4193ae No.14429121
Tell the stories of stupid shit you've done in Vidya. I'll start.
>Playing Pokemon Crystal for the first time
>Young little shit
>Enjoying the game so far
>Meet Silver for the first time
>Kick his ass with my trusty new Cyndaquil
>"My name is ???"
>Figure that's weird and just keep going
>Get back to Elm's Lab
>Officer asks me what his name is
>Don't realize I'm supposed to give the rival a name
>Think I'm supposed to tell the truth
>Tell him his name is ???
>Go through the entire game without realizing how retarded I was
>mfw I think back to that
884485 No.14429128
>>14429121
>Autistic shit
completed Drakengard 3
if stealth is option, I always load previous checkpoint in case of alert
never use any items because 'I could need it more later'
4aedbe No.14429129
this is something I think everyone does but
>a cliff or earth ledge in an FPS seems baaaarely traversible, and it looks like there might be something to be gained if you can find a way to make it up
>try every square foot and every angle of the ledge multiple times until you can get up there
gaylo was very guilty of this iirc
46b043 No.14429138
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>>14429128
>completed Drakengard 3
42392b No.14429143
>Bought Guild Wars 1 at launch
>Had a friend to play with but he rarely showed up
>Deathly afraid of human interaction to the point I refused to look for any parties
>Completed the fucking game solo, way before Nightfall added controllable mercenaries
I had to wait until Nightfall to be able to complete Factions solo though.
55b16c No.14429149
>>14429121
I did the same thing my first time playing gold I believe, until I asked my friend about it and realized you just entered any name, well either that or it was the other way around, god its been too long
8a5aea No.14429158
>>14429128
This and grinded through Nier three times to upgrade all the weapons. The first time was because I was curious to see how each weapon changed when you upgraded it and couldn't find any galleries of the upgrades online. The second time was because I realized I forgot to take my own screenshots/gallery of the weapon upgrades. The third time was because I lost my original folder of the weapon gallery and re-did the grinding again to recreate it.
4193ae No.14429159
>>14429149
Yeah, and worse when I did other playthroughs, I didn't realize how stupid I was until I gave a different name for shits and giggles and saw he had that name upon my second encounter.
79133e No.14429163
There's an area in FF7 in the ancient city that's a large spiral shell standing up on end. You run up one spiral, you run down the other, you go to the next area. I was stuck on this area for more than an hour.
09292c No.14429207
I took trading very seriously at a certain point
398518 No.14429246
>TES:Oblivion
>RP as noblebright holy knight
>When exploring Ayleid ruins, I kill any Undead that come in my way
>And then carefully place their remains back into whatever coffin they may have jumped out of
>If they did not jump out of a coffin, I seek a halfway decent place and try to to put them down in a somewhat dignified pose (which is a pain in the ass due to how the ragdolls work)
>Only take equipment which I really need, refuse to pick up gemstones and similar loot
>After I'm done with the dungeon, I carefully close every door behind me so the dead can finally have their deserved rest.
a79cca No.14429252
a7067f No.14429256
>>14429121
Holy fuck I did the exact same thing
I'm glad I'm not the only retard
a2aec0 No.14429263
>>14429121
>Dark Souls 1
>tried to jump to the apparent ledges around the bottom of the bridge that connects firelink shrine to undead burgh.
6a00cd No.14429273
>>14429263
Uhh you can get down there. That's where the boss armor vendor is
482892 No.14429280
>>14429263
I didn't even know you could jump in dark souls 1 for at least ten hours.
a2aec0 No.14429283
>>14429273
I know that, but from there it seemed like there were ledges and I jumped down from there too, doesn't help that in valley of drakes some ledges are very stretch (I have vertigo.)
0a648c No.14429288
>>14429121
You must seriously have a nigger tier IQ n shiiiieeeet anon. I see now why you posted the mog drinking nigger beer too.
c528d7 No.14429335
>>14429246
Was it fun though?
09292c No.14429352
>Was playing some Morrowind when I was about 12 years old
>Tried to get really into it by reading all the text out loud as if I was actually the main character
>Did this for months untilI I got bored of it
398518 No.14429368
>>14429335
Fun? Not in the strictest sense, given that the ragdolls would spazz out at every available opportunity.
At the same time, there was a weird feeling of accomplishment every time you finished a dungeon and put the dead back to rest. Probably one of those self-diagnosed instances of OCD or something like that.
0c35f6 No.14429453
>>14429368
>self-diagnosed instances of OCD
0302f1 No.14429460
>>14429352
Now go on jewtube and search "reading skyrim outloud"
da5f9f No.14429532
>>14429460
>199 videos
>1 of 2
532ee1 No.14429565
>>14429352
The worst ive done is that I got so bored of playing skyrim that I decided to strip and go skinny dipping along the river. As I got down the river I would barehandedly beat the shit out of mudcrabs and bears. I skinny dipped until I made it to the next town and I was also no longer burnt out.
000000 No.14429599
>>14429532
So only 398 total?
It's not like you have any idea what to do with your life or anything.
4e85ae No.14429611
>play AOE2
>destroy every single enemy building before destroying the objective
>empty the map of resources
b75ac9 No.14429616
Started a crowdsourced bounty hunter economy just because I wanted a player occupied enough to stop talking to me.
398518 No.14429630
>>14429611
That actually was a legit - necessary, even - tactic in Earth 2150 because you had to collect a metric fuckton of resources to meet the overarching campaign goal, and not harvesting the resource fields in each campaign mission until they were depleted meant that they effectively would go to waste.
be6aad No.14429638
>>14429280
Jumping isn't actually required to beat the game, so it's not surprising a lot of people didn't find out. I didn't know until a friend told me either.
5e83ff No.14429736
>>14429246
this would be fun if it didnt just fucking reset the dungeon completely later
>>14429453
t. someone who has never had or met someone who has OCD
85bc84 No.14429892
> play pic related
> go 100% non lethal
> knock unconscious every possible enemy, tie them up and hide them in someone's house.
> sort them by enemy type (house 1 only has archer, house 2 only has pikemen….)
I remember being a bit pissed off when the game started throwin enemies you could not carry or tie up at you, like those fag-knights. The siege missions were the only moment I was allowed to kill things because even if I went out of my way to knock enemies unconscious my fucking allies went and finished them off.
b2322d No.14429969
>>14429207
you're a fucking lightweight
At least one thousand hours are from idling
b06643 No.14429990
I took TimeSplitters 2, playing alone but went to deathmatch mode, chose two players and the characters who had big tits, when running it looked like they had jiggle physics. I set up some books on the controllers to make the girls run against each other and jiggle their tits while I masturbated.
0a0857 No.14430012
>FEAR
>first fight against the watchers in the lobby
>spend 5 minutes meleeing every glass object in the room
66f187 No.14430023
>>14429969
Most of my time was from being one of those friendly sandvich autists on trade servers.
>mfw I realize I probably have double digit IQ
0117ad No.14430040
>>14429638
It actually tells you how to jump during the tutorial though, shows how retarded most people are.
281eb9 No.14430192
>>14429121
Don't worry I only cottoned onto that when I played the remake which makes the intention clear. G/S/C could've at least had a default name in it like most JRPGs with that sort of system do, or even had the standard rival naming dialog box to give him his canon name plus a few alts.
>>14429128
>completed Drakengard 3
100%? Because I did that, and worse, restarting levels instead of using checkpoints because using them gimps the difficulty.
7661d0 No.14430290
I used to find the all time lowest rated games on Newgrounds, and could spend hours playing a single one. Probably the most time I've spent on Doom comes from messing with shit joke maps, like UAC military nightmare.
f24952 No.14430305
>>14429121
>YGO: Dualist of the Roses
>try to end turn
>end up surrendering instead
>this was less than a week ago
e1bb84 No.14430308
Online, I got into petty arguments with other players instead of minding my own fucking business and playing the game.
