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2fff74 No.14187517
Do anons play chess?
What are some good programs/sites to play chess at?
Shogi and go are also welcome.
anyone want to play chess? i'm really bad ;_;
e9a0ea No.14187928
If I remember correctly the best chess engine you can easily torrent for free is Houdini. However, it's the best to try and find an engine which corresponds to your ELO and unless I'm speaking to literal chess god here Houdini will be too much for you to handle. There are a lot of free chess engines you can download which have a low ELO score so they're good for beginners, you can also get free engines for higher levels of competence too, only the engines which are top tier have a price tag attached to them usually. Another thing you will need to get is a GUI so you can even run the engines. I use Arena and it's good enough, works on Linux too.
9fcef2 No.14187932
Chess is one of my favourite pastimes anon.
lichess.org is really good.
Also, if you want to get better just go to chess.com. They have a lot of learning, tips, opening books, chess puzzles, et cetera.
I also enjoy this chess youtube channel daily https://www.youtube.com/user/AGADMATOR
The guy analyzes interesting games from all eras.
9fcef2 No.14187940
>>14187928
Stockfish defeated Houdini and is the best engine with a higher ELO, plus it is free and open source, and its ran on many website since there is a Javascript version. It also has a difficulty setting.
c0b787 No.14187956
I love chess, but I'm awful at is. Mostly because I can't memorize for shit (so studying openings is useless), and I'm not good at visualization of the board and "playing" alternative lines in my mind 10 moves ahead like any average chess player can do.
ca26e8 No.14187960
>not playing 4D hungry hippos
sub 500²IQ detected
e9a0ea No.14187984
>>14187940
I had no idea about that, I don't really pay attention to chess engines and things like that, thanks for the updated info.
>>14187956
While you have to be a born chessplayer for very high level play, I think that anyone can be taught to play at an average level provided they train and practice enough, a lot of the things like being able to think multiple turns ahead come with experience. Even grandmasters aren't perfect and you can fool them with balls-to-the-wall insane plays which work that one time because you threw them off guard. People who play chess for a long in a small country like mine all know each other and nobody can stop giving one of our grandmasters shit because a 12 year old kid made him force a draw in a game of speedchess because the kid's grandfather taught him some really unorthodox line of play which catches a lot of people off guard, but he wasn't close in winning any other game because thats all he knew how to do.
d16672 No.14187987
love to play chess, even though im not so good at it. problem is i have no one to play it with. chess.com is pure shit, lichess might be good, idk. chesscademy was ok, i would kill for a chess study/play group
833339 No.14187989
>>14187517
I used to play regularly with my father, though I haven't lately. I've been wanting to try the Star Trek Tridimensional Chess for a while.
c2cff3 No.14187999
I play bughouse or fischer-random variants. Using xboard. Usually over a MUD.
a9c56e No.14188000
f16a05 No.14188005
Is there somewhere I can play Shatranj/Pre-'Mad Queen Chess' against a computer?
2fff74 No.14188007
>>14187932
>lichess
>easy
>open source
Thanks anon, this looks really good.
Anyone wanna play? my elo is -100
e9a0ea No.14188009
>>14187987
I suggest you try finding a local chess association/federation/whatever or look at places like schools or universities to see whether they have some sort of chess community. It's the best way to find live chess players to play with and to learn how to play.
d16672 No.14188053
>>14188009
in last town i lived i did and it was pretty good
but i moved back at home, and nothing is happening nowhere near me
eca653 No.14188066
I learned how to play Go a while back, are there any neat engines for Go like chess has? I've only ever used OGS.
27c52d No.14188096
c0b787 No.14188329
>>14188096
Only to the white Queen, since the black Queen needs to be a strong, powerful piece, you Drumpftard alt-right racist misoginistic shitlord.
297235 No.14188374
>>14187989
I like to play with my dad too, unfortunately he's way better than me.
>>14188009
>Find a chess club
>Near me and all
>It's only open when I'm at work
2fff74 No.14188400
>lichess scrub AI beats you
79efc3 No.14188580
>>14187517
>Shogi
I played that in some website a few months back, and I was happy with myself that I was winning a few times. Then I tried it in Yakuza 0, and I could barely even play against the easiest AI. Some opponents have an extremely defensive play style that humiliates beginners by surrounding the king with generals, so the game gets to an impasse and seemingly there isn't fuck all you can do about it even with a substantial advantage in promoted units and whatnot (well, maybe unless if you know what the hell you're actually doing, and I realized I didn't).
