ecd207 No.14486257
You don't think he scammed us, do you?
2d8e6a No.14486265
>us
I didn't throw him any money.
9e99bb No.14486268
I never gave that kike a cent.
2627d1 No.14486272
c25219 No.14486279
Also literally anyone who is worth a shit knows Mr. Shitface has always been a charlatan and stole all his work.
567859 No.14486290
>>14486279
Isn't psychonuts the one thing he actually made though.
cacf8d No.14486293
222ff8 No.14486294
Post yfw you never gave Mr.shitface any money
c25219 No.14486300
>>14486290
No, he actually has a lot of his former acclaim through stealing credit from lucas arts co-workers. Something people aren't aware of since it predates the 2000's/2007
6d052e No.14486330
Remember when Notch said he'd fund it then backed down within a week?
8ad19a No.14486363
>>14486330
Notch offered to chip in a million or so. Schaffer said he would need something like 17 million.
df0363 No.14486403
>>14486257
It was all just a scam to bank on nostalgia.
4462ab No.14486425
>>14486294
>>14486370
rachne best girl of all time
S2 never ever
151276 No.14486429
>>14486425
>S2 never ever
That hurts.
6d052e No.14486430
>>14486403
I've never seen anyone legitimately nostalgic for this game, just hipsters who pretend to like it 10 years after it came out because it appeared on a bunch of "top 10 most underrated games" lists.
328f2f No.14486439
I'm never gonna get the sequel that Psychonauts deserved, am I?
4462ab No.14486452
>>14486429
>we will never see the sheepgirl shaving scene animated
It hurts especially bad because S2 was referenced in the damn show itself. How anyone believes God is still alive, I am not sure.
9e99bb No.14486453
>>14486370
Post spider lewds or go away
0141ec No.14486458
>>14486363
>17 million
Assuming you're paying full-rate wages, you need no more than 600k. 300k to pay one other guy 100k a year and the other 300k for yourself, over 3 years. 17 million is beyond kikery.
6d052e No.14486466
>>14486458
How else is he supposed to afford Elijah Wood?
c25219 No.14486472
>>14486466
Elijah would have to be negotiated into more reasonable pay rates?
b99504 No.14486473
>>14486257
Even if by some miracle it comes out it will be a half-baked piece of shit because most of the budget went into feeding Schafer. Also, it will shill leftist propaganda at every possible opportunity.
4462ab No.14486476
>>14486453
Couple of the classic non-h ones
ecd207 No.14486484
>>14486439
No. Some parts of the past are being stomped out. All we can get are vidya that dare to carry the torch.
4462ab No.14486489
>>14486257
To answer OP, I think this game is just a
H I D D E N G E M
That is hid so well nobody can find it or play it! :/\)
b99504 No.14486498
>>14486484
Does she have diabetes or something? What the fuck is wrong with her legs?
3b2060 No.14486500
>>14486257
>us
i believe you took a wrong turn at >>>/reddit/ and ended up here by accident,the ones you 're looking for are down the hall to the left >>>/4chan/
151276 No.14486501
>>14486453
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board, >>>/monster/ is two blocks down.
>>14486466
>afford Elijah Wood
What? Are you serious?
6d052e No.14486503
>>14486473
>first level is in the mind of one your faggot friends
>boss is a Pence lookalike going full AJ Styles on his inner demons
151276 No.14486508
>>14486501
fug didn't mean to spoiler
6d052e No.14486516
>>14486501
You didn't know Frodo was in Broken Age? He also showed up last E3 but for what I can't honestly remember.
9e99bb No.14486527
>>14486501
who cares,keep em coming
151276 No.14486536
>>14486516
I completely forgot about that game, except for the fact that it was broken heh, and I never heard about Frodo being on any game.
Then again, when it came out, I laughed at the poor reviews it got and forgot about it 2 hours later.
19d07b No.14486538
>>14486501
what the fuck is she grinding on?
