d00631 No.14064848
Legitimately surprised there isn't a thread about these circus freaks already.
https://www.twitch.tv/supermcgamer
It's called "Zeldathon" and it's a twice-a-year cringefest where fat hair-dyed autists gather to be "lol so random" and speedrun Zelda (in the loosest possible sense of the word "speedrun").
Here's a quick rundown:
* They are "speedrunning", but nobody is talking about the runs at all. When somebody mentions something about the run, the donation reader talks over them and drowns out whatever they have to say.
* The speedruns are shit. No exploits, no good mechanics, no estimate, no timer. I don't know why the fuck they bother to call this a speedrun, they should just admit it's a televised donation-oriented let's play.
* They have a big BOTW backdrop behind the couch to hide the fact that literally nobody else is even at the event.
* I've known people like these at college. All they do is talk about social justice, trannies, fuck each other, and avoid interaction with anyone who isn't in their group of losers.
Meet such interesting characters as:
* I'm a fat soyboy virgin, but maybe if I don't shave my facial hair, people will think I'm manly because I have a beard!
* I have piercings in my face, which makes me a cool rebel!
* I intentionally wear thick-rimmed glasses to look like a nerd, because "geek is chic"!
* I'm funny because I'm wearing a paper hat, hahaha, I'm so random, right guys?
* Attention-seeking hair-dyed dykes
* Attention-seeking crossdressing troons
* Beta nu-males vying for the attention of the dykes and troons
* A guy who looks exactly like The Amazing Atheist, except somehow uglier
* Fat ginger dyke with one half of her head shaved who never fucking shuts up about how the crossdressing scene in BOTW is transphobic
* Guy with giant teddy bear head who thinks that spontaneously jumping onto the couch every few minutes is a super funny joke that never gets old
I would say "Kill it with fire," but the one good thing about this event is that it provides nonstop lulz.
3f8ee0 No.14064859
>>14064848
>shill's first day on the job
Try harder
07f924 No.14064868
e0812a No.14064896
>>14064859
>making fun of gay shit with /v/ isn't better than any video game
You're trash.
111b26 No.14064925
>>14064848
I want the nu-males with shitty beards meme to die. I'm ashamed for my entire generation.
818af1 No.14064933
Why are you surprised no one wants to talk about this OP? Just a bunch of retards “speed running” Zelda games? That’s boring as shit. Make a better thread.
e80913 No.14064957
Didn't they do this last year, or sometime in summer?
d00631 No.14064966
>>14064957
They do this twice a year, once in winter and once in summer.
111b26 No.14064975
>>14064966
I'm sorry but it's just not autistic enough for me. /cow/ has spoiled the worst of the cringe for me. everything seems bland by comparison.
dc4580 No.14064976
>>14064966
There's so much wrong in this single picture that I can't fucking breath.
576f06 No.14064979
>>14064973
Is that Sam Hyde on the right?
d00631 No.14064987
They were doing some sort of "race across the room" competition but they keep changing the rules mid-race and now I'm not even sure what the fuck they're doing anymore.
84cacf No.14064988
Legitimately surprised there isn't a thread about these dubs already
8a0b33 No.14065013
>>14064848
>the game is takes up less than half of the screen
it's trash for that alone
07f924 No.14065022
>>14064966
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d9fde9 No.14065033
>>14065002
Index a 2 is not dubs you stupid little shit.
ac4ddb No.14065038
>>14064933
There's a lot more to this spergfest than just the speedrunning you double homo.
834916 No.14065057
4ab0b5 No.14065064
I don't think such freaks deserve any attention, not even negative.
12623d No.14065626
>>14065553
The girl in the background. Why do they always have that bulbous pickled-nose, face like they have something shoved up their ass, sausage arms, boycut, motherfucking Buddy Holly glasses, and that recessive dopey ugly chick look?
12623d No.14065657
These are the people that are going to be murdered when society collapses.
ad1122 No.14065671
7044d7 No.14065681
d00631 No.14065845
Manbun is trying to be the referee of a wrestling match or something.
528bfa No.14065879
I accidentally got into their page for 30 seconds yesterday and they were playing in a ballpit, the stream space dedicated to the game was so small it took me a while to find it, and I couldn't even tell at a glance what Zelda it was because it was paused and they weren't even playing.
