b1b3e3 No.14487092
For those of you who don't know, Scenes from a Hat is a game where we take suggestions from the audience for our players to act out and draw them at random from the hat.
Starting us off is "Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife."
166e3c No.14487150
"Things OP enjoys putting in his mouth."
63fe6e No.14487154
Not videogames.
This is about "board culture" and inside jokes, and not VIDEOGAMES
Reported.
693220 No.14487174
>>14487092
Brings in the money.
>>14487154
>>14487150
Here comes the fun police.
1599c2 No.14487198
>>14487092
I can't call the wife a greedy money grubbing cunt can I?
a49535 No.14487205
"Thank god she's not canadian!"
76f4d3 No.14487207
>>14487092
They charge me a lot, but it's worth it when they put out
058799 No.14487219
46c74d No.14487221
>>14487092
>I bought lots of shares in it!
000000 No.14487249
Ubishit's pet nigger (aisha tyler) actually hosts the current seasons of Whose line is it anyways.
I'm not even joking.
46c74d No.14487263
>>14487249
They somehow DOWNGRADED from having a fat Jew host the show. That's pretty impressive
25a30f No.14487273
They actually put something out more then once a decade.
a6a52e No.14487278
>>14487092
They know how to make money.
>>14487249
And Ryan Styles makes anti-Trump jokes now, and not even funny ones
>>14487263
At least you could make fun of Drew Carey. They don't dare crack any black, women or hell, any potentially offensive jokes about her.
17553f No.14487282
>>14487092
give them enough money and they'll always bend over and take it.
46c74d No.14487286
>>14487278
>They don't dare crack any black, women or hell, any potentially offensive jokes about her.
I recall the original Whose Line lineup had a nog (I think his name was Wade?) And he was fucking hilarious. I haven't seen the new show but it looks like the new host is just a cringey uncharismatic nigger who nobody wants to offend and was probably put up to it on diversity hire.
1367a7 No.14487299
>>14487263
Drew Carey is jewish?
693220 No.14487303
>>14487092
"Wow, it's a real sausage fest in there isn't it?"
a49535 No.14487312
>>14487278
>>14487286
>At least you could make fun of Drew Carey
Aisha Tyler was a terrible fucking addition to the show. She doesn't even have the decency of being funny like Wayne was.
Also that whole thing of bringing in athletes and shit into the show is so shoehorned. They're there only to go "wow heehee" and nothing else.
46c74d No.14487320
>>14487299
Just looked it up and apparently not. He always came across as a Jew to me with his nasally voice but I guess I was wrong
>>14487312
>Also that whole thing of bringing in athletes and shit into the show is so shoehorned. They're there only to go "wow heehee" and nothing else.
It doesn't help that stand up comedy is literally dead in the current year as comedians just became soulless mothpeaces for their personal politics. Old Whose Line had some legit comedian guest stars like Robin Williams, but that was a different time I guess.
a6a52e No.14487323
>>14487286
Yeah, Wayne Brady. He was fine. They'd always get him to sing, I remember. Dude could also actually take a joke, remember he did stereotypical african accents on a few occasions.
Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that), Luke Mochrie, went tranny, and now Colin has to go around talking about how much he loves "her".
>>14487312
Bloody hell. I remember when they had actual comedians as guests when one of the regulars couldn't be there. Robin Williams was in a few episodes.
a2d686 No.14487326
>>14487092
>Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife.
Knows the difference between a full join and a self join
25a30f No.14487328
>>14487323
>Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that), Luke Mochrie, went tranny, and now Colin has to go around talking about how much he loves "her".
Jesus,how depressing that must be for him,and he probably can't tell his son what he actually thinks about him or he'd be labeled a bigot.
46c74d No.14487332
>>14487323
>Colin Mochrie got the worst of it, I think, since his son (a former Channel Awesome contributor at that)
Damn that's depressing as fuck. Colins brand of comedy was a little too direct for my taste but he sure as fuck deserves better than that. His performance on the show was incredible. Especially with Ryan
a6a52e No.14487336
File: 948cd50a86e78ce⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 9.59 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Colin Mochrie And Transgen….mp4)
25a30f No.14487339
>>14487336
I will not enjoy,i will hate.
