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0f8805 No.14174367
NEW NINTENDO DIRECT/ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING
Nintendo is announcing a "new way to play" in five and a half hours at 10PM GMT (9AM for 'strayans like me).
I guess the rumours of a new Direct were true after that mini direct we had last week.
This is they're full quote for their teaser bullshit:
> "Tune in to discover a new interactive experience for Nintendo Switch that’s specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart."
Guess or expectations for what's coming?
How do you want Nintendo to disappoint you today?
mod edit:
IT'S A FUCKING BOX
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d62475 No.14174382
>>14174367
>Guess or expectations for what's coming?
I don't know, nor do I care. What's the point of guessing rather than wait and see what actually happens?
>How do you want Nintendo to disappoint you today?
<Treehouse butchers another game
859dd2 No.14174385
Nintendo is going to sponsor Yuzu
580a9b No.14174386
It will be a finger paint app. Mark my fucking words.
0f8805 No.14174389
Here's a link for the UK announcement (and stream, I guess?)
https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Misc-/17-01-2018-1328637.html
e370b8 No.14174391
>>14174382
That webm wasn't particularly bad.
3274bd No.14174393
A controller you can use with only one hand to play Bayo 3. :^)
d62475 No.14174399
>>14174391
Do you really want this discussion?
43d90b No.14174402
whatever happened to that golf nes game that was hidden on the switch? did they ever do something with it?
8addc4 No.14174407
>>14174367
>specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart
So they're admitting their fans are manchildren.
8e9924 No.14174410
It's just going to be phone/tablet support, like using some cellphones or iphones as controllers or use them as screen or bullshit like that.
001bb6 No.14174412
>>14174402
They killed Iwata again.
2cd571 No.14174415
897a4a No.14174416
513f5a No.14174417
>>14174412
Superior Japanese company folded over 1000 times
8a7245 No.14174421
>>14174367
Why not convert to times relevant to the civilized world, ya cunt?
>10PM GMT
5PM EST
2PM PST
0f8805 No.14174422
>>14174402
It was removed in a firmware update.
>>14174416
Either that or some toys to life board game with amiibo shit.
2cd571 No.14174428
>>14174391
>that webM wasn't particularly bad
Nintendrones everyone
ffdc18 No.14174430
>>14174407
>He isn't a kid at heart
I feel sorry for you.
e370b8 No.14174431
>>14174399
These examples are much better.
001bb6 No.14174432
I bet it's switch farting game and will sell shit load.
6c140a No.14174439
>>14174385
>Nintendo ports their entire back library up to the GameCube to OS X and Windows
>“Buy a Switch Pro Controller for all your interaction needs!”
>they make tens of billions of dollars per fiscal quarter based solely on this decision
>they get software money AND their precious hardware money they care so much about
>Switch keeps existing and does its own thing
They literally cannot lose, except they ARE losing by NOT DOING IT
d62475 No.14174441
>>14174407
>So they're admitting their fans are manchildren.
That's NoA and Pedohouse. The actual heads of the company in Japan want their library of games to become more mature.
>>14174422
>It was removed in a firmware update.
Why must you make me feel, Anon?
43d90b No.14174443
>>14174422
>It was removed in a firmware update.
That's fucking lame
0f8805 No.14174444
>>14174421
Because you should be able to figure it out yourselves from the GMT you daft bastard.
Or are you civilised people too piss-weak to be able to go back a few hours on a clock without shitting yourselves with your common core math standards?
>>14174441
> Why must you make me feel, Anon?
Because you cannot be saved until you have truly died.
Also, there was a "blip" earlier today when a Nintendo website updated to announce that the Switch online service won't be live until 2019, then they quickly changed it back. But it's probably true, because it's Nintendo.
003b24 No.14174446
>>14174367
Can I change your embed and sticky your thread when the time comes OP?
0f8805 No.14174449
>>14174446
Go for it mate.
ffdc18 No.14174454
>>14174446
>Asking for permission
Be a man and do it, faggot.
fb245f No.14174455
2cd571 No.14174456
>>14174441
I miss him more every day
>The actual heads of the company in Japan want their library of games to become more mature.
No, they want more money. They don't care about fucking games. Why would they be "excited" about partnering with Tencent on a mobage game being ported to their Switch to be released in America? Why would their stocks rise a notable amount of percentage after said partnership? Why are they trying to introduce the Switch to fucking China?
Fuck Nu-tendo
6c140a No.14174458
>>14174446
Could you be any more jewish? Is it physically or neurologically possible? Holy fucking shit.
01e054 No.14174459
>>14174367
>Nintendo VR with a Mario x Rabbids game
6f58a9 No.14174460
>>14174441
>That's NoA and Pedohouse. The actual heads of the company in Japan want their library of games to become more mature.
Sure they've only been saying "we don't want to make things for nintendo fans, we want to make them for people who have never played a game" for decades at this point
003b24 No.14174461
>>14174449
thank you anon.
2cd571 No.14174462
>>14174446
Why must our board owner be such an embarrassment?
637cbb No.14174463
>>14174459
How deep the rabbid hole goes?
e95084 No.14174464
MARIO & SONIC & RABBIDS AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES
& KNUCKLES
d62475 No.14174465
>>14174444
>Also, there was a "blip" earlier today when a Nintendo website updated to announce that the Switch online service won't be live until 2019, then they quickly changed it back. But it's probably true, because it's Nintendo.
I think they're just going to keep pushing it back since it's "Good PR" that they have free online "ATM". However, you cannot really say that it's preventing a sizeable amount of people from buying the console since it sold over 12 million in less than a year.
8a7245 No.14174470
>>14174444
>tries to make "ur dumb if you convert it for people" claim after converting it to straya time
So strayans can't tell time either. Too many abbos dragging down the IQ down under? If you're so much cleverer why do the chinese own your country?
fb245f No.14174471
>>14174367
Will we get any news for Pokemon Switch or Metroid? If not then they may as well not even make a direct, because literally nobody cares.
003b24 No.14174477
>>14174471
Nah, it'll probably be a new attachment of some kind.
ed8294 No.14174478
>>14174471
I think it's just gonna be more third party shit because a Ubisoft employee was trying to hype up the direct on Twitter.
0f8805 No.14174481
>>14174460
> Sure they've only been saying "we don't want to make things for nintendo fans, we want to make them for people who have never played a game" for decades at this point
Iwata actually mentioned once, quietly, that his "blue ocean" strategy with the Wii didn't work out as he hoped because it didn't translate in to massive attach rates with software sales.
>>14174459
Why does your loli look like she's jerking off two guys at once?
>>14174470
Nah mate. See, I didn't post your timezones because they aren't relevant to me and mine. And I (wrongfully) figured you dumb cunts would be able to figure the rest out for yourselves.
> If you're so much cleverer why do the chinese own your country?
It was the yellow jew or the Israeli jew, and we figured, hell, at least the yellow jew doesn't "fellow white people" us all the time.
e95084 No.14174483
>>14174471
Dont get your hopes up too high, nothing thats been said leads me to believe this will even be a Direct. It will probably just be a video announcing a new feature on Switch. You can safely ignore it.
003b24 No.14174485
>>14174481
>Sexualizing the loli
ac3ee0 No.14174493
>>14174399 (checked)
do you think something switched at Nintendo in the last year? Because it seems like someone put a bit of a break on that bullshit recently.
003b24 No.14174494
>>14174481
>Iwata actually mentioned once, quietly, that his "blue ocean" strategy with the Wii didn't work out as he hoped because it didn't translate in to massive attach rates with software sales.
That's extremely interesting if true, although I'd argue that the WiiU is against this ideal. Mainly because it was just a sequel to the Wii, rather that was because of shareholder pressure or just because of the Wii's casual demographic is another story. Although I think most of us can agree that say that in terms of hardware (not necessarily power) that the Switch was basically the WiiU done properly.
8a7245 No.14174495
>>14174481
>It was the yellow jew or the Israeli jew, and we figured, hell, at least the yellow jew doesn't "fellow white people" us all the time.
That's a reasonable conclusion, yet the Israel jew dominates Melbourne regardless.
003b24 No.14174501
>>14174493
Well I think NCL is not letting NoA getting away with their bullshit, as a result NoA may be leaking information to ResetERA to artificially build it up as the new NeoGAF and to piss off both NCL and NoE
6c140a No.14174502
>>14174462
The Talmud would be the reason.
329173 No.14174503
>>14174367
>Tune in to discover a new interactive experience for Nintendo Switch that’s specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart
003b24 No.14174507
>>14174495
>That webm
Who the fuck thought that would be a good idea when there are kids around?
d62475 No.14174511
>>14174495
I don't have enough reaction images for this!
e95084 No.14174512
>>14174507
It's art, anon. Don't you love the arts?
003b24 No.14174517
>>14174512
It's grotesque.
8a7245 No.14174518
>>14174503
>Tune in to discover a new interactive experience for Nintendo Switch
>that’s specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart
So a peripheral input for Nintendo Switch incorporating autism blocks?
0f8805 No.14174522
>>14174495
Yeah, there is a reason Melbourne is considered Australia's SanFran, it's full of fucking hipsters and AIDs.
Sydney is famous for riots where foreigners get bashed.
And you've seen Melbourne…
003b24 No.14174530
>>14174522
Yeah, the gamedev scene there is also a fucking mess.
d62475 No.14174531
File: 55d677909a92fe1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 189.06 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, milfcrosoft_mombot_by_fran….png)
File: aa1c3ce24fd5bb8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 222.32 KB, 1000x1075, 40:43, mombot_charging_by_frankto….png)
File: c949e06a8e347bc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 219.8 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, mombot_maintenance_by_fran….png)
>>14174518
>So a peripheral input for Nintendo Switch incorporating autism blocks?
They make a mombot simulator, who is going to spoil the kiddies with excessive headpating?
ac3ee0 No.14174534
>>14174501
>NCL
dose that mean the higher ups from Japan? Because It dose seem like some higher up at Nintendo told them to stop.
>NoA is leaking shit to NeoGaf
I don't doubt it. Hopefully this leads to Japan gutting and restaffing the whole company.
fb245f No.14174540
>>14174493
>the skindetations on that Homura figure
003b24 No.14174541
>>14174531
>mombot simulator
NoA wouldn't allow it.
01e054 No.14174549
9113e6 No.14174550
File: 3ca3cde402c01ac⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 508.48 KB, 700x700, 1:1, __barnaby_brooks_jr_and_em….jpg)
>>14174531
>spoiler
Don't play with my heart, Anon.
8a7245 No.14174551
>>14174522
SanFran and Melbourne are like Sodom and Gomorrah. North Korea should do everyone a favor and nuke those shitholes. A smoking crater is preferable to look at.
6ffdca No.14174553
>>14174485
>not sexualizing the loli
7f049b No.14174558
>>14174493
I bought a switch with my Christmas bonus just for Xenoblade 2.
I regret nothing.
60ab85 No.14174570
>>14174558
>Buying a console just for one game
8a7245 No.14174572
>>14174558
I'm not buying one until there's piracy.
7f049b No.14174589
>>14174581
You're trying too hard.
6eda2e No.14174591
>>14174572
>>14174570
>>14174581
>Falling for obvious bait
003b24 No.14174594
>>14174581
>Implying Xenoblade 2 isn't good shit
>>14174570
Well there's several games argubly
003b24 No.14174597
>>14174553
Loli's are for headpatting, not fapping.
7a3a12 No.14174600
A new way to play
>inb4 vr for switch
Bonus points for pic related
7f049b No.14174612
>>14174594
I also have Odyssey and Splatoon 2, but XC2 being uncucked was the reason I took the plunge.
4b610e No.14174613
>>14174600
>pic
I'm pretty sure that's either impossible or would give you one of the shittiest VR experiences.
859dd2 No.14174614
>I triggered Mark hard for criticizing a retard who bought a console for a single game he banned me
ffdc18 No.14174615
File: b851de7df460337⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 5.03 MB, 1219x8984, 1219:8984, b851de7df4603374de527e8d83….png)
>>14174531
Too disgusting and big. Then again, I like mamachan.
