332f3d No.14463627
>What is Galimulator?
Galimulator is a shitty android game that I downloaded to have something to do while waiting in lines. It's a small game that basically simulates a small galaxy with it's own politics which you can observe and influence with small things without actually taking part in the action although there is a possibility of controlling one of the empires, it's shit think of it as something like Species but with Space Opera theme instead of an evolution one. It's not very complex, but it's engaging enough to keep you busy while you drive the bus or something, sometimes an alliance forms between the factions or an eldritch horror appears in the galaxy or something interesting like that will happen and you can root for your favorite empire to do something.
>Why the fuck would I want to waste my time on a mobile game?
The point is, you shouldn't, this thread is not about the game itself as much as a small idea that popped up in my head. I downloaded a shitty android emulator and the game onto my PC. I simulated the galaxy until there are no planets that are left neutral and tinkered around so there are as many factions as I could do with the initial setup. I want to play a small game.
You take one of the visible empires from the map and you choose:
>A name
>Specials They modify how the empire acts
>It's color
And watch how they fare in comparison to other empires chosen by other anons. Seeing that we had fun memeing things like Hunger Games for a while, I think this might have some potential too.
Seeing that rebelions are a thing in this game, and they lead to the creation of new factions, I'll try to include every single faction into the game. Whenever a rebel faction manages to take enough stars to be an actually important player in the galactic politics, I'll rename it to the last thing an anon suggested. So if your Principality of Greater Space Israel or The Galactic Third Reich didn't get into the game, they might whenever an Empire starts degenerating. All Empires are currently at tech level 1 and Fortifying which means that they won't expand that much and focus on defending their provinces that will change later on as their states change. Transcendence is disabled which means that Empires won't disappear after gaining enough tech levels.
Previously on Legend of the Galimulator Heroes
>After the death of the GGE the Hwan and Wakandans continued their bloody war, destroying Wakanda in the process
>Meanwhile, Blakemores starts degenerating, as new countries rise from it's body.
>One of those countries is the Sons of Garmillas, the SOG for short, proud descendants of the GGE trying to reclaim the lands of their ancestors
>Soon the SOG controls the entire Western side of the galaxy, with the country Jackie Chan in the middle and Koreans to the East
>Seems that a gigantic war is brewing, but suddenly, a large autistic rebellion breaks out, eating up almost the entirety of the SOG, The Autistic Estates are born
>So the galaxy has been divided between the autists, scalies and the undead which quickly became the undead scalies.
>SOG and the Hwan have become minor forces in the galaxy, but then a large meteorite storm appeared, which in turn with the degeneration of the both largest empires, allowed the Hwan to reclaim a large portion of their lands.
>The SOG tried to reclaim their territories but where quickly stopped by the Neo-Fingolians, because of another rebelion of the region of the galaxy which was the most on the west. That region has rebelled like four or five times already holly shit
>The Fingolians grew in size but were quickly stopped after a raid of alien rapefugees travelled through their territories, and the Empire went into a degenerating state.
>This gave rise to The Fitness Republic, now the dominant force in the galaxy.
>The SOG is still alive although small in numbers.
>The tale of Ihrtet the Abstracted continues as it has become the most powerful ship in the entire galaxy, first serving the GGE, then becoming a Soldier of Fortune ship which fought alongside Wakandans soon after claiming a country for their own, calling it The Outer Heaven.
>The Outer Heaven was destroyed by the Koreans and Ihrtet joined the SOG, still salining across the Hwan space, determined to destroy them to take vengance for their lost homeworld, even if they have to do it alone.
Archives of the previous threads
Part 1:
https://archive.fo/hG28L
Part 2:
https://archive.fo/2oUNM
Previous thread:
>>14451563
332f3d No.14463630
How do Specials work?
>Militiant
Lowers research, gives military bonuses
>Agressive
Will go to war with other Empires more often
>Defensive
More likely to make peace, gives defense bonuses, builds gun boats.
>Scientific
Gives research bonuses, makes Empire build science ships
>Stable
Less likely to change political status, which means that they will rarely go from Fortifying to Expanding, to Degenerating and so on and so forth.
>Unstable
The opposite of the above
>Explosive
Early combat bonuses which they slowly lose
>Slow Starter
The opposite of the above, combat penalties early that they lose with time.
>Diplomatic
Relationship bonuses, more likely to make peace and alliances
>Fanatical
Military bonuses but huge research penalties
>Reclusive
Shouldn't go into wars and alliances too often but has defensive and research bonuses
>Horde
Expansive but will not develop worlds
>Capitalist
Makes the world produce more wealth
>Cult
Only expands through missionary work
>Industrial
Builds lots of ships, and generally develops faster, makes the Empire build motherships
332f3d No.14463632
How do empire states work?
>Expanding
As it says on the tin, the Empire is thriving and focuses it's efforts on expanding
>Fortifying
As already mentioned, the Empire is in alright state and focuses on developing worlds and defense
>Degenerating
The Empire is in a very bad state, loses tech levels, rebellion chance increased.
>Transcending
The Empire reaches scientific transcendence, meeting a "win" condition of developing enough scientifically, which makes it leave the galaxy disappearing from the map.
>ALL WILL BE ASHES
The Empire goes absolutely batshit insane and decides to eradicate life from the galaxy, including themselves. Happens very rarely.
>Rioting
The Empire is torn apart by rebels.
>BLOOD PURGE
Basically a large-scale civil war. The Empire attacks it's own bloodline and people, anyone who shares common ancestry must go.
