[–]▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209200>>14209234 >>14209353 >>14213599 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Blah blah blah, this is a Commodore 64 game that /v/'s been playing since yesterday.
We're Vivian. Our life has gone pretty well so far, but anons keep making the most stable, life-affirming decisions possible for her. It's really kind of depressing how good you guys are to her.
I'd link to the old threads, but I had to delete all of them to make this one, so… complain to the cake kike. He got mad that we dumped him after he cheated on us. If you want to know what's happened so far, too bad, I'm not reposting anything we've done.
Are you happy now, rulefags? There's only one thread like this.
Anyway, we have more social situations to get ourselves into. Let's get this started.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209208>>14209220
We're on a field trip with the boy we're dating (I honestly can't remember his name), and we're getting rather cuddly.
How does Vivian feel about PDA?
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209220>>14209245
>>14209208
I seem to recall that we were planning on sucking dicks. Openly suck face.
▶ 422314 (2) No.14209234
>>14209200 (OP)
Just because you deleted your duplicate threads doesn't mean that you've righted your wrongs.
You still need to be retroactively banned for what you did yesterday, at least 3 days minimum.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209245>>14209256
>>14209220
Sorry anon, we're too gross and autistic to get away with this. Everybody thinks we're gross for making out on a fucking school bus. You weirdo.
What shall we do next?
▶ 264fc1 (5) No.14209247>>14209254
OP, did they release the continuation to the hero academy game?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209254>>14209261
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209256>>14209263
▶ 264fc1 (5) No.14209261>>14209263
>>14209254
Yeah, I don't remember much from it but I am sure it ended on a cliffhanger.
And got to choose your powers and shit.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209263>>14209274 >>14209287
>>14209256
So there's this uh… radio dj? He's hosting a show and giving away prizes and shit. Is this supposed to be really exciting or something?
Oh well, do we think we can win something?
>>14209261
I really have no idea what you're talking about, man.
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209274>>14209277
>>14209263
Not interested, but call the show because if we get the prize, we can sell it to idiots who are interested for mad shekels.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209277>>14209283 >>14209286
>>14209274
<Sorry, that combination of choices is not allowed. Please select a different action.
▶ c474fd (4) No.14209283>>14209288
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209286
>>14209277
Madness, why no option for gouging? Don't call then.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209287>>14209294
>>14209263
Interested, call
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209288>>14209294
>>14209283
Clearly anon is interested in selling any loot we win for shekels, so I don't know why he said not interested. Trying to come off as too cool for school, perhaps?
Regardless, are we calling or not?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209294>>14209299 >>14209301
>>14209288
>>14209287
It actually looks like they're busy right now. Phone kikes.
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209299>>14209313
>>14209294
forget about it, it's not like we gave a shit about it in the first place
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209301
>>14209294
Okay, now I'm mad, keep calling. Borrow mom's cell, call on that too.
▶ af63ba (5) No.14209308>>14209313 >>14209348
>no choices that involve fighting
I miss being a kid already. If this just keeps being shitty teenage girl the game then this is going to get dull. Maybe we should get some kung fu cyoa next.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209313>>14209317 >>14209320 >>14209362
>>14209299
Yeah, you're right, these things are gay anyway.
Heads up: At any point on the map screen, we can go on a date, do something at school, find a job, or engage in "risks" that anons ALWAYS pussy out of so there's no point
>>14209308
Despite what being on 8chan may have led you to believe, you aren't a teenager forever. Sadly, we have to put up with teenage girl bullshit first. I can't imagine how horrible it must be to actually be a teenage girl.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209317>>14209328
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209320>>14209328
>>14209313
Okay, let's spice things up and take a risk then.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209328>>14209331 >>14209334
>>14209317
>>14209320
Oh, for fuck's sake.
ALRIGHT, we're at the mall when we see this really hot dude looking at us. Will we run away like a virgin?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209331>>14209338
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209334>>14209338
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209335
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209338>>14209341 >>14209344
>>14209334
>>14209331
He introduces himself to us.
Do we drop spaghetti?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209341>>14209349
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209344>>14209349
>>14209338
put the spaghetti back in the pockets
▶ c474fd (4) No.14209348
>>14209308
>kung fu cyoa
I can clearly see how that will play out.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209349>>14209351 >>14209357
>>14209344
>>14209341
He stares at our chubby physique and barely-formed breasts.
I think he's eyeraping us.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209351>>14209358
>>14209349
C O N T I N U E
▶ 9dc67a (1) No.14209353>>14209368
>>14209200 (OP)
>Are you happy now, rulefags? There's only one thread like this.
You could have done what every other continual thread does and make archives. But no, you have to a salty bitch because the simplest rule to follow got enforced
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209357
>>14209349
For god's sake, we consent! Now rape us!
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209358>>14209361 >>14209364
>>14209351
"Hey babe. Ur hot, wan sum fuk?"
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209361>>14209368
▶ af63ba (5) No.14209362>>14209368 >>14209372
>>14209313
All the risk are stupid though, like the tattoo or selling drugs. There was no option to beat up the drug dealer, nor do we get a chance to assert ourselves as the queen of the school.
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209364
>>14209358
is it gonna get saucy? should I pull out my sausage? GO ON
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209368>>14209372 >>14209374 >>14209376
>>14209353
Why would I follow Mark's rules when that fat jew cheated on us with our best friend? He's a slut and he deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
>>14209361
He's a Yuro, and he's buying an expensive dress for someone he knows and asks us to try something on. Is this something people actually do? What the fuck?
>>14209362
Well maybe you shouldn't have Vivian act so nice all the damn time, eh?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209372>>14209380 >>14209391
>>14209362
This, most risks we've seen so far are pretty stupid with no reason to continue. Who the fuck gets a permanent eyebrow tattoo?
>>14209368
PUT ON THE DRESS VIV
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209373>>14209380
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209374
▶ c474fd (4) No.14209376
>>14209368
>he has a slight accent
Arab sheik rapist spotted, get the fuck out now.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209380>>14209382 >>14209384 >>14209386 >>14209390
>>14209372
>>14209373
They're really fucking drawing this out, aren't they?
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209381>>14209391
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209382>>14209391
>>14209380
FULL STEAM AHEAD
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209384
>>14209380
well this seems safe enough then, continue
▶ e375c3 (2) No.14209386
>>14209380
Leave with the gown
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209390
>>14209380
Oh, we just gonna cuckqueen someone? Seems fine to me, that's a good fetish.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209391>>14209399 >>14209404
>>14209372
Risks are stupid, that's why they're called risks, anon.
>>14209381
>>14209382
Of course he has a girlfriend. He thanks us for our assistance and leaves.
Afterwards, we help out around the house and have a big dinner on Family Night. How exhilirating.
We don't have daddy issues, so this isn't a problem for us. We're so well-adjusted…
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209397>>14209409
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209404>>14209422
>>14209391
Okay, so you bitched at us for pussying out of risks and then the risk pussyed out on us.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209409>>14209415 >>14209417 >>14209420 >>14209421
>>14209397
I'll be working my way from the top down, so you just need to let me know which icon.
Anyway, our "friend" from Jamaica invites us over to her place for dinner. We go, and now we're eating turtle soup. Is this an issue?
I hope not, I've always wanted to eat turtle, I've heard it's quite tasty. Regardless, this is Vivian, not me.
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209410>>14209422
horrified eat all. show no fear
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209415>>14209422
>>14209409
>>14209409
HORRIFIED
WE NEED TO EAT ALL THE SOUP
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209420
>>14209409
Horrified and stop eating, I have clearly been abducted.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209421
>>14209409
EAT ALL THE SOUP
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209422>>14209425 >>14209430
>>14209404
LIFE, HUH?