I got the fuck out of there.
c4effd No.14066043
>spouting winceworthy hokuto no ken and nemo references.
>whomst
Jesus, you weren't kidding OP. This just ruined Fist of the North Star for me.
1a09a2 No.14066056
>giving these faggots views
no thanks
d00631 No.14067349
Ever wonder what it would be like if a bunch of cucks, soyboys, numales, and dyed-hair thots played Jenga?
It's happening right now
5ad217 No.14067361
>>14064868
Second post best post.
d47027 No.14067371
>>14067349
I had a suspicion soyboy was niggerspeak, but thanks for confirming it.
5cc4d4 No.14067381
>>14067349
Why are they doing this shit if its supposed to be about zelda?
5ad217 No.14067406
>>14067349
I bet you anything giant Jenga blocks became a thing for fatties who lack the fingers to play traditional sized Jenga. Jenga at Every Size.
022193 No.14067435
>>14067406
No, here's the jenga for fatties.
406764 No.14067442
Rather than this freak show can we get some good streams to watch?
Just cozy shit which you can put on while you do some mmo grinding or whatever.
4767cc No.14067454
>>14064979
Looks like he caught something hanging around there, like some sort of flu.
022193 No.14067472
>>14067442
Go on audiobook bay tracker and download some cozy audiobooks instead.
bbc035 No.14067494
Sounds even more autistic than the GDQs. I'll wait for webms. I don't want to support them by giving them my view.
406764 No.14067500
>>14067494
The GDQ crowd are circle jerking RTA in Japan right now.
A 6 fucking hour of a JRPG is currently streaming. Yesterday they refered to Cosmo as a woman ffs.
>>14067472
Missing part of an audio book spoils it. Need something you can walk away from.
f422d9 No.14067518
why is this blatant eceleb shilling allowed, fuck off to reddit
86fb88 No.14067638
>the cam of what they are doing takes up more than half the window
>the actual game isn't even a quarter
disgusting
>>14067371
>I had a suspicion soyboy was niggerspeak
It isn't, its a term which came about as a response to the Obamacare pyjama-man adverts.
d00631 No.14067642
They're doing weird gay shit again.
4767cc No.14067731
>>14067638
They're triggered by shit they don't even know the source of, don't touch the faggot they may have open sores.
d00631 No.14067733
The guy in the Squirtle beanie. The guy who looks like he is gripping an invisible cock hes about to sick. This fucking guy right here.
This guy is King Lowcow. Every single time he opens his mouth - I swear, EVERY fucking time - he's cringy as fuck. He's single-handedly supplying half the cringe of the entire marathon. Whenever he speaks, I can see the rest of the people on the couch getting visibly uncomfortable, trying their hardest to hide their own cringe from the camera. I think he has actual, real, genuine autism.
0c9519 No.14067757
>The actual gameplay is ~1/9th of the screen
The game is just an excuse for them to expose their disgusting behavior to the world. It's like a road accident, there's a morbid curiosity to see how low these late 20's early 30's y/o people can go.
104cae No.14067809
>>14067757
I would pay to see them fight to the death against each other. As always, the Romans were wise and knew how to keep a crowd entertained, just gather a bunch of mercenary degenerates and cucks and have them kill each other for the fun of honest citizens.
91936e No.14067827
>>14067733
I'm pretty sure, given the cheek markings, that the hat is based on Kirby.
d00631 No.14067906
Oh man, I remember this gay-ass bullshit from last year. Whenever the player reaches a hard part of the game, they hide under a blanket and demand total silence so they can concentrate
This is beyond "that kid" levels of "who the fuck even does that kind of shit?"
eb7028 No.14067997
>>14064988
Latest on CNN: God Gamer gets infinity dubs.
Watch this video about his quest for dubs.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=NI2Aeh5shFE
ff749a No.14068098
>>14068054
Someone want to go to this and piss in the ball pit?
35a3af No.14068924
>>14068054
Is this part of the stream? Man I need to watch this.
1e8aa5 No.14068930
I remember this, it was awful last time
80cb4d No.14068935
I feel like it's Zeldathon 4 times a year now.
d00631 No.14069740
They had this thing where they performed a live-action version of a Smash Bros match, except both players could only use Peach's butt attack, so two thots slammed their asses against each other while shouting "HA-CHA!"
