8c32db No.14279937
Welcome to another Space Thread Captains,Admirals and Emperors. So gather around and share your stories,exploits,challenges and goals
>What are you playing
>What are you Listening
>What are you invading
So please come in and share in this great space thread.
Question for the thread. When was the time you were losing but went out with a bang?
8c32db No.14279964
957b67 No.14280006
Are there any space games worth looking forward to?
5f9f3b No.14280019
>>14280006
Infinity Battlescape if it delivers what it promises. Executive Assault 2 looks promising as well as an Space FPS/RTS Hybrid
20a06a No.14280046
>>14280006
>The mandate
>Star citizen
its going to be a great year.
5f9f3b No.14280075
>>14280046
Will it end in fire?
20a06a No.14280404
you faggots are going to suffer with me
33c6db No.14280576
>>14280404
What the fuck did they do to B-wings?
13b9e8 No.14280583
>>14280461
>>14280537
>>14280404
Is this Star Wars where Mark Hamill drinks the alien jizz?
3ede64 No.14280587
>>14280461
I know its just a minor nitpick when there's so much more just plain retarded about this movie, but, why do the shots from the big ship arc through space? No other blaster has ever done this in star wars.
ff87eb No.14280596
33c6db No.14280602
>>14280587
And why do the bombs fall downwards?
13b9e8 No.14280608
>>14280596
I haven't seen any of the new ones because I don't like niggers, chinks, or 3d women. Am I missing out or did I make the right call?
9c4e9c No.14280616
>>14280602
The ship's gravity pulls them?
3ede64 No.14280620
>>14280602
Gravity shouldn't affect blaster bolts and more pressingly, there's nothing to produce the gravity to arc those shots even if gravity could pull those bolts down. They are supposedly flying around in deep space!
0875d9 No.14280621
What are the best Space games for use with a flight stick? Not much into 4x or RTS games unfortunately.
508a09 No.14280622
>>14280602
If I wrote this they would be on a rail system and ejected downwards.
050f6c No.14280625
What games to play on a toaster?
13b9e8 No.14280639
>>14280616
Thats an interesting mechanic that would be neat to see in games. When ships become insanely large their own gravity begins to distort projectile weapons.
ff87eb No.14280643
>>14280602
I duhno, magnets?
>>14280608
It really could of been worse, but I'd doubt you'd like it. Credit where it's worth after they just ripped off a new hope with the first one this one goes off and does what it wants. What that is is still ridiculous though. The parts where rey and kylo end up talking about the force was kind of interesting though.
0d6928 No.14280647
>>14280404
>we got slow moving extremely fighter vulnerable bomber ships
>lets deploy them against a carrier capable ship without the element of surprise
Genius. This shit couldn't even get you past the Turanic Raiders.
>>14280576
I don't know. I though Y-Wings were the bomber ships/heavy interceptor ships.
>>14280608
Right call made. The movies are extremely safe and the main character is a book case mary sue. The Last Jedi is absolutely worthless story-wise.
3ede64 No.14280648
>>14280622
>>14280616
Wouldn't it be more effective to slab a big old engine of some kind on the warheads and firing them at the enemy from afar instead of having to fly right up to the target before dropping them on it?
13b9e8 No.14280654
>>14280622
>downwards
>outer space
pick one
9c4e9c No.14280658
>>14280639
I could see that
>noobs make massive ships so they become bullet magnets
>extremely good autists position themselves just right so as to gravity slingshot your own bombs back at you
>>14280648
It would be far more effective to just put a droid on those ships and have them kamikaze. But star wars was never that practical.
52b2b1 No.14280667
KLINGON DEFENSE FORCE KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE FEDERATION ANY DAY
0875d9 No.14280668
>>14280404
Not a single person working on this two hundred million dollar budget movie thought to themselves "Wait a minute, there's no gravity in space"
52b2b1 No.14280672
>>14280667
>1 off
Well fuck.
0d6928 No.14280680
13b9e8 No.14280694
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>>14280668
There is gravity in space though. It just doesn't work the same way when you are in orbit because you are moving so fast that as you fall you "miss" the planet, which it appears they were since they were in giant space ships above a planet.
0875d9 No.14280721
>>14280537
Okay, as retarded as the rest of the movie is I will admit that hyperdrive kamikaze attack was pretty cool.
9c4e9c No.14280733
>>14280721
It doesn't really make sense though.
20a06a No.14280747
Shitaku article
anons are trying to humanize the first order characters
d99eca No.14280773
>>14280404
Anytime that movie is reference, I feel compeled to remind people that throughout a single movie, after every idiotic decision and moronic "plan", the rebels managed to:
LOSE 95% OF THEIR FORCE
They specifically say 400 guys at the start. By the end, it's 20. The rest are dead.
LOSE THEIR ENTIRE FLEET
It wasn't big, but they had a nice carrier, a medical ship and a ton of fighters//bombers. A fleet small and maneuverable, perfect for hit-and-run guerrilla tactics.
Lol, it blew up.
FAIL TO KILL ANYONE IMPORTANT OR DEAL ANY MEANINGFUL BLOW TO THE EMPIRE
Oh yeah, they destroyed the star destroyer at the start. It's not like the Empire doesn't have 20 or 30 of them lying around. Wooooo, you go guys. Otherwise, the only "bad guy" of importance that died was Snoke (and it was so pathetic, his importance is debatable) but it was Emo Ren, not any action by the rebels.
I like to watch the older movies and think "Man, the Empire guys are so dumb. The Rebels are so smart in comparison and always have ingenious plans to deal with shit."
Thanks to the wonders of modern script writing thought, everyone is equally retarded and all positions of command are occupied by imbeciles so we can watch two factions duke it out for the last chromosome in the galaxy.
I gave this movie a try because A New Hope wasn't terrible. 4/10 or 5/10 on some parts.
But the way they painted the rebels into a corner like this? The only way they're getting out of it is for the authors to pull some cosmic ass-pull, a Deus Ex Machina bigger than a Deathstar.
I'm gonna pirate the next one and trully enjoy laughing at how bad it's gonna be.
20a06a No.14280795
>>14280773
> A New Hope wasn't terrible
but it was pure shit.
66005f No.14280797
You niggers better get on movie battles II
51dad0 No.14280806
>>14280404
ayo hol up.
That bitch was laying there with absolutely nothing to protect her from the from the harsh vacuum of space but a metal grate.
How does that fucking work?
9c4e9c No.14280808
d99eca No.14280809
>>14280795
There were parts that I liked.
Namely, the parts they ripped off from Empire Strikes back.
It's funny: the only parts they did well were shit the previous movies did before them in my opinion anyway.
Anytime they try to do something new, it crashes and burns.
Example: that Kylo/Rey mental-force-talk.
That shit reeked of Twilight squeeling.
d99eca No.14280816
>>14280808
Magnetic force-fields.
>>14280806
Listen men, when the diversity quotas mandate that we get a diversity hire in an heroic sacrifice scene, we gotta oblige, otherwise we're screwed with Diversity Comittee.
20a06a No.14280828
>>14280806
its science nigger, not going to explain shit
they also blow up the cockpit of the bomber but it didnt affect the atmosphere, but blow up the bridge of a rebel carrier and everyone gets sucked into space
51dad0 No.14280837
>>14280808
Wouldn't that stop the bombs?
Wouldn't you be able to see that? you can see the one in the other hanger bays.
13b9e8 No.14280839
This this thread is really off to a bad start guys.
9c4e9c No.14280842
>>14280837
It's only in one direction?
8c32db No.14280864
>>14280853
IS THE BEST ANTHEM
bae34e No.14280871
>>14280404
>Sending the slow moving "Resistance Bombers" against a Capital ship under escort and without stealth to help you.
>Lose the entire flight due to a structural design where the bombs are armed inside and the flimsy armor outside can't even stop laser fire, hence the bomber going up like a roman candle.
>What is supposed to come across as an amazing sacrifice is just incompetence because they lost three bombers to this design flaw where a TIE fighter crashed and burned into a bomber, sending debris into the other two.
What the hell is with the design of this? It's a slow moving bomber, yeah, might be great against capital ships but they lost the entire flight to fighters/escorts. It's not worth fielding over the Y wings which can at least move quicker.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/MG-100_StarFortress_SF-17
>>14280461
>Leaving the Hanger bay doors/force-field open.