>>14209410
>>14209415
>>14209417
It's just some turtle, but alright, we scarf it down despite our hesitations. Then we get offered more for eating it all. What a nice mother!
What's the plan now?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209425>>14209428 >>14209429
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209428
>>14209425
wait fuck, I just remembered brain is just trivia
IGNORE
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209429>>14209434 >>14209438 >>14209451
>>14209425
Feel like skipping class, anon?
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209430>>14209449
>>14209422
what's the green one, target shooting?
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209434>>14209449
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209437
uninterested go to class. we need brains
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209438
>>14209429
Unless they are skipping to suck dick, I'm not interested.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209449>>14209452 >>14209457
>>14209430
Physical. It's for things that happen to your body and shit. I think the last one got us our period.
>>14209434
VIVIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Oh well, we get away with it. We're a good kid, so people are naturally inclined to look the other way. Still, are you trying to fuck Viv up?
▶ 3606f4 (5) No.14209451
>>14209429
The educational system is Jewish brainwashing anyways, skip
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209452>>14209458
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209453>>14209458
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209457
>>14209449
green maybe we'll fap this time
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209458>>14209460 >>14209461 >>14209462 >>14209466 >>14209482
>>14209452
>>14209453
WARNING - THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SUBJECT MATTER OF A SEXUAL NATURE. Do you wish to continue?
▶ 3606f4 (5) No.14209460>>14209470
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209461>>14209470
>>14209458
Do you have to ask?
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14209466>>14209470
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209470>>14209473 >>14209478 >>14209479
>>14209460
>>14209461
>>14209462
>>14209466
I hope your dicks aren't out, because we're just going to the pussy doctor to have our vaginas looked at.
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14209473>>14209484
>>14209470
fuck. comfortable go to exam.
▶ 3606f4 (5) No.14209478
>>14209470
Well I mean
There’s a slight possibility of this leading to sex
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209479
>>14209470
Gotta make sure our vag is healthy and ready to make beautiful white babies.
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209482
>>14209458
what the fug the doctor's gonna be a jew don't go
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209484>>14209489 >>14209490 >>14209494 >>14209495 >>14209497 >>14209502
>>14209473
Oh, wait.
The pussy doctor is a man. Probably a jew, too. I can just imagine his hook nose hanging over us while he pokes and prods our young, nubile genitals…
Is this an issue?
▶ 3606f4 (5) No.14209489>>14209505
▶ 264fc1 (5) No.14209490>>14209532
>>14209484
OP, where can I get more games like this one? I know some of them are quite big.
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209493>>14209505
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14209494>>14209505
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14209495
>>14209484
puss out fuck this shit
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209502>>14209505
>>14209484
Mom trusts him and I exist, so he can't be sterilizing white women now… can he?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209505>>14209521 >>14209524 >>14209525 >>14209529
>>14209489
>>14209493
>>14209494
>>14209502
He tells us about vaginas, shows us the right way to squeeze our titty, and then asks us if we want any birth control.
Man, what a kike! We're not sexually active anyway… right?
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209511>>14209532
▶ 3606f4 (5) No.14209521>>14209532
>>14209505
Get more info. Having children is for losers and morons.
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209524
>>14209505
but did he inspect the vag
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209525
>>14209505
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
No to birth control. Genocide the jew, I was wrong to trust him!
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14209529
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209532>>14209542 >>14209544 >>14209546 >>14209559
>>14209490
Hell if I know. Do you mean life simulator games or something? What other ones are you aware of?
>>14209511
>>14209521
Well, it is 1986, so it's not like we're gonna find out about sex through the internet like everyone here probably did. The doctor tells us about condoms and pulling out and lunar cycles and whatnot. It's all quite informative.
Also, at a family gathering, someone calls us a cheap hussy because of our makeup! Mom sticks up for us, though. I guess she's gotten over all the shit we gave her when we were a baby.
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209538>>14209550
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209542>>14209550 >>14209567
>>14209532
Question, don't we currently have our hair directly up?
▶ 264fc1 (5) No.14209544>>14209642
>>14209532
These text choices games. I know there is a bunch of them.
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209546
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209550>>14209558 >>14209563
>>14209538
You're going to make us do a billion Socials in a row again, aren't you?
Oh well, heart it is.
It looks like one of our friends is, uh… anorexic? Bulimic? I don't know the difference. Either way, what does Vivian do about it?
>>14209542
I don't know? Is there a meaning to this I'm not picking up?
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209554>>14209562 >>14209567
angry do nothing. we don't associate with weaklings.
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14209558>>14209567
>>14209550
angry and do nothing
▶ d12fb0 (5) No.14209559
>>14209532
>some aunt or some shit calls you a hussy
[GLASS HER]
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209562
>>14209554
this, let her turn into a skeleton and die
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209563
>>14209550
Angrily force her to eat. Dumb bitch.
Also, I'm just thinking it's justified to be criticized for our appearance since we seem to have our hair straight up.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209567>>14209570 >>14209571 >>14209575 >>14209581
>>14209542
Oh wait shit, duh, we did that last thread. Probably not anymore, it's been a while since that.
>>14209554
>>14209558
You sit around feeling bad about her wondering how things could have gone so wrong, and as a result you don't actually do anything and the problem continues.
Gee, that sounds familiar!
Anyway, what's the plan now?
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209570>>14209582
>>14209567
black man piling up shit
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14209571
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209572>>14209582
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14209575>>14209582
▶ af63ba (5) No.14209581
>>14209567
Work. At this point I think it's the easiest way to get into a fight.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209582>>14209588 >>14209595
>>14209570
>>14209572
>>14209575
We find one of those "free art scholarship" things if we can draw a certain character well enough. Is this a thing that happens anymore, or was it just back in the 80's? I don't know how art scholarships work.
▶ d12fb0 (5) No.14209588>>14209606 >>14209616
>>14209582
>art scholarship
Don't do this.
t.someone who finished graphic design
▶ ba710a (13) No.14209590
Our little psychopath would never throw matches out so I guess we're drawing
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14209595
>>14209582
free stuff? excellent
draw
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209606
>>14209588
Art's gay anyway. Who would go to school for that? We toss it in the trash.
Wow, I guess we're done with adolescence. We had a fair amount of stuff left, maybe we spent too much time on boyfriends and shit. What a shame.
According to the summary, once again, we're doing rather well for ourselves. It looks like Vivian is a well-off middle-class white girl, how generic.
▶ f684ba (7) No.14209616
>>14209588
I’m gonna go with Mr. Hitler Dubs over here. An art scholarship sounds like one of the absolute worst things you can have on your resume. Unless you were a graphic designer, and Vivian would absolutely not be a graphic designer.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209620
Really, our biggest problem is that we're too damn serious all the time. While we're being all intelligent and upstanding, we're not actually that happy as a result of it and could probably afford to cut loose a little more.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209630>>14209637 >>14209643 >>14209646
Oh, right, and the aggressiveness. That too.
That brings us to the end of our adolescence and the beginning of Vivian's life as a young woman. Perhaps now that that's over with, we can get into some real trouble.
Y'know, after we wait a bit because this game is freemium.
▶ f684ba (7) No.14209637
>>14209630
>in a few minutes
Seriously? If they want to choke money out of you they should make you wait a week or something.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209642>>14209654
>>14209544
Choice of Games is what you are looking for but they're sjws
▶ af63ba (5) No.14209643>>14209651
>>14209630
There better be an option to become a killer for hire.
