ONLY Heinlein book that's alright is Starship Troopers. If someone mentions any book of his, I immediately re-direct them to Arthur C. Clark (Guy who wrote the book version of 2001 and "Rendezvous with Rama" which is a fucking interesting book by the way)
bb4402 No.14520324
>>14519049
Looks like it's going to be kino.
57ef94 No.14520331
>>14519103
This is only morally acceptable if you can sneak into the theater or work there, do not financially support this garbage.
5c4915 No.14520334
>>14520302
>It's not as wacky or reference-stuffed as the rest of his films so most Tarantino fans either forget it exists or complain it's too slow.
That's a good sign, I'll check it out then thanks.
05ba06 No.14520335
>>14519904
You have no right to talk after taking the nostalgia bait. >>14519401
c12da5 No.14520340
>>14519049
Why? Tossing in these more modern references just shits all the entire plot of the book. I mean yeah i'm sure you could argue these did exist in that universe but they would be nowhere near as popular as all the classic 80's things given the fact that the entire plot is based off his dude who really loved all that shit.
dc9d7a No.14520343
>>14519011
finally my gamer identity will get recognition. cant wait for all the sweet pity puss for being a underrepresented minority
05ba06 No.14520345
>>14520003
Why would they want a loser? Then again, a tryhard loser hero for a tryhard loser movie would be fitting.
c12da5 No.14520360
>>14519140
She was a fat black lesbian
6bce37 No.14520372
>>14519049
>Undertale
>Literature Club
>Zootopia
>Wreck it Ralph
>Hunger Games
>Scott Pilgrim
This isn't even cancer, this is the equivalent of being vaporized by a nuke.
55c51a No.14520386
There better be a /v/ and /tv/ stream of this steaming turd when it's released.
05ba06 No.14520393
>>14520156
>Guts are not in this shitshow
Why not? He'd fit right in with all the young actors sexually molested by Spielberg.
55c51a No.14520400
>>14520384
>how can they possibly cram any more references into this movie
The whole movie is just references
247daa No.14520409
>>14520386
And how exactly do you imagine it would go down?
A chink with a phone and like 2 portable battery chargers streaming it with chinarunes?
cf1132 No.14520412
Having watched Black Panther it's Thor 1 levels of boring, mediocre shit.
The whole third act is the main character getting his ass handed to him in a completely fair and honest fight and then his family goes apeshit over it and tries to overthrow the one who "killed" him, only for one long action scene later(that's basically just a bunch of shaved chicks and big guys fighting a smaller bunch of guys with holoshields while two identical fighters who are indestructible grapple like gay lovers). It's a boring, completely unremarkable movie that isn't even enjoyable with friends. The one time I even cracked a smile was when I heard "Ayo, the queen!".
7c0eea No.14520413
>>14519142
Don't hate the player.
db44da No.14520418
>>14520386
I'd be down for this,it'd be great to see so many people possibly have an aneurism from anger/disappointment at the same time.
55c51a No.14520419
bf123e No.14520422
>>14520307
RvR is a spectacular book. Haven’t read the sequels (heard they were middling to shit). Another video game set on Rama would be amazing. Even just the setting. You could do an open world Rama game, for fuck’s sake. I just want to walk around in that environment.
bf123e No.14520431
>>14520412
>watching ✡capeshit✡
>watching nigger movies
>watching jewish propaganda
Three strikes.
247daa No.14520438
>>14520419
… I guess I outthunk myself. Didn't expect that.
ceeeb6 No.14520459
>>14519011
>that image
Jesus fucking christ they're at it again.
316d74 No.14520460
>>14520307
>The only, I repeat, ONLY Heinlein book that's alright is Starship Troopers
And it's alright only because it doesn't get too terribly dull in most parts. For whatever reason liberals like to claim Heinlein was some super right nazi or something, but the guy had a massive hardon for egalitarianism something fierce. Aside from his personal philosophy that everyone is actually equal and the only thing that matters is having a meritocracy (and that everyone of all walks of life can be equally adept at anything), he also made it a point several times in the book to say "females make the best pilots." He never actually explains why aside from mentioning they have amazing reaction times and/or can do great feats of mathematical calculations on the fly…both things that we know are false when compared to men, thanks to the wonderful stats given to us by modern day video games.
11a13c No.14520469
>>14519049
>>14519298
>>14519303
Man i hope they add DDLC references to show them to my normee friends so they can see how much of a self-aware WEEB i am xDDD
6dd6ab No.14520476
>>14519049
>Buckaroo Banzai
Nothing I enjoy escapes the public eye forever.
