790a33 No.14506716
HOW FRESH ARE YOU?!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?!
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?!
How memed are you?
Previous thread: >>14468044
Join our Mumble server for Squid Squad voicechat (usually Friday / Saturday):
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c1c2a0 No.14506752
>>14506721
Superior targets for hitting with rollers
875b0c No.14506785
Octolings are inferior.
Also, threadly Aniki. ;_;
83c6c9 No.14506797
>>14506752
You know who are even better to hit with rollers?
Cuntboys
2598fd No.14507188
>keep getting in shitty teams
>rank down
Who the fuck brings a Sploosh-O-Matic to splat zones?
5b8a87 No.14507203
>>14507188
I love this Jew.
6002a7 No.14507252
Daily reminder $20 DLC is cancer
eb6bcf No.14508023
I didn't play Clam Blitz since it came out until just recently. How do you carry this mode? Normally if you're stuck in a low rank you just go to the objective and kill everyone, but people are all spread out in this mode and low ranks are too uncoordinated for teamwork to really work.
068db2 No.14508363
>>14508023
I found that inkbrush was my saving grace for low rank Clam Blitz. Simply rush the power clam to the basket. Trash level players can't take you down easily. It absolutely does not work at higher ranks, though.
eb7881 No.14508424
Could we get a disagreement as well as a mumble?
2495de No.14508439
>>14508424
I'm in disagreement with you and your terrible ideas already, anon.
f73d00 No.14508453
>>14508424
>Disagreement
How about a a díscord instead, my dear?
bc5f9f No.14508456
>>14508023
Basically Collect 10 power clams to break their barrier
Holding a big 10 clam will reveal ur location to your oppoents so its optimal to carry 8 or 9 with you Also passing some clams to ur Partners helps too Aka share the load and the common phrase I see around is "Pass me a Clam Fam"
603c6e No.14508503
>>14508453
I see that accent you fucker
7de938 No.14509182
So what lewd things would you guys do with amnesiac octolings in tunnels?
790a33 No.14509211
>>14509182
Loving only and help her get back her memory
c1c2a0 No.14509215
Next Splatfest leaked:
It's going to be Beef or Chicken
7de938 No.14509323
>>14509215
>no pork
How kosher!
3755d5 No.14509716
>too good for A+
>too shit for S
24cfd7 No.14509818
>>14509215
hmmm I wonder who would be on the side of chicken
bc5f9f No.14509871
>>14509865
Order his gear and call him a faggot
790a33 No.14509872
>>14509865
Remember splatoon kids sucks
2486ce No.14509878
>>14509865
And a heil hitler to you too young man
3755d5 No.14509899
>>14509878
Das Tintenfischmädchen
bc5f9f No.14509901
>>14509899
The fuck you just call me
3f1fe5 No.14511584
>>14506716
Anyone still playing has to be on 5.0.0 which means you're a dumbass who updated past the exploited firmwares. No CFW 4U.
Anyone else lurking in the ReSwitched dis.cord and disgusted at all the fucking trannies and furries? Every single "female" profile is a tranny, and one poor bastard was just talking about coming out to his mom. Fucking disgusting place.
e794b3 No.14512537
>20 dollars for a skin
This shit should be criminal.
>>14511584
>disagreement
You deserve your suffering.
3755d5 No.14512551
>>14512537
Its a skin with miniskirt and hooker boots.
e794b3 No.14512554
>>14512537
>dis cord is word filtered
Why? We stopped word filtering normalfag so we can tell when someone is being a retard, why is this word filtered? It isn't a link.
e794b3 No.14512580
>>14512554
I guess the word filter is back up for that word as well. Do the mods really find it that hard to deal with people from cancerous sites?
f30f12 No.14512856
>>14509872
Don't Dead Open Inside
>>14511584
>using disagreement
7728b9 No.14512881
>>14508453
>>>/suicide/ for you, horsefucker.
790a33 No.14512917
>>14512856
>Don't Dead Open Inside
I'm ashamed to admit it but when I first saw that I legit spent days trying to figure out what it meant until it suddenly hit me that I was reading in the wrong order
e794b3 No.14512969
>>14512856
Dis cord was filtered to disagreement, I was trying to laugh at him for it.
f30f12 No.14512985
>>14512969
>Dis cord was filtered to disagreement, I was trying to laugh at him for it
I know.But that ain't going to stop me from using it.disagreement
f30f12 No.14513069
>>14513026
The Octarian Community
6002a7 No.14513278
>the octolings in the DLC aren't octolings
>paying $20 to play as ugly octoling knockoffs
bc5f9f No.14513290
Just dunked on Putz12 stream
Get fucked fatty
326972 No.14513482
>>14513278
>Relative to squid sisters is a fucking tranny
Okay now that's a serious reason to not buy the 80 missions
790a33 No.14513521
>>14513482
That isn't a tranny anon it's more of being gene modded into the superior race and the DNA they got from the squid sisters is most likely came from when Callie was being OCTOED
326972 No.14513531
>>14513521
I'm sorry that you have to hear this from me but that's fucking tranny shit there's no two ways about it
bfc8c3 No.14513539
>>14513521
That's fucking tranny shit take it to >>>/trap/
790a33 No.14513546
>>14513531
>>14513539
>I'm sorry that you have to hear this from me but that's fucking tranny shit there's no two ways about it
Are you niggers joking with me now or are you using words you don't know? A tranny is a transsexual IE some crazy fag who mutilated their genitals.
