00f8b6 No.14161918
>Blizzard shilling their shitty Overwatch Esports League for weeks
>It finally happens but almost no one is watching it
>Its losing to half a dozen other games on Twitch
So will Blizzard finally give up on trying to pretend this casual and unbalanced children's game is an "Esports"?
f71188 No.14161965
>Calling ActiBlizzard Blizzard
you disgust me anon, but either way I hope the company fucking burns along with overmeme.
117e9a No.14161973
It's as much of an esports as RTS with 1 unit.
72f33c No.14161996
I wouldn't watch it either, even if I played it. I tried the beta. The game is not competitive. It has a very low skill ceiling because it relies more on picks/counterpicks than individual skill. From what I hear, they take out anything people find that requires skill, like animation cancels or whatever. They're also charging $5 a pop for ingame skins related to their new esports league.
deedc2 No.14162020
It's almost as if making a watery, non offensive game that tries to appeal to everyone will only hold an audience and a causal one at that for so much time.
2d8b38 No.14162052
>>14162020
That's one long benis
4bab05 No.14162073
>>14161918
I want sources on this. Hard numbers. Having them ready to show anyone things are looking bad would be great.
2deddf No.14162106
Good. They deserve it for carving to casuals and LGBT abominations.
a8c177 No.14162157
E-sports is pure cancer
In other news the sky is blue.
f194c0 No.14162170
>>14161918
Animated porn or nothing, they already have a great track record of fucking up esports with mismanagement, two dead games like SC2 or their Blizzard ASSFAGGOTS
03c03c No.14162174
>>14162020
Why is there always someone posting porn on every thread of this board?
4ada62 No.14162197
>>14162073
Twitch shows which games are the most popular being viewed.
https://www.twitch.tv
9190d5 No.14162288
>>14162174
1. Making lewds of characters is just about the only form of enjoyment that can be derived from modern games.
2. It's an anti goon, anti shilling technique.
3. Anons are horny.
03c03c No.14162310
>>14162288
>3. Anons are horny.
Anons should stop masturbating so much then.
507e13 No.14162318
>>14162310
>Stopping masturbation will decrease my libido
In what universe?
9190d5 No.14162321
>>14162310
>masturbating to porn
>not staring intently at it without touching yourself
03c03c No.14162333
>>14162321
That's what I do, I barely get aroused by it at this point and i'm just 22.
cb35fd No.14162335
I don't know, I thought it was entertaining watching over half the games go 0-4 because the teams aren't even remotely balanced. "Oh-Four Watch" indeed.
4862a8 No.14162336
>>14161918
You can't even see their player numbers on steamspy. I'd bet the game is practically dead by now anyways.
bad625 No.14162357
I hate Overwatch, I hate Actiblizzard, and I hate gooks, but the only good thing this game has going for it is the D.va porn.
9190d5 No.14162364
>>14162333
Soon you will be nigh immortal.
f4498f No.14162378
>>14162336
Gee, anon, it's almost as if Blizzard games aren't on Steam
171d9f No.14162400
>>14162106
Never really got into the game primarily because I'm allergic to faggotry
3baf66 No.14162926
>>14162321
>filename
MUAAAH THE FRENCH
e99be5 No.14162952
>>14161965
>Blaming Activision for Blizzard being shit.
Activision is shit too, but the only one responsible for Blizzard turning into shit is Blizzard itself. Bringing Activision into it just makes excuses for Blizzard's own constant and repeated fuckups.
aacf7b No.14163251
>>14161965
But that faggot Metzen was not from Activision, he was from Blizzard and one of the main reasons Blizzard went to absolute dogshit. Just because he's gone "now" doesn't mean they will ever be clean of him.
d91796 No.14163261
>>14162310
Not even a woman would be this unaware of how a man's mind works, are you a jewish space lizard?
718277 No.14163271
d07bef No.14163309
>>14161996
So a flashy version of rock-paper-scissors. That's not remotely interesting.
>>14162288
3: It's a way to get your post looked at. I don't post lewds when I'm thinking lustful thoughts, I look for them.
1f4beb No.14163405
>>14161918
>casual and unbalanced children's game
oh don't get me even started
they have dug their grave so depth you can't even see where it ends, and they are at fault
this juggling between pandering to "no toxicity" faggots and "esports" faggots is misery
they constantly spam "this game is serious buzinezz", this OWL shit and competitive, but then they also spam this "don't bully other players! this is just to have fun! berating someone for sucking at the game and not cooperating? banned from chat for toxicity! :^)"
they kill heroes with rebalances just because dps's cry (for me, this being what killed tf2 with all the soldier/demoknight/pyro pandering and heavy nerfing)
but they also buff low skill ceiling heroes
nowadays, the best healer is one that acts like the medic in tf2 EXCEPT IT CAN FUCKING DASH EVERY 2 SECONDS
and another healer that has to actually aim to heal ("sniper healer"), that has a high skill ceiling, is actually useless due to the nerfs
tl;dr the bipolarism of the devs/ceo of this game is what is killing it by dividing the community and poisoning itself
c9596d No.14163635
The only thing this game is good for is meeting girls.
>>14163405
The real problem is how they handle ranked- that's why people aren't watching. It's not even a myth or conspiracy theory anymore- blizz forces people on to loss streaks in ranked after they reach a new high or get close to one. Post after post on the forums say the same thing. It's near impossible to carry ranked games even if you do really well- why the hell would you watch pros or esports then?
Not just that, but your initial games before ranked matter way too much and your internal rating never changes. Want to mess around with widow/hanzo? Instant silver and it doesn't change. If they think you're silver internally, they'll force you to be silver. You have to buy (heh) a new account and take every game seriously if you actually want to be high ranked.
ace5cd No.14163703
Overwatch sells because of its art style and the girls are cute. Thats it.
Expecting the actual gameplay of a retarded 'and this ult wiped the enemy team…. now their ult wiped ours" gameplay does not work for the esports crowd. They crave uniformity more than autistic speed runners.
