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60a34d No.14183203
>Fans ask for games
>Get cardboards
Am I the only one laughing?
eee1ae No.14183208
>cardboards
But no you're not
01e0f9 No.14183209
Just what we need. Another thread on this.
d4c2e7 No.14183222
You could print out the templates for free.
60a34d No.14183231
>>14183209
Wasn't there for 3 days my shitty work
I wish I could have laugh with the others.
>>14183210
My name is not Mark, Anon, calm down.
>>14183218
This is gold
>>14183222
And no gaems
>>14183226
What happen?
3479ad No.14183234
>>14183203
This obvious nigger is really triggered by cardboard kits aimed at children.
eee1ae No.14183239
>>14183226
there was a cuckchan sperg in the thread and mark did what he did best, ruined the thread and catalog for it because he couldn't handle the faggot
07b186 No.14183246
>>14183233
Someone should change the dialogue to say Yeah, Get me outta here, Mark
2f1932 No.14183251
I don't get the $80 meme, the cost is for the game with the cardboard thing being a cheap peripheral right?
eee1ae No.14183258
>>14183251
No, its for the entire thing faggot
They never mention the price breakdown but some people like to speculate its 60$ and the cardboard is 20$ which is the most 'reasonable' way to break it down but its Nintendo we're talking about here
its a collection of shitty shovelware games intended to work with the gimmick and nothing else and it was probably developed for peanuts
b5a7e5 No.14183259
what's even the issue? It just looks like a fucking creative set for children.
a8a796 No.14183267
>There's no Arduino
>So is it reflective stickers? You're literally selling cardboard with tech?
<Actually it's all the Joy Con and the Switch. It uses camera tech to detect the positions of the Joy Con
On one hand, this alleviate my fears of Nintendo forcing consumers to pay for cardboard and it's not the Arduino but if the Labo software is actually like an Arduino software where you can code shit, even if Scratch entry, and turn Switch into an Arduino, that more than enough make it.
But on the other hand, there are people who don't know about this and are saying that arts and crafts is equivalent to teaching kids STEM.
Overall it's like Wii peripherals except, you can actually build a peripheral. Congrats now we can have a waifu controller.
3479ad No.14183269
>>14183251
Pretty much but there is an autistic weirdo freaking out about cardboard. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
204a92 No.14183275
so is this some kind of weird gook April Fool's joke?
60a34d No.14183281
>>14183234
I could buy 8 delicious pizza with 80 bucks and after licking the grease, do a free Nintendo lab and have my stomach full of pizza.
>>14183258
>its a collection of shitty shovelware games
Based Nintendo, making money with shit.
>>14183259
>Children
Did you see the Ad anon?
>>14183267
Nintendo Fuckbots when?
>>14183269
Can I see that man? I need a good laugh.
60a34d No.14183285
>>14183275
Maybe April fool is during the whole month of January in Gookland.
Just see Logan Paul.
b5a7e5 No.14183286
>>14183281
clearly they're just actors to demonstrate the product. There's no fucking way this shit is advertised towards adults.
3fd20b No.14183288
>>14183275
It's real, son, oh it is real
People are laughing
People are shitposting
People are buying
People are banning
Enjoy the ride
efc395 No.14183293
>>14183265
protoShoe never deserved attention.
60a34d No.14183298
>>14183286
>they're just actors
>There's no fucking way this shit is advertised towards adults.
>>14183288
eee1ae No.14183300
>there are people on /v/ who have already ordered this shit
5b2cfd No.14183304
>>14183288
>that pic
Thanks anon. I no longer have any urge to ever pick up a Switch for myself.
060152 No.14183320
>nintendo now makes you assemble its gimmick waggleshit peripherals
b0b85f No.14183322
>>14183203
I'm laughing so i can't cry.
202879 No.14183323
>>14183288
Man spic mark really let himself go.
09f606 No.14183325
>70$ for recycled cardboard and a shovelware thats going to be worse than 1-2 Switch
>>14183315
>implying he isn't going to steal the cardboard from hobos
eee1ae No.14183326
b5a7e5 No.14183329
>>14183298
you know what's the truly fucking sad part? This shit would have appealed to me when I was 10, but my parents wouldn't be able to afford it.
>tfw can't afford paper
3fd20b No.14183330
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>>14183304
I have seen worse but I got banned for posting themso here they are
871ba8 No.14183334
Only 3 months before we find out if it's shit or not.
204a92 No.14183345
>>14183334
I come from the future.
It's shit.
eee1ae No.14183354
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>>14183330
There's a grotesqueness to the new cuckchan wojak that disturbs me deeply
I'm not sure what it is. Maybe its the teeth.
2a40cb No.14183359
>>14183218
You'll live to see many threads about it here and many people defend it.
>>14183334
As if you need to wonder.
>>14183330
>28
>mum still buys him toys
I'm not exactly a perfect image of a responsible adult myself, but at least my mother only ever buys me socks.
That shit is depressing to look at.
871ba8 No.14183361
>>14183330
I'm still dubious about whoever said that open mouth=fear
Any other species having an open mouth and bearing teeth means "back the fuck off,i am angry",i think what matters is the degree of the mouth being opened
09f606 No.14183365
>>14183359
The more depressing part is that in 5 years he has made no changes in his life.
b5a7e5 No.14183368
>>14183359
my mom doesn't even buy me gifts anymore
she bought the farm a few years ago;_;
202879 No.14183371
>>14183361
They're trying to look "funny".
07b186 No.14183372
>>14183275
It doesn't matter, Mark will buy it anyway
871ba8 No.14183377
>>14183364
We've seen the shitty cardboard,not much of the software with it,not saying it'll be worth the price,but i'm wondering if people will actually be content with it,or if it'll be so generic/unsatisfying even they want a refund.
60a34d No.14183386
>>14183303
And they did literally nothing
>>14183322
That's the way Anon, embrace despair, don't fight it.
>>14183329
If your parents could not afford a 80 buck piece of cardboard, they're maybe poor, but at least they're not dumb.
>>14183330
>Manchilds
Oh boy.
8743d3 No.14183392
ya no not gonna really bother caring much nintendo will get its sales from the dedicated few madchildren that continue to buy multiple copies of their games, As well dealing with scalpers because for some reason nintendo will not know how to produce enough cardboard.
07b186 No.14183405
>>14183303
Sony always wins baby
871ba8 No.14183415
>>14183401
Such a fucking good movie,i need to rewatch it sometime.
07f960 No.14183422
I don't know. I wouldn't get one for myself but I still think it's impressive. A good toy for children but is it durable?
efe338 No.14183426
>>14183422
I doubt it anon, would probably be more interesting if it was 3D printed
3fd20b No.14183429
I hope sony and microsoft will try to do something similar
8743d3 No.14183452
>>14183429
sony and microsoft learn not to follow so much anymore.
Sony's focus on games and as of late VR since people are seemly buying that.
Microsoft is focus on trying to get games and games on pc etc again anyone getting xboners have been with xbox for a long time no one new is really coming to it.