790a33 No.14513578
>>14513554
Looks like you were right anon
326972 No.14513591
>>14513546
I sexually identify as an octoling. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of swimming through saltspray inking hot sticky loads on disgusting inklings. People say to me that a squid being an octoling is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon remove two tentacles, add eyeliner and turn my eyes green. From now on I want you guys to call me “Octavia” and respect my right to steal energy resources and do so needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re n octophone and need to check your decalopod privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
790a33 No.14513598
>>14513591
Nice copypasta anon but that's still not a tranny and not an argument.
326972 No.14513610
>>14513598
This isn't an argument either, and it being an argument is irrelevant. It's tranny shit and if you don't see that you are stupid. That is an assertion of fact. I will not discuss it further. Accept the fact that you are about to justify the act of supporting transsexualism to yourself or accept yourself as a walking fraud you mindless faggot
6080be No.14513613
4df515 No.14513614
>>14513278
For what fucking purpose? Why is Nintendo so dead-set against actual playable octolings? Is this just to explain why there are males?
6080be No.14513625
>>14513610
>genetic experiments is tranny shit
790a33 No.14513634
>>14513610
trans·sex·u·al·ism (trans-sek'shū-ă-lizm),
1. The state of being a transsexual.
2. The desire to change anatomic sexual characteristics to conform physically with one's perception of oneself as a member of the opposite sex, coupled with a desire to live full-time in the role of the opposite sex
You being triggered and buttblasted doesn't change the definition and meaning of words anon.
>>14513614
>Is this just to explain why there are males?
Most likely
>tfw Superior Octolings never and will have to settle for being half superior
e794b3 No.14513687
>>14513278
>every dollar that is spent waging the war on drugs.png
87140d No.14513756
>>14513278
So you were kidnapped and/or cloned from the Squid Sisters, then got injected with nigger blood and turned into a jigaboo.
At first I wanted to remove octo and slaughter the opposing sublings with impunity, but now killing them seems like an act of decency, so they don't have to die from heart cancer a year later.
Poor kid, former squid.
5f04d8 No.14513855
>>14513634
>wanting mulattos in their games.
a88c91 No.14513876
>>14513614
>For what fucking purpose?
They did it to make the lore deeper
7728b9 No.14513883
>>14513625
>genetic experiments is not tranny shit
Inkling got physically mutilated to “become” an “octoling”. Man gets physically mutilated to “become” a “woman.” Same thing. Violation of Hippocratic oath.
39ac67 No.14513911
>>14513482
>Squid becoming Octopus somehow equals trans-sexual.
You seriously need to stay off Fur Affinity Anon its starting to fuck with your perception of reality.
e794b3 No.14513931
>>14513883
Do you have problems with trannies in your life? Because getting mad at genetically engineered octolings for domestic ownership because someone in your life chopped off his dick seems a bit much.
39ac67 No.14513961
>>14513931
They seem so worked up about trannies I am starting to think he is actually a closet trannie. I bet he is wearing a Sailor Moon costume as we speak.
e0cf09 No.14513963
>>14513883
Genetic engineering isn't the same as physical mutilation.
51c2ad No.14513970
Wait, octolings being octoed inklings is now trans-virtue signaling?
How cancer are the inkopolis messages now?
h-how many octolings are futa
790a33 No.14513987
>>14513961
While that anon is stupid for calling gene-engineering trannies I can't let you use that fallacy of "If you hate something you must be into it" anon
>>14513970
>Wait, octolings being octoed
That doesn't make any sense and there is no trans virtue signaling or futa anon. Stop
87140d No.14513989
>>14513970
right now the hot NA meme is "im gay" yet again
7d31a4 No.14514049
Everyone post "Grass Tablets"
Just to see what happens.
786ba2 No.14514051
So, I'm burned out on Splatoon 2. I took a week break from it, and am not feeling it. How can Stella get her groove back?
bc5f9f No.14514086
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.
To the anon previous thread who wanted a link to my stream
Who wanted to watch me play ranked
790a33 No.14514112
>>14514086
That was me and and thanks for the link man
04d258 No.14514153
>>14513278
This is an odd translation, let me see if I can make any sense of this one here…
This related to the Squid Sisters part is garbage right off the bat even based on this translation. I think frenchie here misspoke, Agent 8 heard Calamari Inkantation and that seems to have triggered something with them that stirred their soul.
This other part with an inkling turned into an Octoling is a lot less clear and very strange. Ninty Japan says agent 8 is some octoling called No. 10,008, and makes no real mention of you waking to find yourself as an octo. Like it insinuates that it is a separate character at more turns than not. And it could be contradictory with this point about "feeling something new" or however you want to put it with the Squid Sisters' singing. This translation just doesn't feel like it matches up quite correctly.
f30f12 No.14514188
>>14513278
>you aren't an actual octoling
>you're related to the squid sisters for some reason
For what purpose?
>>14514051
Play something else for awhile then you may enjoy Splatoon more when you go back to it.
786ba2 No.14514203
>>14514188
>Play something else for awhile then you may enjoy Splatoon more when you go back to it.
I did a marathon of Dragon Quest Builders last week. Didn't sleep much as a result.
786ba2 No.14515092
>>14509818
I've seen this webm posted like 20 times, and only now do I realize that it says "Mariana" instead of Marina.
f213a9 No.14517518
Finally got around to checking out what the hype was all about with putz.
