896df3 No.14468851
>>14468845
Wasn't this added for pirates from the start?
f1f489 No.14468853
f3b436 No.14468870
>Pirate Mode will let you develop Digital Rights Management (DRM) copy protection to counter piracy - but at the same time upset your fans by doing so. Realism!
>Realism!
>implying that DRM works
At least they got the part where your fans hate you right.
f91fbf No.14468874
>>14468851
Yes, but now legit buyers have the option to enable it.
b34ddc No.14468882
>>14468874
Looks like pirates won again.
b14d11 No.14468895
Honestly this game is really fucking boring and annoyingly unrealistic.
>make game
>people love it
>make sequel a year later
>WTF IT'S ONLY BEEN 13 MONTHS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This only happens with games that are made year after year, nobody said this with the Crash games or Ratchet & Clank.
5383dc No.14468919
>>14468870
>missing the joke
DRM makes is harder to be successful in the game, that's why it's called hard mode.
50a975 No.14468920
>>14468895
That’s why Game Dev Story is better than this copycat trash
910a3a No.14468923
Do you think that gamedevs actually realize how useless their DRM is when it comes to stopping piracy?
You'd think they would have wisened up by now.
Maybe they just lazily slap DRM on nowdays without the intent to actually prevent piracy. Maybe they just don't want to send the wrong signal
240f1c No.14468942
>>14468895
There was quite a backlash when L4D2 was released a year after IRIC
079cbc No.14468945
>>14468923
>Do you think that gamedevs actually realize how useless their DRM is when it comes to stopping piracy?
Developers themselves don't care about DRM most of the time. In some cases they don't want any. Its usually forced on by publishers.
f3b436 No.14468947
>>14468919
But anon, you're wrong. There is no joke there.
>Video games development simulator Game Dev Tycoon now has an ultra difficult "Pirate Mode" where your software gets pirated.
>Emulating the real world problem of piracy, this advanced option will see reduced sales on all of your games. "Bankruptcy is likely", you are told.
>Pirate Mode will let you develop Digital Rights Management (DRM) copy protection to counter piracy - but at the same time upset your fans by doing so. Realism!
They flat out said "piracy is bad and will bankrupt you unless you develop DRM to prevent it"
987943 No.14468950
>>14468920
I wish Game Dev Story would get a good PC version, as far as I remember the only new version of it is the phone app port.
eb081c No.14468955
>>14468853
not even that original neither
ab208b No.14468981
>>14468955
I will never understand why this isn't industry standard yet.
Buyfags get the game and that's it, pirates have to wait months for 1337 haxxorz to disable all the triggers and get the normal experience.
No internet check ups, no resource hogging or anything like that, just buy the game and play it.
8c8aea No.14468982
>>14468939
Sauce on the theme song?
b14d11 No.14468991
>>14468942
Most of that came from the fact the game wasn't even out in some countries yet and the sequel was already on its way.
f0ec1e No.14468998
>>14468845
Where is the ultra casual mode where you bribe journos (or get into bed with them) for positive reviews?
94a558 No.14469014
>>14468955
croteam are so innovative, first they invent retro shooters next they invent drm that does things in game
577cde No.14469029
>>14468981
>pirates have to wait months
Unless we're talking Denuvo (and even that gets cracked within the week nowadays), there's usually a crack out the same day the game's released.
ab208b No.14469033
>>14469029
It took five months to crack spyro 3, a psone game.
All the while pirates had to deal with no gems, no eggs, or game overwriting your savefile at the very end while buyfags just played the game.
f0ec1e No.14469037
>>14469033
Wait, how can a PS1 game "think" it is being pirated?
341e2e No.14469039
>>14468845
DRM doesn't stop piracy it encourages it.
faad6b No.14469041
>>14468947
>oy vey you fucking consumers why can't you just accept that we need to shackle you to DRM you're LITERALLY KILLING US GOYIM YOU KNOW THAT
767c59 No.14469045
>>14468845
Does it mean nobody buys your game and in the end Russian Hackers still end up pirating your game?
ab208b No.14469051
>>14469037
It had an anti piracy system built in the game that even attempting to do anything with hacking tools would trigger it, causing the game to do all sorts of random, game breaking stuff.
b40f35 No.14469060
>>14468982
>Hasn't seen enough anime that he can now pick out words from anime songs and google them
Took me a while, but it's the Magica Madoka OP.