3fd20b No.14183453
>>14183401
>>14183361
It is a sighn of submission and need for acknowledgement
204a92 No.14183456
>>14183422
>cardboard
>durable
Lifespan is probably hours if you're being careful
efe338 No.14183457
871ba8 No.14183474
>>14183453
I don't know about that,i've only heard of it being an anger posture before.
3fd20b No.14183493
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>>14183474
I saw it in a documentary somewhere, researchers who live among wolves have to have open mouth whenever the pack approaches them, otherwise they would tear them apart
59766d No.14183524
>>14183493
I bet she takes the knot
09be93 No.14183530
Nintendo is Apple of console market.
It's less noticeable, because everyone in console market wants to be Apple to some extent, but Nintendo are the ones who got the formula right.
>closed locked in hardware/software ecosystem
>shoddy design decisions
>overpriced gimmicks and non-standard periferals instead of quality hardware
>rabid fanbase that will defend it
Even designs are somewhat similar. Pippin looks like Wii's older long lost brother.
Granted, I don't remember Apple selling cardboard for 70-80$ but they certainly can, if they put a similar environmental and DIY marketing spin on it.
871ba8 No.14183531
>>14183493
Hmm,if i had to guess it's the amount being opened as i said earlier
Teeth only probably means anger
Teeth plus agape mouth means submission
09be93 No.14183543
>>14183493
Humans are not wolves though. Not all of the body language is universal across all mammals.
871ba8 No.14183545
>>14183493
If you can get the name of that documentary though i'd appreciate it,sounds interesting.
a36c46 No.14183551
>>14183524
I bet you're knot wrong.
7fc247 No.14183562
255f8d No.14183565
Maybe Nintendo is just getting ahead of the game.
DRM ramping up will make vidya unplayable and gook nuke EMP will eventually render all electronics meaningless.
But Nintendo cardboard will survive
59766d No.14183572
>>14183556
this is grade A autism and I'm loving it.
18907e No.14183574
>>14183493
>>14183453
Is that why dogs always try to lick the inside of your mouth if you open it too close to them? I was sleeping with my mouth open once and my dog jumped on my bed and stuck her whole snout in my mouth. I freaked out and hit her because I was still half asleep and didn't know what was going on.She was afraid of me for a long time after that.
7fc247 No.14183575
>>14183556
We had two full threads that got like 600 posts each before you cuckchanners started spreading your cancer.
000000 No.14183580
>>14183556
>anecdotal evidence
>showing that spammed threads were locked which is 100% justified on any board
>doesn't show banned/deleted posts
this is the worst image of this sort I've ever seen, you're probably mark trying to delegitimize anyone who actually has a valid complaint
2a40cb No.14183581
>>14183556
Mark is a kike faggot, but that picture is cancer.
e0519e No.14183619
>>14183612
not so fast, chucklenuts
>>>/sudo/67879
1431cb No.14183623
>>14183556
>make duplicate threads
>get banned
>make meta threads
>get banned
>start spamming every thread on the board
>in a thread that still isn't bumplocked 75 posts in
ed6240 No.14183624
>>14183524
Those wolves are aggressive enough as dominating and fighting each other right next to her. Good thing she isn't on her period. I hear that drug sniffing dogs go crazy and rip open packages in customs all the time…only to reveal dirty used camwhore panties. XD
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 7fc247 No.14183625
>>14183619
You can really tell when there's been a banning spree on cuckchan. This place starts overflowing with cancer.
b5a7e5 No.14183627
>>14183619
>doesn't know what a copypasta is
59766d No.14183632
>>14183624
I know what I'm fapping to tonight
d7679b No.14183635
>>14183627
that's a cute dog, though
774889 No.14183652
>>14183246
>>14183233
pic 1: what you requested
pic 2: extra
211c75 No.14183654
>>14183624
>XD
You need to leave. Immediately.
ed6240 No.14183682
>>14183654
But it was spoilered! <('_' <) ^(~V~)^ (> '_')>
ad3c12 No.14183687
>>14183632
Pa**ackages filled with drugs? You have to go back, Paco.*
8b7bd0 No.14183688
I sure can't wait for Nintendo to push this shit in every Direct from now on.
ad3c12 No.14183697
>>14183687
f-fugging budderfingers x—DDDD
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) b5a7e5 No.14183705
this thread has given me at least 6 different strains of AIDs
59766d No.14183711
>>14183697
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
434aa4 No.14183739
>>14183368
Yeah but now you got a sweet new farm.
4d12c7 No.14183745
>>14183350
Man, almost forgot about this "game". I hope it brings even a quarter of the laughs DmC did.
202879 No.14183757
>>14183697
Oh come on he's banned but the nigger using XD still walks?
59766d No.14183763
>>14183757
It's a joke ban, it was probably ten minutes long, it doesn't matter.
fa86a6 No.14183764
>>14183757
Does he, anon, does he?
d2132e No.14183780
59766d No.14183786
>>14183773
wow that's fucking dumb.
0d5580 No.14183794
>>14183288
>SomecallmeJohnny is nintendo fanboy
>will no doubt buy a lab just to test it out for his channel
God damn it, you normalfag spic.
7fc247 No.14183798
>>14183794
>caring about ecelebs
ae7279 No.14183799
I thought this was some fake ass parody bullshit. But goddamned Nintendo you really know how to cater to the nu-males and soyboys. Fucking hell.
fa86a6 No.14183806
>>14183799
It isn't nintendo's fault manchildren can't grow up, all they're doing is making stuff for little kids.
73d3f1 No.14183808
>>14183794
>knowing e-celebs
>watching e-celebs
59766d No.14183814
>>14183809
Well now you're gonna get banned longer for ban evading dumbass.
ae7279 No.14183819
>>14183806
>It isn't nintendo's fault manchildren can't grow up
You would know.
0d5580 No.14183823
>>14183798
>caring about ecelebs
I just hate how most internet personalities I follow are giving Nintendo the "thumbs up" for this lab kit nonsense.
>>14183808
>knowing e-celebs
>watching e-celebs
It's just entertainment, anon. No big deal.
60a34d No.14183825
>>14183612
I really hope this is satirical, because if I laugh too much, I might bust a nut.
If not, consider this advice that an old man told me once:
"Being a man is not about your age, your possessions nor your happiness. This is bullshit. Being a man is being yourself, to be full aware of who you are and what is around you, to be reliable and strong enough to keep it up, even if the world want to see you dead."
You can say whatever you want, but be a real man is as tough as to get a true friend: Hard as finding a golden nugget in a mine of yellowstone, but once you achieve it, the opinion of the sheep doesn't matter anymore to you.
TL;DR: Enjoy your 80$ cardboard you fucking autistic soyboy.
73d3f1 No.14183830
>>14183823
But anon, maybe you're part of the problem they are afloat, because you giving them views and shill them out publicly by speaking about them on fucking imageboards.
Also Labo is not a bad thing in general, its just jewy in price.
0d5580 No.14183851
>>14183830
>shill them out publicly by speaking about them on fucking imageboards.
Noted. Didn't think about that with my post.
>Also Labo is not a bad thing in general, its just jewy in price.