One was a beanpole and the other was a whale, I almost feel bad for the girl who was subjected to repeated ass-slams from a fattie
287efd No.14069755
>>14064848
If you hate it so much, why do you give it attention?
d00631 No.14069762
>>14069755
You know those fags like Christian Weston Chandler?
People who are such trainwrecks, you have to check up on them every few months just to watch the dumpster fire get worse?
This is like that.
287efd No.14069786
>>14069762
Yeah but you're giving them the success they want by feeding them attention. There's a million lolcow shitfests out there that would sell their soul to be ridiculed if it meant the whole internet was watching.
8f3652 No.14069843
I keep thinking that's an Agressive Retsuko head from the thumbnail.
8346f7 No.14069885
>>14065879
>it was paused and they weren't even playing
What else would you expect from a bunch of (((hipster cancer))) who don't actually like video games? They're "nerds" because it's "trendy". They don't have a shred of genuine interest in anything they do, except for homoerotic wrestling and flailing around in ball pits intended for children.
4e5541 No.14069892
>>14069843
I wish Aggressive Retsuko would go back to angry rhyming instead of bursts of anger that they've been doing for several episodes.
4cfffd No.14069955
>>14065879
>they were playing in a ballpit
Haha seriously?
09f673 No.14070033
>>14068054
>Unatractive males and females doing weird shit
>You are not among them
How did it came to this? How did I became the Chad of the internet? I'm a lot better socially adjusted than these people, even if they somehow amassed a community for themselves, for in every other measure they are the awkward bottom of the hierarchy betas. Like the stereotypical nerd in the 80/90s
ad1122 No.14070059
>>14070033
Normalcy has been perverted so hard these past 20ish years that being a dweeb faggot who plays DnD puts you in the ninetieth percentile when it comes to social awareness. It's like they made retardation fashionable or something.
406764 No.14070094
>>14070033
>>14070059
Nothing changed. Any one who spent any time around nerd circles know there is a tier system. There's functional people, semi functional, non-functional and then freak show. The freak shows generally were rare, you would have 1 or 2 of them and a semi functional would act as a retard wrangler to keep them in line. Now we have the internet and easy access to cameras.
Internet allowed the freaks to link up with each others and easy access to live broadcasting allowed them to make their own TV shows. This meant they were no longer being controlled by a semi functional and you got to witness their full fucked up nature unfiltered. Jerry springer doesn't have shit on these people and we all knew it when we encountered them. Now they have a massed together to form an uber retard and they're going to broadcast until one of them dies.
[spoiler]And this is why when you're a semi functional you feel ashamed of broadcasting your hobbies. THESE people are what people think of you as[/spoiler[
7c60e7 No.14070178
What's the point of watching these things
What's the point of having autists doing shit on the side that have nothing to do with zelda
Why isnt the actual gameplay taking up most of the screen, instead of the autists doing random pointless shit.
Is this stream just attention whoring under the guise of a zelda marathon
06c687 No.14070186
>>14070178
>What's the point of watching these things
Schadenfreude
406764 No.14070226
>>14070178
You must be new to the internet.
They're attention seeking retards who think this is a good idea.
64af11 No.14070240
>>14064848
Nu-males aren't human, op. Better watch your back around them.
6ba8d0 No.14070251
>>14067997
>that pic
What made her so jocund?
d00631 No.14070252
I'm a Chad compared to these losers
d00631 No.14070253
The way I look at these losers is the way that normies look at me
d00631 No.14070258
Sam Hyde has arrived to kill these circus freaks
ad1122 No.14070259
>>14070094
>nothing changed
>there was just this massive paradigm shift in terms of social networking and broadcast is all
e5c5a8 No.14070358
>>14070252
Feels good.
>>14070253
At least you're not anthony burch.
9faebe No.14070377
>>14070253
>implying chads give a fuck about anything
They're much chiller than you'd think
d45596 No.14070437
I legitimately want an expert in psychology to sit down with me and give me a thorough explanation of why people engage in behavior that seems to be designed entirely around getting other people to notice them. Maybe I'm just too autistic but I've never understood people who crave attention like this and it seems to be pretty widespread.
d00631 No.14070472
They replaced the runners with a puppet show and for a brief period of time it was actually better
d00631 No.14070493
>>14070437
Ever hear of "Narcissa Wright"?