▶ e375c3 (2) No.14209646
>>14209630
>everything you did so far was part of the fake world
The ultimate twist. Bravo, Favaro
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209651>>14209658
>>14209643
I'm fairly confident that we can actually murder people in our adulthood. I distinctly remember getting into fights with some asshole before he got killed in a bar or something.
▶ 264fc1 (5) No.14209654>>14209655
>>14209642
Are all games filled with SJW rhetorics?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209655
>>14209654
Assuming the ones he's talking about are made by academics, as this game was, then yeah, probably.
▶ d12fb0 (5) No.14209658>>14209739
>>14209651
Alright anon, I'm probably gonna go to bed now, but, if a [Glass him/her] option shows up somewhere in the game, you absolutely have to take it.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209739
>>14209658
don't worry anon, we will glass Mark next time we see
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209751>>14209758
The time has come. This is it - the prime of Vivian's life.
Young Adulthood.
The astute will notice some new icons. Now that we're a grown woman, we can buy useless shit, get married, and have babies! No more risky behavior for us, just regular plain old life risks are ahead of us!
Here's our stats. Vivian looks like she's doing good! Too good.
I assume she's about 18 at this point. How will we pass the time?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209758>>14209761
>>14209751
We must get our hooks into some beta so we can be a NEET for life
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209761>>14209768
>>14209758
Where would you like to meet this poor bastard?
▶ f684ba (7) No.14209768>>14209773
>>14209761
At school, I guess.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209773>>14209775 >>14209778
>>14209768
I guess we go to college or university or something? That's the only way I can explain all these weird fucking names. Which sounds the most ripe for exploitation?
▶ d12fb0 (5) No.14209775>>14209783
>>14209773
You gotta go for Rock, or Kip.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209778
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209783>>14209789 >>14209799 >>14209802
>>14209775
Rock is ugly and will probably cheat on us. What do you think?
▶ 422314 (2) No.14209789>>14209800
▶ cbb528 (5) No.14209799
>>14209783
Fuck no, not another kike.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209800>>14209810
>>14209789
Actually, he is too alpha. He doesn't call us.
Keep in mind that these activities take up time we could be using elsewhere. There are only a certain number of "turns" we have per life stage.
▶ d12fb0 (5) No.14209802
>>14209783
>rock was a chad
How did I not see this coming?
seriously, last post, going to sleep now, I sware on me mum m8s
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209810>>14209823
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209823>>14209829 >>14209830 >>14209834
Wait, why can't we call him?
Oh well, I guess women can't make the first move.
>>14209810
We're driving along with a friend of ours when he runs over a dog. He doesn't seem to give a shit. Do we?
▶ cf7d83 (2) No.14209829>>14209833
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209830>>14209833
>>14209823
Last time we cared for a dog he shit on our Dad's pillow. NEUTRAL, NOTHING HAPPENED
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209833>>14209840
>>14209830
>>14209829
Mutts die every day, it's no big deal.
▶ f684ba (7) No.14209834
>>14209823
Angry and ask him to stop the car. Vivian is a friend to all dogs, as evidenced by her past exploits in this game.
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14209840>>14209847
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209847
>>14209840
Uh, what the fuck? A literal random encounter happens to us. Vivian realizes she is living in a video games.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209849>>14209851
Uh… what do we do with this box? I got the "sexual" warning when I started this too, but I skipped it because I knew you guys would say yes.
▶ cf7d83 (2) No.14209851>>14209855
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209855>>14209858
>>14209851
I think we might about to get trafficked, you guys…
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209858>>14209862
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209862>>14209885
>>14209858
Like we often do, we completely pussy out at the first sign of risk.
What next?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209885>>14209892
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209892>>14209896
>>14209885
Like, get a job, or the yellow vocational icon?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209896>>14209901
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209901>>14209911
>>14209896
TOO FUCKING BAD
▶ af63ba (5) No.14209911>>14209916
>>14209901
Go to work icon, pick whichever will get us into the ring.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209916>>14209929
>>14209911
Why do that when we can take out a (((loan)))?
▶ f684ba (7) No.14209929>>14209943
>>14209916
Part-time job’s our best option. Loans never work out, ever.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209943>>14209951
>>14209929
A reasonable proposition, but how reasonable are you feeling right now?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209951>>14209959
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209959>>14209972
>>14209951
Sorry! We're too inexperienced to train for a real job. Want to go back and apply for something else, or forge onward?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209972>>14209976
>>14209959
Viv's delivery service it is.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14209976>>14209996
>>14209972
I got the same goddamn message, so I think we should wait a little while before trying to get a job.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14209996>>14210010
>>14209886
It's free online but you have to wait between chapters
>>14209976
Heart
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210007
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210010>>14210013
>>14209996
Hey, Vivian's depressed again! We already got something like this as a teenager, but you know how hard it can be to shake that off. How shall we react to this onset of feels?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210013>>14210022
>>14210010
Depressed do nothing
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210022>>14210028
>>14210013
Depression goes away on its own sometimes if you can deal with it? I haven't heard that information passing around in the medical circles. Interesting. Oh well, we deal with it. Vivian's tough.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210028>>14210036
>>14210022
Viv is sad because she is not angry. Social, talk to normalfags and make her angry again.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210036>>14210047
>>14210028
How about being asked to donate to charity instead?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210047>>14210055
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210055>>14210060 >>14210065
>>14210047
BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN, ANON!
Oh well, it's time for a stat check anyway. Lookin' kinda… broke, Viv.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210060>>14210064
>>14210055
But when we tried to get a job we got fucked. What do?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210062>>14210064
Get beta BF to bail us out?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210064>>14210068
>>14210060
>>14210062
Well, I tried and I still can't get any jobs, so maybe we should become a student?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210065
>>14210055
We should get knocked up so some poor faggot has to support until he kills himself
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210068>>14210072
>>14210064
School is for fags drop out
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210072>>14210086
>>14210068
We can't exactly drop out if we aren't enrolled, anon.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210079>>14210093
Social!
What happened to our Aunt's trustfund anyway?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210086>>14210093
>>14210072
Oh so before we were just cruising around random campuses looking for dick?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210093>>14210103 >>14210108
>>14210079
That was only $500, we already blew through it.
Anyway, Vivian sees a crazy, blue homeless person out in the streets. If she's blue, she's probably really fucking sick or an Andorian
What should we do?
>>14210086
I guess so. Maybe we hung around an elementary school or something.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210103>>14210107
>>14210093
Some druggie, concerned ignore.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210107>>14210115
>>14210103
If you were really concerned, would you ignore her?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210108>>14210119
>>14210093
Ignore, unconcerned
FILTHY, DUMB ANDORIAN SCUM
>I guess so. Maybe we hung around an elementary school or something.
>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
▶ 323721 (2) No.14210115>>14210119
>>14210107
concerned about our own safety, of course
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210119>>14210124 >>14210127
>>14210108
>>14210115
You walk away.
More importantly, someone we know is talking shit about us to our friends! It's no big deal though. We know that anyone who would anonymously spread rumors about someone else is a loser with nothing better to do.
What's next?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210124>>14210126 >>14210129
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210126
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210127
>>14210119
Go on shota patrol
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210129>>14210131 >>14210137 >>14210138 >>14210142
>>14210124
Jeez, the game's kicking things up.
Vivian's walking at night when she sees a teenager mugging an old man. What does she do?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210131>>14210139
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210137
>>14210129
ANGRY HELP/ATTACK
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210138
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210139>>14210150 >>14210152 >>14210158
>>14210131
That's uh… not really an option, but we move in to help!
