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ea31c6 No.14437010

Apparently Microsoft is setting up an Xbox Direct on March 10th. Chances are it'll probably suck, however it'll probably be fun to watch with you guys. I'm not sure how to feel about this. Here's hoping we get some decent third party announcements like Fighterz

5ffe13 No.14437024

What do they even have to announce other then Mincraft, pretending mulitplats are exclusives, and their shitty attempt at a streaming service for games?


cf9130 No.14437028

Copying Nintendo once again.

Poor MS. Nothing they do can save them at this point.


c6d2ea No.14437032

>>14437024

Obviously Kinect 3.0 with new cardboard technology.


b9aaf0 No.14437035

https://archive.is/UA2BW

Micro$oft has been trash this whole gen.


ba0a1b No.14437039

I'd buy an xbone if microsoft announced chrome hounds 2, phantom dust 2, panzer dragoon 5, panzer dragoon remake, and breakdown 2 and otogi 3 + 1&2 remaster.


b1a09a No.14437041

>>14437024

Wasn't there something called the scorpian that microsoft was teasing a while back? Or did that turn out to be the X? Where has the time gone.


c6d2ea No.14437046

>>14437035

>This whole gen.

They've been trash for much longer than that. Nothing will change next gen or any other time in the future.


5ffe13 No.14437047

>>14437041

That was the Scorpio and I am very sure that was what the XboneX turned out to be.


108e5e No.14437054

File: 7ecc2b1d68aae3e⋯.webm (1012.38 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, now thats a name ive not ….webm)


57e9d3 No.14437064

File: 23cc0114ed399fa⋯.jpg (63.27 KB, 567x607, 567:607, 23cc0114ed399fa462ea9deb86….jpg)

So is it gonna be like the ones that nintendo have or is it going to be different from them?


ea31c6 No.14437077

>>14437064

It sounds like Microsoft's version of the Nintendo Direct


cf9130 No.14437078

File: cb48c79723a33f7⋯.png (540.91 KB, 521x528, 521:528, breast envy.png)

>>14437064

When has Microsoft ever done anything original?

Just imagine how soul-less MS usually is.

Now imagine them doing a presentation like a Nintendo Direct, without any of the character and charm that Nintendo usually manages.

It's going to be pure cringe.


1e5483 No.14437084

File: 29934892043644d⋯.jpg (47.75 KB, 605x806, 605:806, 1407945717887.jpg)

So they're going to show off all 0 of their exclusive games?


8057d1 No.14437094

File: 231fc9ad7538e56⋯.jpg (57.49 KB, 773x960, 773:960, 231fc9ad7538e560fac66181ad….jpg)

Hope Mark sets up a sticky for the event. I mean, I know he won't, but I can still hope.


e6b941 No.14437157

>>14437010

>>14437024

Yeah apart from raping Halo and that Rare Pirate game, I have no idea what else they still have to offer at this point.

>>14437078

> how soul-less MS usually is.

Soulless is the perfect description of modern MS. OG Xbox at least had some interesting games.


e9cf10 No.14437248

File: 81b1f573511f755⋯.mp4 (9.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Inside Xbox premieres Marc….mp4)

File: 2d31ff320b47889⋯.png (353.57 KB, 1386x1362, 231:227, anon and viv bullying Gild….png)


1f8396 No.14437279

File: caf81c0612ba0c6⋯.jpeg (266.17 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, No fun.jpeg)

I don't understand what the appeal of owning an xbox is bar those who literally don't care about anything besides playing gta shooter madden etc and just need a platform to play it on.


e9cf10 No.14437286

>>14437279

>I don't understand what the appeal of owning a PC is bar those who literally don't care about anything besides playing CS:GO MOBA Eve etc and just need a platform to play it on


ba0a1b No.14437302

>>14437248

if the duke is a pure usb controller I'll buy it.


1f8396 No.14437304

>>14437286

That's not really answering my question.


d2390e No.14437308

File: 0eb5c64bd894d81⋯.gif (4.87 MB, 349x193, 349:193, no one cares.gif)

>>14437094

Why though? Who actually cares about microsoft? I'm not meming either, who really cares? I even own a goddamn xbone yes I know, laugh it up and it's just been collecting dust, and I don't care. Where are these people who care?


8057d1 No.14437370

>>14437308

>Why though?

Because I like community events and this can be something we all enjoy together, perhaps for no reason other than to laugh at MS.

>I even own an Xbone

What's your tag? We can play Queers or Gaylo together.