902591 No.14188606
What preferably free as in freedom program would I use to learn mahjong?
303f62 No.14188655
e9a0ea No.14188695
Move thyself towards me, male member of my family with whom I share both parents
https://lichess.org/VHWK0Zc5
79efc3 No.14188699
>>14188606
I use this to play against AI: http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html
You can check the yaku list in more detail here: http://www.japanesemahjong.net/mahjong-rules/yaku/
And there's even a calculator which is extremely useful: http://mahjong.onevis.net/
The reason I care about Mahjong in the first place is because I watched/read Akagi (watched the anime twice before and after understanding the game), so if you haven't already, I'd definitely recommend it as well.
902591 No.14188702
>>14188699
Half of that because I wanted to read Akagi and other similar works but my family actually plays mahjong.
e9a0ea No.14188731
79efc3 No.14188743
>>14188702
>my family actually plays mahjong
That's really cool.
>>14188731
Not me anon, I suck at chess.
e9a0ea No.14188750
2fff74 No.14188756
>>14188674
>>14188695
>everyone in both matches is afk
e9a0ea No.14188760
>>14188756
The guy in my match just moved his pawn then surrendered, still a win tbh.
e9a0ea No.14188786
>>14188773
Post a link to a game then and prepare to get your anus prolapsed
2fff74 No.14188797
>>14188773
>>14188786
guys please be civil
e9a0ea No.14188826
>>14188797
This isn't one of them Street Fathers or Tokens or Cling to Fuckers or whatever kind of game where niggers screech at each other while pushing buttons, this is CHESS, anon, fucking CHESS! This is serious shit and not a game for pussies, YOU GOT THAT? Now step into the ring and find out what it's all about.
https://lichess.org/VL6fNFYr
44eb23 No.14188845
chess sucks.
the protagonist is a weak pussy who depends on others instead of doing things himself, and would you look at that, his girlfriend is a fucking do-it-all mary sue, you go girl, GRRRRRL POWER, WE WOMYXZN CAN WIN AT WAR TOO YOU SILLY BOYS, god fuck women.
Half of your units are garbage, it feels like each unit is always in the wrong spot for their predetermined job EVERY TIME, and look at that shitty generic plot taken straight out of deviantart fanfiction, the main villain is just your dark side and they use all your same powers abilities and units.
overall i rate chess 3/10 its a piece of shit
ca26e8 No.14188861
>>14188845
This pasta is under cooked, try again.
e9a0ea No.14188866
Finally, a worthy challenger appears!
d1fce5 No.14188875
>>14188826
What the fuck are you doing white, develope your pieces. You haven't moved anything on the right half.
e9a0ea No.14188877
Looks like this round goes to the KANGZ, DAS RITE!
d14c6d No.14188899
The key to getting good at chess is playing a lot and playing people better than you over and over again (though be sure to learn from it and imitate). I really like Shogi, it's got a lot of really cool rules that push it above chess, but it's hard to get in to when there is absolutely no one to play with around. And fuck playing with randos online, you people are savages and you know it. Hell, I know it because I'm one of you.
72fa84 No.14188930
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>>14188845
When a pawn gets to the other side, he can transition into a Queen, the superior gender.
e9a0ea No.14188935
>>14188899
>The key to getting good at chess is playing a lot and playing people better than you over and over again (though be sure to learn from it and imitate)
Yes and no. You want to be playing people better than you, but you also need some of those people who are better than you to be able to point out your mistakes, which you may often miss if you haven't played chess for a long time.
2fff74 No.14189180
bump for low skill chess players so we can learn without being bullied
9fcef2 No.14189236
9fcef2 No.14189539
85c717 No.14189801
>>14187517
chess has been played out and all possible permutations have already been done
at this point it's all about memorizing sequences of moves rather than strategizing
9fcef2 No.14189841
>>14189801
There are over 9 million possible positions after just three moves each, 288 billion one move each later. Good luck anon, become the next grandmaster while you're at it.