>No defense fire to at least cover the entrance.
>Not having a proper fighter screen while out in enemy territory.
>Bridge gets blown to hell, no effective armor up on the bridge.
>They can keep out of the range of our guns.
The only good thing about the ship is the engines but that goes away once they evacuate.
>>14280537
>We'll slowly pick off the escape pods, one by one.
>KEEP GOING, AS COMMANDED BY VICE-ADMIRAL GENDER STUDIES!
>Dying your hair and being in a position of authority.
>DYING YOUR HAIR AT ALL WHILE IN THIS SITUATION.
>Basically wastes a Mon Calamari cruiser and jet rams the remaining imperial ships, coincidentally destroying all of them.
You see the Sins TEC portrait? That's my reaction to all this. The amount of stupid tactics on display here would make all these people fail the academy before they even get anywhere near a space ship.
0875d9 No.14280879
>>14280855
When she returns to the ship there was no airlock, why didn't everyone get sucked out into space and fucking die at the end?
9c4e9c No.14280884
>>14280879
She was in the airlock. Presumably the door behind her closed.
5f9f3b No.14280885
>>14280855
Queue Superman.
>>14280871
Makes the Stealth Tanks from the DTA gamenight look like the work of a tactical genius.
9c4e9c No.14280895
>>14280889
>Space doesn't generate a suction
But the interior atmosphere of the ship does create force.
e78723 No.14280896
>>14280855
KINGDOM HEARTS, FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS
9cfad8 No.14280899
>>14280864
TO FACE THE SUN IS TO DIE FIGHTING
52b2b1 No.14280903
>>14280889
Lack of atmosphere OUTSIDE of the ship causes the suction you fucking retard.
8c32db No.14280905
>>14280877
QUE TU BORDASTE EN ROJO AYER
8c32db No.14280911
>>14280899
BECAUSE THE FATHERLAND SO ASKED OF ME
13b9e8 No.14280914
>>14280879
Have you listened to the dialogue in anything out of modern Hebrewood? Its barely above a 3rd or 4th grade level. The words they use are always super basic and sentences are always extremely short. Logic, continuity, tactics, strategy, intelligence… these are not things that matter any more in modern cinema. If the characters weren't dumb as bricks people wouldn't be able to relate to them and they would be "unrealistic". People are too dumb to care about plot-holes or glaringly obvious inconsistencies.
20a06a No.14280919
>>14280889
>Space doesn't generate a suction
how can you say that in a fucking space vidya thread?
51dad0 No.14280927
>>14280855
>>14280716
Also aren't these the same two bridges?
how the hell did they manage to fix that shit when they were busy running crawling away?
Or if the ship was so complex to necessitate two bridges how was the purple haired cunt able to pilot it by herself.
77716f No.14280928
>>14280889
>throw on a woolly jacket and some scuba gear
>blow hole in space craft
>immediately get sucked off
space blowjob woohoo
5f9f3b No.14280934
>>14280889
You get 3 Sisko facepalms for that one.
20a06a No.14280939
>>14280927
>Or if the ship was so complex to necessitate two bridges how was the purple haired cunt able to pilot it by herself.
i dont know, anon, i just dont know anymore
8c32db No.14280941
>>14280889
Got a chuckle out of me anon.
bae34e No.14280947
>>14280889
Bruh, if you have a pressurized environment and then someone makes a hole, like a bomb on an airplane, that's going to cause a loss of pressure and generate a suction of air. Same with space, it being a vacuum and all.
You attended 3rd grade science class right?
5fd24e No.14280949
>>14280871
>Commander Gender Studies
Have you read her/xe/thon bio? It comes literally from a soyboy matriarchal planet called Gatalenta, if you have at least two neurones conected you´ll notice how the planet means "Slow female cat" in spanish.
Also, the planet where Luke went like a coward sounds wasn´t called Atchoo? Any bets on lazy sounding planet name for Nu-Starwars?
20a06a No.14280959
>>14280949
>Gatalenta
i guess she is a terrible maid.
5f9f3b No.14280962
>>14280941
Come to think of it this is Inspired by LOGH tier isn't it?
629b2d No.14280964
>>14280404
>>14280461
>>14280537
>>14280855
We have finally reached the point where star wars is worse than gaylo, and all it took was disney taking over
8c32db No.14280969
>>14280962
Please explain anon.
20a06a No.14280972
last webm of this shit movie
8c32db No.14280978
>>14280973
Y NO TE VUELVO A VER
5f9f3b No.14280979
>>14280969
I'm sure some kind anon will post the webm shortly I sadly don't have it saved for some reason
8c32db No.14280992
>>14280979
Wait, I know what you mean anon. The one where the anon said that LoGH was inspired by LOGH right?
>>14280981
QUE HACEN GUARIDIA SOMBRE LOS LUCEROS
8c32db No.14280997
>>14280991
I remember this, my post made it in the video==
20a06a No.14281002
>>14280991
>mfw someone saved my shitty webm
5f9f3b No.14281010
>>14280972
Why does that cannon look like a giant fleshlight?
>>14281002
Are you going to make another one for the anon that doesn't understand how space works?
77716f No.14281014
>>14280537
>has faster than light travel
>uses big fuckoff plasma bolts that travel really fucking slow as weapons
>the big guns are just really big lasers that take ages to charge
>for the first time in 8 movies someone realises that a projectile moving faster than light has more energy than the universe combined and if you can see it, it has already hit you
>they still waste a whole fucking ship, a high ranking officer, and god knows what other shit still on the ship to truck of peace the empire rather than just using a spare FTL capable shuttle and putting a brick on the accelerator
8c32db No.14281015
>>14280998
Y ESTAN PRESENTES EN NUESTRO AFAN
20a06a No.14281019
>>14281010
>spoiler
nah, his post wasnt funny
0d6928 No.14281025
>>14280939
This fucking movie is like a hamburguer made with top ingredients but assembled completely out of order. This is like putting the patty on top, cheese at the bottom, the tomato is cut in cubes, the sauces are all separated from each other, the pickles are spread along the levels of the burger along with the lettuce. Sure, it maybe would've been amazing if whoever made this shit had seen a burger in his life, but nope, he's some kind of recently frozen lizard person.
200 deepthroating million dollars wasted on a movie that's a zero sum. Fucking amazing.
>how does this movie affect the overarching story
>well the rebels i mean the resistance starts by being chased from the first order and ends by being chased from the first order
>also Kylo Ren starts evil but we make him look like hes not really evil but in the end hes evil
>marey sue starts hating kylo but then sympathizes with him but at the end she hates him
>snoke gets killed and gets no characterization which would effectively decapitate the first order but no kylos there and he takes control
>also finn and shrek do shit that doesnt matter also
I seriously do not understand how there are retarded faggots like IHE that defend this fucking shit. The only thing that it has going for is production value and that's the absolutely only thing that keeps this movie even slightly afloat.
>>14281014
>they can miniaturize death stars cannons
>they dont affix them to a fucking ship
I'm done. Fuck this. Hope Han Solo Catamite Adventures and Ep 9 bomb horribly. I'm not even a fucking fan of these series.
8c32db No.14281028
>>14281022
ME FUI AL PUESTO QUE TENGO ALLI
5f9f3b No.14281035
>>14281019
His defense of his posts though is
20a06a No.14281041
>>14281025
>with top ingredients
maybe ONE ingredient explosions and the others are expire shit.
>>14281025
>shrek
>we got 2 chink sisters
>one is thin and the other fat
>ok kill the thin one and make the fat one fall in love with the nigger
aaayylmao
8c32db No.14281046
>>14281038
AL PASO ALGRE DE LA PAZ
b4a35f No.14281054
Any of you play Pulsar? I've been contemplating purchasing it but I don't want to look like a retard when I find out nobody plays. It was a blast when I pirated the alpha years ago, no idea where it went since them
bae34e No.14281057
>>14280949
>By the year 34 ABY, Holdo became a Vice Admiral in Organa's Resistance during its war with the First Order, and was given command of the cruiser Ninka. Taking overall command of the Resistance after the deaths of most of the commanders and Organa's incapacitation, Holdo devised a plan to save the remaining personnel by evacuating them on transports while she stayed behind on the command ship to draw attention away from them.