4dc828 No.14437382

File: 0855d31cc5573a6⋯.png (145.27 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Inside Xbox premieres Marc….png)

DID SOMEONE SAY THE FUCKING DUKE?


1f8396 No.14437386

>>14437382

I might wanna buy that for PC.


d448fc No.14437391

File: 6d9eabb1122e2ec⋯.jpg (133.74 KB, 478x548, 239:274, 6d9eabb1122e2ecd02daa612bf….jpg)

>>14437308

>why though

Because this board is has become overrun by cuckchanners and redditors who actually own an Bone.

Soon enough the board will have XboneX shills just like on cuckhan.

Just like it already has Pro shills


4dc828 No.14437398

>>14437386

yeah apparently it has an OLED screen that lights the fuck up showing a very green og xbox intro, and a few extra buttons to actually play on modern videogames.


108e5e No.14437419

File: 8f2d8603f648507⋯.jpg (66.04 KB, 480x480, 1:1, memes.jpg)

>>14437398

>OLED screen to show an intro

So it will cost 119$? Cool.


d2390e No.14437429

File: c3b3bff0f0cbbb1⋯.png (514.16 KB, 954x530, 9:5, 1433396577012.png)

>>14437370

I mean I guess, but I imagine even if the thread is stickied it's not gonna be very fast or fun like an E3 or nintendo direct would be. People might not even bother to shitpost about it. I kinda would like to see it stickied though, just to have the pretense that /v/ cares about all vidya events, even when that is not true.

>What's your tag? We can play Queers or Gaylo together.

I already told you it's gathering dust, and my live sub has long since expired.

>>14437391

I don't think even cuckchan cares about the bone. Though I don't know why I'm even bothering to reply to you.


4dc828 No.14437434

>>14437419

It's not a full OLED screen, it only has the green leds which is why it only shows a very green intro, so hopefully it doesn't cost too much.


d448fc No.14437448

>>14437391

>It

I meant this one


d82e84 No.14437465

>>14437078

>Nintendo

>character

>charm


31dcd7 No.14437491

>caring about Microsoft

>there are people here who bought an Xbone

>there are people who are so in denial that they defend their paperweight.


3d2350 No.14437496

>>14437279

It doesn't even make sense then considering Playstation has all of that too.


0c82f1 No.14437497

>i-it'll be fun to watch with you guys.

No it won't. Its xbox. A dead brand. Theres no fun in that and you know it marketer kun.


7ccf88 No.14437498

>>14437491

Isn't that what they said about the playstation?


1f8396 No.14437501

>>14437496

I'm guessing xbox has more spotlight/more people around them own it because their friends own/owned it and so on,i'm guessing.


a29437 No.14437509

>>14437279

>>14437286

I don't understand what the appeal of owning an thai sex slave is bar those who literally don't care about anything besides golden showers scat beating women etc and just need a child to perform it on.


3d2350 No.14437516

>>14437501

It's weird because if you were to watch American television you'd probably be under the impression that Xbox was the only console that exists but sales figures wouldn't agree you with you. Microsoft really is nothing but an advertisement company.


d2390e No.14437520

>>14437496

Xbone has SPORTSSPORTSSPORTS

and it also is dead as fuck because people realized that it has nothing to offer.

>>14437509

I laughed.


1f8396 No.14437549

>>14437516

I'm willing to bet that's because people reselling xboxes to each other happens a lot more then people buying them first hand.


d82e84 No.14437571

>>14437391

There are people who own Jewtendo products.


d2390e No.14437593

File: c83847e14525af0⋯.mp4 (201.93 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Dr- Evil - Yes thats true.mp4)


e16069 No.14437607

GAMING AS A SERVICE


3d2350 No.14437620

>>14437607

If gaming is a service then Microsoft is the maid who nails you in the balls and spits in your tea.


d448fc No.14437626

File: 36ac3fb2fcff8f9⋯.png (179.09 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 36ac3fb2fcff8f9ea774b10013….png)

>>14437571

Haven't been one of those people since I bought a DS in 2009.

This board has gone so downhill I'm expecting niggers here to defend a Switch mid gen upgrade with

>It's just like the DS

And I know that the ones complaining about it will still bite the bullet and buy one 3 to 4 years later and say

>"It's totally worth it now"

While the whole console market get's even worse, because DLC, paid online, microtransactions aren't good enough, no we need a new console model ala Iphone every 2 years.

The slippery slope isn't real or anything

It's not like fucking goyim in this very board are right now defending the Pro or anything.


d2390e No.14437640

>>14437620

>It's not like fucking goyim in this very board are right now defending the Pro or anything.