2ec1e9 No.14520483
>>14520418
I want this to happen. I want to see all of our collective anger pour itself into a massive singularity which will then become an unbridled force of pure disgust and anger which then manifests into a force unlike any which has never been seen. I want this so bad.
54a06b No.14520485
>>14520460
>like to claim Heinlein was some super right nazi
Because he specifically calls modern day liberals the menace that almost destroyed the world with their ideology. Also anything right of Marx is automatically Hitler. Hasn't the past few years on here taught you anything?
db44da No.14520488
>>14520483
Then you should keep it in mind and gather people together to make it happen.
247daa No.14520504
>>14520483
So what are we thinking here? Angry chat? Drinking game? Webcams of our fists smashing something in rage? All of the above?
e3beef No.14520541
>>14519049
I am the man who wants to watch the world burn.
And we shall see the fire, blazing skyward, as it does turn.
Beauty in death, writhing in flame.
To thine, only unbearable pain.
Catharsis impossible, suffering utterly optimal, man held responsible, revenge articulated, methodical.
All to thee, directed hatred from angles astronomical
volatile
UNSTOPPABLE
247daa No.14520565
>>14520553
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.
We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!
We all know things are bad – worse than bad – they're crazy.
It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.
You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,
"I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
2ec1e9 No.14520566
>>14520553
GET ANGRY, REN! ANON!
a251c1 No.14520573
>>14520422
>heard they were middling to shit
Pretty much. I loved it when it was just about exploring this giant anomaly in space, but that sure changed when the sequels came about.
75b507 No.14520579
>>14520143
Thats alantutorial you fucking retard.
67ba35 No.14520580
>>14519664
im pretty sure i saw it in one of the first trailers
I remember being annoyed
>>14520019
>trans squids
am i mising something?
e8929d No.14520581
>>14519049
Finally, a purpose for my rage folder.
299909 No.14520588
>>14519049
I refuse to believe this is real, and I will not check up on it. If you bring me genuine proof it is authentic I will ignore it.
05ba06 No.14520589
>>14520581
Here have some of mine.
247daa No.14520596
>>14520580
>trans squids
<you're a kid you're a squid now!
<you're a boy you're a girl you're a boy you're a girl you're a boy you're a girl you're a faggot genderfluid spirit animal of Jontron now!
don't tell me you didn't see it coming from a mile away
db44da No.14520603
>>14520596
>YOU'RE A FREAK NOW
>YOU'RE A MENTAL ILLNESS NOW
247daa No.14520610
>>14520588
ah, you are one of the subverted ones
come now anon, don't you want to be on the right side of history?
go and watch black panth- ready player one, anon
it's good
I promise
it has the iron giant in iiiiiit
2ec1e9 No.14520614
247daa No.14520624
>>14520604
don't really have many rage pics on this computer
05ba06 No.14520625
>>14520614
>the list got bigger
299909 No.14520627
>>14520604
Every thread is a rage thread nowadays. Have some unhappy skellies.
e8929d No.14520634
>>14520614
At least it provided me with a decent reaction image.
01049f No.14520635
>>14520614
>Evanescence: "Bring Me to Life" can be heard for a few seconds during the final battle
FUCKING STOP YOU NIGGERS
67ba35 No.14520639
>>14520596
man the only time i payed attention to splatoon was to fap becasue of marriei think, whichever one looks apathetic
01049f No.14520642
>>14520065
Guess what, they do
>Seinfeld: The movie opens with a stand-up comedy bit from Jerry Seinfeld from inside the Oasis, where Jerry asks "What's the deal with video games anyway?".
21d09b No.14520644
>>14520614
>>14520625
>but wait there's more
DEATH
67ba35 No.14520646
>>14520635
>Evanescence: "Bring Me to Life" can be heard for a few seconds during the final battle
That's actually pretty funny
b0d82b No.14520654
>>14520614
>Earthbound: Ness is seen fighting a Sixer during the final battle.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
247daa No.14520655
>>14520642
There really is no limit to this shit is there?
We have had "Everything: The Reference", "Gay Niggers from Outer Space", "He Raped Me and I Liked it", "Yellow Tic-Tacs mumble for 2 hours", "Snow White and the 7 Bulls", TLC …
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
8c0087 No.14520656
>>14520614
>TDKR: Bill Wilson
Which one of you guys did this
75b507 No.14520658
>>14520614
It feels like they know the movie is going to bomb so theyre depending on the references to carry the film
299909 No.14520660
>>14520656
The big guy obviously.