329173 No.14174618
>>14174600
>That fucking picture
e95084 No.14174621
>>14174600
That's a likely possibility. And that design looks simple enough, effective and would be cheap since it's basically just Google Cardboard.
859dd2 No.14174623
>>14174614
>Not banned
T-thanks
003b24 No.14174625
>>14174600
I'd rather wait for the Switch 2 to get VR, especially since VR a shit right now. Even if it's close to being good.
859dd2 No.14174627
>>14174615
>Inkerton will nevr partake in a Mama chan dating sim project
>He barely draws comics like these as it is
It hurts
003b24 No.14174629
>>14174623
I'm not gonna ban you, but I'll disagree with you.
6c140a No.14174630
>>14174600
>>14174613
>6.2-inch, 1280 × 720p LCD @ 237 ppi
Can you say PERMANENT EYE DAMAGE IN A MATTER OF HOURS?
8a7245 No.14174631
>>14174600
I can see this happening.
>>14174613
They do VR with phones that only have a 60hz refresh rate. Just because it's the shittiest way of doing it never stopped anyone.
fb245f No.14174640
>>14174625
The switch as-is doesn't even have the processing power to deliver a good and worthwhile experience, anyway.
I'm hoping that they release some peripheral which will allow Wii-u, Gamecube, N64, and Wii games to be played. If it's anything else, I will commit sudoku live on television.
0f8805 No.14174642
So while we're waiting for this shit to start I decided to write a joke. I hope you like canines with excess hair.
An African American man is sitting at home one day, thinking about what he'd like to clog his arteries with and grow morbidly obese on next, when there's a news bulletin interrupting his daytime shows warning of a blizzard approaching. Thinking quickly, he realises he must go now or else he won't be able to get any fried chicken or grape drank once the blizzard hits.
With no time to lose, he races outside his house (paid for with settlement money from that one time he had a job but was fired for being black), wearing nothing but his low-riding jeans (no belt) and his Air Jordans.
The hungry man tries to hop in his stolen Caddillac with its dope new paint job and decal. It's green on top and pink the middle and just looking at it makes hit mouth all watery, and he's hungrier than ever. But since he hasn't been anywhere in a while, on account of not having a job, the snow has piled up on his driveway. Frustrated at yet more white shit he has to deal with before he can spend any of his welfare check on a diet consisting mostly of corn syrup and thrice-cooked grease, he swears at the world for keeping a black man down and preventing him from spending any of his money he didn't earn, and hops the fence to steal his neighbour's snow shovel which has been conveniently left near the front door.
He climbs back over the fence and begins to shovel. Despite working harder than he ever has in his life he finds that his physical exertion cannot overcome this terrible numbing cold, and he begins to lose feeling in his hands. His billows his ape-like cheeks and hoots warm air on to his monkey paws to warm them before once more gripping his new shovel that he found and getting back to work. He's working hard and sweating but the beads of sweat are forming crystals on his silverback, and soon enough he's once more numb. Getting frustrated and yelling about how this is all white man's fault for causing global warming with their goddamn computers they don't let no black man learn how to use, he drops the shovel once more as his hands go numb, and it crushes one branch-gripping toe. This sends him hopping on one leg but his feet, also cold and going numb, slip on the ice and WHACK! he hits his head on the concrete. Having been dropped on his head a few times as a baby by his crackhead mama this doesn't faze him much but when the shovel comes down and smacks him on the face and flattens his nose even further he howls in this winter of discontent.
He gets up again, visions of KFC and KoolAid dancing in his head, and begins to shovel even harder, knowing that if he gets to the store on time he might get locked in during the blizzard and he can sue for that somehow and get more gibs.
Across the street, a white boy and his white father are watching this with some concern, though for different reasons. The father is concerned with property prices and insurance premiums, but the son, still young and naive and good, is unbroken by the hard truths of the world.
The boy says to his biological father: "Daddy, he looks hurt, should we go help him?"
"No, son."says the father.
"But he looks like he's in pain." the son says.
"He's not in pain, son. He's a numb digger."
e60f8b No.14174646
I don't work for nintendo but I do work with a contract with a company who deals with their finances (budget, accounts due/payable etc.) there was a rumor that this will not be VR but instead allow you to sync up your phone for use during certain games.
I don't have any more than that.
003b24 No.14174648
>>14174646
That wouldn't be surprising
8a7245 No.14174650
>>14174640
>If it's anything else, I will commit sudoku live on television.
Ren didn't deliver and neither will you.
e60f8b No.14174653
>>14174646
*do work with a company that contracts with Nintendo
Sorry, my syntax sucks after working 25 hours straight
fb245f No.14174656
>>14174650
I didn't say seppeku, anon. I said Sudoku. That's easy enough.
329173 No.14174657
>>14174650
>implying Ren isn't getting ready for EA 2018
He's going to deliver
ac3ee0 No.14174658
>>14174570
>one game
Big Boobs in Space JRPG, Octopath Traveler, BoTW, Mario Odyssey, Bayonetta 3, Metriod Prime 4, Hand Held Dark Souls is one game?
>>14174640
>the day wojak was killed by a bunch of LARPing aut-kike jewtube e-celebrities
still makes me sad
4c55d1 No.14174659
>>14174367
>Guess or expectations for what's coming?
Soyboys with beards in their pajamas taking selfies with their mouths wide open.
c8b91f No.14174660
>>14174650
You know, I have to wonder, did anyone unironically believe Ren would deliver?
8a7245 No.14174661
>>14174656
>on live television
You gonna march behind CNN live broadcast with a big sheet of paper that has a completed sudoku printed onto it?
e95084 No.14174662
>>14174658
Note who the 1 game guy was replying to.
9637bf No.14174663
Nintendo finally going to announce that all their games from now on will feature mobile phone app tie ins and gigabytes of on-disc Amiibo-locked DLC?
dfa563 No.14174664
>>14174650
>>14174657
Ren is a fraud
A FRAUD!
fb245f No.14174666
>>14174661
Whatever news agency I come across in Chicago, yes.
e290bf No.14174668
>>14174428
Unless you can provide an accurate translation of the Japanese script then it appears that there is nothing wrong in that webm, faggot.
>>14174441
>That's NoA and Pedohouse. The actual heads of the company in Japan want their library of games to become more mature
This. Reminder; Yakuza 1&2 HD got ported to the Wii U exclusively in Japan.
8a7245 No.14174672
>>14174660
Naw, it was just fun to imagine.
>>14174666
>666
Chicongo confirmed to be hell.
6ffdca No.14174674
>>14174597
they can be for both.
ac3ee0 No.14174676
>>14174662
I bought a PS4 for Bloodborne. I also bought a switch for Christmas too and Xenoblade 2 was the straw that broke the camels back along with the announcement of Bayonetta 3, Metriod Prime 4.
d62475 No.14174677
>>14174668
>Reminder; Yakuza 1&2 HD got ported to the Wii U exclusively in Japan.
That was just Sega seeing if they could get more money. The guy even running the Yakuza IP said that the series will always primarily be a "Sony" series and that he had no ambition to put it on another platform.
118cca No.14174678
>>14174668
Can't tell if you're joking or if you haven't actually played BoTW, English version of that character has a near polar opposite personality to the original. But you're a diaper shitting nintentoddler, so you probably don't care and are only concerned about weather you can cut Link's dick off and turn it into hole full of rotting flesh in the next game.
f5ba7b No.14174680
>>14174399
>Pelvis disposal
Now everyone in class is looking at me like a fucking idiot, thanks for making me laugh so hard.
6ffdca No.14174684
>Metriod Prime 4
>wanting another metroid after federation farce
6ffdca No.14174688
ac3ee0 No.14174694
>>14174684
Never played Federation force but people say its fun. Don't own a 3DS but Samus Returns looks good imho.
f5ba7b No.14174695
>>14174572
>risky_boots_2.png
Where's risky_boots_1 and 3
e95084 No.14174704
>>14174676
I wasn't going to get a Switch until Animal Crossing was announced for it, but I did anyways for Zelda, Mario and Xenoblade. The high success of the Switch gives me hope that Animal Crossing is coming soon.
I bought a PS4 for Project Diva Future Tone
43d90b No.14174705
I don't know why any of you are expecting games.
1733e7 No.14174710
They better give us fucking F-ZERO ir I will shit myself in live television.
1deca0 No.14174712
>>14174631
It's nice for viewing panoramic photos. Everything else is shit.
8a7245 No.14174713
>>14174674
>lolis can be for head patting and sexual
>at the same time
6ffdca No.14174716
>>14174705
something to go with "a new interactive experience for Nintendo Switch that’s specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart.", if they do it's gonna be 1-2-switch tier.
a83b5c No.14174717
>>14174705
This. I'm not expecting anything but just some new features to the Switch UI or some drawing game.
I'd get the drawing game if it were good though
329173 No.14174727
>>14174705
I would like to see more info on dark souls remastered but that's about it. Also unrelated but, why the fuck if Funky Kong so OP in tropical freeze?
8a7245 No.14174728
>>14174695
There is no 3. Numbers are for when I'm unable or too lazy to type whatever is happening in the image.
2e92ab No.14174731
it's clearly a game.
the description reads like an ad for some game
a83b5c No.14174732
>>14174727
He's too powerful, anon.
01e054 No.14174738
>>14174728
Am I a retard for realizing that the protag is called Shantae as in a pirate's chantey?
0f8805 No.14174741
>>14174727
He's babby mode for game journalists and literal children. Like the invincible Mario option from the Mario games when you die too many times, but not as insulting because game journos are made of glass and emotional scar tissue.
e3978a No.14174742
>>14174367
>>14174600
While the vr speculation actually seems fairly plausible, the wording also makes me feel like maybe its an update to the parental controls or something. Anything is possible in that regards.
8a7245 No.14174751
>>14174741
>because game journos are made of glass and emotional scar tissue
And soy. Lots of soy.
c0b377 No.14174765
>NINTENDO ANNOUNCES A NEW WAY TO PLAY
If it's not with my penis, I'm not interested.
8a7245 No.14174774
>>14174765
Perhaps in the future.
e290bf No.14174778
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14174678
>English version of that character has a near polar opposite personality to the original
<Japanese version of Revali: prideful, cocky and rival of Link
<English version of Revali: prideful, cocky and rival of Link
Please explain to me how these two are different?
329173 No.14174780
>>14174741
I'm surprised people still take his coked-up opinions seriously. I guess that English Major came in handy.
329173 No.14174785
82e8f5 No.14174800
>>14174439
>>14174385
>Nintendo realizes everyone already emulates everything up to WiiU
>Nintendo realizes they don't even produce these consoles anymore
>they just release their own emulator
>they monetize their entire library again
It is so fucking smart idea I am sure they won't do it.
6562ea No.14174801
>>14174778
Holy shit it didn't take one second to realize how bad that is. Just kill yourself.
329173 No.14174807
>>14174778
Are you autistic, there's a clear difference in how the character is portrayed in the English and Japanese Versions
ca4162 No.14174811
>>14174399
I always laugh when seeing this shit.
Who the fuck cares aside from those obese NEET guys with anime bodypillows?
fbdf3d No.14174815
>>14174534
They'd need to relocate NoA from Seattle, though. Which I suspect is the primary reason this has happened. Can't have any sort of wrong think in that god forsaken land, corporate entities included.
db6125 No.14174825
GIVE ME METROID
OR GIVE ME DEATH.
db6125 No.14174833
>>14174774
I wish there was anything like that in the us,but all the ones are just kickstarter scams.
e95084 No.14174836
>>14174825
It was knowing you, anon
e290bf No.14174851
>>14174801
>>14174807
That doesn't answer my question retards.
ece979 No.14174864
>>14174728
Post your folder, I need be some blue booty
43d90b No.14174872
>>14174825
YOU AREN'T GETTING GAMES YOU FUCKING MORONS. READ WHAT THE DIRECT IS FOCUSING ON.
05a51a No.14174877
inb4 its an official switch dog
e95084 No.14174880
>>14174872
It's not even a direct. It's probably just a video releasing about a new feature, and that's all.
8addc4 No.14174886
>>14174851
Remember when saying "not an argument" was met when ridicule and Molyneuxposting was ironic?