46c74d No.14487341
>>14487336
>Open webm
>See demon spawn from hell sitting next to Colin
>immediately close webm
17553f No.14487348
>>14487336
>nice little thing about acceptance
>his kid looks like a two bit crackwhore
kill_all_the_gays_and_the_faggots.mp4
bd6fa0 No.14487354
>>14487336
At what point do you lack so much self awareness that you look in the mirror and think you look like anything but a blow up doll with 5'o'clock shadow dressed like that
25a30f No.14487358
>>14487354
You just can't appreciate true beauty,anon
24c515 No.14487372
>>14487092
Can you make the game more fun and have less repetition?
>>14487336
The only Mochrie I can see is of life itself.
b7343e No.14487401
>>14487336
Pretty good if you pretend he still has his inner comedian and it's just satire.
e5d0c5 No.14487483
>>14487336
And you made this thread depressing, congratulations.
693220 No.14487561
>>14487483
Unfortunately it seems that OP fucked off so it's dead anyway.
d6c8f4 No.14487615
>>14487561
>Unfortunately it seems that OP fucked off so it's dead anyway.
Fuck it, I'll take over then.
>"Unexpected things to see at this year's E3."
a6a52e No.14487619
98e02a No.14487622
>>14487336
>be the son of an improv god
>flush genetics away by mutilating your penis
def966 No.14487629
e6119b No.14487630
>>14487401
It's an MDE sketch from a parallel universe.
>>14487615
An older series getting a sequel that isn't a soulless cash-grab.
e5d0c5 No.14487634
>>14487615
Anyone who went to see games and not movies
180045 No.14487637
>>14487615
The collective announcement from AAA devs: "We're not scumbags, we're just stupid"
98e02a No.14487638
>>14487615
>Unexpected things to see at this year's E3.
Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to present Half-life 3, coming exclusively to VR
25a30f No.14487640
>>14487615
A decent PC exclusive.
d14e6e No.14487643
>>14487615
Westwood Studios making a comeback.
d14e6e No.14487651
>>14487615
An end to DLC in favor of a return to patch content and classic expansions.
f25252 No.14487662
>>14487615
Talent
Original ideas
Politics-free climate
d6c8f4 No.14487663
Not bad, not bad.
>"Hit verses from the Broadway musical about Ubisoft."
25a30f No.14487668
>>14487663
"This game was so damn bad it made me want to scour an actual fucking telephone tower"
a6a52e No.14487669
>>14487663
Aishhaaaa~
I wanna eatchaaa~
758741 No.14487672
>>14487663
I will climb 500 watchtowers
180045 No.14487699
>>14487663
"When you think your open world ideas are lame, look to Montreal as they are a Far Cry from making a good game"
e5d0c5 No.14487715
>>14487663
>ITS TIME TO SHAKE YOUR MEMES FOR #METOOGIRLWOOD
35ee31 No.14487717
>>14487663
ASSASSINS CREED RAP NIGGA
MMMM
WE WUZ KINGS
7bae51 No.14487729
>>14487336
Collin is really dead inside
d6c8f4 No.14487743
>"If Movieblob attained political office:
>>14487699
Gave me a good chuckle dubsman
e5d0c5 No.14487750
>>14487743
He would be a mix between Trudeau and Chris Christie. Lets not look into the abyss now
84fab8 No.14487751
>>14487672
I can hear it in my head
180045 No.14487763
>>14487743
"Today in the news, Congressman Bob Chipman was convicted of conspiracy to commit 'genocide on the brainlets', but let off on a plea of insanity"
89cc6c No.14487785
>>14487743
>Congressman Bob Chipman tries to pass bill demanding Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian to notice him at least once every week and fails for the 3rd time in a year.