▶ 323721 (2) No.14210142
>>14210129
HELP THE OLD MAN
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210147
Run up and yell "FIRE", like, what the fuck?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210150>>14210161
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210151
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210152>>14210161
>>14210139
hello bolice :DDDDDD
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14210158
>>14210139
yo you panties are on fire sir
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210161>>14210165
>>14210150
>>14210152
He pussies out as soon as we walk up to them. That ended pretty well.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210163>>14210167
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210165
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210167>>14210169 >>14210170 >>14210171 >>14210177
>>14210163
Where is the best place to find a young bf?
▶ f684ba (7) No.14210169>>14210173
>>14210167
At a school again.
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210170
>>14210167
Neither school nor work.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210171
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210173>>14210178 >>14210179
>>14210169
Alright, we're back at school with the same list of guys as before. Which one of them sounds like a shota?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210177
>>14210167
We want someone who has a fucking job, not some loser studying liberal arts
▶ f684ba (7) No.14210178>>14210187
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14210179>>14210187
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210187>>14210193
>>14210178
>>14210179
Bobby is an insecure, brash, aggressive young man who seems to spend a lot of time at the library. We hang out around him and notice him reading Nintendo Power, then we pounce.
The shota is ours.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210188>>14210197
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210193
>>14210187
>hey bobby come here, we're gonna fuck
>okay
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210197>>14210205
>>14210188
Your father has lost his job lately and it's making him depressed. He doesn't understand video games, so he just mopes around the house all day.
Will we say anything?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210205>>14210206
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210206>>14210209 >>14210212 >>14210213
>>14210205
What do you want to say to him?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210209>>14210214
>>14210206
We love our daddy
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210212
>>14210206
He needs a job or our family is fucked
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210213>>14210214
>>14210206
You're a loser daddy, but I still love you
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210214
>>14210209
>>14210213
He cries.
What an emotional faggot.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210219>>14210222
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210222>>14210227 >>14210229 >>14210232
>>14210219
We meet some "apolitical" artists at a party. What do we think of them?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210227>>14210238
>>14210222
BORED, CRITICIZE
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210229>>14210238
>>14210222
We hate fenceshitters, probably communists
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14210232>>14210238
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210240>>14210250
Time to marry Bobby I think
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210241
>>14210238
Fenceshitters aren't human, they don't deserve manners
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210250>>14210255 >>14210257
>>14210240
>>14210243
Sorry, we have to be going steady with Bobby before we can marry him. I guess we're casually dating him?
▶ 237f2e (1) No.14210255
>>14210250
You're calling viv a casual?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210257>>14210264
>>14210250
Go steady and marry him
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210264>>14210267
>>14210257
Bobby's not into us that much. Maybe we need to go on dates with him more.
Regardless, some minor bullshit happens to us. Whoopee.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210266>>14210275
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210267>>14210275
>>14210264
Then lets go on a date with Bobby and force him to go steady
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210275>>14210280 >>14210282
>>14210266
>>14210267
Well, I guess we're going on a date instead.
Or… not. Okay. Bobby seems to be going out to lunch with a girl at work an awful lot. How do we feel about it?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210280>>14210287
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210281
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210282>>14210287
>>14210275
Murder the slut
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210287>>14210295 >>14210299
>>14210280
>>14210282
Good job, you're acting like the bossy girlfriend who gets pissy at a guy's female friends. Oh well, it's just a minor freakout, we're still dating.
What's next?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210293>>14210310
Go on a date. How are our stats ?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210295>>14210310
>>14210287
Continue our attempts at tricking bobby into becoming our good little beta provider
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210299
>>14210287
After Mark, we need to be bossy
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210310>>14210315 >>14210316 >>14210318
>>14210295
>>14210293
We're fucking broke. Sorry.
While we're hanging out with Bobby, he mentions that he's wondered what it's like to be married. Does Vivian get all flustered?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210316>>14210321
>>14210310
WE'VE GOT HIM NOW BOYS
TALK ABOUT IT
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210318>>14210321
>>14210310
We gotta talk about it
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210321>>14210323
>>14210315
>>14210316
>>14210318
The game is just fucking taunting us at this point, jesus christ.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210323>>14210324
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210324>>14210327
>>14210323
No, we still have to be going steady.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210327>>14210338
>>14210324
Then lets go steady
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210338>>14210344 >>14210345 >>14210346
>>14210327
I guess he really was "just thinking" about it.
What now? We're really broke, guys, and we haven't gone that far down the map.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210344>>14210352
>>14210338
Goddangit bobby. Guess we need to find a job stocking shelves or something until we reel this faggot in.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210345
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210346>>14210352
>>14210338
Can we get a job?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210352>>14210358 >>14210359 >>14210360
>>14210346
>>14210344
You just want to try the delivery service?
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210358>>14210363
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210359>>14210363
>>14210352
Sure, let's go with that.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210360>>14210363
>>14210352
Fuck it let's go
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210363>>14210365 >>14210370 >>14210372 >>14210374 >>14210378
>>14210358
>>14210359
>>14210360
NOPE, SORRY, NO CAN DO, NEED MORE EXPERIENCE
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210365>>14210374
>>14210363
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210370>>14210381
>>14210363
Fine, dumb labor. We'll work that chub off.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210372
>>14210363
Might as well become a whore at this point
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210374
>>14210363
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>14210365
>same file name
mah nigga
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210378>>14210383 >>14210387
>>14210363
How the fuck do you get experience if you can't get a job?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210381>>14210384 >>14210387
>>14210370
WE HAVE THE EXPERIENCE
BUT THERE ARE NO JOBS
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14210383
>>14210378
you know, I've been asking this myself and other people for a while
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210384>>14210389
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210387
>>14210378
It's just like real life
>>14210381
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210389>>14210391 >>14210395
>>14210384
Some retard from high school calls us with a hare-brained scheme and asks for a loan. I say he's a retard because we have like, $15 to our name right now.
But what do we do?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210391>>14210396
▶ 7df1a2 (9) No.14210395
>>14210389
anger refuse to give him the money
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210396>>14210397 >>14210398 >>14210399 >>14210400
>>14210391
He's going to raise and sell chinchillas… from his basement.
Will we give him the money we don't have?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210397>>14210405
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210398
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210399>>14210405
>>14210396
Loan him our 15$ at 500% interest.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210400
>>14210396
>he has a book
Well shit, what could possibly go wrong then? fuck off
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210405>>14210411 >>14210413 >>14210415 >>14210416 >>14210422 >>14210424
>>14210399
>>14210397
I don't know how we get $500, but we give it to him, and somehow he actually makes the money back PLUS extra!
On the downside, Dad never found a job. He started drinking heavily after that and then had an accident while he was drunk driving. He died in the hospital shortly afterwards.
RIP Dad.
Anyway, what now?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210407
>>14210401
I'm sure she's good at OutRun, does that count?
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210411>>14210418
>>14210405
Try for job again?
▶ 1c8393 (1) No.14210413
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210415
>>14210405
Oh fuck now we really need bobby's betabux
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210416>>14210419 >>14210424
>>14210405
>No job and little money
>Dad just died
>Bobby doesn't want to go steady
This is getting depressing fast
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210418>>14210428 >>14210433
>>14210411
NO JOBS
Let's take a look at our stats in the meantime. You're looking kinda sad, Vivian.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210419
>>14210416
At least we still have our chinchillas
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210422
>loan money you don't have
>make a profit
>>14210405
Let's go full kike
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210424
>>14210405
F
Time for Bobby to man up
>>14210416
I just wanted to play an autism simulator
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210425
>>14210420
Bobby is our shota boyfriend, read the thread.