328f2f No.14486541
>>14486473
That's certainly what I'm afraid of. There'll certainly be some contrived attempt at forcing complex political narratives down to naive, one-sided bollocks. I can already see the Republican mind level that's just full caricature, zero substance and something about how any political ideology that isn't progressive is just some kind of psychopathy.
>>14486466
Jesus fucking Christ, why?!?!
151276 No.14486553
>>14486538
I think it's just a pole. a strip pole, perhaps?
b99504 No.14486557
>>14486541
People want more cartoony adventures about children in ESP camp, what they'll get is a preachy turd of a plot that will be as subtle as a sledgehammer.
>Jesus fucking Christ, why?!?!
Because Schafer is beyond horrible as a manger. I'd sooner give a Jew the shekels.
ecb32e No.14486569
>>14486501
Is it lewder if I imagine all the black on her legs & abdomen is latex or leather like her top, and her spiderbits are pink when nude?
394ba1 No.14486583
Likely shit sequel to a shit game by a shit director. I'll pass.
3b2060 No.14486603
>>14486370
>>14486429
>>14486501
>>14486536
>>14486553
hey faggot,i suggest you read the rules especially regarding avatarfags before you continue posting
151276 No.14486609
>>14486569
It's even lewder when you realize her abdomen and legs are technically naked.
>>14486557
I just remembered, didn't Schafer also get more money than he asked for Broken Age, only to deliver a turd?
6d052e No.14486620
>>14486609
He got like 8 times the original goal.
2c9cad No.14486647
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It looks alright but I'm sure Mr. Shitface will mismanage the project
151276 No.14486651
>>14486620
We can safely say Psychonauts 2 is fucked before it even started.
When you think about it, all vidya Kikestarter projects that get too much money all end up having a terrible fate. I wonder why they just don't make what they promised first, and then build over it with the remaining money. I'm not a game designer, so I might say bulllshit, but there must be a logical approach to spend project money wisely.
b99504 No.14486661
>>14486609
>I just remembered, didn't Schafer also get more money than he asked for Broken Age, only to deliver a turd?
He got 3.3 million dollars while asking for $400,000. During development he started a kickstarter for another game hoping to sell that one to make more money for Broken Age and ended up breaking the game into two pieces to further Jew his audience.
>>14486651
Because most creative people are completely incapable of managing any kind of project. Kotick was right when mocked Schafer.
a8a75a No.14486676
I thought it came out already, then I remembered it was some dumbfuck PSVR thing that released.
6d052e No.14486683
>>14486651
>but there must be a logical approach to spend project money wisely.
I would imagine "throw a party with Phil Fish as the DJ" to be very low on this list so maybe Tim was just reading it backwards.
a8a75a No.14486693
>>14486651
It would help if half on them weren't set up in some overpriced cocksucking major city.
8dc038 No.14486698
>>14486498
They're supposed to be pants. But I also can't help but see horribly disfigured legs most of the time.
7559ea No.14486700
>>14486498
Ever hear of "pants," anon?
536b41 No.14486707
>>14486430
I'm not nostalgic for it because it's not that old. It is a good game though.
a8a75a No.14486712
>>14486700
Nice design if it's practically the same as their flesh tone. Those are cankles as far as I'm concerned.
151276 No.14486738
>>14486683
I guess they never hire the one boring guy who could actually save the project because he still has his feet on the ground and can manage the expenses.
db407f No.14486770
>>14486651
Even assuming the people making the game and receiving the money have the best of intentions, Kickstarter is actually horrible for the archetypal "industry veterans band together to make the game you always wanted without the MAN holding us down" funding campaign. The reason being is that industry veterans are almost all egotistical assholes that have their own specific ideas about how a game should be made. The result is almost always feature (or scope) creep, which means that new shit is added to the game during development beyond what was planned.
