06189e No.14448298
Grand Strategy Games
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This Day in History, March 8th
>1618 Johannes Kepler discovers the third law of planetary motion.
>1817 The New York Stock Exchange is founded.
>1908 The House of Commons, London, turns down the women’s suffrage bill.
>1909 Pope Pius X lifts the church ban on interfaith marriages.
>1942 Japanese troops capture Rangoon, Burma.
>1943 Japanese forces attack American troops on Hill 700 in Bougainville, Papua New Guinea. The battle will last five days.
>1954 France and Vietnam open talks in Paris on a treaty to form the state of Indochina.
>1965 More than 4,000 Marines land at Da Nang in South Vietnam and become the first U.S. combat troops in Vietnam.
c80520 No.14448496
Is Darkworld Reborn on Loverslab outdated? Can't get it to work pls help.
113fe8 No.14448637
2207d5 No.14448651
>>14448637
And so have you, we all have.
3529e4 No.14449032
>>14448379
>People who imported blacks into country for quick profit, ruining it in the long run
266bc0 No.14449070
>>14448379
>funded by the Rothschilds
>majority of slave owners Jewish
>wanted more niggers in the US
>supported by the (((British)))
96a162 No.14449079
>>14449032
>when you import niggers by the literal boatload for more than a hundred years and then assassinate the president who wanted to deport them all to Liberia
BASED southern aristocracy.
2207d5 No.14449087
>>14449079
>still spreading this meme
69ef4a No.14449122
>>14448379
the south will rise again
362f4c No.14449357
>paradox interactive
>swedish company
>international women's day
>add female gfx, when not even alf landon has a portrait
>add bisexual manchurian princess, skill higher than professional educated german generals, with a custom trait
>ban everyone who disagrees
4568c8 No.14449379
So how much did Woke Tiger fuck up the game anyway. All I've seen is BIKE meme.
e55b6e No.14449423
>>14449357
What did you expect?
8925ca No.14449456
>>14448298
What's "grand" about these games?
72c6fe No.14449463
>>14449456
grand amounts of autism
c74f9c No.14449521
>>14449456
You fuck around the whole world/continent, not just a battle of campaign.
c74f9c No.14449532
>>14449423
>falling for pdx dlc
>when cs.rin.ru. forum exists
>what is creamapi
Im more about the swedishness, not the jewishness m8.
333524 No.14449720
>>14449357
>bisexual manchurian princess
who?
23505c No.14450015
>>14449720
Look up "women's day" dev dairy
324b15 No.14450059
>>14449357
Didn't CA also introduce female leaders in Rome 2 with the latest patch? Cucks gonna cuck.
d3d1f9 No.14450112
>>14449456
The final price if you purchase all DLC legally at full retail value.
4a76f8 No.14450224
>>14450015
I'm not gonna lie, I din't expect that much cuckoldry even from the Swedes. Silly me I know. The went full retard with the next expansion for the HoI4; formable Byzantium, the Kalmar Union and the Baltic Federation.
d3d1f9 No.14450566
>>14450224
South Africa gets to form Rhodesia.
JK it's called the zimbabwean empire, I shit you not
86052d No.14450615
I was doing pretty good as the Justanids and then got my game fucked by the kike next door. I've tried a couple of games with this dynasty and it seems that they are a much easier choice for a Zoroastrian run than Karen which I have tried hundreds of times so far and always fail due to all those large muslim blobs.
110514 No.14450628
>>14450566
Do you have a decision to kill whitey, that removes all your factories and research slots?
324b15 No.14450633
>>14450566
They should release a Wakanda DLC so they can reach the next level of kikery.
d3d1f9 No.14450653
>>14450633
I spoke with Johan and it's going to be free DLC released for Black History Month.
Actually not technically DLC since it's forced to be on and they'll remove the ability to play old versions on steam so that racists are forced to experience history.
>>14450628
Haven't done it, I'm guessing it makes you into a tolerant and advanced multicultural society free of hate with cores across most of Africa to unite the African peoples.
c784e8 No.14451279
Because people are still asking about the new HoI4 DLC.
The answer is no.
823307 No.14451388
>>14451279
Absolutely disgusting. Paradox needs to die.
110514 No.14451399
>>14451279
Victoria Louise on the german throne is a cool idea, but not this way, fucking swedes.
586e86 No.14451493
>>14450059
I thought those were just units, not leaders, right?
d3d1f9 No.14451518
>HoI4 new focus tree for Germany involves restoring the monarchy and allying UK to attack France
>You can create the EU in HoI4.
This is so dumb holy shit.
324b15 No.14451554
>>14451493
That's the "Daughters of Mars" DLC. I'm talking about the new patch they released for Rome 2.
86052d No.14451570
>>14451554
Let me guess: the game punishes if you don't decide to give women more power?
d3d1f9 No.14451606
>generals have to be manually leveled up with a skill tree now with new red fuhrer mana
>generals have a max trait cap of 6
>historical generals have historical traits that do nothing
>game literally wants you not to use historical generals so that you can get more powerful traits.
Thanks for catering to the "who's rommel?" crowd Paradox.
cd4ffb No.14451639
>>14451570
Well obviously; you are intentionally ignoring half of the muscle and brain power after all. Never mind that those societies didn't even have the means to efficiently harness the entire capacity of the male populace.
22d572 No.14451787
>>14451279
This is reddit. This is a perfect portrayal of reddit as a piece of software. Reddit.exe by Reddit Development Studio. It's more reddit than soylent and fedoras. It's more reddit than reddit.com.
62718a No.14451842
>>14451279
>victoria III
they cant be serious right?
9f5b82 No.14452028
>>14449032
You can say the same about the north quite honestly
49f0d1 No.14452234
For some reason my grand strategy folder is missing Johan memes. Please post some of his statements and shit.
9e7ed8 No.14452311
has our jeb finally done it?
2207d5 No.14452332
>>14452311
SLOW AND STEADY
69625f No.14452417
>>14452332
>tfw after the defeat Jeb! set up a fascist party in Italy
9e7ed8 No.14452806
>>14452445
inb4 gauc partisans topple the eu
6a887e No.14453863
>>14451279
I took a brief moment and looked this up. According to a Reddishit thread, this mess is mercifully only created through a convoluted bullshit series of divergences, hidden in the monarchist-reactionary German path. Text verbatim, edited for less horrendous spacing.
>The actual "Form the HRE" decision just needs territory and having Victoria Louise as national leader. Getting her, though, is interesting: the Hindenburg must survive. Germany must go non-aligned and restore the Kaiser, and the Netherlands must reject returning Wilhelm II - and you must back down and get Wilhelm III instead. Germany must take the focus "An Alliance with the Shade." This then opens up a series of decisions.
>Reinstate Prince Wilhelm's Right of Succession
>Modernize the succession laws (changes to agnatic-cognatic succession)
>Request Restoration of British Titles
>Britain then proposes a "royal ceremony of the century" to restore the titles, to which you have to agree (event pop-up) and send Victoria Louise as a liaison. Then the rest of the royal family travel over in the Hindenburg and all die in a crash - which makes Victoria Louise into Victoria I. If you choose not to send a liaison, then the royal family all dies, including Victoria, but I can't work out who you then get. The event text is: "the government has assumed direct control, but it seems unlikely that this will see the return of democracy in the short term"
You may make your own judgements as to the questionable plausibility. The important part is that external to said plausibility it's meme tier bullshit made for virtue signalling.