They aren't. Show me where this is occuring.


0c8837 No.14437700

File: ed091997548cb5e⋯.png (41.74 KB, 423x283, 423:283, 52341.png)

>>14437382

>Blinx the timesweeper not going to be on back compat

>neither will blinx 2

>PC Versions of both are fucking lost because microsoft was fucking retarded and decided only to use a few games to try and push Vista

>ARTOON DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE SOURCE CODE TO THE GAME AND WOULD HAVE TO REMAKE IT FROM SCRATCH IF THEY WANTED TO RERELEASE IT

I was having a good day, anon, why you gotta do me like that


d448fc No.14437717

File: cc6aa2414dc28e2⋯.png (112.58 KB, 278x558, 139:279, Damage control.png)

File: aa0d2ee74cc5092⋯.png (101.21 KB, 216x766, 108:383, Shill.png)


d2390e No.14437722

>>14437717

>right now


d448fc No.14437737


d2390e No.14437745

File: 2f6628e46a1095d⋯.png (169.46 KB, 342x402, 57:67, just fuck my hat up.png)

>>14437737

Oh fuck, I didn't see him. I'll admit I'm wrong then.


ea31c6 No.14437915

>>14437626

I'll be honest, I kinda want a Switch Pro mainly because all of the games on Switch run like shit and it doesn't have enough internal storage.


ea31c6 No.14437922

>>14437745

is that Vanilla Ice?


ea31c6 No.14437926

>>14437745

to be fair, he did say on sale


efd3c2 No.14437928

I own an Xbone because i didn't want to shell out way more for a computer and it was cheaper than the PS4 at the time and it basically has the same games.

Who gives a shit.


ea31c6 No.14437932

>>14437928

Could have some nice PC/third party games


d448fc No.14437933

File: 75b9989515aa1bd⋯.jpg (689.93 KB, 1604x1184, 401:296, Bwaahhaaaaahh.jpg)

>>14437915

And companies will continue to stifle their shitty consoles because of it.

And you'll buy it once a year plus online and Amiiboo

>>14437926

This shit is what I'm talking about

>>14437928

>I'm a retard please laught at me


488c6d No.14437939

>>14437933

Fuck off back to Reddit.


efd3c2 No.14437940

>>14437932

Like what? I already own a computer which can play most games up to 2012.


9bcb3f No.14437949

File: 9a85f0348ce6309⋯.jpg (14.56 KB, 297x169, 297:169, images.jpg)

>>14437024

>What do they even have to announce other then Mincraft, pretending mulitplats are exclusives, and their shitty attempt at a streaming service for games?

A going out of business sale?


1d1fd8 No.14437953

>>14437933

In what way was the switch hardware "stifled"


d448fc No.14437970

File: dd3f6eb9bf7304d⋯.jpg (353.96 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, NAN-.jpg)

>>14437939

Give me a single reason why

>>14437940

>Like what?

Like Nier and Total Warhammer to list a few

>>14437953

Using Tegra X1 instead of X2 for example

Keep buying those mid gen releases though goy, not like traditional consoles haven't been completely subverted or anything.

Why even care at this point?


24b09b No.14438024

File: b5bc7d6013a0e01⋯.jpg (39.42 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1433153335771.jpg)

>>14437024

Crackdown 3 I guess. I guess they call it the Xbox One because it only has one game.


d448fc No.14438045

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9d84c5 No.14438078

There's a fair few cool things they could announce.

>Crackdown 3 release date

>Cuphead 2 in production

>New Battletoads, Conker or Banjo

>Halo 6 by Bungie

>Rareware All-Star Fighter

>Master Chief in Smash


d448fc No.14438098

>>14438078

>Halo 6 by Bungie

It's a 10 year contract between Activision and Bungie and Bungie is fucking dead already because most of it's core members and talent are long gone.


e9cf10 No.14438117

>>14438078

>>Crackdown 3 release date

>>Cuphead 2 in production

>>New Battletoads, Conker or Banjo

>>Halo 6 by Bungie

>>Rareware All-Star Fighter

>>Master Chief in Smash

You do realize that all of them are going to be coming to Windows as well, that the DRM built into 10 has been cracked, and a few "Windows 10 exclusive" games have been also released on Steam a few months after their original PC launch with comparability for Windows 7.

>>14438024

>I guess they call it the Xbox One because it only has one game.

Crimson Dragon, that's it for me.


d82e84 No.14438144

>>14438078

I would also add the Master Chief collection coming on PC, since they're planing on having a team to work on creating a big patch to fix the major issues with the game.