>Promoted through cronyism
>Only worthwhile note is sacrificing herself, as that's the only thing she can do.
She's as useless as her gender studies degree.
>>14280972
>Resistance somehow had the ability to build a secret base with a giant iron door into the side of the mountain.
>The Nu-Empire decide to invade with land forces instead of just bombing it to hell.
>Black stormtrooper is still here, just a reminder. Also the least annoying since he doesn't get much screen time now.
>Fighting in rust buckets and not having a stationed garrison on the planet, or at least welding the ships together better.
>Black female fighter pilot.
>Shot of the red smoke for whatever reason, makes a good trailer moment. That's it.
>Token alien.
>Ren's like "Push Through" but considering he has the firepower and numbers on his side, he can just take his time.
>Falcon shows up, with Progs. Because they need to market those.
>Rey shooting with her "High class British accent".
>Somehow the Falcon and her guns just clear the sky of every TIE fighter, instead of Ren ordering they blot out the fucking sun. (Hell, I'd just crash an Acclamator class ship straight ontop of the rebel positions).
>Falcon does draw off all the fighters, like Ren doesn't have some to spare to keep targeting the speeders.
>Prog front and center, crash through a crystal cavern.
>Rebels too late, gun firing.
>Captain actually does something sensible and orders the craft to pull back. Out of the 12 sent out, there's like 4 left.
>"No! I won't let them win!"
>Doesn't realize he lost a long time ago, when they elected people like V-A GS to positions in their organization.
>Black Stormtrooper finally gonna do something useful by killing himself. (Reoccurring theme, that they can only be worthy by killing themselves).
>But of course, gets blindsided by diversity hire.
Holy shit am I glad I did not see this movie or the previous one.
"They've tracked us through light speed."
"That's impossible."
"Yes, and they've done it."
―General Leia Organa and Finn
77716f No.14281061
>>14281054
>no idea where it went since them
The game is still the same and the novelty has worn off. I wouldn't bother paying for it unless you're going to get into the autism of niche RP groups.
8c32db No.14281062
>>14281049
LAS FLECHAS DE MI HAZ
b4a35f No.14281073
>>14281061
That's a shame. I remember playing with a couple anons fighting off raiders and the not-Flood parasite aliens. A lot of promise that leads no where, how many times is that going to happen?
77716f No.14281079
>>14281057
Don't forget the nigger decided the best way to attack the cannon was to fly directly up the beam and melt his ship to hell instead of shifting over a couple of meters. And then when he realised his ship was melting and he wasn't getting there fast enough he pulls up further towards the center of the beam.
>>14281073
Until the sun burns out. That said those times were fun but they're over now. Just got to wait until the next one comes along and ride that gravy train until it ends too.
8c32db No.14281090
3157de No.14281100
>>14280972
>Tastes the ground to let the audience know it isn't snow
>See we aren't ripping off Hoth it's completely different
>Then the snow speeder equivalents attack the AT-AT equivalents which are trying to destroy the echo base equivalent
Why the hell did they establish that they weren't ripping off ESB only to rip off ESB less than a minute later?
8c32db No.14281108
>>14281092
ARRIBA,ESCUADRAS,A VENCER
20a06a No.14281129
whats up with the beaner posting?
8c32db No.14281159
>>14281131
CARA AL SOL CON LA CAMISA NUEVA
20a06a No.14281168
>>14281144
Te tienes que regresar.
bae34e No.14281173
>>14281129
I still hate that stupid scene. A cruiser sized vessel manages to move a capital class ship but also slices through another one like hot butter? Not buying it.
Good song though.
eea8ae No.14281187
20a06a No.14281234
>>14281201
>meanwhile the Spanish have a strong reactionary movement and normalized ultranationalism.
http://archive.is/w5iz6
here is a (tu)
bae34e No.14281248
>>14281214
Doesn't excuse it.
e47915 No.14281286
>>14281273
No country that smells as strongly of piss as Spain does is white.
13b9e8 No.14281297
>>14281201
Fuck off Shareblue.
20a06a No.14281303
>>14281286
remember anon, dont take the bait and report.
629b2d No.14281304
Oh boy, from shitposting about terrible movies to amerimutt, this thread is gonna be grand
f7e81f No.14281307
>>14281304
>Australian furry ara
this does things to my penis,and i dont know why
be183d No.14281336
>>14281307
because youre a degenerate
f7e81f No.14281344
>>14281336
I wouldn't be here if i wasn't,would i?
f7e81f No.14281381
>>14281367
I'm willing to bet you one of my vital organs that every person in this thread,hell in this board that posts,has something that would be considered degenerate by some major religion
eea8ae No.14281394
>>14281381
That can be said about any group. Nobody's a saint.
f7e81f No.14281399
>>14281394
There's a difference between saint and something that speaking to your mother about would have her not talk to you for a month.
13b9e8 No.14281414
>>14281381
/pol/ changed my life. I used to be a fat, degenerate, junkie who played vidya. Now I am /fit/, have a white wife, and kids.
eea8ae No.14281459
>>14281399
I'm not sure, anon. I believe we all have monsters inside.
8fd85f No.14281590
>>14280647
The rebel fighters didn't even start engaging the enemy fighters until after the enemy fighters were already on the bombers. They didn't even try to intercept them. Holy fuck, what is wrong with the screen writer.
>>14280871
I'm pretty sure they are going for the WW2 style bombers, that had numerous gunner positions, but SW already had that kind of thing with the Falcon. Why is that one chick wearing an oxygen mask when pretty much anything hitting you in one of those things is going to kill you and everyone on it?
Holy fuck, the only thing remotely as bad as this were the ships the clones used, but the clone gun ships had clear inspiration from helicopters that filled too many roles, they should have split them off into different designs and the stupid fighters they had.
ffc93f No.14281608
>>14281414
But you're still posting on /v/ fitting digits checked
5943d0 No.14281890
>>14280871
It feels like the whole point of the scene with the bombers was just so they can justify the earlier bits with Poe and BB-8 going out there by themselves and eliminating the surface aa guns on the siege dreadnought.
682bed No.14281907
>>14279937
That's not space franquistas
1c149d No.14281934
>>14280648
B-but muh B-17 lookalikes!
18a307 No.14281967
>>14280733
This. It completely makes every other weapon pointless, when you can just kamikaze light ships to go past any defense and destroy/cripple larger ones.
18a307 No.14282037
>>14280461
>>14280537
Absolutely nothing makes sense there
The rebel cruiser is fast enough to get outside of the range, but then magically losos it's speed advantage and can't pull out farther???? You're either faster, or you're not!
A single ship can kamikaze to destroy an entire fleet, and apparently no one though about such obvious tactic.
74c804 No.14282086
>>14280927
You missed the worst part. While Leia Poppins was shitting all over every rule related to jedi-powers they also forgot that the ship she was supermanning towards was still running away from the Faggot Order.
So not only was this undead bitch flying through space she also managed to catch up to a capital ship going at full speed.
b96f0a No.14282137
Welp, I guess Star Wars really is dead. I'm even happier for having skipped this one in theaters than the last one. Anyway, while The Mandate and Star Citizen seem to be boned, Limit Theory actually seems to be back in active, the-dev-isn't-pushing-himself-into-a-nervous-breakdown-again development. It was even playable at Pax South last month or whenever that was. Anybody interested in a full copy or quick summary of the latest backer e-mail now that it seems to be back on the rails?
5e3933 No.14282244
>>14281129
>rebels have a hammerhead
>using a 4000-year old ship just to ram a destroyer
This is as retarded as ISIS and how they're using StG44 stashes they found instead of selling them off and buying tanks.
01e9aa No.14282587
>>14282086
She can probably go faster than a fucking x-wing.
9e9b93 No.14282608
>>14282137
>The Mandate
rip mandate shill.
5f9f3b No.14282907
>>14281100
(((I will give you a hint)))
fac348 No.14282986
>>14281201
>Americans are the Legion
braise bedrezen? :DDDD
20a06a No.14283477
>>14282244
>they're using StG44 stashes
>he doesnt know that ancient weapons are more powerful
ca9776 No.14283493
>>14281414
>Now I am /fit/, have a wife, and kids.