In singleplayer games have gone full autism modifying the game to my tastes. I also sometimes hoard cool looking items and stash them.
c006dc No.14430318
>>14429121
AOEII
>All of my towns are grid plan
>All of my towns have a central forum/plaza
>Always roman castrum style crossroads
>mandatory towers at every wall corner or change in direction
>Always build farms outside of city walls, no i don't care if it's more efficient to build them near the town center
91c024 No.14430324
>>14429121
>For a 2 month period of time my only game was Far Cry 2 on PS3
>Played it to the point where I beat it on the hardest difficulty using only hipfire
Take away all games a man owns except for one and you'll see him do some autistic shit.
da5f9f No.14430326
Since the picture is from FFXIV
>have every class on 70, even DoH
>been playing since legacy
>have nearly all mounts and minions
>almost 400 days of play time on this single character
>all of them spent solo, no fixed guild or even friends I made in game
482892 No.14430526
>>14430040
I don't do tutorials most of the time at least, plenty of games play the same apart from a few game specific features so you can just play for a few minutes and realise what you're doing >>14430040
d7f93c No.14430537
>>14429990
We need more posters like you.
dc1c66 No.14430597
>>14429990
I did something like this too. I used to make 3 men vs 1 woman cpu matches on WWE. Those tag team moves drained all the semen out of me.
e2c785 No.14430603
>>14429969
You are like a little baby,watch this.
e80ee6 No.14430631
>>14430603
Reminder that there is 8760 hours in one year.
3d2a8e No.14430698
I haven't figured out how to learn deathblows in Xenogears as a kid. Finished the whole game with lvl 1 deathblows. Opiomorph boss had me stuck for hours, managed to beat it with some autistic strategy involving Chu-Chu.
In pre internet era I fell for the you can revive Aeris scam. Tons of hours running around the game like a tard checking every nook and cranny and browsing game files with Action Replay.
9d95ed No.14430731
In EarthBound, in the part where you first control Jeff, I grinded items out of enemies so I could sell them and buy the equipment from that area early and bring it to the rest of the party. Also, related to vidya, but not in a game specifically, I manually edited the xml file that webman uses for its xmb interface to add folders for sorting games by series, but because the program detects unexpected tags in mygames.xml, it automatically overwrites it on boot, so every time I boot my PS3, I have to manually replace it through FTP before mounting any games (because even if I didn't need that menu, it fucks up the custom metadata I added).
463c17 No.14430777
>>14430141
I'm a newfag and barely know about Gregor. I only know about Saint. Please spoonfeed me.
0c35f6 No.14431035
>>14429736
t. someone who can't read greentext
217633 No.14431139
>>14429121
I tried driving around the whole map of GTA V on pic related.
It was so much fun
Until I crashed and the wheel got stuck at 1/3 of the way
b9d7c0 No.14431231
>play forza horizon 3
>Complete everything on blizzard Mountain and get bored
>decide to roleplay in my head
>change characters and names frequently
>make up backstorys in my head and only allow certain cars to race
>make up rivaleries between said characters and cars
>create extra drama by enabling real damage and trying to win in a fucked up car against the A.I.
Makes the game interesting again
c0ae30 No.14431306
>>14429128
Even better
>played a Taro Yoko game and tried to understand the story completely
>realize there's fucking screenplays and books too
6958bd No.14431449
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There was feature in the extras of Destroy All Humans 2 where you could listen to the soundtrack while a specific character danced to it depending on the song.
I had just hit puberty when I got the game and spent hours listening this song and masturbating while the Russian chick (Natalya I think) danced away.
6e2d67 No.14431491
>>14429121
>hitman 1
>the hotel mission
>silently kill someone with the fiber wire
>do this for every person i come across
>spend an hour dragging bodies around
>propping them up onto the beds
>ensuring everyone is "asleep" in bed and the whole hotel is now dead silent
>put on the spare bellhop clothes in the side closet
>walk around like i'm an employee of the hotel, and stand behind the desk for a while and pretend i'm the night clerk
532ee1 No.14431558
>>14430603
At that point I would easily start to contemplate suicide.
You literally spent more than an ENTIRE YEAR' of your life playing tf2.
Jeusus fucking Christ anon.
9977ed No.14431577
>>14431306
>implying the supplementary materials are anything but supplementary
All they do is polish the world more they aren't required to understand the plot of any of the games as isolated incidents.
e2c785 No.14431752
>>14431558
eh a good amount of it was idling for no fucking good reason but still,a hell of a lot of time,shame there's no incentive to actually play the game anymore since there's no new content.
b574d9 No.14431824
>>14429121
how has no one called out the copy paste yet?
93ca6c No.14432423
been trying to get past the first level in half life 1 for 15 years
2dace1 No.14432490
>>14429121
Where to begin?
445cd5 No.14432538
If I can't play as the girl, I won't play the game at all
Not because of "hurr hurr I want to be a cute grill" but mostly out of wanting to protect the girl and thinking she's cute and such.
ef00df No.14432555
>>14430324
>Smoking the leaves
9d95ed No.14432598
>>14432555
>knowing how to use drugs
Fuck off, degenerate. Nice trips though.
e9818b No.14432810
>be young (semi-retarded) teenager
>playan l4d2
>l4d maps were added
>load up Blood Harvest finale, with the farmhouse
>make it all the way to the farmhouse
>climb up to the staircase landing
>enable godmode, infinite ammunition, finale never ends in console
>just sit there for an hour shooting up zombies that ran up the stairs along with my CPU teammates
bbbef8 No.14432823
100%'d persona psp on a real psp
you have to do a bunch of gambling in the casino, not fun
c6b0a5 No.14432825
>>14432810
I was going to call you out for being too young on impulse, but then I remember that l4d2 came out in fucking 2009
f8b1d5 No.14432830
>>14432490
Holy shit, thats painful to see.
Furry is a disease.
e9818b No.14432837
>>14432825
HL2 was almost 14 years ago
and I still haven't played it
052fd0 No.14432845
>>14432490
just fucking why?
7f7608 No.14432871
>>14429121
I grinded stat-boost items in Breath of Fire 3 until Ryu had 999 of all stats, and i got the Gooking Sword without using Game Shark, it took like 2 weeks of constant grind
6a85a7 No.14432873
>>14429121
I did the exact same thing anon.
fb1a95 No.14432874
>>14430324
This right here, it produced the best results
>Starting up a harvest moon like game, can't remember what it was
>asked to name the town
>Buttburg
>later on actually felt bad that my cute waifu had to live in such a terribly named place not because the name was stupid, but because at the time I felt she deserved better
autism is a helluva drug
fb1a95 No.14432885
>>14431752
You may have gotten money out of TF2, but I got a girlfriend of 5 years so far and even fucked her
I feel you though it was alot more fun back in the day
e9818b No.14432888
>>14432885
Teach me your ways senpai
fb1a95 No.14432926
>>14432910
That's 15 years you double nigger, no need to lie like that
3d6df9 No.14432928
>>14432910
>15 years of tumblrtale
7f7608 No.14432930
>>14432910
>anon is a time traveller
3a0182 No.14432940
I ground tower of valny (?) and the ruins on Fire emblem: sacred stones for hundreds of hours to get gold to buy the stat boosting items from the secret shop after I beat the game so I could max out the stats of every single one of my units (except prepromotes) to prepare in case I ever played a multiplayer arena match. I did not ever.
282622 No.14432984
>>14429280
It only takes half an A press to jump.
46ba85 No.14433094
I have memories of filling an entire map with power plants in the original Command & Conquer
2b81e7 No.14433101
>>14430777
I will spoonfeed you, because I like your lucky trips.
Gregor is a blanket term used to describe incredibly skilled and antisocial video game players that can be occasionally sighted in online multiplayer games.
They show up out of nowhere, dominate the entire enemy team by themselves, using superior personal skill, mind games and hard reads which make them show up at the exact right time at the exact right place to win, all the while not saying anything or responding to anyone. The reason he is depicted as a slav and called Gregor is because slavic multiplayer veterans are usually highly skilled due to poor economy forcing them to invest time into a single game for long periods of time but can't speak english, which explains the apparent stoic silence associated with the stereotype.
843a56 No.14433110
>>14433101
And also because the player it was named after was literally called Gregor.
70d7c0 No.14433121
>>14430603
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bbeabe No.14433137
I beat Pikmin 2 in 8 ingame days. It's the minimum possible without abusing glitches. Doing so requires you to complete the entire final area in one ingame day. Noteworthy is one of the treasures you need to collect in the so-called "Doomsday Apparatus," a 1kg dumbell that requires 100 purple Pikmin (who can carry 10x the weight any other color can) to carry and takes about a quarter of the day (minimum) all by itself to carry back to your base.
