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File: ec22772ed9b88cd⋯.jpg (60.4 KB, 703x516, 703:516, ec22772ed9b88cd859f507e3ec….jpg)

94c19b No.14079728

>AGDQ in 6 days time

Doesn't time fly? I wonder how they'll fuck it up this year.

a002a7 No.14079771

is the list of games they're playing out? There's always a few games I enjoy watching.


a002a7 No.14079773

also isn't owen wilson unbanned this year?


5be4dd No.14079783

I am not going to watch this gay tranny making out shit.


8f857f No.14079788

How many under HRT this year?


409cba No.14079800

>>14079771

https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

>>14079773

He is, but checking the schedule his name isn't listed anywhere.


2140d4 No.14079815

File: ca76f497ab38522⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Maikahound.png)

>>14079728

For starters there is no Super Metroid this year. Phantoon is too much for the soyim runners they dig up lately.


50b7ba No.14079816

>>14079788

All of them, government enforced transsexuality.


e5e8cb No.14079824

Who gives a shit about Super Metroid. You can just rewatch one of the eight trillions runs they've already done.


2140d4 No.14079831

>>14079824

>Who cares about one of the greatest speed games of all time and the top money maker of the marathon


9f88a1 No.14079832

File: 1e4b6563ab3da2c⋯.png (346.98 KB, 430x1047, 430:1047, getmeoffthebirdred.PNG)

>no Super Metroid

>instead of Morrowind or literally any other TES game it's fucking Goyrim

>out of the three Metroid Prime games they chose 3 to run


707e54 No.14079853

>>14079831

I agree with >>14079824. Unless either the route changes or they get a god tier speedrunner (like cheese05 on SM64 last year) there is no point running a game that has been run a trillion times in the past.

That said, 2 battletoads speedruns back to back makes my dick hard


a002a7 No.14079861

>>14079800

>N. Sane Trilogy

this is gonna be a disaster, the game has tons of physics quirks that make it really unpredictable.


87cb91 No.14079864

File: 0d953c3ea3c8d39⋯.webm (3.25 MB, 1166x900, 583:450, Raucous laughter.webm)

>>14079800

Not a single 8-hour block for a JRPG run containing no glitches, no exploits, and no fun? Color me surprised. Thank God they have Zeldo to pad out their timeblock so the audience doesn't accidentally have fun.

>Pokemon speedrun

good fucking lord


2140d4 No.14079872

File: 283cac94356f19e⋯.gif (7.05 MB, 828x461, 828:461, c5200c3020f5c07b36ec2e6ed1….gif)

>>14079853

By that logic no one should speedrun anything except for trash games because everything good has been run a billion times.


707e54 No.14079888

>>14079872

Do you understand that when I said a trillion runs I mean that super metroid has more runs recorded of it than all other metroid titles combined?

Similarly with OoT and SM64. I would much rather see runs of other games in the series or even romhacks.


e237e7 No.14079905

>>14079800

>Ultima 6

Genuinely surprised they'd run a PC game that old.


707fe4 No.14079925

File: 7d039f6ef0a8bfd⋯.gif (690.99 KB, 382x450, 191:225, Take Your Time.gif)

>>14079888 (checked)

I've only ever seen romhacks used for maybe the TAS block once and the not serious races, looks like there is one this year though

>The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

>Randomizer, No Glitches, Open Mode Race

But I don't think speedrunning romhacks is ever going to be a common thing except for gags.


c893fd No.14079973

>preshow

>immediately start off with protomagicalman

This is gonna be another trannytastic event.


555927 No.14080014

>>14079728

TRANNIES AND TASBOT! WOOHOOOOOO!


3a77b2 No.14080023

File: bfcccbc75136443⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.81 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CjAj6dtVEAAjFN4.jpg)

File: 7bae04a9f3e5513⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 120.2 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, protomagicalgirl3.jpg)

It's not even funny anymore. They cracked down so hard on fun that's fucking ludicrous, and they don't even do fun runs.

* Still no Caveman

* still no GameJ06

* no Tetris runs

* a fucking 2 hour Mario 3D World run despite there being no good tricks; it's a fucking boring run, might as well be a let's play

* Nearly fucking 4 hour Zelda Breath of the Wild run. Who is going to sit for 4 hours and watch somebody walk through the wilderness?

There are a couple runs I'll watch, but if it's anything like the past few years, the fun is going to be cut down hard core, any sort of jokes of any sort at all will cause an instant ban, Any player mentioning or touching a game other than the one they are running will be instantly banned (I'm still butthurt about that stupid GameJ06 shit), most of the runs are just going to either be silent out of fear or the runner trying to talk about his run while people make terrible jokes, do retarded shit, and randomly yell "hoip" in the background. I fucking hate this shit. The first few years of it were actually cool, too, until they decided to go nazi on everything that could be fun.

>>14079973

>protomagicalman

Who?

Oh yeah, this thing.


9a55ed No.14080034

people still watch that cringe fest?


707fe4 No.14080036

>>14080023

>I'm still butthurt about that stupid GameJ06 shit

I didn't pay close attention enough to the drama but what happened? Someone got banned for mentioning another video game?


c893fd No.14080050

>>14080023

>Nearly fucking 4 hour Zelda Breath of the Wild run

<Nintendo creates a really speedrunnable game where you can go to the final boss at any moment

<speedrun event decides to not do that


db1495 No.14080055

There is really no saving GDQ, it's just too big now. There are barely any good runners who would attend a huge social event anyway, and the extreme regulation and censorship of everything just lowers the potential even further. So we get trannies and boring betas as the face of the hobby and become what people associate with speedrunning, instead of the autists who actually give a fuck and make highly optimized runs possible.

>>14080023

> Still no Caveman

He's running Gunners Heaven ya dingus.


555927 No.14080071

>>14080050

That's what happens when you kick out the talented individuals while hiring useless trannies. Stick with NASA.


3a77b2 No.14080072

>>14080036

GameJ06 did a Mario Lost Levels run, which was the best single-runner run of the event (Tetris was best overall). It was a fat black dude very skillfully running The Lost Levels and cracking jokes the whole time; it was unbelievably entertaining. He's been wanting to run NES Golf for a while and kept getting rejected, despite a lot of people wanting a Golf run (Golf has some weird tricks and is surprisingly entertaining as a speedrun). At the end of his Mario run, he held up a Golf cart and said something like "hey, here's hoping we get a Golf run next year, if you want to see it, get the word out so they know enough people want it"

He was instantly permabanned from GDQ for something like "trying to bypass the official game approval process". It was bullshit. Caveman was banned for making a tranny joke about Cosmo. I can understand that, given the context, but the GameJ06 shit was stupid.


3a77b2 No.14080082

>>14080055

> He's running Gunners Heaven ya dingus.

Well I'm fucking stupid. I was doing ctrl-f but left it on case-sensitive searching. I'm surprised he got unbanned, given that he was banned for making a tranny joke, and that's pretty much the worst offense to an SJW.


5f32e4 No.14080088

>>14080071

when's nasa?


6a5735 No.14080092

File: cb40f541d772da7⋯.png (406.39 KB, 570x806, 285:403, gotta jew fast.png)

>>14080036

Seems like the badministration didn't like his opinions, but the cited excuse is that showing the cartridge for Golf on the NES and advocating for it for a few moments at the end of one of his runs was circumventing the next event's run selection process or something to that effect.

GDQ is a business now, and the only way to run one of those is to turn it into the usual diverse liberal safe-space where wrongthink in any aspect of one's life is grounds for expulsion. Either that Kike Jewyama put the benefiting charities in full control in exchange for more money. This kind of pandering does make business sense, unfortunately.


c75093 No.14080098

File: 92a93451ed51c25⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 392x218, 196:109, 92a93451ed51c25ee8729df56….webm)

>>14079773

That magic will never be recreated in current GDQ climate.

>>14079815

It's done to death. Y'know what isn't done to death? MOTHERFUCKING QUAKE. THE GAME THAT STARTED SDA.

>>14079864

Well actually the Pokémon runs have historically been some of the better ones. When the environment was a lot more chill.

>>14080072

>Caveman

>tranny joke

WebM?


555927 No.14080099

>>14080088

North American Speed Running Assembly

https://nasamarathon.com/


3a77b2 No.14080130

File: 385e3263e9d63fe⋯.png (513.16 KB, 898x1067, 898:1067, 2018-01-01T11:15:08.png)

>>14080098

>>Caveman

>>tranny joke

>WebM?