9d84c5 No.14438153

File: 24f81f2a6ee13a1⋯.jpg (282.54 KB, 1455x1429, 1455:1429, DWm8sY6X0AAd8vS.jpg large.jpg)

>>14438117

>You do realize that all of them are going to be coming to Windows as well, that the DRM built into 10 has been cracked, and a few "Windows 10 exclusive" games have been also released on Steam a few months after their original PC launch with comparability for Windows 7.

Yeah, that's even better. I'm a Win7 user.

In all honesty, Microsoft has some serious potential to make really good games, but they keep getting stifled by their suits. If they want to be successful they need to stop letting their lawyers and stockholders get in the way, but they probably never will because they're a greedy burger giant.


93b530 No.14438185

>>14437010

What developer or exclusive games are people excited for? pretty sure they did a good job of killing their own brand.


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93b530 No.14438226

>>14438189

Let's see, they still have the rotten corpse of Rare, there's Relic who's finally making what might be their last game, and 343 industies trying to make people care about Halo and failing, Mojang with Minecraft and there's Turn 10, maybe Bungie will make an appearance, because Destiny 2 is not gonna recover, we can say RIP to Ensemble, Lionhead, Digital Anvil, and Microsoft pretty much alienated a lot of studios like Platinum and Obsidian with the cancellation of their games they developed for a couple of years.


d82e84 No.14438239

>>14438226

>maybe Bungie will make an appearance

They're too busy sucking Sony's cock.


9d84c5 No.14438244

>>14438226

They have the IPs, and they have talented people. They could make something exciting happen. They probably won't, but still, the potential is there.


e9cf10 No.14438251

File: 35aecd203f2cec9⋯.png (106.35 KB, 924x537, 308:179, EWW the XB1.png)

>>14438185

>pretty sure they did a good job of killing their own brand.

The sad part is that Sony isn't that much better, and Nintendo is even worse.And, as far as computers, Apple is locked down as fuck, and no one really gives a damn about Linux outside of "enthusiasts". Basically, this is the result of things when you have a duopoly/triopoly because there's no real competition.

>>14438226

>Let's see, they still have the rotten corpse of Rare

Like that means anything.

>there's Relic who's finally making what might be their last game

Really, what?

>and 343 industies trying to make people care about Halo and failing

Doesn't help that everyone bailed when they began developing Halo 5 (Except for the multiplayer team), so the guys who did "Spartan Ops" are running the show with the story.

>Mojang with Minecraft

That's just more Minecraft DLC at this point.

>and there's Turn 10

What are they doing?

>maybe Bungie will make an appearance, because Destiny 2 is not gonna recover

They're in the same position as Rare and 343. Most of the guys jumped ship when developing the first Destiny, and it's almost a completely different company who did Destiny 2.

>we can say RIP to Ensemble, Lionhead, Digital Anvil, and Microsoft pretty much alienated a lot of studios like Platinum and Obsidian with the cancellation of their games they developed for a couple of years.

The suits running the company need to be fired.

>>14438244

>They have the IPs, and they have talented people. They could make something exciting happen. They probably won't, but still, the potential is there.

<Pic related


ba0a1b No.14438258

>>14438239

pretty much everybody is, you go where the money is.


d4f0f7 No.14438266

File: 51fea7e2339e93b⋯.jpg (55.14 KB, 542x616, 271:308, 51fea7e2339e93b11325b4a84a….jpg)

>>14437382

hey i might buy this to play halo ce on pc and maybe emulated xbox games if cxbx ever plays a game in a stable form because i know microosft won't fucking port phantom crash and jsrf to their compatibility list


4c3f46 No.14438277

I actually like how Xbox allows their games to be fully playable on PC. Playstation only allows streaming and forces you to use their controller.


ba0a1b No.14438288

>>14438277

the PC ports are all absolute trash, beyond dark souls tier.


93b530 No.14438295

>>14438239

They are not looking too hot right now, playerbase for Destiny 2 is down, way fucking down and everyone moved on to some other fps game.

>>14438244

>They have the IPs, and they have talented people. They could make something exciting happen. They probably won't, but still, the potential is there.

Oh they have plenty of IP, but not much goodwill from people since that fiasco of the always-online bullshit that they still haven't and they don't have that much talent left, for the last 3 years it's been second to third party games, Halo 5 and Gears of War 4 did nothing new and whatever Phil Spencer is cooking up because he needs to do something better than another Xbox One Xbox S mid-generation upgraded consoles.

>>14438251

>Really, what?