Just go look at the old Halo 2 stuff from MLG back in the day. Flat levels, base weapons only and huge scandals about shotgun animation frames and someone being killed by a sniper ricocheting a traffic cone into someones head.
Esports versions of a match are not 'lets jump into blood gultch, all vehicles, fox only, finaly destination' level shits and giggs' Its a stripped down skeleton of the game to get as much none skill related influence out of the match.
Overwatch levels are mostly dead, empty environments made from a cancelled mmos map and the gameplay is designed as a mario party level back and forth tug of war. Esports fags dont want that. it is to them what microtransactions are to us.
766c81 No.14163729
>>14162020
Why nobody can draw dicks?
9ebb78 No.14163750
Modern shooters are bad because they always make you feel powerless. No matter how good your reflexes and aim are you don't have an advantage over other players because the weapons feel like nerf guns.
75dc10 No.14163783
>>14163703
>Overwatch sells because of its art style and the girls are cute. Thats it.
we all kn0w that here, but how to tell that to someone whos not from here?
it just so happened my friend and i have been arguing this over the past few days, and he dont believe me when i told him ppl play that game cuz of the lewds. ive been so desperate to find some official proofs that im currently thinking of creating a blizzard account just so i can post a poll in the community there and get the result. but is there a better way?
27160e No.14163843
>>14163783
Contain your autism. Overwatch is popular because it's a casual game and the vast majority of 'gamers' are casuals. Also Blizzard marketing. That's it.
a12e07 No.14163875
I want (((Jeff Kikeplan)))'s game to tank so hard he's forced to kill himself in disgrace, but that's not going to happen anytime soon.
0b1e32 No.14163902
>>14162157
>2 pics of street shitter
>none of Pharah
shameful display
861cf1 No.14163915
>>14162310
And raw onions for dinner, right nu/pol/?
84397c No.14163926
Doesn't Overwatch has an autistic character? Like, canon autistic?
Does said character has, perchance, porn with her covered in peanut butter?
Just asking for a friend, haha
732e49 No.14163931
>>14161965
Remember, Blizzard honchos still own 51% of the company and thus Activision has no say. It was never an activision sellout. Blizzard is just using activisions connections, and thus all faults they do is on theirown.
a8c177 No.14163933
>>14163902
her mom is hotter. I want to fuck them both though.
732e49 No.14163940
>>14163750
It's got nothing to do with the weapons themselves, it's got to do with this idiotic notion that 'tanks' are a good thing in first person shooters. Valve were the only ones that managed to implement a tank into an FPS, and that was the combination of the heavy and medic.
Too bad Valve has gone the way of the shitter and ruined all of their games.
732e49 No.14163943
>>14163933
>>14163902
You're both degenerates for wanting to fuck girls without personality.
6445f3 No.14163953
>>14163926
Yes, Symmetra.And not as far as I know.
>>14163943
I'm sure you're a paragon of purity, whose sole concern is personality and christian virtues, you fucking goon. Fuck off.
84397c No.14163954
>>14163943
>wanting to fuck girls without personality
What tags do you imput in your porn searches, anon?
e76bcf No.14163973
>>14162288
>anti shilling technique
Seems more like actual shilling to me. Overcuck females are so generic and boring that porn of them is the same.
ef91a6 No.14163978
>>14163943
It's a video game character nigger
e76bcf No.14163980
>>14162157
>sky is blue.
Looks black with some dots to me, was red a few hours ago. Sometimes its just gray.
What are you on about?
a8c177 No.14163990
>>14163943
you cant fuck a personality trait nigga.
67800b No.14164003
>>14163990
What the fuck is wrong with their spines?
b42be7 No.14164007
>>14163990
You know, as well made as to pics are, the second and fourth pics make me feel kind of sad and disgusted for some reason.
Sage for offtopic.
a8c177 No.14164021
>>14164007
its part of a set where they get drunk and gangbanged on a club so I cant really blame you.
9452fe No.14164112
>>14163990
>Щит технологии isn't mirrored in the mirror
for shame
e76bcf No.14164121
>>14164112
>cute anime girl calls you a пиздец
How would one feel in this situation?
6fe767 No.14164127
>>14164021
Post the whole thing. I love collecting sets where someone's pure waifu get ruined.
9452fe No.14164139
>>14164121
I think she's saying that as a general status of the current situation.
Like "FUCK". I doubt the insult is directed at the viewer/listener/you.
8ee39d No.14164143
>>14161918
hopefully. probably not.
a8c177 No.14164215
3ee1a9 No.14164222
>>14161918
>So will Blizzard finally give up on trying to pretend this casual and unbalanced children's game is an "Esports"?
Smashfags have been clinging to their partygame for over a decade now. Do you think blizzard will stop, because of a few bad months?
7c617b No.14164271
>>14164222
Smashfags are a particular brand of autists though while Overmeme players are mainly normalfags that will run after the next big AAA vidya fad soon.
e76bcf No.14164319
>>14164139
Last I checked пиздец mean a weak pathetic man and it derives from пизда that means cunt/pussy.
Or am I getting my ruski mixed up?
569245 No.14164337
>>14163933
Is the black skintight suit canon?
7fa8d8 No.14164340
>>14163943
>without personailty
"Justice needs a nap" is cute, though.
6fe767 No.14164376
>>14164215
Thanks mate.
>>14164271
I'd prefer to have Smashfags exist rather than Overmeme cucks. Smashfags are larely self-contained to their own autistic community, with a bit of spillover whenever the FGC has some big event. But Overcucks are fucking everywhere (or were, before the game died lol). They exist in all places as normalfags, and walk around like they're regular people. It's disgusting. Smashfags don't pretend they are anything other than autistic faggots (although they do pretend their game is actually a proper fighting game, which is still hilarious to me).
000000 No.14164437
>>14162333
While men are much more visual about stuff they get aroused by a very large part of sex happens in your head. This is the reason why you can literally cum without touching yourself when you have a wet dream.
Try finding something that arouses you and make up some sort of story in your head as you look at images that complement that story.