72c6fe No.14454105
>>14451279
I have seem a lot of things. I have seen Serbia and Bosnia trade places. I have seen niggers on the Byzantine throne. I have seem Korea snake it's way through asia all the way to Gibraltar. I have seen Portugal convert to Judaism. But I've never seen anything as disgusting as this.
16883a No.14454181
>>14452445
Source on that image?
c784e8 No.14454195
>>14454181
I believe it is from the video where Jeb is a taxi driver. But edited.
9e7ed8 No.14454197
>>14454181
pray to the gauc gods
2207d5 No.14455615
>>14452311
What's the mod name fellow JebHead?
596c29 No.14455821
how do you get NNM to work with NWO in vic2
2ccbef No.14456420
>>14451279
There really isn't a god, these Swedes need to fucking pay.
3ef9a5 No.14456470
>>14449087
>historical fact is a meme
>lol jews weren’t the slave owners
>or the slave traders
>or the slavers
>ha ha wow hate whites goyim
3ef9a5 No.14456481
>>14456420
When we save Sweden from the niggers and dune coons, will we have to also exterminate the handful of Swedes left as punishment for allowing their country to become fucked up in the first place?
f357e1 No.14456585
>>14456481
Partition the land between Finland and Denmark :DDDDD
c80520 No.14456605
>>14456481
Genocide 60% of them as punishment and give Malmo back to Denmark. The Swedes are clearly incapable of being responsible with Danish clay.
2ccbef No.14456607
>>14456585
What about Norway?
Can we just seize Paradox and make actual video games?
c05656 No.14456620
Obviously we should restore the Kalmar Union just for some real life dank memery.
cb4773 No.14456626
>>14450566
>>14450653
>>14450628
>zimbabwean empire
https://archive.is/3lICJ
>>14456607
I believe Sweden has an election soon if you want to head on over to >>>/pol/11276180
cb4773 No.14456634
>>14449079
Yes… well (((they))) couldn't have that. You know that's why he was killed right? That and something about a Silver Standard…
cb4773 No.14456639
>>14450615
A strange man has arrived at your court
>Master schemer
>OP intrigue
>OP 'stewardship'
>Greedy
>Ashkenazim
Someone at Paradox is not being a good goyim
2ccbef No.14456643
>>14451279
I also forgot to ask, are there new nations? Besides from formable nations, which are back now, how about releasable ones?
c80520 No.14456669
>>14456607
We don't need their studio. If we take their Clausewitz Engine they'd have some serious competition with their player-base.
2ccbef No.14456960
>>14456669
Is the engine any fucking good though? Do they just intentionally gut their games of anything meaning all the fucking time?
c80520 No.14457028
>>14456960
It's not the engine's fault the devs are Swedes, anon. You can fix engines, but you can't fix Swedes.
62592b No.14457051
>>14453863
>>14451279
You should be angrier that you can form the European Union. No reason for that other than the fact they want them streamerbait bucks.
29a040 No.14457078
>>14456960
>Son, we live in a world that revolves around profits, and those profits have to be safeguarded by men like me. Who's gonna do it? You? You, /v/? I have greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for East vs. West, and you curse Paradox Interactive. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that East vs. West cancellation, while tragic, probably saved money; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on imageboards, you want my games, you need my games. We use words like profits, DLCs, widder audience. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very games that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them.I would rather that you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a compiler and start coding. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
>/v/ Did you cancel East vs. West?
>Col. Andersson: I did the job
>/v/ Did you cancel East vs. West?
>Col. Andersson: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
b167a1 No.14457141
>>14451279
Why does she look like a man in that portrait
c05656 No.14457175
>>14457141
Who said she doesn't identify as a man you shitlord??
69625f No.14457219
>>14457196
>Swedes seriously think the chinks won't just wipe Africa out once they are done with it
No blacks in the future for you, only yellow.
>>14457141
>tfw the big happy families of Europe are now dead
c80520 No.14457253
>>14457219
That baby has a big head, but god damn Nicholas is looking good.
b167a1 No.14457302
>>14451279
By the way, I don't suppose there's a way to get Prince August Whilhelm ("Auwi") as the leader of NatSoc Germany?
Supposedly he joined the NatSoc party because he wanted Germany to become a kind of diarchy like Italy, with a monarchy and fascist state existing simultaneously.
Would be kind of interesting to have that kind of blend of ideologies, and more likely than Willy 2 just returning or the HRE reforming.
69625f No.14457307
>>14457302
Nah, all you get is the "NATSEEES BTFO" reddit shite.
da299c No.14457335
>>14451279
The Disgusting thing isn't even that Victoria Luise von Preußen sits on the Throne, but that they really thought that it would be a good idea for Germany to be able to reinstate the HRE is making me almost puke.
t.German
030e47 No.14457338
>>14457335
What's wrong with the HRE?
da299c No.14457354
>>14457338
Nothing, but the HRE is based on religion and not Nationality. There is no way you could reinstate it after Nationalism became big Europe, that's just Stupid. Also:
>France
>Britian
>Italy
>Hungary
The HRE was a mostly German Empire so it would make no sense at all for those Nations to Join. The French and English especially would rather kys until they die an deaths than being ruled over by Germans. Whatever reddit is retarded and i should'nt be so autistic about a shitty game.
85434d No.14457407
>>14451279
>>14457335
>>14457354
I'd say its not so much united by religion but rather the temporal power exercised by the religious institution headed by the pope. German's might have made the glut of the people and the heart of the empire, but it included other cultures such as the Italians, French, Hungarians, Czechs or their time-period equivalents.
Of course thats HRE of the medieval ages. An HRE in the time period that Vicky 3 is meant to take place in is utterly nonsensical. I guess that the Third Reich is just too associated with Nazis to use, eh?
c05656 No.14457562
During the time the HRE existed, there was no real German identity anyway so the individual German states were just as distant towards each other as they were to the other ethnicities in the Reich. Now with established national identities the whole thing would just be a shittier EU.
b11382 No.14457737
>>14457253
Doesn't he always?
2207d5 No.14457741
>>14456470
Okay lets analyze this real quick, because you're pretty fucking retarded and need some help. That's okay.
1) Republicans were never going to deport niggers, they were a new voting block for them. Abraham was a Republican.
2) VPs usually follow their President's basic plans. Truman finished the war FDR started, FBJ finished the Civil Rights reforms JFK started. Etc, etc.
3) Lincoln's VP was Andrew Johnson. Now if there was a plan to deport niggers, if there was ANYONE up for that plan it'd be Andrew fucking Johnson. He vetoed the 14th amendment, said that "This is a country for white men, and by God, as long as I am President; it shall be a government for white men," who also almost got impeached for trying to block the 14th amendment. Really, you don't think if there was a plan that Andrew Johnson wouldn't have enacted it? You're pants on head retarded if you believe that.
The only thing remotely close to what you're saying is Lincoln having the idea of voluntary emigration, which you can hardly say is his plan because the US government had that idea since fucking Monroe.
c864cf No.14457821
>>14451279
This in-game joke will cause a lot of butthurt amongst the elitist turbo nerds around here :)
72c6fe No.14457837
>>14457821
>It's… it's just a joke!
It must be great to deflect any and all criticism of your product as le ebin joke, Johan
c864cf No.14457849
>>14457354
>Nothing, but the HRE is based on religion and not Nationality.
What part of Heiliges Römisches Reich DOITSCHA Nationen didn't you understand?
c784e8 No.14457856
>>14457837
It is just proves it is a joke of a game.