It was a tweet: https://archive.fo/4beAR


1dfb5e No.14080136

>>14080130

Really? That's about as tame of a joke as you could get.


0d7824 No.14080153

>>14079728

Expect more tranny's, thats for sure.


957b01 No.14080157

>>14080130

That's a monster, not a trap!

Was that also part of the joke because holy shit cosmo is fucking disgusting.


385638 No.14080162

>>14079800

> Ctrl+F

> Protomagicalgirl

> Not actually playing anything, just showing up at the start to be an attention-whoring disaster

> Super Hot


6f1a38 No.14080164

File: bccbc77d0b7bfb7⋯.jpg (47.01 KB, 375x523, 375:523, Tormented Gatekeeper.jpg)

>>14080136

>>14080072

>I really like game X, let them know you want to see it shown off!

>Banned

Fucking gatekeepers


c893fd No.14080168

>>14080099

Anon asked when, not what.


87cb91 No.14080171

>>14080098

The last pokemon run i saw was only good because they had some homo doing a terrible job who had to switch carts since he kept failing his time-seed, and wound up losing to a pikachu at the end anyway. it was horrible but it was the kind where we watch a trainwreck and laugh at a loser.

I don't think we're going to get a fun one, but I'll wait and see.


c75093 No.14080172

File: c7818b11fd2fbc2⋯.jpg (41.12 KB, 532x398, 266:199, 1467619024000.jpg)

File: c87f2ca5b55a993⋯.jpg (282.23 KB, 1455x804, 485:268, 93a9be12544e0f0765dcc4b518….jpg)

>>14080130

Nifty.

>>14080157

No kidding.

>>14080099

Post the cropped lewd screencap. Why they chose that crap picture will always remain a mystery.


56016f No.14080181

File: 77b5a1ca1840146⋯.png (68.55 KB, 455x541, 455:541, HornedAnime.png)


70a160 No.14080182

>>14080164

that card design is white not black


efa257 No.14080200

Got to ask as someone who doesn't get it, what's the appeal of speed running?

t.oldfag who takes ages to do anything out of pure laziness.


585e4f No.14080203

>>14080200

I watch it for the autism, but now it's only trannies with a grudge against everyone blackmailing announcers to say good thing about them like in that Tetris battle.


c75093 No.14080212

File: d2aa4e7dab49dd5⋯.png (742.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, d2aa4e7dab49dd582df7d7abc7….png)

>>14080181

Finally found it but thanks. No idea why that was even put on-stream like that. Nice background wallpapers of pretty anime girls would be nicer.

>>14080200

Sometimes it's educational on how to play the games better, or even just how to take advantage of them to do things differently or break them. Like the coin case glitch in Pokémon Gold/Silver can open up literally writing machine code within the game to do pretty much anything, or speed tricks used in Dark Souls let me do parts of the game out of order. It's fun!

>>14080203

Well, they surpassed knitting girl.


b9e844 No.14080213

>>14079783

>>14079788

>>14079816

don't you bigots want to celebrate streamers' trannyversaries?


3d55f1 No.14080214

File: 84d47b3f4177fe7⋯.webm (2.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, i'm not a loli weaboo fag….webm)

Holy fuck they actually gave caveman a run this year.

>>14080200

It's very satisfying to see autistic fucks break games and see them do things the devs never intended.

Well that's what it use to be for AGDQ, now people watch the marathon for the cringe and seeing people break the no fun allowed rules.


20e6f3 No.14080226

File: ef8d8163145eaca⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 678.94 KB, 992x1402, 496:701, 1419377165650.jpg)


585e4f No.14080228

Now it's probably more of a money laundering scheme than anything else, no good runner left but always the same donators with the same dead grandma from germany donating. Fishy as fuck.


541a8c No.14080244

File: 971bb61b6c5aa71⋯.jpg (84.03 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Proto.jpg)

Can't wait to see what kinda drama shit the diversity queen's gonna pull this time.


585e4f No.14080260

File: d1e56d069e10ad0⋯.png (123.79 KB, 472x613, 472:613, 1430870810442.png)

>>14080244

Twitter trannies are the purest form of attention whoring. They seek attention so much they are willing to fuck up their hormones and probably end up as a weird deformed monster once they get out of their 20s. There is no chance he won't cook up some drama, he needs the attention to survive.


6a5735 No.14080265

File: 147a94fb0c0dfaa⋯.jpg (114.8 KB, 921x868, 921:868, cwc.jpg)

>>14080200

The game has rules, and if your execution is within a margin of error, you win. Now you optimize and try to find ways to shave off time or think up new strategies. Sometimes the rules have just enough of a gap in them to allow for unexpected results, or for some technical feats which only work if they're preceded by either perfect play, otherwise very counter-intuitive or even detrimental actions. And then there's the execution of all those ideas, where everything falls apart if it's not done correctly enough.

It's the same appeal one can find in any dedication to be bestowed the label of autism. Perfectionism and results for their own sake, limits and better reasoning be damned.

As for the marathons, it's partly that and partly the mountains of salt that seems to arise when runners test the limits of what kind of wrongthink they can get away with to provoke the mentally ill. Or the palpable lack of self-awareness in the crazies themselves. You know, the other kind of autism.

Basically just autism.


20f916 No.14080298

File: 9d3c03c873a52bc⋯.png (1.94 MB, 1366x1536, 683:768, 9d3c03c873a52bcbdd3000d8f9….png)

>>14080072

>no more eggroll


c75093 No.14080334

File: aa8ba2eaa5e52fd⋯.png (48.57 KB, 247x282, 247:282, aa8ba2eaa5e52fdb48cbc6faf8….png)

>>14080265

It's like a needle in a haystack when someone actually does have a meltdown, sadly. Most of them seem to prefer playing it safe and boring.

Historically the event has been fun for killer runs like F-Zero GX, spectacular hilarious mess-ups (too many to list) but more generally, just that a bunch of people got together to play games and have fun doing so. That was workable when they were about classroom-sized and everyone could join in without it being overwhelming.

>>14080226

Yeah… Sub-par is being generous. They could crop out any number of good lewds as imageboarders have done since forever, and they went with that.


5258ec No.14080353

Boy oh boy I can't wait for more trannies shitting up video games


a05f35 No.14080356

>>14079788

>Transitions Done Quick


efa257 No.14080369

>>14080203

>>14080212

>>14080214

>>14080265

I see, I appreciate your responses lads.


840010 No.14080372

More like money laundering done quick.

Speedrunning has turned into such cancer, just becoming another soulless twitch fad for runners to gain more shekels. Not to mention, many runners have turned out to be fake wannabees who doctor their fucking videos.


efa257 No.14080373

>>14080367

sauce on this claim?


5258ec No.14080388

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14080213

Wait do you mean this? It haunts my dreams still.


b691a6 No.14080400

File: 14c2d2e9ac2857f⋯.jpg (16.9 KB, 207x253, 9:11, Facts.jpg)

>>14080367


05e8ed No.14080410

File: 96b7dab64a209cd⋯.jpg (33.72 KB, 481x401, 481:401, walking garbage.jpg)

It's not even an enjoyable trainwreck anymore.


c75093 No.14080415

File: ba6ad99c2becedb⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1469163938249-1.webm)

>>14080388

>youtube

Here. Now delete your post.


585e4f No.14080416

>>14080404

That pic makes me afraid.


5258ec No.14080418

>>14080415

I don't keep tranny shit saved on my computer, but I am grateful for people like you who do.


003e4b No.14080428

>>14080072

Really? I have barely paid any attention to this dumpster fire since the trannies started to show up, so I didn't know, but that guy was entertaining as hell.

>>14080334

>Most of them seem to prefer playing it safe and boring.

That's actually what makes most of them uninteresting. It would be better if they just embraced the failures and just stopped giving a shit after making one significant mistake. It's the perfect opportunity to fuck around, show things off and try risky things. The Naegleria Sonic speedrun would be a good example of not giving a shit.


1dfb5e No.14080432

File: 7a086ee957733d7⋯.png (10.32 KB, 100x121, 100:121, haha.png)


585e4f No.14080438

File: 442e4d529a4e3ce⋯.jpg (319.92 KB, 1463x1056, 133:96, help.jpg)


09a6ea No.14080439

>>14080404

>tfw anime is more real than actual people


5258ec No.14080442

>>14080428

They also banned Bonesaw from running after the greatest Jak and Daxter speedrun and perhaps best speedrun of the event.