For example imagine your mom does porn and you just found out by watching one of her videos by accident and now you're rock hard
Sorry for being a degenerate.
766c81 No.14164521
>>14164319
Yelling "Пиздец!" is the same as yelling "Fuck!" when you hit your toe against the furniture. Every other case means something like "a very big fuck-up".
e76bcf No.14164554
>>14164521
Добре, другар анонимен.
75db6d No.14164566
766c81 No.14164591
>>14164566
Never understood this argument. It's just stereotypical pretty girls (in latex). Nothing new. No fetishes. The most boring and generic shit ever.
569245 No.14164786
>>14164591
Come on, Widowmaker's ass is something special. And to have it in a western game is an unexplainable miracle.
226b88 No.14164800
>>14162174
It's the only thing Overmeme is good for.
4ada62 No.14164857
>>14163954
>>14163990
>Not fapping exclusively to well written females with personality
78fb22 No.14164875
>>14164786
what the fuck is wrong with her chin
a72fd8 No.14165019
Wasn't there a counter strike tournament this weekend too?
d7792f No.14165022
4ada62 No.14165047
>>14165019
>TFW never liked counter strike but it's the only decent long running multiplayer series that hasn't been ruined
78fb22 No.14165074
>>14165047
>he doesn't know about CSGO
11a44f No.14165233
>>14165022
Voiced by a man, but it's 100% a woman.
fcac7d No.14165285
>>14163783
There was that five-picture series of autism an anon wrote last year, but it speaks more to the game's balance rather than player motivations.
4ada62 No.14165286
>>14165233
>Voice used to be a term off
>Now whenever I hear the voice it doesn't even sound like a man to me any more and just sounds like how she is supposed to sound
I think they even referenced that in the show.
11a44f No.14165357
>>14165286
>term off
anon, I… know that feel
732e49 No.14165790
>>14165286
>>14165233
>>14164857
Now this is a female character worthy of praise, none of this gay overwatch bullshit..
37a6b0 No.14165848
>>14165233
Man i can't wait for the next season.
11a44f No.14165915
>>14165848
I'm a bit torn myself. Everything past season 2 got waaaaaaay too serious and complicated for its own good. I only watch it because it sometimes has a good line or two thrown in an episode.
Same with Archer, but I can't even watch the current season, stopped after episode 2.
1bcd0d No.14165983
>>14165915
I dont get the hype around Archer
watched the first episode and seriosly dont get the humor
4ada62 No.14166025
>>14165915
You are literally the first person I have heard say it got worse after season 2. I liked that it got semi serious with a plot that was fun to follow. It's complicated because the writers basically wing it as they write but I think that is what makes it feel unique.
e99be5 No.14166060
>>14166025
I stopped caring once Barry started getting focus. Hated that character.
2deddf No.14166174
>>14162400
Their faggotry is what drives them now. They are nothing more than a propaganda machine. Get what you can from them, and don't give anything back.
9d244a No.14166317
>>14163729
They're afraid of being gay if they practice drawing them.
785255 No.14166669
>>14162952
>stormnigger logic
e99be5 No.14166678
>>14166669
>Blizzard cocksucker logic.
see >>14163931
785255 No.14166703
>>14166678
>he defends lootboxmicrotranstivision
>on /v/
try reddit my jewish friend
8aacac No.14166707
>>14166174
The porn has been great but it should've been obvious to any goddamn retard from the very start that the gameplay was and would only continue to be utter shite.
856d79 No.14166720
>>14166707
I know I will be ridiculed ceaselessly for this, but I had fun playing in the beta. Only casual was available, and there was absolutely no meta, so I could just go in and play whatever I wanted. And the ults didn't matter and it seemed genuinely like it would end up good. But then I played ranked, and they added character limits, and went hard on the esports angle, and my average interest swiftly left.
794a28 No.14166731
>>14166720
>it seemed genuinely like it would end up good
What in great baby jesus's name you make you think "it would end up good". Do you even have an Idea of who activision or blizzard are? Let's skip over the sin of you buying the game and can you walk me through your mental state of how you avoid thinking "man, they're gonna fuck this"?
e99be5 No.14166739
>>14166703
The very first thing I said is that Activision is shit you illiterate third world doublenigger. If you want to shit on Activision for their own shittiness, go for it, but Activision being shit doesn't make Blizzard any less shit and anyone passing the blame onto them for BLIZZARD'S shittiness is just making excuses for them.
856d79 No.14166740
>>14166731
I'd never actually bought or played a blizzard game before that. It seemed like casual fun.
ea64d3 No.14166778
File: 1cb6cb9d061cd54⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 11.41 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, WidowmakerSoldier01_LessCl….mp4)
the number of lewds in this thread is disappointing
785255 No.14166850
>>14166739
>backpedaling this hard
856d79 No.14166898
>>14166870
looks more like blender to me.
9452fe No.14168055
aacf7b No.14168076
>>14168055
Banter and phrasing.
ae8c8f No.14168122
>>14161965
Blizzard went to shit before the Activision merge, which was a symptom not the cause.
You could say both their actions and vision got shrouded after all that WoW money.
939bce No.14168150
POST YFW YOU DON'T PLAY OVERWATCH AND NEVER SPENT ON SHITTY LOOTBOXES
59e046 No.14168174
>>14165285
ya i know about that, but isnt that more about how its a bad game rather than y ppl are playing it
92d5c4 No.14168255
>>14166870
hey! don't talk shit about ellowas!
0df7f0 No.14168264
>>14168122
OK Carlos, I'll admit, that was a good one. Don't let it go to your head.
117e9a No.14168276
ac2977 No.14168472
>>14168150
I've been a faggot for DLC a couple of times but any game that nags me for money is instantly dismissed. Online-only stuff too. It's a pretty convenient filter.
>>14164337
Just play Neptunia if you want body suits. Even those play better than Overwatch.
>>14166898
It belongs in a blender. Most 3D animated porn falls short in animation, visual style, fetishes, visual glitches, sometimes all of the above.