While I'm posting off-topic, does anyone know the sauce on this webm?
I've been searching forever.
f0ec1e No.14469062
>>14469051
I recall some games detecting mod chips but never anything that basically gave false positives on a legit console.
2c29b4 No.14469066
>>14469033
Nowadays PS4 is the real DRM.
First game comes out on big consoles, from which PS4 is the only one worth something. Then the game proceeds to sell for 1-2 years on it, until it gets enough money.
Only then it is given to PC pirates to get money from those unfortunate souls that would still buy it on steam.
Most importantly - it works. Company gets safe amount of return first, then sells on PC for additional money second time.
3a8d4f No.14469089
>>14468982
Madoka Magica's Op.
762f35 No.14469112
>>14468923
Long term it's pretty useless, but it's not meant for a long term solution because usually that ends up being DRM that causes more problems than it solves (Denuvo, Starforce). The basic goal is to prevent anyone from playing the game for free for the first two weeks its officially released since that's when the most sales are. Although with paid beta testing Early Access and things like that, I have to wonder if there's even a point to that going forward. Seems destined for the same trash heap that gold disks and major-bug free titles on release were dumped.
eb081c No.14469127
>>14469060
>>14469089
>spoonfeeding newfags
e521a5 No.14469160
>>14468923
Devs totally do. They have to put up with it to do their job actually.
Publishers push it for a variety of reasons, among which arguing with investors, something like "see, we care about your shekels, we even bought this totally awesome revolutionary anti-piracy technology which works perfectly by the way".
It's also a way to ensure games have following : even shit games nobody cares about have achievements, community support, forums, messaging, and cash shops. Kids grow up with it, and vidya, or any media really, without it will be deserted by them long term. This is what they mean when they claim drm is "added value".
94a558 No.14469168
>>14469066
powerful philosophy…..wow…
kill yourself you dumb faggot
686dea No.14469192
>>14469127
>gate keeping cancerous moe shit chink cartoons
you remind me of my years of being young and idiot
3bb1a5 No.14469235
>>14468845
Even they admit drm is shit so, good I guess
>>14469192
>actually wanting a horde of retards into your niche hobby
You're so mature and adult you must be right
0fac01 No.14469239
I dimly recall there being something rancid about the team behind Game Dev Tycoon, but since I never intended to play it, I just saved it as a mental bookmark. I normally only do that for groups that are far left, pedophiles, or other cancers of society.
3f445e No.14469240
>>14469192
wow its like you've been here for less than a year, look at that
b9963a No.14469241
>>14469239
they ripped off Game Dev Story wholesale
c412f5 No.14469270
>it's piracy's fault vidya is shit goy
>piracy forces publishers to mandate their games have inane shit no consumer cares about
>piracy forces developers to be incompetent hacks who time and time again lie and deceive their audience to appeal to a broader audience who'll move on to the next FOTM once it comes out
>piracy forces we milk you dry with 60$ game +3 10$ DLC's + the 79.99$ Good Goy Edition + 5$ Microtransactions so you can not play the game we purposely designed to be tedious/overly time consuming/punishing if you don't buy it
<Oy vey inflation
>It's piracy's fault our developers are ideology driven robots who have no qualms about it or have anything against alienating portions of their audience just so they can stick it to the patriarchy
>It's piracy's fault the same minded robots collude with one another and suposed gaming outlets to force a narrative down the consumers throat
I could go on and on goy,as you can see,clearly Piracy is the source of all these evils,not a symptom.
768e5e No.14469275
>>14468845
>game gets pirated
>lose money
really makes you think
maybe if I get a super fast connection I can torrent games so many times that each company goes out of business
0bca56 No.14469289
>>14469037
It tries to read to unavailable space on the disc.
Incidentally this could fuck up and scratched discs could think they're pirated.
Also Spyro 3 was copied in less than 4 weeks you just had to order the right capacity CDs
ac46f5 No.14469291
>>14468874
>>14468882
Thanks for beta testing, pirates.