The big saving grace is that time doesn't pass while inside of dungeons and you get a save prompt when you enter them, so I was able to segment certain sections of the game up to make sure I did them fast enough for the time limit.
282622 No.14433151
>>14433101
>tfw Gregor is your maiden name
What does that say about me?
843a56 No.14433272
>>14433151
It means you're a faggot for taking your wife's last name.
d44655 No.14433307
I used to go into the character model viewer of Soul Calibur 3 and jerk off to Cassandra and Taki.
282622 No.14433330
>>14433307
Hardly autistic when they made their tits jiggle in the character viewer. Those japs knew exactly what they were doing.
5aac96 No.14433345
>>14433121
I wonder if this is the same person?
d44655 No.14433347
>>14433330
Yeah, but I'd also have my Xbox turned on and have that giant fucking controller vibrating on my dick.
282622 No.14433395
>>14433345
>14,228 hours
>still doesn't have all the achievements
Shameful display.
7661d0 No.14433494
I spent hours grinding EVs/IVs (whichever was which) in Pokemon, because I couldn't stand mine being even slightly inferior. Grinding required me to only fight specific Pokemon to get the right stats, which multiplied the time needed. And I never ended up using those Pokemon for anything, I just dropped the games for good right after that.
9545f5 No.14433516
>>14433137
Shit, I did the original in 9 days, but I couldn’t fathom doing 2 that quickly.
cd00f4 No.14434240
>>14433307
I'd go into the character viewer in soul calibur 2 and fap to Mina and Sophitia's damage noises.
e2c785 No.14434391
>>14432885
What makes you think i got money,i definitely lost more in the gamble hole then i profited,that's the dirty ways of valve.
6805f7 No.14434406
Much like movies I would loop a brief sex scene and whack my meat to it, how is this related to videogames? I'm glad you asked, as dead space 2 on the ps3 had bonus features, I remember one bonus feature of a movie called Dead Space: Downfall had one sex scene.
482892 No.14435264
>>14432837
It's actually not that great, I tried playing it again recently. Feels really ehh at most now.
1b9070 No.14435323
>>14429453
Honest self-diagnosis of OCD is really pretty easy. The only trouble is snowflakes looking for an easy disease grab.
c36217 No.14435498
>>14432837
It's overrated. At the time it got a lot of attention because it was the sequel to HL1 and the Source engine was still new and shiny, but frankly it doesn't hold up to the test of time. The pacing is decent enough but the gunplay is pretty bad and the forced vehicle segments are a drag. The best thing to come out of HL2 were the Source mods.
46ba85 No.14435755
>>14435498
Shooting combine humans was fun, but that's about it, sadly.
4e4743 No.14435864
!!!WARNING: INCOMING GAME!!!
There was a point when I was renting vidya that I pretended all my main characters were actually Bob.
4e4743 No.14435912
>>14435864
I also used to draw the player characters as versions of Bob during school, wish I still had those notebooks but I'm also glad I didn't have a scanner at that time or there would be some preserved 'tism on the internets on par with some Sanic OC.
445322 No.14435954
I'm a CRT fag, does that count? I absolutely refuse to play standard definition games on modern displays.
32ce99 No.14435966
>killed all the niggers in Ultima 7
>couldn't finish the game because one of the niggers had a required quest
>started over and killed all but that one nigger for the quest
>nicknamed him Last of the Nignoggins and played the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack while doing his quest
445322 No.14435973
Oh! I got one.
>Rent Animal Crossing from Blockbuster because it came out there a week or 2 early.
>Game is basically a N64 rom, so it loads entirely into theGamecube's Ram
>Game runs without disc
>Return disc to blockbuster
>Leave gamecube on for two weeks with no game inside so I can still play it
The electricity I used was probably equal to another rental, but I didn't care at the time.
4e4743 No.14435979
>>14435954
That's just having good taste if it includes anything up to about 6th gen consoles.
1f08af No.14435987
>>14435954
Don't listen to that other guy, you are autistic and so is he.
4e4743 No.14435998
>>14435987
>he likes stretched and blurred potato visuals in his old vidya
Nigger, I have a secondary CRT just for playing old DOS games. Fuck a bunch of filters and upscaling.
445322 No.14436005
>>14435987
I mean, it's not autistic to ME. Does playing music on Cds, or even vinyl records upset you too? Old cars? Some third thing?
1f08af No.14436049
>>14436005
I wouldn't call that picture comfy, the lightning is too dim, the lamp is poorly placed and so is the screen, not to mention that Zelda is boring.
>>14435998
>stretched and blurred?
How? Do you think i'm retarded? If anything the visuals will look crisper with the proper cables and pretty much every modern screen has a 4:3 mode. Besides you are fucked as far as visuals go if you don't have a "cheap" household CRT from that era since most games weren't really made for the expensive ones that hipsters like to use nowadays. What's up with all the dithering and what not.
4e4743 No.14436064
>>14436049
Now you're debating cables? I may be autistic but I'm not a dunderhead.
282622 No.14436077
>>14429246
>getting really into roleplaying your character
That's the only way to play games like that. Yeah it makes you feel like a fucking autist when you have different outfits for being in town vs adventuring, or purposefully making things more difficult for yourself to stay in character, but damn if it doesn't make the game way more fun .
f4078b No.14436830
>>14436005
Looks pretty hipster to me.
b5f0b8 No.14436948
play the same game for over 10 years
6e6a47 No.14437012
>>14435498
>>14432837
HL2 stole the grav gun idea from a mod in Starsiege Tribes
ffa033 No.14437066
Where do I start?
>not satisfied with my vidya setup until i can take screenshots and record if possible
>which isn't always a trivial task because this includes consoles that can do it and dos/9x on original hardware
>recording folder is 300GB right now
>remember the exact route i took in some childhood games and reenact them each time
>always put certain things in the same place in rollercoaster tycoon
>calculate dimensions of buildings in autismblocks so everything is even
>i've made some things from vidya in lego before
>keep all my old saves to look at later
>try not to be rude to npc's
>if i do something unusual around them i wonder what they would think
>>14429969
nice dubs
>>14430603
>>14433121
>>14433345
What is it about TF2 that does this to people?
>>14432837
It's ok.
>>14437012
What was it called
>>14436830
I've never seen an actual hipster that gave a shit about CRTs. When will this meme die?
bdb10f No.14437102
>>14432926
>Undermeme was 15 years ago
6e6a47 No.14437171
>>14437066
It was just called gravity gun and was packaged in most modded servers for shenanigans. But from the Starsiege wiki on mods:
>Mods to the original game made Tribes one of the most innovative games for years to come. Most of the mods done to the game would be copied later on by other software titles. Some of the most memorable mods would give users items that were mimicked later by other software titles:
>Grav Gun- Made popular by Half Life 2 and thought of as revolutionary, yet was created in Tribes many years earlier
>Ability to build bases and place base items- A first for a 1st person shooter game. Players can deploy things like doors, wall, force fields, turrets, inventory stations, supply stations, sensors, missile launchers, turret control stations, teleporters, jails, amongst many other items.
>The SEX Mod had machine guns that launched self deploying laser turrets, allowing the user to deploy hundreds of automated turrets anywhere on the map, even while fighting
>The original Warzone mod would let the players build their base from scratch (building, turrets, and stations) and then let the players play with their custom bases.
>T-Mail- A serverside mail system which automatically gave connected players a MailBox/InBox/OutBox/SentBox/Contact List/SaveBox and many other options that popular e-mail systems have all within the games Score TAB Menu.
>Demo Drop- Feature that allowed the game to record a first person game play with an automated format type to save it, convert it, store it, watch through the Tribes gaming client, but moreso it made it to where Fraps, or Gamecam or any third party screen capture were not needed to record games. The feature also did not diminish fps or gameplay, making it very easy to run and perform on all systems.
Annihilation and Renegade maps usually ran a lot of these base building mods and I used to spend most of my time on engineer class making death traps for anyone trying to come in.
052fd0 No.14437249
>>14437066
>What is it about TF2 that does this to people?