0b1e32 No.14168657
>>14168472
>man overwatch is shit
>play neptunia though
Opinion discarded.
ac2977 No.14168706
>>14168657
Being better isn't exactly hard. RB1 is decent though and all of them deliver on sexy girls more than the prudes at Blizzard ever will.
0b1e32 No.14168736
>>14168706
>sexy girls
>neptunia
is pic related arousing to you? Do you happen to be blind?
569245 No.14169338
>>14168472
>Just play Neptunia if you want body suits. Even those play better than Overwatch.
Games and gameplay was never involved in this. I just wanted to know if the character canonically wears that suit under the armor.
b64525 No.14169406
>>14168076
Don't forget also kinky fetish of our favorite redhead
2deddf No.14169437
>>14166174
How do you expect retards to notice a shitty product? Contribute to end this by subverting all marketing that comes from Blizzard. The blizzardrones and normalfags won't stop playing until they are made to.
>>14166720
If it is casual, it is never fun. Your standards are low, that is..
9c39a6 No.14169479
8b05d3 No.14169540
>>14163783
why does anyone play a game they dont really like or go to a movie they dont really like, or an event?
it's because there are people there, friends there, it's something to do that is accessible to them. That's it.
Personally i think they just want to teach ppl that winning isnt about personal achievement but about 'following the rules' and the crowd (meta).
pretty much the opposite of what gaming was about when i played.
8b05d3 No.14169551
>>14165915
what exactly was complicated about the plots to venture bros?
939bce No.14169731
How to piss off over overcucks and drink their tears;
>Tell them their favorite waifu isn't a lesbian. bonus points if you manage to instigate one of those "Pharmercy" fags and (remind) them Genji x Mercy is canon
>tell them Smash Bros is better "esport"
>tell them MvCI is a better "esport"
>make fun of people who are attracted to Moira or THICC mei (bonus points if they say they hate them be it in gameplay or just overall waifuism)
>tell them Paladins is objectively better
>make them remember all the money they spent on lootboxes and ask them if they regret it at all
8fb7d2 No.14169802
>>14168472
Can never get far in Nep because they always have a mechanic that breaks the game. Rebirth wasn't so bad until you got supers. Once you do there's only one tactic you need and all strategy goes out the window.
>>14168736
That's a plank of wood, not a Nep. Even then, while breasts matter, it's the girl that's behind them that matters more. This is ignoring that the games have a cast of titty monsters.
>>14169731
It's dying anyway. I don't even see a reason to talk to them.
939bce No.14169836
>>14169802
I'm letting off some (much) needed steam after getting so much shit from normies over the past few months about the titles I play. Only reason you should ever talk to them is none. It's just cathartic af seeing these same people who were so proud of this shit suddenly go full on denial and damage control. It may be dying but some people are not gonna accept the truth and will try to tell you otherwise
>>14169819
I think you're looking for Sucy :^)
5b121e No.14169854
>>14169836
Sucy was shit, Lotte is best girl. Mute loli was cute too.
9452fe No.14169875
>>14169854
Sucy was good in the first movie, Diana is pure.
Lotte is just Double D with glasses.
78fb22 No.14169910
>>14169875
the series and second movie ruined everything about the premise and trigger has proven they are an absolute shit tier studio
5b121e No.14169912
>>14169875
In terms of character development Diana is best. Neither Sucy or Lottle got much development. Visually I'm a sucker for glasses and homely girls so I like Lotte the best.
5efb91 No.14170106
>>14169731
>Tell them their favorite waifu isn't a lesbian
Uh, I'm not a waifufag, but isn't that contradictory? Claiming a lesbo as a waifu is like claiming an ameoba as a beast of burden or something.
939bce No.14170152
>>14170106
overcucks have a special, let's say sort of hyporisy when it comes to their "waifuism"
These are usually the same jagoffs who think Korra is a good cartoon and that it's perfectly okay to be cucked as long as it's a hot womyn. Also bear in mind this is the same fanbase that is either perfectly okay waifuing tracer but still says she lesbian, have a disgusting foot fetish (because of sombra??) or think it's perfectly okay to suddenly like overweight landwhales (Because of Mei)
tl;dr you shouldn't be surprised these degenerates will have such feckless "taste" when it comes to non-animu, non-2D waifuism and by feckless I mean fucking shit
ecf32b No.14170159
>>14162197
>linking to the main Twitch page with their disgusting featured streams
Do you want anons to get cancer?
https://archive.fo/QxVlv
https://www.twitch.tv/directory
2966c8 No.14170176
>>14170159
>archive doesn't work on Twitch
At least the screenshot worked.
bcbd08 No.14170189
>>14170159
>Do you want anons to get cancer?
Do you not?
5efb91 No.14170191
>>14170159
Jesus fucking christ on a bike. I don't use twitch but that one screenshot alone tells me it's Reddit Gaming: Youtube edition. I can just sense it, it's full of Big Bang Theory fan type retards, just for vidya. And what the hell is that positivity thing there for? What does that have to do with anything? Is there literally a safe space twitch stream or something?
bcbd08 No.14170220
>>14170191
Is this news to you?
aa2ce5 No.14170232
>>14170152
>feet
>disgusting
I'll admit that many footfags are cancer there's also a lot of cancerous fetishists and vanillafags but that's not saying anything, every demographic has cancer somewhere but I don't get why some people treat it like the symbol of the beast.
bcbd08 No.14170252
>>14170232
Cause it's something surprisingly common, that for most has completely nothing inherently sexual about it. Most fetishes I think people can try and see where the other is coming from, but feet are really out of left field.
939bce No.14170266
>>14170159
>pubg
>Lol
>counter strike GO
>GTAV
I feel conflicted but relieved no japanese/weeb vidya (apart from p5 in the corner)
>>14170232
It's just fetishfags fighting each other at the end of the day but some are simply perceived as objectively better.
>but I don't get why some people treat it like the symbol of the beast.