Transgender "woman" who streams his self-destruction live on Twitch every day. Making weird faces and hissing noises for several minutes, shaving body on cam, doing weird workout routines with 1-pound weights, showing off empty bottles of prescription medicine, shutting off all hair on stream, making out with another tranny on stream, crying on stream, calling a suicide hotline on stream etc.
It's been theorized that this trainwreck garbage fire of a human being has a fetish for humiliating himself. Like, making himself look like a fool live on camera is how he gets off. Nothing makes him more happy than self-destructing for everyone to see. It gets him high. If I had to compare it to something, I'd call it masochism.
Some lolcows are just too retarded to realize they're acting like dumbasses, but Narcissa might actually enjoy it and get off from acting like a dumbass on camera. Not because it's "attention" but because he loves the feeling of shaming himself and seeing his reputation go further down the drain. Actual masochism.
ae446b No.14070507
>>14070252
>>14070253
>/v/ are the chads now.
I guess we've finally gone full circle.
ad1122 No.14070515
>>14070507
Isn't that only half a circle?
d45596 No.14070518
>>14070493
The existence of it doesn't bother me nearly as much as the knowledge that if you were to criticize it, an armade of fans would show up to defend it.
8346f7 No.14070522
>>14070437
>I legitimately want an expert in psychology
>expert in (((psychology)))
They'd tell you these freaks are perfectly normal and then encourage you to get hormone replacement therapy to become the woman you always have been deep down inside.
e7ab7b No.14070680
>>14069843
I wanna fug that.
3a5c1f No.14070714
>>14070437
>why people engage in behavior that seems to be designed entirely around getting other people to notice them.
ADD. I'd guess they were neglected as a child and carve what they never had, add to it society making it ok to act like a baby and you have those faggots.
d00631 No.14070829
A new set of spergs has arrived
09f673 No.14070860
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14070522
You need to watch the right psychologists
8346f7 No.14070864
>>14070829
>And I tell you Brenda, the sandwich was this big
<[unintelligible grunting]
defecd No.14070871
>>14070829
I was just banned for asking a valid question about the man in blue.
d45596 No.14070874
>>14070871
were you "How many bukkake films have you been in, blueberry?"
8346f7 No.14070880
>>14070871
>I was just banned for asking a valid question about the man in blue.
When he says he can fit a dozen cocks in his mouth is it a literal dozen or a baker's dozen?
defecd No.14070883
>>14070874
Mine can't top that sadly. I didn't expect to be banned so fast though. Jesus what a train wreck this "event" is.
10de4f No.14070891
>>14064848
So will the zelda speedrun tranny be there and if so how to trigger his suicide?
d54785 No.14070893
>>14068054
Now I finally understand Chad.
024c0f No.14070901
>>14068054
That creature on the right encapsulates everything wrong with cuckoldry. Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution of humanity all to come down to this embarrassment to manchild. What would you do /v/ if your son turned out like that?
>>14070829
It really does disgust me and yet, I don't see these kinds of people on the street, only online. Maybe it's because I'm not in America. Oh well, at least its for charity.
d45596 No.14070919
>>14070901
It depends on where you live. In rural parts of America neon haired dipshits like that are rare because it isn't socially acceptable and you probably would get the shit kicked out of you. In places like Portland, San Fran etc. you can't swing a vinyl record without smacking one of them in the face.
defecd No.14071003
A blindfold run where the guy next to him is telling him where to go. Can we gas these faggots already Jesus Christ.
df27d1 No.14071035
>>14070919
>move from Southern Commiefornia to the midwest hoping to get away from this shit
>mfw there were five rainbow-haired freaks working the same shift at a single walmart up here
Ironically I've seen more of them in the few months since I got here than I have in the last several years in Commiefornia although it probably helps that I lived in a town that traditionally had a very large klan presence. You could count the number of niggers that lived there on both hands, and they were always in military housing.
32a502 No.14071097
>>14070437
>implying you need a psychology degree to explain this shit
People often like being the center of attention, because it makes them feel important and special. Some are just more desperate for attention than others.
fceeba No.14071110
>these are the people video games are being made for
Twitch is a cancer that must be burnt to the ground, but that will not stop the spread of this contagion it will only slow it.
203f05 No.14071140
>>14064973
>>14064979
>Is that Sam Hyde on the right?