It's that it's a fun game
e5750d No.14437373
I did some pokemon breeding back in gen3. It was basically just one mon, but when I was done with it it had 4 perfect IVs (and two meh IVs in stats that didn't matter), perfect nature and a hidden power of the perfect typing at power 69 or so. I wound up not using it much because in retrospective even a near-perfect Sceptile is still a shitmon.
e1ed0c No.14437679
I would always jump off if extremely high kedges in every vidya that allowed you to kill yourself or fall. It just seemed cool to me for some reason.
d33f29 No.14438183
>>14437679
I'm guilty of this one too. Sometimes, in games which aren't open world, I try to jump from the unrealistically high ledges just to se if I can.
If I can't, I get disappointed. If I can, I still get disappointed because the death screen pops up before you fall more than 4 meters.
42392b No.14438232
>>14437066
>>I've never seen an actual hipster that gave a shit about CRTs. When will this meme die?
>If they're doing hipster shit I like they're not a hipster
I know you can find a better argument than that.
ffa033 No.14438340
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>>14437679
Sometimes I climb up onto the buildings/edges of the level/whatever's there to see how high I can get.
>>14438232
>if you actually like something hipsters pretended to like you're a hipster
epic ruse bro
69d5b3 No.14438445
>>14431491
lol'd
>>14429990
One time I used the infinite grind balance cheat on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Underground, and did an infinite grind in a loop. I did this in order to produce rumble indefinitely so I could put the controller on my dick. Felt pretty good.
0dbd5b No.14438809
>>14429288
>Mog
Now thats an autistic thing. Its not a mog its a fucking moogle. You cant just take the main character of the race's name and rename it like that. Fucking moogles you dirty autist.
428758 No.14439420
>Get into Sims 3
>realize I can make my own neighborhood and fully customize it
>mod it so I can prevent random sims from moving in our moving out
>create whole households and their families from scratch, all with backstories and based on national stereotypes, along with characters from stuff I liked
>autistically calculate how many days would proportionally be a year and correlate that with sim's age so it feels like real progress
>extended pregnancy periods so it would last half a year
>recreated the marios for some reason and later on me and my friends so we could all be part of the Autism madness
the project lasted about a year,about 30-40 ingame years pased.
Dio Brando became the Mayor and Mario inherited the local Bar Joint.
the universe then was destroyed because I decided to add the pets expansion pack.
bc1da6 No.14439485
>>14429163
You are not alone.
95b568 No.14439787
>>14429453
There are multiple types of OCD and few have to do with order and symmetry, but that's the only one that got memed on 9fag and Leddit because "oh my god I have a sense of aesthetics and I don't like displaced compositions I am so kirky OCD leeeeeeel xd".
t. actually diagnosed OCDfag
43a7f9 No.14440309
>>14429121
I locked an open door in FO2 to prevent it from automatically closing. It worked.
e2c785 No.14440314
>>14439420
Yeah but did you add any sex mods?
that's the real reason to play the sims.
c09b71 No.14440355
>>14432871
>Gooking Sword without using Game Shark
Nice.
c7e7d7 No.14440404
>>14430318
Aaaand this is why I was never any good at AOE.
c7e7d7 No.14440421
>>14440309
>I locked an open door
Strange, yet symbolically compelling.
e73516 No.14440469
>>14429128
>never use any items because 'I could need it more later'
This is me to a T. I don't know why, but I just can't do it. Even when I really need to use the items I just think, "what if I need it for a boss battle instead of wasting on this" and never use it.
3c56d5 No.14440482
>Won 5B in osrs gold and lose it gambling
2704b5 No.14440487
This thread is making me realize how normal I am.
9ce7eb No.14440507
>NHL 2000
>make my own char like anyone else
but
>weekly write a page long story about how my character is doing in games, what team he changed, goals he scored etc.
Then I printed that out and with pride read it often to myself
cbdd59 No.14440527
>>14440487
>cuckchan picture
well, you aren't wrong
8d4345 No.14440543
The first time i played pokemon, i only used bulbasaur and some HM slaves, but it took me awhile to figure out i even needed them. I grinded that fucker up to level 100, but got my ass wrecked at the elite 4.
e2c785 No.14440547
>>14440487
Get out of here faggot,only weirdos allowed here.
caffcf No.14440585
[spoiler[I got all skills to 99 on runescape.[/spoiler]
over 8 years ago
db023e No.14440596
>>14430634
You play, you pay, you bastard.
725bee No.14440598
>have actual autism
>was the only kid at school who had figured out that this was the game's way of letting you name your rival
532ee1 No.14440599
I turn into a phsycopath whenver I play vidya.
Sometimes whenever I play a game and I talk to a child NPC and its a rude little shit, I always take out my weapon and try to kill the little fucker, but ofc I never can.
Whenver there is a game where you can find animals in the enviornment I would either drive/ride off the road/path and purposely run them over or sometimes I would even bully them to death. I was playing GTAV this one time and I kept on shooting cows in their shins, they would trip then get back up and try to run away but I kept on repeating it until they died.
I remember one of the last times I played GTAV I was walking around in a black neighborhood franklins neigborhood and on of the ghetto niggers pissed me off for some reason so I decided to shoot everybody there I could find. This pure sense of bliss I got from that must be why gun violence went down so dramatically over the years.
>>14437679
>>14438340
I would sometimes like to climb or fly as high as I possibly can, soak up the view, then jump off and kill myself. Sometimes repeatedly. Its even better if I can take people down with me.
293161 No.14440608
>keep item for later
>keep money in case I need it
>beat the game with enemy drops, inventory full and a shit ton of money
I do this with every fucking game accidentally. I almost fucking beat Max Payne with a sliver of health, because I always kept full painkillers and only allowed myself to use them either when I found more or when I was getting too fucked.
86a79f No.14440621
>>14440599
CRAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIN
7446ee No.14440649
>>14440487
You're not the normal one.
964942 No.14440673
>>14440608
>describing strategic and clever resource management
>attributing it to autism
Is it your fault the game is so easy you can beat even without power-ups ?
725bee No.14440684
>>14440673
To be fair its more than likely just because of a shit load of save scumming.
af2378 No.14440704
>>14440673
>not using any resources at all is clever management of them
Oh yes, I forgot being anorexic is really just clever food management.
428758 No.14440733
>>14440314
this was before slightly kinky world, but yeah, there was a primitive sex mod I used in this.
what I cared about more was watching over my creations and seeing what they did and only helping them when there was something the AI couldn't handle on it's own, like finding a job.
293161 No.14440995
>>14440673
>going out of your way to get resources then proceeding to never use them and only get more resources until the game ends
>strategic and clever
Ayy
ffa033 No.14441135
>>14440585
What ever happened to /v/scape? I've been thinking of hosting my own
000000 No.14441523
>>14436948
what game is this?
>>14440507
this is just sad
000000 No.14441528
>>14440599
When I played GTA I used to shoot females in the legs to spread them and then in the pussy. Is this autistic?
000000 No.14441534
>>14440608
I did the same with nukes in fallout. Hoarded them to use against big enemies but never used them.
b1074f No.14441875
>>14434240
Soul Calibur II has a "Weapon Master" mode. Basically a non-canon story mode where you do a series of fights with special conditions. You also get EXP that increases your Rank. This doesn't change your stats at all, but each Rank has a different name. I maxed out the Rank at I think 999 purely so I could see what the name of the rank would be. This meant months of doing the same mission (which was relatively fast with a relatively high xp payout) over and over again. And now, I don't even remember what the name of the rank was, and checking the Soulcalibur Wiki now, it's not even noted there, probably because nobody else has been autistic enough to do this.
>>14440543
Bullshit. Whenever I play Pokemon I only use my starter and I never grind. I refuse to faint any wild pokemon, but I make sure to fight every trainer pokemon in order with only my starter. If I ever accidentally faint a pokemon while trying to catch it, or if a trainer pokemon uses a move to swap out my starter for one of my other pokemon, I have to reload my save. I also never use items, including TMs. This is still enough to beat every game. The only time I had difficulty with this strategy was using Mudkip in Gen III, but the game is easy with Torchic. I've replayed Gens I and II a million times with all the starters and this is never particularly hard, except for beating Brock with Charmander or Pikachu, which is still doable.