>>14080432

Damn son how many gigs?


b9e844 No.14080443

>>14080388

>Wait do you mean this? It haunts my dreams still.

Yes, I mean >>14080415

>0


3d266c No.14080453

File: 79eed00ef0ee625⋯.mp4 (2.2 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 79eed00ef0ee6253a5364d0141….mp4)

>>14080415

I've seen it countless times, yet it never fails to disgust me beyond explanation. I'm a Christian man, but I wouldn't mind seeing both of them die painful deaths before learning the error of their ways.


5258ec No.14080460

>>14080453

I don't give a shit what they do in their bedrooms but they bring this shit everywhere with them. There are many pictures of their dildos in their luggage.


585e4f No.14080470

>>14080454

IRL streams are the purest form of cancer I know.


40a6fc No.14080476

>>14079728

I at least hope we get something like the A Link to The Past run of last year that was actually fun


c75093 No.14080487

>>14080428

I meant in terms of behaviour at the event, that they'll pathetically toe every line even if it's flat endorsement of mental illness, and just be uninteresting. Only rarely do you get people breaking the mold, and usually getting banned for it even if people love them. But since you bring it up, safety strats are largely because the current crop of runners are incompetent.

>>14080418

You could always have WebM'd it yourself in that instance. Or at least used hooktube.

>>14080468

>I want to rape your kids in my bedroom

That's a strawman, it only extends to consenting adults. Also , trannies have to get third parties to mutilate them and generally can't keep it to themselves.


a8af9e No.14080488

>>14079800

>Splatoon

>Infamous

>Fucking Skyrim

>Yooka-Laylee

>Sonic Adventure 2

>Halo 5

>Dying Light

>Fucking Bubsy

>But no Super Metroid

What are they doing? Some of those games have 5+ hour runs, a SM run takes at most 50 minutes


56016f No.14080496

File: 4460f4b76c84af4⋯.webm (7.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, LTTP - Paddy's Joke.webm)

>>14080476

This one?


433d93 No.14080499

>>14080454

Early Twitch days were the shit. It's so depressing that Twitch is just garbage at this point.

I heard there's hitbox or whatever it's called.


ba20d1 No.14080510

>>14080499

Hitbox is a fucking joke.


87cb91 No.14080511

>>14080488

Half of those are estimated 50 minutes or less, and the other half are under 2 hours. Where are you getting 5+ hour runs from?


003e4b No.14080512

>>14080468

It's some horrific shit. Trannies are a symptom of modernity itself. You put women on a pedestal and demonize being a man for a few decades and that's where things go.

>>14080488

At least they aren't massive JRPGs. There are speedruns out there that go into the double digits. I will never understand that shit.


3d266c No.14080520

>>14080499

what >>14080510 said.

Hitbox is just like Twitch in that the admins give girls preferential treatment and whoever sucks toes the best stays.


ba20d1 No.14080521

>>14080372

I saw some nigger speedrunning Breath of Fire and the fucker was playing edited video and fucked up pretending to play it, the damn twitch chat was filled with bots.


e237e7 No.14080526

>>14080454

>>14080499

Twitch was best when it was called justin.tv and the biggest stream had less than 1000 views like Freelance Astronauts.


40a6fc No.14080532

>>14080496

Yes, I love how the guy playing was losing his shit with every joke


3d266c No.14080535

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14080526

>justin.tv

Ah, what happy memories those were.


388a24 No.14080536

>>14080367

>he kept trying to pick up 14 year old little girls

Well even at 14 they would have had to have been pretty heavy.


ba20d1 No.14080556

>>14080526

To be fair most streams are cancer, Freelance Astronauts were pretty good when they were alive.


003e4b No.14080557

File: 941b1037cc09302⋯.jpg (374.49 KB, 1127x778, 1127:778, 64327.jpg)

>>14080521

That sounds hilarious. Couldn't even do the cheating correctly.

>>14080523

Just ignore the christcucks. They never shut the fuck up. Can't expect the people that led us to modernity to understand why everything is fucked up. Another reason why I avoided these threads. Shitting on trannies unfortunately attracts spiritual kikes. Gays don't even have anything to do with it. There is nothing less gay than cutting your own dick off, or being attracted to people that do so. It's closer to an amputee fetish, actually.


433d93 No.14080558

>>14080510

Thanks for telling me.I never went onto the site.

>>14080526

>justin.tv is no more

I would fucking do anything to go back to justin.tv


a20893 No.14080566

>>14080460

>I don't give a shit what they do in their bedrooms.

This kind of thinking led us to the mess we're in now.

Sage for off-topic


610285 No.14080613

File: c1d54bc32719d87⋯.jpg (64.98 KB, 639x752, 639:752, 1468054506226.jpg)

>>14080566

Except the problem isn't what people get up to in their bedroom, the problem is that people are trying to take it outside of the bedroom and openly parade the fact around and people are too nice to tell them to cut that shit out. Nobody's going to care if you're secretly into anal vore or fucking plushies so long as you keep it to yourself (or people like you), it's when you start parading that shit around in public that you look like a complete and utter twat.


b7b412 No.14080618

No tranny tetris this year? Did they finally learn their lesson?


3a77b2 No.14080643

>>14080367

I need proof of that, otherwise I'll just assume you're making shit up or are repeating unsubstantiated bullshit you've heard.


707fe4 No.14080645

File: ff2d002e4bfed0d⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 320x240, 4:3, pegasus.gif)

>>14080516

>>14080524

As far as convicted pedophiles are concerned the rate of heterosexuals to homosexuals is 11:1. With the gay male population being roughly 20:1 heterosexual to homosexuals. The amount of convicted pedophiles total in the US is .125% of the US population, the amount of convicted homosexual pedophiles from the entire population of the US is .7436%.

None of this covers the fact that 1/3 of crimes against minors are other juveniles

>>14080567

>Do your own research. 80% of pedos identify as homosexual or bisexual.

Ahahaha no

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1556756

Since we actually care about children being molested, it's 11:1 odds that a pedophile goes after a girl vs a boy. There I did research, now post some sources christcuck.


707fe4 No.14080690

>>14080682

I can't find a study on homosexual pedophilia rates among females, probably because females only make up 14% of cases overall, and then a fraction of that is homosexual. If you can find a study please do so I want to see the data on that.


04ac8d No.14080704

>watching autists play games

>watching autists speedrun games

>watching autists speedrun games on a popular channel with a chat going so fast that no one can actually hold a conversation

>watching autists and trannies speedrun games on a popular channel with a chat going so fast that no one can actually hold a conversation

Please don't do this


610285 No.14080709

File: 3c9610af50f8546⋯.png (221.78 KB, 490x490, 1:1, 3c9610af50f8546a9d5e238e17….png)

>>14080704

>Not following it just for the inevitable drama


0afcb1 No.14080720

>going to be driving this year during agdq

>last year i was working 12 hours a day during agdq

Fuck my life


3a77b2 No.14080725

>>14080704

> actually using the chat

I watch it through mpv and shitpost about it in the thread here.


2dc8bb No.14080743

>>14080709

>I follow it for the drama

Are you a woman?


3a77b2 No.14080793

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14080743

The drama is shit, but some of the autism is pretty tasty, like Caleb's weird megaman "say you love me. say it." shit and this gem of the ages.


05e8ed No.14080804

File: 0f8c38822afcace⋯.png (642.76 KB, 1022x731, 1022:731, it's all so tiresome.png)

>>14080709

There isn't even good drama these days.


899d27 No.14080806

File: 3d4aea428cd53e5⋯.jpg (91.78 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 3d4aea428cd53e5c4af4f5f75b….jpg)

>>14080793

SAY IT

>Two days later she cheats on him

but dude, he like lifts n stuff.


6c6d58 No.14080841

What happened with Sam and Tolki? Apparently they're still together.


5608e6 No.14080913

File: f94b34c57e4c1bf⋯.jpg (813.08 KB, 1633x2210, 1633:2210, Dumbass.jpg)

>>14080806

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.


05e8ed No.14081051

File: 21002c3f84a2865⋯.gif (90.5 KB, 301x334, 301:334, SPOOKY RUNS GOBLIN.gif)

>>14080841

They disappeared for a while, at least a year. Tolki streamed once then never again. Sam started streaming again and Tolki is not a part of the show. I guess they're trying to make it work because they're mormons but obviously things will never be the same. Stiv publicly apologized to Sam, Sam forgave him and they seem to be on ok terms now.