Age of Empires 4 will make or break them, for the last 6 years Relic has been fumbling since THQ folded.

>What are they doing?

Rumors of either a new game that isn't Forza or just an expansion DLC

>>14438251

>The sad part is that Sony isn't that much better, and Nintendo is even worse.And, as far as computers, Apple is locked down as fuck, and no one really gives a damn about Linux outside of "enthusiasts". Basically, this is the result of things when you have a duopoly/triopoly because there's no real competition.

Sadly, there's still a lot of hype for cinematic set piece vista trash by Sonyggers and Nintendo is on fire with the Switch, just fuck this industry.


d448fc No.14438310

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14438251

Relic is developing Age of Empires 4.

They are also publishing embed related which is being developed by the Elite Dangerous/Planet Coaster devs, Frontier.

This one I'm actually looking forward too.


d448fc No.14438317

>>14438288

Why are you lying?


d448fc No.14438332

File: fa0f66599e9b689⋯.jpg (31.84 KB, 436x402, 218:201, fa0f66599e9b6897429f4a2932….jpg)

I just realized

>Nintendo Direct announces Labo

>Sony Conference is literally fucking nothing

Why do you dumb motherfuckers keep shilling these small shitty events?

They more often than not are self fellating wankfests where nothing happens and where only once in a blue moon they actually announce something or give more info about upcoming stuff.


c9a1e4 No.14438334

>>14437032

>Obviously Kinect 3.0 with new cardboard technology.

That sounds too believable


d4f0f7 No.14438338

File: 55401677ad87e49⋯.png (487.99 KB, 621x594, 23:22, gipsycig2.PNG)

>>14438332

because most of the time, they give us some good laughs since the fuck ups are enormous most of time


e9cf10 No.14438342

File: 445d422760e792e⋯.mp4 (9.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dragon's Lair - Trailer.mp4)

File: 748451a0ab0f4e1⋯.mp4 (1.25 MB, 320x240, 4:3, It's Ridge Racer!.mp4)

>>14438295

>Sadly, there's still a lot of hype for cinematic set piece vista trash by Sonyggers

The idea of making a game "cinematic" isn't a problem itself. The problem is that they're making "Playable movies", which is something completely different. Even shit like Dragon's Lair and Night Trap tested the player's skill and required the player to be interactive with everything. Today's "Playable movies" have less gameplay depth than those mini-games I used to find in the "Special Features" section on a DVD for a film.

>and Nintendo is on fire with the Switch, just fuck this industry.

Nintendo has shit practices, but they make decent games. And, since the Vita is pretty much on it's death bed, you can bet that all of the Japanese devs still making games for it will naturally hop on over to the Switch.

>>14438332

>Why do you dumb motherfuckers keep shilling these small shitty events?

In hopes that we'll see something incredibly stupid to laugh about.


d4f0f7 No.14438343

>>14438338

>most of the time 2 times in the same sentence

jesus fucking christ i need to go to sleep


ba0a1b No.14438348

>>14438317

tell me how good those ports are for quantum break and forza my son


d448fc No.14438353

>>14438343

I liked it

Kind of emphasized the fact that they fuck up most of the time.


e9cf10 No.14438357

>>14438348

I know the port for QB is shit alone because it streams all of the live-action segments rather than downloading them, but how bad is the PC port of FH3?


d448fc No.14438362

>>14438348

Decent, especially after launch.

Certainly not Dark Souls tier.


d448fc No.14438375

>>14438357

>the port for QB is shit

No it's not

It's a shit game but it isn't a shit port


ba0a1b No.14438380

File: 9fa99825ba26b6a⋯.png (203.41 KB, 548x629, 548:629, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 95fc580c629259d⋯.png (260.68 KB, 620x885, 124:177, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14438362

Why are you lying?


d448fc No.14438417

>>14438380

>Poorly optimized means it's a shit port on the level of Dark Souls

Ah, so you're just retarded


f272d7 No.14438515

>>14438078

Cuphead dudes are straight refusing to have microsoft help publish them this time.

It's unlikely they'll announce a sequel through them and even still, they were planning a different game next time, not cup head.


ba0a1b No.14438522

>>14438417

>needing a card that costs more than an xbone to play an xbone game on the systems literal integrated gpu tier graphics

You know you don't have to defend this, you're beginning to look a lot like a shill.