8addc4 No.14174887
637cbb No.14174894
>>14174886
When you were browsing /leftypol/ only?
477ef0 No.14174903
683b47 No.14174905
>>14174391
>Wasn't particularly bad
<So bad you don't even need to know Japanese to see what's wrong with it
>>14174668
>Unless you can provide an accurate translation of the Japanese script then it appears that there is nothing wrong in that webm, faggot.
<"Hahahahaha" translating to "Good luck sealing the darkness" is nothing wrong
Are you fags just baiting?
ac3ee0 No.14174906
>>14174886
>newfag things Molyneuxposting was ironic
ac3ee0 No.14174909
5ef226 No.14174911
>>14174811
>Get a butchered version of a game you paid full price for because it offended some sensibilities of some retard
If I pay full price for a game then I should get the full game.
df8d4d No.14174914
>>14174367
But we just HAD a Nintedo direct. I need more info. When does it start? How long does it last?
WHEN, god tell me WHEN
2977df No.14174925
e95084 No.14174931
>>14174914
It's not a Nintendo Direct. It's an announcement happening in 4 and a half more hours. Could be something, could be literally nothing. In any case, people are getting too hyped about this.
394bdc No.14174934
>>14174676
>splashbrush samus
f5ba7b No.14174937
db6125 No.14174939
>>14174918
What are you planning to do with that cute innocent dog.
c19aef No.14174942
>>14174918
>TFW all I want to see is Switch doggo as a wan-girl with neon red-blue hair, doggo ears, doggo tail, and freckles.
bb6d7e No.14174947
>>14174918
Are the eyes detachable? I always preferred the 2 girls version but that didn't seem to click with everyone else.
f5ba7b No.14174952
>>14174939
>>14174942
You know, I thought the dog was neat at first, it was nice to have something different from the -tans, and it does kinda look like a dog. But then the porn had to happen.
db6125 No.14174959
>>14174952
What porn,i have no idea what you could mean.
e8e375 No.14174961
>specifically crafted for kids
It's not VR. 3D/VR is harmful for kids.
e95084 No.14174965
>>14174931
Sorry, correction, meant 3 and a half. it's at 5 PM EST.
21943d No.14174969
>>14174952
How does the porn change anything? Are you forgetting the 34th rule of the internet?
394bdc No.14174978
>>14174937
I enjoy his choice of fanart. It is also some of my favorite arts of that character, who I am particularly fond of.
c19aef No.14174981
>>14174952
Still I like to have an three and a half foot tall thicc short stack dog girl.
6ffdca No.14174982
>>14174947
>I always preferred the 2 girls version
which one
f5ba7b No.14174984
>>14174978
Oh, it's an internet handle. Link to their work?
394bdc No.14174989
f5ba7b No.14174992
>>14174982
The second one was always wayyyy too contrived for me.
fixed
db6125 No.14174993
>>14174982
Am i a lolicon if i like the second.
ee8797 No.14174995
>>14174982
The ara-loli, nothing else comes close.
f5ba7b No.14174997
>>14174989
>I'm not gonna spoonfeed you, faggot
I see how it is.
https://splashbrush.deviantart.com/
6ffdca No.14175001
>>14174987
what if switch-tan was a girl with detachable boobs a loli with detachable boobs
394bdc No.14175005
>>14174997
This shit ain't hard nigga, I already spoonfed you with my sarcastic detailed reply. "splashbrush" was in the filenames.
f5ba7b No.14175007
f5ba7b No.14175022
>>14175005
'Spashbrush' sounds like a tool in Photoshop.
508cf2 No.14175023
>>14174982
Always Star Saber
683b47 No.14175029
>>14174727
Why does her hair continue beyond the border of his shades?
db6125 No.14175032
>>14175027
why is that lone tooth so erotic.
18a85f No.14175047
>>14174399
>>14174811
Countering this bozo. This is plain censorship and they are taking advantage of their position simply because they don't agree with certain parts of the game, and think it is acceptable to acidwash what they don't agree with.
Don't worry, in a few months, they will understand what "ruin" truly means.
cf2818 No.14175053
>>14174367
Play with what? Your anus!?
fb245f No.14175057
>>14174982
The first if it's always /ss/
683b47 No.14175063
>>14175032
I don't know, but it's fucking great on tomboys.
324a8a No.14175073
683b47 No.14175082
>>14175073
Are people throwing VR orgies yet?
0f8805 No.14175083
>>14174914
It's not a proper Direct, or at least wasn't announced as one, but it is some kind of announcement. There is typically a big direct after a mini direct, so who fucking knows.
Maybe the "proper" Direct will be announced after this announcement thingy and the big direct will include more information on this announcement as well as more details on other shit.
Who fucking knows, it's 6am Straya time and I've been up all night.
db6125 No.14175088
>>14175073
What makes you so sure?
5e3299 No.14175092
inb4 it's actually just paid online
683b47 No.14175097
>>14175092
inb4 it's paid offline
394bdc No.14175100
>>14175073
>kid-focused announcement
>they had to put warnings on the 3DS not to let little kids play with the 3D on because it might ruin their eyes or some shit
>putting VR goggles on young children
It's not VR. And that idea of the tablet sliding into a thing is god-awful and will kill whatever meager chance VR currently has of succeeding, because 720p blown up by the lenses will be wose than the virtual boy.
db6125 No.14175105
>>14175100
Let's say for the fuck of it it was VR,would you be outraged,more importantly do you think the public would be angry?
e95084 No.14175108
>>14175097
It already is paid offline, you have to buy the console.
14d692 No.14175109
>>14175073
VR is considered dangerous for children so that is unlikely.
It's probably going to be some sort of new bullshit collectible like amiibos. Whatever it's going to be it's going to be expensive, addictive, target children who are apt to cry to their parents until they get it and there's going to be repeat business opportunity to it likely in the form of collectability.
324a8a No.14175118
>>14175100
I cant think of any other worth while announcement that it needs an entire Direct for. They already patent a VR-looking add on, it has gyros and the Switch isnt that heavy and might just need a counter balance.
0f8805 No.14175126
I actually think it could be VR if it was one of those headsets that rapidly shuts one lens in concert with the panel. I don't think those are dangerous for children, and it would provide a full 720p (lol) experience since that's the screen itself. But it would cut the frame-rate in half, and I think it's only a 60hz panel.
Or it could just be a Switch-mini that fits in your pocket, or some kid-friendly model like the original 2DS with no hinges and no 3D.
394bdc No.14175128
>>14175105
I think if it's cheapish because it's just a google cardboard, the public would be elated at first, eat it up, and then after a week everyone would realize it makes them literally want to vomit because of the low resolution and sub-par head tracking, and then VR would die because nobody trusts it except devoted autists who know what's up.
0e3adb No.14175134
> "Tune in to discover a new interactive experience for Nintendo Switch that’s specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart."
> and those who are kids at heart
NINTENDO LITERALLY RECOGNIZES THEIR FANS AS MANBABIES HAHAHAHAHA
324a8a No.14175135
>>14175109
Sorry I didn't see your post.
The Switch has a more general appeal than being solely for kids. Everyone I know that has a Switch is in their late-teens and 20s. If anything they'll probably slap on warning labels and maybe a system update for a new parental control that disables VR for their kids.
e95084 No.14175138
>>14175128
Then I say let them do it. The sooner VR dies the better.
I just want a dirt cheap Vive someday, for the porn
f903a4 No.14175140
>specifically crafted for kids
>specifically crafted for kids
It's Super Mario Paint
394bdc No.14175141
>>14175134
that's the same shit as Lego packaging saying it's for ages 5 to 99.
>>14175138
But if VR dies then nobody will ever make any real games for it. All we've got now are broken mods and experiments. People are still feeling out what works.
db6125 No.14175145
>>14175141
Eh,there's a couple decent things that are vr only,like accounting.
683b47 No.14175151
>>14175140
I would actually welcome that.
394bdc No.14175152
>>14175145
I consider anything strictly room-scale or "teleport walking" to be experimental. They need to finally integrate joystick movement and head tracking into one smooth system.
c64ac2 No.14175154
>>14175126
How are they going to make the Switch's design more kid-friendly?
>>14175134
Someone already made that 'joke' nigger.
>>14175140
>Super Mario Paint
>Mario Paint with a touchscreen
I'd be fine with this, the first one had a shitty control scheme but the N64 one seems cool.
14d692 No.14175163
>>14175135
It just seems unlikely with the:
> "Tune in to discover a new interactive experience for Nintendo Switch that’s specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart."
Nintendo is also hugely risk averse. It's probably action figures with Amiibo functionality tbh.
I mean, it could be VR but considering the fucking Switch struggles running WiiU games with a stable framerate I can't imagine it can handle that. We're at least one generation of VR hardware from Nintendo trying it anyway, they only attempt stuff that's half a decade or more out of date.
683b47 No.14175170
>>14175163
>Nintendo is also hugely risk averse.
>Makes a tablet console hybrid
>It fails
>Does it again, the fucking madmen
>It succeeds
394bdc No.14175172
>>14175163
>action figures with amiibo functionality
That would actually make them worth the price. The jakks pacific World of Nintendo figs are already like $10-15, it's the amiibo price range. Add a fuckin NFC chip and you're golden.
5e3299 No.14175181
>>14175170
>the wii u failed because of its name
gets me every time, it had so much potential
e95084 No.14175195
>>14175181
I'm surprised the WiiU got as many games as it did. I don't mind the WiiU ports to Switch, best to get them out of the way now, early in the Switch lifespan. Maybe I'll actually play Bayonetta 1&2, I didn't on WiiU.
db6125 No.14175200
>>14175195
What is even left from the wii u to port? pikmin 3?
324a8a No.14175203
>>14175200
Probably Smash and Mario Maker.
683b47 No.14175204
859dd2 No.14175205
>>14175181
>WiiU had potencial
No it fucking didn't it and all you retards fell for it
>>14174367
It's going to be some gimmick feature that you'll forget in a week.
Likely wagglan, again.
c07958 No.14175212
>>14175205
Switch already has wagglan.
14d692 No.14175216
>>14175170
Big difference between a shitty, clunky tablet you have to play within a 10 foot radius and an actual pseudo handheld.
That said, I have no fucking clue what they were thinking with the WiiU, I have no clue what they were thinking with the 3DS either, they're the two worst pieces of hardware I've ever owned, and I still own a VirtualBoy. I don't know what people see in either of them.
Anyway, Nintendo never operates at a loss and they only do unusual things when they think it's a sure deal, the problem with the WiiU is it was the first hardware project in forever not being headed by Iwata rip and for some reason they ran with a halfbaked idea.
I think at least part of it is they thought the DS did great, why not make a big DS that uses your TV as one screen not realizing no one wants to whip their head up and down 90 degrees repeatedly.
The switch is kind of a no brainer since the handheld market is totally dead currently beyond the 2002 cellphone level tech 3DS.
Anyway, the long and short of it are Nintendo are faggots and one of the worst influences in gaming past and present.
ac3ee0 No.14175218
>>14175023
Jetfire toy was always my favorite. Turns out it was a recolor form another Japaneses series.
e95084 No.14175219
>>14175200
Pikmin 3, Smash, Mario Maker, Wonderful 101, Xenoblade Chronicles X Hopefully with uncensorship and QoL improvements
5ab638 No.14175220
>>14174399
>localized FE fates
>it's shit
>jp version
>still shit but now with facepetting
I know it's important to not let games get fucked over by memehouse, but in Fates' case it's just really hard to give a shit.
e95084 No.14175231
>>14175216
The WiiU feels like it was a failed, rushed prototype. The Switch feels like it's what the WiiU was meant to be.
db6125 No.14175235
>>14175219
>>14175203
>>14175204
I don't think they're gonna port smash,they know people would rather a brand new game,wonderful 101 has some sort of legality hell last i heard,everything else is game though
fb245f No.14175238
>>14175205
Go back to ResetEra, DuneGoon
c64ac2 No.14175248
>>14175220
>Implying the massage minigame is all Memehouse changed
>He never played Black Kingdom
324a8a No.14175256
>>14175231
This. The Wii U is literally a failed abortion, it's what the Switch managed to do better, which was to make a two systems in one. The Wii U tried to be more like the DS with dual screen.