That's what I was thinking. He could definitely pull off an "autistic speed runner" character if he researched a bit and gave it a try.
d00631 No.14071495
I don't even know what is going on anymore
d00631 No.14071532
Just a bunch of adults playing in a ball pit made for children
36d74a No.14071565
d45596 No.14071814
>say "I don't think this is what Jesus died for"
>banned in under 3 seconds
Man they employ some fast mods for this shitfest.
4387a6 No.14071823
>>14071532
>A LITERAL FUCKING BALLPIT
HAHAHAHAHA
d00631 No.14071842
Their version of the "Sorting Hat" from Harry Potter, touching this thing and pretending they got powers from it or some gay shit.
17b12c No.14071945
>>14071540
>>14071521
>>14071517
>>14071506
>This amount of contact between man under the excuse of "wrestling"
You don`t need to be Freud to understand what this is all about
406764 No.14072541
>>14070493
The other day I was in Speedgaming and they called it a "her". When I responded with >her the chat went deadly silent. It's fucking obvious he's bat shit insane and not a woman but everyones so terrified of GDQ banning their little circle jerk that they can't get involved.
Any one who doesn't think the gay mafia exists only needs to look at this freak show and ask how the fuck that thing isn't hanging from a tree.
406764 No.14072576
>>14070829
>Oh hey the girl on the right looks kind of cute bit autistic but we could play games together
>>14071495
>>14071506
>>14071517
>>14071521
>>14071532
>>14071540
OH FUCK IT'S A TOUCAN! I WAS WRONG! SO SO WRONG!
73ae91 No.14072618
I forgot I watched this shit show last year and made this for it.
d00631 No.14072924
>>14072618
I remember this from last year!
Latest cringe is that a landwhale showed up cosplaying as James Bond
942610 No.14072948
>>14072924
Could be worse. Could be cross-dressing as Misty during a Sonic R singalong.
5cc4d4 No.14073189
This is why i dont tell people im into gaming.
d00631 No.14073412
Doing weird gay bullshit again
d00631 No.14073439
Tweedlefuck and Tweedlecuck are doing a show of some sort
75c536 No.14073475
>Attention whores use charity and speedrunning as a chance to attention whore on the internet
>/v/ gives them attention
Well I mean…
d00631 No.14073634
You know your marathon is shit when you run out of things to do and just stream a dude vacuuming the room
204e72 No.14073649
>>14070240
>Not knowing slow self-destruction is human nature.
Nu-males are some of the most human of all.
>>14068054
I grew up in my adolescence doing almost nothing in my free time but video games and anime by myself. I'm about as solitary and immersed in entertainment and other interests as a working adult, and yet I'm nothing like these weirdos. I can pass for normal. I don't think I can, or want to, imagine the kind of horrifying lifestyle they must need to be like this, when my lifestyle is/was a "traditional" "nerd" lifestyle.
d19743 No.14073667
>Actually entertaining marathons without the overt goal of destroying masculine confidence such as NASA, ESA, Memeathon, and maybe Shots Fired, only get a thread if someone happens to remember about them, then die off within the day
>Someone always comes around to post (A/S/GBT)GDQ and this garbage as if on schedule, bumping the thread periodically for days because muh board culture
Really makes you think
024c0f No.14073671
>>14073667
/v/ only cares if it makes them angry, it's not exclusive to here either. It's why the news focuses on the bad, because that's what sells.
d19743 No.14073681
>>14073671
>/v/ is one person, or that's what we want you to believe, just give up already
Reported.
406764 No.14073685
>>14073667
People like laughing at spergs. Seeing some asshole play Mario fast isn't as funny as this shit is.
d19743 No.14073700
>>14073685
>I prefer watching attention whores on HRT than watching gameplay
/v/ - Video Games
ad1122 No.14073740
>>14071814
You probably just got auto banned for saying Jesus.
6335cc No.14073987
>>14067349
She is cute tho
4157d8 No.14074129
this is so bad its almost good, I mean, giving your life perspective and all, I feel a lot better about myself now…
anyway… where are the fucking webm recordings?
f67b5d No.14074150
>>14073740
BEING ANTI JESUS IS CONSIDERED ANTI CHRISTIAN
6882a3 No.14074216
At last, a reason to post this! Holy shit though, this cringe is fucking top notch. Is this ADGQ's final form?
1b4a92 No.14074431
>>14067442
>watching streams for any reason other than to mock people
Anon, kill yourself.