20f3a0 No.14438554

File: 16cd9747dc54550⋯.png (299.22 KB, 690x900, 23:30, 8763d8f70b5a90c0c8715b6337….png)

There is only one thing they could announce that would actually make me interested in xbox one/windows 10 and it will never ever happen


d2390e No.14438558

>>14438554

Well, would you like to share?


d448fc No.14438564

File: b5c0e56af1da5be⋯.gif (2.56 MB, 300x424, 75:106, b5c0e56af1da5be1e6af22541d….gif)

>>14438522

Yes, stating the fact that FH3 and QB are poorly optimized but not bad ports, much less DS tier ports makes me a shill.

Any more poor attempts at trying to fit in with ad hominem?


20f3a0 No.14438577

>>14438558

no way. what if a microsoft employee is in this thread, sees my posts then gets the ball rolling for development to get started on said IP? Then I would have to get an xbox one or windows 10.


ba0a1b No.14438590

>>14438564

I dunno man, you said I was lying the ports are shit, I proved my case and yeah, turns out they're pretty shit. Interested in selling more product?

>Any more poor attempts at trying to fit in with ad hominem?

You'd do it better proving your case instead of with le mister metokur memes.


7ddadd No.14438602

>>14438380

that fh3 benchmark is outdated, they fixed the port later on and now a 1070 gets around 90 fps or more


ba0a1b No.14438610

>>14438602

I really hope so.


e69462 No.14438633

>>14437035

At least they aren't Sony


d448fc No.14438667

File: 11f0e5a031820b3⋯.jpg (19.69 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 11f0e5a031820b3f0862fc29d7….jpg)

>>14438590

>I proved my case

You posted an outdated infograph with not good but not shit tier results to justify that a game had a Dark Souls tier port.

You didn't prove anything besides how little you know and how much of a retard you really are by doubling down when you're wrong.

>Interested in selling more product

I don't buy games, much less UWP and Denuvo ridden ones.

>You'd do it better proving your case

What case?

You stated Microshit games were Dark Souls tier ports with no source and I said that you were wrong, only for you to post something that's not even close to proving those games are shit ports.

>le mister metokur memes.

What the fuck are you talking about?

TD is now an eceleb meme?

Are you a fucking schizo?

>le

Holy fuck you really are a redditor aren't you?


ba0a1b No.14438687

>>14438667

>he's still posting

dude, just stop, you gotta change IP if you ever want to contribute to this thread again.


ea9ef0 No.14438694

>>14437516

>Microsoft really is nothing but an advertisement company.

They've even admitted as much back in the Ballmer days.

>Critics of the practice say it not only deprives the U.S. government of billions of dollars in revenue but also exerts an undue influence on corporate decision making. “These companies have been letting the tail wag the dog,” forensic accountant Robert Olstein told the New York Times. “They’ve been letting taxes determine their strategy, and that’s a big mistake.”

http://www.ibtimes.com/minecraft-nokia-skype-how-microsoft-buys-overseas-companies-avoid-us-taxes-1693869

This is why almost all of their foreign game studios were immediately shutdown once tax reforms in the US were passed. They didn't care if the games were 99% done or worked on for years as those places were nothing more than tax shelters doing busywork. They also gave up on the Asian region during that quarter, after over a decade of trying to build the brand there.

The entire purpose of the Xbox brand is to launder money legally through creative accounting purposes(which is also why they're pushing esports so much). That it plays videogames or shows media is a secondary concern to them.

In this context the Xbox is a success and will be around for another decade at least. On its own it never made any sense at all.

>>14438564

Quantum Break was considered unplayable on PC at release. The only reason why the game even exists it to take advantage of media tax credits on videogames and television/movie productions.


803829 No.14438706

>>14438577

W10 protection is cracked and games can be made to run on W7


f714d8 No.14438739

>>14437010

Damn, I forgot those even existed. I'll have to remember to be here to laugh at them.


20f3a0 No.14438752

>>14438706

but what if they make it an xbone exclusive like they did for the last official game in the series back on the original xbox?


e9cf10 No.14438763

>>14438752

That would violate their "public promise" that every MS game made after 2015 would see a dual release on Windows and Xbox.


d448fc No.14438795

File: fe2b994d8c4efda⋯.jpg (216.04 KB, 549x580, 549:580, 9ac217a4c15f86cc5564c814a7….jpg)

>>14438687

>Deflects every argument I made like an aids ridden numale SJW

>Doesn't even state why I lost my credibility

>Credibility on an anonymous imageboard

Patethic

>>14438694

>QB was considered unplayable at release

It still is, even today

What a godawful game :^)


ba0a1b No.14438798

>>14438795

>buzzwords

>he doesn't even know we have IDs here

you aren't very smart, are you?


