70f6fb No.14489902
Also known as "How a bunch of no name frog eating faggots managed to produce a game with more content than everything Telltale shitted out in the past 2 years in a single episode"
>The fuck is this horseshit
Another choose your own adventure horseshit with an episodic format, only difference being that past the horrendous to disappointing voice acting and the rather shit graphics, it actually has some weight to its decisions through the use of a skill system that makes it interesting and somewhat fun. Also it's another episodic meme, unfortunately.
>Why the fuck should I care
Because honestly I just got done with the first episode and shit is pretty fun, you can actually fail fucking conversations and get fucked over without having to suffer through a Game Over screen, just a change of a minor / medium branch in the whole thing.
>Where's the fucking torrent faggot
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/20573049/The_Council_Episode_1-CODEX
105474 No.14489957
So after Walking simulators, we finnaly arrive to Talking simulators.
I'm wondering if Breathing simulators are next or that's too mainstream.
c86e6d No.14489966
384cae No.14489968
>>14489957
Passive observer simulators already exist in form of let's plays, so I don't know if there's any lower video games could go.
c86e6d No.14489973
At any rate, what is the actual story anyway. I saw a bunch of Victorian Era ugly people.
99c9af No.14489974
>it actually has some weight to its decisions
Do tell me how you know this isn't just an illusion of choice, like all their other names, knowing that
>it's another episodic meme
Product isn't finished, so i'm betting it's just the same shit with a different coat of paint.
bbbddb No.14489977
>>14489902
>and get fucked over without having to suffer through a Game Over screen
I honestly don't care for these type of games, but that sounds alright. I never understood games that gave you the illusion of choice only to serve you a game over screen right after you choose "wrong".
>>14489919
Stream that movie, if you're so great.
105474 No.14489978
>>14489968
Maybe games that play themselves?
Microsoft already turns on computers by themselves in the middle of the night without user input.
Next step is the computer simply booting up, launching a game that self-completes while you're kicked out of the house back to the cuckshed.
Pretty sure something like this would sell like hotcakes.
I got a backlog the size of OP's mother, so I can't really play it, but I'd watch a couple webm's.
bbbddb No.14489981
>>14489978
>Maybe games that play themselves?
You mean movies?
a3f0d0 No.14489992
>>14489973
Victorian Era, you said?
70f6fb No.14489994
>>14489974
It's a fair assumption to make and I'm not getting my hopes up too much as far as multiple endings are concerned, especially when it involves the French. I've worked with fuckers from Ubisoft in the past and the frogs were the worst of the bunch, Canadian ones especially. That said however, I do have some trust in them to at least offer very different paths to take. To avoid as many spoilers as possible and whatnot, I believe that in Act 2 or 3 you need to find a way to read some invisible ink and you only get two shots at not fucking it up. Mess up once and the majority of the text is fucked, mess up twice and you're basically locked out of one of the paths of the game that give major insight in regards to two of the games characters as well as a puzzle. Plus after every act, it tells you the major diverging paths you could of taken instead of the one you did follow.
>>14489977
So far it's avoiding that issue, thankfully. Fuck knows if it will keep going that way.
105474 No.14489997
>>14489981
Aaaaaaand it comes full circle.
First we had VN's (books) and then someone said "What if we make pictures and text that move" and created movies.
The ancient Romans were right, the history of civilization is cyclical.
70f6fb No.14490000
>>14489973
Missed this post somehow, so I'm a retard. TL;DR is that you're some faggot Frenchman whose out looking for his Mother whose gone missing in a mansion and its main lure - if you can call it that - is of solving a locked room-esque mystery in a mansion alongside other historical figures like Napoleon Bonaparte and George Washington. Plus the whole Illuminati but not quite thing.
41621d No.14490009
>>14490000
Nice quads, lad.
7b4b0c No.14490123
>>14489989
Where do people get their torrents nowadays?
ff40c3 No.14490229
Good luck to the devs i guess but…
>weight to its decisions
god i hate this meme of 'deep and meaningful choices that affect the story'. In 20 years of games, i have never made a deep and meaningful choice
a832cd No.14490414
>>14489994
So, this game's selling point is what other games do without fanfare?
0505ee No.14490516
>>14489997
> the history of civilization is cyclical.
>>14489902
I've heard that the PC version has a lot of framerate issues.