Hey, that's your opinion, man. I just thought Nintendo would wow us with some information worth while. But, I guess that had to remind everyone at the end of the day, their core demographic has and always will be children.
3fd20b No.14183854
>>14183830
It is a shitty gimmick even without the price
7fc247 No.14183863
>>14183830
>Also Labo is not a bad thing in general
It's a cardboard box.
ee6c36 No.14183868
>>14183530
You just described video game consoles.
ae7279 No.14183873
>>14183830
>Also Labo is not a bad thing in general
You don't even fucking know what it is. So far is just shitty cardboard with a print on it. For fucks sake it's nothing more than that. This shit is next level kikery.
73d3f1 No.14183881
>>14183854
>>14183863
Well, its not just any cardboard. Its a cardboard with special AR lines and colors, that's only recognizable by nintendo switch. Its also licensed professional cardboard specifically designed for such a toy. Its not your usual cheap cardboard. If you noticed the material is not the same as cardboard boxes people use for packaging, its more like gundam's gunpla. But its a special cardboard dyi kit for building your own controllers for video games and small decorative houses to store your console in and show around the house. Its like a fucking lego. Obviously japanese and white american kids can afford $80 for cardboard toy with a video game included. The audience are rich parents and probably stock is very low too. Just like nintendo switch itself was understocked.
Its teaching parents to engage with their children in engineering hobby with something they like - nintendo video games.
09f606 No.14183889
>>14183881
>nintendrone is literally shilling and damage controlling for 70$ piece of cardboard
45d624 No.14183895
>>14183203
>Am I the only one laughing?
Welcome to yesterday, stupid.
9658ec No.14183898
>14183361
Different species have different non-verbal visual cues of their face and body. It's like how a tail wag on dog (happy) or a cat (um, unhappy?) is different.
If you look at primate/chimps, the full tooth smile is fear while a open mouth scream is nervousness, fear. Also sometimes excited.
>>14183456
I'm curious to how much sweat/moisture the cardboard could handle. While you probably won't see F-Zero Labo edition any time soon, a "hardcore" game experience (and a hot environment to speed it up perspiration) could shorten the life of the cardboard.
7fc247 No.14183899
>>14183881
>special cardboard
Nigga it's just paper.
8b7bd0 No.14183900
>>14183885
I'll get upset at whatever I fucking want.
4d12c7 No.14183905
>>14183851
I don't think actual children have been playing Nintendo stuff for well over a decade now.
a5e90e No.14183907
>>14183885
You can "engage with your children" with any ole cardboard, why the fuck do you need all those lines.
Just use your imagination.
ae7279 No.14183908
>>14183881
And it's the shills again. What a goddamned surprise.
1431cb No.14183910
>>14183881
>there are anons here that doubt Nintendo won't use the finest materials in making their arts and craft project kits
>not wanting enhanced cardboard
03b61b No.14183914
>>14183881
>it's not just cardboard, they printed stuff on it
What a marvel. If only someone had dreamed of being able to print things onto standard cardboard before.
09f606 No.14183915
>>14183907
why the fuck would a kid want to play with cardboard when you bought a game console for them?
211c75 No.14183916
>>14183885
It's a FUCKING BOX
a5e90e No.14183922
>>14183885
Can't get cucked if you never get married
871ba8 No.14183923
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>>14183493
Was it perhaps this one? just wondering if i got it right
73d3f1 No.14183929
>>14183902
Its for 10+ years old kids anon. Also look at those very high resolution shots, you think this is not durable?
09f606 No.14183937
>>14183929
>look at those promotional shots goy
>you think this is not durable
Nigger its cardboard, not titanium.
3fd20b No.14183938
>>14183923
Sorry m8 I really dont remember
871ba8 No.14183941
>>14183938
Ah,well thank you anyways,it's given me some stuff to watch.
73d3f1 No.14183942
>>14183937
>its cardboard, not titanium
Well. At least if your nigger child eats it like an animal he is, he won't get poisoned.
06c617 No.14183943
>>14183851
So, they specifically say that they are going to show something aimed to kids and then you get upset when exactly that happens?
f15b95 No.14183947
>>14183929
It's fucking cardboard.
09f606 No.14183948
>>14183942
Don't project your cuckold tendencies on me you bull prepping soyboy
a5e90e No.14183949
>>14183917
That ain't my picture you sick pedo, I don't even want kids.
7fc247 No.14183953
>>14183929
Not $80 durable
3fd20b No.14183954
>>14183917
>we lolifags are not pedophiles
6b758f No.14183958
>>14183885
>Only /v/ could get upset at fucking cardboard.
...that morons will happily buy for 70 fucking dollars.
73d3f1 No.14183961
>>14183953
You fags said the same about Szechuan sauce being more affordable in literal gallons on amazon. Do you shill amazon?
4d12c7 No.14183966
>>14183943
If I was a kid and I got this for Christmas or whatever I'd probably be pissed.
09f606 No.14183968
>>14183961
what the fuck are you even talking about you retard
4d12c7 No.14183973
>>14183961
The fuck kind of non sequitur is this?
7fc247 No.14183974
>>14183961
What the fuck are you even talking about?
3fd20b No.14183977
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>>14183967
Image courtesy of our /tv/
06c617 No.14183980
>>14183966
And we are speaking in hypotheticals because?
73d3f1 No.14183981
There's an article about you goys:
https://archive.fo/FkbdU
efe338 No.14183982
7fc247 No.14183985
>>14183981
That explains all the fags like you and >>14183885 acting like we are upset about this rather than laughing at it. So that's the narrative they are going with.
c0e7a3 No.14183987
>>14183881
>special cardboard
I think you need to leave.
e324ff No.14183988
>>14183881
<It's special cardboard, please believe me!
<Y-youre not in our demographic anymore, stop caring!
>special paperboard
>not just a printjob with QR and AR codes slapped on
>implying this isnt replicatable
>paying for paper with a brand on it
By your logic and reasoning, other packaging companies could cut in on the racket and make third party kits.
I can see it now…
>in the near future, nintendo is at odds with the entire paper industry
>nintendo filed DMCA claims against all other paper/packaging companies for infringing on their intellectual property
>packaging companies, in turn, cut all business and logistics ties with nintendo
>instead of saving face, nintendo decides to double down
>nintendo paper and cardboard, coming soon
please return to lebbit, shill
b3d5ef No.14183992
EIGHTY US DOLLARS FOR CARDBOARD
73d3f1 No.14183994
>>14183985
Nah, i am the only not joyless fuck here who can enjoy things.
I already said i don't like the price either.
09f606 No.14184000
>>14183994
>i am the only not joyless fuck here who can enjoy things
You liking cuckolding doesn't make it normal.
4d12c7 No.14184005
>>14183988
I can't wait to get pulled over by the same car Nintendo used to kill Gunpei Yokoi just because I have a bunch of unlicensed empty boxes in my trunk.
19b745 No.14184011
>>14183981
>>14183994
That whole article has no insight, it's colllecting a bunch of tweets with sources to them and literally reacting to them, how fucking braindead of a fucking moron do you have to be to not only share this fucking garbage but also use it as a reputable source for your shit argument, go jump off a bridge.