72c6fe No.14457860
>>14457849
Seeing as how the Holy Roman Empire wasn't either holy, Roman, or an empire, arguing with its name doesn't carry all that much weight, anon.
b11382 No.14457867
>>14457860
Oh fuck off Voltaire you sad prick.
c05656 No.14457878
>>14457860
The Ereignis wasn't any of those traits either but I don't hear people say it.
c05656 No.14457886
>>14457878
>Ereignis
thx autocorrect
I meant the ERE or Basileia ton Romaion if you prefer Byzanboo-speak
b11382 No.14457894
>>14457886
But it was an Empire
72c6fe No.14457898
>>14457886
How so, anon? It was in the east relative to the rest of Europe, it was Roman as it was a direct continuation of the Roman empire, and it was an empire, again, due to being a continuation of the Roman Empire.
b167a1 No.14457903
>>14457860
t.reddit-historian
e84410 No.14457908
>>14457898
>and it was an empire, again, due to being a continuation of the Roman Empire
And controlling territory outside of what would be its "national borders" i.e. Greece and Anatolia.
c864cf No.14457924
72c6fe No.14457958
>>14457924
>being this mad about the truth
13b924 No.14457975
I hear Parakikes are working on further fucking up the Balkans in CK2
f12aa1 No.14457985
>>14457924
>holy
>roman
>empire
15a112 No.14457987
>>14457898
It' was in the East, no problem there. But Roman? It was a bunch of Greeks larping as Romans. The official language was Greek. Being an empire isn't all that hard when you happen to squat straight on the border between Europe and Asia.
586e86 No.14457991
>>14457908
So thats why constantinople was the capital of the roman empire by many years, right.
>>14457924
>t.-butthurt kraut
>>14457987
It was the eastern half of the roman empire, you sad fuck, thats a direct continuation of the empire and theres no way you can say otherwise withouth being intellectually dishonest with yourself.
15a112 No.14457996
>>14457991
The HRE used parts of the Roman system of governance as well, to varying degrees of success.
Romania means "Land of the Romans" but we both know that it's the land of slavs and gyppos. Are Romanians Roman?
b167a1 No.14457998
>>14457991
> thats a direct continuation of the empire
They lost their claim to the Roman throne when Irene of Athens became head of state, which in Roman law also made her the supreme commander of the military, a position which was barred for women.
So Leo III. was completely in the right when he saw the Roman throne as vacant when the crowned Karl the Great as Roman Emperor.
586e86 No.14458000
>>14457996
>The HRE used parts of the Roman system of governance as well, to varying degrees of success.
The HRE was formed by a frank by a papal degree after the WRE fell and the ERE was still standing.
Romanians just call themselves that.
Byzantines are the same god dammed empire as the roman empire but the surviving part.
e84410 No.14458006
>>14457991
>So thats why constantinople was the capital of the roman empire by many years, right.
Yeah that's exactly what happened.
>Byzantium took on the name of Konstantinoupolis ("city of Constantine", Constantinople) after its re-foundation under Roman emperor Constantine I, who transferred the capital of the Roman Empire from Rome to Byzantium in 330 AD and designated his new capital officially as Nova Roma (Νέα Ῥώμη) 'New Rome'.
586e86 No.14458009
>>14458006
Oh great, so the roman empire stopped being the roman empire because the capital was in greece, what a neat way to order the rise and fall of empires.
b167a1 No.14458012
>>14458009
You can't go >Roman on the HRE when it held Rome at a later date than "Byzantium"
f12aa1 No.14458016
>>14457987
>The direct continuation of the administration of the eastern half of the roman empire wasn't really a continuation of the administration of the eastern half of the roman empire
>>14457998
>Using catholicuck pretexts and kikery
>>14457996
>Romania means "Land of the Romans" but we both know that it's the land of slavs and gyppos. Are Romanians Roman?
Romanians are actually a remnant of romance-speaking peoples who migrated from the Balkans to modern Romania (there's still remnants of these pre-migration peoples in croatia, serbia and albania) mingled with dacian-romance speaking natives from the same area
15a112 No.14458021
>>14458000
The Greek part of the Roman empire. That's the crux. If they had adopted Roman culture and language I'd be willing to agree with you but they were genetically, culturally and linguistically Greek.
b167a1 No.14458025
>>14458016
>catholicuck
I can already tell how fruitful this discussion is going to be.
f12aa1 No.14458027
e84410 No.14458028
>>14458009
Wait a second, we're both agreeing that the ERE was the continuation of Rome. Why are you arguing with me?
15a112 No.14458040
Also I really didn't intend to start this sort of debate. We all agree that the HRE in 1940 is dum-dum but that's Paradox for you.
586e86 No.14458044
>>14458012
Seeing how the HRE held nothing of the roman administration nor it was in any way a continuation of the empire, yes, i can.
>>14458028
I misread your original post.
b167a1 No.14458060
>>14458044
>nor it was in any way a continuation of the empir
Which part of "the Roman throne was vacant and the pope crowned Karl Roman emperor" don't you understand?
586e86 No.14458063
>>14458060
Except it wasnt, and if they wanted to fucking claim it, they had to go to constantinople to take it, not just pretend to be rome because the pope wanted a new sugar daddy.
72c6fe No.14458064
Maybe we should rename EU to HRE and say it's a fully valid continuation of the Roman Republic.
b167a1 No.14458066
>>14458063
IT WAS DE JURE, BECAUSE WOMEN WEREN'T ALLOWED TO RULE
c784e8 No.14458067
>>14458064
>Maybe we should rename EU to HRE and say it's a fully valid continuation of the Roman Republic.
Gave me a huge giggle. Thanks.
e84410 No.14458068
>>14458064
Have to wait for Italy to exit the EU first.
586e86 No.14458071
>>14458066
The pope had no right to claim authority over the title and the papers that supposedly gave it to him were a fabrication, if you want to contest the title, you have to go and actually claim it, not pretend you have it and call it there.
a90bde No.14458114
>>14458021
Genetically roman? You think the roman empire was an ethnostate? Nigga you done fucked up
15a112 No.14458133
>>14458114
Well they cared a lot about citizenship and the status of subjugated peoples before they began to crumble stopped giving a fuck.
586e86 No.14458142
>>14458133
Citizenship wasnt obtained via genetics.
23b921 No.14458193
>>14457987
>It' was in the East, no problem there. But Roman? It was a bunch of Greeks larping as Romans
But anon the Romans believed themselves to be of Greek origin, descendant from the people of troy if I remember right.
c864cf No.14458206
>>14457958
>no u
lol great post
7dfeac No.14458209
>>14458193
>Troy
>Greek
uh dude
da299c No.14458216
>>14457849
dude we have italians and slavs too but its german lmao
nod really
72c6fe No.14458219
>>14458206
>his entire post is "Wrong, retard"
>complains about "no u"
23b921 No.14458244
>>14458209
>Troy
>Near the coast of Hellas
>being anything else then Greeks
164206 No.14458281
>>14457141
>tfw you will never discuss military tactics with your Prussian Princess gf
>tfw she will never give you Clausewitz "Vom Krieg" as a Christmas present
>tfw you will never go to balls and dance together
>tfw
23b921 No.14458317
>>14458268
>implying the Greeks didn't spread like crazy, having colonies as far as in Hispania and Gaul
It doesn't have to be in Greece to be made of Greeks
08f820 No.14458393
>>14458317
>It doesn't have to be in Greece to be made of Greeks
But the ERE, made up largely of Greeks, was Roman?