9f1d11 No.14189913
>>14189841
the majority of the first 6 moves of any chess game is usually rote memorized by most players
3d5b83 No.14189937
>>14187517
>>14189801
>>14189841
>not playing superior Go
Chess a shit
eca653 No.14190124
>>14189937
I'll play go with you anon, what do you play on? I don't know much about Go clients.
3d5b83 No.14190141
>>14190124
I was merely pretending, I literally infant level at Go and never played Go online
Go play chess
eca653 No.14190157
>>14190141
>literally infant level at Go
So am I
e02b5c No.14190199
>>14188066
I play Go on and off as well and when I first got into it ages ago, OGS was the only real lifeblood-filled site around that had a dedicated community and solid UI, as well as free scheduled tutoring hours by high-ranking players of the site.
>>14190157
>>14190141
To be fair, Go is very simple conceptually and horrendously, mind-blowingly complex in execution. The skill gap between the worst Go player and the best is most likely one of the most gargantuan gulfs of skill in anything that actually requires skill. That sounds like exaggeration but it isn't, it's like comparing a grain of sand to the universe. No matter how shit you think you are at the game, there are thousands far worse than you. To latch onto some stereotypes, if you're here as anon on this site chances are high you have the intelligence to learn a number of useful tricks really quickly and increase your ability at the game in rapidly in a small window of time.
eca653 No.14190209
>>14190141
https://online-go.com/player/501933/
This is me, make an account and send me a friend request
eca653 No.14190257
>>14190199
>OGS was the only real lifeblood-filled site
I've heard that GoPanda is popular, but I mostly play IRL at this point. It's been a while since I've even used OGS. GoPanda's not in a browser though.
5bf838 No.14190279
1be330 No.14190323
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The best way to play chess is to get a friend who is approximately your skill level and start a rivalry. Yeah you learn by losing to better players, but losing is not fun. But losing becomes OK if you are getting stronger and ensure your rival cannot beat you.
I did this for a few years with a bro from college. 10/10, the best way to play chess. We used the chess.com app, worked fine for me but I never paid for any of it.
>>14188861
someone on youtube already made this joke.
eca653 No.14190376
Does no one want to play Go?
ab360f No.14190391
>>14190376
I don't know how.
93a45a No.14190401
>>14190376
>playing chink games
eca653 No.14190413
>>14190391
I'm fine with teaching. >>14190209 if you wanna learn
>>14190401
But it's fun!
25a408 No.14190664
Practise
chessgames.com/puzzle.html
0321e7 No.14190780
>>14187517
so does getting good at chess have any transfer to other things or does it just make you good at chess?
393e88 No.14190861
Thank you for this thread, I really enjoyed it
55c114 No.14190988
>>14190780
It teaches you how to memorize a line deeper and wider than some other autist.
e00a26 No.14190998
I got the Chess app on my phone. It's pretty good at getting matches together and always nice to pull out on the fly
ea5b6a No.14191545
>keep getting rekt by the easy AI
I'm hilariously bad at chess so please be gentle
https://lichess.org/JipnBv91
ee8030 No.14194168
Latest Fritz should be enough for a noob, OP.
06c3a5 No.14194304
>>14187517
Yes, both lichess.org and chess.com are decent, free options.
621ae0 No.14194509
stockfish is probably the best chest engine, I think alpha zero might be better soon though?
Lichess is the best chess site i think
9fcef2 No.14194835
>>14194509
Until AlphaZero plays a Stockfish setup designed by the Stockfish team it stays hard to say despite the frankly amazing games that have been released from the Google tests. Both players are so high level it is hard to analyze what Stockfish's better options would have been and if it would have seen through AlphaZero's ploys had it also ran on a supercomputer.
AlphaZero is as brutal as Stockfish is but in a more human-like way, thinking in patterns rather than hard results and equations.
Even if this ever happens, I doubt it will have more impact on the world of chess than Stockfish has had. Stockfish is opensource and has been fully embraced by the chess community all over the world to learn with, play against, analyze games and moves with etc.
It will probably have more impact on the world in general though.
If anyone feels like playing a couple rounds, I'm still warm from winning against my sister: https://lichess.org/f7hYRqp3
06c3a5 No.14194877
>>14194835
Yeah, I've gone through several of the games, and there's a lots of brilliancy there. I've noticed that since watching what Alpha Zero could do, I'm a lot less interested in watching games between human grandmasters, and I used to watch plenty of games between the top humans. I don't have the same admiration anymore for the highlights of Carlsen's career. It's just not the same anymore. It's too apparent how inferior we all are.