751a40 No.14184013
Nintendo really needs to start thinking outside the box
59766d No.14184018
>>14184017
are you retarded?
c0e7a3 No.14184020
e324ff No.14184021
>>14183994
Dont you have a youtube rant to record and upload, schizoid?
if it is you, pretendfag, how could you honestly give star fox zero a 10? are you some sorta tetminal cuck? Or, are you the same fag who defended that games shit controls when it was released?
73d3f1 No.14184028
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>>14184021
>Dont you have a youtube rant to record and upload, schizoid?
Already did. Here it is.
e26aee No.14184034
>>14183281
>I could buy 8 delicious pizza with 80 bucks and after licking the grease, do a free Nintendo lab and have my stomach full of pizza.
Yeah that's a good question, where are the two pizzas that are supposed to come with this? Dammit I knew I should have chosen Little Caesars for this instead.
dca000 No.14184036
How come nobody fucking thought of this
09f606 No.14184040
>>14184036
add a 70$ pricetag and it'd be perfect
73d3f1 No.14184042
>>14184036
Because open mouth is a cuckchan meme?
59766d No.14184046
>>14184038
>goes to reddit
>can't find stickied threads
No, it would seem you are.
e324ff No.14184051
>>14184028
>actually embedding jewtube
>shilling
>admitting to being a cuck shill who has derailed many threads
Enjoy your ban
c0e7a3 No.14184053
>>14184042
Do not blaspheme the Druid.
73d3f1 No.14184060
>>14184051
>he didn't clicked on the video
3fd20b No.14184064
>>14184042
Dont start another shitstorm you stupid autist, it is fucking numales doing that shit.
e324ff No.14184065
>>14184060
Hooktube, webm, or fuck off. I aint clicking shit
4d12c7 No.14184068
>>14184036
God fuck I thought that was a NISA logo at the top there for a second.
ed9474 No.14184069
>laugh on normie social media because of a fucking cardboard box
>"you're not their demographic anymore stop being so mad"
>mfw
What is their demographic now, my fucking cat? I hope the other two console makers aren't retarded enough to copy this.
421340 No.14184070
>>14184063
>browse reddit on my phone
Mark please do your job.
59766d No.14184071
>>14184063
Ban this fucking nigger
4d12c7 No.14184073
>>14184069
I would actually love to see Microsoft do it if only to see who the fuck is even left to defend it.
9658ec No.14184079
>>14183881
>Its a cardboard with special AR lines and colors
Do you even know what hell you are talking about when you refer to AR?
The infrared camera isn't picking up the cardboard directly, it's seeing the movement of reflective tape strips applied (by the user) to the cardboard pieces.
ed9474 No.14184080
dca000 No.14184081
>>14184068
Nothing is fucking sacred
73d3f1 No.14184082
>>14184065
>being literally afraid to click on youtube links
This is what i call a fucking paranoia.
45f416 No.14184086
>>14184081
But, everything is scared.
cf303d No.14184090
09f606 No.14184091
>>14184073
polygon will do it
they are literally bought and paid for by microsoft
>>14184082
>wants people to click on jewtube embeds
hello cuckchan
a0c5d8 No.14184092
>>14184082
Fuck off kike, at least Hooktube, there is no reason not to use Hooktube if you're too lazy to webm
ed9474 No.14184095
>>14184083
All I own from this gen is a 3ds but I don't want this stupid box shit to spread anymore. It's bad enough they're all trying to sell me worthless digital boxes. I don't need worthless physical ones too.
e324ff No.14184100
>>14184082
>scared of clicking links
>what are click metrics, embed data, and origin point data
You already exposed youself, please return to >>>/reddit/
45f416 No.14184101
You're all going to have to get some focus. Remember, you few.
874cb7 No.14184106
>>14184092
>at least Hooktube
Shit's fucking broke on this site. Constantly fucks up how to pause and you don't get a time stamp. Until that shits flawless I say fuck it. Youtube will be dead within the decade either way.
a0c5d8 No.14184110
>>14184089
Mate we know phones are spyware, so is your Computer, what we're saying is you using Reddit makes you a kike or a golem
>>14184095
Why not, at this point them fucking up is only a good thing
30a486 No.14184111
>>14184082
>This is what i call a fucking paranoia.
It's what I call "not shilling your YouTube channel on /v/".
73d3f1 No.14184114
>>14184111
>>14184100
I love being free of conspiracy theories like yours.
9010ae No.14184121
Honestly I'd get a good laugh if Nintendo actually manages to make a fun tank game out of this.
Cardboard plane and tank sim when
87eaa4 No.14184122
>>14183624
This post is stupid, but not worthy of the Mark of shame.
59766d No.14184123
>>14184113
Welcome back schizo anon.
c0e7a3 No.14184128
>>14184069
>Sony makes theirs out of corrugated plastic, is technically better but has no games for it and doesn't sell
>Microsoft makes theirs from balsa, gets accused of destroying the rainforest
>Sega shitsposts on twitter roleplaying as Sonic living in a cardboard box, then proceeds to try to sell blue Sonic themed boxes ruining the good will they spent a year building up
cf303d No.14184129
>>14184121
Soon to come
POKEMON SNAP 2
b4a26e No.14184133
ITT: autists who can't comprehend that they aren't the target audience for a product, as usual
f15b95 No.14184134
>>14184121
At least VR games where you set up what amount to spawn or anchor points in your real world aren't 70 fucking bucks.
87eaa4 No.14184136
>>14183697
This however is.
e324ff No.14184141
>>14184114
>i love being lobotomized!
>ever since i got that pesky frontal lobe removed, everything is so much easier!
Return to the flock, lest you get eaten by wolves
9010ae No.14184143
>>14184129
I'd think about playing it
f6302f No.14184145
>>14184108
>Not reddit and nothing on a phone.
are phones reddit now? What do you do if you need to make a call?
>>14184110
>Mate we know phones are spyware, so is your Computer
Yes, but phones are far more pozzed than computers and computers are especially pozzed right now.
>using Reddit makes you a kike or a golem
I like to keep tabs on what normies are up to so I can spot outliers on here better and blend in when needed. I'm sure others on here do the same.
Most over-the-top reactions like
>>14184108
are newfags who think they've absorbed 8chan culture enough that they can blend in.
4d12c7 No.14184146
>>14184129
If they didn't do it for the 3DS they never will.
874cb7 No.14184154
>>14184119
I've been through 3 browsers. Shit's fucked.
>>14184120
k
f15b95 No.14184157
>>14184133
Who wants to be? That's like being the target for Funko shit.
ed9474 No.14184160
>>14184096
I don't know what else to call them. They're very easy and fun to bait.
>>14184110
If they all go full retard I might have to actually play something out of my backlog.
09f606 No.14184162
>>14184133
Lootboxes and general kikery is ok because you're not the target audience :^)
c0e7a3 No.14184167
>>14184133
So you're saying that gamers don't have to be Nintendo's audience anymore.
7fc247 No.14184176
>>14184160
>I don't know what else to call them.
