9a9ffd No.14192526
What are the best bong games ever made? Posting my top 5.
6882c9 No.14192559
I imagine at least one of the GTAs should make the cut.
d9ce50 No.14192576
Anything by Codemasters.
Colin McRae, Dirt, Grid, OpFlash.
7eb9fd No.14192622
Loved most of what Rare made back in the day, glad one of the best Bond games was made in its home country. My personal picks would be Donkey Kong Country and Bullfrogs games.
381cea No.14192625
One question. Is Tomb Raider just like Turok 1?
b5b596 No.14192642
Come to think of it a surprising amount of good racing vidya is made in the UK.
ee736f No.14192666
Timesplitter series and GTA:SA were my favourites.
>>14192526
Xenoblade was made by Nips.
80f7b1 No.14192669
Arkham Asylum is from the UK?
b5b596 No.14192673
Runescape is also a British game but I'm not sure I'd put it in 'best ever made'.
>>14192669
Rocksteady are a British developer yes.
ee736f No.14192674
>>14192669
Rocksteady is from London
b5b596 No.14192677
>>14192674
I forgot to add: they also made Urban Chaos: Riot Response, a thoroughly underrated PS2 game that gets brought up on /v/ now and then.
93cd50 No.14192722
Rare before the sellout was a big contender. So did Bullfrog. Too bad UK devs eventually did the same thing their leaders did centuries ago and gave everything to kikes for free.
93cd50 No.14192738
>>14192722
I'll also give them props for the advancement of the computer as a whole. I'll admit my personal hatred of the nation historically. Englishmen cannot be snobbed about the early progress of automated computing machines. They were a huge, if not the biggest contribution, in the early creation of that field.
6882c9 No.14192757
>>14192737
Strictly speaking the game is pretty RNG in the asymmetrical level generation. Even in multiplayer, it doesn't give a shit if it ends up being unfair for one player, which I kind of admire about it.
9a9ffd No.14192762
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Let's hope for more British quality products like XC1, top gem.
b5b596 No.14192775
>>14192737
That's turn based tactics anon, not tbs.
Otherwise it is indeed pretty good but people stick to only the boring 'kill all the other fuckers' mode to help deal with the randomly generated maps and that gets samey. Also fuck the shield unit they added in later, you can abuse them by moving and toggling the shield on and off repeatedly to sprint around invincibly.
fd4245 No.14192776
>>14192576
codemasters is owned by pajeet now
93cd50 No.14192817
>>14192762
Sadly I fear nothing worthwhile is owned by real Brits anymore. If it's not Jews, it's pajeets, mudslimes or cunt traitors fucking those outsiders running the show. I don't blame the native male young adults for turning to hard drugs, as degenerate as it is. I've never seen a nation so hellbent on becoming a prison state to the best they directly raised during certain generations. The worst is they don't even have butter knives to fight against it after all those campaigns.
5b83d6 No.14192864
>>14192526
I only knew 007 games for that awfull art and that FPS one from PC I can't remmember its name. Its really good?
93cd50 No.14192935
>>14192864
>I was born after 1998 the post.
Goldeneye and Perfect Dark for that matter was actually very nice, even more so if you can find the version that lets you use KB+M on PC. Original controls might have aged like milk though. I couldn't care less since the last time I played I went on a week long upper bender and cleared play throughs of both on 00/perfect agent using an original N64. By the way KB+M makes every mission piss easy if you're remotely used to playing FPS on PC.
5b83d6 No.14193980
>>14192935
95' actuallyI just don't like FPS console games because aiming and shooting feels like shit on a controller compared with KB+M
338202 No.14194070
>>14193980
The only way I was able to enjoy goldeneye was by being exposed to it before I ever knew how to play FPS games with a M+KB. Aiming in goldeneye is a lot more about tricking the aimbot and actually using the C-pad to look up and down than anything else. However only advanced players know to use the C-pad, it can make you so much more deadly because it helps trick the aimbot into locking onto headshots more.
e7365f No.14194484
Xenoblade Chronicles is a japanese game
f6a237 No.14194532
>>14194484
>>14192666
>/v/ lived long enough to forget xenoblade being british RPG
I am disappointed. There are no more british video game than xenoblade.
cf0812 No.14194549
>>14194160
>Theme Hospital
>tfw a spiritual successor got announced by the original devs at their new studio
>tfw it has a publisher so they don't have to beg through crowdfunding
6269ef No.14194577
>>14194532
is that why there's ghandi on the right?
70247b No.14194692
>>14194549
The art design is fucking nauseating though.
cf0812 No.14194703
>>14194692
I'll tolerate it if the core gameplay is the same but more polished.