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210428>>14210437
>>14210418
Might as well go on a date or something.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210432
>>14210420
Bobby's going to be our new provider since the cake kike cucked us at prom
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14210433>>14210436 >>14210445
>>14210418
>Gentleness 21
>Happiness 24
So when do the murders start
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210436
>>14210433
Right when Bobby cheats on us
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210437>>14210441 >>14210442 >>14210443
>>14210428
Bobby has a dog. I think it… bites us a lot? This is some really odd writing. Anyway, how much of a bitch are we going to be to him about his dog?
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210441>>14210445
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210442
>>14210437
Fucking asshole dogs in this game
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210443
>>14210437
Play it cool, we can't jeopardize this relationship
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210445>>14210456
>>14210433
Never, if we keep wasting turns going on dates and job hunting.
>>14210441
What? You're not going to poison the dog? Jeez, fine. Because you say nothing, the dog keeps biting you or whatever.
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14210456>>14210462
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210458
>>14210447
The boy ain't right, but he's our only hope
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210462>>14210465 >>14210467 >>14210471 >>14210472
>>14210456
Hey Vivian, wanna go to a strip club with male dancers?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210465>>14210469
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14210467
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210469>>14210474 >>14210476 >>14210477
>>14210465
We don't like having fun, so we tell them we're not interested.
▶ 62f38d (18) No.14210471
>>14210462
>the apeman
how about no
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210472
>>14210462
Why we would we want to watch sweaty guys dance when we could be playing vidya?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210474>>14210482
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210476>>14210482
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210477
>>14210469
Your frustration is delicious.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210482>>14210485 >>14210489 >>14210490 >>14210508
>>14210474
>>14210476
Bobby eats like a fucking pig. Will we tell him to get his shit in order, or be a good girlfriend and stay quiet?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210485>>14210492
>>14210482
We just want his betabux, leave him alone
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210489
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210490
>>14210482
Be gentle and tell him he's a disgusting motherfucker.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210492>>14210496 >>14210497
>>14210485
Yeah, we're crazy about Bobby, sure…
Anyway, what now?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210496>>14210503
>>14210492
Bobby must love us by now go steady
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210497>>14210503
>>14210492
GO STEADY OR DATE IF YOU CANNOT
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210503>>14210508 >>14210510 >>14210512 >>14210514 >>14210516 >>14210522
>>14210496
>>14210497
Sorry, Bobby doesn't want to go steady.
BUT HE DOES WANT TO FUCK
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210508>>14210519
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210510>>14210519
>>14210503
This nigger better go get a condom.
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14210514
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14210516
>>14210503
>no option to shotgun wed him
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210519>>14210523 >>14210532 >>14210533
>>14210504
Was your grandfather a jew or muslim, by any chance?
>>14210508
>>14210510
WOW
We fucking went to sleep while he went to get condoms! What the FUCK is this bullshit!?
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, MARK SENDS US A LETTER SAYING HE'S THINKING ABOUT US
PISS OFF, KIKE
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210520
>>14210511
We wanted to marry this fucker, so eventually she would be fucking him anyway.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210522
>>14210503
Just tell him to pull out but then hold him in
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210523
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210528>>14210538
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210529
>A note arrives in the mail from an ex-boyfriend
We're coming for you cake man
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210532
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210533
>>14210519
>Mark is thinking about her
That was enough to make my skin crawl
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210538>>14210539 >>14210540 >>14210541 >>14210542
>>14210528
Does Vivian feel… baby fever?
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210539>>14210544
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210540>>14210544
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210541>>14210544
>>14210538
BABY FEVER
Happy, thinking about becoming an ara ara
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210542>>14210544
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210544>>14210547
>>14210540
>>14210539
>>14210541
>>14210542
>/v/ wants to get knocked up
Why am I not surprised?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210547>>14210554
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210554>>14210555 >>14210558 >>14210559
>>14210546
We need a job to do the job icon, anon.
>>14210547
A friend of ours calls us up. Her life is in fucking shambles. Do we feel like helping her out?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210555>>14210564
>>14210554
Sympathetic, talk to her
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210558>>14210564
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210559>>14210564
>>14210554
Fuck it's not like we're doing much better
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210561
don't give that bitch any money though
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210564>>14210566 >>14210573 >>14210577
>>14210555
>>14210558
>>14210559
Uh oh, it sounds like she got
BLACKED
What will her family think? What do we think?
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210566>>14210571
>>14210564
Have the fucking baby.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210571>>14210576
>>14210566
There are two options that say that, anon.
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210573>>14210580
>>14210564
Give the kid up for adoption.
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210576
>>14210571
Oh well keep it and have it.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210577
>>14210564
>Single mom
ABORT
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210580>>14210582 >>14210588 >>14210591 >>14210597
>>14210573
What is this bullshit, game? She asked us for help and we gave her advice and we're controlling for it? Alright, whatever.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210582>>14210587
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210587>>14210592 >>14210594
>>14210582
>>14210583
I cannot parse this command.
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210588>>14210603
>>14210580
Maybe a job will work now?
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210591>>14210603
>>14210580
Try and go steady again.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210592>>14210603
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210594>>14210603
>>14210587
Hurry up and get bobby into bed, our clock is ticking and viv wants white babies
▶ e6d6fc (3) No.14210597
>>14210580
The writer is a salty guy.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210603>>14210617 >>14210626
>>14210588
No jobs, sorry.
>>14210591
>>14210592
>>14210594
Sorry, Bobby just isn't ready for that kind of commitment.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210617
>>14210603
Date Bobby
>>14210612
No more of that stupid shit with no payoff
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210618>>14210622 >>14210624 >>14210626 >>14210630
>>14210612
We can't do those anymore, we're not a teenager anymore.
>>14210613
What a coincidence, we happen to find someone just like that at a party! Man, Vivian gets invited to a lot of parties.
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210622>>14210629
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210624>>14210629
>>14210618
Flirt walk over
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210626
>>14210603
Did women quotas not exist in the 80s or something?
>>14210618
IGNORE
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210629>>14210632 >>14210635
>>14210622
>>14210624
We come over, and then his date just fucking leaves. Wow. Alright.
What do we say to him?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210630>>14210638
>>14210618
Have his baby and then we'll make bobby raise it
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210632
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210635>>14210638
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210638>>14210640 >>14210641 >>14210645
>>14210630
>>14210635
Wow, Vivian, that's just gross. As it turns out, he used to have a crush on us, too. What a coincidence! I guess we better leave now…
▶ d3dd25 (15) No.14210640>>14210651
>>14210638
Slip the number.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210641>>14210651
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210645>>14210651
>>14210638
You had your chance Bobby
SLIP THE NUMBER
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210651>>14210655 >>14210658
>>14210640
>>14210641
>>14210645
He gets our number… and that's that?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210655
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210658
>>14210651
Now we wait and look for work
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210660>>14210664
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE INDECISIVE BOBBY
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210663>>14210665
>>14210652
Well, I interpreted that as "look for a full time job", and I wound up here with no way to back out of it.
Any of these look appealing?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210664
>>14210660
WE TRIED 3 FUCKING TIMES, BUT I GUESS WE AREN'T GOOD ENOUGHN FOR HIM
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210665
>>14210663
Oh wait, factory worker's right there. D'oh.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210666
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210678>>14210683 >>14210684 >>14210686 >>14210689
Oh, wait, sorry, still no jobs.