>>14175235
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe did well tho.
db6125 No.14175259
>>14175256
Sure,but it's not quite the system seller smash always is.
14d692 No.14175260
>>14175231
Totally plausible, though the WiiU did have huge emphasis on the split display and generally speaking playing anything in tablet-only mode was a fucking nightmare between the awful, ghosting display with its washed out colors and the weird inconsistent latency it introduced.
We'll probably never know but I can totally agree that the Switch is at least a better idea.
I'm waiting for them to get fully hacked before I consider one though.
8addc4 No.14175263
>>14175238
>if you don't think the Wii U could have been good you're a goon
7ff175 No.14175277
>>14175256
What's so bad about dual screen functionality?
0048a0 No.14175284
Does it involve strapping it to your face?
683b47 No.14175288
>>14175284
Does it involve strapping it to your dick?
5ab638 No.14175310
>>14174658
Only three of those are even out, and one of them is a port.
324a8a No.14175319
>>14175277
Nothing if handheld, a pain in the ass if console.
bf2389 No.14175331
>>14175319
More like a pain in the neck
db6125 No.14175332
>>14175324
The fuck are you on about?
fcdc11 No.14175353
>>14175310
And all of them are mediocre trash.
d2a2c5 No.14175360
Perhaps a handheld above what, 240p?
fb245f No.14175364
>>14175353
O Enlightened one, show us which games are good, if you will!
If you don't then your opinion is officially disregarded
d62475 No.14175379
>>14175364
>O Enlightened one, show us which games are good, if you will!
fcdc11 No.14175387
>>14175364
For the switch? None worth the price for any of the games. Another anon put it pretty well a while ago. Nintendo is competing against themselves and losing. Odyssey's a dumbed down version of older 3D Mario titles and BOTW is Japanese Skyrim.
5ab638 No.14175397
>>14175248
I know what they changed, I just don't give a shit because both versions were fucking awful.
5c4e61 No.14175399
>>14174446
Can you just step into this gas chamber, Mark Shekelberg?
e7486f No.14175412
>10 pm UK time
>2 hours from now
Why do it on Britainstan time?
c64ac2 No.14175419
>>14175397
>He hasn't played Black Kingdom
e49e55 No.14175423
>>14174674
Is there anything better than lolis in micro bikinis?
>>14174811
(you)
5bbe88 No.14175426
Oh boy, a new Direct. That means we can stream it and shitpost together in real time, which is the only reason to get excited for this anyway.
5ab638 No.14175433
>>14175353
Blipblip wahoo oddessey was pretty fun, from what I played at a friend's house. Xenoblade looks kind of shit and I'm not blowing 300 on a Switch to confirm it.
5ab638 No.14175443
>>14175419
I have, again, it's fucking shit.
>>14175426
Is there any other reason to be excited for events?
324a8a No.14175444
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14175433
>Looks kind of shit
This is the only review that matters tbh.
aa2f6e No.14175465
>>14174728
Gabe, when are you gonna bring back the pink cookie?
See me in the cafeteria when you have the time, we need to go over the Counter Strike project.
8ead85 No.14175470
>>14175423
loli's in macro bikinis
8ead85 No.14175480
>>14175470
please excuse the apostrophe.
18e6c1 No.14175483
>>14175433
>>14175444
>Cuckchan memes
>Dunkey
Please fuckoff and never come back, thanks
c35db6 No.14175495
I don't think this is a direct at all. Here's a google translate of the Japan version:
>From 7 am on Thursday, January 18, 2018,
"New play" using Nintendo Switch will be introduced on this page.
5ab638 No.14175508
>>14175483
Pray tell what's cuckchan about saying a game looks like shit.
e95084 No.14175519
>>14175495
I've been trying to say that from the start, this is not going to be a new Direct. This thread is setting itself up for disappointment.
aa2f6e No.14175521
>>14175495
Yeah, but it should still be a fun shit show.
5ab638 No.14175549
>>14175516
Next you will say I'm a game's journalist.
aa2f6e No.14175560
>>14175549
Go back to game's journalism
aa2f6e No.14175562
c35db6 No.14175566
>>14175519
I wish anons would check and verify more often rather than just take OP's word for it.
5ab638 No.14175571
>>14175544
>>14175523
Anon are you alright?
>>14175562
!!!
18e6c1 No.14175597
>>14175523
>>14175544
>Spam derailing
Pathetic
>>14175549
>>14175508
Go back
´
>>14175495
>>14175566
>>14175519
>OP the Eternal Anglo of the Australian kind makes a thread with statements devoid of any source.
>Mark and the rest of his Nintendo cabal hype it up as being a direct
Should this even be any surprise at all?
f250a9 No.14175616
>>14175596
>When you disturb what that is not that yours.
>
3d5f0e No.14175617
>>14174367
I wonder if it's going to be a new controller or a new feature in a future update. I doubt it's VR, so it might be something innovative considering that Ninty would rather make trends than follow them.
ddcaee No.14175629
>>14174443
Can't have a free NES game, goy. They're going to happily resell you NES Golf for VC.
(the game wasn't even that accessible - only one day in a year and if you ever connected online, manually changing the clock won't help you anymore).
e2351a No.14175643
Poland and serbia best countries
18e6c1 No.14175647
>>14175617
>Wojak soyboy
Stop posting this garbage please
0f8805 No.14175651
>>14175597
I posted a source in a follow-up comment and the original announcement contained a video link that pointed to an old Nintendo Direct.
Also I just saw a screencap from cuckchan about Nintendo Pixelbits which is some lego shit you make yourself and you scan it with the IR camera. Possible, I guess?
dce376 No.14175655
>>14175617
>the soyboy face
5ab638 No.14175657
>>14175596
Still not sure what you're on about but good lucki doxing jewboi and his cabal.
>>14175597
What exactly is fun about Xenoblade? Watching the trailer, it just looks like a generic JRPG.
db6125 No.14175676
>>14175659
kirby is fucking pissed
e95084 No.14175677
>>14175659
>FUNKY NEW MODE
>Not NEW FUNKY MODE
But why?
14d692 No.14175681
>>14175655
I'm surprised no one seems to understand they're trying to emulator a ":D" or "XD" face. They're just also doing so while autistic.
18e6c1 No.14175683
>>14175651
>I posted a source in a follow-up comment
That's true, but nothing pointed towards a Direct-
>Cuckchan
Time to go >>>/back/ m8
c3d13e No.14175689
>>14175655
Isn't showing your teeth a sign of hostility?
26ed7a No.14175693
>>14175681
Please don't compare those people to actual autists, anon.
18e6c1 No.14175704
>>14175655
>Cuck/pol/
And I thought this thread couldn't get any more cancerous
7802bf No.14175710
>>14175681
If they were autistic they'd make games like Dwarf Fortress or Doom. They're worse than autistic, they are normalfags.
18e6c1 No.14175712
>>14175699
I'd rather be banned shitting on newfags and Mark than take his uncircunsized cock quietly
0f8805 No.14175738
>>14175683
> nothing pointed towards a Direct
Except the link to Nintendo's streaming page which had the last Direct up.
> Cuckchan
Haven't been there in years mate. Saw someone post the screencap elsewhere.
>>14175691
> Sounds fun.
It does a bit. I liked the "make your own voxel thing" in 3D Dot Game Heroes. That shit was fun. Doing it with actual blocks and scanning it in to the game would be pretty sweet.
>>14175689
Not in humans, or else we wouldn't smile.
I think the soylent grin is a way of the beta male projecting that he's "fun and whacky" (Look! I'm so crazy! Ha ha, what fun! I'm a good and kind person! Please don't hurt me!) as a preventative defense mechanism. The same way girls do duckface to appear whacky and silly and show they're totally not up themselves and they meant to take a bad photo, so that if someone does say they look like shit they can say it was intentional because see? They made a silly duckface.
betagrin is soyboy duckface, basically.
43d90b No.14175741
>>14175651
>not just licensing to Lego so people finally get real nintendo lego sets
9d986b No.14175745
>>14175712
>which one?
Why the fuck wasn't this person banned?
Just because hotwheels was okay with ledditfags shitting up the site doesn't mean BOs should
8addc4 No.14175747
>>14175704
We already have people who unironically post brainlet images, so it's not that surprising.
3d5f0e No.14175749
>>14175741
I still think it would be neat.
8bcd71 No.14175790
>>14175712
>jew
>uncircumcised
5ab638 No.14175828
>>14175704
>I'm not like the other Anons
Is /pol/ really alright with cuckchanners? I haven't been there in a couple months.
>>14175712
Mark doesn't give a shit about the cuckchan refugees as long as they boost the pph
422dbe No.14175840
>>14175745
Usually the same reason mark doesn't do anything. "No one reported it." Which probably is bullshit, as mark does browse the board.
e7486f No.14175845
>>14175495
Yeah this anon seems to be rigt. Mark must have gotten too excited about Nintendo and made this shit thread.
http://archive.is/XLqr0
>Nintendo plans to announce a new "interactive experience," as per a new page from the company's UK Division.
62c6f9 No.14175846
>>14174905
><"Hahahahaha" translating to "Good luck sealing the darkness" is nothing wrong
Some of us dont speak japanese and have never played the game so no, we dont see whats wrong with that. We have no context on links mission etc you fucking tool.
62c6f9 No.14175858
>>14174905
>hahahaha translated to "good luck sealing in the darkness" And here I thought It was translating what was said right before hahahahaha
3d5f0e No.14175874
>>14175860
What happened there?
528dff No.14175878
>>14175378
Fortunately we got the option for JP audio which bypasses most of these problems. But that's only really useful for folks that already have some knowledge of the language and even then you still have to deal with the inconsistent subtitles if you hit something you didn't quite understand. I really wish that they included a separate set of subs that matched the JP version better and that weren't just transliterations of the mediocre EN dub.
18e6c1 No.14175881
>>14175840
>>14175745
It's bad enought that they're here considering a ban doesn't do much.
>>14175790
Yeah, I fucked up
>>14175828
>Is /pol/ really alright with cuckchanners?
>Couple of months
If you've only been there for a couple of months you should know.
Though it's gotten better now
>Mark doesn't give a shit about the cuckchan refugees as long as they boost the pph
True, but he also can't do much besides hand out bans which he does on occasion when a fag like that pops up.
43d90b No.14175883
db6125 No.14175901
27 minutes
oh we're pinned
580a9b No.14175905
Is there a link to the stream or is it just going to be a jewtube video?
422dbe No.14175909
>>14175860
Mark really only focuses on his gotw. When it comes to actual problems he is a lazy fuck. In fact he usually is the problem with gotw threads.
18e6c1 No.14175921
>>14175874
TL;DR
>Codycoyote/Harman Smith makes Xenoblade 2 thread stating that there was no possible way Xenoblade 2 could be censored
>People tell him it might still be censored
>He starts throwing a fit and people call him out
>Mark bans everyone for "derailing the thread"
>Doesn't ban OP
>Shitton of people complain
>Mark sees through finally and apologizes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7LiK2rpvJE
003b24 No.14175939
I'm unsure if it's gonna be a live stream, but I edited the OP just incase.
18e6c1 No.14175940
>>14175910
>Can't embed
>>>/cuckchan/
3789e0 No.14175969
>>14175939
hey mork can you check my dubs real quick, sorry to bother you I love you ok peace
7ebf14 No.14175984
9a8cbd No.14175992
>>14175984
Give it a year at least.
1f75e5 No.14175993
580a9b No.14175996
9 minutes till disappointment
513f5a No.14175998
>>14175967
F ZERO IS BACK?!
db6125 No.14176001
>>14175998
You know what you're doing,and i suggest you stop it.
6ffdca No.14176002
>>14175984
what for custom firmware
a16552 No.14176006
>>14175984
Yeah, bare minimum you have Mario Odyssey, Xenoblade 2, and gen 8 pokemon.
6ffdca No.14176007
>>14176002
*wait for custom firmware
c8485d No.14176008
>it wont be lightgun shooters
>it will never ever be lightgun shooters
hold me.
e7486f No.14176009
>8 minutes left
I expect absolutely nothing
513f5a No.14176013
>>14176001
I'm replying to an anon who shitposted.
e49e55 No.14176014
>>14175745
>he says while posting a redditchan image
Mark should ban you too.