0bca56 No.14469295
Also does this version include the malware that attempts to get your private information because the developers are retarded and forgot doxxing is illegal?
f0ec1e No.14469299
>>14469289
Reminds me of Valyrie Profile, its file system made it unplayable with the smallest scratch.
ab208b No.14469321
>>14469299
Good, fuck the pirates!
5fba9e No.14469344
>>14468895
>slap together some random shit
>RNGesus decides it's the best fucking game ever
>make a fucktillion dollars
>make your next game
>RNGesus decides it's fucking awful, despite you doing everything right
>it sells like shit
>this happens for the next 10 games you make
>then you hit the jackpot again and repeat the whole process
This was supposedly their way of making some kind of commentary about the games industry. In reality, it's just frustrating to play and becomes boring after less than an hour. They wanted to make a game that you could do well in by going about things in the most tedious way possible, but they also loaded the game up with bullshit restrictions and events that force you to constantly burn money, because this little band of faggot indie developers apparently believes that they have a deep and fully nuanced understanding of the whole industry and that their perspective on matters is correct because they read some blogs about game dev horror stories.
865af9 No.14469434
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Game dev tycoon is basically just a rip off of this, but with more soapboxing.
e17022 No.14469448
>>14469434
How more people aren't aware of this astounds me. I had the original game on my phone for years before this new game came out and somehow became more popular.
865af9 No.14469470
>>14469448
I think people just assumed it was shovelware and ignored it, the publisher was shitting out TONS of those story games by the time Indie bitching tycoon came out.
5ef1e0 No.14469538
>>14468895
The mechanics also undermine its point with piracy since as long as your studio isn't full of retards and the games you make are liked the supposed loss from piracy is negligible and barely matters probably the only realistic thing in the game tbh.
60f2ce No.14469668
>>14468942
A lot was to do with the mod tools not being made available until well after release. From what I remember, the full tool kit wasn't released until after L4D2 was released. The forums were also quite active and it had a lot of people making suggestions to make the game less shitty (the stamina bar for melee right clicking, Charger, Spitter, Jockey and shit loads of stuff actually came from the forums as suggestions).
So instead of updating the game, they took all the refinements and additions and put most of it in L4D2 with L4D getting some updates later on down the line. Since the majority of "servers" only had the base 4 campaigns for the longest time, people were pissed that Valve (who weren't fully outed as being full Jew at the time, aside from monetizing mod projects and Steam) was charging for its first "yearly" franchise.
I mean, this was Valve releasing a sequel in a year. That shit's practically unheard of.
164aff No.14469688
>>14469680
Is that sum bailey jay I see?
02a380 No.14469712
If pro-DRM fags were doctors, they'd cure the common cold by infecting people with HIV.
65a93d No.14469943
>>14468981
>pirates have to wait months for 1337 haxxorz to disable all the triggers and get the normal experience.
That might have worked in the early 2000s, but these days cracking is so popular I suspect it'd take a week at most.
02a380 No.14470002
>>14469992
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ANON, YOU JUST COULDN'T IGNORE THE FAGS, COULD YOU!? FUCK!
865af9 No.14470133
>>14469668
>I mean, this was Valve releasing a sequel in a year. That shit's practically unheard of.
L4D2 was probably the moment valve realized it's better to just do nothing while pretending shit is happening behind the scenes, and just let people burn out than to try and get rid of the valve time stigma. Then again, it's more likely that all the talent left after portal 2, and the retards working there now only care about DOTA 2 and CS:GO.
833717 No.14470160
>>14468882
Only TPB plebs got that version anyways.
2a8984 No.14470248
>>14469434
i own like ten kairosoft games and enjoyed them all
d8da74 No.14470702
>>14468895
>>14468845
The fact that "sequels" are a thing you need to unlock first was fucking retarded. The concept of a sequel doesn't need research, it's existed since the dawn of entertainment mediums.
There's a fuckton of other shit in this game that pissed me off but that's the one that stood out most.
9d0e39 No.14471231
So, the game is impossible to finish now?
Because piracy always wins.
f0ec1e No.14471234
>>14469321
Actually, pirating it more or less solved the problem if you think about it, mod chip, and then make a backup of the original in a good CD, your original doesn't get worn out.