9fcef2 No.14194903
This link is deprecated >>14194835
Use https://lichess.org/Yow625zt
>>14194877
I've actually come to appreciate the old masters more because of it, before the computer-led meta.
911a76 No.14196431
I'd like someone to play with but everyone i've met plays like a GM and i'm a total scrub.
Where do you find other noobs to play against?
b471ad No.14196526
>>14187517
Humble reminder that >>>/chess/ exists.
911a76 No.14199207
Someone explain this to me
9fcef2 No.14199528
>>14199207
I'm guessing the basic idea was to trade queens (Qe4, dxe4, Rxd7) but either way it is a complete blunder. The best play would probably be Qf7+ with Kd8 being the only option after which follows Nxg5 with tempo on e6, which would come with mate unless Kc8.
>>14196526
Thank you.
4a7cd5 No.14199585
>>14199528
>Kd8 being the only option
what's to stop the knight on e5 from simply taking the queen there
9fcef2 No.14199655
>>14199585
You are completely right anon, in my mind the knight was still on c3.
In that case I don't see a reason for white to continue playing.
c7f4b8 No.14201529
>>14199207
If the d5 pawn takes the queen d1 rook takes the black queen. White loses a rook and a queen but at least the black queen is out of the play. White is severely fucked anyway
d3eaca No.14201535
>>14187956
>average chess player definitely can't see 10 moves ahead, even grandmasters don't really do it unless it's forced, check some gm streams on twitch like gignergm, he is often playing longer time controls while explaining the way he thinks
9fcef2 No.14201909
>>14201535
Who are you quoting?
Anyway, they often talk more in terms of pattern and structure which allows them to think much deeper ahead. They know what way the wind is blowing when they do a certain move and often just thinking 3-5 turns ahead is enough to make a decision. When GM's play each other it's a different type of game. Both would have been prepared against the other player and they both try and keep each other to their scripts so to say until they are on their own. There is also the fact that a lot of positions have already been played and you are expected to know the benefits of each variation or preemptively counter a certain position.
76d0fc No.14201926
>>14187517
Phantasy star portable 1. Basicly an endless dungeon with like 10 different enemies in total. Run from room to room, kill dudes, get items and red key, open lock rinse and repeat. You have different classes, some wiggle room for a personal build and up to 3 ai comrades you can take with you if you wish. Its more akin to diablo but still kinda works and has a good combat system. You can emulate psp with ppsspp which runs on nearly everything or just buy a used psp for like 20 bucks and use it as an emulation machine.
d3eaca No.14201942
>>14201909
no one, i accidentally left a chevron when i was repasting what i typed but it wouldn't let me post
anyway, my point is, it's a misconception people who don't play chess often think that you have to have this superhuman ability to see 5-20 moves ahead when this is just not the way humans play
9fcef2 No.14201996
>>14201942
You're right, only computers think like this (brute forcing every move and evaluating outcomes up to x amount of turns ahead).
1c0cbf No.14202002
>>14187956
To get better at visualization and "feel," I recommend the phone game Really Bad Chess. Pic related. The AI thinks two or three moves ahead. He'll still dick you with inferior pieces if you aren't careful, but it's been great at teaching me how to look at a board more instinctively. So much so that I beat my dad twice in a row last week, after a few months of occasional Bad Chess playing
a37776 No.14202014
85cb22 No.14202017
>>14201529
Whites next move may shock you
>>14201926
Are you in the wrong thread?
d3eaca No.14202034
>>14202017
i thought this is some actual problem but it's just a nonsensical move in a lost position
76d0fc No.14202037
>>14202017
>Are you in the wrong thread?
oh wow, yes, yes i am
da6c8d No.14202043
>used to work with a group of high school friends
>we found out there was a gaming themed diner/bar just down the street from us
>every friday we'd drop by there until closing time playing chess and drinking
>mfw the city sold the building out from under them
I actually first learned to play chess there. Since then I have barely played a single game of chess.
9fcef2 No.14202056
>>14202043
That sounds like a real comfy time. You should pick it up again anon.
My dad has always played chess and taught it to me and my sister (who plays competitively now). When we had an argument as kids, our dad would encourage us to play chess to resolve the matter.
e13f8d No.14202079
NERRRRRDDDDDD
Just kidding, I used to love chess but I haven't played it in years.