OH WELL
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210683>>14210693
>>14210678
Go steady one last time.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210684>>14210693
>>14210678
Social, we will never get a job
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210686
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210689
>>14210678
Date Bobby women can't have jobs
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210693>>14210697 >>14210698 >>14210702
>>14210683
Nope, no dice.
>>14210684
Well, that's a shame, because we're paying for a nice dinner. How much do we tip?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210697>>14210703
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210698
>>14210693
Separate checks
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210702
>>14210693
American dining (paying) culture is weird
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210703>>14210720
>>14210697
No one else offers to pay.
▶ 22d5ff (1) No.14210720
>>14210703
keep the shekels
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210726>>14210730 >>14210749
>>14210715
>>14210711
We wind up paying for our own meal. Nice dodge.
But woah, shit, we're done already?!
Alright, let's see how we did…
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210730
>>14210726
We need to be making babies. No way in hell do i want to be a barren old woman
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210734>>14210737 >>14210749
Like before, we're healthy, smart, and socially adjusted. The problem is that we're broke, alone, and depressed. Sound familiar?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210737
>>14210734
Go steady with Bobby or get a new boy toy
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210740
We're also kind of an angry, jumpy bitch.
Here, the game openly taunts us and tells us to look for another job, as if we hadn't wasted enough time trying already. But this is the end of our young adulthood. It could've gone better.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210747
Well, getting out of school really fucked Vivian up, didn't it? The real world's rough, but we still have time to get our shit together and adjust our life's course.
However, that'll have to wait, because I need to go and shower now. I'm really surprised at how quickly that stage passed by, I thought we still had turns left.
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210749
>>14210726
Our eggs are drying up, we gotta get hitched quick before we become a bitter feminist.
>>14210734
>Sound familiar?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210755
>>14210751
I dunno, we'll have to find out after this short commercial break.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210767
>>14210756
>Always complain that misogyny is everywhere
>But this game inaccurately show misogyny as being everywhere
Wot?
▶ cfd336 (46) No.14210783
>>14210756
0w0 what's this
▶ ac9798 (2) No.14210842
>>14210756
>heteronormative
<this game is bad because there aren't any fags
I remember when these kinds of people didn't even care about video games. I miss those times.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210881>>14210892 >>14210893 >>14210894
Alright, the springtime of our youth has wilted and the summer of our lives has begun. Here's the stats you asked for. All of the icons are the same as they were during young adulthood, so you should know how this works by now.
Try not to fuck things up unless you fuck it up a lot.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210892>>14210896
>>14210881
Go out with bobby
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210893>>14210896
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210894>>14210896
>>14210881
Go steady or look for work
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210896>>14210899 >>14210903 >>14210905
>>14210892
>>14210893
>>14210894
Hmm, it looks like Bobby's been having lunch with some blonde little number.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210899
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210903
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210905
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210906>>14210910
>>14210898
We're challenged to a contest of physicality! Will we accept it?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210910>>14210915
>>14210906
Competitive accept, does he take us for a fucking casual?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210915>>14210922
>>14210907
>>14210910
He beats our asses and makes us look like a casual bitch. Should've gone outside more.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210922>>14210928
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210928>>14210935 >>14210936
>>14210921
>>14210922
Our friends really think that our Doritos Stew is delicious. Maybe we could jazz it up a little with something?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210935>>14210942
>>14210928
Get creative, make mtn dew dipping sauce
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210936>>14210942
>>14210928
Creative fiddling
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210942>>14210947 >>14210948
>>14210936
>>14210935
But what kind of fiddling?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210947>>14210951
>>14210942
Shitload of cheese
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210948
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210951>>14210956 >>14210959 >>14210963
>>14210947
IT'S DELICIOUS!
One of our friends tells us that we should sell the recipe to McDonalds to make some big bucks! What do you think?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210956>>14210968
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210959>>14210962
>>14210951
Fuck those kikes it's ours
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14210962>>14210970
>>14210959
We are too strapped for cash man
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210968>>14210976
>>14210956
>>14210963
HOLY SHIT THEY BOUGHT IT FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS!
I better check our stats to make sure we get to keep it…
>thoughtless spending: 70815
vivian wtf r you doin
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210970>>14210974
>>14210962
Bobby will come through for us, we just have to wait
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14210974
>>14210970
Bobby's a deadbeat, find someone new.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210975>>14210979 >>14210980 >>14210985
I'm going to use this opportunity to take a quick detour to the Shopping section. That cool with you guys?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210976
>>14210968
>instantly flushes it down the toilet buying vidya
That's our viv
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14210979>>14210989
>>14210975
Yes! Spend before Vivian blows it all on random gaming shit.
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210980>>14210989
>>14210975
Sure, buy some stuff.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210985
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210989>>14210992 >>14210994
>>14210980
>>14210979
What would you like to buy from this fabulous white man?
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14210992>>14210996
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14210994
>>14210989
Car so we can fuck off outta here
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14210996>>14210999 >>14211000 >>14211005
>>14210992
>these fucking prices
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14210997>>14211005
Toys and a house with a basement
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14210999>>14211012
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211000
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14211005
>>14210996
Luxurious Prestige Car
>>14210997
It's annoying how "house" wasn't an option.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211012>>14211013 >>14211014 >>14211015
>>14210999
>>14211002
Sensible, but how are we paying for it?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211013>>14211020
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14211014>>14211020
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211015>>14211020
>>14211012
Cold hard cash, of course.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211020>>14211022
>>14211014
>>14211013
>>14211015
>>14211016
Congrats, you're the proud owner of a used car. Need anything else?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211022>>14211027
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211025>>14211030
Try to marry Bobby and if he won't dumb him
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14211030
>>14211025
Tried about six times, Bobby isn't interested.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211032
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211033>>14211038
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211034>>14211038
>>14211027
Toys, need vidya
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211038>>14211043 >>14211048
>>14211034
>>14211033
Sorry, you can't buy toys unless you have children! Why else would you be buying toys, anyway?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211043>>14211050
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211045
GET STEADY WE ARE RICH NOW
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211048
>>14211038
Fucking cunt how are we supposed to entertain ourselves?
Let's give bobby one more chance then cut him off if he fucks up again
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211050>>14211054
>>14211043
We come to our senses and realize that Bobby isn't ready for commitment, so we dump him.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211054>>14211056
>>14211050
Let's go find a chad
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211056>>14211058 >>14211059
>>14211054
Where shall we find this Chad?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211058>>14211066
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211059>>14211066
>>14211056
Other, where chads lurk
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211066>>14211069 >>14211071 >>14211072 >>14211074 >>14211084 >>14211087
>>14211058
I think you misunderstand.
>>14211059
I don't see any Chads here, but does anyone else strike your fancy?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211069>>14211085
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211071
▶ cbb528 (5) No.14211072
>>14211066
Jimmy boy sounds reasonable. He can help dispose of the bodies later.
▶ 493cde (1) No.14211074
▶ e6d6fc (3) No.14211084
>>14211066
Date Josh and upgrade your relationship to the Next level.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211085>>14211090
>>14211069
Andrew's not much of a catch, if you ask me, but he doesn't say no, so we start dating.
What now?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211087
>>14211066
Louis, we'll be able to fuck whoever we want while he watches
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211090>>14211094
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211094
>>14211090
Part or full time?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211100>>14211115
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211113
delivery with our new car
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211115>>14211126
>>14211100
Make your pick.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211126>>14211128 >>14211141
>>14211115
Ain't no car delivery jobs.
We're going through this money rather quickly, aren't we?