Fucking lurk more newfag.
a0c5d8 No.14184179
>>14184154
works on my machine
>>14184145
I'd say W10 is worse than Android 4
421340 No.14184181
>>14184114
>calling people conspiracy theorists on here of all places
If you want yourself to be doxxed and humiliated go right ahead
202879 No.14184185
>>14183967
I shouldn't feel this smug for not being a retard but here we are.
b5b3d7 No.14184186
>>14183265
Boxxy is not shoeonhead if thats what you're implying
874cb7 No.14184187
>>14184169
I also use have an account where I subscribe to small channels with a throwaway email. Stay mad fag
b4a26e No.14184191
>>14184162
not a valid comparison
>>14184161
overpriced is fair for the switch, but not so much everything else in nintendo's recent past
>>14184167
this might also be intended for non-"hardcore" gamers, but sure, every product doesn't have to be aimed at the core gamer audience.
this board is pure faux jadedness and edgy because it's hip and trendy to be those things.
ed9474 No.14184197
>>14184176
Somehow I doubt "fucking lurk more newfag" is a workable name for the average moron on social media, who exists only to be baited into getting mad. Normie works pretty well.
09f606 No.14184199
>>14184191
>not a valid comparison
Nothing is a valid comparison because its ok when nintendo does it
87eaa4 No.14184208
874cb7 No.14184211
>>14184200
>so butt bothered he can't stop replying
kek
b78dd5 No.14184215
What's the deal with gaping mouths and the switch? Did Nintendo make these people give it blowjobs after buying the Switch?
e324ff No.14184217
>>14184197
Are you soft in the head, normalfag? Do you need someone to escort you to >>>/reddit/?
a0c5d8 No.14184219
>>14184133
A Cardboard fucking box
7fc247 No.14184224
>>14184197
Okay so you're just pretending to be retarded. Take that shit back to cuckchan.
87eaa4 No.14184227
>>14184222
Anon, stop replying to it.
f15b95 No.14184232
>>14184215
Faux excitement.
>>14184211
>this fuckwit again
ed9474 No.14184235
>>14184217
You seem very upset.
>>14184224
I still don't even get what you're mad about. You just started sperging out over nothing.
b4a26e No.14184237
>>14184199
carboard peripherals that you build yourself to go with premade minigames is hardly a trend, and it's not going to negatively impact the market by setting one either.
there's literally nothing wrong with experimentation like this :)
>>14184210
pic related
1f3b06 No.14184242
>>14184208
Uh-hoh meme bolis is here and totally not an assmongled nintendo fan.
Seriously fuck off newfag
87eaa4 No.14184243
>>14184235
>I still don't even get what you're mad about.
This has to bait. Either way, >>>/out/
874cb7 No.14184244
>>14184222 (checked)
>still replying
Nice job wasting trips on being anal wrecked.
>>14184232
>this redditor again
a0c5d8 No.14184245
>>14184208
fuck off kike, cuckchan stole it off of us
I bet you think Sargon of cuckad invented kek
09f606 No.14184249
>>14184237
>carboard peripherals that you build yourself to go with premade minigames is hardly a trend
Overpriced gimmicks with nothing to back them up is a pretty common trend among console manufacturers, from the the dildo that is the PS Move, the Nigger annihilator Kinect to the wasted of money that was the Motion plus.
a5e90e No.14184253
I like what this thread turned into
a0c5d8 No.14184260
>>14184253
A Cardboard box?
c0e7a3 No.14184262
>>14184222
>>14184248
>>14184210
>>14184200
>>14184161
Do it faggot.
771653 No.14184263
Hey the cardboard is free just check the post office
ed9474 No.14184264
>>14184243
You are getting mad on the internet at a person who has admitted to enjoying the anger of others. Maybe you should consider using the filter if you're so upset that I like to piss people off on normie websites in my free time. You're just enabling me and giving me more incentive to stay here since autistic people are getting mad at me for no reason.
b5b3d7 No.14184269
Daily reminder that you can download the templates for free and make the kits out of sheets of plastic, metal, or dried semen if you so please
a0c5d8 No.14184270
>>14184264
A cardboard box
874cb7 No.14184275
>>14184253
Pure uncensored shitposting. Enough to bring out the edgiest fags and turn this place into a honeypot. If you bought this cardboard garbage though you should unironically kill yourself
87eaa4 No.14184276
>>14184242
>Everyone who doesn't like cuckchan's shit memes gargles Jewtendo's cock
Stop IP hopping
>>14184245
Yes, and this is shitty cuckchan OC based off of it, not the original stale memes. You think the cancerous shillary pepe edits are the same as the MAGA ones faggot?
ed9474 No.14184279
>>14184270
Yes, it is a cardboard box. I agree it's very stupid. That's why I've been going on normal people social media, because it's funny to watch them get mad when you say selling overpriced cardboard is stupid.
5374c4 No.14184280
>>14183543
Showing teeth among primates is considered a submission act so there you go
a0c5d8 No.14184284
>>14184279
I thought you were the guy defending cardboard, never mind me
c0e7a3 No.14184287
Why has this stupid gimmick game so fanned the fires of autism?
b5b3d7 No.14184289
>>14184280
except not at all
f15b95 No.14184297
>>14184287
It's like E3 Wii Music. It's laughable.
b4a26e No.14184298
>>14184249
don't buy it if it doesn't appeal to you. this isn't the case of some franchise that was ruined by something or something previously loved turned into trash. it doesn't infringe on the games we actually play either.
it's harmless
ed9474 No.14184300
>>14184284
God no. I don't even like real peripherals most of the time.
3fd20b No.14184302
>>14184276
Stop derailing another thread with your meme autism please
>>14184253
I am enjoying the ride, it truly brings out the worst autism on this board
09f606 No.14184310
>>14184287
Nintendrones are in full on damage control mode as there is no logical way to justify paying 70$ plus tax for cardboard.
>>14184298
>don't buy it if it doesn't appeal to you
Literally the same talking point as shills who defend microtransactions and lootboxes. But hey, its different when your favorite company does it.
e324ff No.14184318
>>14184264
Youre sorely mistaken, palsie.
I, myself, am not offended. I just know that youre a normalfaggot who should return to >>>/reddit/
b5b3d7 No.14184324
>>14184310
>Literally the same talking point as shills who defend microtransactions and lootboxes.