1cee57 No.14487786
>>14487615
Ren fulfilling his promise
04d04b No.14488107
d6c8f4 No.14488130
>"Indie game concepts doomed to fail."
e6119b No.14488136
>>14488130
Vanilla porn game.
a6a52e No.14488146
>>14488130
Good fun 3D platformer, made on a reasonable budget, ahead of schedule, well optimized and with a consistent, appealing art style.
180045 No.14488147
>>14488130
GTA with gun control laws.
a2d686 No.14488149
>>14488130
Walking simulator
82ee10 No.14488151
>>14488130
None, because they'll never get developed.
89cc6c No.14488154
>>14488130
Any game where you didn't suck off the rest of the indie clique
d6c8f4 No.14488165
>>14488147
>GTA with gun control laws.
Don't forget obeying traffic laws.
693220 No.14488174
180045 No.14488190
>>14488165
Didn't Mafia do something like that? If you sped or ran red lights or something like that, the police would start following you and try to ticket you.
bd6fa0 No.14488197
>>14488130
>It's gonna be an old school throwback to early 2ks arena shooters
d6c8f4 No.14488200
>>14488190
I think the Driver series did that too, aside from the dream jumper spinoff.
d6c8f4 No.14488287
>"World's worst new vidya weapon idea"
>>14488200
a6a52e No.14488319
>>14488287
A gun that's loaded with a blade and you shoot the blade out of the gun at people.
89cc6c No.14488326
>>14488287
A weapon that turns reverses the enemy's gender, but not sex, so it has a 1 in 5 chance of killing itself.
693220 No.14488347
>>14488287
The Deprivilegizer: Fires a rainbow beam that instantly slays enemies that are straight, male, or white. Runs on love of diversity.
180045 No.14488371
>>14488287
"The lootboxer" A melee weapon that when it kills enemies, it randomizes all loot while money is transferred directly from your bank account to the devs' wallets.
bd6fa0 No.14488376
>>14488371
> to the devs' wallets.
>devs getting money from lootboxes
now that's a funny joke
f4c3b4 No.14488389
>>14488385
And that's why you don't cut your own webm's…
8566f8 No.14488399
>>14487336
This kind of garbage turns you from a lolbertarian into a nazi so fast.
16b55f No.14488405
>>14487336
>>14487341
>open webm
>it's a man wearing bright lipstick, tights and heels
>grit my teeth and suck air through them and pause the webm
.>>14487401
remember when Eddie Izzard was a comedian who dressed up like a woman just because it was funny?
16b55f No.14488409
>>14488405
>>14487401
not sure how that period got there
8fdee1 No.14488632
>>14488287
The prick. It's a small needle filled with HIV. It's ineffective at saving you, but you can die peacefully knowing that your enemy will slowly suffer as his white blood cells and immune system are completely destroyed, and they will meet a slow agonizing end.
d6b789 No.14488773
>>14488287
A keyblade that doesn't ulock chastity belts.
2df85f No.14488776
>>14487150
shemale dicks
shit
4d73ca No.14488800
>>14488287
A gun shaped like a bullet that shoots bullets shaped like guns.
cd3c81 No.14488854
RABBIDS CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
9e1434 No.14488861
>>14487323
My god what a disaster
2070cc No.14489199
cea434 No.14489322
>>14488861
Wasn't he on TGWTG?
3057c0 No.14489381
>>14488287
"The Pence Offense"
-Stuns enemies on hit
-90% chance to cure gayness
-10% chance to cause permanent brain damage
-Strong against Homosexuals
b1b3e3 No.14489440
>>14489381
100 points for sending my sides to space.
>"First drafts of lines said by the final boss:"
625fa4 No.14489540
>>14488397
>still that version that cuts off at the end
why is this still allowed?
8e7416 No.14489549
>>14489540
Because there is no other version?
625fa4 No.14489594
>>14489549
that's bullshit, I have the full version
8e7416 No.14489616
>>14489594
Well post it then.
d14e6e No.14489643
>>14489440
RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
d14e6e No.14489654
>>14489440
"That's a huge sword you've got there."