>developer A creates promised feature X
>developer B says 'wouldn't it be cool if we could also add feature Y that compliments feature X just like in game Z'
>everyone is too much of an egotist or a pushover to say that's a bad idea
>the person who came up with the idea is now too egotistical to remember the most important rule of creative thinking, 'murder your darlings'
These projects don't usually exist because one man has a vision that everyone also sees, which is how a truly good and cohesive project gets made. They exist because dumbasses just assume that throwing a bunch of talented people in a room will result in a good game after about 3 years. If I were to fund any game on Kickstarter, it would much sooner be an upstart with a bunch of no name college grads on his team with a cool idea than the typical has-been shtick.
c25219 No.14486777
>>14486770
Well there's also the fact that most of them are fucking liars and didn't do the heavy lifting in the company
Fuck you playtonic
ecd207 No.14486780
>>14486770
>>14486651
Don't you boys forget, we're not simply talking Kickstarter in Psychonauts 2's case.
We're talking Fig.
db407f No.14486792
>>14486777
Of course, but I mean even assuming that wasn't a problem and that all the developers and creative guys on Kickstarter had pure intentions, it's still shit. Nice trips by the way.
151276 No.14486845
>>14486780
Oh yes, there was this shit with Fig too.
Anyways, we didn't spend money for this shit, and we're glad we didn't.
50b8b2 No.14486872
>>14486770
There's also the fact that in general, crowdfunding is terrible for developing a product, usually the kickstarters that are successful are board games and concert shows. In general anything where the product is at the final state but needs funding to get mass produced or onto market isn't going to bite you in the ass. typically
0a3cef No.14486916
>>14486294
I would but i just remembered i bought brutal legend 4 years ago when it was on sale for a couple of bucks.
2c8671 No.14486924
>>14486257
>us
>he paid Mr Shitface money
f12633 No.14486962
>>14486536
You also probably forgot about Massive Chalice. Not made directly by schafer but from the same company. Was a huge turd as you'd expect.
Kind of want to get out of this farm arc in Monster Musume now. Want to go back to the established group. Work hard Rachnera to save him from that place!
b99504 No.14486981
>>14486962
And Spacebase DF-9, that was released as an unfinished, buggy mess, only for Double Fine to slap a 1.0 on it after almost no updates and give everyone that bought it the middle finger.
a8a75a No.14487036
>>14486770
Again, aside from the being schesters. They set up office in the most overprice cities possible. It bleeds cash for rental space for the studio and the faggots they employ.
c25219 No.14487075
Oh also wasn't there some shit about how psychonuts plays concerningly similar to some spongebob game?
a8a75a No.14487080
What do they even think they are learning from anything there? If you have no history, and not making a video game in a disco of failed bullshit. Paying premium for it. Instead of renting offices in your home, along with motherfuckers that want to make good vidya. You're just another money laundering game.
6d052e No.14487090
>>14487036
I would not be the least bit surprised if the indie clique was in cahoots with the local and state governments in this regard. Remember that full on problem hair NSA agent?
c25219 No.14487095
>>14487090
California probably protects them since their business is one of the few things that brings money into their third world country of a state.
597475 No.14487098
>Antz artstyle
Dont even care to play the first one.
a8a75a No.14487111
>>14487095
This thread may as well be fused with the (((indie game))) game thread.
914871 No.14487114
>there's nothing new to say or discuss but I want to rehash the Tim Schafer hate thread for the 318th time
c25219 No.14487134
>>14487111
Essentially, honestly I'm surprised nobody pointed out I'm in both.
c25219 No.14487170
Mark did you just nuke the other thread
bf9211 No.14487322
>>14487114
Go to bed, Tim.
50b8b2 No.14487395
>>14487170
Someone did, not happy about it.
726a0d No.14487445
>>14487395
wtf is mario drinking
47f582 No.14487514
>>14487445
I think it's one of those metal "ice cubes" that don't melt and dilute your drink. I have some and they're pretty rad.
edaca4 No.14487521
>>14487445
>>14487514
The glass also has a letter painted on it
726a0d No.14487586
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14486257
Psychonauts Sequel Delayed Past 2018
https://archive.is/bG0VD
8bfc42 No.14487658
I don't remember this and I never funded a kickstarter. Was this one before or after the hipster lumberjack?