Hygiene? I guess the other reason is any fetish correlating to Overcuck makes it look like a symbol of the beast. Makes it seem that much more shit to more patrician folk
ecf32b No.14170267
>>14170191
Thank Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos for that.
b462ec No.14170272
>shit gameplay
>DUHversity cast
>bans handed out for literally anything that could hurt someone feefees
>bans handed out for reporting bannable offenses
>overcucks will defend this
5efb91 No.14170273
>>14170267
are you saying it wasn't that cancerous when it firsdt started out?
aa2ce5 No.14170298
>>14170266
>Hygiene
Any body part can get pretty nasty if it isn't cleaned. I don't follow Overmeme or Overmeme porn so I don't know shit about fetishes associated with it except fatfags latching onto Mei.
ecf32b No.14170300
>>14170273
It was but he injected the Positivity / IRL / """"Variety Stream"""" into it.
0efe11 No.14170316
tl;dr Mario Party of first person shooters isn't fit for a competitive scene.
525856 No.14170334
>>14161918
OP failed to include the reminder as to why OW is shit, so here i go
0efe11 No.14170352
Posting because we must never forget.
939bce No.14170355
>>14170298
Not sure how it went but I'll try;
Tracer = cucks who like britbongs and is okay with being NTR'd by lesbos
Mei = cucks who think it's okay to not exercise (there's also a fair chance they are pussywhipped by cosplayers)
Mercy = the only objectively good one (alt; the one cucks try to BLACK for whatever reason)
Pharah = cucks who don't admit they like shitskins a lot
Ana = cucks who never had a real father figure in their life and admit they like shitskins
Moira = Not even cucks like her nor the insult she brings to David Bowie
Sombra = cucks who are usually from a "diverse" background and have prob done illegal shit. oh and they think utorrent and piratebay is okay but only barely pirated shit
D.Va = cucks who have daddy issues and (prob) inferior complexes (expect at least one of these people to suddenly have "yellow fever")
Symmetra = cucks who pretend to know what autism is about (i.e that whole "tfw too intelligent" group of lowlifes)
>>14170334
Don't suppose there's an updated version? I'd love to see this dude rip further
0efe11 No.14170452
>>14170355
Going by this logic is Ana for cucks into old shitskins, Widowmaker for cucks into smurfs, and Zarya for cucks into femdom?
bcbd08 No.14170494
>>14170355
>>14170452
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up and put some god damn variety in you vocabulary.
569245 No.14170533
>>14170355
>Moira
I don't even know who this is, I guess I've paid exactly the correct amount of attention to the game
e76bcf No.14170560
>>14170494
>missing the entire point of the post
Cuck.
939bce No.14170568
>>14170452
>Ana for cucks into old shitskins,
don't forget dysfunctional families~
>Widowmaker for cucks into smurfs,
I think we can also add "corruption" to that list given how little people playing this didn't realize how flat her downgrade was
>Zarya for cucks into femdom
HA I WISH more like they secretly want to get pegged prob
>>14170494
dude calm down I'm not exactly being all serious about this crap, am I? I'm just having a laugh analyzing how these fags might think
>>14170533
Good and keep it that way. You don't even want to know what she looks like.
e76bcf No.14170575
>>14170352
Whats wrong with Isaac?
b332bf No.14170590
>>14162174
Because porn triggers Actibliz.
e76bcf No.14170597
>>14170590
You do know that was a PR stunt right?
bcbd08 No.14170600
>>14170575
Nothing. It's the same as that one anon playing vermintide in the 8v steam group cancer cap.
aa2ce5 No.14170612
>>14170568
Of all the femdomfags I know with shit enough taste to play Overwatch, only one likes Zarya and he's some fruit who sends pictures of his stripped leggings to girls.
0b1e32 No.14170629
>>14170612
>his striped leggings
Any pics? Asking for a friend.
0efe11 No.14170638
>>14170612
I can't tell if you mean striped leggings or stripped leggings. Either way I'm horrified.
bcbd08 No.14170641
>>14170629
Gays not welcome
939bce No.14170656
>>14170612
>only one likes Zarya and he's some fruit who sends pictures of his stripped leggings to girls.
and I thought my friend was a degenerate
>>14170629
>Asking for a friend.
that's pretty gay, dude
aa2ce5 No.14170672
>>14170663
This one is spoilered for a reason.
bcbd08 No.14170679
>>14170672
Kill your "friend"
f03880 No.14170682
>>14168150
Feels like raping the virgin daughter of your ex-landlord.
e76bcf No.14170686
>>14170663
>>14170672
TURN THIS FRUIT INTO A VEGETABLE
525856 No.14170704
>>14170597
he is too limited for that
look how he display the meme with 2B and it's creator
b332bf No.14170707
>>14170663
>>14170672
He's not even good looking, tell him to give it up he will never be a trap.
aa2ce5 No.14170722
>>14170707
You're lucky I didn't post his face. There's a reason most trapfags never post theirs.
e2a36e No.14170724
>>14163783
plz don't try to fabricate proof of your stupidity, or your friend will forever make fun of you for it.
86d742 No.14170744
Overwatch has a lot of fanfiction.
A surprising about of it is written by women who want to be the girlfriends of characters like Genji, Hanzo and even Bastion.
e2a36e No.14170745
8398f8 No.14170766
>>14164319
Not quite. The world of slavic cursing is more complicated than that. While yes, пиздец derives from пизда (pussy), it is not used to describe a person, but a situation, usually in a negative way.
It is especially fascinating when you begin to consider the words derived from хуи (dick) - хуёво is used to desrcibe a pretty fucking bad situation whereas oхуенно means the situatiuon is really fuckin' good, and all this from the same etymological root of a dick.
b332bf No.14170769
>>14170744
I'v never played the game so I have no clue who any of those people are, are they ugly or something?
aa2ce5 No.14170770
>>14170744
Still better than the tumblrite who had wet dreams about Todd Howard.
86d742 No.14170780
>>14170769
Genji is a Japanese cyborg.
Hanzo is a Japanese guy who dresses like it's the 16th century.
Bastion is a cute robot who can only speak in beeps and blips.