23b921 No.14458453
>>14458393
The Romans considered themselves to be descendant of Greeks settlers, either they were really Greeks until they enriched the Sabine women or they were LARPing as Greeks. The ERE Greeks weren't from Rome but they were pretty much the same people.
93a14a No.14458488
>>14451518
>Restore the monarchy
>To form a bureaucratic nightmare that can only exist because the governments of the member states don't care about their countries
Uhh
4ddcf6 No.14458558
General threads should be banned on /v/
93a14a No.14458575
>>14458558
Would you rather have twenty threads for the same game?
08f820 No.14458576
>>14458453
>The Romans considered themselves to be descendant of Greeks settlers
I don't recall that, but I'll admit I'm pretty rusty on my /his/.
Assuming this is true that means the Greeks were conquered by a splinter group of mixed Greeks, managed to keep a chunk of their empire afloat, then proudly proclaimed themselves to be the continuation on their conqueror cousins.
I can see their reasons for doing so and would probably have done the same in their shoes, but the thought has always left a awful taste in my mouth.
>>14458558
So that you can claim /v/ hates video games?
93a14a No.14458579
>>14458576
>Assuming this is true that means the Greeks were conquered by a splinter group of mixed Greeks
Well that is what happens when you're greatest leader dies and your empire dissolves into successor states.
8b5c10 No.14458586
>>14458558
You're only gonna make enemies with that line of thought, anon. What are you gonna do, tell them to fuck off to their own board or something?
586e86 No.14458592
>>14458576
>I don't recall that, but I'll admit I'm pretty rusty on my /his/.
They believed they were the descendants of people that escaped from troy.
db9d21 No.14458755
How does this make you feel?
15a112 No.14458948
15a112 No.14458956
>My brain after studying the Trojan War and suddenly being privy to a whole topic of literature that stretches from antiquity to romanticism
01ca4f No.14459020
>>14457335
Gold is a very valuable commodity
01ca4f No.14459028
>>14457860
"Holy Roman Empire". This is a very difficult thing to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.
"Holy", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Holy", it is it's name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.
But then, the funniest is coming. "Roman". Yes, now. You cannot contain your laughter. “Roman”, it is called, despite the fact that this “Roman” body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A Germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves “Roman”.
And now, here is the end of the fun: “Empire”. Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An “Empire”, a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An “Empire” who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.
15a112 No.14459043
>>14459015
Weirdly enough it all started with a book by some GDR writer who took the war as a metaphor for the Cold War. You know, the whole wall thing.
f138e9 No.14459609
>>14451279
>East vs West died for this
Fucking swedes.
3ef9a5 No.14459639
>>14457741
>HURRR U DUM BECAUSE I SAY THING THAT IS PROVEN FALSE
Reported. Kill yourself.
>1) Republicans were never going to deport niggers
Kill yourself.
Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln, Volume 5.
Address on Colonization to Deputation of Negroes
August 14, 1862
LOOK IT UP, FUCKFACE
>2) VPs usually follow their President’s basic plans.
And you have the fucking GALL to list LBJ when saying that? Holy christ.
>Now if there was a plan to deport niggers
There was. Your false, illogical premises are irrelevant to determining this.
8a4ce9 No.14459654
>>14458755
what game, anon?
f138e9 No.14460216
db9d21 No.14460251
>>14459654
Knights of Honor with a HRE mod.
15a112 No.14460287
>>14459688
I don't get it.
2207d5 No.14460763
>>14459639
VOLUNTARY EMIGRATION IS NOT DEPORTATION YOU DUMB NIGGER
9e7ed8 No.14460878
>>14455615
redowlr,d where america colapses and george bush senior saves america and becomes an american here, and jeb his succesor, to face of bernie, the leader of the socialist states of america in a epic slow but steady stand off
2ec19a No.14461010
>>14458576
>Assuming this is true that means the Greeks were conquered by a splinter group of mixed Greeks, managed to keep a chunk of their empire afloat, then proudly proclaimed themselves to be the continuation on their conqueror cousins.
It's not like that at all, it's more of the empire slowly settled around two emperor's governing two halves of the empire but as the western half fell, the eastern half slowly drifted away from the latin identity to a greek one.
8a5fce No.14461410
>>>/lilia/318
What do you think of my Post-WW2 map and explanation? Possible?
4f663f No.14461651
>>14453863
>winston churchill's britain joining Germany
Holy fuck that's a new level of denial. As though Churchill (who got pissed after WW2 as soon as the shitskins started flooding into Britain) would EVER accept any kind of peace with Germany, regardless of ideology, let alone the DNVP who were basically hand in hand with the NSDAP.
9f5b82 No.14461777
does anyone play ck2plus?
b3ca5a No.14461782
>>14461651
first part of your post is right, however DNVP actually cooperated with the Bavarian Center Party and the Socialdemocrats to ban NSDAP leafletting, gatherings, and speeches for awhile in Munich.
4f663f No.14461801
>>14461782
And then did coalition with NSDAP to put Hitler in power.
22e858 No.14461846
Wow, gsg's moving pretty fast lately.
Any success playing Darkest hour on wine? My game stopped working and crashes now.
9d99fd No.14461897
>>14461777
Only a little bit.
6ed5b2 No.14461944
>>14458094
>/his/
>"are whiteys white?" board
5ee4fd No.14462127
>Latest KR update basically confirms Rumania royalist revolt succeeding is official lore
>Not only that even if royalists don't succeed Bulgaria has a railroaded focus to go to war against Rumania to depose Codreanu
Fucking commies they are hardly any NatPop countries left and the ones that are NatPop they've fucked over in someway to hamstring NatPop govt
f357e1 No.14462166
>>14451279
Holy fuck I just looked closer at this image and yet another retarded aspect pops up:
>Germany is in control of France, BeNeLux, Italy, and Great Fucking Britain as well as most of the Habsburg Empire
BUT!
>allowing Poland to retain control of Westreußen and Posen and mass murder German civilians there
>Poland's not even a puppet or anything
>it's just there independent sitting on German clay and killing German civilians
>and a Germany that controls most of Europe and all of the powerful parts is just sitting there letting them do it
How fucking retarded is Paradox?
b30aed No.14462177
>>14462166
That picture is actually taken from an ISorrowProduction video and he just powergamed to form the HRE as fast as possible.
>>14462127
Kaiserreich is the most fun you can have play HOI4, it just makes me wish the devs weren't fucking kikes.
1eb37c No.14462655
>>14461846
Disabling sound and music worked for me.
62592b No.14462893
>>14461410
>Australia is part of the European Empire
>New Zealand isn't
It checks out
a8135e No.14462927
>>14461410
It's anime-tier.
8a4ce9 No.14462944
>>14461410
>Japan didn't get Sakhalin
>allies naming themselves "terran federation"
>Germany giving Suez to Japan, ever
>Japan getting all of Africa, ever, and hilariously not getting Madagascar, when Madagascar was the only african territory Japan actually wanted in WW2
>Germany didn't have the naval capacity to get UK… but they somehow managed to take Australia on the other side of the planet
Was this made by Reddit?
93a14a No.14463069
>>14461777
Is it actually good or is it like paradox's bullshit where certain religions can pull an army out of their ass because they have enough mana?
a6644e No.14463122
>>14461410
That map is bad and you should feel bad for even posting it in this thread.