332f3d No.14463640
Oh boy, you don't know how fucking excited I am to continue this mess. It's surprising how much territory The Autistic Estates managed to reclaim, also did you know that The Hwans actually have a Mothership now?
332f3d No.14463646
I'll be honest I'm really scared for Ihrtet, their reckless behavior might actually get them killed here. They might be the biggest, most powerful ship in the entire fucking galaxy, but they are not indestructible and the Autistic fleet seems very fucking concerned with bringing the Mothership down. They're shitting out rockets at the pace that leftists are shitting out bad ideas.
332f3d No.14463653
While Ihrtet is too busy shooting at stars, the autistic fleet brings it down to 6.7 points of HP, oh, and let me remind you. The SOG is
DEGENERATING
Which means that those red rebels that just took half of their stars are really fucking dangerous right now, we might have to say goodbye to another great galactic empire soon.
332f3d No.14463657
>The oldest, most powerful entity in the fucking galaxy is losing a battle through sheer numbers of it's enemies.
>At the same time SOG is being eaten alive by their allies who just swallowed their rebellion.
7c140b No.14463664
>>14463657
The old make way for the new.
332f3d No.14463673
They're trying to escape but they're at 0.9 points of HP already.
>mfw autists destroying an important piece of history of the galaxy.
332f3d No.14463678
THEY FUCKING SUNK IT, THE AUTIST FLEET JUST DESTROYED IHRTET, THE MOST POWERFUL SHIP IN THE GALAXY WAS SUNK BY A BUNCH OF AUTISTIC FURRIES
90ecef No.14463692
>>14463678
SOG's fate is sealed
332f3d No.14463698
Seeing the XP gain, this must have been the ship which dealt the last blow. Autistic Battleship "The Successful", well it has earned it's name at least.
>>14463692
At least they died fighting for their country instead of seeing it destroyed.
332f3d No.14463707
This ship appeared immediately after Ihrtet was destroyed, seeing that it's a carrier ship, I can only think that it's the crew of the ship that has stolen some random ship from the autists and went full rouge.
332f3d No.14463714
>The Autistic Estates and The Hwan Empire have both singed peace with each other.
Seems that The Autists will survive far more than I thought they would.
332f3d No.14463721
Well that neutral ship has been sunk, so if it truly was Ihrtet's crew, then I guess it isn't anymore.
332f3d No.14463727
>Fingolias haven't died after 10 millennia even after the alien raid, their Empire degenerating and everything.
The bastards are tenacious, I'll give them that.
332f3d No.14463739
>Autists are trying to attack /fit/guys
It seems that we will have an official beta uprising in here. Also we need a name and Specials for the small pink country in the south-east, give your suggestions.
332f3d No.14463746
>Loss Empire celebrates 10 millennia birthday.
LOL
e36b3d No.14463749
>>14463739
Magical Girl Syndicate
Defensive
Scientific
Industrial
Fanatic
Keep it pink
332f3d No.14463759
Yep, we are having at least a minor Chad-Autist war in here, with a single rocket coming from the SOG towards the autist fleet. The SOG might as well be just called "Mercenary /fit/ fleet" for all it's worth right now, it has fallen so much, but at least it survived At the same time, the Manlet Autocracy is degenerating, not that it changes anything because it seems that it's almost dead anyways..
>>14463749
Done, let's hope that they can bring some hope and happiness to the galaxy and not feels and despairs as they seem to be doing with more recent stuff
332f3d No.14463763
>Magical Girl Syndicate is already degenerating
Oh… they're already giving into despair.
332f3d No.14463778
The Autistic Estates are currently fighting both Chads as well as the abortion of the galaxy that is the loss Empire.
If the Magical Girl empire implodes on itself into a rebellion, I'm going to call it "DESBAIR" and give it a black color
332f3d No.14463784
Wait, Sage Principality survived this long? I didn't even see them on the map. Well they're dead now but the autistic fucks aren't and they celebrate their 20 millennia birthday.
63b9fe No.14463786
>>14463778
Which Empire is the green one at the bottom?
53562f No.14463789
>>14463778
>autists fighting against chads
Like pottery
7a9b9e No.14463790
>>14463784
How old are the koreans right now?
332f3d No.14463793
The SOG and Autist fleets are going against each other in long range combat. Seems that the SOG wants to avenge Ihrtet.
>>14463786
It's the remnants of what once used to be Manlet Autocracy.
>>14463790
The oldest Empire in the galaxy, 48.404 millennia.
332f3d No.14463801
A small rebelion was successful in the East. Get some names ready, I'm not naming any of those Empires yet but the situation there seems more and more unstable by the day. I feel that if The Hwan Empire starts degenerating, it will end up like the SOG.
332f3d No.14463810
The Autists are slowly gaining territory over the Chads, but something more interesting and exciting has happened.
Illadam, the SOG battleship just went completely rouge and turned neutral, betraying their past allies and attacking nearby Stars. Seems that will definitely help the Autists a bit in their conquest. Was the crew of the ship secretly autistic?
63b9fe No.14463811
>>14463801
>Karat Syndicate
Either i completely forgot about this Empires, or they were just samll countries that never stood a chance against the big ones.
Damn, the chads are losing some terrain
Are the furries truly that autisticaly strong?
332f3d No.14463817
I feel as if I doomed the galaxy by picking the name of the thread edition. Seems that the Manlets have survived for 20 millennia already. They are also the only Empire in the galaxy to have a tentacle ship.