89cc6c No.14489656
>>14489440
"Don't use the consumables on me, the next boss is a motherfucker"
5206c3 No.14489664
>>14488399
Lolbertarianism is the ideology for the anon, the normalfag and degenerate who falls for such shit as in the webm doesn't deserve freedom.
d14e6e No.14489665
>>14489440
"LET US END THIS NOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL!" (and then the boss's defeat is followed by a boss rush of earlier bosses followed by final boss going through 2-3 forms)
Done right this is not only going to frustrate people with the final battle that isn't, but it is also great bait to get someone to blow all the resources they were saving for the final boss before the final battle.
8e7416 No.14489684
>>14489440
>THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FO- wait nevermind, management just called to say the execs moved our deadline forward
>WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, HAVE SOME QTEs!
b1b3e3 No.14489701
>"Things you don't want to hear at the end of a raid."
5206c3 No.14489707
>>14489701
>Let's play again tommorow
24c515 No.14489719
>>14489701
Sorry for being AFK, what did I miss?
e726ce No.14489720
>>14489701
Wanna go again?
ff7255 No.14489729
>>14489701
"thanks for letting my little brother play with you guys, hope he wasn't a problem."
8e7416 No.14489735
>>14489701
'Least I have chicken
3c4655 No.14489737
>>14489701
>Is it time for my cummies now, daddy?
89cc6c No.14489740
>>14489701
>the_furry_vengeance: haha you guys are fun
>the_furry_vengeance: mind if i add you to friends
58b8c4 No.14489746
>>14489701
>is it over yet?i need to dilate
5512d0 No.14489756
>>14489701
That's [class] gear, I need it for my alt.
06083c No.14489772
>>14489701
>server will shutdown in five minutes
03a2b2 No.14489801
>>14489701
I've never played WoW before, what is this?
3057c0 No.14490062
>>14489701
"I know that we've been at this for 3 hours now, but I will not kick my wife from the static, please stop asking"
11b437 No.14490176
>>14489701
>Can we do it again? I missed my chance to loot.
635d61 No.14490213
>>14487092
>Things you can say about your developer, but not your wife
they suck
1292cf No.14490271
>Things you can say when you are caught cutting base content to sell it as DLC
231ae4 No.14490317
>>14490271
>"the content wasn't actually finished, we swear"
e5d0c5 No.14490322
>>14490271
Have a free skin for your character, see we can't be cutting content if we give you things for free!
180045 No.14490335
>>14490271
If you buy the $80 season pass, all dlc is free. We won't tell you how much dlc will be released, though.
3057c0 No.14490428
>>14490271
"Well if you had just gotten our next stretch goal, this wouldn't have been a problem!"
89cc6c No.14490460
>>14490271
"You just hate gays"
d4b50c No.14490469
>>14490271
>We like to think of content as foreskins
b72f22 No.14490472
>>14490271
>Our content is a gender fluid free spirit and xe can decide whether or not xe is base content or DLC
836f4c No.14490489
>Things you can say to an EA representative while trying to avoid a hostile takeover
5512d0 No.14490505
>>14490489
No one even remotely likes our IPs.
e5d0c5 No.14490535
>>14490489
Gay-ems? We only make PEZ dispensers here.
2cf907 No.14490571
58b8c4 No.14490604
>>14490489
'and over here is mr Gambino,our local Union representative'
b1b3e3 No.14490614
>>14490489
"This loot crate system you propose is insensitive to people with a gambling addiction, and I am offended on their behalf. Stop oppressing me!"
80b624 No.14490624
>>14490489
I'm a communist, therefore i hate money, therefore i am not interested in your money
836f4c No.14490658
>>14490604
I kek'd.
>Reasonable means to speed up an escort mission
b1b3e3 No.14490673
>>14490658
"Last one to Stavros has to buy the beer."
a6a52e No.14490680
>>14490658
"If you move your ass, we'll do overtime."
c65c63 No.14490812
>>14490658
Install the pirated version that already has the "speed up escort" DLC.
d14e6e No.14490878
>>14490271
"We have a financial and fiduciary obligation to our stockholders."