6fdeca No.14202173
a0a5c1 No.14202380
Stratego is really fun, because it actually implants fog of war.
a0a5c1 No.14202548
fb6a4b No.14202637
So, who is your favorite (((GM))). Mine is (((Ben Finegold))). Look at that kike beak! He even has "gold" into his surname. I swear, the only way he could be a more perfect Jew is if he's actually a bonafide merchant or banker.
8c160d No.14202666
>>14187517
hi there Todd, you dork
271e1e No.14203591
https://online-go.com/
I've been playing for a while now, I hope to hit Dan this year.
a0f053 No.14203621
85cb22 No.14203623
a0f053 No.14203629
>>14203623
Is this a puzzle or a regular game?
271e1e No.14203669
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>>14197346
The alphago documentary was recently put on youtube/netflix
eca653 No.14203697
>>14203591
teach me senpai I wanna git gud too
85cb22 No.14203703
>>14203629
It's from a real game in 1927 i think
833339 No.14203724
>>14203623
How is it illegal?
5d0bee No.14203785
>>14203522
>>14203621
I not Kd7, It'd follow with
Qb8+, Kb8
Rd8 Checkmate
271e1e No.14203794
>>14203697
Assuming you know the rules of the game, maybe start at these places.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfiwO2Cq4Qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-td9ah-cM2k&index=51&list=PLA1F22C258E9FF4BB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEioB9QhaI
Nick Sibicky's lectures really helped me when I started out. He likes to teach noobs using heuristics rather than memorization.
Also here. Life and death problems are a good way to git gud. However, f you're an absolute beginner, maybe focus on good shape first.
https://online-go.com/puzzles
This is a pretty good book.
http://ostencible.free.fr/Go%20Books%20English/%20Takeo%20Kajiwara%20-%20The%20Direction%20of%20Play.pdf
The first three chapters are fantastic. Even if the only thing you pick up is why you might play on a certain place on the board.
a0a5c1 No.14203818
Stratego > Chess.
>Pieces have powerlevels, adding more strategy.
>Fog of war.
>Game is about cappin' a flag (attacking it) or stealing it (taking it back to your side), not killing the king and call it a day.
>Many fun variants and gamemodes (Stratego Legends, a trading card-esque variant, Stratego Fire and Ice, Stratego Duel Masters…)
How will ChessFags ever recover?
c79f98 No.14206112
>>14203818
>killing the king
They're keeping him alive so they can capture him you retard.
d3eaca No.14206148
>>14203522
it's lost either way
Nxd7, Qb8+ Nxb8, Rd8#
after Qxd7 you trade in any way and win due to extra pawns and black's inactive pieces, maybe there is faster mate but who cares
a0a5c1 No.14207076
>>14206112
My point still stands.
9634a4 No.14207083
>>14203818
>two person game
>requires a third person to be the ref
a0a5c1 No.14207099
>>14207083
It doesn't though. What made you think you needed a referee? It ain't fucking Kriegspiel chess.
a60ff8 No.14207103
I've been on ogs for about 4 years actually, so a random detective username will add you, im always looking for people who know whats up to throw some stones with
>>14190209
9634a4 No.14207125
>>14207099
The part in the rules where it tells you that you need a third person to be a ref is what made me think that. What, have you just been showing what your pieces were every time you attacked and defended?
a0a5c1 No.14207142
>>14207125
Iirc, every time a piece fought, you had to reveal it, at least in traditional stratego rules. That was the point of Scouts, using their high speed but shit power to reveal enemy pieces or cap the flag from afar.
9634a4 No.14207176
>>14207142
It's been a long time since I played Stratego, maybe I was playing an alternate ruleset or something. It's a fun game though.
8f0a7a No.14207195
>>14207176
Yeah.
I have only ever played it online because my friends are all huge normalfaggots. It hurts.
9bbc90 No.14207432
>>14188826
Couldn't white have just taken black's queen with his own on the turn he resigned on?
