5ece84 No.14463006
So i got invited to "final beta" for sea of Thieves and this is my ship. Litterally spawned upside down. this game is going to be more dead than the Dead Sea.
f25f83 No.14463020
Maybe the sea is upside down. Have you considered that?
5ece84 No.14463036
498657 No.14463192
>>14463006
This is too believeable since this is microsoft but do you have more screenshots for proof besides a watermark?
db08bd No.14463239
>can't sail backwards
What a shit game.
216cec No.14463845
>>14463239
<can't sail with an upside-down ship
Indeed.
01eb53 No.14463861
>Pirate game
oh yay
>windows 10 only
oh boo
436404 No.14463868
>>14463861
Don't worry. You can always just get the Ubisoft game instead.
01eb53 No.14463869
436404 No.14463877
>>14463869
Fuck if I can remember what mishmash of words they called it. It's Ubisoft so it's not worth committing to memory.
6e8dfb No.14463899
5afdb2 No.14463901
It's going to be shit anyway, game is shallow as fuck.
8367f7 No.14463914
God DAMNIT I want this game to be good and it's so obvious that it won't be. Sid Meier made the last truly great pirate game. How hard is it to make
>big open, mysterious world to explore with your friends
>ships with multiple things to do so that every hand is needed to sail well
>treasuremaps and interesting places to explore
>ports and merchants to encourage your shekel searching
>baddies and PvP to keep you on your toes and untrusting to strangers
436404 No.14463919
>>14463914
That depends. How can I fit lootboxes into this?
382816 No.14463926
Isnt this a meme game that nobody played a week later?
436404 No.14463947
>>14463926
It is a post-Microsoft Rare game, yes.
dca818 No.14463950
>>14463919
>dig up buried treasure
>it's a lootbox
e11c1b No.14464011
>Game that looked like shit turns out to be shit
47bb68 No.14464234
>>14463914
>take AssCreed 4
>keep the ship combat
>fix the off-ship gameplay so it's not AssCreed
>introduce spooky elements like ghost ships, krakens, voodoo niggers, treasures, abandoned temples deep in the jungle, etc.
>open world that lets you play the game as you want so you can be a merchant, privateer, officer for a nation, pirate
>RPG elements with C&C
How hard can it possibly be?
1d3665 No.14464247
47bb68 No.14464255
>>14464247
Choices and consequences.
6c88a5 No.14464287
>>14464247
Command & Conquer.
9881b0 No.14464541
>>14463006
>"final beta"
>ship spawning that should have a set X Y and Z coordinate for allignment still manages to spawn upside-down
What.
130a7b No.14464560
>>14464541
shut the fuck up nerd i XyZ ur mum last nite
2d951c No.14464678
>>14464541
>Microsoft
It's made Pajeets. They think X Y and Z are the gods of the watercloset.
26a64a No.14464685
>>14463006
So are you Argentinian?
6c88a5 No.14464701
>>14464685
Friendly reminder.
8e6ff8 No.14464726
9881b0 No.14464761
>>14464726
so the ship spawns upright next to your dock, not out on the open sea along that entire plane at random.
6b350c No.14465288
>>14464726
What are you NMEA 0183 or something?
843bd0 No.14465304
7f4802 No.14465605
>>14464701
>>14464685
Argentina is one of the most powerful countries in the world, don't talk shit.
e96179 No.14465678
>>14464701
Just goes to show you beaners subhumans can't do anything right, and I'm a beaner subhuman myself.
23c1ad No.14465711
>>14463006
Maybe the servers are in Australia.
01eb53 No.14465718
>>14463899
is that actually done yet?
3a334d No.14466369
>>14463020
Maybe the whole world is perfectly normal but you're upside-down instead.
a19b27 No.14466391
>>14466369
That was an enjoyable film.
97ff53 No.14466408
>>14466391
They put cartoons onto film? Why? Would be easier to keep digital
a62af9 No.14466418
>>14464247
Caring and cuddling
4a7c0c No.14466430
>>14466391
The twist was beyond retarded and makes sense.
4a7c0c No.14466432
>>14466430
*makes no sense
1ee800 No.14466449
>>14466369
That would be fucking terrifying.
b35dac No.14466554
>>14466430
Oh, and the "villains" are fucking retarded.
ddbe24 No.14468588
>>14464701
>Build a ship in the southern hemisphere
>Don't expect it to sail upside-down
It's like you don't know how the world works at all. This is just a picture of the ship as it's crossing the equator, midway through flipping the other way. OBVIOUSLY.
e20c56 No.14468676
>>14465605
1982 would like to have a word with you
a78ae1 No.14468699
1f8075 No.14468781
>>14464247
cuntboys and cunnilingus owo
637598 No.14468819
>>14463006
You accidentally got the sea folk ship instead of a human one.
a78ae1 No.14469018
>>14468781
This isn't a gamenight thread? :^)
7ee882 No.14469040
>>14464234
Man'o'war corsair is clunky right now but does some of that already
7c58f2 No.14469144
>>14463006
>>14463861
>see some trailers for Sea of Thieves and State of Decay 2
>get somewhat hyped, SoD1 was pretty fun and Sea of Thieves might be the next best thing to being a dickass seadog in Pirates of the Burning Sea
>little to no actual information on either title comes out for what feels like forfuckingever
>at about the same time, both announce they're Win10/Xbone only
Fucking Microsoft.
53c987 No.14469191
5afdb2 No.14469199
>>14469144
I hope you are not considering giving those faggots behind SoD any money though, besides the absolute kikery they are also SJW faggots. I expect them to go full overdrive with it in SoD 2
569017 No.14469317
>>14468781
I wouldn't mind either of those.
XD
Also, this is just an epic pirates of the Caribbean reference, you silly goats.
7c58f2 No.14469332
>>14469199
Never knew that, just liked building a fort against zombies and hunting for gear. What have they said/done to make them SJW, besides making the main characters of SoD1 a nigger camper and a spic female "vet." I'm a regular outdoorsman and I've never seen a nigger or spic woman in the woods.
6e8dfb No.14469338
>>14469332
>nigger or spic woman in the woods.
They blend in with the dirt (^:
b349c4 No.14469342
>>14469332
>main characters
>they can die at any time after the intro and you can switch to anyone else once you build their "trust" and unlock them
>>14469144
>>14469199
I've known SoD2 would be an xbone/win10 exclusive for years now. The fact that it was an xbox360 marketplace exclusive title for awhile should have been a red flag.
5afdb2 No.14469356
>>14469332
Play the first hour of the game and count how many gay people you meet. They also released a new version of their game that people needed to buy which is pretty bad but at the same time they released a patch for the old game that broke it.
03dbc5 No.14469387
>>14463006
Are there any other enemies besides other players and skeletons?
2c9800 No.14469400
>>14463006
>I was offered and accepted an unpaid position as a video game betatester
436404 No.14469406
>>14469387
Microsoft's online infrastructure.
628eca No.14469571
>>14464287
That image is retarded. Anime girls make you gay.
235d3a No.14470342
>>14463901
>games so shallow ships can't sit in the water the right way