52b2b1 No.14283499
>>14282244
Disney made a "new" Hammerhead for the shitty Rebels cartoon apparently.
c5ccac No.14283648
>>14280643
>It really could of been worse
>could of
spotted the illiterate spic
c5ccac No.14283664
>>14281317
<Spanish are not white goyim
Spanish is a language, not an ethnicity, you smelly dirty wetback Mexicant.
<beaners are not brown and are Spaniards
Again, you beaners are brown. You are not Spaniards. Not even your "castizo" muds.
e184be No.14283676
>>14283664
As a portuguese, I find the word "castizo" funny.
It reminds me of "Castiço" that roughly translates to "strange/curious in a funny way".
e8cc2c No.14283683
>>14281201
Sorry to break your burger dreams, but Spain is as pozzed as every other country, maybe even more. Nationalists are powerless minorities who cant even prevent the removal of a plain cross statue
8fd85f No.14283685
>>14282137
>The Mandate
Still pisses me off. It was closer to what I wanted from FTL, but didn't get because of the nature of that game.
e184be No.14283703
>>14283685
I haven't kept up with the Mandate drama.
What happened to it?
8fd85f No.14283723
>>14283703
It was always underfunded, but then they hired two community managers that had dyed hair. I can't remember exactly what happened after that, but I remember it killed all hope for the game.
5e3933 No.14283727
e184be No.14283792
>>14283727
>>14283723
They ate the poison shrooms then?
Shame.
3d99c3 No.14283837
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>>14280621
>What are the best Space games for use with a flight stick? Not much into 4x or RTS games unfortunately.
Try Tachyon
>>14280625
>toaster games
space?
Try Terminal Velocity
>>14280647
Y-wings are the old shit, bomber role usually
X-wings were the newest shit around
A-wings were the cheap super go fast ships short on parts so some times they had wooden seats and shit and were rarely built to spec
B-wings were heavy fighters
>>14280972
>scrapped b-wings with open cockpits driven by people with long hair
do these fucking kikes not drive faster than 20 miles an hour with the windows open?
3d99c3 No.14283918
>>14281381
the only one of those that matters is Christians and the rest that matter don't care Buddhists are decent people
you're a cop out bitch using that kind of logic to validate being trash
1c149d No.14283996
>>14283499
Yup.
They burn splendidly.
b96f0a No.14284485
>>14283723
>>14283703
>>14283792
I missed all the drama over hiring a bunch of "she/her"s for community management (though the effect of doing that is generally so universal that I don't even have to guess what happened to the community) but managed to gleam from update comments that they simply couldn't afford the programmers and other tech folks to actually make the pretty, interesting concept into an actual game, so they sold their team and assets to a publisher, but either made so little progress or made such a poor impression that apparently the publisher fired them all and killed the whole project.
34e6e1 No.14284487
>>14280404
>>14280461
>>14280537
>>14280716
>>14280855
>>14281129
>>14281168
You know what the more I look at the Jew Wars movies it is clear that the story is that the Imperial Remenant and New Republic decided in a mutual agreement decided to purge the Galaxy of retards so sent the First Order and Resistance to fight to their deaths
20a06a No.14284524
>>14284485
>so they sold their team and assets to a publisher
and i was thinking they could just upload all the shit they did and let someone else finish the job or at least use the art.
dbb790 No.14284689
>>14280019
Dang Infinity Battlescape looks like Planetside 2 in space, but with forced logistics (instead of no optional logistics) Looks promising.
>>14280647
>>14280871
Those bombers are actually really good in the X -Wing Miniatures game. Because the game designers maybe thought about what they were doing for a second.
cde7fd No.14284820
>>14280006
new Star Traders game
once it leaves early access
4b589c No.14284843
>>14284487
It's like Battle Royale in space, somewhere there's a room full of Moffs and Senators watching all this happening on a holo-projector, sipping fine Corellian Whisky having a laugh at the mentally deficient fighters.
76156d No.14284862
>>14280668
>omg it's science fiction breh, y u a hater?
4b589c No.14284883
>>14282244
It's even worse that they managed to get around behind the Star Destroyer without getting ripped apart, maybe if they had some sort of cloaking device but they should have been ripped to shreds by fighter and bomber screens
34e6e1 No.14284968
>>14284843
It honestly makes too much sense now doesn't it?
50415b No.14285090
>>14280404
this is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen
52b2b1 No.14285156
A swarm of deadly assault rocks approach a poorly defended planet.
e78f91 No.14285211
>>14280721
It is, but it breaks the entire Star Wars.
1c149d No.14285236
>>14285211
Indeed.
Now it is possible for ships to be used as relativistic kill vehicles and relativistic kill missiles become a thing.
Considering that CIS had droids which fought to the death, it wouldn't be far fetched to think about building fighter droids that had no weapons but their maneuvering engines and hyper space engine and enough mass to screw everythings day.
eea8ae No.14285245
>>14285156
Where's that from?
e78f91 No.14285252
>>14285236
The only thing that would salvage this would be hyperspace drives being too expensive to be used as weapons willy nilly, but people have been using them for space travel for millenia already, there are probably billions of ships equipped with drives in the galaxy and no indication that they are recycled.
1c149d No.14285258
>>14285252
And almost every fighter craft around can have one.
52b2b1 No.14285400
>>14285245
New Jedi Order submod for Thrawn's Revenge, currently still a work in progress.
e561c3 No.14285419
>>14285400
Which one, the SoaSe one, or the EaW one?
20a06a No.14285420
>>14285252
>The only thing that would salvage this would be hyperspace drives being too expensive to be used as weapons willy nilly
>one ship kills an empire fleet
i guess the cost doesnt matter.
52b2b1 No.14285493
75d124 No.14285497
>>14281381
>I'm willing to bet you one of my vital organs that every person in this thread,hell in this board that posts,has something that would be considered degenerate by some major religion
idk i eat pork
d99eca No.14285502
>>14285420
This. It would only work as an excuse if an Hyperdrive was MORE expensive than an entire fleet.
But hey, that fleet also has dozens of hyper-drives, so you're already trading one for a dozen (or more), nevermind the cost of the ships themselves.
And I thought "boy, that Star-Killer base thing was retarded".
Disney never loses it's charm: they always find a way to surprise you.
d99eca No.14285505
>>14281381
I've had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
b8a396 No.14285662
>>14285236
>>14285252
The real problem as I take it is that, normally, vessels simply don't keep speed coming out of hyperspace. You are either in GOES FAST mode, where you are in a parallel reality 'coterminous with realspace, with a unique point in realspace being associated with a unique point in hyperspace' or you are in realspace, where you cannot GO FAST. Entering and exiting abruptly forces one to accelerate or stop. Thus the trippy sudden appearance-slammed brakes look of vessels jumping into view in Star Wars. If one is in Hyperspace, one is not in Realspace. Ergo, you can't ram anything at hyperspace velocity, because you do not exist for the ramee. Exceptions of accidental hyperspace collisions do exist, but all those I'm skimming over in the Hazards section of the Wookiepedia article have to do with gravity well collisions, which technically speaking are realspace collisions at post-Hyperspace normal velocity, because if your jump leads through a gravity well, you stop dead. Where and when is a bit inconsistent, but the general rule is that gravity will under varying circumstances act like a dead stop or a brick wall. This makes it very difficult to ram anything, because again, either the target does not exist until you hit the brakes, or the target is a natural or artificial interdictor and you can't get within spitting distance in a jump. The calculation necessary to hit anything in the initial warming-up zip out of realspace, before you hit hyperspace, under the assumption that you are not already in hyperspace the moment you start superaccelerating into a jump, is likely too troublesome for it to be done with any consistency. There is undoubtedly a minimum and maximum range span, and it is stringent.