In other news Adrian cheated on Cosmo and he basically confirmed that he became a tranny because of their breakup. It wasn't the other way around as everyone assumed. Cosmo had a high sex drive but Adrian rarely wanted to have sex with him (because he's Cosmo), which really warped his ideas about sexuality. Adrian then wanted to open their relationship, and he reluctantly went along with it and let her bang other dudes. The final straw was when she flew another speedrunner out and fucked him at a hotel without telling him. He confronted her and they broke up.

It completely destroyed him, and instead of realizing "she wasn't attracted to me or my clingy personality, maybe I need to work on that" he went insane and started thinking that his sex drive and "masculinity" was the problem. To this day he seems to be under the delusion that they'll get back together someday.


6c6d58 No.14081131

>>14081051

Girls who are really into video games, or part these weird niche video game communities often seem to be really sexually licentious. Huge sex drives, massive porn consumption (more than most men) etc.

I've fucked a couple of them, ones I met on cuckchan, and it's always the same. Choke me daddy, spit on me, rape me, hurt me, tell me I'm a piece of shit whore, yadda yadda.

Just… If you meet a girl like this: A gamer gurl, or an ironic weeb girl - they're for sex, not long term relationships. Remember that.


4cc27e No.14081162

>>14080496

One of the best runs.


a037f4 No.14081180

File: 3a4462c89a95813⋯.jpg (409.21 KB, 805x714, 115:102, 3a4462c89a95813b5b98ef5a59….jpg)

>Pokemon Black/White 2

>4 hours

>OoT

>5 hours

>BotW

>4 hours

At least there aren't AS many retardedly long runs this time.


6a5735 No.14081183

File: 08e636ec112464b⋯.webm (578.66 KB, 640x360, 16:9, numbers.webm)

>>14081051

I like to think that he got decimated in a platforming video game by

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

so hard that any masculinity and humanity he had was vaporized, transforming him an inhuman shebeast.


6aa15d No.14081192

File: 0c8faef55528fff⋯.png (79.75 KB, 1221x1306, 1221:1306, Caveman.png)

OH SHIT!


a037f4 No.14081213

File: 4bf4146a5b4b437⋯.webm (574.3 KB, 480x270, 16:9, caveman.webm)

>>14081183

It was a combo of that, him getting cheated on by his gf, him losing all his world records to some long-haired fag and starting to consume a lot of soy

>>14081192

WE FINALLY KNOW WHERE THE CAVEMAN IS


8b6217 No.14081226

>>14081131

this is the truth. i've dated a grand total of one girl who was as into games as i was and she was a legit, diagnosed nymphomaniac, which sounds like fun but when you're being yelled at because you only have the stamina to fuck five times a day the fun wears off fast


508097 No.14081254

>>14081226

Holy shit… I had the exact same experience. Dated a girl who was into games, she was a nympho, loved to be subbed, complained because I would only fuck her 3-4 times per day, left me because of this.


6c6d58 No.14081273

>>14081226

>>14081254

The problem with these sorts of girls is that they're addictive.

I'm not sure if you bros have had the same experience, but going back to "normal" girls after experiencing BPD girl-tier sex is really difficult. Everything about them oozes sexuality.

Imageboards are full of this type of girl, and I'm reliably informed tumblr and reddit are too.


db1495 No.14081276

File: cc75ef380e89b56⋯.jpg (33.2 KB, 432x324, 4:3, ..........JPG)

>>14081051

3DPD, not even once.


f8b0e9 No.14081291

>>14080557

>There is nothing less gay tahn cutting your own dick off, or being attracted to people that do so

Could you explain your statement, young man?


6a5735 No.14081293

>>14081226

Sounds like something my brother ran in to many years ago. He described it as some kind of clingy unstable clusterfuck of complaining held together by a thin veneer of similar interests, or something along those lines. Verbal abuse and bitching, and a later plot to get pregnant as some kind of strange revenge.

He was entirely ready to leave the country if he were to have heard the word.

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.


6aa15d No.14081302

Does anyone have the webm of the guy calling a runner a "loli weaboo faggot" or something like that?


6a5735 No.14081309


6aa15d No.14081317

File: 3118e8ff2426bb3⋯.jpg (201.06 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 48700_screenshots_2015-01-….jpg)

>>14081309

Oh fuck, I'm blind. Thanks.


6c6d58 No.14081318

>>14081293

These sorts of girls can usually be discerned by one thing above all else: Self-harm. They love to cut, even well into their 20s.

Just forget about trying to "save" them though. I tried so many times.


05e8ed No.14081341

File: 0af1dae7f6cb7eb⋯.jpg (24.58 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Hjernevask_title_card.jpg)

File: 0cf2de4d03c7a16⋯.webm (967.52 KB, 640x360, 16:9, werster fucking niggers.webm)

>>14081131

>>14081226

>>14081254

Apparently the brains of tomboys or girls with stereotypically male interests resembles males in some areas, and with that they pick up the sexual appetite of men. I'm pretty sure they covered this in the Hjernevask documentary series (which you should watch, they're available online).

It really hurt to realize this since 2D tomboys are so pure.

>>14081213

Don't forget the dude weed lmao.

>>14081276

To be fair, she was dating Cosmo. 3DPD is 3DPD but you can't exactly blame a woman for not being attracted to a skinny clingy loser with jacked up teeth.

>>14081302

No but have this.

>GDQ will never be this fun and spontaneous again


efa257 No.14081351

>>14081291

Not him but I think the argument he's making is that logically as a gay he would want the dick intact? Which to be fair actually makes sense if you're into dick that you would want dick.


f6fa0d No.14081380

File: d0680a41d92be02⋯.png (84.71 KB, 279x276, 93:92, caveman452031200142.png)

Gone are the glory days with the original crew.


6c6d58 No.14081384

>>14081341

>Apparently the brains of tomboys or girls with stereotypically male interests resembles males in some areas, and with that they pick up the sexual appetite of men. I'm pretty sure they covered this in the Hjernevask documentary series (which you should watch, they're available online).

Kek. I used to know a girl who was the most stereotypical reflection of a 2d tomboy imaginable, from halfchan's /jp/ board. She turned into a bit of a slut too, and would schlick 4 or 5 times a day in her teens.

These girls just need to get married at like 17/18 and get a baby in their belly.


508097 No.14081388

File: 72c083800ef58df⋯.png (320.97 KB, 600x822, 100:137, 1514754083026.png)

>>14081273

I'll never mess with a girl like that again to be honest. Not worth the trouble. 3D girls are not worth your time.


a037f4 No.14081396

File: b2be2b9b9580320⋯.png (335.01 KB, 600x776, 75:97, 5e3141be06f80623d80c3fc385….png)

>>14081388

>not posting the better one


efa257 No.14081399

>>14081388

I think it's people in general these days tbh, rarely does a new personal relationship come without drama and baggage.


6a5735 No.14081414

File: 5292e78c9120f16⋯.png (709.63 KB, 906x682, 453:341, not important, but interes….png)

>>14081318

Now that is something I've seen once. Too many red flags for me to get involved, even if it was the first time someone displayed such a vivid interest in me. Looked like a good way to get dragged into the gutter.

Second-hand information was that some time later she got fat, got into drugs and apparently started fucking her dog. Now I've got a morbid curiosity to find out if she's dead, has turned into a dyke-haired commie or somehow gotten her life together, but I don't have enough info to do that passively and hell if I'm going to actually make contact with people to appease this curiosity.

This is a pretty good speedrun thread.


6f1a38 No.14081496

>>14081414

>Be furry in college

>Meet up with some guy 1 year younger than me on FA, he came to me

>Rolled with him, but I don't think we penetrated and I don't think I came

>He's the kind of person to pay rent with sex at cons, keeps piss bottles, liked bloodplay and had a bike pump for self inflation

<But I still hung out with him more than once

>Met some fursuit maker and his medic boyfriend who was into puppy play

>Actually fucking 10/10 bro tier, lots of fun, nice apartment, had their shit together

>He met up with them to fuck and basically phased out, so I ended up essentially used him as a stepping stone to a better friendship

>College ends, move away

>Years pass

>Find out they divorced because reasons

>Years pass, find out on fucking /pol/ of all places that the suitmaker was essentially a manchild caught in a bubble and the medic wanted to basically be permanently delitized and loving it, but in a puppy suit for the rest of his life and went into hard fetishes

>Dodged a bullet every time


a5387f No.14081552

>>14081226

Sounds like she needs to get into toys and masturbation. I can't see her finding anyone who can keep up normally, so a logical person should be able to come to a compromise and play with her with a vibrator or something every other time.