324b15 No.14463129
>>14463122
>map with world wiped clean of blacks and browns
>bad
93a14a No.14463139
>>14463129
I prefer a Sweden yes game where you use Africans as shock troops to save Finland from Russia.
a6644e No.14463149
>>14463129
>a map that deprives European lebensraum of Africa
>good
>>14463139
c864cf No.14463151
Just played hoi4 and found out you can't even customize the names for your division templates, it will always default to infantry-division, cavalry-division etc.
Fucking swedish cuckold devs.
93a14a No.14463161
>>14463149
Well it's hard to raise an army when your population is less than a million. So I borrowed some Africans. It's not like anybody will miss them.
c864cf No.14463173
>>14459028
was ur mom raped by a german and you were the end product it or what
8a4ce9 No.14463219
>>14463173
it's a pasta, anon
671950 No.14463242
>>14463161
Ah yes, my favourite nation: "R".
01ca4f No.14463404
>>14463173
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
Neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire. Basically a "WE WUZ" successor of the Carolingian Empire that only managed to have any kind of central authority until 1182, then it lost control over the Papal States and it's dutchies and counties started fighting against each other for power, turning it into a massive clusterfuck from that point. Luther's invention of Protestantism later on JUSTed it even further with endless autistic wars over religious denominations.
>2nd Reich
Lasted only 47 years.
>3rd Reich
A mere 12 years.
Every time Germany tried to form an Empire it ended in total disaster. What gives?
a8135e No.14463475
>the retarded judgment of a liberal dipshit on the state of the HRE at the time is somehow valid for the 1000 year period before him
XD
01ca4f No.14463481
>>14463475
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
030e47 No.14463567
>>14463404
The HRE lasts for over a thousand years, only destroyed by technicality by Napoleon.
Get the fuck on.
030e47 No.14463579
>>14457354
>In a decree following the 1512 Diet of Cologne, the name was changed to Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation (German: Heiliges Römisches Reich Deutscher Nation, Latin: Imperium Romanum Sacrum Nationis Germanicæ),[23][24] a form first used in a document in 1474.[21] The new title was adopted partly because the Empire had lost most of its Italian and Burgundian (Kingdom of Arles) territories by the late 15th century,[25] but also to emphasize the new importance of the German Imperial Estates in ruling the Empire due to the Imperial Reform.[26]
918470 No.14465575
>>14460763
read wethoughttheywerewhite newfag and comeback and debate it
8266dc No.14467065
>>14461777
>Emperor Kun
I-it's not like I wanted to be subjugated, b-baka!
d34f1a No.14467078
>>14460763
Thanks for admitting you were wrong. Deportation was planned.
b167a1 No.14468697
>>14463481
>Byzantine "Empire"
>Just Constantinople and a few isolated Fortresses
44d875 No.14469025
>>14461410
do you have full versions of the love live girls?
a2397f No.14469224
>>14451279
>>14457141
>>14451842
Does anybody know if there's any reason whatsoever (any ingame justification, no matter how flimsy and far-fetched) why you'd specifically need Victoria Louise on the throne in order to reform the HRE? Because I think all this is meant as an Easter egg just for the:
>Victoria III
>Stability +5.00%
>>14457354
France and Britain (and the USSR) are part of the HRE in that screenshot because iSorrowproductions just blobbed. Pic related are the actually required regions to reform the HRE.
4b9949 No.14469258
>>14468697
To be fair they got it on the technicality of spanning multiple continents.
741606 No.14469411
>>14463404
You care too much about the name HRE as if anyone really cared that much when it was founded. Otto the Great united the german Counts into thinking of themselves as a united people and seeing each other as brothers, that is the important part because at this point the real history of Germany and Germans as a united people really starts. Being crowned Emperor and calling the Empire Roman instead of Teutonic or Diutisk/Deutisk was only a powerplay which was incredibly useful and needed at the time. Of course some later Emperors got the quite retarded idea to larp as actual Romans or Italians but that never worked out well and there are just as many that used the title right. And no citizen apart from maybe some of the northern Italians actually called themselves Romans.
59ab51 No.14469524
I am Byzzie.
Lithuania is my ally.
Georgia, Serbia and Wallachia are my Marches.
Armenia, Persia, Damascus and Al Quds are all Orthodox vassals of mine.
Hungary is a catholic vassal.
What should I do with my vassals? Which should I annex, make marches, keep as they are?
For now I've decided to annex damascus because its turning out to be quite strong.
Maybe annex Armenia and make Persia a march and make them larger?
Also Spain had PU with portugal and annexed them, and has a PU with aragon and is now under sttack by france, im trying to be buddies with Spain, should I enforce peace between them and france and intervene in the war?
f138e9 No.14469620
What's the oldest version of MEIOU for EU4 and for what version of EU4?
741606 No.14469745
I got an interesting timeline here, Muscovy kept fucking up so Lithuania took over the role of being the big blob in the east, The Turks got fucked when all of their territory rebelled at the same time after losing a war against most of Europe, the Netherlands and Scotland ate up England together and the Netherlands is now one of the strongest powers in the entire world, meanwhile Spain is the strongest power in Europe right now with Milan as PU and Austria as allies. Oh and because England fell and France had some problems they are the only big nation that has colonies apart from the Netherlands so they took most of America.
Meanwhile Lithuania hates me, Austria hates me, France hates me and Spain dislikes me and helps Austria hate me, my only friends in this entire world are Sweden and the dutch, from "No natural borders" to "End of WW1" how fucked am I?
b167a1 No.14469790
>>14469745
>from "No natural borders" to "End of WW1" how fucked am I?
A solid "most militarized state since Antiquity entirely out of necessity"
cd5596 No.14470065
>>14463404
>Implying the catholics hadn't been instigating autistic inter-European genocidal wars over pointless religious denominations for over 1000 years before Luther
All abrahamists get the rope
cd5596 No.14470083
The Paradox forums are so cancerous and filled with virtue signalling communist faggots and tumblr tier feminists
72c6fe No.14470122
>>14470065
>genocidal wars in medieval europe
Nope.
>LARPagan
You sad fucks don't even realise you're calling for the destruction of one of the few remaining, ailing pillars of western culture and values. Literally marxist-tier.
8c0a0c No.14470136
>>14470083
why is that anyways? you'd think a niche genre like grand strategy wouldnt get fucked by those faggots
72c6fe No.14470146
>>14470136
>why is that anyways?
Swedish moderation bans wrongthink, so only faggots are left.
d34f1a No.14470180
>>14470146
No, you’re wrong, see, the moderation has absolutely no power over the content of the board. The users are the ones who make the posts, therefore it is the majority of users–meaning “people who play GSG”–who actually believe these things that are posted there. Moderators being able to delete anything they don’t like doesn’t mean the moderators have power to control the narrative.
This is what I have actually been told about, say, /pol/ by leftists on boards such as /v/. This is how mentally ill they actually are.
86052d No.14470196
>>14470122
>few remaining, ailing pillars of western culture and values
It's christcucks who are keeping millions of niggers alive through donations and adopting them. I have also never met a christcuck who wasn't pro-faggotry and supported feminism, go fuck yourself.
709445 No.14470205
>>14470180
So were they defending the /pol/ mods? Why?
d34f1a No.14470209
>>14470196
>STILL fucking spamming jewish lies, years after being proven wrong
>They’re Christians if they say they are; ignore that they don’t actually follow the Bible!