The one specific example of a planet getting hyperspace rammed is an old EU canon anecdote from The Essential Guide to Warfare, where the Praetor class battlecruiser Quaestor making an unintended jump due to its drive suffering damage in combat with a Seperatist fleet, causing it to ram through and destroy the planet Pammant. Considering this was with a damaged drive, it is unclear as to whether they actually reached Hyperspace velocities, ordinary relativistic velocities, or if the ship was split between baryonic-relativistic & tachyonic-hyperspace matter, with the former partially tethered to the latter and acting as the kill-weapon while the latter phased through to end up who knows where. Considering only the core of Pammant was 'destroyed,' whatever this more exactingly means, while the atmosphere was merely bathed in radiation it's in fact likely the ship didn't even manage to reach 'true' relativistic velocity, and instead reached around the 14% speed-of-light mark or somewhere thereabouts & punctured the core, causing immense tectonic & magnetic disruption as the magma sea and metallic core are disrupted, but not quite destroying the planetary body or even rendering it permanently/universally uninhabitable. This uncertainty, combined with the 'can't normally hyperspace through gravity wells' caveat, and the fact that the far smaller Eclipse & Sovereign class dreadnoughts had integral gravity well generators- and probably generated their own modest gravity distortion field simply by existing as 15-17.5 kilometer long slabs of superdense space metal, with huge pyramidal draft/keel & width to match- makes it patently fucking ridiculous that a perfect hyperspace ram was accomplished through an entire fleet of 3000 meter battlecruisers into a sixty kilometer wide, thirteen thousand kilometer long, four thousand meter high boomerang super-dreadnought to perfect effect, off the cuff, all calculations done by an implicitly nepotistic staff officer from her own station with no visible assistance.
b8a396 No.14285675
>>14285662
Combined with the variables of the ship in the only slightly more credible Pammant anecdote being a larger battlecruiser- a good thousand meters longer than the MC85 "Raddus", likely wider and slightly taller going by the narrow Mon'Calamari profile versus the Star Destroyer profile and the Praetor likely having the same polygonal spinal bulge as the Praetor II- in unknown proximity, the unknown nature of a physics-illegal jump inside a gravity well versus on outside of it (which should allow for a clean jump to Hyperspace and thus no ramming) and the fact that the anecdote is from a third-generation reference book, dealing with the particulars of mundane warfare & technology, the only potentially reliable account for this sort of thing from the only canon that matters to anyone who isn't Disney is rather a bit low on the totem pole of canon. There is one more credible example of a hyperspace exploitation weapon in the form of the Galaxy Gun. But the Galaxy Gun is more of a missile silo firing kamikaze drone-submarines than anything; its projectiles don't impact at hyperspace velocities or even ordinary relativistic velocities. Rather, the gun launches the perhaps corvette-sized projectile, which then jumps into hyperspace at Class .75 drive speed, gets as close as possible to the target, and then drops into realspace. It then raises shields, activates defensive weapons, acquires its target, and proceeds to accelerate at (admittedly probably very fast) sublight speeds to destroy the target with its particle disintegration warhead, with 'target' ranging from city at lowest to planet at largest. Needless to say, this is very different from relativistic hyperspace ramming, and making a droid ship/missile that is purpose designed to enter a state of mundane sub or semi-relativistic GOES FAST outside hyperspace is far harder than making a starfighter or capital ship enter a useful state of simultaneous velocity & realspace existence to ram a target using drives that are by nature and likely by design for safety's sake not to allow this to happen.
From the Wookiepedia Legends article on Hyperspace, the relevant section on the divide between realspace & hyperspace. They exist in separate strands of spacetime, regardless of their parallel connection to one another. Note that there is no non-Legends article, meaning Disney assuredly does not give a shit.
>Normally, baryonic matter in realspace would obey physical principles of relativity: it would increase asymptotically in mass as it accelerated towards the speed of light, requiring more and more energy to approach it, but even at infinite values never surpassing the speed of light threshold. Tachyonic matter, on the other hand, existed at values solely above the speed of light, and could not decrease lower than the light-speed barrier.
<Hyperdrive technology allowed sentients to bypass this barrier, making use of a trans-physical effect to create ripples in space-time. A hyperdrive-equipped ship would propel off these ripples to "jump" into hyperspace, allowing it to traverse the galaxy at speeds of hundreds or even thousands of times the speed of light. Hyperspace was an alternate dimension of space-time, similar to subspace or otherspace, that was coterminous with realspace: each point in realspace was associated with a unique point in hyperspace. Essentially, a ship traveling galactic north in realspace as it jumped to hyperspace would travel north in hyperspace too. Every object in realspace, like stars or planets, also had a "shadow" in hyperspace at the same location it occupied in realspace
dbb790 No.14289908
>>14282086
HEY.
Julie Andrews would have made an amazing Leia in her prime. Would have aged better too.
27a27a No.14290078
>>14280994
When there is higher pressure on one side of an object than than the other side, that object is being pushed end of fucking story, you absolute brainlet. If what you said was true you would never feel the effects of airflow under any circumstances, since the same phenomenon is responsible for all forces exerted by a gas.
22c7bb No.14291122
>>14280404
WHY DOES THE BOMBER PILOT HAVE TO MOVE TO A SEPARATE CONSOLE TO DROP BOMBS?
WHY DOES THAT CONSOLE HAVE THE BOMB CONTROLS ON A SEPARATE REMOTE?
WHICH RETARD DESIGNED THESE SHIPS?
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3b6226 No.14291303
>>14280855
I readily admit that I do not know astrophysics but I'm pretty god damn certain if you're exposed to the void of space you're dead
22c7bb No.14291343
>>14291270
Of ourse, Moshe Silverstein the remote control and ship console manufacturer contacted his cousin Shekelcackle Pennysnatcher the rebel ship manufacturer and encouraged him to put extra consoles amd remote controllers on the bombers.
01e9aa No.14291346
>>14291343
They had to create jobs for the diversity hires somehow.
22c7bb No.14291367
>>14291346
Think of the positive effect it will have on the economy goy!
77716f No.14291409
>>14291303
With zero pressure, everything liquid immediately boils and evaporates. With nothing to halt or spread the sun's radiation, everything facing the sun (and close enough) will get the full brunt of the solar radiation and rise to some 100s of degrees while the side in the shade will not get any heat from the sun and will drop well into the negatives. The air in your lungs will be pulled out immediately and take your lungs with it as far as they can stretch. All of the cavities and cells in your body will expand to equalize the pressure of the inside of your body to the vacuum of space and burst or tear to let the pressure out.
You will freeze, boil, burn, burst, and be turned inside out all at the same time though thanks to your body's structure giving resistance to push and pull, the process isn't instant.
ffc93f No.14291461
>>14280404
>>14280537
>there will never be a good pro-empire star wars movie
>>14280625
>x-wing
>freespace
>noctis iv
>>14280608
>missing out on kike wars
Are you serious? I can't even remember 90% of the farce awakens and i sat through the whole thing
77716f No.14291467
>>14290078
While this is true, suction will be spread evenly in all directions unlike blowing which keeps its momentum and goes relatively straight more like a cone but whatever.
You can try it yourself by sucking air in through near pursed lips and holding your fingers in front of your mouth. You have to suck really hard for you to feel the air moving even barely a cm away from your lips. That said there isn't no air moving but it's coming from all around. If you suck through a straw it will take from the straw first then everything around the end of the straw. Refer to crab and ms paint drawing for what happens with massive suction in these scenarios. If the room is big and open then the suction wouldn't be so directional as to blow out the whole contents of the craft but if it's long and thin (like with a breach at the end of a hallway) it will suck a lot more stuff out or at least move it very far. The distance something is moved is dependent on the amount of relatively high pressure gas behind it as well as the pressure gradient. So basically if you have your back against the far wall you probably won't be moved much at all while if you're the dumbass that opened the airlock with a grenade and without depressurising while standing right in front of it you're getting blown to space. Pressure gradient as a method of moving something is also more effective if the only way for the pressure to equalise is to move the object out of the way first otherwise it will use a lot of that potential energy going around the object rather than pushing it (like blowing a spitball out of a straw as opposed to blowing at it on a desk).
Notice how the crab is able to get very close to the crack in the pipe before it gets sucked in but then also notice that the closer it gets the suction gets exponentially stronger. Also note the sand kicked up by the crab is still being sucked in via a small wisp showing there is still some suction there.
77716f No.14291485
77716f No.14291515
>>14291504
You replied to him three times with different answers so I'm going to go with no.
5cf808 No.14294914
So, any news on the new battlefleet gothic?
They were supposed to reveal tons of shit to the press between 7th and 8th.
34e6e1 No.14295440
cde7fd No.14295560
>>14294914
>Tindalos
>doing fucking anything on time or right
8c32db No.14295944
34e6e1 No.14296226
>>14295944
So some pictures and no news at all?