247daa No.14520664
>>14520644
>but wait htere's more
at least Billy Mays was spared
89fd6c No.14520665
>>14520656
When I saw that list I just had to. For the glory of /bane/. May it crash this movie with no survivors.
e8929d No.14520666
>>14520655
>HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
It needs this entire video.
2d77fa No.14520676
>>14520614
>Angry Birds: Red and Bomb are seen flying into battle in the Oasis. The Iron Giant uses the slingshot to launch Parzival during the final battle.
>Five Nights at Freddy's: In the PVP zone, there is a silhouette of Nightmare Freddy.
>Overwatch: Tracer is seen during the final battle in the Oasis and can also be seen briefly in the Oasis zooming into a portal. Mercy is also seen during the final battle. In the Oasis Mall an Overwatch stall can be seen. Doomfist and Soldier 76 are seen walking around in the Oasis. Widowmaker, Mei, Hanzo and Sombra are seen destroying an IOI spider.
DESTROYATHEWORLDOHUEDERU
67ba35 No.14520677
BAZINGA
The Big Bang Theory : Parzival is seen owning a shirt with “Bazinga” on it. Sheldon Cooper is seen in the Oasis mall, seen chatting with Alf.
05ba06 No.14520686
>>14520635
>>14520654
>>14520676
>>14520677
Its the movie that keeps on giving. There's something for everyone to hate
34779d No.14520689
>>14519049
Literally Pooh Adventures by a kike blowing his bar mitzvah
>Ivy and Bayonetta confirmed to appear on this cringeworthy IdeaWiki fuckfest
THERE WILL BE HEADS ROLLINGS, NIGGER
b20d61 No.14520690
>>14520614
> Undertale: Mr Sans Undertale can be seen during the final battle in the Oasis.
e8929d No.14520693
>>14520676
Civilization was a mistake. I don't care if it's real at this point, but it's the possibility it can be and most likely will be. This isn't even the worst case of autism I've seen, but it only reminds me what more can and will come of it.
05ba06 No.14520697
>>14520689
2nd pic would actually be badass if it wasn't drawn for such a ridiculous premise. Also I'm guessing they replaced Mr. Burns with the Texan because cowboys are more offensive or is it because Mr. Burns can no longer be considered evil due to that he's now officially a faggot in a relationship with Smithers?
8115a4 No.14520712
So how does this excuse of a book end anyway? He finds the Easter egg thingy and gets a harem of fujoshis? Anything that may lead to a "Ready Player Two"?
Fucking hell, the sequel is actually gonna get called Ready Player Two, won't it? They'll make a sequel out of anything.
38e20c No.14520722
Its kind of stupid to ask a den of pirates but…
How is it legal for them to use all the characters without paying licenses?
e8929d No.14520723
>>14520712
the book ends with him winning and a normalfag romance where he "gets the princess"
01049f No.14520725
>>14520712
The MC gets a girlfriend, a bazillion dollars, and ownership of the vr company that pretty much controls the world. So he follows his girlfriend's plan and decides to use the bazillion dollars to end world hunger.
72ce57 No.14520729
ceeeb6 No.14520732
>>14520725
>end world hunger
>fall into malthusian trap
>back where they started now with two gorillion niglets
ceeeb6 No.14520734
>>14520729
You're not done yet faggot get up.
54306a No.14520739
>>14520614
>the list of references contained in the movie is longer than the entire remainder of the page
All the English words I know cannot describe my exact feelings, only their own failure to.
>>14520722
Correct me if I'm wrong, but as long as it's not substantial use of an IP it's fair game.
Sadly, no legal precedent exists regarding a movie with so little substance that insubstantial use of a million different IPs is the entire substance of the film.
05ba06 No.14520743
>>14520722
Spielberg has countless connections and cash to spare. They've spent like 5 or so years working just to secure the licenses for all of these fucking properties. Most of it was done by someone called Deidre Backs. Unless this movie makes mad money, they'd probably be royally fucked over (if it was anyone but Spielberg).
01049f No.14520745
>>14520732
Don't give the author ideas, he would probably go max cuck and reference black panther to death.
e8929d No.14520749
>>14520739
>that gif
I love that anime
ceeeb6 No.14520752
>>14520739
>Correct me if I'm wrong, but as long as it's not substantial use of an IP it's fair game.
Consider the terrifying and all-too-likely alternative; all those companies are in cahoots and allowed this to happen.
e8929d No.14520755
>>14520752
T-That would be i-impossible goy!!
70179a No.14520758
>>14520689
>third pic
You'd think someone who looks like that would have way worse teeth, got any backstory? I need some WTF to wash down all this rage.