7a9b9e No.14463822
>>14463811
Tardrage is the most powerful force in the universe.
checked
53562f No.14463826
332f3d No.14463827
Did I say The Manlets have a tentacle ship? I meant "Shooting practice for the autists" not "tentacle ship", the ship has been sunk and it seems that the rouge Mothership was sunk too.
If anon who said that the Rabid is his shipfu is in this thread, then I would like to say that it took part in the battle.
63b9fe No.14463828
>>14463817
Lift you bastards! Like your life depends on it!
>manlets with a tentacle ship
Are they even using it for something?
>>14463822
(double checked)
332f3d No.14463834
What is the loss empire using the Stellar Forcefield for /v/?
>>14463828
Yes, they allowed The Autists to test their missles on it.
63b9fe No.14463840
>>14463834
To protect themselves from the impending autism nearby
332f3d No.14463846
>Hwan celebrate their 50 millennia birthday.
>At the same time, their fleet is slowly moving towards the Magical Girl territory.
ab7ccc No.14463847
>>14463834
>What is the loss empire using the Stellar Forcefield for /v/?
http://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Suppression_Field
63b9fe No.14463853
>>14463846
>gooks want to be the little girl
332f3d No.14463855
Shit guys, the chads are fighting back, I don't know who will win this one, the Chads have no fleet but they have the SOG allies and more influence while the autists have an autistically good fleet.
53562f No.14463856
The koreans still haven't taken back the rebel's territory yet?
332f3d No.14463862
>Loss Bureau is rioting.
OH SHIT, they're going through the anger stage.
>>14463856
Seems not, but the fleet is nearby so maybe they will eventually.
63b9fe No.14463865
>>14463855
Damn, that comeback looks good.
But wasn't the SOG attacking the chads?
332f3d No.14463870
>That autistic territorial gains.
OH SHIT
Also, it seems that the Magical Girl Empire is now expanding and has defeated the despair, don't know whether they will defeat the Koreans going in to rape them with their fleet though.
>>14463865
The SOG is allied with the chads.
63b9fe No.14463871
Little side question, what does the white lines represent, besides Empires' separation? Because in some cases the lines get thicker or thinner, and in some cases they just dissapear
63b9fe No.14463878
>>14463870
pumped up kicks intensifies
ab7ccc No.14463881
>>14463870
SOG may not make it. How's their new battleship?
332f3d No.14463883
Never paid much attention to them but seeing that they survived so long, maybe we should actually name them. We should do that with their neighbors too. Also, the Hwan fleet is moving away from the Magical girl territory. SOG is still two worlds but doesn't really seem to be dying.
>>14463881
They're all fine, max HP
>>14463871
I actually have no idea to be honest.
7a9b9e No.14463884
>>14463870
God damnit, fitfags need more tard-handling divisions.
53562f No.14463895
>>14463883
That white blob should be Majestic 12
>Scientific
>Industrial
>Capitalist
>Stable
>Aggressive
>C2
ab7ccc No.14463907
>>14463883
Derdente:
Kingdom of Zion
Light blue (not teal)
Capitalist, Reclusive, Defensive
ab7ccc No.14463909
ff50ea No.14463920
>Slav Federation
>Militant
>Aggressive
>Explosive
>Industrial
>A16
Any new empire would suffice
332f3d No.14463927
New Empires are named and… well shit. The Loss Empire seems to be eating autists alive. For some reason I feel that this is fitting in a way.
332f3d No.14463933
Happy 10 millennia Magical Girl Syndicate! Seems that they survived more than I thought they would.
332f3d No.14463936
>/fit/guys create a wormhole disruptor
Why do I feel that this is really fucking fitting for some reason?
63b9fe No.14463944
>>14463936
Come Issac
MAKES US SWOLE
53562f No.14463955
>>14463936
>/fit/ is so swole, that their mere-presence destroys wormholes
332f3d No.14463962
>Chad guys celebrate their 20th millennia birthday while the Hwans are degenerating.
Seems that autists might have a chance to take the Korean territory.
332f3d No.14463971
I think that Successful, the ship that destroyed Ihrtet has been sunk but I can't see because the Empire emblem is blocking my sight. I need to find a way to disable that.
Also that Empire up north is celebrating a 10 millennia birthday too, so I guess it would be only fair to name it as well, although it did nothing for the entirety of it's lifespan.
332f3d No.14463976
>>14463971
Nope, the ship is fine.
63b9fe No.14463984
>>14463971
Deceptive Liars Confederation
Unstable
Capitalist
Industrial
Can you make it green? (D1)
332f3d No.14463997
Holy shit, almost the entire East of the galaxy is actually allied with each other.
332f3d No.14464017
Autists seem to be cornered while the Loss Empire is being eaten alive by rebels.
38654c No.14464021
>>14463997
One way or the other, history repeats itself
fb0e77 No.14464024
>>14463997
>slavs
>gooks
>jews
>liars
>magical girls
>together in an alliance
How horrifying
ab7ccc No.14464026
>>14464017
I like to think they're the Hwan's tributaries.
332f3d No.14464027
Guess who just survived more than their ancestors did.
53562f No.14464039
>>14464027
GARMILLAS WILL RISE AGAIN
332f3d No.14464043
How do we call this terrifying new blob, eating away at everything that is currently called… "Fnottox"
What the fuck does "Fnottox" mean?