7e72e3 No.14471381
>>14470702
>not giving Shlomo over at R&D his hard-earned shekels for telling you what a sequel is
fb2642 No.14471415
i liked mad game tycoon better
it already had this feature too for adding copy protection
e894f6 No.14471419
>>14468920
They should add that feature too. Losing points for being a lazy rip-off.
f89ea7 No.14472783
>>14468845
Get Mad Games Tycoon instead. Much more fun and no review bullshit where it punishes you for making a good game.
No DRM either, easy pirate.
25ae80 No.14475212
>>14472783
Mad Games Tycoon is slow as fuck and too much furniture micromanagement.
Wish there was a Game Tycoon game that had personality traits for employees.
87126e No.14475259
This is so lazy, like a movie about making movies, but the pseudo-intellectuals love their >muh 4th wall breakage, so clever!!
6926ab No.14475289
>>14468895
Nobody said that 15+ years ago either when games had a shorter development lifecycle for a quality product. People were just happy to get games faster.
6926ab No.14475296
>>14475259
They call it "postmodernism," although even their obsession with it is usually just a watered-down version.
c5f031 No.14475307
It's good to see content is still being put out for old games but fucking game dev tycoon of all things? It was trash to begin with and barely a game.
7d0a6e No.14475333
Besides if you're a (greedy) developer, why would you ever get upset about pirates?
fb0ba7 No.14475335
919766 No.14475401
>>14468920
>>14468895
To be honest, I'd rather Nu-tendo revived Made in Wario DIY
36593f No.14475444
>>14475333
Because jews.
Honestly it's been a running joke now as it has been shown that games that can be pirated day 1 tend to sell more than games with DRM bullshit as a mayority of buyers would rather like to try out the actual product or a Demo of it before shelling out $$$ for what is ultimately entretainment media.
Heck, "piracy hurts sales" is the same bullshit on why games don't do sharewares or free Demos for their games, it's the assumption that just because more people download and try the free version than those who buy it, it also means you're losing sales. If anything, all those people who tried the game for free told all their friends about how good the game was in the first place and told them to buy it or at least try out the demo, further spreading the game's popularity and its sales further enhanced by WoM effect.
Well either that, or because AAA only trows multimillion shovelware trash with a 60$ label now along with microtransactions out of the ass, to milk cashcows over Brandnames and useful idiots who fell for the buyer's remorse meme after preordering the piece of shit.
fb2642 No.14475705
>>14475444
>try demo
>it's shit
>don't buy full version
DEMOS ARE HURTING OUR SALES
b686e1 No.14475755
>>14470002
YOU IGNORE THEM AND THEY TAKE IT AS ACCEPTANCE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THEM AND THEY POST MORE TO KEEP FUCKING WITH YOU. ITS A DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DONT SCENARIO.
7e72e3 No.14475800
>>14475444
Happened to me with Just Cause 3.
>game about to drop
>lots of buzz everywhere, it's contagious, I wanna play it
>denuvo
>refuse to buy
>months go by, bad reviews start coming in, game is forgotten
>game finally gets cracked
>don't even give it a pirate due to zero interest
51ce28 No.14479688
>>14468923
Devs have nothing to do with that decision.
3dd369 No.14479777
>>14469060
I know I have a WebM somewhere in my stash with a gal singing the song (presumably the original). Gonna have a tough time finding it though.
e33fbb No.14482227
>>14469039
That picture makes me erect
cb9209 No.14482454
>>14468981
Didn't that protection fuck with legitimate copies of the game if they were even slightly scratched?
54caa8 No.14482569
>>14469992
The wording on that should gone:
>You're attracted to this?
>Yup
>And it has a dick?
>Yup
>So it's a guy, right?
>Makes sense to me
>So you're gay
>But it's a feminine benis
e2793e No.14482593
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14479777
With those trips I'll just give you sauce.
fe6448 No.14482945
>>14469039
can't consider anything other than the loli in your pic, anon
13c90d No.14500293
>it's so shitty it even have toilet which is necessary.
76f045 No.14508246
>>14468955
Serious Sam is a game only liked by pc 'masterrace' cucks.
9e2124 No.14508860
c9a82f No.14510049
>>14468947
I'll wait until they patch in a Denuvo option that massively increases sales before I call them real kikes.