>>14520725
>unlimited VR waifus
marries a negress
>unlimited money and power
feeds all the niggers and screws over mankind
>follows his girlfriends plan
cucks out instead of telling a bitch to get sucking
As long as we're doing nostalgia: remember when heroes were people that you could look up to or at least people that were cool? I swear to fuck if I see Guts on that list I'm going to lose it
29a1a7 No.14520769
>>14520614
> RWBY: Ruby is seen wielding Crescent Rose in the final battle.
> Avatar: The Last Airbender: Sokka takes out a Sixer with his trusty boomerang during the final battle.
> The Neverending Story: Falkor can be seen in the Oasis.
> Mobile Suit Gundam: The RX-78 Gundam mech is seen during the final battle in the Oasis.
> Doctor Who: The Thirteenth Doctor is seen during the final battle. A group of Daleks are seen during the PVP fight.
> Spongebob Squarepants: The titular character and Patrick Star are seen driving the Patty Wagon in the Oasis racetrack. Plankton is seen during the final battle as Plank-Ton from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water.
>Cuckvity Falls: Bill Cipher is seen during the final battle.
>Game of Thrones: Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen are seen in The Distracted Globe.
>Naruto Shippudden: Naruto is seen during the final battle.
> Dragon Ball Z: Goku is seen during the final battle several times, going Super Sayan on screen and firing his Kamehameha at a Sixer. Piccolo is seen in The Distracted Globe, and is also seen briefly during the final battle.
> Steven Universe: Peridot is killed by IOI employees during their attack.
''''YOU ZOGGIN GITS GET ME MAH CHOPPA IM GOIN TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH WHERES MAH BLEEDIN CHOPPAH ILL SMASH THE GROTS ILL SKIM EM ALIVE I GOTS TO GOT TO WAR I GOTZ TO KILL PISS RAPE KILL DESTROY
e8929d No.14520773
>>14520758
>I swear to fuck if I see Guts on that list I'm going to lose it
Would you go berserk?
01049f No.14520777
>>14520758
>Marries a negress
Actually, if there is one thing the book did right, its that the MC gets together with a white chick.
e8929d No.14520782
>>14520769
At least Gondolas are safe right?
a3eaeb No.14520784
>>14520769
>Steven Universe: Peridot is killed by IOI employees during their attack.
>Naruto Shippudden: Naruto is seen during the final battle.
>everything else
>>14520614
DOUBLE FUCKING NEGROES
70179a No.14520800
>>14520777
Really? An interracial marriage would be the perfect cherry on this shit sundae, but trips don't lie. The MC is just a cuck instead of a turbo-cuck.
>>14520782
SHUT THE FUCK UP! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!!
e45c66 No.14520803
Why is black panther so significant to liberals? I don't understand.
8115a4 No.14520804
>>14520725
>>14520723
>Generic "Happily Ever After" ending
That's sequel bait if I've ever seen one. Hold on to your seats, fuckers. The worst part hasn't even begun.
<Ready Player Two: Electric Boogaloo
<Now with 1337% more references!
e8929d No.14520805
>>14520800
It's too late, they've read all of our minds and uploaded all of human history into a supercomputer that will process references.
e45c66 No.14520812
>>14520725
>End world hunger
Literally impossible with how much niggers, pakis and arabs love to breed when a surplus of provisions is injected into their government or area. The scarcity comes from the pop boom. It'd be a problem that was increase exponentially.
ceeeb6 No.14520815
>>14520803
It isn't, it's significant to the mass media marketing machine.
e8929d No.14520816
>>14520614
>The Cat in the Hat: The titular Cat is seen in the final battle wielding a baseball bat.
This has to be fake.
bdc8d5 No.14520818
>Cowboy Bebop: The Swordfish 2 can be seen on the official poster for Ready Player One. A miniature version of Swordfish 2 can be seen on the work table of Aech's garage.
>My Hero Academia: Midoriya can be seen during the final battle.
>Ed, Edd N Eddy: Eddy can be seen in The Distracted Globe trying to sell Ed Flakes to the crowd.
>Death Note: Ryuk is seen during the final battle.
>Fairy Tail: Natsu and Happy can be seen during the final battle.
>Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Ahsoka Tano is seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
>Star Wars Rebels: Ezra and Kanan are seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
>JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Yoshikage Kira and his stand, Killer Queen are seen in the Oasis mall.
>Warhammer 40,000: Eldar is seen during the final battle.
>Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Evangelion Units are seen during the final battle.
>Pinky and the Brain: Both Pinky and The Brain can be seen.
>Fallout: Liberty Prime appears during the final battle.