>Also trannies are totally the sex they say they are, because they say so! Ignore objective scientific truth!
Get the fuck out. This isn’t a thread for you.
d34f1a No.14470223
>>14470205
No, just insulting /pol/acks and their group of beliefs. The premise being “we will flood a board with things the people there don’t believe, and then use the existence of those threads as proof that “they believe those things simply because the threads are there.” Now the real people will be demoralized, and they will start to question their own beliefs, because “the majority” “believes” something they do not!
It’s a confusing concept to grasp without being explained because it’s just so fucking disingenuous, and because it relies on liberals projecting their own worldview (do what the majority says, because that’s right, because they say so) onto people who don’t believe in it.
d34f1a No.14470232
>>14470136
Niches are the most dangerous thing in the world to the people in power. It’s a niche that lets wrongthink be spread. Hell, to even be said in the first place. They can’t have that. NO one can be doing ANYTHING without their approval, otherwise their power is threatened to its foundation, because their power is predicated on lies. That’s why the video game industry had to be taken over, even though we were so tiny. The narrative (meaning the content and purpose of everything produced) had to be controlled, AND the user base had to be expanded so that they could rule through “the majority opinion”, which is easy to control since most people don’t question what’s around them.
ef3135 No.14470246
I don't have anything to add to this discussion. I just hope you are all having a great time.
496eac No.14470262
Threadly reminder that this exists:
moddb.com /mods/ a-new-order-last-days-of-europe
72c6fe No.14470287
>>14470196
>I have only ever moved in liberal circles
>therefore pagans are better than christians
You really are stupid. Let's humour you and suppose that christianity dies – all the churches are burned down, pope and clergy is hanged, wearing anything cross-shaped is a public offense. What do you think is going to happen? How are you going to convince the people to believe in religions that have been practically dead for thousands of years and about whom often the only information comes from christian records. How are you going to convince the people that, say, Thor actually exists, when he was supposed to help warriors in battles? Either he was a powerless god (whose worship is thus pointless), or he is supposed to do entirely different things (at which point you don't even know HOW to worship him or why), or he simply doesn't exist – how else to explain the practical extinction of his faith? You support paganism not as a religion, but because of ideology – you want to saddle the "faith" with core elements of your own philosophy, throw in some invented traditions that you think are appropriate, and hold a weekly mass about how great Hitler was or whatever. But that's a gross misunderstanding of what faith actually is. Billions of people believe in god (be it the christian god, Allah, Vishna…) because they believe said god exists and that he has the power to help them or to punish them. They don't look at a list of religions and go "Hmm, I like this religion the best because it's the best match for my personality. Therefore I will believe in it." You don't seem to comprehend the very basis of faith.
The arguments you use are worthless to a religious person, as you are arguing with politics, not with theology. You can convince a catholic that the Pope is corrupt with this line of reasoning, but you can't convince him that christian God isn't real but Thor is – you are completely missing the entire point. That's why I am calling you a sad fuck – you aren't really a pagan; you're an atheist that thinks of religion as a great tool of propaganda.
586e86 No.14470295
>>14469524
Annex that blue blob in greece, damascus and al-qud since righteus roman clay and jerusalem.
Help castille since the blue blob must be contained.
Blob into italy and carthage.
d34f1a No.14470299
>>14470246
I want to fucking kill myself every single fucking day, because no one is waking up to the genocide being committed on them. My SOLE reason for playing video games is to keep my mind occupied so I don’t think about how utterly shit the world is for just a few hours a day. But yeah, this conversation is pretty interesting, and actually fairly civil. It doesn’t hold a candle to the stuff from 2014, but we’ll never be able to get the site back from Jim so nothing ever will.
d34f1a No.14470310
>>14470262
Oh! Reminder that someone who said “I would like to have lived in Rommelstadt” in the thread on this mod ✡alternatehistory.com✡ nearly got banned for “supporting Nazis.”
8c0a0c No.14470316
if paradox ever releases victoria 3, do you guys think victoria 2 modding will die? I think it will
cd5596 No.14470319
>>14470136
I'm honestly surprised they even let you play as Germany
586e86 No.14470327
>>14470316
Probably, since it is almost dead already.
f138e9 No.14470333
>>14470316
What's there even to mod anymore? The game is already in playable state. Most new changes to mods just add bloat.
8c0a0c No.14470338
>>14470327
is HPM the only mod that's still getting support? I cant think of any other mod
586e86 No.14470341
>>14470333
Playable surely, but vanilla is pretty empty if you play outside of europe or north america.
f138e9 No.14470356
>>14470341
I meant playable with HPM or HFM. I haven't vanilla since release.
d34f1a No.14470357
>>14470316
It’s basically dead now. Vicky III will be the most depressing piece of software in a long while, regardless of what else happens. And I will bet you fucking MONEY that it STILL won’t be 64-bit or multicore.
d34f1a No.14470359
>>14470358
Yawn. Go back to intl and suck kike cock there. Four years of spam hasn’t done you any good. Reported.
72c6fe No.14470367
>>14470358
>not addressing contents of either post he quotes
>just buzzwords and images likely prepared in advance
I'd call you a shill, but you're probably just retarded.
8c0a0c No.14470375
>>14470357
>vicky 3 releases
>it doesnt have the trading and pop system 2 had
also if I remember the guy who made them doesnt work in paradox anymore
586e86 No.14470381
>>14470367
What can you expect from someone that takes varg seriusly?
d34f1a No.14470386
>>14470375
Probably nothing will be as bad as the move from Rollercoaster Tycoon II to III (since the creator of the first two wrote them IN machine code and he wasn’t involved with III so they just rewrote the whole thing), but that would (read: will) give it a run for its money. And who’s ready for the first female president of the United States being the DEFAULT action in the 1910 election after women magically get the franchise early in 1870? Because I sure *gunshot*
32a0f7 No.14470451
>>14462166
>Oy-vey remember the germancaust
Fuck off, it's not your clay
496eac No.14470546
>>14470310
Didn't know that. Expected level of cuckery though.
f357e1 No.14470614
>>14470122
>christianity
>pillar of white civilization
All christianity ever did was leech off the white man's success.
f357e1 No.14470622
>>14470451
Well naturally it's not mine as I'm Anglo, and it's rightful German clay.
59ab51 No.14470650
>>14470295
Will do, I can beat Naples now, and I have the missions too I think.
I took over Upper egypt, and the amount of money im making is insane, those provinces are mad rich.
586e86 No.14470685
>>14470650
Remember to protect egypt against floods.
59ab51 No.14470726
>>14470685
irrigation channels in cairo and alexandria?
628676 No.14470769
>>14470614
Hi, intl. You want another ban?
586e86 No.14470778
>>14470726
Yeah, or else you will get floods every now and then that will kill lots of your pops and make the population poorer and poorer.
7f5135 No.14470808
>>14470136
Forums tend to attract attention whoring faggots and females is all. There's also the notion of social standing and reputation when not posting anonymously, so many are probably unwilling to reveal their true leanings to maintain a respectable facade.
496eac No.14470822
>>14470808
Plus, mods tend to either become corrupt or appoint SJW mods on forums. So the guys who create it eventually either leave or become faggots. Not to mention the "drama" the more "problematic" mods suffer through.
7f5135 No.14470837
>>14470083
I recall having viewed a thread where an obnoxiously loud Communist (of the Stalinist variety) subhuman threatened to report some other poster for having quoted "an anti-Semite like Mosley". Sickening.