6fdeca No.14207457
>>14202637
He's also annoying as worms. His videos are unbearable.
d3eaca No.14207953
>>14207432
queen is pinned
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b3671f No.14208286
chess is like modern rts
its so autistically minmaxed that to be even slightly competitive in it even just enough to enjoy playing you need to study openings and orders for weeks
i consider neither games, tbh. theyre more competitions, but even then player skill is based more on level of dedication to studying the material than it is about individual competence
3db617 No.14208310
>>14208286
stratego and chess are games by definition. also, the idea that something stops being a game when it becomes competitive is as retarded and has no logical basis; it's objectively false by the definition of the word 'game' alone. the words 'competition' and 'game' are not mutually exclusive, you mongoloid.
b3671f No.14208343
>>14208310
but thats where youre wrong mongloid. a game is a fun competition, whereas competitions arent fun
also chess is objectively not fun so nobody who isnt retarded considers it a game
3db617 No.14208351
>>14208343
hahahah wew
show me the definition of the word 'competition' that says that they can't be fun. protip: you can't, because it doesn't exist.
furthermore, a game doesn't have to be fun to still be a game, because the definition of the word 'game' doesn't rely on fun to fulfill the criteria of being a game. there are plenty of games that are not fun at all, for example monopoly, and getting sloppy seconds from your syphilitic niggerloving mother.
b3671f No.14208360
>>14208351
not what i said mongloid. both games and competitions are competitions but game refers only to fun competitions. chess is not a game. starcraft is not a game unless you are autistic which likely you are fam
also ur mom loves niggers more than my mom so ha
3db617 No.14208372
>>14208360
the definition of the word game isn't based on whether something is fun, only whether some activity mechanically functions as a system in which players compete to win.
there are many games which are fun to some and not to others; for example, starcraft is fun if you enjoy base-building and micromanaging armies, chess is fun to others, and there are even some faggots out there who enjoy league of legends.
chess and starcraft are both games, stop trying to so hard and also kill yourself.
175399 No.14208397
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14187932
He also analyzed a match where Bobby Fischer apparently played against some top-tier dude, it's a fun 10 min watch.
Bobby Fischer was a good Jew
Fight me
e02b5c No.14209170
>>14208343
>a game is a fun competition, whereas competitions arent fun
I know you're baiting because no living soul thinks any definition is based on subjective opinion.
e91e1f No.14209816
>>14208286
This is why I really like Go. The studying to having-fun curve is much smoother. Also, the handicap system is really fair.
4e36d9 No.14209922
>>14208402
He was so typically jewish. Only a jew can be so self-hating.
3db617 No.14209961
>>14209922
the only good jew is a dead jew; in that sense, he was indeed a good jew.
a0a5c1 No.14211280
Bump even if this thread is becoming /tg/ tier.
915d65 No.14211330
>>14208286
You're a retard.
a0a5c1 No.14213306
f2fce6 No.14213844
a46c7a No.14214030
>>14208286
>only opener I've ever studied was the scotch game
>otherwise only studied the general principle of opening theory, as well as the "optimal" end result of development
I've got an ELO of around 1200 and have been playing for about 3 years. A couple of friends of mine all got into chess at the same time and played against one another and then on chess.com for a long time. One of my friends went autistic into the openers and I still regularly beat him using tactics alone.
Maybe you just suck lmao, I don't even have a high ELO and I have a blast with chess
233a6b No.14214250
>>14213830
B - Queen to D1, eat Tower
W - King escapes
B - Queen to D7, eat Queen hot lesbian action
Your move
c4dd18 No.14214288
>>14214250
Instead of king escaping white queen would hla black queen
d3eaca No.14214375
>>14213830
Qxe4+, Ka1 Qc6 offer trading queens - gains another pawns + protects c7 pawn and rook at the same time, trading queens is obviously favourable for black>>14213830
06c3a5 No.14214989
Do you guys also struggle with visualizing the entire board with the pieces and colors being accurate and clear? I'm a Mensa member, so I'm not the dumbest guy around, but I can't quite handle keeping it all in my head yet, especially with complex positions, and the colors on the squares are damn difficult to keep in place. I've been working on it for a few months now: solving tactical problems in my head and the like. Have a long way to go, though. Anyone got any tips on how to improve?
687613 No.14215028
>>14214989
>dumb enough to fall for the mensa meme
>claims to be smart
Let me guess, you're american too?
46638a No.14215041
>>14214989
>hey guys I'm in Mensa, can you help me be gooder at chess?