38654c No.14464049
>>14464027
Not really that nice thou
It is like seeing an old worn out soldier try to survive in a era of battles that just arent what he trainned for.
fb0e77 No.14464061
>>14464043
Maybe
Somehow
The Masked Men still live on
7a9b9e No.14464070
>>14464043
If you scramble it around real good you get Foxnott.
Could it be a new strain of furfag?
63b9fe No.14464071
>>14464043
I don't know, but leave it, like a alien anomaly among all our autistic Empires. Let's see what it does.
63b9fe No.14464075
Btw, i didn't know you could pick less than 3 Specials. Does picking less gives you an advantage in other way?
332f3d No.14464076
Before I continue on, I looked at the ancestors of the Empires and… seems that the SOG are indeed the direct descendants of the GGE.
ab7ccc No.14464082
>>14464076
What is this continuity based on?
63b9fe No.14464085
>>14464076
They truly ARE the Sons of Garmillas, holy shit.
Also
>chads descend from autists
>DLC was invented by Jackie Chan
This is a strange universe indeed
53562f No.14464087
>>14464076
So history is separated by BGS (Before Garmillas Supremacy) and AGS (After Garmillas Supremacy)
332f3d No.14464093
>>14464082
On the true events from the previous threads as well as family lines that rule countries from what I know.
332f3d No.14464103
RIP Manlets
Also the bizzare ayylmao country seems to be eating up territory very fast. There seemed to be some unimportant family line that ruled the Manlets that has just ended as well.
b763ba No.14464105
>>14464043
A misture of autists, fingolians, asians and abortive B^D jokes and fit guys
>>14464076
The rebelian colors are based on what the original people of such place was before some other empire came around conquering the star, i think thats the reason there is Blood Purge status in this game. Speaking of which has that ever happened yet?
90ecef No.14464116
>>14464076
doesn't this actually say that they're descendants of Blakemores?
332f3d No.14464128
Holy shit, I really think that this Empire deserves some name. Seeing that it was born from conflict of three, or even four groups of shitposters should we call it 8chan?
>>14464105
No not really.
>>14464116
Hard to tell, wish the tree was a little clearer.
53562f No.14464140
>>14464128
>should we call it 8chan
You better make it red
332f3d No.14464152
>>14464140
What specials should we give it? Unstable is a given
7a9b9e No.14464156
>>14464128
Hatechan Union of shitposters
or
United Boards of 8chan
332f3d No.14464163
>>14464152
>>14464156
I think I will just add the "Unstable" and "Industrial" trait to them.
b763ba No.14464164
>>14464128
Defensive
Scientific
Fanatical
Capitalist
Industrial
Unstable
What you guys think?
332f3d No.14464168
>>14464164
Sounds good to me.
7a9b9e No.14464171
>>14464163
Maybe reclusive too?
>>14464164
This works as well
b763ba No.14464183
>>14464171
"We just wanted to play vidya,, look at what you made us do"
332f3d No.14464187
I guess this calls for an anthem.
332f3d No.14464205
The slavs wwere just eaten by some kind of brown country, and it seems that 8chan seems to be growing, eating up /fit/, the autists are barely holding out against them using both of their battleships to not let it eat their world.
332f3d No.14464210
We're already the most powerful force in the galaxy and we already have a battleship called Denaligas.
332f3d No.14464215
The Koreans are attacking the 8chan empire with it's entire fleet. Seems they want to reclaim old territories for themselves.
332f3d No.14464220
Shit, we shat out a large fleet in fucking seconds.
7a9b9e No.14464225
>>14464210
>>14464215
>>14464220
Jesus, 8chan might be the force that brings down the oldest empire in the galaxy.
b763ba No.14464227
>>14464220
That is the power of autists on capitalism and ship building industries
332f3d No.14464236
>The eater of starts has appeared.
WAIT WHAT?
ab7ccc No.14464246
The traits are fairly boring. And the interesting GSG-like details are well hidden.
7a9b9e No.14464251
>>14464236
What the fuck is this?
53562f No.14464260
>>14464236
Did the sheer amount of autism summon it?
332f3d No.14464263
>>14464249
>>14464251
IT SPAWNED AT OUR TERRITORY
b763ba No.14464284
>>14464263
>>14464260
Well that answers the question
332f3d No.14464285
Fingolians celebrate it's 20th millennia birthday and Hwans are being eaten by a rebellion, but I'm more concerned about the silly named eldritch abomination that is traveling our space.
332f3d No.14464289
Well it did just eat a star, but it doesn't seem very dangerous as for now, after all it's only one star.
332f3d No.14464298
>That eater of star quote while /fit/ is on counterattack and Hwans are being utterly devastated.
WHAT DID IT MEAN?
ab7ccc No.14464303
>>14464285
>Communion
Is it the DPRK?
332f3d No.14464304
>>14464298
Shit forgot pic.
53562f No.14464306
>>14464289
>after all it's only one star.
That's how it starts
332f3d No.14464317
We have destroyed almost entirety of the Hwan fleet by the way, and we're slowly eating up the /fit/ empire. The Majestic 12 are growing in power as well.
>>14464303
We will name everything once the chaos dies down a bit.
af1c4d No.14464322
>>14464304
Come on you eldritch sissy. Do something worthwhile.
332f3d No.14464332
>Neo Fingolia is degenerating and the autists have survived 30 millennia already.
332f3d No.14464334
>/fit/ is degenerating
Well we know who will win that war.