In addition to this, I have to fill my party with Pokemon that seem like the "canon" party, meaning pokemon you get in the story. In Yellow this is easy and ends up being Red's Gen II team, since you're given the other starters, Snorlax is a necessary fight, and Eevee is given to you. Though I'll swap in Lapras to use for when I need to Surf, since Lapras is also given to you. In Red & Blue, it's the starter, Eevee, Lapras, Snorlax, and whatever HM slaves I need at the time. Also, I only ever touch one of the Snorlaxes. The second one is still there in Gen II, so I have to leave that one alone. In Gen II, the party is the starter, Togepi, Eevee, Snorlax, Lapras, and an HM slave.
In regards to HM slaves, each one needs to be the pokemon that most makes sense for that particular HM. Some pokemon seem made for an HM, or an HM seems made for a Pokemon. Lapras using Surf being the most obvious example. Pidgey and its evolutions are for Fly. Machop and its evolutions are for Strength. Scyther or Pinsir are for Cut. I don't know which Gen I pokemon is best for Flash so I don't use it. It's not necessary anyway. In Gen II since my party is already pretty full of story pokemon, I'll use Pinsir for multiple HMs because it can learn three or four of them, IIRC. Of course Lapras also gets used for Waterfall and Whirlpool in addition to Surf.
Also in Gen III or later, when you have double or triple battles, I have a designated second battler and a designated third battler. I can never let them faint, but since they're only used in double and triple battles, they're always incredibly weak. I have to make sure that these are two pokemon I will always want in my party, though. So hopefully there are story pokemon that are also perfect HM slaves, like Lapras. And they need to be obtained before the first double/triple battle.
>>14435864
But all the characters in ReBoot are the enemies, and the User is their evil god of destruction. Every time you play a video game, you're killing Bob.
3c56d5 No.14441981
use savestates in yugioh card games
ea31ea No.14441989
>>14433094
same, but with game speed on max to maximise ore and filling the map with silos even though a glitch exists that lets you have infinite storage anyway
2f5ea3 No.14442464
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>Playing Medal of Honor 2010 campaign
>Figure out midway through tutorial mission that you can repeatedly stab an enemy in rapid succession, making them look like swiss cheese after you're done knifing them to shit.
>Spend entire campaign knifing enemies to the ground, only using weapons when forced to.
>Will never get the knife sound effect out of my head for the rest of my life
0702dc No.14442662
I was very burnt out and depressed at work so I would buy a six pack of bottles on the way home and play F:NV. Go to bars and buy beers and drink them in game as I guzzled them outside game then tried to hunt Legion but usually passed out at desk with radio on in metal shack.
0702dc No.14442671
>>14442662
also play F:4vr in fallout onsie, which is actually pretty cool because you realize how silly it it is to be wearing it when everyone else is wearing clothes, but on the other hand it is very comfertable and warm.
a7bcc4 No.14443525
When I was 15 I figured it'd be cool to play MGS3 with the right eye closed from the point Big Boss gets his shot onwards, since then I always did it as a habit, even going as far as actually getting one of those medical eyepatches.
Also in Hitman Blood Money I used to roleplay as a survivor in the zombie apocalypse after activating the easter egg on the Mississippi level.
Compared to some of your stories this is actually normalfag tier, which makes me feel less retarded.
6e1368 No.14445488
93ca6c No.14445536
>>14440585
>>14441534
>>14441135
>>14440608
I did this for the first half of my gaming career so far. Now I just try to hyperspecialise (normally max glasscannon feasible)
a0a576 No.14445633
>>14429121
I would go to the coop icons of San Andreas, click the second gamepad to start the coop, and then make CJ and the coop avatar kiss repeteadely because seeing something close to sex in a videogame made me hot and bothered.
>>14440585
>[spoiler]
>>>/cuckchan/
3306e8 No.14449913
>>14429128
You think that's bad, I got to the end to the very last note, and missed the damn timing on that last fucking fade to black note.
Then quit playing.
And picked up NieR again and got half way through it again.
369b74 No.14449969
>>14429121
I have played through the entirety of FFX without ever discovering that you can switch characters mid-fight, which is pivotal to the battle system.
e5be1c No.14449974
>>14449969
>you can switch characters mid-fight
You can WHAT?
46b043 No.14450023
>>14433101
>antisocial
Asocial. "Antisocial" is the term for a psychopath.
3e1fef No.14450038
Basically, ignoring features because they were too bothersome for my tastes or I just didn't have the attention span for it, making most games that weren't platformers or fps impossible to enjoy and/or beat
>Learning how the citizens system works in Civ 4? who cares!
>How the fuck the point system on armor in monster hunter works? Who cares, I look pretty cool with all those different armor pieces from different sets!
>Using the draw system in FF8? Fuck that nerd shit
>Upgrading your gear in FF10? Nah
>Actually using items in my first rpg? I'll just use the best attack and never focus on defense!
I used to grind like a retard in Breath of Fire 3 in shit spot with weak enemies, and I found years later replaying it that I could gain way more exp in other areas
46b043 No.14450045
fbec39 No.14450049
>>14449969
Really? It was basically what made me get the game since I was getting sick of party limitations at the time.
d5729c No.14450057
>>14449969
>>14449974
>FFX without discovering you can switch characters mid-fight
But how is it possible? There was a series of tutorial fights in the beginning, one that had you switching a fighter for a summoner to fight a giant bird. I don't think it was optional either, it was a forced thing.
369b74 No.14450089
>>14450057
Yeah I know, I replayed some of it recently. I must have started it, went through that, stopped for a while and then forgot I could do that when I came back.
a505c0 No.14450093
I would stay up till 3am on school nights as a kid playing pokemon Colosseum and nearly peed myself like 3 times just because I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom.
c8a490 No.14450266
>>14429246
That might be an interesting thing to include in a fantasy priest autism simulator. Have to be read the holy scriptures to become a certified medieval ghost buster, then the peasants call you in for your undead feng shui knowledge that prevents you from being instantly gibbed by some super demons.
46b043 No.14450308
>>14429246
That's not how a man of the Imperial Cult would view sanctity of the afterlife at all. He would revere the soul that had passed on to the Dreamsleeve, and would cherish those things that could channel its energy back into the world (like the channelling of Ancestor Moths by their priests). But then the City of Cyrodiil is the city of a thousand cults, so whatever.
7432b1 No.14450387
>>14429892
Mein negr
I always cleared up most of the level so I could just walk the streets openly. On siege levels I'd try to sneak in and knock-out the guards so I could hide them from my allies that would kill them. Finished the game several times with 95%+ lives spared. Only game I had growing up that didn't come from a bargain bin.
03a88a No.14450396
Me: dogged bros to hang out in Skype date with bar
Done yo me: left to open in ranked 5 premade with retards I know IRL to be sold short, I open, they b, I die, we lose game. Never played with them again.
03a88a No.14450398
fae70b No.14450698
>>14431577
>Devola wearing Kaine's swimsuit
D-Does that mean…?
7edda3 No.14450738
I continue to take this shit game seriously.
b30164 No.14451010
>>14440673
>anon can't think of any relevent words
>strategic and clever
that was a particularly strategic post
b6a0f7 No.14451282
>>14431449
Oh dude what the fuck. I know what you're talking about and I did the same thing…
same song, even, Jesus Christ.
a7f7da No.14451513
>Spend several hours in spess station 13 alone building as a mommi
>even leave all-pass and ID pc by entrance.
>Faggot joins and kills me.
I can't describe the feeling. Anyone ruining fun and comfy and says shit like "stop taking the game so seriously :^)" can die.
b1074f No.14451713
>>14450038
>>Actually using items in my first rpg? I'll just use the best attack and never focus on defense!
Pokemon is babby's first RPG, and I literally never use non-damage dealing moves, or items of any kind. You can easily beat the entire game this way with no grinding.
f99368 No.14451788
>>14438445
I did this with Mass Effect's planet scanning for resources one day when I was home alone after convincing my mom that I was too sick to go to school.