8c32db No.14296269
>>14296226
Maybe the pictures WERE the news anon. Think about that.
8043c0 No.14296328
>>14280889
A pressurized enviroment being exposed to a vacuum will cause all the pressure to get sucked into the no pressure vacuum and disperse. A human being exposed to vacuum and surviving is even more retarded. Leia should have literally just exploded with the pieces getting flash frozen because of the extreme cold of space because the same principle that applies to space ships also apply to the human body as well. however the human body doesn't have the durability of a space ship.
39b30d No.14296418
>>14281014
This is disney wars we're talking about, it's not allowed to be logical because the force is female remember :>
39b30d No.14296458
>>14291409
>Naturally hot side
>Naturally cold side
FREE ENERGY THE ENERGY OF THE F U T U R E
Would this actually be feasible, even for low power applications like lightbulbs? Also polite sage for double post.
8043c0 No.14296513
>>14296458
If you can build a massive superstructure in space to power a lightbulb then sure.
39b30d No.14296528
>>14296513
Let's do it. Who needs fusion anyway. Forget solar panels, let's make the dyson sphere with these.
93be8c No.14296530
>>14280404
>>14280576
>>14280583
>>14280668
>>14280773
>>14280806
>>14280830
>>14280871
>>14280964
>>14284487
>>14285090
>>14291122
>>14291461
You don't search for logic in a Star Wars movie, a movie full of laser weapons, noisy explosions in space and little muppets running around. You need to remember this is a movie first with visual metaphor and it is not a documentary about real things happening in space.
8ddc2e No.14296565
>>14296530
the movies are shit, its not about logic.
8043c0 No.14296584
>>14296530
>OH EHM JEE GUIFE IT'S ALL FICFION IT DOEFN'T HAFF TO FENFE!
Shills love this excuse for some reason. Any piece of fiction MUST make sense to be good. That is the whole point of fiction, to present things that would not work in the real world but make sense at the same time.
39b30d No.14296610
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>>14296584
Unless it's magic. :> embed because I'm tired and being lazy, I'll webm it tomorrow.
In all seriousness though, I very much agree with your statement.
97beb2 No.14297243
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>>14280621
Freespace 2 Open.
While I'm on the subject, I came across this video recently. I want that gunsight. Anyone know how I can get that gunsight?
(Also, for anyone considering FS2 Open, that video isn't representative of how the game looks now. It's much better than in the video.)
52b2b1 No.14297270
>>14296530
>setting has had detailed documentation on how tech and shit work
>"lol throw it all out and go wild it's just fiction lmao it no need make sense just look pretty"
Smelly Dumb Disney Scum
fd0b65 No.14297307
>>14280404
Let's review
>"bombers approaching" but didn't know until they were less than a mile away
>in space, flying super slowly, because heavy things move slow amirite?
>"bombers, keep tight formation" except that's a fucking horrible idea
>"fighters protect the bombers, Captain Obvious over and out"
>fighters incoming…and not a single faggot on either side fires a thing until all the ships are within spitting distance of each other (i.e. all within the FOV of the camera)
>"pull up" and "flank right" in space
>"they've targeted the fleet" how the fuck do you know? you have fighters and bombers all around you and your attention is on a single cannon on a single ship far away from you that's only begun to move?
>bombing sequence is comprised of getting up, walking over a metal grate, opening a hatch, walking back to the fore of the ship, pressing a remote arming device, and needing to press something else to drop them
That's a minute thirty into the clip and I'm not doing any more. If anyone wants to see a methodical tearing apart of this bullshit go watch MauLer's videos on jewtube
fd0b65 No.14297325
>>14279937
And in response to the OP
>watcha playan
Endless Space 2 updating my guide as a go
Outside of that I've had someone recommend Everspace and Fractured Space to me but I haven't looked at them yet.
52b2b1 No.14297428
>want to load Space Engineers map I have been working on for over a year
>crash to desktop every time loading finishes
Fuck Keen, I feel ripped off even though I got it for free.
34e6e1 No.14298085
>>14297307
>3 videos of 2 hour rants
Yeah no thanks. Nobody got time for that autism.
af1d52 No.14300839
>>14280404
>>14280461
>>14280537
Hey, can anyone confirm that Rian Johnson actually DIDN'T watch the previous movie or read its script before writing his? I've heard it repeated enough (and seen enough clips) to suggest that it might have been publicly stated at some point. Also,
>fucking space bombers moving at literally one mile per fucking hour in fucking space
3ea6e8 No.14300915
>>14297325
>Fractured Space
dont, you need to grid like a korean or pay shekels to open loot boxes spacecrates, to get shit.
I unlocked everything before the big update and had some fun with the multiplayer matches, but it got old fast, when they updated everything I got a load of fucking nothing and needed to unlock everything again.
34e6e1 No.14304619
>>14300915
Why did they keep resetting everyone's progress?
71c7d1 No.14306001
I haven't been here in forever. What's the status on The Mandate?
71c7d1 No.14306011
>>14282137
>Anybody interested in a full copy or quick summary of the latest backer e-mail now that it seems to be back on the rails?
Yes, me. I've been waiting on Limit Theory for fucking years. Is it really still looking good? Because I finally gave up and stopped following it once he announced he hired his fucking girlfriend as his first employee.
01e9aa No.14306047
71c7d1 No.14306082
34e6e1 No.14306811
>>14306001
What's the status of The Mandate shill though? Is he alive?
cde7fd No.14306889
>>14306811
he honorably committed Sudoku and apologized to space thread
c515f5 No.14307321
>>14304619
to force you to buy shit?
>>14306001
>mfw
3d99c3 No.14310289
cde7fd No.14313810
>tfw no one has sat down and just made a straight forward space combat game in the vein of Freespace or the Star Wars fighter series
>everyone wants multiplayer, grinding, and space trucking instead
34e6e1 No.14313826
>>14313810
Doesn't help that Enemy Starfighter dev went full retard and basically scrapped the build of the game everyone wanted to play for a shit linear experience.
97beb2 No.14314402
>>14313810
Honestly, with FS2 Open, we don't really need someone to make another space game. FS2 Open can do just about anything you'd want a space game to do, and the community is very active. I'm wondering if it could even do modern-day fighter jet gameplay and become the moddable Ace Combat that I so wanted Vector Thrust to be.
By the way, I'm still looking for a way to use the gunsight I mentioned here: >>14297243.
0875d9 No.14318242
>X3: Reunion
>X3: Terran Conflict
>X3: Albion Prelude
Which one of these should I play? Is one better than the others making the rest pointless or do I have to play them in order?
fa1957 No.14318346
62a604 No.14319830
>>14318242
If you want to play all three you should start with reunion, then TC and finally AP. They become objectively less clunky in that order so going in the opposite order feels like shit.
Otherwise just play TC or AP.
7ca693 No.14321300
So what is going on with Infinity Battlescape?
b65479 No.14321343
>>14280964
When you consider Disney era Star Wars and 343i era Halo both are asspull centrals of bullshit that make no sense and only ruin the characters and story they are trying to write. It's almost like they compliment each other as a cautionary tale of how to fuck up a money printer just by having fuckwit retarded writers who may or may not have even seen/played the original trilogy.
71c7d1 No.14321418
>>14318242
The person telling you to play X1 is trolling you, ignore him. I've played every X game and here's my summary:
X1 - Shit. Nothing like the other X games.
X2 - IMO this one has superior aesthetics, and neat details such as ship cockpits and station interiors. It's a solid game, but the mechanics were a bit dated, yet I can't really remember how. I mostly just remember the ship designs from this one. I think it was mostly just due to how it is lacking direct upgrades the sequels offered, like station complexes, player HQs, etc. The economy was also a lot weaker, and overall the game was extremely slow to progress in.
X3:R - Direct upgrade over X2, has the Hyperion pre-nerf, which is the best ship ever. Progression still slow, economy still weak.