803829 No.14438957

>>14438752

>original xbox

MechAssault?

>>14438763

I wouldn't bet on microsoft keeping their promises, but on the other hand, putting games on W10 gives their app store slightly more reason to exist than none at all (at least for buyfags).


77007e No.14439007

File: e5389d94b531632⋯.jpg (45.87 KB, 609x593, 609:593, DWmp9ASW0AAfu2K.jpg)

File: d76605a63c9e91c⋯.jpg (58.48 KB, 662x637, 662:637, Microsoft wants the GAY co….jpg)

File: d422417a4221baa⋯.jpg (51.46 KB, 665x653, 665:653, Microsoft wants the WYMINZ….jpg)

File: bf777514f97a0bb⋯.jpg (54.34 KB, 664x630, 332:315, Microsoft wants the SPIC c….jpg)

File: 1c6edf4974bd807⋯.jpg (54.98 KB, 669x614, 669:614, Microsoft wants the DINDU ….jpg)

>Expecting something surprising for NuMicrosoft

I'm expecting diversity


25e62c No.14439063

File: ffcfe5e4d7d8b98⋯.webm (406.47 KB, 600x338, 300:169, dollar.webm)

>>14439007

I'm expecting the show to be

>80% complaining about Trump

>15% virtue signaling about diversity/inclusiveness

>4% shilling for a shitty new service/gimmick

>1% showing off actual games


8685f2 No.14439074

>>14439063

1%? What do video games have to do with the video game industry?


25e62c No.14439086

File: 00655bbe71bb769⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 500x370, 50:37, 791243906824132413.gif)

>>14439074

oh sorry, I meant to say cinematic experiences


c86f3a No.14439127

If they announce anything worth it, wait years for when piracy for said thing is available, and get it then.

Never give money to Microshit.


ea9ef0 No.14439148

File: 058fe435d6a1d8c⋯.jpg (50.3 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 935792_1_0918-doritos_stan….jpg)

>>14439007

They wouldn't be doing any of this if those issues weren't considered "development imperatives".

They're doing what every other major corporation has been doing for the last decade, slap some social issue branding on your product or service and have your tax deductible donation be used to promote it by an advocacy group that is ran by ex-employees and only purchases advertisements on your platform. It's a part of the scam called corporate social responsibility.

It's so shallow and obvious you couldn't ask for a better way to make those that pretend to care about these issues seem inauthentic.


58c793 No.14439211

>>14437010

>giving a slightest fuck about microsoft when they are the cancer number one in gaming industry

anyone whos hyped for microjew garbage is either a pajeet shill or a cuckchanner resetera faggot.


9bcb3f No.14439558

File: bdfe718ceacd78c⋯.jpg (21.58 KB, 696x392, 87:49, Seamus.jpg)

>>14438694

>In this context the Xbox is a success and will be around for another decade at least. On its own it never made any sense at all.

The original Xbox did, though. But then again - the original Xbox was pretty much a secret project even from upper management. Bill was sold on a streamlined Windows box for the living room to compete with the PS2 (which Sony was falsely advertising as a computer system as a tax loophole). The original designers actually liked video games and wanted to make a good video game console… which pissed off Bill and Ballsack, but they were invested too deep and Sony was still going unchallenged at that point - so they let it slide.

The brand may have become a tax shelter, but it started out with good intentions.


13f392 No.14439808

they need to reduce xbl prices to 15 dollars. fuck paying for online multiplayer.


17dc55 No.14439919

File: c889cc528c544d3⋯.jpg (344.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, aras_in_gaming.jpg)

>>14439007

>no aras in gaming

Fucking M$ bigots


9d84c5 No.14439923

File: 78eedc7ed90a2de⋯.png (287.97 KB, 396x509, 396:509, stimpyglass.png)

>>14439007

Welp, looks like Microsoft has their hearts set on crashing their train into a ditch.

Who are we to say they can't?


ea9ef0 No.14439939

File: c8f99babf641e3e⋯.jpg (135.03 KB, 800x389, 800:389, 800px-Part-1-not-osha-appr….jpg)

>>14439558

If they did do it for good intentions rather than profit they'd be facing lawsuits from their shareholders.

They saw a potential threat to their dominance in the PC gaming market on several fronts and acted accordingly after negotiations failed with both Sony and Nintendo. The fact that the only IP worth anything on the xbox was first shown off at a MacWorld expo says it all.

>>14437302

The original duke controller is already a pure USB controller. All it takes is some soldering or a $3 adapter on ebay. Unless you don't already have one or can find a used one in good condition there's no real reason to buy a newer version. I use the S model for emulation and it's great.