>high pitched whiny voice
>constantly complaining about his team
>high pitched whiny voice
>constantly blaming his shortcomings on others
>high pitched whiny voice
>looks like a fatter DSP
>high pitched whiny voice
>his entire team attempts to coordinate
>he bitches when they can't read his mind in a high pitched whiny voice
>"competitive eater", but is just fat as fuck
>high pitched whiny voice
>lost his shit when somebody told him to calm down
I thought I was the saltiest squid in Inkopolis, but holy carp, is this one salty squid. This may be the chosen one. The one to bring the saltpocalypse to us all.
bf7e40 No.14519132
Reminder that 1 is better than 2. 2 isn't shit, but it could have been better.
1 had better special abilities, you could superjump a fuckload faster in 1, the story mode final boss and ending was better, and 1 had more charm because it was new and creative, while 2 is "been there, done that". Let me say again that I'm not saying 2 is shit, I'm saying that they could have done a lot more with it. It feels like a slightly different port that is nowhere near worth 60 dollaroos.
Also, the sunken scrolls in 2 SUCKED DONKEY ASS. I wanted to know how in the fuck Marina, an Octoling, was ever allowed anywhere near Inkling society, let alone having such a high role in it. I don't give a shit about the new in-game bands that made the music that plays during online matches, I want to know more about the world they inhabit.
87140d No.14519499
Ready Player One has Splatoon references in it, squids. The characters use "Inkling-based weaponry"
What fun!
4df515 No.14519865
We've got 5 in Mumble. Get in here and be our sixth for private battles.
23f52f No.14520124
Is ninja squid even worth using? It just seems kind of a waste. I heard it works ok with brushes, but I am not sure.
e794b3 No.14520172
>>14517518
It's sad the squeezer turned out to be garbage. The concept was good on paper, but bad in execution. All they need to do is make a varient that has some changes to both the press fire and the hold fire to make it great.
bc5f9f No.14520212
>>14520124
Ninja squid is useful for rollers but if its not really worth it when you slowly knock ur control stick slowly to not activate the ripples
5667e7 No.14520521
>>14520124
As a roller, I can't play without it else I'll get rekt by the S+ fags who are pixel perfect at their aim. I use the curling bomb to sneak up on em. Good players will know this, so I use mental games on them by throwing it and not actually using its path, that way they will shoot at it while I get behind them, nothing-personnel-kid style.
The trick to ninja squid is basically inking all the place so you can have a lot of options and place to ambush your opponents.
7728b9 No.14520538
>>14513931
>Do you have problems with trannies in your life?
Yeah, they exist and kikes are trying to claim they’re normal.
>>14513961
>“you hate heights therefore you are a height”
>ha ha did i do good mr shekelberg i copied and pasted it just like you said
Inkling (meaning exists as a living being already) turned into octoling (meaning physically mutilated). That’s what the translation supposedly says. Thus, yes, mutilation. Tranny shit.
7de938 No.14520544
I wonder what oppai superior octolings think about the new pettanko octoling "mutts" IF the DNA splicing is true?
5667e7 No.14520817
GET IN MUMBLE, SQUIGGAS! WE ARE 6 PLAYING PRIVATE BATTLES
861e29 No.14520938
My Woomy can`t win a single match in Rank S.
Is it time now for amphetamine`?
fddb24 No.14520945
>>14520938
Yeah you're useless without drugs
5667e7 No.14521006
CON IS A CHICKEN, HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!
bfc8c3 No.14521047
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>>14513546
Trap is a step on the path to tranny it's all the same degeneracy.
bfc8c3 No.14521049
>>14520817
Anyone still on?
5667e7 No.14521052
>>14521049
A couple I believe. But we called it after matches of throwing chicken bots around. 3 players spamming chickens was just fucking fun.
bfc8c3 No.14521053
>>14512537
>This shit should be criminal.
Just don't pay for it nigger.
>>14509215
If pork isn't available then clearly beef is superior to trigger the streetshitters.
>>14521052
Shame I missed it, I'll try and get on tomorrow instead I guess. I was only going to play a bit before going out to work anyway.
5667e7 No.14521063
>>14509215
Last splatfest confirmed: Halal/Kosher or Haram
f30f12 No.14522215
>>14521053
>Just don't pay for it nigger
Won't stop the plebbitors and tumblrtards from buying it.
790a33 No.14522315
>>14521047
>Trap is a step on the path to tranny it's all the same degeneracy.
When did I mention anything about traps?
f433f7 No.14522330
Am I the only one that hates Clam Blitz
8a0647 No.14522355
Is it possible to play as an octoling?
f433f7 No.14522396
861e29 No.14522568
>>14522355
you can only play as this weird racemixed Octoling/Squid Hybridmutt.
Playing as pure aryan Octoling is not possible.
566301 No.14522807
>>14522330
>Am I the only one that hates Clam Blitz
No. It's a fairly confusing game mode starting out. It's also probably the least played mode in general. I don't personally hate it, but I feel it's weaker than a majority of the game, with the exception of maybe Splat Zones.
861e29 No.14522858
>>14522330
Just don`t take it to seriously.
e794b3 No.14522943
>>14522330
It's really a map reliant game. The ship is a great map for making it a more defence based game while the mart is shit for both offense and defence. I don't blame you for hating it.
bc5f9f No.14523386
>>14522330
Comebacks on Clam Blitz are way to common
From my lurking the competitive side of splatoon likes Splatzones
I personally love rainmaker
903edb No.14525163
>>14522330
No I'm with you fuck Clam Blitz.
e794b3 No.14525308
>>14525254
If you get banned, then draw a noose with the words "follow your fellow faggots" on a new account.
bf7e40 No.14525347
>>14525254
I fucking love you anon.