72c6fe No.14470852
>>14470837
the funny thing about all this is that most of these cunts come from countries that never experienced communism. It's like the camps switched after USSR died. Former communist nations tend to be fiercely anti-commie, while the capitalist west is going full mast to the left.
59ab51 No.14470966
>>14470778
it will be very expensive to do though.
164206 No.14471053
>>14470065
Oh yeah, man, because those pagans sure were unified and didn't fuck each other over because of tribal rivalries like the niggers in Africa.
f138e9 No.14471466
>CK2
>downgrade to 2.4.5 which is the last version before Conclave
>install HIP with mini SWMH
>performance is complete shit compared to 2.8.1.1 HIP
Well, this sucks. At least there's no shattered retreat.
72c6fe No.14471473
>>14471466
you can turn shattered retreat off in the game rules, though
f138e9 No.14471479
>>14471473
I think you can't do that in HIP. I'm not sure though. I haven't played latest HIP for a while.
2c3f63 No.14471562
>>14470196
It wasn't always like that.
01ca4f No.14471650
Why is every Grand Strategy Thread so full of germanboos?
32a0f7 No.14471823
>>14470622
>the ethernal anglo cutting into other nations affairs, encouraging war and spreading propaganda
Is it genetic, like with the jews?
d376c7 No.14472030
>>14471650
I like how 5 of your 6 posts ITT are bitching about germans.
7f5135 No.14472120
The next HoI 4 expansion is hinted to be about Turkey and the middle east if dev streams are to be trusted.
What is it with Paradox and their love of Roaches? They're taking every chance they can to add Ottoman content to their games regardless of whether the time period is actually relevant.
f3e12d No.14472137
>>14471650
The term is duetschaboo, newfriend
8c0a0c No.14472143
>>14472120
they're cucked swedes, it's obvious they are going to suck middle eastern cock
also
>caring about HoI4 at all
ec3fdf No.14472210
8c0a0c No.14472236
>>14472210
I think you replied to the wrong person mate
7f5135 No.14472335
Pic related is part of the Vanilla game as of the expansion's release. Looks like they've embraced HoI's legacy as a meme map painter and abandoned any pretense of history.
13b924 No.14472443
>>14472335
What the hell is this
d3d1f9 No.14473037
>Poles surprisingly based at killing Russians.
I'm honestly impressed.
d3d1f9 No.14473044
>>14473037
Didn't get the kill counts somehow.
Also fuck nips, just died in droves and took all the clay. Stupid fucks can't even beat China.
72c6fe No.14473517
>>14472335
But this guy was born in 1935.
c3ba60 No.14473979
Is HoI4 worth a pirate? I don't want to get dlc cucked by Paradox.
72c6fe No.14473988
>>14473979
No. Play Darkest Hour
c5ea43 No.14474066
>>14473979
The only reason to have HoI4 is to make meme videos. Literally that is the only thing the game is good for.
89ea4b No.14474847
>>14461777
yup. What map gfx is that?
c864cf No.14476001
>>14473979
>Is HoI4 worth a pirate?
yes
c864cf No.14476042
>>14463404
So your mom was really raped by some german and you're the end result, huh?
Explains your butthurt then.
496eac No.14476249
>>14473988
bretty fun. Been playing the enclave in the fallout mod there. Any tips on how to expand the best when marauders get active?
df8eb6 No.14476381
>>14449122
the dubs confirm it
db9d21 No.14476650
So, I haven't been keeping up with Paradox for a few years.
Does HoI4 have any mods that make it fun? Is CK2 still bloated as fuck with garbage (Or can I turn off Africa? Heard India is in it too now, the fuck.) Is EU4 still shit?
f138e9 No.14476999
>>14476650
>Does HoI4 have any mods that make it fun?
No, unless you count Kaiserreich, but playing DH version is preferable.
>Is CK2 still bloated as fuck with garbage (Or can I turn off Africa? Heard India is in it too now, the fuck.)
It's still bloated, but they improved performance with latest patches so it runs faster then before.
>Is EU4 still shit?
Is water wet?
59ab51 No.14477401
I just got out of a war with France.
It was fucking insane.
The death toll says white peace because i reloaded back because I forgot to screenshot it the first time.
I took over all of France by asking England for fleet basing rights, sent all my fleet to blockade their coasts and then a transport fleet with an army that took over all of France in the following years.
By the end the strongest nation in the game had:
-99 prestige
4 legitimacy
-2 stability
bankruptcy
6 rebellions
I made 4000 ducats out of that war. It was great.
76ca02 No.14477422
>>14476650
>Does HoI4 have any mods that make it fun?
Flat no. Don't waste your time.
>Is CK2 still bloated as fuck with garbage
Yes, Reaper's Due expansion adds the black plague to cut down on late game courtier bloat but its still not enough. Get the CK2+ mod without the India plugin to remove that whole shitshow.
>Is EU4 still shit?
I think its only gotten worse since Art of War.
10884e No.14477825
>>14477401
>Commonblob
Oh God.
8feec0 No.14478570
We really should put a big fat DON'T BOTHER WITH STELLARIS AND HOI4 in the OP.
d3d1f9 No.14478583
>>14478570
tbh they aren't entirely awful now. In another year they might be worthwhile.
c80520 No.14478684
>>14478583
This. They're not complete trash, Stellaris is a waste of time if you're not doing everything at peak efficiency because you'll just lose the first war since the AI somehow gets 10x the amount of ships for war every single time.
HOI4 is alright for what it is, I just bought it for the mods and I forgot how to play EUIV/can't get lewd mods to work on CK2. Would be a lot cooler if they merged some Vicky 2 systems in it like population/culture, they already have immigration settings for it.
b5af95 No.14478724
>>14478684
Yeah and if the cheating AI doesn't ruin your day in Stellaris the shitty Crisis bullshit will. Oh, did you somehow manage not to have everyone stomp on you for most of the game? Have you managed to assert yourself as a galactic power? Too fucking bad, eat 500K that just spawns inside your empire. Hope you had more fleets than even the ancient aliens could possibly have! Also it's not a war, so your friends won't send help! Fucking stupid bullshit, now that everything moves at a snails pace it's even more fucking frustrating when this kind of niggardry happens..
8feec0 No.14478898
>>14478684
The funniest shit I have seen in HoI4 yet is the Middle Earth mod since it goes with "LOTR but in 1933" idea completely. But again, that's basically a meme mod and not a real game.
10884e No.14478987
>>14478898
HOI4 R56 is the best way to play
GO FULL MEME
c80520 No.14479373
>>14471650
Aren't you supposed to be on cuckchan or some shit?
f138e9 No.14479468
>>14474847
Looks like "In heavens Cartographics map".
6ed5b2 No.14480102
does the Geheimnisnacht version in the MEGA mod folder is compatible whit the Jade Dragon DLC?, does even a CK2 total conversion need the all DLCs?
f138e9 No.14480741
*squats on imperial throne*
86052d No.14481089
>>14470287
I don't live in a liberal city, not even going to bother reading the rest of the post when you start it off with an easy scapegoat that you pulled out of your ass.
c784e8 No.14481488
Any reason why the there is no 2.8.1.1 patch for CK2 on the rus forum?
d3d1f9 No.14481782
>>14478898
The fallout mod (Old World Blues) is pretty good. Not as good as the Darkest Hour version, but it's worth a playthrough or two.