51cfc2 No.14439962

>duke controller is coming back

Alright, now update the OS with drivers that allow me to plug in my fucking 360 controller.


8057d1 No.14440077

>>14439962

While they're at it, they should manufacture more wired 360 controllers.


9bcb3f No.14441367

>>14439939

>If they did do it for good intentions rather than profit they'd be facing lawsuits from their shareholders.

They did almost all lose their jobs over it, at the now famous "Valentines Day Massacre" where Bill and Ballsack called the entire Xbox development team in on Feb 14 and spent the whole day just taking turns browbeating them and chewing them out. Bill called the Xbox "a fucking insult to everything I've done at this company". They had two proposals - one a Trojan box sold as a game console but was really a Windows box for the livingroom - and the other proposal was a video game box (modeled to be a "Dreamcast 2") sold to Microsoft as a Trojan box to push windows into livingrooms. When it became clear that the development team was working on a videogame console and not a shitty locked down Windows PC that they promised Bill, the axe came down.

The only thing that saved them and the Xbox was Bill being afraid of Sony, because again, Sony was pushing the PS2 as a Personal Computer and Bill was afraid it would capture the casual computing market.


e5081c No.14441574

>>14441367

So there is a berneinstien universe where the Xbox never existed? I want that.


e5081c No.14441902

Anyone else hope that the rumor of Microsoft buying EA turns out to be true? Having the 2 biggest cancers in gamin eat each other would be great


fa6d5d No.14441964

>>14437700

>devs that (((mysteriously))) lose their source code

Always a little too convenient if you ask me.


defccd No.14441967

Their headline announcements are

>Sea of Theives

>PUBG

>Far Cry 5

>A controller that's just a remake of an older one

Boy, with a lineup like that, I can't wait to see what else they have planned!

>>14438078

Nice try but Rareware has been devoting everything to Sea of Thieves. If you are expecting some sort of big announcement from them, you're mistaken. SoT is Rare's big software title that they've been pushing and working on for years.

>>14439962

You think you can use your old Duke controller on an Xbone? You will buy a brand new Duke controller to use on your Xbox One while your old Duke controllers sit in the basement or attic.


5504fd No.14442003

>>14439007

>latinos & blacks in gaming

So just a fighting game marathon?


ba0a1b No.14442015

>>14441964

bluepoint has proven the sourcecode meme doesn't really fly and I think there's only a few legitimate instances of the loss of a source code being a real concern. They've done the best HD ports and they do it by reverse engineering, doing a PC port, and from that foundation, porting to consoles. The legitimate instances are things like wanting sega saturn remasters because the saturn works completely backwards to how everything works today.


51cfc2 No.14442057

>>14441967

>You will buy a brand new Duke controller to use on your Xbox One while your old Duke controllers sit in the basement or attic.

Nah, m8. I'll just play my Xbox. But the fucking 360 I want gone, and I want to keep using my controller.


3658f1 No.14442069

>>14437039

Lucky for you, you'll be saving some cash, since Microshit doesn't own any of those properties.


9277ba No.14442071

>>14442003

Yeah, basically. also throw in some whites and asains tho


9bcb3f No.14442075

File: 51beef36af15bee⋯.jpg (160.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, BosPos.jpg)

File: a0ddd54a3c95ef0⋯.jpg (31.83 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 124823-fallout-brotherhood….jpg)

So what the fuck ever happened to those hints that Philbo was dropping about bringing Xbox Original BC to the PC? Was that all just vaporware bullshit to try and stay relevant, or has anything new come out?

And if Win10 apps have been cracked, does that mean their container will be reverse engineered to allow general Xbox emulation (kind of like how PS2 games can now be played on CFW PS4s) in lieu of a proper emulator? Could that mean Xbox Original games will be playable on Windows 7?


ff790d No.14442088

>>14439063

You forgot the cars and sports, idiot-face.


2512e7 No.14442173

File: 3d2ffbf6aa6d695⋯.jpg (8.51 KB, 607x106, 607:106, DB6UKJwUIAEhX1d.jpg)

>>14442088

and controllers…


9d84c5 No.14442728

>>14441967

>Nice try but Rareware has been devoting everything to Sea of Thieves. If you are expecting some sort of big announcement from them, you're mistaken. SoT is Rare's big software title that they've been pushing and working on for years.

Rare is a fairly big studio, they're able to work on more than one game at a time. They almost certainly have several unannounced projects in the works.


1f8396 No.14442750

>>14442075

I'd be down for that.




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