05e8ed No.14081579

File: 573dccd156dc716⋯.webm (12.02 MB, 640x480, 4:3, gamer dude.webm)

>>14081384

>These girls just need to get married at like 17/18 and get a baby in their belly.

I don't think they can be trusted to not go nuts in their 30s and fuck the entire town. Not to mention I don't think I could live with knowing that any daughters I had would have a >50% chance to become nymphos themselves.

>>14081496

Gays terrify me.


e237e7 No.14081590

>>14081496

I guess that's better than every gay person I ever knew. Turns out they were all just faking for attention and regretted the whole thing.


e237e7 No.14081593

>>14081590

And by better I mean worse, of course.


6a5735 No.14081601

File: 5d5ae4dd662f5d4⋯.jpg (24.57 KB, 209x203, 209:203, sad fuhrer.jpg)

>>14081496

I remember you. Those were some interesting threads.

I had a hobby of searching for all manners of weird shit in those circles, to showcase as humorous spergs and sperg accessories. It gets real disturbing real quick-like once you dig past the innocuous but cringy layer of autism.


6c6d58 No.14081602

>>14081579

It's funny you bring up Sam since he's fucked at least one girl from halfchan already.

>I don't think they can be trusted to not go nuts in their 30s and fuck the entire town.

Man, this reminds me of a girl I knew online, turbo-tomboy, like… tomboy to the max (hated dresses, loved outdoorsy pursuits, loved games, short hair, into metal etc) was one of the biggest sluts I've ever known. She admitted to me she'd slept with over 40 men.

Why the fuck do girls who share our interests have to be so fucked up, yet so desirable at the same time?


56ac38 No.14081603

Kind of surprised to see Duke 3d and Serious Sam on the list. I didn't think those would survive the "NO FUN ALLOWED" inquisition.


e237e7 No.14081609

>>14081603

Was Duke remastered to be more politically correct? Serious Sam is hardly offensive by any means either, unless your an ancient Egyptian architect I guess.


67142b No.14081612

File: 06ae76dd5b5ce05⋯.png (673.26 KB, 1440x800, 9:5, b46040b79a3086befb38fb31e4….png)

>>14081341

>Apparently the brains of tomboys or girls with stereotypically male interests resembles males in some areas, and with that they pick up the sexual appetite of men.

Fucking hell anon I didn't want to get mad today. Fucking sjws and their genderbender bullshit


c75093 No.14081643

File: 4d6f68d683d2b1c⋯.webm (31.04 KB, 147x272, 147:272, 4d6f68d683d2b1c0a6ff8b4ec….webm)

>>14081609

I didn't think they removed anything from Megaton Edition. They did however add some stupid shit.

>>14081603

Duke3D is a reasonably entertaining run, and they had Nier tomato last year.


e237e7 No.14081647

>>14081643

>and they had Nier tomato last year.

That was the summer one.


56ac38 No.14081668

>>14081609

I would expect someone could take offense at the commentary between Sam and Netrisca or whatshername.

Duke 3d wasn't remastered, it was just a version to made to run on modern system. You're thinking of the 20th aniversary world tour, and even then I don't know how much gearbox pozzed it beyond changing the sprites of the medkits.


f8b0e9 No.14081671

>>14081351

If you're a magician of self penetration, maybe


71f883 No.14081923

File: de8d30edef423f2⋯.gif (1.05 MB, 828x645, 276:215, de8d30edef423f227a1696589e….gif)

Schedule looks like shit this year.. looks like its up to the cringe to bring me in..

[spolier]NASA and ESA are too far away… jesus fuck how many runs is the spicrunner doing[/spoiler]


26f90d No.14081934

>>14081923

>[spolier]

>using spoiler tags at all

read the FAQ before posting goddamn


71f883 No.14081935

File: b70016862f7faa8⋯.mp4 (918.89 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Right..OK..OK - Jontron.mp4)


26f90d No.14081946

>>14081935

you can use asterisks instead, it's easier tbh


71f883 No.14081949

File: 74d0a1be7183396⋯.mp4 (386.24 KB, 320x240, 4:3, G.I.Joe shit.mp4)


89fc01 No.14082001

File: 79d00b5a314ebea⋯.jpg (121.33 KB, 662x807, 662:807, 1245709563443.jpg)

>>14080526

I miss those bastards so much.


c75093 No.14082155

File: 4eb9f96a4d50c87⋯.webm (6.8 MB, 480x360, 4:3, lem.webm)

>>14082001

If it makes you feel any better they died out before the inevitable demise. Unlike GDQ and SA.


e237e7 No.14082189

>>14082155

They were doing videos well after SA turned into a Demoshill hive of trannies. They just never partook in any of it is all.


88ac38 No.14082215

>>14080438

All from 2013-2014?


f38e6a No.14082217

File: 34f78a384686466⋯.jpg (71.95 KB, 500x685, 100:137, Samurai Pipes!.jpg)

>>14082001

They're in a better place, now: dead probably


cbfe38 No.14082219

>Caring about this

The organization is a bunch of SJWs that hate fun and they take most of the money for themselves


6f1a38 No.14082233

>>14082155

>Lemmings had a head-to-head mode

Fantastic


88ac38 No.14082250

>>14081388

boatshit is grosser than 3D you absolute faggot


2a1b64 No.14082406

>>14080023

>no tetris runs

I have a feeling that they are most likely taking a break from that considering the IMMENSE (yet understandable) setup time for the TGM block at SGDQ. That being said, even the console tetris games (PuyoPuyoTetris and Magical Tetris Challenge, for example) got shafted too.


6f1a38 No.14082466

>>14082406

>Tetris setup time

What?


c75093 No.14082526

>>14082466

They normally have multiple systems running at once, and the TGM series are designed for arcade machines which don't generally have standard outputs.


bb4911 No.14082552

>>14081602

Its a monkey paw thing, cant have them be cute and virgin. There's only whores, anon, just dont get them knocked up while you enjoy them mommy surely wont think twice before teaching her daughter the ways or brainwash your son of how women are saint that cant do no wrong, while leeching the child support or alimony

Its only downhill forward


d56139 No.14082601

>>14080438

>complaining about trannies in the thread

>having gigs of tranny porn saved


cbfe38 No.14082712

>>14082250

>Not liking boatgirls


d56139 No.14082944

>>14082712

>being such a pleb you need your boats to look like people in order to fuck them


27a501 No.14083010

>>14081934

That's weird.

I use it all the time for double spoilers

Does it not work individually?

Off topic sage


e2725f No.14083130

>>14081131

by gamer gurl do you mean a girl that plays games and attention whores because of it or just any girls that play games are like this?


2183fd No.14084216

>>14083010

It works, it's just uneccesary extra work unless you're doing double spoilers and opens you up to fucking up the spelling of the word spoiler. He typed spolier instead.


51e10f No.14084235

>>14080212

Hornedanime is an old FFZ emote and it pisses off normalfags. They put it up to filter out viewers from the NuGDQ crowd. It's easy to catch a ban on Twitch from faggots reporting the stream for wrongspeak, so it's best to keep those kind of viewers away.


a39574 No.14084293

I'm not sure I have the will for it this year, anyone the slightest bit interesting has been removed at this point. There's always the pinball stream, I guess. That's usually pretty loose, unless they've managed to ruin that too.


1211a7 No.14084306

>>14079788

None

They all speed ran it


5ed52c No.14084337

>>14080023

HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE THOSE GOBLINS


1211a7 No.14084360


8e549f No.14084363

File: 681005bc99b332d⋯.jpg (193.92 KB, 1926x1079, 1926:1079, trannyagdqpanel.jpg)

At least they've got caveman

>Jew yama doing 2 runs

Did they ban so many people he has to fill some spots?


8e549f No.14084370

File: 6681d27304bbfed⋯.mp4 (1.93 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cosmo.mp4)


70cb19 No.14084374

I haven't enjoyed that since 2013 I think. When was the year they started moving the audience so far away from the couch you could barely see them?


bdadf8 No.14084382

Why are we here?