>LittleBigPlanet: Sackboy appears during the final battle.
>The Literature Club: Emi and Minobu can be seen in the Oasis Mall.
>Grand Theft Auto: Big Smoke can be seen in the nightclub eating a hamburger.
>Xenoblade Chronicles: Shulk is seen during the final battle.
>Star Fox: Fox McCloud is seen during the final battle.
>Metal Gear Solid: Solid Snake is seen in The Distracted Globe.
>Undertale: Sans can be seen during the final battle in the Oasis.
BURGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!
ff8ce4 No.14520821
>>14520818
I genuinely don't know what to post to respond to this fucking list. There is no reaction image grand enough.
98fae4 No.14520825
>>14520803
Because they want more people of color in media since they believe that American is incredibly racist, which is funny considering how often they brag about the movie being successful
ceeeb6 No.14520826
>>14520614
Wait. Hold it.
What if we just keep adding shit to the list?
Push it even further beyond and set up expectations.
70179a No.14520831
>>14520803
Liberals spend every waking moment of their lives trying to convince other people and themselves that they are not racist.
>>14520805
I can't even tell if that's a joke or not.
>>14520812
Logic is racist anon
>>14520818
Someone had to have seen this film and picked it apart frame by frame for hours to get all of those, I pity them.
dc9d7a No.14520834
>>14520725
how does money actually end world hunger? you can't just buy more food you have to produce more food. then you have ship it preserve distribute it?
6e568a No.14520838
>345 replies
Fug, I missed out on the shitposting. I'll still watch the movie anyway
67ba35 No.14520840
>>14520712
it one of those dime a dozen straigh to tv protect the tree films, how do you think it ends?
>kid likes a park
>parks going to get changed into a something like a mall by an antagonsist
>kid tries to stop it, gets help
>antagonist deals soulcrushing blow
>helpers lift kid up and they defeat the antagonist
>everyone lives happily ever after
you have seen this movie before, nothing is going to be different. this is just a reference filled coat of paint.
cfed1f No.14520842
>>14520818
>>Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Ahsoka Tano is seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
>>Star Wars Rebels: Ezra and Kanan are seen during the final battle fighting a Sixer.
MOTHER OF GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!! NO!!! NO PLEASE NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE!!! FUCK IT HURTS!!! EVERYTHING FYUJKING HURTS
6e568a No.14520844
I get why everyone is upset, but remember, you don't have to watch the movie.
70179a No.14520854
>>14520834
It doesn't. The charity just pockets it all and says that they fed all the starving niglets. The MC apparently has the mind of a 12 year old, maybe he is 12 I can't be bothered to check.
>>14520844
>someone shits on your porch
>"you don't have to eat it"
I still have to smell it.
c863e8 No.14520857
>>14520838
>I'll still watch the movie anyway
Try it and you'll get the machete.
>>14520844
>lol just turn off your brain gaiz. Its not that bad. Don't like it don't watch it. I want this to be a hit so we get more movies like it.
Nice try gay nigger faggot.
6e568a No.14520863
>>14520854
>I still have to smell it.
No, you don't. Just stay here until the movie hype dies down, you'll forget about it eventually.
1c4190 No.14520864
>>14520725
>end world hunger
If infrastructure, logistics and social order has pretty much collapsed/is nonexistent outside, that would be impossible to accomplish, no matter how much money you throw at it.
67ba35 No.14520868
>>14520844
I dont plan to, but that doesnt change that a lot of people will
and that it will probably be at least mildly popular
and im gonna have to listen to "remember when x showed up" by co-workers
or " you'll totally like its, its super geeky and you like that kind of stuff right?"
an don't forget the consequences of this shit becoming popular, ready for more BAZINGA?, cause that's whats going to fucking happen
>>14520838
>I'll still watch the movie anyway
dont
3/10 ifell for it
01049f No.14520871
>>14520838
That would be perfect to stream illegally here so we can all rage together.
a3eaeb No.14520873
>>14520844
>>14520863
<keep your opinions to yourself and don't speak out against this thing I like
>let the film have nothing but positive reception
Found the shill.
05ba06 No.14520874
>>14520871
Has already been proposed several times. Hopefully Mark or /tv/ delivers with the streams.
6e568a No.14520876
>>14520868
>and im gonna have to listen to "remember when x showed up" by co-workers
I'm used to that by now. The worst is when they start talking about video games like they know anything about them.
>>14520873
>Found the shill.