43ca2c No.14490879
I'd like scenes from this hat
d14e6e No.14490886
>>14490489
You can buy our company, but the product rights actually belong to the individual developers and none of us are under contract. PLEASE BUY.
d14e6e No.14490912
>>14490489
Great timing! We just upgraded everyone's severance and pension packages.
d14e6e No.14490924
>>14490489
We have first option exclusive publishing contracts with the following [non-EA] companies for all our products and services released in the next 10 years and all our employees are working under contract in exchange for gross income dividends.
d14e6e No.14490930
>>14490658
>Is friendly fire on?
I loved doing this back in original Counter-Strike.
d14e6e No.14490958
e6119b No.14491084
>>14490879
>white loli korra
9ef0b3 No.14491303
>>14487320
Drew Carry was a pretty solid host tbh.
>>14487323
>(a former Channel Awesome contributor at that)
It's amazing how these things all come together. I haven't felt such a twang of depression and guilt for a show and its crew going downhill since the Simpsons.
d14e6e No.14491310
>>14491155
Yep. 8chan is getting hit pretty hard by fucking 4kids lately. /tech/ is already kill. /b/ has gone to shit 100%. /pol/ imploded when hotwheels lost control of the site. /v/ is getting invaded too. There are a number of smaller boards that are still doing fine though.
46c74d No.14491343
>>14491310
>/tech/ is already kill
Words cannot describe my hatred for current year /tech/. There's shitposters, and every board has shitposters. But /tech/ is literally overrun with legitimate retards. People like MikeeUSA and Terry Davis being former-posters probably attracted other legitimately retarded posters. Now discussion of actual technology is completely taboo to them
2d29dd No.14491355
>>14491155
>>14491310
>acting like no-one has called Erin white Korra before
You what? Although I agree /tech/ is fucking awful. It could be worse: it could be as bad as /tv/.
9ef0b3 No.14491369
eab4e5 No.14491376
92db69 No.14491397
>>14491343
/tech/ was always shit. The only difference is that back then you had the very occasional good thread with a handful of informative posters, but it was always filled with retards.
87a4b3 No.14491584
>>14491397
I think they just ran out of ways to shout at how much better FOSS is than anything else.
c53ec0 No.14491593
>>14491343
>Now discussion of actual technology is completely taboo to them
Like what?
80b624 No.14491633
>>14491310
you forgot to mention /tv/ that's basically /bv/ at this point
d14e6e No.14491662
>>14491397
So here we have the kind of poster who approves of the cancer that is killing /tech/ because in his revisionist history /tech/ was always cancer. Truth is, /tech/ used to be decent at first. The whole point of /tech/ was to leave the /g/ cancer behind at >>>/g/. Slowly idiots came but it stayed decent with the occasional quality thread. Now it's cancer central because the cancer came after /tech/ and refused to understand that 8chan's board culture is not the same as 4chan's retard shitposting central ways.
>>14491593
You know how every so often on /v/ when you start a perfectly decent thread idiots come in and sage loudly for no real reason? /tech/ has attained peak hipster like that where they're overrun with idiots too cool to discuss /tech/ because as know-it-all retards they are more interested in signalling how beneath them serious threads are than they are interested in actual fucking intelligent discourse. The trouble with /tech/ boards is that on imageboards they easily attract the idiots who believe they are intelligent and need to prove it because their idea of being smart is acting dismissive, bored, contemptuous, and disaffected all the time. They think IQ is having a fucking attitude problem. They infest threads and destroy a lot of discussions and they frequently endorse completely stupid ways of handling shit because they're too cool to care or even know what they're on about.
>>14491633
I never kept up with /tv/ (or /a/), but I'll take your word on it.
92db69 No.14491724
>>14491662
>Truth is, /tech/ used to be decent at first.
It was always filled with retards, the majority of /v/ is retarded at tech and that's the population we had in the exodus, then 4/pol/ came to put the last nail in the coffin.
It was always shit, but now it's even shittier than before.