7728b9 No.14525351
>>14525254
>put effort into making the font look legitimate, too
Love it. Enjoy being banned after hundreds of liberals report your account.
adf9e5 No.14525362
5048fa No.14525433
>>14522858
>Seymour
>not Seamour
One job.
78f5e3 No.14525548
>>14525360
I hope Splatoon get modded and fills those black textures
bc5f9f No.14526111
what the upcoming clothes for the 3.0.0. Update
78f5e3 No.14526124
>can`t get above 300% in Salmon Run and Rank S
I HATE MYSELF BEING AVERAGE IN THIS GAME
5667e7 No.14526137
Anyone up for Salmon Run? I wanna do it. I wanna reach maximum rank and get fucktons of gear and points.
f433f7 No.14527165
>>14526111
I really like that Snow cap. I hope it has a good ability.
b353fd No.14527809
>>14525254
>I drew a squid
The sarcasm is astounding.
be7630 No.14527816
>>14525254
What are the replies so far?
790a33 No.14528281
>>14528191
Cuddling,love and helping to spread the superior Octoling race
326972 No.14528301
fd2689 No.14528549
>>14527816
Nothing, unfortunately. I didn't add my twitter tag, as I thought it would ruin the message, so nobody can easily find the picture and whine to me. Nintendo hasn't sent me any warning messages or temporary bans or anything.
fd2689 No.14528555
>>14526137
I would have, but I literally went to bed a few minutes after you posted that. It was 3:30 am where I live at the time.
be59f2 No.14528606
>>14528281
I want to spread an Octoling
611e8c No.14528855
>>14528191
Oh god, my dick and heart. That’s a good pic.
494946 No.14528860
>>14525254
Good work anon. Be sure to show us the ban message when it appears.
19c7a1 No.14530403
48af54 No.14530527
>>14511539
Why is this shit called "inkling body tutorial"? It's a human body with proportions adjusted to a 2 head tall torso, you know, like 8 year old kids.
5048fa No.14530590
If the Inkling->Octoling genetic experiment thing is true, I can't wait for the reveal that all Octolings are modified Inklings and that there is no true Octoling race.
48af54 No.14530602
>>14513961
>If you hate cockroaches it means you are a cockroach! haha
>>14513546
splatoon's playerbase is infected with crossdressing sodomites constantly advertising themselves, the octomutts are proof that nintendo is aware and is starting to exploit that market, just look at them nigga, their back story only reinforces who's attention they are trying to grab.
790a33 No.14530644
>>14530602
>splatoon's playerbase is infected with crossdressing sodomites constantly advertising themselves, the octomutts are proof that nintendo is aware and is starting to exploit that market, just look at them nigga, their back story only reinforces who's attention they are trying to grab.
Gene splicing has been a thing in stories and fiction long before Splatoon. Why are you all acting like it's something that has never been done before and why don't any of you niggers know what words mean, that is still not a transsexual. You niggers are reaching so far you'll be able to grab asteroids soon
5048fa No.14531218
>>14530602
>the octomutts are proof that nintendo is aware and is starting to exploit that market, just look at them nigga, their back story only reinforces who's attention they are trying to grab.
The people who wanted to fuck the octopus?
b342a7 No.14532951
>>14513931
>trannies
Reminder
b342a7 No.14532968
>>14532962
It's the logical end game of wanting to be the little girl.
4df515 No.14532991
>>14532968
>the logical endgame of wanting to be the little girl is becoming a freak that does not in any way resemble a little girl
This must be some new definition of "logical" that I'm not familiar with
9cc4d7 No.14533008
>>14532991
Well, it is CY+3
8a759b No.14533121
>>14525254
>I drew a squid
Got a chuckle outta me/10
12ed64 No.14533143
Is your Woomy your Daughter or your GF?
3ff33f No.14533171
>>14533143
>whynotboth.spiclette
9cc4d7 No.14533487
>>14526124
Don't sweat it. Somebody got the data and found that only around 7% of the active players are rank S and above.
12ed64 No.14533858
>>14533487
Thanks for the kind words anon.
My inner neckbeard take that videogame for children way to serious sometimes.
But i am surprised/shocked that i spend 350hours already in this game.
7d7dfb No.14533919
>>14533143
MC of the game/self insert, i mean you are, infact, representing "yourself" out there with the avatar. For those reasons, I play a ngyes, not a woomy.
Question though: If you see her as a GF, does that mean she is the GF of your donut steal (in turn, you) or you yourself (actually you)?
9cc4d7 No.14534272
>>14533858
It's all good. I have 400 hours in, and I'm in the A ranks still.
bc5f9f No.14535264
>>14534272
I have like 350 and im S+ in all modes
Granted I put 2k hours into splatoon 1 to hone my fundamentals
5667e7 No.14535403
GET ON MUMBLE, SQUIGGAS! WE ARE 7! WE NEED A LAST ONE
9cc4d7 No.14535476
>>14535264
I played mostly Salmon Run until about the 300 hour mark before I started ranked. I've only played about three weeks of it :^) I'm still shit at the game, though
c30acd No.14535863
>Back to 300
Fuck this.
Can`t even play with /ink/.
Feel like death weight when i play with those Salmon Run Gods.
Point difference where fucking 500 and i had the most deaths!!!