>grinding in mmos
>playing games so boring you need something else on the side to get enjoyment out of while you do your virtual job
Yeah, please kill yourself.
51b0ae No.14074496
>>14073667
>Actually entertaining
Who cares, speedrunning is the most degenerate act related to videogames
07f924 No.14075387
>>14070253
REEEE NERMIES AMIRITE XDDD
6882a3 No.14075408
>>14070253
>be a beta online back in the late 90s
>now i'm a borderline asshole in public to the point I look visibly disgusted when I see illegals hoping they start shit
Feels good man. Get a spine and people will respect you.
cf3383 No.14075463
>>14064848
>had the idea to do this years ago
>not for speedruns but just relaxing streamed longplays with no bullshit like locking progress behind donation quotas a la the Mario guys
Once again I have a pretty good idea that gets corrupted by socjus
1b4a92 No.14075671
>>14070493
>making out with another tranny on stream
Source? It's for a friend.
d00631 No.14075734
This is from last year, but it sums up the entire event.
a36100 No.14075757
>>14075734
I thought this level of cringe was banned by the Geneva Convention
69c6bd No.14075909
We're only a few more years from Zelda hitting portal levels of fanbase cringe and normal fag posing aren't we? We've already been there for a little while. But it seems to have accelerated massively in the last few years.
This perter pan syndrome really has destroyed a generation hasn't it
ad1122 No.14075946
>>14075909
Nintendo games in general have been poser bait for well over a decade now, though Zelda and Fire Emblem are by far the worst of the bunch in that regard. At least Pokeautists actually talk about gameplay and not pretend shit like what character wants to fuck who and which pretend story actually happened.
d00631 No.14076243
Half of the speedrunners in this marathon look like the Amazing Atheist
ad1122 No.14076269
>>14076243
Guy in the back actually looks somewhat normal.
6e5a11 No.14076271
4cfffd No.14076394
>>14076243
Why do so many of these people look the same? Are they the product of some secret bloodlines or was phrenology right all along
d00631 No.14076928
Smacking each other in the head with chopsticks is apparently more important than the speedrun
31a270 No.14076940
>>14076394
Too much estrogen in the diet
ad1122 No.14076966
>>14076940
These guys actually have more well defined jaws then a lot of "gaming community" faggots. They're just really fucking fat. The girls are too far to save though it seems like.
3ab307 No.14076981
12623d No.14077009
>>14076966
A strong jawline doesn't indicate anything except genes that would give someone a strong jawline. People can get fucked up by teratogens and estrogens in the womb as well as outside out of it. A human being can have their looks physically changed at any point in time, so it's best to look at their overall diet, behavior, lifestyle, and past events to determine (((soyboy))) or not.
5f57bc No.14077034
>>14076394
>was phrenology right all along
>phrenology disqualifies niggers from humanity
>starts the idea that different parts of brain are responsible for different things
it did nothing wrong.
ad1122 No.14077039
>>14077009
My point is that with a good bit of effort they could potentially be redeemed, unlike many other less photogenic people. No amount of work work would ever turn Cosmo or Chrischan into something passable for instance.
951607 No.14077040
>>14064848
>making fun of the zeldathon skits
Oh, but when Devolver Digital does it, it's okay…?
a0121a No.14077195
>>14077040
No.
Devolver is pure cancer and shit.
8fc9fd No.14077235
>>14077040
No, Devolver Digital is just as bad
ad1122 No.14077246
>>14077040
>you will never pay exorbitant prices to shove your 64GB memory stick in Vita-tan's rear port
951607 No.14077304
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>>14077246
No lewding the Vita.
31d15a No.14077421
d00631 No.14077562
I want to run in there with a pair of scissors and snip that manbun off.
d00631 No.14077583
I want to fug the blue-haired thot.
99649c No.14077591
>>14077583
She looks diseased.
d00631 No.14077617
The photos on their Twitter account make the event look so pathetic
7dd179 No.14077621
>>14073987
Alright anon, I hope you and Snarfy Bobo have a wonderful life together. Please get a vasectomy.
154751 No.14077700
154751 No.14077710
Shit it got gay really quickly.
d76ed0 No.14077718
d76ed0 No.14077742
>>14077617
Well this dubs thread on new years eve inspires me to at least try to get /fit/, get out of NEETdom.