4fe981 No.14084384

File: 01c040e58aec2fa⋯.jpg (123.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1428440249047.jpg)

>>14084382

Just to suffer.


e237e7 No.14084393

>>14084374

2014 was when they started doing it in the dreary brown room. It's supposedly the same place but it's not nearly as bright and the camera angle is full retard pointed at the floor.


6c6d58 No.14084395

>>14083130

It's honestly just any girl, although the attention whoring types with the triforce tattoos are more likely than others to be crazy sluts, it also applies to that quiet, mousy tomboy too. Perhaps even moreso. The idea that "girls who play games", as distinct from gamer girls, are normal is nonsense.


033116 No.14084401

I'd really prefer if you stopped posting in this thread.


610285 No.14084420

File: f79440f79e24178⋯.jpg (73.91 KB, 1008x513, 112:57, 1510001921172.jpg)


27a501 No.14086455

>>14084420

>gotta goy fast


72c0c2 No.14086590

File: d03cb50bd2361bf⋯.jpg (60.63 KB, 988x1024, 247:256, 5056a85b9b01a689e037e523e5….jpg)

>>14084420

Holy fuck, watch this gay faggot shit be the norm in 20 years.


c7cc9b No.14086680

>>14080613

The problem starts in the bedroom though. You give them that much, they start wanting more. Suddenly everyone's gotta accept their faggotry, they can't just be content with hiding it. Then the other degenerates see that and want a piece of the cake too. You accept gays? Why not Trannies? Why not Bestiality? Why not Bugchasers? Why not pedophiles? And on and on and on.

And eventually, acceptance isn't enough either. Now that you can't deny them or even discriminate against them by law, they feel a need to see more people like them; Thus you get this sorta shit, government enforced trannies.


8b23c6 No.14095965

File: 96d2694b399f5c9⋯.jpg (71.55 KB, 817x1500, 817:1500, IT'S FOR A PRESENTATION.jpg)

They've got the 2018 schedule up

https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Environmental Station Alpha will hopefully be a fun 10 minutes, Sonic Mania is being run by a dude calling themselves Claris and a "girl," they're also doing Prime 3, and BotW is being run by someone who is not a complete piece of shit this time, which I'm mostly basing this on their Satania avatar.


c4565b No.14095976

Aren't these the same dumb niggers that ban you for saying "trap" because they think it's a slur?


8b23c6 No.14095989

File: b4c1120d78a8d35⋯.mp4 (5.55 MB, 202x360, 101:180, GDQ 2017.mp4)

>>14095965

Clarifying, Mania is being ran by one person, who calls them self a "girl" and Claris. There will be plenty of sausage duets but this game is not one of them. Also I forgot the c in schedule while wordsearching the thread.

>>14095976

Yeah, and there's also the time where they banned a dude for wearing a MAGA hat before checking to see if they actually wore the hat.


c4565b No.14095994

File: 7b878a9ed7e7f5f⋯.jpg (26.08 KB, 254x246, 127:123, 1346376746893.jpg)

Watch out,edgelord coming through

I wouldn't mind this trannyfest being the target of a next mass shooting.


50b7ba No.14096010

>>14080415

>balding

>speedruns fallout 3

>dates a tranny

>please clap

LOL?


edc095 No.14096018

File: 34360d8c5ac7b72⋯.jpg (103.57 KB, 423x652, 423:652, ren.jpg)

>>14095994

We don't need edgelords. We just need one Ren getting really mad.


bbd61e No.14096020

File: b765d9120e79f2f⋯.png (345.38 KB, 483x693, 23:33, b765d9120e79f2f359a8eb9b2b….png)

>>14095965

>Satania

Speaking of which, TOP NEP hat guy that did MN9 was a fun dude. Banned too I bet.

>Blood 2

Well his Hexen run wasn't amazing but it was alright. Classic FPS stuff is welcome, but again, where is QUAKE.

>Battletoads Arcade

Better not be Pimple again.

>Duke Nukem 3D

>Jedi Academy

Could be fun but heavily runner-dependent.

>Jak & Daxter

HOOOO BOY THIS PERSON CANNOT HOPE TO COMPETE WITH THE MASTER

>Diablo

Never actually seen, might be OK.


48d2d4 No.14096038

File: f59ce8b1f5802b9⋯.png (8.23 MB, 2500x3309, 2500:3309, one jedi jumping at extrem….png)

>>14096020

>jedi academy speedrun

Bunnyhopping with speed force and very fast saber jiggy wiggles?


c3dae2 No.14096633

>>14084374

Agreed, no reason to watch this shit anymore. NASA, ESA and RTAiJ are where it's at.


8fb869 No.14096929

>>14080536

>mods actually deleted a post from jealous roastie butthurt about guys pursuing the most attractive girls

What is this feel I'm feeling? Is it…hope?


5fa217 No.14097066

>>14096038

>saber jiggy wiggles

lol


eea1b0 No.14097075

>>14081226

You're right anon, that does sound like fun.

>>14081273

>BPD

Tried that once and never again. BPD bitches are fucking bottom of the barrel.


385c56 No.14097118

Reminder that ESA Winter is in February 17th-24th this year, and it's probably going to be a lot better since ESA 2017 was really good.


9b9062 No.14098873

>>14080415

What ever happened to puri?


b5ce34 No.14105375

>Submit a speedrun back in 2015.

>Get past a few rounds of pruning, actually kind of excited to get the chance to run my game for an audience of more than 10 people.

>They end up denying me.

After seeing what the 2015 GDQ was like, and subsequent GDQ's, I feel like I dodged a bullet there.


cc4612 No.14105413

File: 207982f9c81088d⋯.webm (7.44 MB, 480x360, 4:3, furfag makes his mother c….webm)

>>14080613

>fucking plushies

TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM


ace82e No.14105424

Any videos of trannies getting offended at GDQ? or do they keep it under wraps


54dd60 No.14105454

File: ab22090ad1d2ef4⋯.png (70.01 KB, 617x427, 617:427, screenshot-twitter.com-201….png)

>>14098873

Puri got banned from Twitch for supposedly farming bits. That's what I've heard. He wrote something about how he gave himself a year or so to make it streaming and didn't hit the mark so he was stopping. I assumed it went like: he farmed bits with multiple accounts, funneled them to himself, got caught and banned and was like fuck it I was gonna quit anyway.

Shit I miss those comfy ps1 streams tho. Macaw45 is basically my replacement stream for him. He plays lots of PC88 and weird foreign titles.

This is Puri's official statement about his "retirement": https://pastebin.com/8wFJSSpw


7448a7 No.14105553

I'll tune in to watch the fire emblem 8 runner embarass themselves after getting fucked by RNG like last time, and stick around until turok 2. Nothing else there that's too interesting.


4dd7de No.14105607

>>14105454

what the fuck does that even mean? he was farming "bits" for himself? i don't understand people who watch twitch and i understand this post even less. someone help me understand this devilry.


4e72c9 No.14105620

>>14105607

As far as I've gathered, bits are some kind of currency you get for free at Twitch and can give to streamers, and then some amount of them is a very small sum of money. The only reason I know this much is because of *GDQ streams, they whore themselves out for them and have a big counter of how many they got.


4dd7de No.14105639

>>14105620

ah, so he made a bunch of fake accounts, farmed fake Twitch branded Bitcoin, tipped himself with it, then tried to cash it out and got caught, because apparently Amazon doesn't give out free money

what a goddamned idiot


7cb816 No.14105657

>>14105454

In 2009 when i was streaming shit i didn't gave a single fuck about money. Now everyone even on youtube cares only about money they receive form their hobby. What a bunch of cancerous fuckholds. This is how you raise army of jew loving shekel counting parasites.


9b9062 No.14108330

>>14105454

Well that's not smart. I suspected it was from farming bits. One of the last times I was watching his stream, there was a sequence of obvious bot accounts tipping him small amounts of bits. I enjoyed his PS1 streams too.

>>14105607

You can think of bits as the Twitch virtual currency. You can buy bits for real money (Amazon takes a cut, obviously) or watch ads to get them. You then use bits to "tip" streamers.

Polite sage for off topic.


4754fc No.14109035

>>14081226

Dating a chick and realizing she’s bpd is like stepping on one of those land mines that don’t go off until you lift your foot again, and you are just sweating wondering how to escape.