8ab3ec No.14536672
>>14535863
ur fukn garbo m8 i get to 500 trashed ez
39043a No.14537606
>>14535863
Some of us hit the 400 and 500 mark, and we actually teamed together to lower our pay grade to 200 instead. We can manage maximum difficulty, but would honestly rather not. The challenge is fun for a while, but it's ultimately not worth it. Play on the mumble instead, if /ink/ is dildos.
a6c409 No.14539449
>>14537606
We almost have enough players to do privates
GET IN THE MUMBLE
87140d No.14541048
Splatfest results are in
Team Shoe won popularity, but Team Shoe won the battles. Team Shoe put the Shoefags in their rightful place: at the bottom. There is no recovery. Behead those who insult Shoe.
Marina has a shitload of wins in Japan. She had a streak of 7 that apparently ended last month with a Splatfest I didn't hear of or think about. "Flower vs Dumpling"
This puts the scores at
3-6 in Japan
5-0 in Europe
3-2 in NA
2-1 for NA+EU combined scores
0-1 for globally combined scores
Pearl has 13 separate Splatfest wins while Marina has 10.
87140d No.14541233
>>14541048
excuse me im retarded. this doesnt quite add up. it was a streak of 6, not 7.
Additionally, this Nikefest was actually the 2nd Splatfest this month for Japan.
39043a No.14542546
>>14541048
Congratulations on your victory, Team Shoe. Team Shoe must be salty as fuck. How will shoefags ever recover?
2598fd No.14543762
>>14526124
>>14533487
>too good for A+/most of S
>can hold my own, if my team is on the ball in S+
>utterly incapable of doing good in S+1
>every time I get to S+ I rank down
>one day it was so bad I went down from S+1, to A+
How do I git gud?
5b8a87 No.14543780
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>>14543762
So there is this new Weapon the Mini Splatting.
Well, guess time to level up some quick walk Clothes on casual Turf Wars
RATATATATATATATATATATA
Oh cool every round i was the shitter with the most points and kills.
Trapping some children at the spawnpoints
Well, i should test it now in Ranked.
Oh look, Ranks S Turf Control.
Suddenly i had a better chance in Rank S and even won 2 battles. One time, i even was the casual with the most kills.
c30acd No.14544273
>play with /ink/ SR today
>Starting on 18!
>can`t play SR the next 3 days anymore because i don`t want to lose those guys with their sweet clothes to order
7de938 No.14545224
>>14541048
More Aryan Marina?
5b8a87 No.14545735
>>14544160
That's a lot of soy
5c00b5 No.14545869
>>14506797
do not bully the cuntboys non-sexually
19c7a1 No.14546045
>>14544160
Are those pictures the new meta for the game? Pretty sure that's not the proper way to use the splatlings, but I'm still pretty new at the game.
af9c55 No.14547428
I just got a Swap and Murderwoomy Two a couple of days ago. Outside of joining the mumble, what do and where?
e6589f No.14547723
If weapon types were on a slope where would the bucket be?
f30f12 No.14548136
>>14541048
>3-6 in Japan
Japan Confirmed Nigger Lovers
494946 No.14548141
>>14548136
As if we needed anymore confirmation japs were massive casuals.
5c6771 No.14548338
PLAYABLE OCTOLING CHARACTERS CONFIRMEd
486dbf No.14548360
>>14548338
Holy shit, you're late.
1836ca No.14548638
Got a couple of clips from the chicken bomb match.
1836ca No.14548659
Here's a lovely little squid party clip.
78ac42 No.14548679
>>14548338
Late and no, playable "octo-inkling hybrids" confirmed, not actual octolings.
9cab80 No.14551452
3 days no Salmon Run because i dont want to lose the dudes where i can order all that fresh gear
83c6c9 No.14551510
>>14545869
How would you bully one then?
326972 No.14552240
>>14547428
Get on the mumble they're nice squids
7d7dfb No.14554167
400 profresh here.
Anyone want to salmon run? Or anything else, really. Is the mumble still going strong? Haven't joined since splatoon 1. Add me up:
2899-5931-8577
7d7dfb No.14554816
>>14554808
GGs! Yeah i got as high as 500 but that was too much for me. Yeah had fun!
19c7a1 No.14556887
Oof. Rough night tonight. Had an 8 loss streak. Apparently, I had a 42/8 win/loss ratio, and the game decided to take me down a peg or two. I flew too close to the sun, I guess.
298c71 No.14557083
How viable is the ink brush? This is the first weapon that has really clicked with me and now I’m getting 15 kills on average per ranked match.
19c7a1 No.14557289
>>14557083
It's one of the worst weapons in the entire game. The kit for the vanilla brush is good, but the weapon itself is pretty trash. I enjoy it for clam blitz, but people are wising up to me zooming around for quick points. It's outclassed by the octobrush almost entirely.
298c71 No.14557307
>>14557289
The octobrush is to slow for me, by the time I’m on my fourth swipe somebody has usually got me by then. With this one I can get right up in people’s faces and take them out quick. It’s the closest thing to the rollers in 1 I feel like.
f67202 No.14557421
>>14557083
'it works'.
the problem is more that other weapons having range and similar ttk, as well as most of the maps not having sufficient cover for close range fun. it can get itself zoned out of its effective range on some maps (squelchers + snipers on port. rip). its usually good for clams tho. the speed + killing potential make it good for rushing clams in. its prolly the worse at tower as it has no range to attack others while on it (and the tower eats your ink too). so you gotta know when to book it and flank the enemy while they are distracted.
i usually take ninja squid to get more sneaking potential with swim speed, ink resistance, and main ammo up. gotta be very touch and go and use corners, that one ink spot they dont cover, and other ambush spots very well. be agressive. both sets are really good depending on how you want to play.
one lets you flush people out and do fun splashdown dives the other lets you keep tabs on people so you can murder them. the other thing is to conserve in by jumping, flicking twice and swimming in it, repeat. lets you move around in enemy ink at a good rate while leaving juice to kill those you come across.