406764 No.14078492
>>14075463
People do that constantly. That's pretty much normal streaming
3a673c No.14078530
>>14064966
Is that the Sonichu guy?
84b9fc No.14078548
Why do women, if it even is a woman, who look like this always look perpetually annoyed. Why is she even there if she looks so annoyed?
721536 No.14078557
>>14078548
Some people, women and men, just look angry like that. I'm a dude and my completely neutral/relaxed face looks like I'm angry.
406764 No.14078579
>>14078548
Imagine being 3DPD. Now you know why they hate everything.
406764 No.14078610
This is literally Jewesses and nu males.
d00631 No.14078830
LTTP speedrun will be brought to you by goth thot, whale thot, and hipster thot
406764 No.14078869
That ain't a woman mate..
7dd179 No.14079463
My aunt is one of those women as well. Sometimes you just get them genetics.
7dd179 No.14079465
80cb4d No.14079557
>>14078830
Whale is definitely a man.
Goth has man shoulders and waist with no ass, but those tits look too naturally shaped to be implants, so I'm going with unfortunate woman.
The one in red is too difficult to call.
b84777 No.14079600
>>14078594
is this the rumored cuckcouch?
d76ed0 No.14080038
>>14078830
Anyone have that 4 panel comic with the predator camoflaging themselves among their targeted prey, the last panel being a numale ally sex predator?
Because godamn the screencap is basically that comic in 3DPDvision.
e809cd No.14080508
https://www.romhacking.net/translations/3376/
This shit just got a translation finished, you should play it /v/.
d76ed0 No.14080517
e9be3f No.14081927
>>14064988
It is now you double nigger.
3a673c No.14082220
>>14072924
From the thumbnail I thought it was a man and after enlarging, the truth is much worse. Why? Why, even try with that body, that long hair, just why?
>>14073634
He just trying to see if he can make the stream suck any more.
d00631 No.14082248
Attempting to assemble a lego set blindfolded
The girl doing the assembling is extremely autistic, might actually grant her an advantage
99649c No.14082258
>>14082248
They would get more donations if she did it in a bikini or something. You can't even see her tits in that baggy assed shirt.
ad1122 No.14082276
>>14082248
Man, Nayru really gained some weight.
99649c No.14082290
>>14082276
>Nayru
Who is that? The cunt in the blue shirt? What is she supposed to look like because she looks like she doesn't shave her puss or bathe regularly.
4ced46 No.14082304
>>14064848
>e-celeb shit
This is legitimately against the rules
252d49 No.14082315
>>14082304
So is being a cuckchanner, but here you are.
4902b2 No.14082362
>>14082248
>Attempting to assemble a lego set blindfolded
>picks a small ass set
casuals
99649c No.14082378
>>14082362
She only got like 5 pieces put together. Then she stood up, took off her blindfold, and everyone could see she wasn't even white.
ad1122 No.14082393
99649c No.14082415
>>14082378
It was very brief on the screen. I think it was a real female though. A >she would have not been wearing such a baggy top. Also her hands weren't incredibly manish.
d00631 No.14082417
4902b2 No.14082467
>>14082378
>53 pieces total
>12 steps for the buggy
>11 steps for the monument
>majority of the parts are unique with only three part types having duplicates in different colors
A fuck toddler could put this together blindfolded
99649c No.14082484
>>14082467
Let me guess, that shit cost at least 30 dollars.
055844 No.14082525
>>14082501
I can't tell if the one playing the sax next to the violin grill is female or not, but they're kind of cute in a vague way.
3a673c No.14082545
>>14082248
>Blindfolded
How the fuck does that work? Did she take on look at the instructions, put the pieces on the table and then put the blindfold on and go from memory? Most normies are going to fail that.
If you want to do a "blind" LEGO challenge do this:
>get a decent sized set (like 200+ pieces)
>pieces are poured into a tray
>then a cardboard cover/box goes over piece tray (so you can't see them)
>now assemble the set only by identifying pieces with your sense of touch
99649c No.14082547
>>14082525
>2/10 is kinda cute
maybe if you hit it from behind
055844 No.14082556
>>14082547
Hence why I said vague. Due to compression I couldn't tell if it was anemic facial hair or a massive amount of pimples which is clearly a problem.
99649c No.14082575
>>14082556
My argument was that nobody is going to care if you slam a slampig, but just don't call them cute.