>>14081602

>Why the fuck do girls who share our interests have to be so fucked up, yet so desirable at the same time?

Why is it desirable to share interests with your gf? A girl who adopts guy interests doesn’t make them fun like a guy to be around. They’re not going to be good at videogames or appreciate real competition or avoid stupid drama. Stop projecting onto these girls. Feminine gfs are a thousand times better.


0b41b4 No.14109881

File: 45167631e9c4702⋯.png (12.9 KB, 1009x125, 1009:125, a6cbadd221.png)

File: 5b582e2b37e7cb9⋯.jpeg (129.36 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, serveimage.jpeg)

These fucking retards can't even name the games they're playing right


4e78cf No.14109996

File: 43e54e41319d610⋯.png (674.61 KB, 789x558, 263:186, october revolution.png)

I assume there's no Tetris block this year because those two men made out after getting their asses handed to them last year.


ace82e No.14110000

>>14109996

That sounds disgusting


4e78cf No.14110048

File: 7ade8201dd0daaf⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1288x723, 1288:723, The two guys that kissed.png)

>>14110000

It was. Apparently your quads saved you from the video I had of it, so here's the next best thing.


162d0d No.14110080

>>14110048

What a surprise.

This wasn't a surprise


b0a454 No.14110105

File: 88b1911baaea0da⋯.png (276.56 KB, 789x750, 263:250, fastfaggot.png)


46a9d2 No.14110156

File: a5ad5c85b6ed7db⋯.png (134.82 KB, 267x517, 267:517, tranny done quick.png)


f748b3 No.14110198

Listening to them read off all the bullshit donations ruins it.


110a75 No.14110212

>>14110198

You mean to tell me you don't find the billion "Hi I am faggot and I'm from Germany, long time viewer first time donator, this game was totally my childhood etc etc" inspiring?


0b41b4 No.14110218

>>14110212

At least it's better than when Edobean reads them. Then they're all "Donating for the commentator with the cute voice xD"

She's comentating the Megaman block and SMS 120 shines. Fucking why


f748b3 No.14110407

>>14080055

dubs checked.

This is what happened to the fighting game scene too.

It's definitely a trend. Something is fun and unregulated. Normal people look and see something fun happening. "Hey guys! I'm here to play too. OK, now we have to change a few things…" Rules, regulations, strict punishment for not conforming to the norms (what "liberals" refer to as "free and open expression and thought").

Soon everyone is heavily self-censoring out of fear of violating unspoken rules. People with low tolerance for SJW bullshit have left. Tranny and fag attention whores move in and preen in the spotlight like little gutworm parasites that they are.

Find a new hobby I guess. Watch the SJW cancer spread.


f748b3 No.14110447

>>14081131

Not all that unusual actually. Rape is the most common fantasy. Women have sex drives similar to men, but express it differently depending on social norms and upbringing.

Be chad and date uni sorority girls. Stories about getting abortions and not knowing who the father was is not uncommon.

The most conservative girl I've met was home invaded and raped in her 20s. Killed the rape fantasy and nigger dick curiosity pretty effectively. Nothing makes a pure DoTR "racist" like direct contact with reality.


c8b52f No.14110480

>>14109881

Character limits?

>>14110048

Not actually showing it was the best thing.

>>14110212

When the donations tie into an entertaining run sometimes they end up good.

>$5 from Jeb Bush. Please clap.


110a75 No.14110489

Anyone remember a year ago there was this SM64 run where each star was done by a specific runner, and they brought in randos and audience members with it?

Was that actually agdg or nasa/esl?


b814b5 No.14110515

>>14110480

Its diddy's kong quest


375d8d No.14110531

>>14110198

This reminds me that annoying pile of fat that makes pokemon noises will likely be back.


b0a454 No.14110560

File: a3ab40f06f47bed⋯.jpg (19.29 KB, 500x335, 100:67, CK4Ujc4UEAAAC_x.jpg large.jpg)

>they kicked blueglass out to accommodate normal niggers


92d62c No.14110577

Just gonna watch a few runs that I'm interested in tbh.

>CavemanDCJ

>ColonelFatso, Tokyo90, Walrus_Prime

I started running MMX any% recently so i'll probably watch that just because I have an interest in the run.

>Dr4gonBlitz

SOTN is a great speedrun and always worth watching in my opinion. Hopefully the runner isn't a fag.

>Carcinogen

Spoke to the guy on a few occasions so I'll check out what he's doing. I hear he's good at RE games.

Other than that it's shit.


ace82e No.14110614

>>14110560

Cool shades bro


4e72c9 No.14110804

>>14110560

He's not entirely kicked out right? The past few years you could occasionally hear a glimpse of his laugh from the back of the room when they let him out of the practice room for a moment.


312914 No.14111050

File: 763274304ee1f12⋯.webm (5.78 MB, 426x240, 71:40, out.webm)

>>14110804

>the practice room

I bet that'd be more fun to watch than the actual stream at this point. Or would be if they didn't need to rely on absolute dross runners since most of the good ones no longer care about the event.

>>14110489

A literal let's play. There have been games involving multiple runners before but not random yobbos.

>>14110577

>Carcinogen

Ooooh boy…


22c801 No.14111059

>>14110560

The day he's totally forbidden from AGDQ is the day it completely dies. Blueglass is the heart and soul of that place. I know the cancer has become terminal there, but he's the chemotherapy keeping it going.


92d62c No.14111086

>>14111050

Not bad. Seems like a waste of time to have this guy at a GDQ and not NASA, but he'll be interesting to watch if this webm is anything to go by.


5c6dcb No.14111094

>>14110577

Carcinogen is real cancer, he cries at everything that goes wrong, real autist style. he also banned a guy from his twitch channel that donated a bunch of money to him for telling carci to calm down.


5c6dcb No.14111097

File: 66a4dbddf124fea⋯.jpeg (56.26 KB, 640x789, 640:789, 0220b05f4c298901c8a533f12….jpeg)

>>14110804

That is just the ghost of GDQ autism. The real blueglass hasn't been seen in over 3 years, some say jewyama has him locked in a basement replaying Echo the Dolphin over and over.


ad673f No.14111109

>>14111097

He gets all the tendies he wants though so it all evens out.


5c6dcb No.14111114

>>14111109

I wouldn't wish Jewyama's tendies on anyone.


8acb96 No.14111122

>>14111094

For some reason most if not all the popular / record holding runner for RE and SH tend to be cancer, worse than the average I mean.


92d62c No.14111150

File: e41428bcdd0c35a⋯.gif (38.41 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Gant laugh.gif)

>>14111094

That last bit is pretty fucking funny. I'm definitely interested in watching his run now.

>>14111122

Yeah that's pretty true in my experience, there was a bit of shitfit this time last year around RE4 because the WR holder and his clique wanted to ban going fast by changing the framerate of the game mid-run to do multiple time saving glitches.

As there's a major time saving glitch that only works at 30fps whilst the majority of the game is faster at 60fps.


312914 No.14111163

>>14111150

Unfortunately the rest of the run is largely him being an angsty fuck about how much he doesn't like RE4, and RE4 isn't a particularly enjoyable speedrun on NG+ since you largely run past everything or melt its face off with the tommy gun/PRL, and tank damage with a ton of healing items. Meanwhile NG is mostly rocket launcher kills and item management.

Also how the hell do you reduce the game framerate like that? Depending on the method I can understand not wanting to include it as a valid trick, much like how very few runs allow crooked cartridge trickery.


8acb96 No.14111174

>>14111163

> Depending on the method I can understand not wanting to include it as a valid trick

Ingame option, not an external tool.


ace82e No.14111179

They start in like 2 hours,right?

you guys gonna make a new thread then?


5c6dcb No.14111185

File: 1c50513e9590a8f⋯.jpg (94.57 KB, 600x612, 50:51, 42342.jpg)

>>14111179

3 hours. But there will be about 40 minutes of introduction with all your favourite trannies. Including Protomagicalguy!


cd201b No.14111214

>>14111185

>Protomagicalguy

oh please god no

he considered coming to ESA too


9bea4e No.14111218

File: 8f5128e294f6327⋯.png (121.79 KB, 421x404, 421:404, 533908901.png)

Are any of the trannies there even remotely attractive?


3e72cf No.14111221

>>14111218

>are there any cuntboys there?

no


ace82e No.14111224

>>14111218

Depends on how low your bar is i imagine.