06c3a5 No.14215096
>>14215028
>dumb enough to fall for the mensa meme
It has its uses.
>american
Nope, European.
>>14215041
t. brainlet
3db617 No.14215193
>>14215096
>mom, mom! i told the boys on the tibetan pottery forum that i'm in mensa! will they be my friend now?
faggot
a46c7a No.14215224
>>14214989
Not everyone is going to be good at visualization when it comes to chess, it really depends on your mbti type and if Si is dominant. Most people have an Si dominance but if you're not one of them then you're better off practicing in other ways than through visualization.
c63aab No.14215242
>>14215096
>admitting that you are a brainlet
18cbab No.14215282
>>14215096
what are the uses of being part of mensa?
my IQ is 145. is there any benefit of joining this group?
e59c24 No.14215317
>>14215282
You get Rick & Morty fans stealing your identity on online forums.
099fff No.14215357
>>14215282
Finding a woman within 5 IQ points of your own, preferrably lower.
7b0cb5 No.14215391
>tfy there are zero tafl sites or programs
099fff No.14215395
>>14215391
If someone decrypts what this mongoloid is saying I'll give them 3 internets.
a0a5c1 No.14215590
>>14215096
I would like you to tell me what's the point of joining mensa.
t. Slightly interested 133 IQ lad.
4c87ee No.14215606
>>14187517
I always used to have some chess game installed on my machines before, but I can't say I play it anymore. I don't really like playing against a computer. Against people is fun, but only the old fashioned way, with a physical board and preferably against someone about as shit as me, because I like to see them ponder. That's half of the entertainment.
abbb4a No.14215645
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>>14187940
Stockfish got owned by Google's AI AlphaZero.
AlphaZero is probably unbeatable.
a0a5c1 No.14215661
>>14215645
But can that AI beat me at Yu Gi Oh?
06c3a5 No.14215662
>>14215282
>>14215590
Bragging rights and maybe the opportunity to meet prominent, interesting people. I never said that the organization is great, but it's worth the time and minor expense to take the test if you're up to the task, desu. Haven't regretted it.
06c3a5 No.14215665
>>14215645
>AlphaZero is probably unbeatable.
For a few years at most.
1ee9f2 No.14215693
a0a5c1 No.14215848
>>14215662
>desu
I no longer want to be involved in any way with that.
0d4db0 No.14215883
>>14215848
>went to see what cuckchan was up to a year or so ago
>see legitimate posts with "desu" attached to the end of them
>then I go to some less-known boards and see really nonsensical posts responding to one another with "desu" randomly put between words and they seem like bots
inb4 thats how retarded cuckchan users speak
I'm getting really fucking paranoid now that I've seen a few "desu" posts a couple of times on 8chan
aeb3b6 No.14215892
>>14215883
It used to be much worse.
df8bb2 No.14215929
This is now a Rick and Morty thread. How many seasons did you watch? Personally, I have watched 15 seasons of the show, and that gave me an immense IQ of 572. That was only possible because watching the first three seasons made me intelligent enough that I could invent a TV that allows me to watch future seasons, making me even more intelligent.
1ee9f2 No.14215932
desu was a prevalent meme a long time ago
idea was
desu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desu
who knows
also no one has accepted my lichess challenge, I have been waiting with the tab open for almost an hour lol
a0a5c1 No.14215942
>>14215932
Maybe because you are a nigger.
3db617 No.14215976
>>14215932
i just joined and you're afk. gj m8.
3db617 No.14215995
>>14215932
sage for doublepost, but you've got about 5 minutes to start the game or i'm bailing.
000000 No.14216008
>>14215929
I just realized RnM is current gen BBT. I'm so nerdy, like Sheridan XD.
aeb3b6 No.14216012
>>14216008
I'm pretty sure BBT is current gen BBT.
0d4db0 No.14216027
>>14215932
Of course I know that. It hasn't been used in ages, and rarely was it used out of it's original context/anime boards/roleplay shit. Why is it popping up in posts without any context, and why is it in seemingly random posts?
1ee9f2 No.14216035
I forgot to enable lichess on scriptsafe, my bad
https://lichess.org/2ewQvVNu
099fff No.14216038
>>14216027
cuckchan filters tbh into desu
000000 No.14216042
>>14216012
It's obviously not as cool anymore.