>>14557307
i used to think the octobrush was good till i started using the inkbrush. now its too slow for me to use. though it does have enough range that it doesnt get zoned as hard as the ink brush.
298c71 No.14557437
>>14557421
I appreciate the advice, and at the moment I pretty much use ink saver and swim speed. The combination of those with the brush almost makes the game play closer to an action game than a shooter, and a fun action game at that. It’s a great feeling to rush to the side of somebody and take them out before they even knew what hit them.
e01a2e No.14565103
>>14521047
would still cum in their holes. its soft and smooth
19c7a1 No.14566573
Thanks again for another great night on the Mumble, squids.
1df124 No.14566725
Really at this point I just stopped caring about the PVP and strictly go for the salmon runs, mostly because PVP is a good 15 level above me every.fucking. time!
19c7a1 No.14566756
>>14566725
As somebody who loves Salmon Run more than anything, I can tell you that levels in turf war and ranked mean absolutely nothing. I have friends who are a measly level 30 or so, and they're being matched against level 100+ in turf war. I didn't even touch ranked until I was level 45 or so, and I blitzed through the first few ranks in all modes pretty quick. Level means squat. The game tries(and usually fails) to match you up with people of your approximate skill level through some hidden criteria. Don't worry so much about the levels of the players. Rather, worry about the weapons they use, and how they carry themselves in the match. I've seen some seriously awesome level 20s, and some tremendously terrible level 120s.
d65397 No.14567817
>be at the plaza
>see cute squidgirl
>she walks and stands normal
>go into first person mode
>Squidgirl is shaking her hips wider and smiling at me
d65397 No.14567824
and yes he/she/it had the most kills.
bc5f9f No.14568043
Blasters Did nothing wrong
a6c409 No.14569067
>>14568043
Toxic mist yourself you filthy octo
298c71 No.14569096
does anyone else get a slight frame skip in the equipment screen? I can't tell if my copy just started doing it or if it was that way all along.
298c71 No.14569117
>>14569096
mind you it only happens once around 5-6 seconds of having the screen open
bc5f9f No.14571674
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play. To the Anons who dont have the game and want to watch us do privates we got a stream goin'
790a33 No.14571737
19c7a1 No.14572026
Thanks again, squids, for another great night on the Mumble.
f5abd9 No.14573543
>>14525548
nigga it's skin tight underwear
4df515 No.14573556
>>14557289
It's not completely worthless now that Nintendo buffed its movement speed while swinging. Octobrush is still probably better, though.
f5abd9 No.14573557
>>14566725
>>14566756
Rank does matter to a certain extent, but level doesn't. You can have your rank go down, but level always goes up. It just shows that the person has been playing the game longer, not that they're really better. Rank actually does go down when you lose and does work as a decent barometer for skill, but the game won't match you up with people in vastly different ranks, so the problem here doesn't really apply.
582511 No.14573568
North American Splatfest was announced, in case you missed it. Also, something something popcorn for European. Nobody cares, of course.
87140d No.14574799
Splatfest Alert!
The NA Splatfest has been announced: Baseball vs Soccer
The great American pass-time passed its prime vs A sport that would be rapidly forgotten in the USA if FIFA didn't come out for a year.
Do you prefer stickball, or just ball? Watching men run after a ball, or take turns running away from a ball? Truly these are the hard questions.
EU Splatfest was also announced: Popcorn? Salty vs Sweet
Do you like your popcorn saturated in butter and artificial butter-like substances, or do you like overpriced, caramel-coated, pre-popped corn in a collectible tin? If you're having trouble choosing, I'm sure the Boy Scouts can make the decision for you.
I demand a euroautist to start screencapping the EU shit for my collection.
494946 No.14574843
>>14574799
Considering this is north america baseball is going to win by a landslide. I'll be surprised if it's not 3-0 forehead goblin.
87140d No.14575715
>>14574843
I honestly don't think baseball is as popular in America as the old sayings imply, but the identical rerun of Christmas colors will probably ensure baseball wins popularity since everyone wants to be candy red.
Marina is just "green" and has been green-ish for almost half the fucking Splatfests in NA+EU. I'm sick of it. In Japan she gets to be pink, blue, purple, and the like, but in the rest of the world it's just greens, greenblues, teals, and yellow/orange.
Designated green octoling. Fucking why?
494946 No.14575797
>>14575715
So is green arrow going to murder that nigglet?
6e78e5 No.14575884
>>14525360
>rectangular toes
66995f No.14575968
>>14575715
>Sacramento 2018 (un-colorized)
405378 No.14576025
>>14574799
I like my popcorn a bit salty, with chocolate drizzled over it.
6e78e5 No.14579016
>>14576313
The fuck is this shit?
19c7a1 No.14579227
>>14579016
A pretty cute joke.
f5abd9 No.14579760
>>14579227
what is the joke supposed to be
19c7a1 No.14579971
>>14579760
You can't order any of that gear because they're amiibo and DLC gear.
bc5f9f No.14580656
This ones a classic I love from splatoon 1
caef0f No.14581038
>>14533143
Woomy is my daughter, and I will protect her as such.
