>see this thread
>nostalgia activate
>overwhelming desire to play this game again
anyone got a DL link? i lost my physical copy ages ago and gave up looking for a cracked version a few years ago. in exchange, a story
>be me, with 2 friends, playing SMAC in the mid 2k's
>one friend was a SMAC vet like me, the other had heard of it but never played it before
>newbie friend loved civ-style games though so was super into the game once he started playing it
>his first game he goes the gaians
>sees the bonuses they get, decides he's going to go for production-heavy approach
>hey, it's his first game, let him have fun
>we all decide on a naming scheme for our cities
>he goes for porn stars
>gianna michaels, shyla stylez, asia carrerra etc.
>fast forwards a couple hundred turns
>he mentions something about how his production is so high he's cranking out units in 2-3 turns
>other friend and i ask how many minerals he's getting per turn
>it's something stupid like 50+ per city
>guy had managed to snag cloning vats, along with several other projects, and was sitting on 7 or 8 20+ pop cities
>we really look over in his territory
>FUCKING THERMAL BOREHOLES EVERYWHERE
>"jesus fuck man how much eco damage do you have?!"
>"uh, lemme check. how much do you guys have"
>vet friend and i are both at 0 in every city
>"oh, looks like it's between 70 and 130"
>wut.jpg
>"wait, so, you have 130 fucking eco damage in one of your cities?! which one?!"
>"gianna michaels"
>"dude…..you gotta fucking fix that right god damned now"
>"why?"
>"the planet is going to get fucking pissed at you bro"
>"what does that mean?"
>"fucking mind worms for days motherfucker!"
>"pssh, it's fine, i've got a stack of like 20 defenders in there"
>he did. he had a stack of at least 20 guys in each city, all of them with at least 4-5 bonuses to morale from the base
>hmm, maybe he'll be ok
>5 turns later, the apocalypse erupts
>gianna michaels is surrounded on all sides by Demon Boils
>newbie friend laughs it off
>"ive got like 30 units in there, i'll be fine"
>first unit takes down about 6-7 mind worms before falling
>second unit does the same
>third unit does too
>fourth unit goes down and first Demon Boil stack disappears
>"huh" says my newbie friend, with a bit of nervousness in his voice
>vet friend and i are beginning to lose our shit watching the newbie literally get tentacle raped
>this continues for an obscene amount of time
>each stack of worms is ground down relentlessly by the defenders before overwhelming the defense units
>on and on and on it goes
>at least 5 minutes of real time passes just watching mind worms hurl themselves at the city defenders, slowing wearing it down by attrition
>"holy fuck" says the newbie, his voice cracking with trepidation
>the fucking worms just keep coming
>two stacks of mind worms left
>by our count, assuming his estimation of 30 defending units was correct, there are now about 4 units left defending the city
>from what we've seen so far, it's 4-5 units per stack of mind worms
>at least one of those stacks is a full, unharmed stack
>the other one is of indeterminate number, but less than full power for sure
>the worms press the attack
>second mind worm stack is defeated
>the last defender falls
>final mind worm stack invades the city
>pre-invasion city pop was at 29
>by the time the entire final mind worm stack has finished, the population of gianna michaels has been reduced to 2
>vet friend and i have sustained critical damage to our sides
>newbie friend is halfway between apoplexy and mad laughter at witnessing the absolute rape of the jewel of his empire
>vet friend chimes in - "well, at least now we know how much Gianna can take"