003b24 No.14176022
>>14175997
That formatting is fucking retarded.
e95084 No.14176024
>>14176009
You SHOULD expect nothing, this event was overblown from the start.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A NINTENDO DIRECT
bb88f7 No.14176026
513f5a No.14176028
>>14176022
Are you saying that you've "read it", (the post) and you are complaining about the "spacing"?
2cd571 No.14176032
>>14175858
>And here I thought It was translating what was said right before hahahahaha
This is beyond fucking retardation
580a9b No.14176033
It will be a paint application with a stylus that's a brush. Or maybe not fuck it.
513f5a No.14176039
>>14176034
Maybe he deleted it because you're a spammy retard?
3d5f0e No.14176040
>>14176033
It's anyone's guess.
003b24 No.14176042
>>14176025
Probably because it was the most retarded thing I've seen all week.
>totally cucked mods working for the globalists confirmed.
Like what the fuck? You gave me even more autism just by reading it.
cd58c2 No.14176051
>>14176033
Man, I hope you're right.
I'd kill for Mario Paint Switch
513f5a No.14176052
>>14176045
I'm not Mark, but I'll pretend to be him if it pisses you off that much
c35db6 No.14176062
>mark embed OP despite there being no direct
Can we bully him now?
43d90b No.14176063
>>14175984
No. I console is never worth it until atleast 3 years into it's life
e49e55 No.14176066
>>14176045
>trolling fetish
003b24 No.14176067
>20 seconds and no live stream
well shit
e7486f No.14176073
>>14176034
What kind of threads did you make? Because I have saged some very shitty ones and they deserved to be deleted.
1b5b2c No.14176075
>>14176062
what did you expect from a fatty nintendo shill?
513f5a No.14176083
>>14176081
>NO HOOKTUBE NO WATCH
REEE
8bcd71 No.14176085
e7486f No.14176086
>>14176081
>LABO
Bet you its a miiverse for the Switch
db6125 No.14176088
e49e55 No.14176090
>>14176081
>it's a literal cardboard box
sasuga nutendo
580a9b No.14176091
>>14176081
It's fucking nothing.
30db86 No.14176092
>>14176081
switch is over
this is the worst gimmick of all time
bf2389 No.14176096
>>14176081
>Wii's gimmick peripherals
>but now they're cardboard
What?
Weren't they marketing Switch as the adult's console? I would have like this when I was 5
fb245f No.14176098
>>14176081
WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
c69dc4 No.14176099
>>14176081
>WE MADE THE WII AGAIN BECAUSE WE CANT THINK FOR SHIT
VIDEO GAMES DIED WITH IWATA
b6eca7 No.14176100
>>14176081
>Nintendo has just invented Google cardboard
Nintendones will defend this.
db6125 No.14176101
Like seriously what the FUCK is this?
30db86 No.14176108
a16552 No.14176110
>>14176081
>Literally a new way to play
>Also carboard
I mean it means tons of potential controller configurations I guess instead of peripherals. Maybe kids will be engineers or some shit after making some.
bb88f7 No.14176111
You retards, you know what children will do to cardboard shit? They'll fucking destroy it because they are children. Goddamn who greenlighted this shit.
3d5f0e No.14176113
>>14176081
>Nintendo is literally selling fucking cardboards as a game accessory
A
FUCKING
CARDBOARD
003b24 No.14176117
>>14176081
>It's a box
This has to be the most retarded announcement I've ever seen. I thought it would be something related to their mobile platforms or something about the online service. but nope
A FUCKING BOX
I can't defend this, this is too much.
7d6a97 No.14176118
>>14176081
>Cardboards
>FUCKING CARDBOARDS
Holy shit, now this is a new level of dissapointment
580a9b No.14176119
I'm out. Thread was fun while it lasted. What a dogshit product.
3b447f No.14176120
This will be really cool for toddlers.
c8485d No.14176121
0e3adb No.14176122
>>14176081
>WE INVENTED FUCKING CARDBOARD
e95084 No.14176124
>Literally just pieces of cardboard theyre going to charge $20 for
Told you guys to not get excited.
e7486f No.14176125
>Nintendo so cheap people have to make their own extra accessories out of FUCKING CARDBOARD
I love especially love the one where it is in the shape of a person and it crashes the controller onto the ground. I love it when Nintendo wants me to break the controller so I buy a new one.
b33072 No.14176126
>>14176081
>cardboard accessories
Fucking wew.
db6125 No.14176127
NOW INTRODUCING,THE NINTENDO HOBO KIT
2977df No.14176129
I'M FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
422dbe No.14176136
This is way better than a shitty stream announcing games I don't care for. This is stupid in such a good way. Thanks for the laugh nintendo.
3d5f0e No.14176138
>>14176117
>>14176118
But with cardboard boxes, you can do anything as long as you have Imagination.
t. Nintendo
8addc4 No.14176141
>Nintendo's newest video game peripheral
>it's fucking cardboard and string
84d92e No.14176148
>>14176117
Calm down and have a cake, Mark. I'm sure you'll find some way to justify buying a cardboard box to play Nintendo games.
8bcd71 No.14176149
>>14176111
Working as intended. Kids destroy it, parents buy more. Brilliant move, Nintendo.
1b5b2c No.14176150
WEW nintendo is actually catering to manchildren
db6125 No.14176152
>>14176138
That's some expensive cardboard my man
b6eca7 No.14176154
>>14176098
>>14176099
No. Nintendo died with him. He killed it.
b33072 No.14176155
>>14176130
EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS?
f51d5d No.14176157
>>14176081
You can now literally buy the box without the game.
The beat in the beginning is groovy, at least.
bf2389 No.14176158
>>14176130
Isn't it just literally a stack of flat pieces of perforated cardboard? How the fuck could they justify that price? You even have to color and decorate them yourself in the trailer
e7486f No.14176161
>>14176130
VR barely has people buying into it and Nintendo thinks people are going to flock to cheaply made cardboard pieces charged at insane prices? Was this developed by the University of Israel?
34f7c9 No.14176162
>>14176130
>>14176134
>$70 or $80 for fucking cardboard
db6125 No.14176164
requesting the "why is that guy eating shit,it's PAID shit" comic
b0a185 No.14176165
>>14176130
>$80 for some cardboard
1b5b2c No.14176166
>>14176130
>80 burgercoins for cardboard
NINTENDRONES WILL STILL BUY PIECES OF CARDBOARD AS LONG AS IT'S A NINTENDO PRODUCT
7e82f6 No.14176168
>nintendo cardboard box
>coming 4. 20
This shit writes itself
c8485d No.14176169
>>14176130
Games Workshop wishes they thought up this hustle.
3d5f0e No.14176170
>>14176130
>Implying We can't just buy the same kind of cardboard for a cheap prince and custom cut it ouselves.
>>14176154
Call me when Nintendo makes Robot Pirate Island.
2977df No.14176171
>>14176130
>$80 for what you can get for free at a UPS store
0f8805 No.14176172
Well, it's not for me but I know some kids that will think this shit is pretty dope. They love building shit and colouring it in.
Why didn't they just include this shit in the Direct Mini a week ago?
Where's a proper full-size Direct Nintendo you cunts?
30db86 No.14176173
>>14176158
>>14176157
>>14176155
look closely it comes with a game too
of course said game probably won't be good
df8d4d No.14176175
You can have a new F-Zero game…OR, you can have what's inside the MYSTERY BOX.
3ffb49 No.14176177
>$69.99MSRP*
>$79.99MSRP*
>for fucking cardboard
this is brilliant
e7486f No.14176182
>>14176134
>Customization accessories not included
Hold it
Are they going to be charging $20 for stickers?
e95084 No.14176184
>>14176158
I mean, it probably comes with the game to use this shit with. But that is still $20 for cardboard, and full price for a shit game.
db6125 No.14176185
>>14176177
Who knows,maybe the software included with it will make it worth the price tag
but i doubt it.
4a7b87 No.14176186
>>14176157
>Where's the game?
>the box IS the game
Woah
0bb13f No.14176188
>>14174382
might have to get a switch to play that if its got weeb va.
911feb No.14176190
Why would anyone want that piece of shit? The games in the trailer looked like there are flashgames straight from 2008.
e7486f No.14176191
>>14176175
Jokes on you, the game IS the mystery box!
7d6a97 No.14176192
>>14176175
>the mystery box just the box
3d5f0e No.14176198
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Gameplay footage of Nintendo's latest product.
ee7a41 No.14176200
And here I was even entertaining the idea of buying a switch. I guess bayo 3 will have to wait.
df8d4d No.14176203
IT'S A BOX! MY SWITCH IS A BOX! DAMN YOU. A BOX!
a16552 No.14176204
>>14176196
The unpirateable game
>Requires physical boxes
>And system
40c5fb No.14176205
LMAO you'd haveta be a complete fucking MORON to spend $80 on cardboard
024450 No.14176208
This is kind of a fun idea to make your own peripherals if they DIDN'T COST THE SAME AS SAID PERIPHERALS WOULD.
1127df No.14176209
>>14176173
it will probably be in the vein of those lego products i can't remember the name of
i don't understand why is everyone throwing a tantrum like retard manchildren
does that robokit come with vr headset?
fc4b8e No.14176215
>Mooooom it's raining give me another $500 for new cardboard
>But Jimmy we have lots of cardboard boxes in the attic
>NOT THE SAME MOM IT HAS TO BE OFFICIAL
3d5f0e No.14176217
>"I got you a box."
>"So did I."
e7486f No.14176218
>>14176196
>We have to now "pirate" a cardboard box for the full experience
Nintendo is going to make downloading cars a thing at this rate
e49e55 No.14176219
>>14176204
>you wouldn't download a box
fb245f No.14176222
>>14176215
>>14176208
These are the best arguments against this shit itt
3ffb49 No.14176227
>>14176185
it would be great for young kids. I doubt anyone older will go for it.
but I can imagine the business meeting when someone pitched the idea of selling cardboard for 80 funcking burgers
586f71 No.14176228
>>14174367
LMAO DIY CARDBOARD GARBAGE
LMAO STEERING WHEEL WITHOUT ANY FORCE FEEDBACK OTHER THAN (((HD RUMBLE)))
HAHAHHA FUCKING NINTENDO DID IT AGAIN
f04f8e No.14176229
Assuming the price is of the game itself and the cardboard can be bought separately for cheap this is actually pretty neat. It lets them make a bunch of dumb games with peripherals that would otherwise cost a ton for consumers to buy.
0bb13f No.14176232
>>14176175
only if they hire on Tsuchiya and Adrien Newy as consultants. Any thing less and it will feel like an arcade mess, nothing like the original or GX. If it will be made today I want a somewhat realistic representation of aerodynamics and driving feel with complete FFB and slipstreams, fuel consumption and pits with long races.
513f5a No.14176234
>>14176205
Except that card is a dominant player in Modern, and enables Dredge, among other decks
bf2389 No.14176235
>>14176173
I guess it's better than nothing? I know a lot of people liked Nintendo Land for some reason
4f2fe1 No.14176238
Looks really nifty for kids, lots of potential. Hell, build your own controllers sounds fun especially if they could be used on other games possibly. BUT
>80 muriclap dollarydoos
Jesus nintendo, tone down the judaism. BOX PIRACY WHEN
e49e55 No.14176241
>>14176209
>throwing a tantrum
Are you kidding? This is hilarious.
14bcf2 No.14176243
>it's literally a fucking box
clown world gets weirder by the day.
14bcf2 No.14176244
>it's literally a fucking box
clown world gets weirder by the day.
d9f5d5 No.14176245
>>14176182
No, the stickers cost a 10er.
580a9b No.14176246
1b5b2c No.14176247
so where's the videogames?