332f3d No.14464347
I can barely keep track with all that has happened, the eater of stars chomped on another star, this time doing it faster, /fit/ is fucked, so is Hwan although they haven't been completely destroyed yet, but they will be in a moment. We're basically GGE levels of big now.
7a9b9e No.14464348
>>14464334
By the way, are stars that the Eater attacks dead forever? The name kind of gives it away, but it would really suck if the galaxy was ruined by it.
90ecef No.14464349
>>14464334
>Hwan down to a few systems
It cannot end like this.
332f3d No.14464352
I think it's getting stronger.
53562f No.14464353
>>14464317
>The Majestic 12 are growing in power as well.
We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Garmillas.
90ecef No.14464359
>>14464076
also, if I'm reading this right, 8chan descends from Hwan. 8chan is gooks.
332f3d No.14464361
>SOG and /fit/ are one star empires now
>Hwan is a two star empire now.
>Peace with the Majestic 12
>>14464348
Doubt it, I think they can be reclaimed.
332f3d No.14464376
And so, the SOG and /fit/ die as brothers, their empires destroyed by the might of 8chan.
Also the Ayylmaos have died out.
332f3d No.14464383
HOLY SHIT
Just after celebrating their 10 millennia birthday the Magical Girls have merged with the Majestic 12. Also, /fit/ death message is visible now.
332f3d No.14464391
Rest in peace SOG, let's hope that you will rise once again.
ab7ccc No.14464393
7a9b9e No.14464397
>>14464391
When 8chan inevitably collapses I'm sure they'll get another chance.
F
332f3d No.14464411
>8chan doesn't want to destroy anime girls.
This is to surprise of no one.
056e76 No.14464414
332f3d No.14464419
>Magical girl are giving into despair once again and Neo-Fingolia has fallen.
Surprisingly Hwans are not dead yet, they still have two worlds.
b763ba No.14464425
>>14464289
>be proud gunner crew anon from the united boards royal fleet
>see shit happening from every direction thanks to /pol/ spies and reporters
>hear the history from the many wars and many different kinds of people that sailed the stars
>hope that it isnt that bad out there
>first contact with outside empires after the rebellion was with the koreans
>then with /fit/
>and then with CADs entusiastics
>this turret is slow
>where are the people of old the great battles they promissed
>i thought i heard someone say 'Bane?'
>tfw eldritch abomination eated my home system and the other anon says mai waifu right after the news are given
>this is the most advanced ship of the line, rivalled only by the ones in legends they say
>still cant take odds of 5 to 1
>my vaccum suit is too tight, my ammo is gone and my feet hurts
>where is the Gormillians fleet?
>>14464391
I have lived enought to see my sons die twice, it hurt
332f3d No.14464436
Seeing that 8chan is in peace with all countries that surround the Koreans… they might actually survive. Also the Eater of Stars is kind of closing onto an another star. I have no idea what will happen.
90ecef No.14464443
>>14464383
>Magical Girls have merged with the Majestic 12
DESPERATE
>>14464419
>hwan has survived several fingolias now, outlived sons of Garmarillas, and now lives surrounded by 8ch shitposters on one side and animu grills on the other
I think it's time to declare Hwan as the ultimate winner of the Hyper War, who now spend their last days shitposting and fornicating with 2D. They are too old for this universe
332f3d No.14464472
The magical girls are fighting the eater of the stars, which is really fitting, also 8chan has ghosts of old people as their ships and autistic faggots just merget with some unimportant country. The eater of stars seems to be swallowing stars faster and faster, this is actually kind of scary.
332f3d No.14464480
As I promised, there was a Magical Girl revolution and I called it "DESBAIR".
ab7ccc No.14464495
>>14464480
>pink and black
90ecef No.14464496
>>14464480
That's what they get for merging with the Majestic 12
332f3d No.14464498
DESBAIR is not very effecting, and the Loss empire started degenerating. 8chan wants to conquer that too, and thanks to DESBAIR, Hwan actually reclaimed some territories, saving the magical girls.
63b9fe No.14464507
>>14464383
Lift in Space Heaven, bros
>>14464498
>8chan wants to conquer Loss
LOL
7a9b9e No.14464509
>>14464480
>8chan can eat DESBAIR now
>Hwan empire stops degenerating just in time to defend themselves
They ain't going down without a fight I see.
332f3d No.14464511
>60 millennia
Holy shit how old can those fuckers get?
332f3d No.14464527
God, DESBAIR sucks, Junko is a retard.
63b9fe No.14464531
>>14464527
Where is the Eater of Stars?
90ecef No.14464535
>>14464498
>gooks saving gookcartoons
it all checks out
332f3d No.14464540
The Hwan have managed to sing a peace deal with 8chan, the liars just fuckind deid due to a rebellion, another major rebellion has appeared south, Hwans regain territory and 8chan has just allied with a one-star dying country probably to have a casus beli against Hwans.
>>14464531
Moving towards new Hwan capital
a86476 No.14464546
>>14464527
What are thoses 3 ships with white dots in the south of the 8ch territory?
332f3d No.14464549
Well… the country that 8chan allied is dead, and seems that Liars had Jackie Chan blood in them. I think that 8chan has completely eaten up loss as well.
90ecef No.14464556
OP, can you show us the ancestry tree again?
332f3d No.14464570
Yup, as I said, LOSS is fucking dead.
>>14464546
Those are actually ghosts of the dead which I mentioned previously.