>>14478987
Is it actually good or just memes? I tried black ice and it was retarded how stupid everything got.
d5a0f1 No.14482040
>>>14480102
>compatible whit the Jade Dragon DLC
It says that it's for 2.7.2
The newest version is 1.2 which is for 2.8.1.1
http://www.mediafire.com/file/278hanhp2vv8ohu/geheimnisnacht_1.2.0.zip
>total conversion need the all DLCs
no their FAQ says:
<Horse Lords - Many races, such as Blood Dragon Vampires and High Elfs use HL mechanics(Such as tributaries and dynamic mercs)
<Legacy of Rome - Many powerful retinues that balance certain races are contained here.(Namely, any of the Vampires)
<The Republic - There are many different merchant republics scattered across the globe.
<The Old Gods - Norse flavor and events for the Norscans and Kislevite pagans(Northern gods religion).
>>14481782
Old World Blues was surprisingly nice, aside from robots costing the same amount of manpower as infantry, but that's mostly HoI4's fault
>Is it actually good or just memes?
What do you think?
Basically just some tech and focus tree mods mashed together with no concern for balance and functionality with each other.
72c6fe No.14482251
>>14482040
>It says that it's for 2.7.2
Don't expect it to update any time soon. They barely managed to get monks and mystics working, and only in the sense of making shit compatible. Apparently the mod team all got terribly busy with IRL shit and all but ceased working on it for the time being. Maybe things cahnged since then, but I wouldn't hold much hope
c784e8 No.14482262
>>14482251
>Don't expect it to update any time soon.
Didn't the guy just posted a new version of the mod for the newest version of the game?
d3d1f9 No.14482267
>>14482040
>Basically just some tech and focus tree mods mashed together with no concern for balance and functionality with each other.
It can't be worse than Black ICE?
Can it?
d5a0f1 No.14482389
>>14482267
>It can't be worse than Black ICE?
>worse than Black ICE
You love asking hard questions don't you?
It's s bit like asking whether you would rather have cancer or aids.
Black ICE is an self contained vision of the game, with that vision being utterly retarded shit.
Especially the tech railroading and adding things without purpose
Road to 56 doesn't even have such an overarching Idea and is just some stuff wantonly cobbled together.
The thing is some focus trees in there are decent in of themselves but without any effort to bridge them together, thus they aren't just not working in concert they are actively interfering with each other.
On the other hand Paradox has shown they can't do it any better.
I couldn't stand Black ICE for longer than 5 minutes but what it does infuriates me on a personal level and I never liked the one for HoI3 either.
c784e8 No.14482411
Here is a different steam workshop downloader I randomly found: https://steamworkshopdownloader.io/
Worked with something the usual one didn't want to pick for some reason.
d3d1f9 No.14482452
>>14482389
It's really a shame that there seems to be no good overhaul mods in the new generation of paradox games. CK2 had HIP, EU4 has VeF, Stellaris and HoI4 have shitty joke mods or overdesigned piles of crap when they are most badly in need of a mod that fixes basic gameplay problems.
d5a0f1 No.14482502
>>14482452
The games before Stellaris and HoI44 weren't as mechanically broken, it's doubtful that a mod can do enough to make those function correctly/have the right mechanics.
Furthermore most of the old modders, likely didn't make the jump to the newer games.
And if that isn't enough the target audience doesn't are enough to change something.
The biggest disappointment about HoI4 is that you can't construct equipment out of different parts according to certain specifications e.g. Chrsitie Suspenion or double torsion bar, high or low velocity gun, 4 or 5 man crew etc.
d3d1f9 No.14483036
>>14482502
Still, you could massively improve HoI4 if you just copied HoI3's stats pretty much verbatim.
Stellaris is a bit harder, it needs a patchwork of various mods but all of the compilations that do so go full retard.
a634aa No.14484219
>>14481782
R56 is just memes, don't take HOI4 seriously and I believe that particular mod (and Kaiserreich if you want something a little more serious and actually well developed unlike vanilla) is the way to play HOI4. Vanilla is really just a base for silly shit to happen.
The more absurd, the better imo. The game is hillariously easy, but it's also full of silly shit that just makes you laugh - what I'd play it for.
Don't think of HOI4 as a paradox GSG or wargame, it's a fucking meme generator.
I frankly think the new update has some good ideas, but they need to choose whether they want HOI3 levels of autism or go full casual, can't please both bases at the same time.
>>14482267
Black ICE (HOI4) tries to go full autism on a game not built for autism. Black ICE (HOI3) is where it should stay. Also, Poland is SCRIPTED to join allies - the only other mod that does that level of scripting and railroading is The Great War, and it's pretty dead. It's a giant chore to play through BICE in a game that isn't suited for BICE.
>>14482452
I'd say give the new games 1-2 years to age like wine, and then we can say whether they're dogshit or not.
ae2b93 No.14484361
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fascist Argentina's default leader turns into Hitler if you go Fascist after the Monarchists/Socdems win the civil war and his suicide event pops up. Top meme
e40bac No.14484720
>>14484219
>Kaiserreich
>in 2018
>well developed
a634aa No.14484730
>>14484720
Compared to most HOI4 mods.
72c6fe No.14485218
>>14485204
>>14472335
>>14451279
What the actual fuck is paradox doing.
6e2fdc No.14485225
>>14485204
who's the actual fascist leader for argentina?
c784e8 No.14485255
>>14485225
Nimio de Anquín.
8493cd No.14485290
>>14485204
Wait is this actually in vanilla and not just a mod?
c784e8 No.14485314
>>14485290
Yes. I believe there must be first an event in Germany where Hitler kills himself or is killed or something as early as 1936.
d3d1f9 No.14485316
>>14485204
Is his picture still blurred out in the german version?
c784e8 No.14485319
>>14485316
I would think so.
2363e9 No.14485355
>>14485255
does he have an actual portrait or a generic one?
8493cd No.14485534
>>14485496
I recognize that ruler.
c784e8 No.14489573
>thread gets into page 8+
>suddenly extra slow posting just because it is not among the first pages
I always get amazed by this effect.
f138e9 No.14489779
What are the chances that Crusader Kings 3 and Victoria 3 will use Denuvo?
c784e8 No.14489791
>>14489779
There a lot of people that have bought the base game for steam numbers and pirate the DLCs. I am not sure if they would like hurting that market.
e63a28 No.14490053
>>14476249
You wait and get techs and more units. Be careful of the ice niggers in the east, they like to declare war quick.
Also, get your units to the california base and annex some faggots there for ez IC.
Enclave is the only good faction in the fallout universe t b h.
f138e9 No.14492394
This shit is just ridiculous. What the fuck is wrong with this game. Why do fuck does this shit happens everytime.
c784e8 No.14492451
>>14492394
Don't start before 1066AD.
f138e9 No.14492468
>>14492451
I started in 1055. This is the latest date available in HIP. It's not my fucking fault some cunt became empress of byzantium and married some russian rurikovich faggot. I guess I might as well stop playing this shit or join byzantium and hope their law allows for war between vassals to get all that clay.
8a664c No.14492961
small grey area is the CSA
what the fuck happened?
2207d5 No.14493117
>>14492961
>El Salvador in America
64125b No.14497549
>>14492394
>cuckader kangz
>with HIP to fuck bees mod
>doesn't expect this garbage
This mod fucks good looking maps.
7f5135 No.14498016
>>14458244
Troy was destroyed before the Greek colonization of Asia minor retard
4c88c9 No.14498954