3dd988 No.14176251
Fucking called it
>>14175205
01e054 No.14176253
>>14176081
You can't make this shit up goddamn
3d5f0e No.14176254
>>14176244
>Get a birthday present
>Open up the box
>It's another box
473d2d No.14176255
I actually love the idea, I'm sure kids will have fun with it
34f7c9 No.14176256
>>14176204
>>14176218
>>14176219
If it actually works with regular cardboard and the included cardboard is just for convenience then it's kinda neat if ridiculously overpriced. If Nintendo is about to DRM cardboard then this is the most brazen form of merchantry I've ever seen.
e93b04 No.14176258
>>14176246
Better than a bunch of plastic shells, at least. 80 bucks is pretty steep. …I kinda wanna try that robot one…
9d986b No.14176262
>>14176014
Lets ban everyone with long unix timestamp image names while we're at it, there's plenty of others in this thread
I can play the dumb nigger game too
db6125 No.14176264
BRING FORTH MORE SPONGEBOB BOX JOKES
d9f5d5 No.14176265
>>14176245
Also including Stencils of the Alphabet and two rolls of Nintendo Tape.
https://labo.nintendo.com/kits/customization-set/
10f68e No.14176270
Watch, it'll come out, people will buy it, and then never touch it again, but Nintendo will dedicate entire segments to it in future Directs when no one fucking cares.
a16552 No.14176272
They come packaged with the boxes, but its clear they're not the focus.
Also get ready for soyboys to open wide and film themselves in their room with the robot kit on.
2824c3 No.14176274
>>14176251
No you didn't called it. Its unlikely i'l ever forget $80 cardboard box.
e2351a No.14176276
>It's literally cardboard
>comes out 4/20
4f2fe1 No.14176277
>>14176267
You can make a sexBOX
5bad9d No.14176279
A cardboard makes every controller obsolete. Thanks nintendo!
3d6c0e No.14176283
>>14175647
Play this in reverse and it's the tale of how sonyfags are really just nintendrones at heart.
ecc715 No.14176284
>>14176081
>>14176114
>>14176130
>>14176134
I just woke up. What the fuck am I gazing upon?
This is a joke right?
34f7c9 No.14176288
>>14176270
I'll do you one worse.
watch this become an extremely popular product with young kids
2824c3 No.14176289
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14176272
They are already filming themselves "reacting" to Labo's trailer.
4a7b87 No.14176290
>>14176270
More like they'll fail to assemble it or they'll toss it in a corner after playing once and then be surprised it has been teared apart by their pet/kids/their fat ass because it's FUCKING CARBOARD
df8d4d No.14176291
will my dreams of a Switch Shaped Squeeze box finally come true?
bf2389 No.14176294
>>14176282
>What's in the fucking box
<More boxes
e49e55 No.14176296
>>14176262
>he still goes to cuckchan
e95084 No.14176298
I expected nothing from this announcement, but this is just bizarre. Literal cardboard coming out on 4/20. Poetic.
2977df No.14176299
Nintendo is going to make such an insane amount of money off of this, it's not even funny.
>>14176254
Pic related.
f4e6a6 No.14176302
I just got some new bedroom furniture so I have a room full of cardboard. Why am I just throwing out all these cardboard boxes when I could be selling them. I just have to write Nintendo on them.
b33072 No.14176303
>>14176265
>stencils, stickers and tape
>Nintendo has resorted to selling cardboard and stationary
Is this real life?
1f75e5 No.14176308
>>14176301
>the soyboy face
like clockwork
e7486f No.14176309
WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH STICKERS
Who wants to guess how much they charge for it?
7e82f6 No.14176315
>>14176307
bretty gud
edit mark's face over the cat
586f71 No.14176317
>>14174367
LMAO DIY CARDBOARD GARBAGE
LMAO STEERING WHEEL WITHOUT ANY FORCE FEEDBACK OTHER THAN (((HD RUMBLE)))
HAHAHHA FUCKING NINTENDO DID IT AGAIN
LMAO FALSE ADVERTISING BECAUSE WHERE'S THE FUCKING RACING WHEEL ITS NOT FUCKING SOLD, AAAAAAAA
7655be No.14176319
>>14176302
>throwing out cardboard boxes
t. squidward
53c739 No.14176321
>>14176262
>Lets ban everyone with long unix filename
I unironically agree with this
db6125 No.14176324
bf2389 No.14176328
>>14176314
>banned for 12 hours for Zach posting
Do you feel it, Zach? There must be some kind of special exception for stickied Nintendo Direct threads
a16552 No.14176332
>>14176302
>Acquire as many unlabeled boxes as possible
>Print Nintendo logo on it, and some dotted lines
>Go to flea market
>Grandmothers happen
>Profit
198525 No.14176333
It's primarily for kids. It is part of Nintendo's push to getting kids interested in technology and how it works. They have been making blog posts on the japanese Topics page for kids explaining how motion controls work and stuff. This is part of that. I think it looks cool, though I don't think I'll actually get it. Maybe the robot one just to try it out.
>>14176309
The decoration set is 980 yen
bf2389 No.14176335
>>14176328
>deleted before I could even correct Zach to York
wew
083353 No.14176336
You may die or just become LiveLeak material. It's real problematic, for you.
debc1c No.14176338
>>14176238
I legitimately believe kids don't even make up a quarter of Nintendo's audience anymore.
e7486f No.14176340
>>14176323
They couldn't even give you some stickers when you buy overpriced cardboard?
2824c3 No.14176341
>>14176309
This looks like some tumblr shit, especially with all this use of pastel/hipster colors.
10f68e No.14176343
>>14176288
It won't. There is no chance in hell of that happening, trust me.
What really baffles me about this announcement is that it came right the fuck out of nowhere, with absolutely no prior teasing that it was going to happen.
I'm not even that pissed about it. Just confused. Like, why did Nintendo think this was a good idea? Why did Nintendo think anyone wanted this? For $80, even?
I'm just gonna wait for the next Smash Bros. so Japan Time 3.0 will start and /v/ will be fucked in the ass by fake leaks again. Those were fun times.
770de4 No.14176344
I could see this being a one-off purchase in a private school or an early computer class setting. I'm not sure how marketable it is beyond young advanced learners. Somebody will make a cardboard waifu controller with HD rumble at strategic places and you want it.
28a862 No.14176350
>>14174367
What did you guys expect? The UK ad specifically said it was "designed for kids and those who are kids at heart." It wasn't gonna be anything serious anyway.
Yeah the $80 is pretty shitty, but most of that cost is from the software, not the kits themselves, as the kits come with games in them. This is just supposed to be Nintendo's take on DIY platforms, like Lego Mindstorms, it's not gonna be a dominant thing. Just a side product for schools and father/son DIY projects.
Actual games are coming. Calm your tits. That robot control kit one was pretty dope.
bf872b No.14176351
IT"S FUCKING CARDBOARD
HOLY SHIT
REVOLUTIONARY
NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN
I AM DYING
083353 No.14176352
I told you I had your number, Mark. And your vols. This isn't your game. This is blood.
30db86 No.14176353
so does this mean the robot game will actually have the robot copy you as you flail your arms and legs
3d22ac No.14176355
>>14176117
Mark you retard, the announcement earlier specifically stated it was something for kids. Why were you expecting online stuff?
f5759c No.14176359
>>14176081
Watched this twice and I'm still not confident it's not a joke.
Is January 17th the equivalent of April Fool's Day in Japan or something?
Please?
3d5f0e No.14176360
>>14176333
If Nintendo wanted kids to learn about engineering and bulding shit, there would have been better ways than a fucking box. All Nintendo is doing is selling boxes for kids to make pricey dioramas.
e49e55 No.14176361
>>14176340
Don't act so entitled.
4eeaf5 No.14176365
>>14176350
Pretty sure most people are offended at the price of the gimmick and not the gimmick itself.
1127df No.14176366
>>14175738
>Not in humans, or else we wouldn't smile.
198525 No.14176367
Where the fuck are you guys getting $80 from? If a normal game is $60 without fancy cardboard, I'd say $70 for a game plus a bunch of fancy cardboard is reasonable. The variety kit is even cheaper, too.
10f68e No.14176368
Oh god
What if this becomes popular, and then cardboard peripherals for games become the new fad in the industry?
I have very low expectations on the popularity of this thing, but hell, the worst case scenario is usually the one that happens.
293317 No.14176371
I hope this is the project NOA is assigned to for their fuckups.
db6125 No.14176372
>>14176367
you realize you're defending paying for cardboard right?
18e6c1 No.14176374
>>14176354
>Brainlet Wojak
>That filename
>>>/cuckchan/
4a7b87 No.14176375
>Here's your controller bro
>sorry I got sweaty palms lol
28a862 No.14176376
>>14176365
Well again, I'm not liking the price either, but most of that price is from the software in the kit, not the cardboard itself. Lego Mindstorms had $300 DIY kits for stuff like this.
0bb13f No.14176377
>>14175689
yeah, for chimps.
2824c3 No.14176379
>>14176353
Guess who is going to buy the cardboard and then show everyone on this board?
198525 No.14176380
>>14176372
What, do you think cardboard just materializes out of thin air, and that the processing they do takes 0 time, money, or energy?
2cd571 No.14176381
This is the most retarded thing
I have ever seen
18e6c1 No.14176386
>>14176379
>And then show everyone on this board
>He doesn't know
586f71 No.14176388
>>14176379
He's dead, and I'm glad.
2824c3 No.14176390
>>14176381
Go in the thread where feminist rpg writer for inxile eats people.
bf2389 No.14176391
>>14176380
Do you think that perforated cardboard costs $20 to manufacture?
f7543a No.14176393
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. >>14176371
Unfortunately that giant robot game looked almost too similar to that Project Giant Robot game for the Wii U, so it's probably a Miyamoto project.
133dd5 No.14176394
OH GOD LADS, I'M DYING
ITS FUCKING CARDBOARD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
7e82f6 No.14176396
>>14176379
He'll get two so he can hotglue one
3d5f0e No.14176398
My dad works for Nintendo and here is a leak of the next Nintendo product.
3ada31 No.14176399
Here's your controller bro
198525 No.14176400
10f68e No.14176401
>>14176379
ROBop offed himself. I'm not joking, I actually think he might've killed himself. Attention whores don't just go away.
fb245f No.14176404
>>14176379
Thankfully, Mark's best friend is gonezo and retreated back to /leftypol/ and cuckchan.
293317 No.14176407
>>14176393
Even better put him in the hole as well, Miyamoto has to be stopped. Everything he touched now becomes shit.
34f7c9 No.14176416
>2020
>nintendo has made billions of dollars on cardboard
>cardboard sculptures, like papercraft, is now a popular passtime
>nintendo labo has become a formative childhood experience of a generation
>the same kind of school that tried to teach in minecraft starts labo programs
>nintendo officially releases an educational kit and sells billions more to schools
c60b87 No.14176418
>Nintendo tries out "loot boxes"
2cd571 No.14176420
>>14176390
I saw that. That was just funny LARPing
Nintendo is actually selling fucking cardboard boxes
I wonder how much they'll cost
8bcd71 No.14176425
Alright, so now that my initial elation at the absurdity has subsided, how will third parties use this amazing new technology?
10f68e No.14176427
I can't even muster up the strength to laugh at this. I'm too confused to laugh at this. Is this what it feels like when you've become desensitized?
2977df No.14176429
>all these no-fun ROBop-hating faggots
e95084 No.14176434
>Nintendo peripherals are now literally made of cardboard and can easily get crushed, bent or water damaged
>That's $80 down the drain if you do
e49e55 No.14176435
>>14176380
Nigga it's just recycled paper.
a16552 No.14176436
>>14176418
Thats what it is!
bf2389 No.14176438
>>14176400
That's still 10-100x what it costs to manufacture
bf872b No.14176440
I've watched this video 3 times now and I am still not convinced it's real.
bb40a5 No.14176442
>>14176429
Kill yourself ROB
fb245f No.14176444
>>14176425
They'll most likely make their own, except much MUCH cheaper at the price, thus blowing Nintendo the fuck out
3d5f0e No.14176448
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14176425
>The year is 2030
>Technology is all cardboard
7e82f6 No.14176449
>>14176429
>2-3 posts making fun of an attention whore
>ROBop defense force assemble!
at least wait a couple minutes
44477b No.14176450
So did we just end up in bizzaro world? Like did someone somehow prevent nuclear war at the cost of corporations going full retard like this?
e49e55 No.14176452
2824c3 No.14176456
>>14176418
You motherfucker. That wasn't funny.
b8fe00 No.14176457
>>14176350
<It's just a side project for nintendo, dont get mad guys!