939bce No.14170785
>>14163783
>but is there a better way?
there is my dear child! literally play something better instead
>>14170663
>>14170672
jesus fucking christ he's turning into a soyboy
>>14170722
Were I a bigger asshole I'd say do it if only so someone can bully him
>>14170744
>women who want to be the girlfriends of characters like Genji, Hanzo and even Bastion.
>even Bastion.
Huh, so there are women that are into /clang/
>>14170769
>are they ugly or something?
Would you REALLY be that surprised if they were?
b332bf No.14170786
>>14170780
>Japanese, Japanese and a mech
So fujoshits.
e76bcf No.14170796
>>14170766
Well the way I described it is how its in my tongue.
t. other slav
bf3f3e No.14170808
>>14170590
what porn parody was that supposed to be?
a75e6d No.14170870
>>14170785
>Huh, so there are women that are into /clang/
Look up an artist called Ratbat.
525856 No.14170875
>>14170808
shitty tease stuff called playwatch google it .
there was nothing to be banworthy. Hense >>14170597
e75bec No.14170876
>>14170744
I'm interested in seeing some of these, specifically the Bastion ones.
aa2ce5 No.14170893
>>14170870
I've seen small thumbnail pictures of ratbat and can't tell if it's a tranny or just ugly.
9d244a No.14170900
>>14170663
I used to think traps IRL were kind of cute, but then over the years SJWs and Tumblr really picked up their pace and the well has been poisoned. I have regrets now over giving them my time and wrestled with myself over the way things have gone since Bridget made me gay.
b332bf No.14170923
>>14170900
3DPD rule apply to everyone, just stick with 2D.
86d742 No.14170926
>>14170876
The site doesn't allow me to copypaste it but here's one.
Prepare to look into the mind of an incredibly lonely woman.
>>14170900
>>14170923
HOMOS BEGONE
5b343d No.14170927
>>14170923
>Fags
The only thing they deserve is the oven
a905a7 No.14170932
>>14163309
always treat your shortstack succubus with gentle head pats and nice cups of hot tea between uses
e75bec No.14170947
>>14170926
This fanfic oozes crippling depression.
df6ddd No.14170963
>>14170927
>>14170951
Its not gay if its 2D :3
939bce No.14170969
>>14170900
>>14170923
>>14170957
Kikebook's that a way mister
2D women are fine, 2D traps are a sign of soyboy faggotry and weak-willed humans (no matter what people will say)
d906d4 No.14170973
>>14163990
Not with that attitude, but you can try to stop me if you want
b1e29f No.14170978
> Playing Shitty ASSFAGGOT eSports games
86d742 No.14170980
>>14170978
It's a CRAPCUNTS, not an ASSFAGGOTS.
b332bf No.14170982
>>14170969
>Men liking men is a sign of faggotry
Whoa stop the presses Sherlock Holmes here just cracked the case!
86d742 No.14171020
>>14170963
It's like I'm back in the worst parts of 2008.
df6ddd No.14171040
>>14171020
Yeah I got it from /f/ 6-9 years ago, and I've had it ever since.
b1e29f No.14171042
>>14166778
This is some next level shit.
b332bf No.14171053
9d244a No.14171112
>>14171040
>>14171063
I can't even play SWF files on my computer anymore. When I try to view them they just try to save to the desktop. If I try to open them there they just try to save themselves again as another file…
0b1e32 No.14171120
>>14171112
sup Chromefag :^)
5adef5 No.14171123
>>14171112
Pretty sure that's a browser problem. Try using something other than Chrome.
9d244a No.14171126
>>14171120
Doesn't work in Firefox or Chromefox or Palemoon, either.
0b1e32 No.14171130
>>14171126
Works for me on Palemoon though.
525856 No.14171148
>>14171126
are you pretending?
e76bcf No.14171155
>>14171126
>>14171120
Works on Chromium :^)
3075fc No.14171171
>le sikrit club that hates on every game
>actually they all play overwatch
nu/v/ in a nutshell
e76bcf No.14171196
>>14171171
>>actually they all play overwatch
Might you be so kind as to show us these certain anons, cuckchan-kun.
939bce No.14171266
>>14171171 (what a waste)
>actually thinks they all play overwatch
>he thinks there are overcucks who are even smart enough to know of this place let alone willing to be here
>he thinks overcucks are intellectually capable of the art of shitposting
>he thinks (nu)/v/ is a tsundere hivemind
Sounds like someone hasn't been here for too long
75c55f No.14171272
>>14161918
>(1) and done OP makes a claim but provides no evidence
>>14168255
ellowas is fucking garbage
75c55f No.14171276
>>14171266
>says the overcuck
3d7291 No.14171291
>>14170672
>not even giving the belly hair a buzz over
0/10
No excuse, that shit's not even like awkward neck or clavicle hair that can be in blind spots.
856d79 No.14171308
>>14170963
Oh my fuck I'm having flashbacks.
939bce No.14171328
>>14171272
>>14171276
>he thinks I waste my life spending money on lootboxes for a game that deliberately is haphazard in design and the only literal good thing about it is the porn and softcore parodies that even its own creators thinks is too taboo
learn to at least sage properly you gook advocating shitheel and kindly go play a real game like Doom or something
e76bcf No.14171345
>>14171328
Are you baiting with that pic?
939bce No.14171354
>>14171345
bitch I might be :^)))
9f8e2a No.14174158
>>14166850
>>14166669
>>14166703
>t. not a blizzard cuck from /leftypol/
kys faggot
4483dd No.14174178
>>14171328
>>14171354
those are some great pictures anon,
americandad-posting is underrated
>>14171345
in his defense, anyone who plays over watch doesn't deserve respect
a015a5 No.14175098
I want to see Persia in the corner of my OWL matches
9f8e2a No.14176260
>>14170152
>mei
I remember the part where Mei is shown as not really fat, just her coat makes it seemed like she's fat but is actually /fit/, every faggot that basically shills and writes fanfics and draws 'fatty mei' DA-tier garbage spilled salt all over the place when blizzard showed Mei in a chinese outfit.