>>>/gamergoy/
70179a No.14520882
>>14520863
Unfortunately I have to go outside and work. Being a wagie is fucking awful, at least once a day I have to tamp down the urge to suck-start a shotgun. The smell is the worst part, if you never smelt a jungle nigger I envy you. I am saving up money and preparing to get a telecommute job so I can live the NEET life forever.
316d74 No.14520883
Look, I don't want to rain on anyone's parade here but
The list is basically nothing but trolling at this point
It's on the cancerous wikia website, it's shitposters aving a giggle m8. This does not detract whatsoever from the absolutely cancerous fucking cringe/ragefest that the movie will be, I'm just pointing something that should be obvious to most anons (but apparently isn't or just no one cares): most of the list is just fucking wrong. If Evanescence didn't tip you off along with Bil Wilson and other things, well…
The movie is going to be a steaming pile of shit and the references are going to be gay retardation beyond comprehension, but it will be less terribly horrendous than the current list makes it look.
a4d55b No.14520884
>>14520838
I bet you buy and like EA games too you filthy mutt. Only thing worse is admitting you liked The Last Jedi.
ff8ce4 No.14520890
>>14520826
How can you push this further? They really have outdone themselves with cancer this time.
6e568a No.14520891
>>14520883
>tfw I contributed to that list
>>14520884
I think you've misunderstood. I hate it as well, I'm just going to watch it to revel in it. Not paying a dime, of course.
01049f No.14520893
>>14520883
>but it will be less terribly horrendous than the current list makes it look.
Yeah no. Even if there are over 20 false things on that list, the pure amount of cringe is simply too much.
36ba76 No.14520897
>>14520876
>/gamergoy/
>expects others to not think he's a shill
You only have yourself to blame after admitting you wanna watch the movie, you shill.
>>14520883
I checked other sites, so far I can't find anything on who appears in the final battle, but most of the cameos seem to be confirmed, like the RWBY one. Although I'm going to make a contribution of my own soon while the getting's good.
05ba06 No.14520901
>>14520883
Should we vandalize the wiki?
1c4190 No.14520902
>>14520876
What's funny is that the film itself will be only remembered by "Did you see X, Y and Z in film?" and no-one will probably remember details of the film itself like the plot. So it dilutes any message the film itself might try to convey.
It'll be treated like some reference safari, picking apart what's mentioned while ignoring the scenery. But I guess that's what they're really banking on this time.
05ba06 No.14520921
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
For the fucking naysayers
316d74 No.14520934
>>14520901
Go for it, I'm pretty sure it's been getting vandalized by anons for at least a few hours now.
>>14520893
I'm not saying it won't be a complete abortion, I'm simply telling anons not to freak out over things that sound like our nightmares come true. Like having Sans from Undertale in there, or Steven Universe, or whatever.
98fae4 No.14520976
>>14520921
>That thumbnail
Please God, end us all
23e58a No.14521096
As obnoxious as the movie sounds, ti does kinda portray how a virtual world would look.
Have you seen VR chat? There's no shortage of references and copying of popular memes over and over. The avatars are all over the place.
You have faggots running around with the stupidest of "memes" - the white smiley face guy with the super logo, that just spams emoji particles. And somehow that's supposed to be funny. At least the uganda knuckles is derpy, organic and evolves (elements added over time by users - started with why are you running, then the sniffing and spitting were added, then the devil worship, queen search, no freese, etc..)
5a9036 No.14521194
>>14520204
Don't worry anon, the chinese think they're raising them up through their imperialism. They're pretty fucked without white money and protection.
f85dab No.14521856
>>14520614
>mfw Doom is safe from this absolute cancer
d65ea7 No.14521914
>>14519245
I remember when they published this report. It wasn't suppressed. Why did you save a fake clickbait article about the report instead of the report itself?
572a83 No.14522143
>>14520976
What the actual fuck did I just watched?!
e49a5a No.14522164
>>14519049
>Samus
>dancing
There is a lot of shit in that that pisses me off, but I cannot see past that
e49a5a No.14522174
>>14519186
You can tell ever meme faggot who never played undertale a mile away because they have sans as some top tier god when the only real fighters in the whole game are asriel in his god of hyperdeath form, Undyne, and Asgore.
Fuck I hate casuals.
e49a5a No.14522180
>>14519265
>>14519295
>goes into a VR room
>all the racist insults and slag you can think of goes on during the game
>game ends, kicked back to lobby
>everyone laughs and slaps eachother on the back and even points out "did you see that faggot get so assmad he dropped the flag? Talk about a dumbass"
>point out that the shittalking is just part of the whole package and is just part of the psychological warfare
4641a8 No.14522188
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14520614
The fuck why these niggas throwin in my boy Freddy Freaker.