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14211128>>14211132
>>14211126
Social. Who forgot to tell Vivian about piracy?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211132>>14211137 >>14211138 >>14211141
>>14211128
I imagine piracy was a little harder in the 80's than it is today.
Oh look, political activism. Is Vivian going to get involved with her local community?
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14211137>>14211142
>>14211132
Not interested/Stay Home and Play VideogamesDo Something Important
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211138>>14211142
>>14211132
If it doesn't interfere with vidya then who cares?
▶ cbb528 (5) No.14211141
>>14211126
>have all the qualifications for factory work
>none of the qualifications to delivery pizzas
I wonder if Vivian even knows how to drive.
>>14211132
We don't have kids to fuck around in the yard, so it doesnt really matter does it?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211142>>14211153
>>14211137
>>14211138
We don't go outside often enough for the trash to be a problem. It's whatever.
Naturally, this comes back to bite us in the ass later.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211148>>14211153 >>14211156
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14211153>>14211159
>>14211142
Dating, in an attempt to get >>14211148
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211156>>14211163
>>14211148
You have to be going steady/married for that, anon.
All you guys want to do is get a job and pump out kids. Don't you have any imagination?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211159>>14211162 >>14211164
>>14211153
We go out on a date and our boyfriend never shows up.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211162>>14211177
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211163
>>14211156
We're a woman, what do you expect?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211164
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211177>>14211185
>>14211162
Despite standing us up, he accepts! Oh god, finally, we have a REAL boyfriend!
What ever are we to do now?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211184>>14211189
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211185
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211189>>14211195 >>14211196 >>14211198
>>14211184
>it's a "feminist talks shit about our boyfriend" episode
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211195>>14211199
>>14211189
Angry piece of mind fucking femishit
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211196
>>14211189
Calm, talk with the friend.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211198
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211199>>14211203 >>14211204 >>14211208
>>14211195
Tell me how you really feel, anon.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211203>>14211207
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211204
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211207>>14211210 >>14211211
>>14211203
>Don't you realize he has you on a leash?
▶ ae13b4 (21) No.14211208
>>14211199
I am the angriest women who ever lived.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211210>>14211216
>>14211207
Throw her out a window
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211211>>14211216
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211216>>14211219 >>14211221
>>14211210
>>14211211
She said all of that while Andrew was right there? What a bitch!
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211219>>14211223
>>14211216
Marry this fucking stud
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211221>>14211223
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211223>>14211228 >>14211229
>>14211219
>>14211221
Are you serious, anon?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211228>>14211234
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211229>>14211234
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211234>>14211236 >>14211238
>>14211228
>>14211229
How much are we going to make him shell out for a ring?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211236>>14211242
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211238
>>14211234
Well we still have our hymen
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211242>>14211245 >>14211247 >>14211249
>>14211236
Yeah, that'll work… do we want to talk to his family about the engagement?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211245>>14211254
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211247>>14211254
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211249>>14211254
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211254>>14211259 >>14211261
>>14211245
>>14211247
>>14211249
>In their opinion, he could do a lot better.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211259>>14211265
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211261>>14211265
>>14211254
Bullshit. Whatever, let's drop hints, we can't propose
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211265>>14211268 >>14211269
>>14211259
>>14211261
>he doesn't want to talk about it
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211268>>14211272
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211269
>>14211265
NIGGER I WANT BABIES AND MY CLOCK IS TICKING
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211272>>14211284
>>14211268
Anon! You got us caught in a fucking chain letter. Jesus christ.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211284>>14211286
>>14211272
Fuck we have to do it, I don't think we have any protection dogs
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211286
>>14211284
We score some free tickets to a play? That's… alright, I guess.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211289>>14211295
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211295>>14211301 >>14211302 >>14211303
>>14211289
Our boyfriend wants us to have dinner with his brother.
>Mike
Uh… this could be awkward.
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211301>>14211308
>>14211295
Go for it, let's see what happens.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211302>>14211308
>>14211295
YES kiss Andrew in front of him!
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211303
>>14211295
Wait did we date a mike?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211308>>14211311 >>14211315
>>14211302
>>14211301
Andrew, like a fucking beta, gets jealous of his shy younger brother. Are we gonna make fun of him for it?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211311
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211315>>14211318
>>14211308
Tell Andrew to fuck off.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211318>>14211323 >>14211324
>>14211310
>>14211315
Andrew pouts like a baby bitch. What's his damage?
Anyway, what's the plan now?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211323
>>14211318
Cuck andrew with his brother
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211324>>14211328
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211328
>>14211324
We've got a problem, but we aren't sure if we should reach out to Mom for help. What do you think?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211336
>>14211332
That's not very consistent, but… okay.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211342>>14211345
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211345>>14211350 >>14211351
>>14211342
This shit again?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211350
>>14211345
Discount ring is fine..
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211351>>14211353
>>14211345
Same as last time
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211353>>14211361
>>14211349
>>14211351
Sorry, they don't actually have any heirlooms. Oops.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211361
>>14211353
Fuck no wonder he got nervous
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211366>>14211370
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211367>>14211370
>>14211362
Take out a (((loan))) for a $10,000 ring
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211370>>14211375
>>14211366
What kind of house did you have in mind?
>>14211367
You know he's the one who would buy the ring, right?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211375
>>14211370
If we buy a ring then he'll be out of excuses
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211380>>14211383 >>14211386
>>14211374
We buy a new condo! Congratulations!
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211383>>14211389
>>14211380
Marry and demand a cheap ring
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211386>>14211389
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211389>>14211394
>>14211383
>>14211386
Will we talk to the parents this time?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211394>>14211396
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211396>>14211399
>>14211394
They feel the same way they did last time. Will we drop some more hints, or let him bring it up?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211399>>14211403
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211403>>14211408 >>14211409 >>14211413
>>14211399
Andrew has FINALLY gotten the message and asks us to marry him!
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211408>>14211434
>>14211403
YES YES YES BABIES
▶ 5b54a2 (8) No.14211409>>14211434
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211413>>14211434
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211434
>>14211408
>>14211409
>>14211413
WE'RE ENGAGED!
Took long enough.
Anyway, when did we pick up $60k of debt? We should probably pay that shit off, but we seem to have blown through most of that McDonald's money. Maybe we'll get lucky in another scenario?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211440>>14211448
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211448>>14211451 >>14211460
>>14211440
For some reason, us and Andrew go on a couple's vacation with Mark and his new girlfriend.
To be honest, she seems like an alcoholic.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211451>>14211509
>>14211448
Unconcerned chat with mark
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211460>>14211509
>>14211448
Let Mark get fucked
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211509>>14211529 >>14211537
>>14211451
Sorry, can't do that.
>>14211460
It's his problem, right? Unfortunately, we're still stuck with them during the vacation. Should we say fuck it and go home early?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211529>>14211536
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211536>>14211545
>>14211529
No matter how bad things get, at least we can always tell ourselves that we aren't Mark.
▶ cbb528 (5) No.14211537
>>14211509
Go for a nice walk, and maybe the problem will resolve itself by the time we get back
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211545
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211546>>14211549
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211549
>>14211546
Are you sure about this?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211560>>14211567
Yes we have a house, a car and have never worked a single day in our lives
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211567>>14211572
>>14211560
Well, there was that time we had a babysitting job. Regardless, what kind of wedding do you want?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211572>>14211579
>>14211567
Small, we're drowning in debt and mark is our only friend
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211579>>14211587 >>14211591 >>14211592
>>14211572
Reasonable, but what about the honeymoon?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211587>>14211596
>>14211579
Simple lots of bareback babymaking sex
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211591
>>14211579
Nice and romantic
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211592
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211596>>14211605
>>14211587
Go jerk off, anon.