569245 No.14176423
>>14176260
>/fit/
no way buddyboy. Maybe not obese, but still fat. And they fixed the bug in the chinese outfit model.
1e7bab No.14176547
seeing as this thread doesn't die even after the derailing
fuck every fucker that goes into quick play to insta-lock the 3-4th dps or the magic widow-hanzo-genji-sombra combo
fuck you for wasting the other team's and my time and trying to justify it with
"it's quickplay, is for fun"
do you enjoy not killing shit and dying every 5 seconds? for fuck's sake
also always, fucking always i end up with gold eliminations, gold/silver damage as a tank
and every fucking time these shit heads berate the healer for "no heals", when they have 8k heals or go "tryhard go to comp"
no, you go back to FFA/deathmatch stupid ape, this is a team game, not a CoD 1vs6 fest
1e7bab No.14176625
>>14176547
also fuck you incompetent dps's for having your head so up your ass that you can't cope with sucking
>tank has gold el
<hurr durr that's because he wasn't tanking and was aggresive, i kept dying!
yeah fucker, sure it wasn't because you rush alone into a chokepoint
<y-yeah, dva is easy to get gold el… also winston because no aim… also reinhardt because hammer op… also orisa because gun… also zarya because charges beam… also roadhog because op shotgun
>healers/support gets gold el
<t-that's because they were too aggresive! see? no heals, that's why i kept dying but they killed people!!
yeah, stop suiciding alone thinking a healer will babysit you, healers matter to all the team, no to suicide with you
<b-but lucio does a lot of damage… also zenyatta with orbs… also moira with orbs… also mercy with gun…
fuck everyone of you, just swap heroes, it's what this game is about, like an anon said: a glorified paper rock scissor game
you suck, and the reason you have been winning some matches is because you have been carried by your team and 1/20 of your suicide attempts have worked
fuck the devs for enabling this behaviour with negating every criticism as "toxicity"
a015a5 No.14176725
>>14176547
>>14176625
Ayyyy another anon that plays the game. I love those 2 man Shimada bros groups in comp
569245 No.14176795
>>14176625
>>14176547
>playing overwatch
>then complaining
what are you doing anon
a015a5 No.14176806
It's not the loot boxes that's addicting, it's the numerical validation
61b2f0 No.14177560
>>14176547
>>14176625
I have no idea why this thread is still up when it was started and maintained by people that don't play or like the game, but what the hell.
You know what's a living hell? When you have Gold Eliminations as Torbjorn.
Think about it, a crap load of people had to die to a midget and his shitty aimbot to give you that medal or alternatively, the fuckers that are supposed to kill people… Didn't!
See, there's a very funny thing about Defense characters. People play them incredibly agressive most of the time but in reality, they aren't supposed to be that good at killing people.
The entire point of Defense characters is area denial, which they can do in several ways depending on what character you play as, but ultimately you're pushing someone for sticking his neck on the wrong part of the woods. If you manage to kill anyone as a Defense character, it's because the other idiot allowed you to, basically.
So when so many shitheads basically let my turret die or rush a dude that's wielding a shotgun and armor, you then ask your Genji or Soldier "Just what the fuck where you doing mate?" and they start talking shit and getting angry about it.
It's a fucking paradox, the amount of people you see picking Offense that don't actually know how to play Offense. In most other games, I stick to support characters because those are underplayed while aggressive roles are taken by the most experienced players but in Overwatch it's the other way around, with very few people picking Offense roles and then sucking at it!
Makes me want to get better at Offense myself since that seems to be the underplayed role somehow, at least competently.
And the funny thing is that it's often the very same problem. "Woo! I'm a super badass motherfucker, I'm gonna murder loads of people!" and then they lose because 1v6 doesn't turn out to be as easy as you'd expect when you're not playing against bots or newbs anymore.
And then they complain that the healer stood with the team instead of rushing with him or that the tank isn't rushing ahead as well, or that nobody else capped the point when he was busy "backdooring". Basically, they complain the rest of the team played like a team.
e76bcf No.14177592
>>14176547
>>14176625
>>14177560
KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN NIGGERS
61b2f0 No.14177612
>>14177592
>is that a thread about a videogame I don't like or play?
<Oh boy! better post on it!
Can you imagine what life would be if every fan of metal spent his time ruining concert halls while every opera fan went instead to the local tavern and set the place on fire because of what's playing the jukebox?
Can you imagine what life would be if we didn't had people that don't share the same things in common with us migrating into our country shitposting in our threads?
:^)
c5f43b No.14177843
>>14170963
this is the last time i click on a .swf file
492116 No.14177875
>>14175098
Seems like this slut knows what she's doing
4ada62 No.14178338
>>14176423
Fuck off tumblr
4483dd No.14178357
>>14165233
not enough adult swim porn
>>14164786
to be fair, overwatch is great source porn material, its almost like they tailored each girl for specific taste
and not only that, like pic example, he face is sexy as fuck, eyes mouth nose combination
4ada62 No.14178359
>>14177560
>STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT GAMES YOU DON'T LIKE
Kek.
3cc098 No.14178903
>>14170334
Great read. Does anyone have the hook WebM from that first image? Wonder also how much of that still applies 6 months later, not that I'm believing it's improved much in balance.
>>14169802
EXE Drive was hideously balanced. Certain items make it build way too quickly, and tens of thousands of damage should've been reserved for level 4 (if that) instead of being the starting values. Vert's EXE Drive is particularly offensive for being able to hit multiple enemies in a line and cripple them, actually quite a few of her attacks do this relative to other girls. It's a bit of a mess balance-wise, and they also overcomplicate things mechanically.
Also they cater to all breast lovers.
75c55f No.14178918
>>14171328
>he thinks I waste my life spending money on lootboxes for a game that deliberately is haphazard in design and the only literal good thing about it is the porn and softcore parodies that even its own creators thinks is too taboo
I didn't say you played TF2.
3cc098 No.14178957
>>14178944
Because it's a video game of course, and sometimes it's good to talk about the failings of a game to put in context what makes a good game or bad game.