4641a8 No.14522191
>>14520614
>Seinfeld
>The movie opens with a stand-up comedy bit from Jerry Seinfeld from inside the Oasis, where Jerry asks "What's the deal with video games anyway?".
e49a5a No.14522242
>>14520553
GET ANGRY, ANON!
b4b936 No.14522262
>>14519058
>>14519669
I actually started looking at the image specifically to see it not being included.
WTF
Playing Island Troll Tribes while reading this thread.
fe2c3e No.14522279
>>14519049
Remember when you were young and you thought that making a rpg maker game full of characters from other games and referrences could be cool, but after you grew up you looked it back and it make you cringe?
440fa5 No.14522379
>>14520818
I want to see Steven Kikeburg's pedophile fucking corpse burn to kosher ash in 6 million ovens.
440fa5 No.14522399
>>14519091
GET OUT YOU FUCKERS
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY VIDEOGAMES YOU FUCKING LOSER KIKE NIGGER SOYBOY BASTARDS
FUCK OFF
6cc439 No.14522415
>>14520842
>liking shit wars
6cc439 No.14522455
>>14520934
How can i edit the page?
I want to add a The Greatest Story Never Told reference
820df9 No.14522530
>>14520483
inb4 some asshole pirates the first torrent available and tries to stream it in cam quality
ffa88e No.14522583
>>14520504
I'd be up for a epic vydia gaymes references drinking game
533c6c No.14522592
>>14522143
california practical effects from some spic.
98fae4 No.14522681
>>14522143
Some sad sack of shit from cuckchan doing the right thing
820df9 No.14522740
>>14520689
2nd pic is the first time i chuckled at a leftist's joke in around 5 years. not that i ever held back, they just weren't funny.
954650 No.14522801
>>14520818
>Jojo is now mainstream enough to qualify for normalfag references.
THE ANIME WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!
5b458f No.14522859
I'm not trusting anything until I see it for myself. Even still the blatant references eat at my soul on a level not seen since August 2014.
247daa No.14522868
>>14520666
Pink Flamingo comes pretty close, Satan.
811161 No.14523104
FUCK THIS GAY SHIT, I JUST WANT TO SEE IT CRASH AND BURN WITHOUT ANY SURVIVORS. I WILL ORDER TWO TICKETS FOR ME AND MY FRIEND, JUST TO SEE THE RAGNAROCK OF GAMING.
247daa No.14523157
>>14523104
>I want to see it crash and burn
>So I will support it monetarily
ef351a No.14523164
>>14519332
So we are in hell? Makes sense then.
563f83 No.14523608
>>14522415
There's nothing wrong with pre-Disney SW
247daa No.14523665
>>14523608
Even the prequels?
The first three are fine, charming space adventures, but the prequels are pure shit.
43697c No.14523669
>>14519049
>Sans appears
>Not Undyne or Asgore, characters that can actually fight
How to detect shit-for-brains miles away. This was made by people who look at front-page memes and threw them in
b0d82b No.14523811
>>14523665
>le prequels maymay
Gee who could be behind this post, you pleb faggot? But regardless, they are flawed. But the movies are overrated as all fucks. The real charm is in the vidya, tabletop, novels and comics which were adventurous and free of modern politics and diversity. Hell trannies were considered a mental disorder and were normally criminals who underwent surgery, unlike the new Disney comics and novels under Marvel and Wendig, which put as much focus as possible on moronic political pandering
https://archive.fo/YhzMC
>Are you a fan of multi-ethnic casts of characters? How about powerful women inhabiting all kinds of roles in equal (if not greater) numbers than the male characters? Do you like aliens of all genders also being given prominent roles in narratives alongside the human characters? What about diverse sexual orientations? A wide array of ages and body types? Guess what, you’ll like the Star Wars comics, because they have all these things! I (and Ian) went into the diversity and awesomeness of the female characters previously, but it isn’t limited to female characters. One thing New Canon Star Wars in general and the comics in particular seek to do is create space for a wide variety of characters to feature prominently in their story lines. The same could be said of the personalizing of droid characters in canon. We see this in the C-3PO one-shot, The Phantom Limb, which is surprisingly moving.
>When I was a young lass first watching the films, this was the kind of diverse representation of ethnicities, species, gender, age, and sexuality I could only dream of. Whether you like Jedi, pilots, smugglers, officers, or politicians, there’s an arc for you. Could there be more LGBT+ rep? Of course. I’d also love to see more neuroatypical and differently abled characters. But for a franchise that for decades was most heavily populated by white men, the diversity of the comics is pretty damn fantastic.