50b8b2 No.14487688
>>14487521
>>14487521
Pretty sure the artist wanted to draw mario drinking some whiskey on the rocks while looking bummed out. Maybe in an etched whiskey glass like pic related. Seriously, you are overthinking it.
6d052e No.14487742
>>14487658
Hipster lumberjack was merely a "lighting test" for Broken Age.
b129f6 No.14488275
>>14486257
I would expect no less.
0b01f7 No.14488335
>>14487095
<posted from my iPhone
c25219 No.14488344
>>14488335
What do you even mean by that?
d65abe No.14488352
>>14486257
>us
Ha you gave that fat cunt money.
0f57eb No.14488551
d44275 No.14488935
Feminists such as Mr. Shitface must be killed on their homes.
7957fd No.14488945
>>14486294
I have the games, but they were obtained via humble bundle with all money to charity.
3a438a No.14488963
Souls games are a forced meme that only redditors and neo
6d2eb9 No.14489010
303f8c No.14489023
>>14486294
>only shitface game I have is psychonauts
>pirated it
48ca13 No.14489035
>>14488945
Same here mostly but I got Full Throttle Remastered and Grim Fandango Remastered from a giveaway on a site I keep up with. I think the only game i actually bugth from him was Psychonauts on OG XBox and that was used.
954948 No.14490762
>>14486257
>funded through FIG
Have fun knowing Tim can spend your money on fraud insurance, tiger.
87f104 No.14491097
Reminder that
DOUBLE FINE MEANS YOU PAY TWICE
BOBBY KOTICK WAS RIGHT ABOUT .R SHITFACE
AND YOUR SHEKELS HE STEAL THE KIKE ON WHEELS
1206e5 No.14491222
>>14486962
Massive Chalice's central idea was vaguely of a Japanese game series. You have a clan, the clan members are going to die out pretty quickly in game time, so you need to keep them breeding for more clan members. The mix up was it used time manipulation stuff so if your characters got hit AT ALL, they would start aging like if Ermor were left unchecked, and it used SRPG combat that reminded me a bit of Firaxis' XCOM. It had zero fucking art style, or rather, it was incredibly ugly and the game didn't present itself in such a way where that would be fine. Oh, and I think you just waited for things to happen between battles. I have no idea how the end product turned out, but that overall package seemed kind of shitty to me.
Meanwhile, that Japanese game series, at least the latest one, was that your clan would age super fast, and were infertile unless they fucked similarly cursed humans, or gods. Gods didn't really want to fuck your people unless they did impressive stuff like murder a bunch of demons, and fucking the same god repeatedly would make your clan less and less human and more like the god that was committing incest. Unfortunately, the last one had some woman hijack the plot and become a permanent party member while the rest of your poor bastards died out in the span of months if they didn't get killed in combat.
28554a No.14505735
>>14486770
Is man related the only kikestarted industry veteran who knows how to run a business?
b269d0 No.14505746
>>14486257
mr. shitface is too busy doing mo-cap for megaman 11 as scam man
4c66d1 No.14505939
>>14486780
>my post from 2 years ago is still circulating
It's like the ultimate (You)
cd0972 No.14505984
The first game wasn't all that good in the first place.
0769ed No.14505996
>>14505735
I have to give Braben credit where it's due; you might think Elite is dull and boring and I certainly can't say anyone who thinks that is wrong, but he actually released the game he said he was going to, he never got ridiculously deep in the red, updates were substantial and consistent, etc. He actually did what all Kikestarter and other campaign devs should have done and were expected to do, he has my respect for that at least.
019cca No.14506077
>>>/cuckchan/ for anyone who supported this fag after his sock puppet comedy routine
edcc81 No.14510191