X3:TC - Direct upgrade over X3:R. Hyperion is nerfed, but it's cool because now you have the Vidar pre-nerf, which is a rape machine. Adds new ship classes like frigates (M7), and mini carriers (TM) that are the size of freighers but can carry a few fighters, and the Terrans, a whole new faction with cool ships and new weapons. Also Terran sectors but they're fucking awful and too big so they take forever to traverse. Questlines are actually kind of enjoyable and give you lots of free ships, including the Vidar if you're Terran. Progression is much faster through the ships you can get from missions and the fact that missions are much easier to find and pay better than in X3:R. I think this is where the stock market was introduced as well, which is hilariously exploitable.
X3:AP - Never played vanilla. Install Litcube's Universe instead, which is the best X3 experience. Very strong economy, better battles, much much quicker progression.
Sorry if these summaries are kind of shit, it's been a while since I've played them.
71c7d1 No.14321439
>>14313810
>tfw no one has sat down and just made a straight forward space combat game in the vein of Freespace or the Star Wars fighter series
That's like every single space game, and is why I'm so sad about the state of space games though. I'm sick of all these gay ass faggot planes in space games that every single space game apparently has to be.
9d2b68 No.14321496
>>14281307
Shut up, marche.
97beb2 No.14321799
>>14321439
But that's not at all what current space games are like. No one's made something like Freespace since, well, Freespace. It's all open-world trading/mercenary stuff now.
c96111 No.14321900
>>14321799
House of the Dying Sun sort of is, mainly a Starfighter/RTS hybrid though. I still am pretty pissed the dev took away the open world mode where you fought over control of starsystems; having complete control on how you approach objectives and accomplish them, what you can order in as a fleet, for a series of linear missions you can complete all in under 2hrs with no replayability. Means seriously what the fuck was the dev thinking? Give us the old version of the game!
71c7d1 No.14321910
>>14321799
Yeah, sure stuff is "open-world" now, but they're still just shitty mindless planes in space games focused on dogfighting. The X series is still the only one that managed to be more than that.
0875d9 No.14324453
>>14321900
>House of the Dying Sun
>No flight stick support in a space dogfighting game
Disgusting. Unforgivable.
4029a4 No.14324499
>>14324453
HOTAS Thrustermaster works fine
8efbcb No.14324536
97beb2 No.14325017
>>14324453
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
322686 No.14325166
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
REMINDER: A shitty spoof from 97 is better than any of the new Star Wars shit
34e6e1 No.14325519
>>14325166
The only thing to look forward to out the Jew Wars movies is a new Spaceball movie
97beb2 No.14325747
>>14325519
Better hope it happens soon. Mel Brooks is 91.
3ede64 No.14325844
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14325166
Another version of that was made.
18a307 No.14325866
>>14280404
Monumental stupidity of EVERYONE involved.
- Escort fighters are waiting instead of going on ahead and intercepting.
- The most retarded bomber design ever
- WTF are the tie fighters and ship gunners doing? The bomber is flying in a straight line without a pilot for a good 2 minutes and it's still alive.
34e6e1 No.14325911
>>14325866
It's clearly an attempt to purge the galaxy of the defective gene pools
ca64f1 No.14326003
>>14280991
makes me kek everytime
>>14281002
you made a memetic masterpiece anon, here's a drink to your artistry, even Kaizer von Lohengramm would be proud of it
0875d9 No.14328940
>>14321418
>>14319830
Thanks. I'm going to start with TC then move on to AP once I've got the hang of it. If I end up liking the story then I'll try to play them all starting with X1.
8efbcb No.14329073
>>14325519
>a new Spaceball movie
what are they going to get all the space references from? most of the "space" movies were shit with nothing memorable in them.
I guess it will just be another "its another space movie" type of shit they keep producing.
71c7d1 No.14329468
>>14328940
Literally just read the story if you want it tbh. No one cares about it.
8efbcb No.14329560
>>14329468
>No one cares about it.
18a307 No.14331018
>>14329073
They could re-create the new star wars. Literally copy every scene.
71b514 No.14331809
Star Wars Canon Comics
Face of new Gilad Pellaeon and link to comics: http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Thrawn/
0ef061 No.14331824
>>14331809
Why would anyone want this?
5f9f3b No.14332266
>>14331824
(((Who))) will buy is what you need to ask yourself.
d5e684 No.14332321
>>14331809
Who the fuck is this?
71b514 No.14332348
>>14332321
Star Wars Canon Replacement of Gilad Pellaeon, Source is the Thrawn Novel where this guy is Thrawn's Protoge in which bit by bit he teaches him military tactics and Thrawn's translator since he can't speak basic properly. Oh yeah at the end of the novel Thrawn send him to aid the chiss as an Imperial Advisor/Envoy to prepare him for the unknown threat
71b514 No.14332386
>>14332321
more info
Eli Vanto
>Young Imperial Officer who wishes to be a supply Officer
>Meets Thrawn who sees his potential in becoming a great Tactician and Commander
>Meets Palpatine and impressed by thrawn officially made Vanto his Translator
>After meeting palpy he becomes an edge lord since he doesn't want to be one
>Misadventures follows in the Coruscant Acadmy where Thrawn didn't expel some cunt students who tried to beat him up due to being an ayy
>He and Thrawn send off the Bullies to different imperial academies since expelling them waste good potential soldiers
>He and Thrawn later on kick pirate ass
>Throughout the novel mostly chapter 1-7 i think he still ensign while thrawn is slowly climbing the ranks due to being a competent commander and connections
>Soon he got promoted to Commodore
>Becomes an even bigger edge lord
>He and Thrawn crushed a rebellion but at the cost of civi lives but they had intentions of zero civilian casualties in which there plan is fucked up by a WomanSame bitch who became Governor in Rebels
>Later Thrawn used his Autism at "Being good with Numbers" to see if his suspicions are correct and the Empire is building something instead of fleet of Star Destroyers
>Told Palpy about it and impressed him then promote him to Grand Admiral
c01a33 No.14332489
>>14332386
Thanks I needed to puke.
8efbcb No.14332510
>>14331809
>>14332386
as someone who never read anything about the EU of SW and only played the videogames, how much heresy I'm reading right now?
8c32db No.14332521
>>14332510
A lot. But the rebels messing up and causing problems which they will blame on the empire is normal
5f9f3b No.14332565
>>14332510
Imagine if Hitler was portrayed by a strong proud woman of color?
d5e684 No.14332585
>>14332510
Palleon was pretty much legendary in the old EU, being the one to single-handedly preserve the Imperial Remnant in the outer rim after the New Republic chased them out of the core worlds. It helps that he was consistently portrayed to be competent and actually a man of honour.
That he was axed for this… soyboy. Well, not impressed to say the least.
52b2b1 No.14332923
>>14332510
The man in the background of your image is what the non-Disneycuck Gilad Motherfucking Pellaeon looks like.
5f9f3b No.14338455
8c32db No.14338584
>>14338371
Are there any pretty ones anon?
82261f No.14338730
>>14338584
There's like 36 of them so there's bound to be at least a decent one.
39b30d No.14339214
ALRIGHT HOLD UP
Since I know there's a high number of autists in this thread I'll ask Why haven't space agencies done a jet-rocket combo yet to get into space easily? Surely the jet engine would be great at lower altitudes where the air is thick, and then refillable boosters can take over in the upper atmosphere where gravity is lower. If the entire hull is treated for re-entry, you can then use the regular jet engines to land the thing on a standard runway too.
71c7d1 No.14339308
>>14339214
The highest payload ever carried by a plane was about 300 tonnes. The falcon heavy that was launched not long ago weighed nearly 2,000 tonnes.
3ede64 No.14339315
>>14339214
I'm no expert on the subjet, but my guess would be that it involves the issues of operating jet engines above 15km height, which is possible but requires a specialised plane, along with the heavy engines and large fuel consumption required to do this.
Sure, launching into orbit from 15 km to 20 km in the air is a lot easier than than the surface, but that engine and all the fuel needed for it is an awful lot of crap for the spaceship to haul the rest of the way up, crap that takes away from your ships payload (all the stuff that isn't just fuel and engines).
If you really want a modern tech spaceship that can easily haul large quantities into space, what you want is Project Orion or a NSWR style rocket, and both of those are "politically impractical"…
39b30d No.14339355
>>14339308
That's just it though, a lot of that is the fuel, which is needed for the ground-launches.
Would it be feasible to strap a couple of those re-usable falcon boosters to the side to get it going?