<eighty united states dollars for cardboard with a brand slapped on it is perfeftly justifiable, look at the string included!
<actual games are c-c-coming, calm down everyone!
In 2019, maybe
>meme spacing
Please return to your containment site
ffdc18 No.14176458
The only way this shit can be justifies is if each of those things cost 5 or 10 dollars. I like the concept. But holy fuck, it's a box, it's cardboard. That shit will break with time.
a16552 No.14176460
>>14176450
It was that one anon who fucked his sister, did it so hard he brought us into a safe dimension.
8c0bc1 No.14176462
Am I daydreaming?
Is Nintendo going senile?
3d5f0e No.14176465
>>14176462
They are entering the Cardboard Console business.
18e6c1 No.14176466
>>14176462
>Is Nintendo going senile?
How new are you lad?
b9e5ef No.14176468
>>14174367
When Nintendo gets high off their own success, they revert back to the GameCube and Wii-U era retardation with stupid shit like requiring 4 GBAs and 4 cables or eReaders to read fucking disposable cards.
This is Nintendo reaching retardation levels that should not even be possible; as if they wanted to continue the Mario Artist games from the 64DD complete with a Game Creator from Mario Maker's leftover code, but then they decided NOPE and went with fucking cardboard to cut costs and to avoid deals with Knex and Lego.
When your TV set gets pawned off or sold off and every single game is in storage, and you have a Nintendo Switch, this is the last thing you want to remind you of the years of suffering you've experienced.
8bcd71 No.14176471
>>14176462
>senile
This is every company's dream.
a2c20d No.14176472
>>14176450
Nuclear war keeps preventing itself out of reality because it assumes that the idea is too retarded
b6eca7 No.14176474
Another cheap gimmick for Nintendo.
They will never learn.
d09660 No.14176476
Can I make a card board gun and shoot myself?
I know that a bunch of you faggots are going to buy this anyways.
You cucks reap what you sow.
10f68e No.14176482
>>14176452
I mean either that, or the stuff he said about being in the military was true and he got killed in the line of duty.
He has no online presence at all, anymore, as far as I know. He has to be dead.
>>14176457
See, this is what worries me. I want to believe this is just a side project and that nothing much will come of this, but I've seen and known too much to know that's true.
Maybe this'll be Nintendo's Kinect. A peripheral they're going to push super goddamn hard and yet no one will buy it. That only begs the question, what will Sony's Kinect be? The PC Kinect was the Steam Controllers.
>>14176468
Oh shit, you're right. That makes quite a bit of sense. This is the result of Nintendo getting high off the success of the Switch and believing they can get away with anything.
2824c3 No.14176484
>>14176465
"Your non-official cardboard is almost as bad as piracy!"
"Buy nintendo licensed cardboard this instant!"
e7486f No.14176486
>>14176446
>Have to buy a Switch and at least one of these things to use them, around $380
Doubt that Nintendo is trying to "teach" kids with fishing and robot fighting video games
>Could buy a cheap 3d printer and material for less
>Could buy a shitload of cheap soldering kits or programmable boards
3bae85 No.14176488
bf872b No.14176489
70 fucking dollars for some cardboard that cost them probably about 3 cents to make.
This is advanced shekel grabbing.
106f57 No.14176491
Wait, is that fucking cardbox for real?
db6125 No.14176494
>>14176481
I imagine shooting a bullet out of it would be as safe as shooting a real glock
ac7c87 No.14176497
The sad part isn't how dumb this is. The sad part is that people have been buying any dumb trash Nintendo produces for the last decade.
>>14176474
>They will never learn.
Learn what? It's not like they aren't making money.
e49e55 No.14176499
>>14176491
Yes, they have resorted to selling paper.
4a7b87 No.14176502
At least it gives me a good opportunity to reuse some of my reaction pics
e95084 No.14176504
>Rewatched the video
>Just realized Project Giant Robot turned into this shit
>You need to have a cardboard box strapped to you to play it
Bravo Nintendo
18e6c1 No.14176505
>One OP makes OC thread for the Labo for some fun
>No console wars whatsoever
>Thread get's deleted
Holy shit Mark, end your life
c9035e No.14176506
>>14176290
It will rot/mold away.
34f7c9 No.14176507
>>14176438
I imagine their thought process was either
>we sell games for $60. this game includes additional materials, manufacturing processes, and additional space to ship, so we have to charge extra
or
>we sell games for $60. if we don't charge extra for the hassle of dealing with the increasing box size and nonstandard form factor, retailers will get mad and not stock the product
The price is ridiculously jewish but I understand their reasoning. There is no end to the amount of pointless shit that parents will buy their kids, I can totally see them going for something like this that at least appears to have some amount of educational and creative value over whatever the equivalent of Tickle Me Elmo is today.
106f57 No.14176511
>>14176499
What times we live in!
7e82f6 No.14176512
>>14176484
>box piracy at an all time high!
>nintendo starts dishing out DMCAs for fan made boxes
ea999e No.14176518
Hideo Kojima is a prophet
10f68e No.14176520
>>14176512
>>14176484
See, you joke, but the more you think about it, the more you realize it's likely this is what's actually going to happen.
198525 No.14176523
Did you guys not grow up playing with legos? Did you never try to take something apart to see how it works? Did you all grow up playing video games as your one source of entertainment?
>>14176486
The Switch shows diagrams of how the toycons work, how they use the joycons to actually function, and you have to put them together yourself. The whole point is to get kids interested in technology.
1b5b2c No.14176524
>>14176512
cardboard is open source, they can't do that
261f3f No.14176526
>>14176081
This has to be the worst peripheral in history.
e7486f No.14176530
>>14176512
>You can get sued because you take a picture of your Switch on a pizza box and Nintendo thinks you were pirating
e49e55 No.14176534
>>14176523
>he's still defending this
Give it up, not even Mark is buying this shit. who am I kidding?
2824c3 No.14176535
>>14176512
I have infinite supply of thrown away cardboards right outside my house. Nobody will give a shit if i'l steal a little from the trash. Fuck, i can go right now grab a few and make myself nintendo labo before its release.
8addc4 No.14176536
How many third-party cardboard kits are we going to see? Is Mad Catz going to start selling inferior cardboard houses?
1127df No.14176539
if any of you ever had any contact with cardboard manufacturers you would know price for quality grades can vary greatly especially when it's not just boxes but cut shapes
and why are you all fucks saying it's 80$ for cardboard when it's price of a kit, which includes software and cardboard and whatever else you get to set that up
0b05e0 No.14176540
e49e55 No.14176546
>>14176535
>inb4 they sue you for copyright infringement
3d5f0e No.14176549
>>14176524
>cardboard is open source, they can't do that
Introducing Linux Cardboard.
bf2389 No.14176551
>>14176507
In an ideal world their standard games just wouldn't cost $60 in the first place, I suppose, but maybe any price markup beyond $10 would seem paltry to them.
>>14176526
I look forward to Crowbcat's video on all of the kids who fucked up their cardboard cutouts or got them wet or chewed up by dogs
c9035e No.14176553
>>14176502
you need nintendo stickers/lines on it.
1b5b2c No.14176556
>>14176536
oh man i can't wait when nintendo starts selling the elite cardboard pro!
106f57 No.14176557
>>14176536
>Mad Catz
What about chinese knockoff brands.
30db86 No.14176559
>>14176523
legos actually let you build things besides a crappy peripheral
4a7b87 No.14176560
>>14176523
>Did you guys not grow up playing with legos?
Sorry, not every family can afford overpriced plastic
>The whole point is to get kids interested in technology.
I'm pretty sure it's the excuse to sell overpriced cardboard because they can't be arsed to make controllers for some shit mini-games you'd find on Wario Ware
293317 No.14176561
>>14176523
Yes I did this but pre-cut cardboard sheets are not that. Everybody's controller will be identical except for how they decorate it. Regular Lego lets you build whatever the hell you want. If this was for people who take stuff apart how about a new joy-con or pro controller that is easy to disassemble that you can customize with special buttons or something.
e7486f No.14176564
>>14176523
There is nothing technological about putting together cardboard, coloring it, and then playing a video game. Kids could be learning how to program, solder, or even 3d print and all of those are far more useful in teaching kids then this.
bf2389 No.14176565
f250a9 No.14176568
>>14176549
You mean GNU/Cardboard, or GNU + Cardboard?
f23452 No.14176569
>>14176502
this came from the past to be relevant now more than ever before
ad1db9 No.14176572
Thanks to the success of Nintendo Cardboard, we have decided to release our own versions.
Please be excited for Playstation Squares and the Microsoft X Box.
05a51a No.14176579
>>14176572
microsoft xbox one X one boX
10f68e No.14176583
>The official Nintendo site no longer displays the Wii U, but instead the Labo
>yfw the Wii U was replaced by literal cardboard
f903a4 No.14176587
>You must recycle
>You must pay me to recycle your trash
>We've repackaged your trash for you that will be $14.99
ec4c3a No.14176588
Certainly not the idea anyone was expecting, good to see Project Giant Robot return in some form. At least they came up with a creative use of the right Joy-Con's infrared camera.
>>14176507
The price does seem a bit high, so I would assume it for the larger box that contains all the material and the game software. I just wonder how durable this is?
>Variety Kit
Cardboard sheet x28 (includes an extra sheet for customisation)
Reflective sheet x3
Sponge sheet x3
String (orange) x1
String (blue) x1
Eyelet set (grey) x1
Eyelet set (blue) x4
Rubber band** (large) x2 + spares
Rubber band** (small) x6 + spares
(And game software)
>Robot kit
Cardboard sheet x19 (includes an extra sheet for customisation)
Thick paper sheet x4
Reflective sheet x1
String (orange) x2
String (blue) x2
Fabric strap (grey) 1x large, 1x medium, 2x small
Eyelet set (grey) x10
Eyelet set (orange) x2
(and game software)
>>14176564
If only all kids were like that.
1b5b2c No.14176590
>>14176572
>sega releases the SEGA Dreambox TM
e7486f No.14176591
>>14176572
>The future of consoles is in boxes
>The homeless suddenly become rich off the boxes they own
FInally all these companies doing some good!
84d92e No.14176594
>Nintendo thought it'd be better to make a cardboard motorcycle sim instead of F-Zero
:^(
ad1db9 No.14176596
>>14176579
Xbox One X X Box. The ONLY box with silky smooth upscaled 4K 15FPS.
198525 No.14176597
>>14176561
It's more like plastic models or gunpla than legos, really. If you wanna argue that those things are shit and not good for kids, then go ahead. Also this stuff has real, mechanical shit going on as opposed to being a bunch of circuitry, so it's easier for kids to understand.
>>14176564
What fucking parent is going to let their 7 year old child have a soldering iron? And how autistic would the kid have to be to learn how to CAD? Programming is a valid argument, but hey look it has a thing where you program the joycons here. It'd be cool if they expanded more on it.
fa72e0 No.14176600
File: b257c5a391981f2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 83.36 KB, 1024x1017, 1024:1017, b257c5a391981f20b794264735….jpg)
HAHAHAHAHA!
AND YOU FAGGOTS THOUGHT KINECT WAS A FAILURE?
NINTENDRONES WILL DEFEND THIS SHIT AND SAY IT'S INNOVATIVE, AND STILL HAND THOSE SLIMY GOOK-JEWS MONEY FOR A FUCKING PERFORATED CARDBOARD BOX.
I came here to laugh at you, but it's pretty sad TBH FAM.
1f65a4 No.14176602
>>14176564
But could they learn how to solder CPUs?
198525 No.14176603
>>14176597
better screenshot
10f68e No.14176606
>>14176600
Dude, this IS the Nintendo equivalent of the Kinect. You really think people are going to buy this?
3d5f0e No.14176607
>>14176600
I thought only NOA needed to get purged. But it looks like NOJ needs to fire people.