And don't even get me started on EA's fuckfest.
715128 No.14523941
>>14523811
What a god awful site. It just a site full of rabid fans and SJWs who overpraise shit like this. Don't get me started on that article, some of her points are so insubstantial and shallow that don't have a DEEP explanation on why the comics are really "good". Marvel Comics are going downhill because how politicized the comics are.
b0d82b No.14524043
>>14523941
I just wish they'd crash and burn already. Worst part is this garbage will probably be forever tied to Star Wars because trying to remove it would label anyone a bigot or some other such shit, or because garbage characters like Rey, Finn, etc actually have a following… Best thing to do would be to let the whole thing die in peace while it still has some semblance of dignity along with everything else that's been fucked over by modern media.
247daa No.14524110
>>14523811
>shitting on prequels is jewish
what?
b0d82b No.14524255
>>14524110
Where did I say that? Shitting on the prequels like the worst shit to ever be conceived is something a stereotypical RLM fag would do. The prequels were always recognized as being flawed and in need of improvement, but after RLM made their shitty review of them, everyone grew a massive hate boner for them, and some even started calling them racist and sexist. Shit like that is what probably motivated George to sale to the (((Mouse))) and his cronies (Spielberg also probably had a hand in that).
247daa No.14524295
>>14524255
This guy >>14523608 said:
>There's nothing wrong with pre-Disney SW
I replied with >>14523665 :
>Even the prequels?
And then you jumped in and called me a kike:
>>14523811
>le prequels maymay
>Gee who could be behind this post, you pleb faggot?
So what's up nigger?
715128 No.14524385
>>14524255
RLM? As in RedLetterMedia?
07d8cb No.14524398
>>14524110
>>14524295
But shitting on the prequels is a pretty jewish thing to do since Yidsney, JJ, Spielberg and the rest of their lot want to make sure normalfags hate the prequels as much as possible to make their shitty new films look better, which in actuality have a higher percentage of jewyness overall on J-DAR (which was mysteriously shut down) when compared to the OT and the PT (with the PT practically close to 0%), while the new films are far over 50% on the J-DAR.
b0d82b No.14524418
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14524385
>image is not enough to give it away
Seriously? Are there any other fucks who go by that acronym? Also, vid-related is a reminder that RLM supports the government inserting RFID chips into your body to track your location at all times.
b0d82b No.14524421
>>14524398
>which was mysteriously shut down
When did this happen?
5cc3c3 No.14524438
>its barely been a day and the thread's already slowed down tremendously
Thanks a lot Mark. You killed the board.
07d8cb No.14524453
>>14524438
Leave Mark alone. He just wants to eat cake and play with overpriced cardboard.
07d8cb No.14524455
>>14524421
Fuck if I know.
247daa No.14524472
>>14524398
Just because hipsters and jews are supposed to hate it doesn't make them good movies.
251d8c No.14525413
>>14519593
Scary movie 1 and 2 were actually good and 3 was ok, it had some some good scenes. You have a point for 4 and all the other parody movies.
247daa No.14525503
>>14525413
I don't disagree. Watched 1 while a little high with a friend couple of months ago, thought it was hilarious and very silly, especially with the outdated jokes and references when was the last time you heard anybody mention fucking Prince?. Watched 2 completely sober and it was ok, but I still cringed at the same gags I did when it first came out. 3 was a noticeable drop, that's when I stopped being indifferent about Movies and started outright despising them.
eee8a1 No.14526783
>>14519049
This could be fake maybe. Battleborne and Chappie are pretty "out there".
05ba06 No.14527253
>>14525413
2 is absolute garbage, having some of the worst cinematography of all the Scary Movies combined, but it did have a few amusing jokes. 3 was far better than 2, but that's not saying much, but it got many giggles out of me. 4 is like 2, weak overall but a few amusing jokes.
ce40fd No.14529260
>>14520803
Liberals are normalfags
Normalfags don't consume any entertainment except marvel cinematic universe and harry potter. If something has not happened to appease them within either of these series, it doesn't fucking exist. It doesn't matter if there's a bunch of black superheroes already like blade and such, "What's blade?" they'll say.
tl;dr they're highly gullible idiots who got tricked by a marketing campaign into watching a mediocre at best movie because of political litmus bullshit, like with ghostbusters.
2ec1e9 No.14529400
>>14520921
Fuck. The dyke from Overwatch is practically in every VR scene. Why the fuck is Overwatch getting shilled more? As if this movie wasn't looking bad enough.
b5e934 No.14530495
>>14523157
Some meme he saw on reddit.