I remember this clearly because I was interrupted halfway by a phonecall from the principal concerning throwing my friend's school bag out of the school bus' window to make him get off a stop earlier than he usually did. I was suspended because my friend's calculator broke and he told his mom I was bullying him which would have been alright but it completely ruined my day.
a7f7da No.14451861
>>14451788
>throwing my friend's school bag out of the school bus' window
Are you a nigger?
f99368 No.14451878
>>14451861
it was at a stop and kids were getting off
e2c785 No.14451885
>>14451878
You're still kind of a dick for doing that,but alright.
96c1fd No.14451927
>>14429121
Every time I get in a new FPS, I try doing whatever I can to see if I can break the player's animations. I started a small trend in Destiny 1 (I stopped playing less than 100 hours in, don't worry) where you just mash a dance animation and move forward just a little bit and it would make your dude look like he was jacking off on your enemies. I'd create a shield, do this, then someone would run in and I would shotgun them.
a7f7da No.14451941
>>14451878
Ok, more understandable.
b7c248 No.14452097
Only autistic shit I did recently was a playthrough of Dark Crusade as Blood Ravens. Since their objective in canon was to secure sacred relics of the chapter I made sure to capture every single relic on the map of each level before finishing it.
f0e9c5 No.14452390
I only started really getting into it a couple years back
3e1fef No.14452468
>>14451713
Oh shit that reminds me
I really wanted a gyarados in pokemon red, so what did I do? Get a magikarp asap right before THAT fucking cave and grinded it until it evolved, switching it with my main at the start of battle
In other words, I could've just trained that magikarp by fighting other trainers right after the cave, but young autistic me prefered to slap my fish against bats and rocks until it got bigger
f199cd No.14452642
>>14451513
Oh lad, I remember being that person. SS13 and Lifeweb are utter proof that the only way to handle gamist casuals is with utter, alien, systemic bullying while you RP and stare down your nose at them. Even then it doesn't work forever, since those who fight faggotry often end up indulging it once their drive for change becomes conflated with ego.
But, to keep with the thread - most autistic thing I've done? Admin for that bullshit.
4cac68 No.14452713
In certain games that allow re-labeling items or notation, I was on a kick of putting size measurement tags on apparel items. May have seen such happy merchants in various MMOs before I burnt myself out.
d5729c No.14452758
>>14452468
In every pokemon game (barring modern ones), no matter what, I always make my mons only learn 'natural' moves from levelling up and replace old moves with new moves, despite it not being a good idea in general - like replacing Tackle with a stat boost/reducing move, but it screws me over by not having a good reliable move for mons resistant to my mons.
I don't like Natures in Gen 3+ in general too, I would never stand best stat/worst stat and always stubbornly insist on getting a neutral nature like Hardy or Bashful etc because of some reason in my head like 'natural' or 'balanced' stats all around. Fuck if I knew why I was like that.
556166 No.14452828
>>14431491
>Hitman Blood Money
>Culdesac mission
>Fiber wire clown
>Get clown outfit
>Get hedge clippers
>Proceed to meticulously murder every single NPC in the level with the hedge clippers
Pretty much the perfect slasher villain simulator, nothing else has ever compared.
a8cd0e No.14452829
>>14429352
Came into this thread thinking there's nothing autistic I've done but holy fuck did you remind me of something
>playing Morrowind ~ june 2006
>"playing"
>this was my first contact with the virtual world of this high a quality
>fucking started my own notebook for quests and everything noteworthy
>after 3 days I unconsciously begun codifying these notes
>minmaxing everything, doing every quest, talkin to everyone, going everywhere
>literally explored evey inch of the island unlocking square after square of the map in a zigzag line just because I wanted it fully unlocked
>played for over 8 hours a day, every day for a month
>was in Vivek for over irl week alone, never stepping outside, exploring every nook and cranny
>finish the game after 30days, there was nothing vanill to do anymore
>few days later I found out there are expansions and mods available
whole summer holidays in front of the screen
7b64c3 No.14452871
>>14452642
>ince those who fight faggotry often end up indulging it
Yea I've hit that point myself for awhile, and it made me into the kind of player who waited for an antag to pop up and then I'd hunt them down. I managed to break the trend by retreating into my autismprojects. Once as an atmos tech I redirected the entire station's disposals into the burn chamber of the turbine generator, thinking to catch greyshits trying to make a speedy escape. I caught a tatorling clown in that trap.
a8cd0e No.14452915
>>14452829
Also played STALKER series sitting in 10kg weighted vest, balistic googles, balaclava, coat and tactical gloves to immerse myself better with the zone. Shooting was a bitch and I got hemmorhoids from sitting in this for too long, kek
18a993 No.14454248
>playing Zephyr level in Ripto's Rage
>shepherd asks me to find his lost animals
>some kind of weird animals called cowleks
>decide to go all-out with my herding
>get them all into the same general area
>use the same moves and attempts at pairing like a sheepdog does
>try to perfectly flame them in 2 at a time for a perfect score
>took way longer than necessary but it had to be perfect
>worked until I got platinum rating in all levels of LAIR
b1074f No.14454396
>>14454248
In Spyro, I always have to play the levels in the order in which they appear in the Inventory/Atlas. In Spyro 1 this works fine, except you have to guess the order, which you can kinda do based on where the portals are in the homeworld. In Spyro 2 and 3 you also have things like new moves and characters, and sometimes doing the levels out of order can eliminate backtracking, but I still have to do them in order, because it feels like that's how the devs intended it.
18a993 No.14454431
>>14454248
Oh, I'm also a completionist in a lot of games, but only ones I actually enjoyed in some capacity. All of the Drakengard games are at 100%, including weapon evolutions. I've completed my Pokedex in every gen so far. I always collected all the parts and maxed my rating in every mission in the Armored Core games. So many fucking games with 100% (or more in certain titles that allow it). I-I'm not actually autistic, mind you.
33df4b No.14454518
>>14435979
>>14435954
Enjoy radiation and coil whine, faggots.
dddc81 No.14454575
>>14451282
Then I'm honored to call you my nigger. Thanks for the fanart too, there's isn't much going around, not that I've seen at least.
9d170a No.14454801
>>14440309
holy shit so that is how you stop those damn doors from closing in on you all the time
78bcb9 No.14456014
>>14432885
Found my SO from TF2 as well. Going 7 years. Married, home and all that normie shit.
b53751 No.14456089
53fc41 No.14456113
>>14433137
That's definitely pretty autistic considering the random fucking cave bullshit in that game. I've beaten the first Pikmin with all 30 parts in the minimum possible days myself.
53fc41 No.14456126
>>14429128
>never use any items because 'I could need it more later'
I always do this in RPGs not because I might need them later but because it is almost never necessary, providing for an interesting challenge in an otherwise all too easy genre. Kind of brutal in Tales of games though.
300cb9 No.14456179
>>14430603
>>14429969
I thought i was bad.
ae1e1a No.14456208
>>14456179
>playing assfagots
>for that long
yes anon you are bad and you should seriously consider necking yourself
b1074f No.14456227
>>14432538
I always try to play as whatever version of the player character seems most canon. So in Pokemon, FireRed and LeafGreen have to be Red. Gen II and its remakes have to be Gold/Ethan, because the female character wasn't available until Crystal. In III I have to be May. I think I justified it because your brother looks like May's brother from the anime (which I haven't watched since Orange Islands), and it's the best excuse I can think of. Gen IV I'm Dawn because your mom obviously looks a lot more like Dawn than the other kid. Gen V and above, I don't give a shit about Pokemon anymore.
In Tearaway (totally underrated games, btw), I have to be Iota in the first game, because he's the one on the cover. In Tearaway: Unfolded, Atoi is on the cover, so I have to be her. In both games, I tried to keep my costume as close to on the covers as possible, but the game is always telling you to customize, and a lot of times its necessary for completion, so I couldn't do that. I forget what I did in the first game (probably dressed him like a nazi with swastikas or something), but in the second game I realized I could use photographs as paper, so I cut out pieces of porn pics and made her body out of that. Paste photos of the back and front of a forearm over the character's forearm, paste a picture of a butt over a butt, a picture of a flat chest over the chest (it's all paper, so I can't add dimension to the boobs). The hardest part was adding the pussy. You'd have to cut up a picture of a pussy into vertical strips and paste them just right in order to get the curve from between the legs to match smoothly with the stomach area. But it was worth it when I got to play the whole game as a naked origami loli.