Disingenuous comparison because this is a separate game while lootboxes and micro-transactions ruin games you already play
b4a26e No.14184326
>>14184310
can you fucking read? this has no impact on anything. it's not changing any games or how the industry monetizes them. it's not remotely comparable.
intelligent responses only please.
ed9474 No.14184328
>>14184318
Don't make me post some nice floors in here.
e324ff No.14184339
09f606 No.14184346
>>14184324
>>14184326
>he is gonna pay 70$
>for a piece of cardboard
>with shovelware attached to it
>with a grin that spans ear to ear
b4a26e No.14184351
>>14184346
not buying anything
try again
202879 No.14184352
b5b3d7 No.14184359
>>14184346
>>he is gonna pay 70$
>>for a piece of cardboard
>>with shovelware attached to it
>>with a grin that spans ear to ear
Where the fuck did you get that idea from
Maybe the place where you get all your other retarded half-baked harebrained thoughts?
ed9474 No.14184360
>>14184339
We >>>/floor/ now
09f606 No.14184367
>>14184359
nice spacing
totally tells everyone where you come from
5374c4 No.14184369
>>14184289
> Among macaques species that have despotic social systems characterized by strict, linear dominance hierarchies, i.e. rhesus monkeys, the bared-teeth display appears to be a signal of submission, or rank recognition in that it is only given by subordinates to higher ranking individuals
A google search away you nig https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2555422/
255f8d No.14184371
>novel idea
I'll certainly give you that
>outlet for creativeness
Depends on what the kit allows, I guess
>expanding game interaction
Again depends on what the kit but sure
>$70
C-A-R-D-B-O-A-R-D how can anyone defend seventy dollars holy shit
e94399 No.14184373
>>14184360
I'm starting to get rustled
3fd20b No.14184376
>>14184363
Wait mods really banned a wrong anon? Lol
b5b3d7 No.14184379
>>14184367
>haha u reddit
How do you know what reddit posts look like, anon….?
e324ff No.14184386
>>14184360
>cant even link boards properly
>>>/reddit/
Keep posting rustle, im sure the hotpockets will love it. :^)
b5b3d7 No.14184387
>>14184369
Okay and in chimps (the primate I posted) bared teeth is a sign of aggression retard
Who cares about a single family of Old World monkeys it's not universal
ed9474 No.14184391
>>14184373
Nothing wrong with that.
>>14184386
I linked it fine, it just doesn't exist. Kind of like your sex life.
5db1ba No.14184394
>>14183203
LMAO
Holy shit! If you vidya cucks needed anymore evidence that these game companies think you're fucking retarded. Here it is.
Stop buying their shit!
fbe007 No.14184395
>>14184324
You think Nintendo is experimenting out of fun? People defended amiibos and now we have disc locked content on recent games like Breath of the Wild, but that is fine it's not like it is a paywall at all.
5374c4 No.14184401
>>14184387
no it isn`t, aggressive posturing, waving arms and screaming is
e324ff No.14184406
>>14184391
>criticizing another anon's sex life
>while posting rustle
>on a laotian ride paddy
Heh
3fd20b No.14184407
>>14184394
And where did you come from friendo
30a486 No.14184408
>>14184376
Looking at his earlier picture, it was some avatarfag from another thread.
b5b3d7 No.14184417
>>14184395
Amiibos are worse than this because they became a thing in every Nintendo game
This won't be, and even if it does, you could literally make it for free out of your own cardboard
>>14184401
Those things are also signs of aggression but so is bared teeth
Bared teeth and curled lips are also a sign of distaste and negativity in humans
116844 No.14184423
On one hand I want this thing to fail, on the other hand the idea of seeing manchildren playing with their switches in cardboard box costumes outside would be incredible.
b5b3d7 No.14184430
e324ff No.14184432
>>14184418
Put your dick down, jamal
Honestly, chasing pussy is for niggers and shitskins
3fd20b No.14184433
>>14184408
I gotta give it to nintendo, I am enjoying the shit they have created with this
5db1ba No.14184437
>>14184407
Spotted the heaping pile of steaming salt covered shit all the way from the nerve board. Came to profit and drop my two cents in. Suck those pennies faggot
874cb7 No.14184445
>>14184379
>so new he hasn't seen the infographics
wow faggot just stop posting
ed9474 No.14184446
>>14184432
It's overrated. So's dating. I like my privacy too much for that kind of thing.
30a486 No.14184451
>>14184428
He came from ResetERA to laugh at us, didn't you read what he wrote?
>>14184423
I already saw one on a commuter rail yesterday, a flight last week, and a month earlier at an airport. One of them was an obvious tranny and none of them appeared to be under the age of 21.
21d384 No.14184465
>80 bucks
Really? Only thing i want to know what is their profit margin? What inexcusable garbage.
e324ff No.14184470
>>14184446
So, we have come full circle. I will say it again.
>criticizing another anon's sex life
>while posting rustle
>on an atlantean crystal programming forum
ed9474 No.14184481
>>14184470
I stand by my "Yes, and?".
5db1ba No.14184487
c0e7a3 No.14184494
>>14184406
>>14184470
There's literally nothing wrong with Rustle.
5db1ba No.14184495
>>14184470
Anon was right about you tho
ed9474 No.14184497
>>14184487
reported for announcing a report
3fd20b No.14184505
>>14184497
Global report for being a pedophile
87eaa4 No.14184506
>>14184487
>>14184492
>>14184497
>Announcing reports
reported
e732cd No.14184507
>>14184494
Except for his eyes.
5db1ba No.14184510
>>14184497
But im mad about cardboard tho
87eaa4 No.14184513
>>14184505
>Shitting on loli
Reported for disturbing the groupthink.
e324ff No.14184515
>>14184481
I was being nice to you, and beating around the bush. Cant you learn to accept the hospitality of your elders?
You're sex life consists of a mix between your hand and a pillow. I understand you wish to show superiority here, but, come on, now
a4c2ef No.14184518
cardboard boxes tongue my anus
5db1ba No.14184524
>>14184515
Why are you dodging anons question?
618bb3 No.14184532
>>14184497
What are you talking about?
I fucked DOZENS OF WOMEN this year alone.
ed9474 No.14184533
>>14184505
global reported for announcing a global report
>>14184506
>>14184508
reported
>>14184510
reported
>>14184515
I'm just here to shitpost at this point and I'm content with my sex life. I use an onahole, not my hand. I'm not some unwashed peasant.
87eaa4 No.14184535
>>14184525
I am not a cakejew. I swear on me not dead mum.
200e7f No.14184543
>>14183368
Life in the farm is way nicer than lots of other jobs.
>raise chikinz, cows, dogs, sheep/goats, pigs
>eat what you grow
>little joys in having animals procreate
>get to wake up early
>after tasks are done, can do anything I want
30a486 No.14184545
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14184509
>I literally have never heard of that website before and I dont intend to find out what it is, ever.
Oh, well that just confirms it, then, you must be part of NeoGAF's remaining chorus. Have you gotten "Nearer My God To Thee" in your repertoire?
ed9474 No.14184548
>>14184532
Shit, got me there.
>>14184540
reported
efc395 No.14184551
You know, I can understand Nintendo doing the cardboard thing. They're all about trying new physical gameplay ideas, but $80? What are they thinking!? Printed, precut cardboard produced en masse costs cents per unit.
e324ff No.14184557
>>14184533
And I am content with mine. So why do you joke as if i care about such a thing? Dont reach for low hanging fruit, as it is often sour.
>>14184524
But what was the question? I only saw you reply to me, agreeing with the other anon.
774889 No.14184563
Holy fuck, just how many faggots got triggered by cardboard box jokes?
a5e90e No.14184573
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14184563
A CARDBOARD BOX
ed9474 No.14184574
>>14184557
Because I'm bored.
87eaa4 No.14184581
7bfcd6 No.14184586
>>14183203
It's for kids.
As in it's genuinely being marketed as a kids toy, by a game company that used to be a toy company.