92bbee No.14194734
>>14194549
>implying it won't be shit
93cd50 No.14195414
>>14194070
It really is that. You can just use glitches and abuse the fact that the AI is dumb as bricks to breeze through the objectives.
55fd50 No.14195447
>>14194532
>>14192526
I loved the british dub for that game but the voice acting for the MC in XC2 makes me legit want to choke the fucker to death. Did they hire a gypsy or a bum to do the voice acting for that guy? Listening to him speak was like listening to nails on a chalkboard.
721a36 No.14195601
>>14194734
Pen looks straight out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in this picture.
25865d No.14195674
>>14194532
This game was great as it was and the VAs really fucking nailed it. How was the sequel that came out?
4324f5 No.14195680
>>14192625
a question answerable by 5 seconds on youtube
no
d0d8dd No.14195682
Driver 1 is the best driving game ever made.
8adcd0 No.14196273
>>14192817
>No weapons in brittain
That's just for the cities, like most european countries everyone on the countryside has a weapon for hunting.
d9a3de No.14208073
120788 No.14220490
Jagex and Rebellion are British, both are pretty okay, the former less than the latter.
5c09fe No.14224204
>>14220490
>the former less than the latter
I'll fucking say
99841b No.14224347
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14194734
>P&T Bullshit has episode on how patented diets are bullshit, being a fatass is okay and vegetarianism is a meme
>Trashman then goes on a patented diet, gushes about how good it makes him feel and stars in some vegetarian documentary
dd6e60 No.14224375
>>14224347
Penn lost weight because he had heart issues.
d29be5 No.14224393
Perfect Dark makes GoldenEye look like a prototype demo.
bd24eb No.14225158
>>14192526
Japanese game with a good bong translation. If Xenoblade counts this does too.
bd24eb No.14225162
Why didn't the EHRMIIIGARGH succeed in Burgerland?
638cd8 No.14225267
Gex had way better VO in Bongland too.
dbb20e No.14225866
>doesnt post Perfect Dark
>doesnt post banjo
71c601 No.14226087
>>14194160
Bullfrog is british?
I loved Theme Park World.
06af84 No.14229784
One of the very fews games set in the north of England. The night time sequences scared the shit out of me.
5a3a5d No.14229947
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>>14192642
>Wipeout 2097
Impeccable taste.
a7f88e No.14230460
>>14229784
>the north of England
Scotland?
06af84 No.14230535
>>14230460
I mean the north of England. 62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan
cdcf80 No.14230567
>>14230460
You ever see someone from the North of England react to being called a Southerner by a Scot? It's brilliant, loads of them build an identity on being from The North that they forget theres a whole country on the island even further North and to the inhabitants of which they're Southerners just like the "Southerners" that they resent.
Crazy Southerners.
bbb1af No.14230608
>>14230567
There's literally nothing confusing about it when you know to make the distinction between England and Britain. They are calling themselves Northerners, with reference to being from the North of England.
fa114b No.14230619
>>14192526
Got just the thing for you
7b7755 No.14230626
a7f88e No.14230669
>>14230619
>0:22
The Irish are doing the Simpsons thing now too?
7b7755 No.14230677
>>14230669
Fucking forgot about this shit.
>JAJAJAJAJA
Genuinely keked at this one. That fucking Flanders face.
f799af No.14230745
are there any games where I can remove the (((british)))?
fa114b No.14230763
>>14230745
I heartily recommend Silent Storm and Blitzkrieg
d42c14 No.14231206
>>14230619
problem, paddy?
also
>GTA series
>Total War series
>Worms series
>Black and White
>Conflict: Desert Storm
>Limbo of the Lost
>Rollercoaster Tycoon 2/3
>Uplink
>DEFCON
b5b596 No.14233056
>>14225267
It did indeed.
>>14229947
It's one of those games that often isn't mentioned enough because those that know it take it for granted.
>>14230567
>Lowland Scots
>Thinking they're the real North
>>14231206
Conflict was a British series?
f69698 No.14233090
Rare is an american company, jim
b5b596 No.14237906
>>14233090
>Rare is a British video game developer located in Twycross, Leicestershire
7b7755 No.14242637
>>14233090
Did you even play Conkers Bad Furday? Shit's as Northern as you get.
b5b596 No.14245196
>>14230763
Silent Storm would be a lot better if it didn't when suddenly Panzerklein you.
a0c27d No.14245292
>>14195674
It's basically this picture.
It's good but a very different beast from XC1
b5b596 No.14249674
>>14245292
I'm ok with this.
7b7755 No.14249722
>>14245292
>that last frame
Fucking keked
df8bf1 No.14249813
>>14245292
Someone needs to revise the NOA version of that to more properly reflect the current year