>>14339315
This is why we need mass drivers for cargo… :s
I guess what I'm referencing would just be a passenger thing.
>>14339308
>>14339315
Really the best option is probably space cable from GEO once we can get the nanostructures figured out so the width doesn't have to be wider than the planet.
3ede64 No.14339383
>>14339355
If you want a megastructure for orbital launch, then the elevator isn't really the way to go.
You can only have so many cars on one cable after all.
A launch belt would make it cheaper to shoot cargo into space, or if you really want to go big, a artificial ring around the equator of the whole planet, from where you can drop down thousands if not millions of far shorter cables while still being able to launch spaceships from above the atmosphere from the ring itself, are, cheaper options (in terms of cost per kilo of payload brought into orbit when operating at full capacity, not the cost of the project itself, which in both cases would be monstrously expensive)
3ede64 No.14339391
>>14339383 here, just a quick correction, I meant a Launch Loop not a launch belt…
71c7d1 No.14339402
>>14339355
>This is why we need mass drivers for cargo
Yeah, who cares if everything is a pancake by the time it reaches its destination.
>>14339355
>Would it be feasible to strap a couple of those re-usable falcon boosters to the side to get it going?
Then what would be the point of using the plane…? The whole point of the Falcon was to have it all be re-usable.
>>14339383
Earth Torus when?
39b30d No.14339415
>>14339402
Alright mr. genius, what's your plan for cheap getting-to-space
71c7d1 No.14339429
>>14339415
Literally exactly whatever SpaceX is doing because that's the entire purpose of the company?
39b30d No.14339450
>>14339429
Something that doesn't have to burn a huge load of rocket fuel. **killjoy*
71c7d1 No.14339466
>>14339450
>Something that doesn't have to burn a huge load of rocket fuel.
Why? That's the most cost-efficient way to get something in space.
52b2b1 No.14343124
I feel bad for whoever I throw this thing at.
5f9f3b No.14343724
>>14343124
What if they are Bajorans?
52b2b1 No.14345614
>>14343724
Then they deserve it.
cde7fd No.14345676
>>14339429
>Literally exactly whatever SpaceX is doing because that's the entire purpose of the company?
They're gonna run out 60s and 70s technology to steal pretty soon though
Unironically the future of near space belongs to the Chinks with potential Russian support for their programs
faa09f No.14345731
>>14280716
Why didn't anyone think of attaching hyperdrives to missiles or large asteroids for relativistic weaponry? The energy required to push an object to light speed and beyond are more than significant to obliterate capital ship and even a planet. Or does that make too much sense?
71c7d1 No.14345784
>>14345676
>Unironically the future of near space belongs to the Chinks with potential Russian support for their programs
Not if we kill them first. We're sure as hell not letting them claim other planets.
71c7d1 No.14345793
>>14280716
What the fuck? Does this bitch have pink hair?
3ede64 No.14345967
>>14345731
Because Hyperspace isn't supposed to be able to do that in the lore.
In the lore, when shit goes into hyperspace it becomes intangible and massless, thus allowing its regular drive to push it up to its FTL speeds while in hyperspace. This also means you can't actually ram anything in real space when enjoying the accelleration and speeds hyperspace make possible. Just watch out for the gravity wells of big things in real space, since those can fuck you up in hyperspace, you just can't hurt them back.
52b2b1 No.14346071
>>14345793
Welcome to Nu-Wars where the galaxy's most powerful planet is some gay nu-Canon matriarchy of peace and non-violence and freeing all da slaves for the council of mommies while crying out in public.
97beb2 No.14346368
>>14345967
>Just watch out for the gravity wells of big things in real space, since those can fuck you up in hyperspace, you just can't hurt them back.
So that's why Han was still worried about flying through a star without precise calculations from the nav computer, and why Interdictors work?
bd89f4 No.14346599
>>14313826
Wait, what? When did this happen?
97beb2 No.14346702
>>14346644
>I think it was formerly called Enemy Pilot
Enemy Starfighter, actually. They even made a really nice poster with that title.
71c7d1 No.14348095
>>14346644
Never played it. I was interested and planning on playing it on release, but apparently they just randomly decided to remove the sandbox gamemode entirely, which is the only thing I was interested in. They turned it into a campaign game only. Lots of people were pissed about this.
b96f0a No.14348395
>>14346368
Exactly. In Star Wars lore, flying through a sufficiently strong gravity well, natural or artificial, will pull you out of hyperspace–hyperdrives in-universe all have built-in failsafes that immediately drop a ship out of hyperspace if it experiences any of the sort of gravitational strain indicating entry into an unexpected gravity well, or if the navigational computer sees that the ship is just about to fly into one on the charts. I'd imagine that flying deep into a gravity well in hyperspace would simply pull the ship apart, straining it beyond what the inertial damping field could handle. The term Mass Shadow I believe refers to both gravity wells, as well as the literal projections of celestial bodies, which tended to shatter anything that hit them at superluminal speeds into subatomic particles.
5f9f3b No.14349562
>>14348095
Remember, freedom of choice is bad goyim! :^)
13b9e8 No.14349585
>>14291470
omg is the crab ok?
a5693b No.14349607
Came here for a space thread and all I got was Star Wars. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
3b41ee No.14350137
>>14313826
It's a damn shame about Enemy Starfighter/House of the Dying Sun. Game was fun as it was but it could have been bigger and better. Could have gone full Homeworld with fleet battles.
>>14338371
They basically made a visual novel didn't they?
c157e0 No.14350142
>>14350137
Is that from the actual game? The drawing looks really bad, which is weird because the dev usually has top tier art
39b30d No.14350165
>>14339466
Not sure why I didn't think of this earlier- you could have a jet platform attached to the bottom of your space shuttle. The whole thing goes up to 15-20 km high, and the shuttle disconnects and fires off from this height. The jet platform can go and land. I suppose on re-entry you could have an advanced computer program re-dock the two or just land the shuttle.
Well, as long as it's cheaper than a pure-ground launch… but this way the jets don't need to get dragged up into space.
fdba0c No.14350166
>>14349585
I'm sorry, Anon. He was liquid by the time he reached the other side.
bc2fa8 No.14350461
>>14281414
>/fit/
>wife and kids
Sure thing, faggot
5f9f3b No.14351197
>>14350137
>Could have gone full Homeworld with fleet battles.
The problem with the game is that it did then the devs decided to cut it.
>>14350142
It's from a waifu mod
71c7d1 No.14351247
>>14350165
>The whole thing goes up to 15-20 km high, and the shuttle disconnects and fires off from this height. The jet platform can go and land.
….So like the rocket boosters on the Falcon?
39b30d No.14351256
>>14351247
Yes except jets, which because I'm talking out of my ass I perceive to be more fuel efficient than rocket boosters.
71c7d1 No.14351302
>>14351256
Jets are ridiculously inefficient until they get to a high altitude. So by the time they get to a height where they are fuel efficient, they're already done and are ready to land in this scenario.
27a27a No.14351995
>>14351256
No jet has the kind of thrust that a solid rocket booster has. That's why planes need wings to stay airborne while a rocket doesn't give a shit about air and in fact would have an easier time flying without it.
39b30d No.14353420
>>14351995
>>14351302
Darn. Always fun to dream though.
b96f0a No.14357272
>>14346368
Don't feel bad, there's historically been a lot of experimentation based on the concept of launching a rocket from a jet, and there are multiple systems in development to do just that, like the Stratolaunch and Virgin Galactic's LauncherOne. The issue is all the scalability problems you have with the weight of the rocket and the size of the necessary launch vehicle–it works for small rocketplanes, but anything big enough to go further than suborbital flight or Low Earth Orbit, or to carry anything besides cubesats or a few passengers, would require an unfeasibly large and inefficient carrier plane.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_launch_to_orbit#Disadvantages
dbb790 No.14358133
>>14345676
>60s and 70s tech to steal
I don't think you understand how much simpler and more advanced modern rocketry is even without the advances in the design of the Merlin engines. You seem to think rocket scientists just make one slapshod rocket design and keep using it if it works. (I mean, most engineers do this) Maybe this was the case for Von Braun, but in peace time you generally want to try to get the most bang for your buck and thats by increasing the efficiency and reusability.
That said, the Merlin Engines are capable of vector thrusting.
d07ae6 No.14361589