I don't get the big deal, yeah the games clearly don't have a level of work behind them to justify 60 dollars + 10 or 20 for the cardboard, but it's still a kids toy.
And honestly I'd rather have this shit, than another cavalcade of plastic crap. Cardboard lets them get more creative with what they come up with, and this fits right in with the other kids toys on the market, these days.
Like, do you laugh at little boys for making houses out of popsicle sticks, or little girls gluing glitter onto something?
Because that's who this is intended for.
I'd be pissed if we weren't getting games, but we're getting Kirby, Prime 4, Yoshi, and even in the ports department the portability of stuff like Bayo and Tropical Dong is a big plus.
So what's the big deal, aside from the obvious lulz at the inevitable ridiculousness of obese manchildren putting on a cardboard robot suit, and stomping around making robot noises?
c5bea5 No.14184601
>>14183235
Wake up boyo this isn't a dream this nightmare you're in is called reality
efc395 No.14184602
>>14184586
It's the price that offends. You could sell the software separately for $20 and then the cardboard kits for $10 and maybe I'd accept it for the sake of the brand's premium.
e324ff No.14184608
>>14184574
>im bored
>time that could be spent honing your shitposting technique
>instead wasted on weak, faceberg tier insults
Your constant fapping has made you weak, anon. Have you tried going nofap for a month, to recoup your T levels?
A weak mind is like a dull blade — only capable of blunt force, and imprecise attacks
4d12c7 No.14184615
File: ca5832027532598⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 26.37 KB, 354x500, 177:250, Xenoblade 2 DLC spoilers.jpg)
Oh shit niggers look what just leaked on Resetera.
c5bea5 No.14184620
87eaa4 No.14184623
>>14184586
>So what's the big deal, aside from the obvious lulz at the inevitable ridiculousness of obese manchildren putting on a cardboard robot suit, and stomping around making robot noises?
That is the main source of humor aside from the price. Though these threads have also been plagued by cuckchan fags rebranding Wojack, IP hopping when banned, and calling anyone who thinks their memes are cancer a nintendrone. This is still going on and as a result these threads have become a shitpost zone.
>>14184595
Same tbh famicom :^)
c5bea5 No.14184633
>>14184625
Watch out a mod will ban you
c5bea5 No.14184635
>>14183235
Wake up boyo this isn't a dream this nightmare you're in is called reality
ed9474 No.14184641
>>14184608
why put in that much effort for shitposting when i'm getting what i want with this low-effort shit anyway?
>>14184623
smh tbh onii-fam
87eaa4 No.14184644
>>14184608
>Have you tried going nofap for a month, to recoup your T levels?
I thought that was a meme and T levels dropped back down fairly quickly in about a week, maybe two?
c5bea5 No.14184645
30a486 No.14184648
>>14184420
>apologetically censoring criticism of this fucking cancer cause he is a fucking pathetic nintendyearold.
But it's mostly the spam that's being censored, along with the shitposting that's leaked into other threads.
87eaa4 No.14184658
>>14184641
>smh tbh onii-fam
You win this round.
255f8d No.14184665
How is there no porn of Nintendo Hobo yet?
e3da4b No.14184695
>>14184665
Why don't you make it yourself faglord?
e324ff No.14184701
>>14184644
Varies from person to person, but it shouldnt go down quickly. Unless, youre fapping five to ten times a week. You, honestly, should only fap when you absolutely have tobut that is reaching levels where youre hard all the time and it is impeding on your daily life.
You can also focus your pent up energy into a hobby or craft. I know that thinking beyond your bodily functions can be tough, but that is how our ancestors achieved so much.
87eaa4 No.14184732
>>14184701
Well I don't masturbate at all because I can never climax and the end result is always depression.
774889 No.14184745
>>14184701
>Unless, youre fapping five to ten times a week
If I don't fap every two or three days there's a 50/50 chance I cum asleep from the third night onwards, for some fucking reason.
How fucked am I?
c5bea5 No.14184748
>>14184586
>As in it's genuinely being marketed as a kids toy
Objection
See this webm
See how it's filled with the typical soyboy crowd that Nintendo has been using to market the switch
Nintendo knows whos going to buy this the most and it won't be little timmy who wants to instead play PUBG and other such games but for your local cuckold barista or office "Professional"
c5bea5 No.14184750
>>14184701
tbh most of us don't masturbate out of necessity but rather boredom and habit
9782aa No.14184759
>>14184586
First of all, where did you see any fucking kids in the First Look video? There were no kids, those were grown adults playing with fucking cardboard, so no, it’s not marketed to children. Barbie dolls and action figures will have ads with children in them to clearly show it’s intended for children. Ninty actually thinks adults will want to play with cardboard.
Second, even if it really was marketed to children, the price tag for a cardboard box, which is shipped inside of another cardboard box, possibly three cardboard boxes altogether if you order from Amazon or some shit, is too fucking steep. You can get a cardboard box from just about anywhere else for cheap if you want your children to build shit with it. None of this makes any sense.
618bb3 No.14184771
>>14184732
Not doing hard enough tbqh
e324ff No.14184774
>>14184732
I am so sorry, anon. Well, if it is any consolation, it is literally a spasm that lasts for a few seconds. You really arent missing that much. Take up a hobby, craft, or trade. Work with your hands, maybe that will help take your mind off things.
>>14184745
>nocturnal emissions
>as an adult
>after two days without fapping
I suggest either moving to another place, or hiring a priest to exorcise your current residence.
ab81de No.14184775
Here is papercraft with Blender 3d. blender.org is the url.
https://matiasmorant.wordpress.com/2017/12/23/papercraft-with-blender/
This is what Nintendo is selling you for $70 that you can get for free on the internet.
c5bea5 No.14184779
>>14184771
aren't you supposed to spoil that so the joke works
618bb3 No.14184784
>>14184779
I don't want to get banned man. Mods are on edge today.
4d12c7 No.14184785
>>14184745
Don't ever get fat. I lost 150lbs and I've had painful erections every single morning because my dick isn't used to fresh air yet.
c5bea5 No.14184790
>>14184784
fair enough
I'm probably going to get banned saying
A cardboard Box
e324ff No.14184824
>>14184785
Jesus fuck, anon. How did you even let yourself get that fat, to where you're dick was completely inside your fat folds for most of your life?
5db1ba No.14184831
>>14184799
checked an kek'd
c5bea5 No.14184832
874cb7 No.14184849
>>14184748
Can't wait to see a edit of this where right before they announce what the product is the video just hard cuts to some guy stomping on a bunch of card board boxes.
c5bea5 No.14184864
c5bea5 No.14184869
5db1ba No.14184879
>>14184849
Id rather see a skinny numale in his pajamas playing with a cardboard box and having a grand old time with it. Lots of squeels and frantic giggles
e3da4b No.14184894
7bfcd6 No.14184905
>>14184748
I thought they used adults because child actors suck, and are expensive.
18907e No.14184913
>>14184905
They seemed to do just fine acting in all other toy commercials.