Where do we want to settle down?
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211605>>14211608
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211608>>14211612 >>14211614 >>14211615 >>14211617 >>14211624
>>14211605
Andrew leaves us alone at the altar
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211615>>14211619
>>14211608
Does that mean we can make kids or not?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211617
>>14211608
I'M NUUUUCLEAAARRR
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211619>>14211630
>>14211615
We're not married, so no.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211621
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211630>>14211640
>>14211619
Did Andrew ditch us or are we still steady? Are we going to die alone anons?
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211640>>14211646 >>14211656 >>14211661 >>14211662
>>14211630
Oh shit, he dumped us!
And we're still in debt!
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211646>>14211657
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211656
>>14211640
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I didn't want a /v/ simulator
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211657>>14211682
>>14211646
This is almost as sad as /v/'s actual dating life.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211661
>>14211640
Maybe we should try getting a job
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211682>>14211688
>>14211657
other place
At least we invented the MacCheesyDorito
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211688>>14211694
>>14211682
Alright, which of these eligible bachelors catches your eye?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211694>>14211701
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211701>>14211707
>>14211694
Larry's really only got one thing going for him: he's hot. Still, we manage to go on a couple dates with him.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211707>>14211720
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211708
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211720>>14211731 >>14211733
>>14211707
Vivian's nervous about constantly being cheated on and left alone in the world. Does she deal with the stress by eating her problems away?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211728>>14211742
▶ cbb528 (5) No.14211731>>14211742
>>14211720
Time to get swole I guess
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211733>>14211742
>>14211720
Vivian's chubby not a whale, snack responsibly
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211742>>14211767
>>14211728
>>14211731
>>14211733
We don't actually have the ability to chill the fuck out, so we manage to get nothing done. Oh well.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211745>>14211756
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211756>>14211761 >>14211762 >>14211773
>>14211745
Projecting any, anon?
Larry's cooking dinner for us at his place one night, when his fucking cat gets into all the food and fucks it all up. Fantastic.
Should we tell Larry?
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211761>>14211769
>>14211756
Say something to Larry.
▶ 7af19d (1) No.14211762>>14211769
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211766
▶ ac9798 (2) No.14211767
>>14211742
I think Xanax came out in the 80s, that'll chill her out.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211769>>14211783
>>14211762
>>14211761
We don't eat the cat but we do eat its hair.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211773
>>14211756
If we lose larry we're going to have to get accustomed to cat saliva anyways
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211783>>14211791
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211791>>14211802 >>14211804
>>14211783
Well, great. Since we don't have any kids of our own, we're borrowing someone else's for this scenario.
Will you tell a child that the dude in a superhero costume isn't actually a superhero and is, in fact, merely a paid actor?
▶ 4cbe24 (22) No.14211802>>14211813
>>14211791
Calm, make up a story.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211804
>>14211791
Calm truth, break the conditioning
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211813>>14211837
>>14211802
Anon, please. Vivian is not a calm woman. Fortunately, we're just able to let the kid keep living in his fantasy world. Fucking capeshit.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211837>>14211846
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211846>>14211860 >>14211862
>>14211837
This time, Vivian meets an old friend. She's gone through a divorce and actually came out better for it. We, on the other hand… well, you know. Vivian can't help but compare her life to her friend's a little bit.
Will we do anything?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211860
>>14211846
Get mad and make some changes
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14211862
>>14211846
Major changes, can't hurt
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211872>>14211880
>>14211850
>>14211859
What the fuck were you trying to say?
Regardless, we're doing fine so far. No need to make any changes. Yup. Our life is exactly the way we want it to be.
Speaking of which, we haven't paid of a single cent of the debt we took on for buying a house. Just a heads up.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211880>>14211886
>>14211872
We need a job..
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211886
>>14211880
Do we? Part or full time?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211901>>14211909
Full time? We have a lot of debt
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211909
>>14211901
What kind of full time job?
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211917>>14211924
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211924>>14211978
>>14211911
>>14211915
Anon, you're drunk.
>>14211917
Holy shit, we actually got the job! I'm fucking stunned! We're an entrepreneur now!
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211934>>14211949
Time to tie the knot! before we get too old
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211949
>>14211934
We aren't going steady with Larry, anon.
▶ 2510b6 (87) No.14211977>>14211989
Try to go steady and try a work icon
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14211978
>>14211924
>>14211926
Shit's finally starting to turn around
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14211989>>14212007
>>14211977
Look at that, he actually says yes! Color me surprised.
Anyway, we have to go out of town on a trip with a coworker. Will we accept it or decline the offer?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14212007>>14212014
>>14211989
Excitedly go. But make sure to mention no showers
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212014>>14212024
>>14212007
Yeah, this should be good for us! We can finally show everyone we mean business by going on this trip. For once, things work out well! Our coworker invites us to dinner to celebrate our success.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14212024>>14212032
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212032>>14212048 >>14212050
>>14212024
Naturally, he asks us if we want to fuck.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14212048>>14212060
>>14212032
We are desperate virgins, I think we have no choice and must follow.
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14212050
>>14212032
Pass, even if we reel this chump in he'll be stuck paying alimony to someone else
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212060>>14212076 >>14212087
>>14212048
We wind up going back to the hotel and fucking him. He's a beta, so he feels weird about it, but it's no big deal.
And with that, we're finally done with Vivian's adulthood! Let's see our results.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212068
It's more of the usual stuff so far. We aren't depressed this time, at least!
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14212076
>>14212060
RIP eggs, RIP family
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▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212084
We're coming up on those later years in our life - the middle ages. It's all downhill from here.
I guess that means Vivian's about in her 40's? Talk about rough. You can't say we didn't try, though. I bet she blames her lack of children on the men she's dated, rather than on the fact that she's an angry harpy.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14212087>>14212104
>>14212060
Our last chance to get preggo and it failed.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212092>>14212096
That's that. Middle age awaits. And a new thread, eventually.
How do you feel about your progress so far, /v/? I can't say I'm surprised at how things have turned out.
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14212096>>14212100
>>14212092
I expected to be into drugs or knocked up.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212100>>14212128
>>14212096
What on earth made you think that would happen?
▶ 54c9cd (84) No.14212104>>14212135
>>14212087
We might still be able to hook up with Mark and have an autistic jew baby. Just because our eggs are rotten doesn't mean we can't use them
▶ ab8a69 (65) No.14212128
>>14212100
Thought we would fuck up the teen years or some anon would choose a choice that gets us enslaved.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14212135
>>14212104
>>14212109
God, please, let us progress more than 20% of the map next time. I can't handle much more dating.
▶ fe2939 (1) No.14213044>>14213048
It's 700+ posts so a new thread is allowed.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14213048
>>14213044
>allowed
I'm tired, man, I started doing this right after I woke up. It'll have to wait until tomorrow.
▶ 621ec7 (1) No.14213599>>14215029
>>14209200 (OP)
>It's really kind of depressing how good you guys are to her.
Stop trying to railroad us into becoming a degenerate crackwhore, fucking faggot. That's why I stopped caring about your threads after childhood.
▶ 2f336d (206) No.14215029>>14216754
>>14213599
The childhood where we beat the shit out of people with no hesitation and threw up in public?
Sorry that I'm disappointed that /v/ wants to RP as a normalfag to experience all the love and affection they never had in real life. It's just quite sad to watch you guys do this.
▶ 5ee6b7 (10) No.14216754
>>14215029
Calling her Vivian got everyone trying to either raise her like a daughter or RP as Vivian.
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