8f2809 No.14179229
>>14162321
>>14162333
>Seen so much porn that visuals mean nothing to me now
>A woman has to appeal to my other senses And not be some quadrasexual LGBTQWTFBBQ+/- & Knuckles Feminist to get me aroused now
It's a strange thing but really it's a lot better than being all these fucking normalfags who'll see an average bitch with a bigger-than-average rack and start drooling like braindead animals.
2deddf No.14179347
>>14179002
Failing.
No numbers presented. No big coverage from the cock sucking media. PUBG being talked by normalfags from all places.
Overwatch is failing.
75c55f No.14179398
>>14179347
Where's your proof?
4ada62 No.14179493
3c7aaa No.14179507
>>14179398
Right after the release of the horse character a few of my friends went back and there was almost 4 minute queues just for normal casual matchmaking. I'm sure it's only gotten worse.
4ada62 No.14179648
>>14179507
I predict Free to play sometime late this year. I mean, all the retards who bought the game already bought the game. Might as well make it free to play to get money from the 3rd worlders and underage kids.
8677b1 No.14179688
>>14170707
noice digits
also who is this semen demon? (what comic is that character from)
939bce No.14179726
>>14162321
>>14162333
>>14179229
>it's a lot better than being all these fucking normalfags who'll see an average bitch with a bigger-than-average rack and start drooling like braindead animals.
or a bigger-than-average butt for that matter
9936ac No.14179742
>>14162157
>2nd picture
I've only seen one decent Zarya picture where she's in her dressing room looking at herself in the mirror. This is not that picture (she actually had a hot, athletic body and looked like she wanted to get fucked).
b99d46 No.14179761
>>14179002
"Failings". As in where the game falls short. How tired or drunk or subhuman are you?
>>14179688
It's a man, baby!
8677b1 No.14179817
>>14179761
thanks
>It's a man, baby!
yeah I know, that's why I wanted it.
boys can be semen demons too
9134b6 No.14180465
>>14177612
If Overwatch were a genre of music it would be gayboy trap shit. I would bomb those concerts if I had enough money.
37dec9 No.14180530
>>14176423
>sakimichan
has the fucker reached 1 million on patreon yet-
>only displays the amount of patrons
>not the money amounts
Jesus Christ he actually might
6e6a8c No.14181466
>>14179817
>boys can be semen demons too
No way. A woman's body shape will always be infinitely more interesting, and the natural lack of hair on the abdomen and torso is extremely appealing. (I won't get into prepubescent garbage here, none of that is naturally appealing because a NORMAL brain will recognize that they're not sexually mature yet, and, as such, attraction to the prepubescent must be molded and forced with time, it is not a natural craving, for the same reason a normal brain feels no attraction to, say, a leopard; neither will bear you children.)
>>14179761
>It's a man, baby!
<draw your """""man"""" with clearly styled eyebrows, a carefully exact haircut that women are vastly known for, have """"him"""' slap a hand away instead of busting the faggot's nose, and """""he"""" is wearing a carefully selected outfit with a scarf INDOORS.
This is what comes of nuking Japan not once, but twice.
fc970d No.14181488
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14170672
>>14170663
Putting on long socks doesn't turn you into a girly faggot you faggot. Nigger is still build like a lanky dude.
c23a89 No.14181495
>>14179817
certainly demons yes
9936ac No.14181690
>>14179742
I guess no one's got that Zarya picture, huh?
9ca5c8 No.14181777
>>14166174
dva>widow>>mya>tracer>mercy
i've never played overwatch,
4ada62 No.14181787
>>14181777
>Finding a shitty meme spouting chink attractive
c53d24 No.14181830
>>14170963
That was so bad that I just couldn't stop myself from watching the whole fucking thing.
9ca5c8 No.14181843
>>14181787
>playing overcuck
000000 No.14182125
>>14170232
You're licking feet, kissing them, and sucking them.
Kissing feet is a general symbol of surrender.You're a cuck.
000000 No.14182127
>>14170232
You're licking feet, kissing them, and sucking them.
Kissing feet is a general symbol of surrender.You're a cuck.
000000 No.14182131
>>14170232
You're licking feet, kissing them, and sucking them.
Kissing feet is a general symbol of surrender and worship.You're a cuck
e76bcf No.14182141
STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
37dec9 No.14182150
>>14182125
>>14182127
>>14182131
>local torfag is retarded
In other news, water is wet
fd0979 No.14182729
>>14181843
>fapping to bottom of the barrel Oyveywatch waifu bait
08315f No.14183254
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Boy I sure do love waifu games :3
71842e No.14183308
>>14181690
I literally did a tag search on Danbooru. That's the extent I care about trying.
>>14181777
Being a tertiaryfag is justifiable. See also: Mobage like Granblue or Kancolle.
>>14182141
No you. Besides it'll be past bump soon just give up and let it play out.
160e86 No.14183312
>>14171112
Maybe you don't have a fucking Flash Player installed?
2d8b38 No.14183351
>>14171112
>>14171126
Just get Adobe's offline flash player.
348a9f No.14183517
>>14179688
Tsumino
Tags: Rape Trap
Go get 'em tiger
86d742 No.14183533
>>14183254
These look weird.
95e4ed No.14183547
>>14179688
Her name is Kaname
9d0178 No.14183560
Esports is bullshit. My phone's dictionary doesn't even recognise it.
In my time gamers were pasty, awkward basement dwelling nerds. We didn't do sports and we wouldn't be caught dead doing it. The normalfagisation (I can make up words too) of vidya needs to stop.
46c031 No.14183666
>>14161918
>pretend this casual
No such thing online.
>unbalanced
All games are more or less unbalanced.
Esports problem of Overwatch that can't be fixed is that it is unwatchable. Twitch FPS actions with many players are not good show for external observer.
6e6a8c No.14185435
>>14171063
>The revolving swastika at the beginning
Seig heil mein Fuhrer. You never surrendered that war, and neither will I.