1f65a4 No.14176608
MORE LIKE NINTENDO LABIA AM I RIGHT?
f5759c No.14176609
Let's talk about the most important thing
Lewd Cardboard-Tan
What will the form of the destroyer take?
Will there be porn hopefully involving Ouya
0faf9b No.14176610
>>14176590
>SEGA releases the Dreambox™ BD(bluray) and the Dreambox™ 32X
10f68e No.14176616
>>14176609
You really think this is worth making a console-tan for?
e49e55 No.14176617
>>14176597
>Also this stuff has real, mechanical shit going on
<it's just a few strings
4eb780 No.14176618
Somebody draw Switch dog living as a hobo in a box on a sidewalk
db6125 No.14176620
e95084 No.14176621
>>14176603
What the fuck was the point of that part? It's a cardboard person strapped to a joycon? What is it meant to do? The only visible option on the "Remote" is "Vibrate", what would that do? Even in the trailer, it only showed it falling over. What the fuck?
e7486f No.14176622
>>14176597
Hopefully there is a basic programming section so the kids who get this learn something. But I fully expect the only involvment would be in putting the cardboard pieces together.
1deca0 No.14176628
It's probably pretty cool if you just cut out your own cardboard. Unless they discover some way to fucking DRM cardboard.
5deeb7 No.14176630
Nintendo really wasn't kidding when they said: "We like to take cheap-as-shit technology and turn it into games."
3d5f0e No.14176631
Meet the head of the Nintendo videogame peripheral division.
e7486f No.14176633
>>14176616
I can imagine Ouya-tan coming back with cardboard and laughing at everyone for thinking she was poor.
8e4334 No.14176635
>>14176620
For some kind of domino thing?
e49e55 No.14176638
>>14176628
>Unless they discover some way to fucking DRM cardboard.
Maybe it's so expensive because there's a chip in each piece that detects whether you're using Official Nintenboard™ or not
198525 No.14176639
>>14176621
Look at the screen, it says "My Toy-Con." It's a custom toycon. You can program the joycons to make your own shit. You program it by adding and connecting different nodes, kind of like Scratch.
db6125 No.14176642
>>14176634
I'd take her for free,she deserves a home
3d5f0e No.14176644
>>14176634
>Nintendo looks at Ouya-tan sitting in a box.
>It's a shame to let a good gaming product sit here in the streets
>Takes the box Ouya was sitting in and leaves her on the streets
8addc4 No.14176645
>>14176609
It's not a new console, it's an add-on. If anything, it'll just be the dog wearing cardboard Minecraft armor with a retarded look on it's face.
808c98 No.14176648
>>14176498
>>14176481
>this is way cheaper than fucking labo
c80efb No.14176649
384b6d No.14176652
Half /v/ is taking it well.
c3b44c No.14176654
>>14176606
You think they won't? It has the Nintendo logo on it. People are still buying amiibos which is cheap plastic, they are not trying anymore because they don't have to.
7aa78f No.14176658
This is the void, the carrion black pit of shame that every nintendofag dwells in. Gaze into it with pity and contempt
e49e55 No.14176660
>>14176652
>going to cuckchan for any reason
f04f8e No.14176665
>nintendo makes a way for random peripherals to be made extremely cheaply and accessible to everyone, opening up a ton of design space for the kinds of games that didn't sell for shit due to requiring things like the snes mouse or superscope
>even if for some reason nintendo decides to not make the designs freely available online, it would take no effort for someone to make fucking jpgs that people can copy
>the price is clearly just for cardboard and not the actual game
I was under the impression that neofag died.
f250a9 No.14176667
>>14176652
Why would you go there? I don't see any reason why to.
1deca0 No.14176669
>>14176649
To be fair I only just heard about this and haven't had time to look into it. But if I were a kid, I would enjoy this, but I also wouldn't expect my parents to pay for cardboard. I don't even know how expensive the software part is yet.
2824c3 No.14176672
>>14176603
>vibrate
>can strap on carton
Oookay, who's in for toilet paper cardboard base fleshlight?
fb245f No.14176673
>>14176652
>95 replies on unspoilered porn titled "nintendo"
Glad I'm not there
cbb90f No.14176676
>>14176658
It's worse than you know. That room is fully furnished. It's just autistic tunnel vision.
3dd9bb No.14176677
I didn't know that Nintendo could think outside of box.
003b24 No.14176678
NEW STICKY
>>14176668
>>14176668
>>14176668
Don't worry it'll just be for an hour or two more, because holy shit what the fuck.
384b6d No.14176679
>>14176667
Because I wanted look into the void out of curiosity. Feel free to patronize.
5deeb7 No.14176686
>>14176644
Twice the dubs. Thrice the heartbreak.
3674cd No.14176687
>>14176660
who would even still post this`?
>going to cuckchan
are there really still people who come in, looking for that one commet just to post this line?
1f65a4 No.14176693
>>14176652
I hope you know that, by even connecting to that shithole website, you've infected yourself with malware.
a0f008 No.14176694
>>14176660
>posting a prostitute
384b6d No.14176700
>>14176693
I'm not a fucking retarded cuckchanner like you that uses Winblows.
f5759c No.14176701
How many idiot kids are going to break their switches by playing with them in flimsy goddamn carboard?
808c98 No.14176702
this is 1,2,switch all over again, here we have retards defending a full priced "game" that in reality is just a collection of shit tier minigames
so not only are you paying for overpriced cardboard, you also pay for an overpriced experimental gimmicky collection of minigames that should be 20-30 dollars
this is a fuckin disgrace
61b432 No.14176710
>>14176602
Was that picture created for the sole purpose of triggering me?
>>14176309
>my sides when nintindo was completely serious
8addc4 No.14176719
>>14176652
>caring about the opinions of apes
1f65a4 No.14176720
>>14176700
Doesn't matter. Javascript is platform independent, bitch.
384b6d No.14176728
>>14176719
Who said I did dipshit?
>>14176720
Says the nigger posting a cuckold.
06a0f8 No.14176734
>>14176720
<he enables javascript
faggot
2fbab1 No.14176741
>Removed WII U button
>Nintendo box now
18e6c1 No.14176749
>>14176271
>>14176567
>>14176652
>>14176072
You stick out like a sore thumb
Fuck out of here >>>/cuckchan/ retards, back to your shithole.
8addc4 No.14176771
>>14176728
You obviously care enough to go to that hellhole.
1f65a4 No.14176776
>>14176728
>Says the nigger posting a cuckold.
That's rich, coming from the gorilla who posted a cuckchan screenshot. Fuck off and never come back.
59be18 No.14176777
>>14176081
IT'S LITERALLY JUST FUCKING CARDBOARD
ad1db9 No.14176778
We're very excited to announce our new Nintendo Labo range releasing in 2018. This original line of accessories for your Switch will provide new ways of enjoying and experiencing content.
Providing a very useful box, your creations can come to life with a small amount of effort. Simply connect your Switch to your smartphone and open the official Nintendo Cardboard App in order to enjoy full functionality of your Nintendo Labo product.
A launch date has not been announced for the app yet, but when live you'll be able to use your smartphone to bring your creations to life. Utilising the Nintendo paid online service will allow you to truly enjoy the full experience of the Nintendo Cardboard App.
f38a5f No.14176820
>>14176255
>the kids
You mean you
18e6c1 No.14176836
Alright /v/, customize your Nintendo Labo and then let the next anon add his own.
7655be No.14176868
>>14176660
It's fun to laugh at retards occasionally, but I would have used an archive site instead.
324a8a No.14176869
We've gone full circle, lads.
f38a5f No.14177007
>>14176379
Do it fag
>>14176352
ROB left a couple months ago. Remember that one fag that swore he'd destroy the board, and then made a reddit post about said post?
f38a5f No.14177052
>>14176460
>who fucked his sister
storytime?
eb6530 No.14177066
>>14176523
>"The whole point is to get kids interested in technology."
If that was the actual point Nintendo could have done a thousand better things for those same eighty bucks. They could have sold NES/SNES minis repurposed as development machines with a nice interface in which kids could program basic NES/SNES games with. We could have official tools for NES homebrews and children would actually think & learn instead of coloring some cardboard shit and thinking they're going into tech.
>"Did you guys not grow up playing with legos?"
No, but at least those required some basic imagination to make them fun.
7e82f6 No.14177151
>>14177052
I think he means the guy from 4am about 2 and a half years ago
he even posted pics of himself and his sis
and went on describing how and where they fucked, like in their pool
there's screencaps of his posts, not sure if I still have them
2977df No.14177179
>>14177151
Post them in the new thread if you find them. You've peaked my interest.
28565f No.14177239
>>14176234
She's also the sexiest Planeswalker in the game.
2f2f43 No.14177268
>>14175691
>liking amazons is a soy boy trait
well shit I guess i'm a faggot then
2f2f43 No.14177343
>>14176205
the difference between nintendo's cardboard and mtg's is you can get your money/value back or more when you want to get rid of it.
ddcaee No.14177408
>>14176256
Well, $70-80 for a cardboard box set is nuts. Even with the software it includes. You can get plastic models for stuff like R/C cars and model plane kits for much, much less.
3D printing is all the rage now - Ninty should've included 3dprinted light plastics in the $70-$80 sets and released the carboard 'templates' freely online in case you want to save some money and just buy the 'Toykit' game separately.
We all know kids are gonna break this shit quickly, and Ninty will be happy to sell you another full $70 kit if you broke the 'piano base' because there's no separate 'cardboard replacement' sheet.
It's basically a 'lightweight' switch game, let's price it at $50 plus some cardboard and string. I doubt it includes the markers you can use to color stuff out.
Yeah, no thanks Ninty. Someone will probably make 3D-printable assets and the toybox cart can be acquired from ebay used.
f38a5f No.14177410
>>14176687
>going
>to
>cuckchan
>>14177151
>>14177179
Post em if you can.
ddcaee No.14177421
>>14176256
Oh, and I forgot - about the DRM.
The system has amiibo support, so Ninty COULD put in some NFC tags in the cardboard to 'authenticate'…
it'd be absolutely nightmarish but I can see it happening
ab7c6e No.14177460
>>14176130
>>14176130
INCLUDES SOFTWARE
It's not just cardboard, friends.
927a9a No.14177599
>>14176609
Brings a whole new meaning to these I guess.
93a2b6 No.14177617
>>14176499 (checked)
Quite fitting considering Nintendo started selling slick paper playing cards and now corrugated paper.
081cb5 No.14178609
I mean if this was reasonably priced then I would be all for it.
But they expect me to believe that a peripheral made out of fucking cardboard and string is more valuable than one made of durable plastic than somebody is fucking crazy
84d0a4 No.14178703
>>14176081
Kek, I knew it would be something retarded.
d855da No.14179534
just a healthy reminder
NINTENDO IS A TOY COMPANY AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE!
683b47 No.14179785
>>14175846
Please tell me this is bait. There is no way someone is so braindead as to think you need to know an ounce of Japanese to translate a laugh as a laugh.
fcdc11 No.14180521
>>14175840
He did the same shit when people were posting politics in a thread. Fucker banned me asking me to email him personally and when I did fuck all happened. New board never when?
d855da No.14180595
>>14174664
stop saying that shit, someone just ratted him out.
b0a0d8 No.14180612
>>14179534
>implying international corporations do not follow the money and go into any field that allows them to extract money from the sheeple
Corporations exist to make money for their owners and Nintendo is as much a toy company as Amazon is an online book store.
151feb No.14180624
f82bc5 No.14180901
This is going to become huge and /v/ is going to be in even further denial about the switch
153229 No.14181231
>>14180521
Whenever people get so fed up that a hundred-plus of them make a new board and keep it in the top 50, IE never. That being said, i'm fairly sure /games/ and /svidya/ did that before they fell to atrophy and indifference.
89ae69 No.14181326
>>14175691
>being a soyboy
It's too bad I can't be a ripped alpha like your typical /v/ poster.
fcdc11 No.14181730
>>14181231
We need the board owner before the community. Basically like mark but fucking competent and bans offtopic threads/politics.
0d1466 No.14182515
e05341 No.14183087
>>14175689
Depends on the rest of the face, really.
If the eyes and the brows are relaxed, no.