4e72c9 No.14111227

>>14111218

It's a speedrunning event, not even the real women are attractive. Occasionally there's a somewhat attractive girl somewhere in the crowd, but that's about it.


ace82e No.14111230

>>14111227

Good thing we're not in the twitch chat or you'd get banned for being misogynist,sexist,etc


92d62c No.14111231

>>14111163

The later versions of the game allows you to set the framerate between 30fps and 60 I think only the 360 and PS3 versions don't have that option.


b36f20 No.14111234

Does anybody have a link to a stream?


cd201b No.14111236

>>14111234

Not live yet but it should be.

twitch.tv/gamesdonequick


312914 No.14111252

>>14111231

It seems at least now they allow switching it, but they obviously switch to using real-time for that.


b0d9bd No.14111257

File: c509504df3a9ee8⋯.jpg (10.22 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ren.jpg)

I'd like to see a 100% run of GDQ's staff and affiliates.

Maybe with a bonus any% run of the participants, if there's enough time left.


5c6dcb No.14111263

>>14111214

Don't bullshit me anon, don't do that.


92d62c No.14111268

>>14111252

Funny thing is they timed real-time anyway because of loading screens.


cd201b No.14111271

>>14111263

He said so on twitter one time and I replied with "please don't," he then reported me and I got suspended.


ace82e No.14111272

>>14111271

What a gigantic fucking nigger,then again that platform is full of mentally ill people so,thems the breaks


5c6dcb No.14111275

>>14111271

At least ESA will rip him apart, they're not afraid of bants and won't be banned for it either.


92d62c No.14111277

>>14111275

I was thinking about going to ESA but I was thinking it was shit. Is it not that bad?


5c6dcb No.14111283

>>14111277

ESA is like pre-2012 GDQ. Especially now they have a winter event that is explicitly designed to be smaller and comfier.


cd201b No.14111298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14111275

Rip him apart? I dunno, but there's a solid chance that he just won't get to run anything or be put in the host couch.

>>14111277

ESA 2015 was a small event and honestly was a bit boring at times.

ESA 2016 was plagued with technical issues but was comfy and fun at the end.

ESA 2017 was very fun and cozy, I loved it a ton and was the best speedrunning event I have watched live. Best run was vid related IMO.


46a9d2 No.14111303

>>14111122

Reminds me Susan McNuggets getting absolutely shitter shattered during his silent hill run at the European speed run event. Hopefully they'll be some nugget donation callouts


3e72cf No.14111328

>Ben Shapiro or Milo needs to go this place and tell them facts don't care about your fee-fees.

>a kike and a homosexual kike need to come in and fix this

had me going, anon


3e72cf No.14111336

File: 579eeabcd67e02f⋯.png (51.13 KB, 367x284, 367:284, idiot asshole moron.PNG)

>>14111333

>spergs out about pharma companies and SJWs

>invites homosexual jews to fix this

>haha I was just trolling guiz


5c6dcb No.14111337

>>14111322

>AGDQ is a shadow of its former self.

We already know anon, you're beating a dead horse. These threads are mainly for the autism that it comes with.


1a04b8 No.14111338

>>14111322

>Theres already cures for cancer

Nibber are you retarded


ace82e No.14111374

>>14111322

And tell us where this money goes then.


ace82e No.14111393

>>14111388

I will agree that there are more charities i'd like to see spotlighted (the american foundation for suicide prevention for one) but i don't believe you when you say it goes "to waste" unless you have some proof


8766a3 No.14111436

>>14111388

Lack of diagnostics and treatments followed by "natural death" ?


b4a7a6 No.14111484

>>14105375

What were you going to run, lad?


c77742 No.14111532

>>14080460

>I don't give a shit what they do in their bedrooms

Neither do I. But it doesn't stay in the bedroom. It's logical to think there wouldn't be a problem if it stays in the bedroom, but humans aren't logical.


c6b94f No.14111535

When does this shit start?

It's today right?


5d258a No.14111580

Does anybody have the clip of "SUPER. HOT."

Prototerroristtrannyguy has had it scrubbed from youtube etc


cd201b No.14111582

>>14111535

Hour or so.


198e68 No.14111609

>>14080460

>I don't give a shit what they do in their bedrooms but they bring this shit everywhere with them.

That's the liberal/libertarian retardation rearing it's head.

>just let people love

>they can do what they want

>It's not hurting you

They're called degenerates for good reason, and need to be stamped out whenever possible. It's like those people that advocate for open boarders because they believe in absolute property rights, not realizing that non-whites will flood in, establish their own government, and make any 'inherent rights' that existed before a running joke.

>w-we can't stop niggers from coming here in hoards and forming their own government because muh property rights

>it's stealing to tell them they can't

>NAP says I can shoot them if they come onto my property

>what do you mean they outnumber me 10 to 1?


24a968 No.14111637

File: 5f5a18db977f8fb⋯.png (2.12 MB, 1586x892, 793:446, Cuckaman Clownwewlala.png)

>>14080260

>killing a propoganda infused child

>not raising the fucker right and watch hate consume him for his fucked up youth


cd201b No.14111661

Preshow on right now, live in 15 minutes.

twitch.tv/gamesdonequick


375d8d No.14111689

>>14111661

>all those shambling blurry forms

What horrors lie ahead.


77ab44 No.14111734

>>14111322

>Ben Shapiro or Milo

Back to reddit with you.


6533cc No.14111753

File: 2148d458b655919⋯.png (517.67 KB, 623x433, 623:433, kill_it_with_fire.PNG)

>right off the bat

we're in for some hell of a ride


b0db16 No.14111758

>>14111322

>Ben Shapiro or Milo needs to go this place

nice bait m8


b4a7a6 No.14111768

File: 5770a788eaeef33⋯.jpg (423.69 KB, 1916x1080, 479:270, tranny.jpg)

>tfw your favourite games will never be run because they don't have enough autism connected to them

>>14111661

Do I even want to watch this?


198e68 No.14111778

File: 942d06ce783ee82⋯.png (64.17 KB, 176x163, 176:163, mutt.PNG)

they made a joke about this mongrel being white last time around


6533cc No.14111828

File: 3fcd852650b3911⋯.png (529.92 KB, 789x558, 263:186, 43e54e41319d6104fc50523e93….png)


bfb450 No.14111842

New thread? Cyclical?


7ddb12 No.14111860

>>14080460

The issue is that they don't keep it in their bedroom at all. I can handle an ugly dude, but they create a clique to enforce a lot of bullshit policies that kick the talented inoffensive people out for no good reason. A lot of them manipulative narcissists who are nothing but a blight to everything around them.


4e72c9 No.14111917


4d2038 No.14112637

>>14111917

That thread's infested with goons.


fed19f No.14112832

File: 4c1f55f59e5a1cf⋯.webm (1.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, babygotthediarrreeeaaa.webm)

>that voice


288f6d No.14112862

File: f554ec51a0a3fd2⋯.pdf (2.72 MB, When it Comes to Good Apar….pdf)

>>14112637

It looks more like /leftypol/ from the images posted but there's probably a lot of overlap. I don't think I have enough pdfs to counteract their terrible memes at the moment.


33d72b No.14112908

at least the chat is having fun with the censorship


375d8d No.14112931

If anyone wants just the stream without all the twitch window dressing bullshit, here:

twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/embed


46a9d2 No.14113079

File: c4c112d062dec16⋯.png (368.03 KB, 666x490, 333:245, chris chan transform.png)

>>14111753

looks like a jewish chris chan


46a9d2 No.14113087

File: 94a5bf5154b07f7⋯.png (251.71 KB, 766x606, 383:303, black jew.png)

>>14111778

absolutely pure


016def No.14113365

File: bd1ec55d88c136b⋯.jpg (43.79 KB, 160x180, 8:9, 3-Char-Tarkus.jpg)

>>14080690

14% of cases actually pursued. The fact that we can't go two weeks without a female teacher fucking a male student is enough proof.


016def No.14113399

File: 1fee8316642abf3⋯.gif (391.35 KB, 500x372, 125:93, 1418876176196.gif)

>>14111768

They only ran my favorite game once. Gunstar Heroes.

Why? Because the difference between a speed run and a casual run is like 15 minutes


6128ec No.14114350

Man this event used to be so fun. I don't even bother to tune in anymore, I just squat the threads in case something funny or drama is happening.

>>14080806

Elaborate? I don't remember this drama.




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