Now even though it's one of my favorite games, and I love to recommend it to people, I can never let anybody play it on my system, lest they see and lust after my custom waifu.
fa8ba7 No.14457139
>>14456179
>248 friends
why do retards do this shit
fbec39 No.14457157
>>14457139
It's pretty common to get random invites playing multiplayer games. I guess this guy just accepts all of those.
08a68f No.14457191
>>14451010
I really enjoyed the cleverness of it
4d6f7f No.14457200
>>14437066
>What is it about TF2 that does this to people?
idling for drops
9f84fc No.14457352
I play autismblocks, and if that wasn't enough, I modded it to hell and back. I recruit any maid I come across and give them all names. Short names for the normal sized ones and long names for the tiny ones.
fa8ba7 No.14457389
>>14457352
Years ago I would play a server with a minecraft pokemon mod and create a plot of land to grow pokemon plant things and catch pokemon on it and it was really fun. I've been thinking of trying it out again but my pride is preventing me from doing something so unbelievably autistic as being a full grown man playing a minecraft pokemon server.
7b64c3 No.14457424
>>14457352
What version is this? ever since they gave up on the modding API I haven't bothered updating once I got a good mod setup. For the substance they actually put into the updates versus the content lost on outdated mods, it just isn't worth it. Its sad and pathetic and all they had to do to avoid this was release that official modding API years ago like they promised.
a7f7da No.14457444
>>14457352
That's a nice Myon.
da68a3 No.14457487
>played TF2 for about 2k hours before trading update
>completed a dungeon crawler three times, every run took about 60-80 hours
>optimized an SRW game FMWE to perfect levels and characters for one route, assuming all the safest options are picked
>completed a Stranger of Sword City solo run
18a993 No.14457629
>>14457389
>being worried about this
>here of all places
Nigger, just play your fucking Pokeblocks.
6f2a45 No.14457653
>le sikrit club autism madness
>people present playing Nier and Drakengard 3 as supreme proof of nerdom
When did this place went so wrong? fellow redditors
9977ed No.14457666
>>14457653
Playing Nier is not autistic, 100% Nier is autistic, if you don't know why, you probably never played the games at all did you?
EAGLE EGGS
43afac No.14457668
>>14430698
Tchhh I bet you looked for the wooden chocobo too.
I borrowed Xenogears in ye olden days (Parasite Eve was too scawwy), spent three days lost in Merkava. Eventually stuck a piece of cling wrap over the minimap screen and traced all the little bridge things in different colors.
1db239 No.14457679
>>14457666
I thought the worst thing in NIER was the flowers but I guess you can abuse the system clock or something if you're trash.
780bd5 No.14457710
>Any role-playing game in a medieval environment
>Walk everywhere
>Never fast travel
>Only run while in combat
>Make character eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner each in game day
>Stop at any stream to crouch and "drink" from
Does this count?
fa8ba7 No.14457732
>>14457710
Hardly, a significant portion of Skyrim players mod their game specifically for that kind of immersive playstyle.
6f2a45 No.14457745
>>14457666
>OMG EAGLE EGGS
>joke about /v/ becoming reddit
>an actual redditor shows up to one up you
Christ, how sad can you be
138813 No.14457762
>>14457710
yes because your character would get dysentery and die from drinking from streams
86a79f No.14457787
>>14457352
yomo isn't a maid you fucking spaz she's a gardener
f236f9 No.14457840
While not entirely video game related, I've had internet girlfriends. Fortunately, despite being kissless and lonely, I knew better than to take that shit seriously.
I've had 3. 2 of them I met in a ragnarok online private server. One of the two was an actual girl (confirmed through voice and webcam).
The 3rd was Internet Hate Machine. While I call her "internet girlfriend" it was mostly just me entertaining what ever dumb bullshit she wanted to talk about. It was similar thing with the rest of them but especially so with her. When I think back on it, I should have gotten nudes. I since I wasted time talking to her, I might as well jerked off to some fat bitch tits, but oh well. That was a fucking decade ago.
9f84fc No.14458481
>>14457389
I use to play on a server with that mod too. I was a grass gym leader for it.
>>14457424
I use 1.7.10, a lot of the mods I want to use are available on that version. I never even heard anything about them making an API.
>>14457444
Those are nice trips. I wish I knew how to work the other model sets I find on those nip websites so I didn't only have those 5 2hus and a bunch of yukkuri.
>>14457787
>implying I haven't assigned her to be the proper swordswoman she is.
9977ed No.14458497
>>14457679
Yeah, farming a Lunar Tear is batshit insane, not because the set up is hard, but when you do finally have the flowers that can give you the seeds you need, it has a fucking 1% drop rate. Abusing system resets in order to get it is painful.
b2322d No.14458517
>>14457745
>he says as he reddit spaces
9f84fc No.14458593
>>14458517
The fairy queen is a qt
fbec39 No.14458725
>>14458517
>Separating a block of greentext from normal text is meme spacing
You're jesting, right?
f74646 No.14459500
I am 24 and still play vidya games, instead of going out and living my life, getting a gf and maybe furthering my non-existant career.
4193ae No.14459509
>>14459405
Playing FO4 or being outsmarted by Bethesda AI? Both equal in this scenario
fbec39 No.14459531
>>14459500
>24
You still have plenty of room for innocence you whippersnapper. Try hitting the symbolic age of 30.
282622 No.14459557
I keep several video game OSTs on my phone. P3 & P4, NieR, SotC. And I listen to them in public, or while I'm driving my car. The P3 soundtrack in particular is great listening when you're out and about running errands or being social.
b2322d No.14459566
>>14458725
Are you? You should know this unless you are a reddit/4chan crossposter.
141e11 No.14459585
>>14459405
I like how you take 2 seconds after walking up to the wall to try jumping, like you are some kind of gaming journalist who has to figure out where the jump key is. Maybe this game has a bugged jumping mechanic like black mesa?
cf8c88 No.14459603
>>14459585
I'm more triggered by him using a gamepad in the first place.
fbec39 No.14459610
>>14459566
The meme spacing meme relies on one single thing - that reddit requires two line breaks to get a single line break. Are you really going to insist that a post with single line breaks over three lines and one two line break is meme spacing? Follow your own retarded logic you mongoloid.
141e11 No.14459612
>>14459603
Didn't notice that. The button prompt is a blink and you miss it.
cf8c88 No.14459628
>>14459612
It's easier to tell by the camera movement.
b2322d No.14459642
>>14459610
Uh oh, did I strike a nerve, citizen of reddit? Face it, the best way to find you retards is by meme spacing.
109f47 No.14459649
>>14443525
>When I was 15 I figured it'd be cool to play MGS3 with the right eye closed from the point Big Boss gets his shot onwards, since then I always did it as a habit, even going as far as actually getting one of those medical eyepatches.
That's actually kind of cool, it'd be a neat mechanic for a VR game too.
8c8505 No.14459673
>>14459509
FO4 is very fun, also it's on my 100% list. It's the latter option, I have many more autismo moments, but haven't recorded them.
>>14459585
I'm trying to gauge how high the fence is to see if I could jump over it. I tried and failed. Jumping is perfectly fine.
>>14459603
>gamepad
I'm using a console, I only play POSTAL 2 and other exclusives on my PC.
e9818b No.14459708
>>14459673
>unmodded console bethesda games
Do you hate yourself, anon?
8c8505 No.14459731
>>14459708
I have other characters that are modded. I just want my trophies, can't get those if I mod.
8748db No.14459738
>>14429121
>Played Kirby 64
>had plotted out what levels I could use Ice+Ice and basically not play as Kirby snowballed his way through a level on his own
>King of the monsters 1 on Genesis
>found out that if you use Rocky on specific stages and step on a train, you could get the music to stop
>Digimon world 2
>made a goddamn portfolio of spread sheets documenting mathematical equations and evolutionsary pathways to get the digimon I wanted
>also spent far too much time grinding in one dungeon getting only 52 or 69 exp per battle to level up a digimon to level 27, which was requiring 4k+ exp to level up because "I wanted the good digimon before I moved on too far"
>100%ed Splatterhouse 2010 and learned how to avoid basically every glitch in the game
141e11 No.14459760
>>14459731
You just don't stop digging do you?