69ea35 No.14581864
>>14581038
tell me something about your daughter.
What are her hobbys?
What is her dream?
What will she to do in the future?
Does she like middle age men?
6f7997 No.14583018
>>14581864
Is it bad that pic got me to laugh?
2598fd No.14589754
I really like the map changes to Starfish Rainmaker. Especially since it's clear they're paying attention to how people are actually playing the game, and stuck all those ant-suicide walls up.
Meaning if you get the rainmaker into their base, it's a hell of a lot harder for them to get it out, than it used to be.
338a4b No.14589895
852402 No.14590002
a27e78 No.14591595
a27e78 No.14591645
>>14528549
>Nintendo hasn't sent me any warning messages or temporary bans or anything.
I drew a swastika that said "Heil Squidler" and haven't gotten banned, so I'm sure you're fine.
f30f12 No.14591779
>>14574799
>SHIT SPORT vs. SHIT SPORT
>SHIT FOOD vs. SHIT FOOD
Wow, so much variety.
c69904 No.14592237
23f52f No.14592298
For rollers and brushes, what skills would you recommend? ink usage down and ink recovery up? Swim speed up?
18c34d No.14592401
>>14592298
Ninja squid is debatable. I'm in the for category. I also prefer ink recovery up over ink saver main, as I'm likely sharking in ink anyway. Swim speed up if you're using ninja squid.
c480a8 No.14592988
>>14592221
>pelican eel with glasses
>hatchetfish with flip phones
What are the glob things in 1 and 2? Some sort of sea lily?
9986ac No.14593401
>>14593246
What's the name of that song?
f30f12 No.14593473
>>14592221
>DLC takes place in an underground subway tunnel network
>all of the characters in it are based off creatures that live in the lowest depths of the oceans
Makes sense to me.
d93a31 No.14593501
>>14592988
First one looks like some variety of siphonophore, the other I don't know the specific name but I've seen pics of before.
>>14593401
Dark angel.
494946 No.14593918
>>14592221
Is that a chad metroid?
d93a31 No.14593924
49b28c No.14593933
>>14593918
its jacket from hotline miami
d93a31 No.14593955
>>14593933
>you like splatting people don't you?
13e842 No.14594077
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14593401
More specifically
As far as I'm concerned it's her only good song, downloaded the whole album and the rest was trash
a88c91 No.14594342
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14594077
>downloaded the whole album and the rest was trash
what a shame. the random shit i found on youtube is good
4df515 No.14599214
splat the octos, turf war now
fa913e No.14599300
>>14599214
What am I looking at, Con?
a6c409 No.14599341
>>14599300
look at the poster over the sponge
fa913e No.14599351
File: 93a9371ee332802⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 268.36 KB, 558x414, 31:23, 93a9371ee332802fa7c4bd32aa….png)
e3db8d No.14599654
>>14592221
>second image
>middle character
THINK OF THE PORN.
>>14599214
>squidstika
How long before the krakikes force that texture to be changed?
172f94 No.14599660
>>14599214
I'm not seeing it.
f85dff No.14600779
>>14592221
send The Hunter
b03d9f No.14602864
Clash Blaster Neo coming out tonight, squids. Curling bombs and Tenta Missle. Rev up those salt factories, because I sure am hungry for more blaster rape.
b03d9f No.14603073
Have a couple of videos, squids.
0e7c04 No.14603326
>>14508023
If you can't play Clam Blitz then go in defense. Don't try to 'carry' the team like you're fucking Rambo.
368cb2 No.14604142
>>14592401
Obligatory (you)
fa913e No.14604821
>>14604142
You're alright in my book, too, homie.
bc5f9f No.14605146
>>14602864
The only thing this blaster could be a threat in tower control with curling bombs and then follow ups after the tenta missle
Doenst help to have a few subs of sub defense up
03c6f1 No.14607212
Happy Splatfest.
Remember that team baseball is degenerate. Baseball is a retarded sport made by retarded Americans who don't know how sports work.
48eca7 No.14607245
how low rank/level can i be and still get in on some mumble? I was mid rank but starting other profile that isnt shared with family.
9bb904 No.14607759
>>14607212
I love you, too, faggot. :^)
>>14607245
We have people who are relatively low. I'm only in the A's, but I think I'm S material now. I hope We have a couple of people who have their ranks in the B's, too. And I think we have a couple of people who barely scratched the game at this point. Mostly, the common rabble are S+'s. Ultimately, if you're a newer player, and you join up, be ready to learn and expect to fall short of some of the players. As long as you're not obnoxious and you want to play the game, we'd be happy to have you.
64f29a No.14607789
>>14593246
I remember this shit getting posted in one of the earliest sound webm threads, absolutely fantastic.
>>14607212
124982 No.14609242
Sweetfags are, ironically, some of the saltiest motherfuckers ever seen in a Splatfest.
I've never seen so many 'suspicious' match-ending disconnects in the final 60 / 15 seconds, always when they're on-track for another bittersweet loss.
a6c409 No.14609331
>>14607245
You should join us, anon. We could always use more people for privates (we normaly post in the thread when we're close to having enough) and we would be happy to help you git gud.
914b4b No.14609630
What's the correct way to play this game? I got the god damned shotgun and I still can't hit shit. I don't want to into motion controls, I don't.