4d12c7 No.14184930
>>14184824
>was
Oh it still is, the fat is just not and dense anymore so an erection can get through it. On the plus side, literally, the fleshy barrier makes it feel like I was never circumcised at all.
e324ff No.14184955
>>14184930
>at least it makes me feel like i was never circumcised
>literal folds of belly fat
>resembling a foreskin
Were you 400+ pounds? How tall are you?
You know you can have your foreskin regenerated with treatment, right? While youre at the plastic surgeon's office, have them chop off all your excess skin folds, lardo.
I dont even want to think about how rank you probably smell. Wash your junk when you shower, fat fuck
5db1ba No.14184962
If nintendo was smart. They'd start making reboots of old classics tbh. But nahhh. Cause cardboard bitch!
7bfcd6 No.14184970
>>14184913
>>14184759
I mean, there's ads with kids playing with it, I still think the reason they used adults was because they were cheaper.
But if they are using adults to market it to adults, that's just beyond retarded.
This is something that you can basically only market to kids.
Though as I say that, the manchildren have also taken to stuff like 3D printers, and other "maker" crafts, so who fucking knows.
efc395 No.14184985
>>14184695
Clever.
>>14184955
Why you gotta be mean?
c5bea5 No.14185015
>>14184970
>This is something that you can basically only market to kids.
You underestimate soygoys
e324ff No.14185028
>>14184985
Well, when you tee them up so well, like that anon, I cant help but take a swing.
Doesnt change the fact that that anon should probably get some plastic surgery done. If his fat folds, after losing 150 pounds, still cause his penis to recede completely inside, is bad. You have two logical conclusions from what he has said: he was somewhere around 400-500 pounds, and/or, he has a two to three inch dick. I think the former is most likely
1d850d No.14185037
>>14184913
>They seemed to do just fine acting in all other toy commercials.
It's fucking impossible to get a kid to do anything, and they really can't act for shit. I haven't seen a commercial in ages, but I remember they'd always use young adults for water gun commercials and shit. Plus young kids are always interested in what the older kids are doing anyways.
6cb751 No.14185045
Cheap cardboard peripherals using built in switch tech could open up possibilities for gaming though I don't expect anyone outside of Nintendo and the minority of actually creative indie devs to be able take advantage of it. While ninty can afford them I don't think other devs would be able to hire the engineers to design the toys. But who knows.
efc395 No.14185052
>>14185028
No one denies the logic, it's just all that >lardo, fat fuck, rank
efc395 No.14185053
>>14185052
TIL geentext doesnt work mid-sentence
e324ff No.14185072
>>14185052
>>14185053
>doubleposting
>ever thinking you can greentext mid sentence
>complaining about insults
>on a mongolian throat singing steppe
Do I need to show (You) the door?
It's right here, >>>/reddit/
1d850d No.14185085
>>14185053
>TIL
Is this some kind of reddit shit? I think you ought to fuck off.
7bfcd6 No.14185112
>>14185015
Maybe I do.
Even if I am, I'll only be mad at this shit if it interferes with regular vidya, like how Amiibo did. And that's entirely possible, since I can already see them making something like ARMS cardboard boxing gloves, and then transitioning into needing the cardboard to even play some of the games.
But the track record on the Switch has been a focus on games, so far.
That can still very well change, and it's not like shit like BotW and Odyssey aren't of arguable quality, but the intent is still there to focus on making fucking video games.
efc395 No.14185176
>>14185072
>>14185085
I'd defend myself, but whats the point.
e324ff No.14185197
>>14185176
Please put this webzone in your system's blacklist. You obviously dont belong here, so why continue to hurt yourself?
Just go home, and never speak of this place to your friends.
>>>/reddit/
efc395 No.14185220
>>14185197
Only if you link to /reddit/ once more.
1d850d No.14185226
e0519e No.14185235
>>14185204
>chromatic abomination
efc395 No.14185237
>>14185226
can i get a kiss goodbye?
c5bea5 No.14185312
>>14185237
no that is for gays and we do not approve of gays here
fd1c84 No.14185359
>$80 for cardboard
There are people who will buy it.
This is why my race is dying out.
c5bea5 No.14185370
>>14185359
And the funny part is that the people killing our race as the retards gullible enough to buy it
726c72 No.14185371
>>14185312
but what about when they look like cute girls, is it okay to kiss them then?
c5bea5 No.14185373
>>14185371
traps are gay, I'm not allowing any Poes law shit to take hold
3fd20b No.14185375
>>14185312
Mods do not approve fapping to girls, only to traps
c5bea5 No.14185458
>>14185375
mods are gay this is well known and nobody here likes the mods
c23215 No.14185802
Why is this thread full cuckchan? Are you fags banned from discussing cardboard over at 4cuck?
60a34d No.14186871
>Be OP
>Out of internet for 4 days because too busy playing Red Dead Redemption Autism level since I try to go platinum
>Go back to computer to jerk off
>See Nintendo Labo
>Zip back my pants, I lost a boner but I started to laugh loud enough to make my mother think I've finally lost it.
>Make a thread on /v/ because it's not on the 3 first pages.
>Chat a little and then go to sleep thinking Mark will erase the thread because he's a nintendrone jew.
>Back to /v/ the next day.
>Mfw this thread is nearly at the post limit.
>Mfw it wasn't deleted.
>MFW I wasn't the only one to laugh about cardboards.
Thanks /v/
9bf8d8 No.14187229
>>14186871
It wasn't deleted, Mark just lock and anchors threads because it looks better.
60a34d No.14187282
>>14187229
I see.
Who give a shit about a board "looking better"?
efe338 No.14187327
>>14187282
Everyone who gives a shit about the board
9bf8d8 No.14187328
>>14187282
The mod team won't have people be as mad at them compared to banning and deleting.
06f7a5 No.14187355
Virtual Boy made more sense than this retarded shitshow
who the fuck pays for cardboard?
127eea No.14187366
>>14187355
You forgot the string and stickers.
60a34d No.14187384
>>14187327
>Everyone who gives a shit about the board
>So it need radical moderation
>By a kike soyboy
And your next line will be:
Muh aesthetic
** >>>/reddit/
>>14187328
Mod team can change, nothing is eternal.
>>14187355
At least Virtual Boy would not be torn apart.
6cb751 No.14187490
>>14184748
>>14184905
Those are mostly Japanese and they look like they're in the younger range of teenagers
7be425 No.14189155
How do you shill this,i'm genuinely curious,how do you convince people to buy literal cardboard for 80 bucks,this is beyond informecial tier.
efc395 No.14189212
>>14189155
You market it to kids and they pester their parents into it.
6cb751 No.14189218
>>14189155
Same way people pay 4-5 bucks for pieces of paper with randomized images on them. They tie it to a game.
9b0b84 No.14189669
cdf4bd No.14189685
>>14185204
How does Shad keep getting worse?
ed7aa5 No.14191474
>14190208
>hipsters mistake reading glasses left on floor of art expo for art
<LOL degenerates amirite
>janitors mistake labo boards on the store room of a gaming expo for trash
<(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
ecc172 No.14192378
>>14183830
>Not using Hooktube, youtube-dl, or mps-youtube