32bdde No.14490557
What would the /v/ council look like?
c6dc4d No.14490572
>decide to try it because I'm bored
>you work for something called the (((Golden))) Order
>your mother looks like she could suck the shine out of a shekel
Also saw second pic in the intro screen.
3abd92 No.14490677
>>14490414
>DS
>Locked room mystery
It has more gameplay than this but the story always boils down to YHVW being a tremendous faggot like in every other SMT game and its more closely affiliated spinoffs.
>>14490572
I told you about those fucking frenchies man. And your madre aint even the most kikeish looking person in the game hilariously enough. Wait till ya see some of the other fucking charades of historical figures
3abd92 No.14490682
>>14490516
I didnt encounter any honestly. My major complaint boils down to thr camera being too fucking stiff when ya try to rotate it around.
6e6752 No.14493070
>>14490557
A bunch of fat redditors, at least 30% of which have jewish ancestry.
c51dab No.14493091
>>14489902
>>14489957
If I wanted to play a game where you communicate with other people I'd just browse /v/, what's the point of a thread simulator?
498209 No.14493240
Emily is a sweaty whore with brown teeth.
My kind of woman, imagine the smell she leaves in your bed.
498209 No.14493246
The only point of this game is for Charls to stream it.
009574 No.14493466
>>14489919
My first thought as well.
6d8026 No.14494294
>>14489902
> it actually has some weight to its decisions through the use of a skill system that makes it interesting and somewhat fun.
Long Live the Queen did it first though, how is this game supposed to be an improvement?
c897ee No.14494820
>>14490572
>co-funded by EU
So that's where my taxes are going. Shit like Kingdom Come doesn't get a single euro from Brussel kikes, but some frog's walking simulator gets millions.
2cccfe No.14494873
Looks interesting. I've always like this period and occultism mixed in with sex. Will pirate when I get home.
1e84a6 No.14494881
>>14489992
why do you think they all wore wigs idiot as a fashion statement? pfffff
c616d2 No.14495461
>>14489992
>get a lobotomy
>huuuur she have the side cut of SJW cunts
You are a special kind of faggot
67397e No.14495480
>>14489919
>>14493466
>nobody posted it yet
985dfd No.14495494
>>14489978
>Maybe games that play themselves?
Have you forgotten those armpits already?
fef69c No.14499154
>>14494294
Not being bullshit past the mid-game section for once.
0505ee No.14499236
>>14494820
>>14490572
>CNC
It's even worse if it's a french game. The only way to get the funding from the CNC is to make sure that the female characters aren't protrayed negatively.
498209 No.14503236
>>14495461
Well I guess in the victorian era you couldnt actually get the mental illness haircut unless you had mental illness.
233514 No.14505383
>>14495461
>victorian era
>lobotomies
6f4d11 No.14505425
>>14489902
I'll just go and replay Age of Decadence. France should be nuked with everyone in it.
1c2ae9 No.14505490
>>14490123
People don't get torrents nowadays, anon. Only subhuman scum. Just purchase your very own copy of whatever game you desire from your digital marketplace of choice :^)
Please note any purchases from digital marketplaces in no way transfer ownership of anything. You will not have your very own copy of anything. Give us your money..
2e1486 No.14505583
>>14490123
Nowhere, because modern games are too shit to pirate and thepiratebay still has all their 10 year old torrents.
f17d5a No.14505801
>>14503236
It's not even Victorian era yet, it's during the time of the French Revolution. Washington's still alive and Napoleon is still a regular officer.
6f4d11 No.14505831
>>14505801
Putting famous historical personalities in a story for no reason just reeks of tumblr.
bf1f9d No.14505870
>>14505383
>Victorian era 1800
>first experiment of lobotomy 1850
>first successful lobotomy 1890
You should pick up a history book sometimes nigger
233514 No.14505895
>>14505870
>>first successful lobotomy 1890
almost a century AFTER this "game" takes place
Neck yourself for defending this piece of shit retard
622366 No.14510200
>>14489978
Journalists have asked for a difficulty setting like that.
2e1486 No.14511219
>>14493091
Maybe the thread simulator could have higher quality posts.
Imagine if instead of shitflinging with redditors as is the daily grind in this place you could pretend you were having a fun conversation about kneepit fetishism in a thread about electronic arts' president becoming a hobo.
be8788 No.14511246
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>>14489992
Why does she have the star of david?
fdfe45 No.14511261
b934ec No.14514867