9bb904 No.14609651
>>14609630
git gud I used stick controls for my brief 50 hour Splatoon 1 career. Come Splatoon 2, I started with motion controls and never went back. As someone who prefers mid range shooters, I can tell you I have my off days. Sometimes, I can make every shot with a nozzlenose, and other days, I can't hit a damn thing with a splattershot jr. It just takes practice. Keep at it, and if you absolutely can't aim, go for tri slosher or octobrush or something. Brellas are nice, but their strength is in their shield, and not their splat potential.
914b4b No.14609670
>>14609651
Is… this copypasta? I've read this before somewhere. God damnitt what the fuck is this shit I'm going crazy down in this rabbit hole. I've read this before I swear. I read this before I even knew what Splatoon was.
326972 No.14609675
>>14609670
Just use the motion pussy
9bb904 No.14609684
>>14609670
Not copypasta. I usually sound like a broken record, though. Use the motion controls. Play through all of single player with them to get used to it. You're maximum potential is lower with stick aiming.
1bd569 No.14609997
GET ON MUMBLE, SQUIGGAS! WE ARE 5! Lets make 3vs3 private battles.
000000 No.14610073
How did you all fare? I'm team baseball.
I played 46 matches, one against my own team (I lost), and won 31 of them. This is a bit better than winning 2/3 of the time. I'm inclined to believe baseball probably won. Playing about forty matches is average for me, so I played a bit more than I usually would have this time. How many matches do you usually play in a Splatfest?
I'm planning to upload some footage I've taken from the last few Splatfests showing how I've progressed, since I've been playing with the brellas exclusively for around one hundred hours or so now and haven't bothered uploading any of it yet. I hope you find some of it interesting. I didn't actually have many interesting moments this Splatfest.
In comparison to last Splatfest, this Shifty Station was disappointing. It was still fun, but fell short of just how much fun the last one was. Here's hoping the next one has another cool exclusive mechanic like the containment. I'd love to see a normal stage with containment, but it's probably unlikely.
9bb904 No.14610106
>>14610073
Four of us on the same team managed 19/29 wins. We were all in the power level 2200-2300 range at the end. I've got a playlist of our matches.
9bb904 No.14610110
>>14610106
>>14610073
Team baseball, by the way.
a6c409 No.14610174
We only need one more for privates
GET IN THE MUMBLE
a3a3c6 No.14610199
>>14575797
No, the ape's gonna choke on a banana delivered via arrow first.
>>14593918
>Chad buffed up Metroid
>Rides on the subway AKA the TUBE
>This what the Space Pirate experiments were aiming for all along. They just want the Metroid's to live normal lives while also liking tubes?
>>14600779
Source?
4df515 No.14610200
>>14607245
You can start playing private battles and salmon run with us any time you want. League you have to have B- in at least one mode, which doesn't take that long to get.
87140d No.14610311
Splatfest results are in!
NA Sportsfest has concluded. Stickball beat out kickball. Pearl claims another win.
Additionally, Baseball was actually orange and not red. Maybe I am becoming retarded after all.
EU Splatfest is still going.
f6c214 No.14611365
>>14521026
This pic raises so many questions, what the fuck is going on?
46e567 No.14611538
What's the worst rape you've seen in a Splatfest? Yesterday got pummelled at roughly 73 to 23
eba387 No.14611542
>>14611365
Don't worry about it.
87140d No.14612024
>>14610311
EU Results are in!
popcorn.
eba387 No.14612029
>>14612024
IT SHOULD BE SWEET FUCK YOU
696a51 No.14612105
>>14612024
Memetic potential
41ad96 No.14612199
>>14610311
No surprise, picked divegrass cause i’ve had a couple bad experiences in baseball, and every team had at least two retards
a2398a No.14612206
>>14611542
Okay, what the fuck is going on in that video? The shakey cam shit makes it too hard to tell
f28433 No.14612232
>>14610311
>Soccer more popular than baseball in america
Euros and mexicos go home
f30f12 No.14612343
>>14612024
>>14610311
So does every popular team always lose?
At least best girl won both though.
>>14612232
Baseball is shit, SHIT!
All sports are boring and gay.
124982 No.14612785
>>14612024
>100% win record in Euro-exclusive Splatfests since launch
Can any force on post-humanity Earth stop the rampage of European Pearl?
eba387 No.14613176
>>14612206
What are you on about? It's just allan.
bc5f9f No.14613908
THIS IS SO PERFECT FOR ME ==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==
TY DEVS FOR THIS KIT
9bb904 No.14614761
>>14613908
>another blaster
pls no
626340 No.14615096
>>14613908
>More blasters
>No rollers added
9bb904 No.14615212
>mfw no wasabi splattershot with splat bombs and inkstrike
Why continue living?
4e2bdf No.14618804
I got an idea
Everyone put on the Double Egg Shades, Pullover coat and Punk blacks and see how much the Central Inktelligence Agency can spread
7d7dfb No.14619526
I would just like to say that this salmon run ranks among the worst. In fact, any salmon run containing the hydra or the dynamo is for the fucking birds as far as I'm concerned. Teammates just do not work when those weapons are in rotation.
Thank you for your time. Have a dated fanart.
7d6a0c No.14619539
>>14619526
I just don't get why they wouldn't make players use their own weapons.Sure, make it harder but let people play with shit they know.
fcafc0 No.14619563
>>14619526
>dated fanart
shit is timeless
9bb904 No.14619644
>>14619539
Truthfully, Salmon Run made it easier for me to try new weapons, since I was playing in a scenario that didn't screw a team over. Truth be told, there have been some bad weapon combinations in SR to the point that it's unplayable for that particular shift.
790a33 No.14621016
790a33 No.14621027