>>14464556
The new tree shows us that 8chan are descendants of the lossposters. Fits perfectly if you ask me.
332f3d No.14464577
Official Hwan message:
>No wait, that was a shit idea, we don't want to fight that.
7a9b9e No.14464590
>>14464577
The eater of worlds is somewhat less impressive than its name suggests.
a86476 No.14464599
>>14464590
The galaxy is preety big, also it might be the reason for thoses undead ships
90ecef No.14464608
>>14464570
I can finally read that tree correctly now. Literally every empire in the galaxy is descended from Garmillas, Blakemores, and Hwan. Meaning everyone in the galaxy is now a Korean.
Magical girls descended from /leftypol/, presumably after undergoing sex reassignment surgery
332f3d No.14464636
Well it seems that the Koreans managed to merge with the rebellion, saving the anime girls for sure.
Seeing that 8chan probably has little chance of expanding much further, should we do something about it, just like we did with the GGE?
53562f No.14464637
Alright fags, I uploaded the PC version on 8/v/share/
53562f No.14464640
>>14464637
Oh yeah, and Linux
90ecef No.14464645
>>14464636
>should we do something about it, just like we did with the GGE?
what do you propose, OP?
332f3d No.14464654
>>14464645
We can:
>Wait and see what happens
>Change the state of the Empire manually and make it fall into smaller states or even destroy the galaxy
If we went with the second option, we would have to chose one of the following.
>>14463632
2c277c No.14464657
>>14464636
Galaxy expanding civil war? Sure
Just be sure every one jumps in it
2c277c No.14464662
>>14464654
We didnt do blood purge last time, but i dont think it will do much
90ecef No.14464665
>>14464654
Rioting should break it down nicely. Make sure to name every revolt as one of the boards.
7a9b9e No.14464668
>>14464654
I think a Blood Purge would be fitting. Either that or >>14464665
332f3d No.14464670
I think I will go with Rioting as it's less likely to destroy ancestry and reset the galaxy.
332f3d No.14464676
Here's our rioting Empire, falling to riots probably over whether traps are gay or not or something like that.
332f3d No.14464684
Oh shit, our fleet is fighting the star eater.
332f3d No.14464687
>10 Millenia
Maybe it will survive more than that. Rioting doesn't seem to so much fuck over the Empire economically and technologically as just increasing the chance of rebellion, so it won't be as bad as degenerating, although the Hwan might eat some of our territories.
332f3d No.14464694
Fuckers know when to pick a good moment.
332f3d No.14464699
Hey guys… remember when we said that The Eater of Stars isn't as scary as it sounds?
af1c4d No.14464707
>>14464699
This is some Tzeentch level of bullshit.
2c277c No.14464716
>>14464699
wait, does that mean there are no more planets there and thoses are just jump point now?
332f3d No.14464723
>>14464706
>>14464707
>>14464712
>>14464714
>>14464716
Seems that those planets he swallowed were actually just parts of a large sacrificial symbol that he was creating to eat this much of galaxy. He then sat at the middle of it and activated it to swallow everything. I think the worlds are still here, it's just that the Empires there were destroyed.
90ecef No.14464732
>>14464699
>#yolo
motherfucker
53562f No.14464735
>2000 stars and 9999 empires
Sweet jesus, we need to stream this one day.
332f3d No.14464736
>You will never have experienced happiness
Even after doing that he mocks us.
267df0 No.14464738
>>14463640
How do you have Fitness Republic at 10 Science levels? Empires ascend as soon as they hit 9.
332f3d No.14464758
I actually thought about disabling the rioting state of 8chan because I thought the Eater of Stars will change things around enough on it's own.
I was wrong!
>>14464738
I disabled that to make things more interesting.
2c277c No.14464773
>>14464758
well, it seems we have three maybe four new contestants
we just need to give some traits that would help agains 8ch or nerf 8ch just a tiny bit
332f3d No.14464788
Jesus Christ, 8ch is holding out surprisingly well though it's in a constant state of riots for a couple of millennia now.
Almost sounds like something really true for our board
Do we want to change anything or leave it be?
2c277c No.14464818
332f3d No.14464825
>I'll just simulate for a bit more to see if new countries form what's the worst that coud happ…
<SPACE ODDITY!: A dragon has appeared!
7a9b9e No.14464829
>>14464825
>Daisy the Dragon
This game really has a sense of humor.
2c277c No.14464856
>>14464842
is it going towards the ships or what?
267df0 No.14464860
>>14464842
Shoot it with long range rockets once it has a few more parts. Trust me, it'll be fine.
332f3d No.14464862
I think this was an egg, a dragon has just been killed and reappeared again while losing the dot. Also 8chan has been rioting for so long that it naturally went int a degeneration stage.
>>14464856
It's just flying around attacking planets.
332f3d No.14464865
Shit it just attacked the 8chan fleet.
332f3d No.14464872
Well that didn't do much, the 8chan fleet just destroyed the dragon. I think that we will be able to name countries soon.
ab7ccc No.14464880
332f3d No.14464881
Do you think it's divided enough to start naming countries? I can simulate a bit further or just start numbering them. Also, Hwan are 70 millennia old already, holy shit.
90ecef No.14464902
>>14464881
the green one is obviously /x/
267df0 No.14464921
>>14464881
The brown one should be called "Reginald's Domain"
332f3d No.14464935
>>14464902
>>14464921
Don't forget about specials.