0d4db0 No.14216062
>>14216038
That's one explanation, but it doesn't cover bots replying to one another with nonsense. Or why it's found its way here all of a sudden.
22e88f No.14216081
>>14216062
Just cuckchanners using the lingo for no reason. I've talked to people who use it even outside of imageboard its like greentexting on Youtube or any non imageboard I guess
0d4db0 No.14216161
>>14216081
I haven't seen it used outside of imageboards and obviously weaaboo deviantart pages much, and it doesn't seem like it's seen any use in the mainstream net in that context. This is bugging the hell out of me now.
1ee9f2 No.14216294
good games anon it was a pleasure
687613 No.14216732
>>14215883
its a wordfilter you dumbass
df2723 No.14218078
>>14187517
If you suck at chess does that mean you're a retarded nigger? I can't win one novice 2 minute bullet game.
bcd5bf No.14218118
>>14218078
Bullet chess is shit.
0dc166 No.14218490
>>14218118
Tell me about bullet chess, anon.
a7b0b5 No.14218841
>>14218490
It's fast and for people that have enough experience to have it in muscle memory.
91345b No.14219031
>>14218490
Chess boxing > bullet chess
ed3f40 No.14219150
886fdc No.14219163
any fellow chess scrubs here that wanna play?
ec59d3 No.14219306
>>14219031
chess boxing is an amazing concept tbh
a0a5c1 No.14219521
>>14219306
>Shake your enemy's brain so hard he can no longer do proper strategy.
91345b No.14219770
369753 No.14223791
d59f77 No.14224870
633860 No.14224933
>>14215661
AIs can't believe in the heart of the cards.
dde84a No.14239399
Is it decided that lichess is the preferred platform?
87b5a6 No.14239421
>>14216038
That's a pretty good filter to discourage ebonics.
426c87 No.14240874
>>14187517
Chess is garbage unbalanced crap. Go is where it's at.
339ce4 No.14241313
>>14215645
We're gonna get Skynetted before the turn of the century.
a0a5c1 No.14241618
>>14240874
Go is gay as shit dude. Stratego is where the good shit is at.
426c87 No.14242473
>>14241618
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
eca653 No.14243903
I don't know what it is about Go, but it's like I understand all the basics until I start playing, then my entire mind goes blank and I turn into a drooling retard. At least I managed to get one win out of 30
40a8ea No.14244190
>>14208402
He sounds like a Schizo
901b14 No.14244232
>>14241313
we're a pretty long way off from that still though.
f6f2db No.14253601
>>14199207
pxq, rxq, Knxr. I can't see past that, but it's trading a rook and a queen for a queen and some position.
528bfe No.14253639
>>14188699
If it weren't for that fact that Akagi's editors will literally never let it end as it is the only thing keeping it's manga magazine alive, I would recommend it as well.
48e5ab No.14267225
>>14215645
did black just cheat at 11:49? pawns can only capture diagonally as i recall
21b108 No.14267284
I always wanted a chance to play THUD, unfortunately it's fucking expensive to import a board from Bongland and no one I knows even likes these kinds of games. For those who dont know it's kind of like Chess, but one side is all rooks and requires at least 2 pieces to capture an opponent and the other side moves like standard kings (One in every direction). The idea is you play two rounds and after the first switch sides.
9fcef2 No.14267424
48e5ab No.14272959
>>14267424
oh shit, thats gonna be a handy trick to pull out at my next chess game
04b336 No.14272982
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>>14243903
You have a game to share? I can take a look at it.
eca653 No.14273342
>>14272982
Here's the only game I won in the past few weeks. It's a 13x13, no handicap, 5.5 komi. I'm on black, I won by like 0.5 points despite my best efforts. It's 20 kyu, so it's all pretty bad. I got scared that I didn't have enough points around move 100, and made the worst invasion ever on move 109. It honestly should have lost me the game, but I guess I just had just enough territory to afford my blunder, I'm actually really surprised that I won.
https://files.catbox.moe/fs4p2o.sgf
82d559 No.14273349
>>14208402
Bobby Fischer did nothing wrong.
04b336 No.14273836
>>14273342
https://online-go.com/review/295946
You need practice with reading. Some of the stuff that came up in your game I didn't even have to read. White really let you get away with murder with your center group and your top left corner.
I highly recommend these books. If you get A&D, just read through it and try and understand the concepts.