8748db No.14459781
>>14450266
>>14429246
Sounds like the Office in Viscera Cleanup Detail
>Office is normally just a trash pile that you get a little goody when you finish a mission
>can clean it nicely
>can also take back things you find in levels
>carefully lay out choice things from levels I picked from the environments
>realize that to get all achievements for the game, I have to do something that will get rid of all my loot
fucking hell
8c8505 No.14459798
>>14459760
Nigger, I love my trophies. Ultimately, they mean nothing. But they mean a lot to me.
f74646 No.14459844
>>14459531
Who the fuck still is on imageboards at the age of 30? I'd kill myself, before that ever happens.
bc2332 No.14459926
I used to cut off the heads of fallen opponents in Chivalry even during mid combat, i will propably continue doing that in mordhau
9f84fc No.14460735
>>14459844
>he won't be shitposting in the LOL thread, checking dubs, participating in game nights, and telling everyone their favorite video game is shit well at the age of 80
what a faggot
4bd6c4 No.14460745
>>14459844
Oh fuck off you faggot. You can die your gay death, we'll be still alive.
f74646 No.14460787
>>14460745
>knowing what a gay death is
faggot
>>14460735
I will maybe check in a few times a year, but I seriously hope I won't be browsing this place constantly even in my old age.
18a993 No.14460998
>>14459844
Found the underage.
416dba No.14461021
>>14452829
Morrowind is a wonderful game.
The "worst" I've done was use a book writing mod (along with a ton of other mods) to chronicle my character's journey in game, roleplaying and writing as if my character wrote it (writing in past tense as if he sat down for the night to write his experiences). I even made sure to stick to a normal day/night cycle when I could, and used a mod that required the character to eat and sleep. I wrote his journeys though dungeons and rising in House Telvanni as an alchemist and mage, and as a plantation owner.
The book writing mod could only do a relatively small number of characters each book, so I wrote like 20 some books and stored them in my pack guar.
The game eventually became unplayable because of constant crashes due to the number of mods I'd added
f74646 No.14461060
9f2275 No.14461222
>>14429121
> Smash Bros 64
>Play Zelda LvL pretend its a town
>One char is DK because he can carry the boxes and barrels, this person is the shopkeeper.
>Shopkeeper has to stay in that hut and carry all the barrels/crates there to sell to other players
>Duke Nukem 64
>Moon Base lvl
>pretend the base is for space tourism
>one player stands near the door to the moon to greet other players as customers
>customers have to 'put on' the spacesuit before going out and open/close the doors like in an air lock
I drug my brothers and step bro in along with my autism
9f84fc No.14461268
>>14461060
>expecting maturity on /v/
18a993 No.14461434
>>14461060
>haha imageboards are for hip new kids like me, people older than me are dumb~!
>I'd rather KIII~LLL~~ myself than be a loser that browses here a few years from now xDDD
>gosh you guys sure are immature, GRANDPAAAWS!
Your pot is so fucking black it absorbs all light within a 70 mile radius and renders all forms of illumination ineffectual. Lemme affectionately ruffle your hair, sonny boy. Grandpa has some war stories for you.
f74646 No.14461709
>>14461434
Grandpa, why do you have cat ears?
ff7dbf No.14461765
>>14440585
Isn't having an extra puzzle piece left after you complete the puzzle the sort of thing that would make an autistic kid flip out?
18a993 No.14461767
>>14461709
Lost my ears in The War and had to make do. Lost my leg, too. Had to grow my dick out and use it as a replacement. It was painful walking at first, especially when the flashbacks of "ONII-CHAN" and "KYAAAH" started haunting my waking hours as well as my sleeping ones, but I'm still making it one day at a time, my boy.
One day at a time.
000000 No.14462580
>>14439787
So would excessive hoarding count as OCD. Being that it's the exact opposite of the stereotype?
000000 No.14462631
>>14429121
>be around 10 years old
>playing Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds
>find some cool maps/campaigns on heavengames
>play them
>want more
>find one about a rogue clone during order 66
>like it a lot
>so much that I make 8 or so shitty maps as my sequel
>forget to put objective text on half them
>go on to make a custom campaign out of the 2003 clone wars miniseries
>post about it on an obscure imageboard 10 years later because I can't sleep
1d5b1f No.14463229
>>14462580
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder means you are obsessively compulsed to do something. I'm not even sure what you think the "stereotype" is, since in most cases it means you have to lock your door four times every day when you leave for work, or have to stir your spoon in your tea exactly 30 times. If you think it has anything to do with cleaning really well, you're retarded.
Some types of hoarding can be OCD, if for instance you are compulsed to gather anything with a cat on it and put it in a drawer at your home. If you just store shit "because it might be useful sometime" and never use it, like my grandpa did, then no that's not OCD. Just plain old hoarding.
f0cc7c No.14463236
Actually pretend I was Sonic.
8748db No.14463316
>>14443525
>Also in Hitman Blood Money I used to roleplay as a survivor in the zombie apocalypse after activating the easter egg on the Mississippi level.
Holy shit, I did that stuff all the time in games with wild alternate outfits.
>Play pic related
>input Invincibility code
>Invincibility code gives you infinite bombs, infinite+max magic, highest power daggers, and enhanced punches and kicks
>also turns you into a skeleton
>the in-game story was loose enough you could make up whatever you wanted
>pretend I'm a member of the undead on a mission to beat back the various demons and escaped souls from hell with my goddamn bony hands
3bf5bc No.14463322
>>14462631
Is that why you are using TOR?
c60677 No.14463350
grind to max level outside balamb garden as a kid in ff8.
looking back i genuinely dont understand what i was thinking or reasoning behind it.
ffa449 No.14463406
>playing DigDug in the Namco Museum game for N64
>always make it my goal to mine out the entire level before continuing on
>usually lose by level two because it's really fucking hard to clear out an entire level's dirt before the monsters rape your ass
Looking back now, I realize I always kinda had a thing for sandbox digging, even before the genre actually existed. Guess that's why I got so into Minecraft and Terraria during the early 2010s.
ad3df6 No.14463522
>>14459673
>>14459731
>paying for a fucking bethesda game
>consoles
>achievements
Good fucking lord
8c8505 No.14463539
>>14463522
I can play whatever the fuck I want, for any reason, in any way I want.
ad3df6 No.14463585
>>14463539
You can, but that doesn't mean it isn't abhorrent behavior.
5665ac No.14464092
>>14459798
You could have just written this to begin with and you'd still be the most autistic person in this thread.
a275da No.14464203
>>14463539
Yeah you really need to get out.
530256 No.14464462
>>14463539
You"re a big boi.
3cb222 No.14466108
I want mogs to look like that again, and to stop being fully voiced. I liked the weird noise they used to make more than actually saying "kupo"
I fucking hate new moogles. They look like Jews.
eed2f4 No.14472181
>>14456179
playin a desperate game of limbo in a race to the bottom
0d2e3c No.14474096
During the last cycle of majora's mask where I'm going to fight the final boss, I always try to fix shit that has nothing to do with the moon during the remaining 3 days. Getting the eggs back, saving the old lady during the first night, help romani ranch etc.
Everyone goes on about Anju and Kafei, but at least they get the curse lifted. Everyone else gets their shit kicked in regardless of what's going on.
d8fe33 No.14474865
Dodging projectiles or ducking under ceilings with my physical, actual upper body out of impulse.
f767c8 No.14475032
>>14461222
Do you mean dragged? or did you actually drug them?
d56ee3 No.14475430
>>14474096
Majora's Mask was once the consolefag's best option for Autistic Alternate Playstyles:
>Doing all the best possible 'good deeds' in a cycle, then immediately beating the game to make it all 'canon'
>Limit of four "Song of TIme" uses (or five total cycles), end every cycle with one new giant trying to stop the moon, try to get 100% completion this way
>Must not be seen by friendly NPCs when equipping anything or transforming
>Since Link seems to stand in-place when fast-forwarding through time, you must only do it somewhere where nobody will 'witness' Link for the entire 12+ hours
>Cannot run or make other 'fast' movements in front of friendly NPCs if time is passing at half-speed