2c277c No.14464947
>>14464881
the purple one
Kube empire
militant
defensive
fanatical
industrial
reclusive
90ecef No.14464954
>>14464935
scientific, reclusive, cult
332f3d No.14464959
I'll add the new Empires in after I come back, which might happen either today or tomorrow. I have a few things to do, but I'll continue the thread once I have the chance.
7a735e No.14464961
>>14464935
5
Brotherhood of the feminine dicks
F7
Unstable, Fanatical, Reclusive, Militant
7a9b9e No.14464982
>>14464959
It's been fun OP.
thanks
2c277c No.14465735
fb0e77 No.14465881
>Heirs of Shadows
>Fanatic, Explosive, Agressive
>A1
>1, the brown region
fb0e77 No.14465891
>>14465881
Fug, I just noticed 1 is taken. Go with 3 instead.
e5d4cd No.14466075
>>14464935
Anons Mom Theocracy.
Militant, explosive, fanatical.
Any region is fine.
e5352e No.14466198
IS THERE A TORRENT LINK FOR THE PC VERSION?
53562f No.14466257
10fd2d No.14468059
0686a3 No.14471882
>>14464959
come back soon OP
896d20 No.14474590
Bumping, where are you OP
31b4fc No.14474645
I grabbed the volafile and spent the last hour or so messing around in observer mode. Got to watch an Empire conquer the entire galaxy - then delcare all will be ashes and purged the galaxy of all life.
318c08 No.14474710
>>14474645
Shit if that is what happens by default we escaped certain death twice by now, first with GGE now with 8chan
31b4fc No.14474735
>>14474710
Far as I can tell it only happens if an Empire in blood purge mode conquers the galaxy.
c9e812 No.14475798
OP here, I will start simulation in a moment after I name the countries as I promised. I'm really sorry that I didn't do that yesterday but I had some things to take care of.
c9e812 No.14475838
This is our current map for now, but I'll advise you to get some more countries ready because it's still a very chaotic period right now.
Again I'm sorry for not continuing the thread tomorrow but as for now my schedule got a little busy, so I'm not able to post as often as I would want to.
>>14464921
As this anon didn't give me the Specials, the brown region will become the "Heirs of Shadows".
318c08 No.14475851
>>14475798
No problem OP, real life is more important but just dont make promises that can become little lies, after all we all had our far share of them in some moment or another
b2e11a No.14475863
>>14475838
>all those lvl 12 techlevels
shit
318c08 No.14475878
>>14475863
8chan havent fall hard enough for a hard reset like on GGE scenario
>>14475838
Wait, "Imperial Tomb"? They have that?
c9e812 No.14475890
>The feminine dicks brotherhood going degenerating.
Some things never change.
c9e812 No.14475929
A small rebellion broke out on the territory of /x/ and they singed peace so we might have a new country soon if 8chan doesn't eat it up.
c9e812 No.14475952
>All those mind control pods from /x/
Holy shit, we might have a new Jackie Chan here. Also 8chan has degenerated one tech level.
c9e812 No.14475977
Happy 30 millennia birthday Magical Girls! Let's hope that they don't just all fall to aids because of being descendants of /leftypol/.
c9e812 No.14475990
>The femminine dicks are expanding.
318c08 No.14476034
>>14475990
>that territorial space
c9e812 No.14476038
>The baneposters are already just three worlds big.
I guess they didn't make it into the flight plan.
63b9fe No.14476047
>>14476038
Was getting that small part of their plan?
c9e812 No.14476112
8chan is already 20 millennia, seems that even after rioting and degenerating we managed to survive
c9e812 No.14476218
/x/ is celebrating a 10 millennia birthday! Do you think they had a skeleton party?
318c08 No.14476242
>>14476218
Another rebel MS?
c9e812 No.14476261
Wow, /x/ is really pushing it becoming more and more powerful with each moment.
>>14476242
They don't seem to be surviving enough to name them.
c9e812 No.14476264
Already /x/ is the most technologically advanced country.
318c08 No.14476272
>>14476261
Skelly ships sure do like the autists
e5d4cd No.14476339
>>14476264
Start this thread in a fixed time later on, i´m have work to do, i always getting here late.
REEEEEEEEEEkt.
b2e11a No.14476360
>>14476264
I guess /x/ finally found and captured a skinwalker, utilising him for their research
92c852 No.14478663
>going about my business as usual as a crew member in the /v/ fleet of the 8chan empire
>we're the biggest empire in this universe
>some stupid eater of stars spawns in our galaxy
>Commander Mark decides we have to fight this thing instead of leaving it alone
>keeps sending countless of my friends out to die to this thing
>it's almost as bad as when he tried playing Sonic on a livestream
>he just won't give up and call for a tactical retreat
>Eater of Stars has enough of Mark's shit
>devours most of our territory
>tfw my homeworld was destroyed
>tfw the skeleton raiders of /x/ take the remnants of my homeworld
>tfw refugee on a small planet in what's left of the once mighty 8chan empire
>tfw I just wanted to cruise the galaxy and play video games
39f7bc No.14478704
Is there anything interesting in the Hwan fleet?
918165 No.14478712
>>14476264
>/x/ kicking ass
You see what happens when you crazy fuckers don't deliberate shoot yourselves in the foot for entertainment? Beautiful things.
63b9fe No.14479821
>>14476264
All they need now is a tentacle ship
556311 No.14486454
I should really organize my time better. As you can see, /x/ has created a wormhole disruptor which it will probably use to bring ghosts and demons into our world, to conquer the entirety of galaxy.
556311 No.14486465
For some reason there is a Magical Girl ship outside the galaxy. I have no idea what it's doing there, at the same time, autists have merged with some unimportant country.
556311 No.14486474
W-what is The gift of calm?
556311 No.14486492
>>14486474
Should I open it and see what happens?
3e17ce No.14486514
556311 No.14486530
IT'S THE ONE WHICH DESTROYS THE FUCKING GALAXY
556311 No.14486545
FINALLY I FIND THE TIME TO ACTUALLY CONTINUE THE THREAD FOR A LONGER WHILE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
556311 No.14486555
**The game just crashed and I had the game saved before opening the gift. Should I open it again and let the galaxy burn?*
7a735e No.14486588
>>14486555
I'm saddened that the Brotherhood of Feminine Dicks was erased, but the same time we shouldn't steep to Liberal's levels and try to rewrite history.
3e17ce No.14486607
>>14486555
Did the magical girl frigate survive?
556311 No.14486618
>>14486588
Can't argue with those dubs, this is the end for many of the countries… but surprisingly /x/ has survived the apocalypse thanks to their mind control pods.
>>14486607
No, only higher level ships survive from what I see.
556311 No.14486631
I guess I have to show you how much 8chan has been able to accomplish. /x/ is now the only country in the galaxy, seems that their knowledge of the paranormal has saved them from being destroyed by the apocalypse.
7a735e No.14486643
>>14486618
Making a new empire for when the opportunity arrives.
The Reverse-Trap Federation
D8
Slow Starter, Stable, Defensive, Diplomatic
63b9fe No.14486665
>>14486631
And here i was hoping that the original bloodlines would finally die.
But how will new empires be created now? As revolutions inside /x/, or a spontaneous political Big Bang?
556311 No.14486666
>/leftypol/ bloodline is dead
Seems that the apocalypse has it's good point too, also the Hwan have survived for 73 millennia, holy shit.
556311 No.14486704
>Degenerating.
Well I guess I can't ask much from an empire that has barely survived the destruction of the entire galaxy.
556311 No.14486711
>>14486665
No, no revolutions for now, but /x/ is degenerating, there is a new one-star country though. We'll see what will happen after that.
556311 No.14486718
Also I just want to show you the histomap of the galaxy, with power levels being put on the graph.
See that cut in the middle? That's the Star Eater.
See that sudden fall at the end? That's the end of the world.
556311 No.14486727
>The game crashes again.
Holy shit, is this a fucking joke? If not for the galaxy I would be using the PC version already. I hate this dogshit emulator.
3e17ce No.14486737
>>14486727
You could end it here and start a new galaxy on the PC version.
556311 No.14486741
>>14486737
I thought about it too, the question is though, do you guys want this?
63b9fe No.14486744
>>14486727
Which one are you using?
As i said in the first part, I think the PC version hasn't been released yet
556311 No.14486749
>>14486744
I was using the first emulator I found which was BlueStacks Now I regret my decision a lot.
The PC version was already posted in this thread.
556311 No.14486755
Shit I didn't download the PC version when it was up as I didn't have the time, does any of you guys still have it? If not I'll just continue with the android one.
63b9fe No.14486764
>>14486749
Well shit, i was about to suggest you use that.
Yeah, lets just start again IMO
556311 No.14486772
>>14486764
Sure I just have to get PC version again, because I didn't have time to download it when it was up. I know that some of the anons here had it, so I'm hoping for a repost.
I can always also just look for another android emulator.
b2e11a No.14486790
>>14486666
>73 millenia of grorious korean history, all ruined by some shitty lolrandumb device
556311 No.14486868
Seriously though, is the anon who uploaded the game still in the thread?
63b9fe No.14486901
>>14486868
I don't think so. The share link is still there, but the game is not.
556311 No.14486922
>>14486901
I'll look for an android emulator for the next thread in this case, though I hope that there will be someone else who still has the game and posts it again.
7a735e No.14486931
>>14486922
I have the archive, i will upload to the vola.
556311 No.14486937
>>14486931
Thank you very much anon.
63b9fe No.14486938
>>14486931
Please do.
The official Steam version comes out tomorrow, it's the same as this one?
7a735e No.14486939
>>14486937
my upload rate is shit thought, so it says that it will take 10 minutes
7a735e No.14486983
556311 No.14487040
>>14486983
Thank you anon, works perfectly, I'll start readying the next thread already.
556311 No.14487051
Actually, if we're starting all over, how about you guys chose what the shape of the new galaxy will be?
ae8c74 No.14487061
>>14487051
if dubs, sine wave
if not dubs, I died as soon as I hit new reply
63b9fe No.14487070
>>14487051
Make it a round spiral instead of stretched.
But more importantly, make it BIGGER. Like, 400 or 500 stars and let's see how it looks
b2e11a No.14487195
ec540b No.14487687
>>14487051
ERF let's /gsg/ up in this bitch
0686a3 No.14489704
>>14487051
Round spiral. A larger size would be nice but don't go autistically large.
fd3cb5 No.14502513
e5352e No.14503247
>>14502513
You bumped the wrong one, nerd :-DDDDD
41b129 No.14507693
>volafiles
fugg :–DDDD wanted to check it out but they expired
ad6730 No.14514458
>>14507693
Can someone reupload?
53fcf2 No.14514492
>>14514458
It's already been reuploaded to vola hours ago.