055844 No.14082593
>>14082575
At least I'm willing to admit I'm desperate. What's worse that I can't even believe that there's a waifu with low enough standards looking for me.
d00631 No.14082616
>>14075734
The spergtard from this webm is the donation reader right now, and is visibly pissing off the host of the show (the guy playing Wind Waker) by telling awful jokes like "Why did the man poop in the bear's mouth? Because he thought it was a toilet!"
I'm surprised if he's let back next year after being such a fuckhead on mic right now.
99649c No.14082626
>>14082593
Get some dumbells and start using them to workout everyday. Eat only 1000 calories per day to lose weight. If you do this for 6 months your life is going to get exponentially better. Its the new year man, be a new-you. Grind in real life
055844 No.14082638
>>14082626
I'd rather die in the race war, but thank you.
89274d No.14082756
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It miss the internet when the freaks weren't allow to broadcast themselves and embolden other freaks to not socialize themselves.
d00631 No.14082780
This is embarrassing, the objective is to knock the other person down, and this full-grown man can't knock down this woman who is half his height. This is soy in action.
5f57bc No.14082844
>>14082780
They're all so disgusting.
An insult to life itself.
dda09c No.14082861
>>14064848
>he doesn't even know what greentexting is
Could you make it even more obvious?
kys, all of you.
055844 No.14082932
>>14082913
I want to know why they couldn't keep the fucking thumb wrestle in frame.
30c9da No.14082945
>>14082913
God damn look at these freaks. I'm a piece of shit, but goodness, seeing these people makes me feel better about myself. Thank you for posting this. Holy shit…
3db970 No.14082957
>>14082913
what is that thing?
99649c No.14082978
>>14082957
Now they are simulating masturbation/ejaculation by spraying nerd thots with silly string.
d00631 No.14082980
Grown adults playing with silly string like little fucking children
000000 No.14082981
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88af82 No.14082983
>>14082957
It's a detestable creature called a "nerd"
d00631 No.14083001
Just when you think it can't get more gay or suck any more, two men vacuum the floor, gripping the handle with their hands touching
80cb4d No.14083005
Nerdy women used to be able to go to nerdy events like this or cons or whatever and bask in the male attention they otherwise never got. Now when they go to events they have to deal with everyone trying to figure out if they're not actually a man. I almost feel sorry for them.
055844 No.14083007
>>14083001
>>14082999
I get up to pee and come back to this. I really hope there's some context that explains how fucking stupid this is.
99649c No.14083011
>>14083007
>hoping for context
055844 No.14083017
>>14083011
I expected as much.
d00631 No.14083020
>>14083007
If you donate a certain amount of money, they perform an activity on camera.
This can be juggling >>14082792
shoving each other >>14082780
literally just leaving the couch >>14082747
imitating an attack from smash bros >>14078594
or exercising >>14068054
and yeah, vacuuming >>14073634
Every time it's cringey and gay
055844 No.14083031
>>14083020
Like, I get that they're doing shit for donations. But who would say yes to this? Who would think of this?
d00631 No.14083042
>>14083031
Millennials who think that being random equates to being funny.
If you want to go a level deeper…these people are so insufferably obnoxious that the only humans they interact with are other sperglords like themselves. They don't realize how their behavior looks to the rest of the world, because they stopped interacting with "normal" people long ago.
e6afd9 No.14083043
>>14070493
how long until he ends it all?
055844 No.14083056
>>14083042
I'm glad I just keep my retardation to shitposting on here.
>>14083043
John Numbers really did a fucking number on his Soylent laden mind.
154751 No.14083065
>>14070493
How the fuck did this happen to Cosmo? He used to be a cool guy.
918edc No.14083077
>>14072541
>It's fucking obvious he's bat shit insane and not a woman
Including the doctors in Cosmo's case. Those are black market HRT drugs he's taking.
e6afd9 No.14083085
>>14083065
John FUCKING Numbers dumpstered him so hard at the Nintendo World Championships that he lost his manhood.
c5cc2c No.14083091
I can get watching a stream if there's entertainment to be had, but I don't understand who would even tune in for this they're not trying to beat them quickly, or play them in release order, or with only 3 hearts or anything; hell they're probably not even that good at them. They're just a pile of faggots playing some games, while other fags do stupid shit. It's like a fucking family gathering where some of your cousins are playing vidya while others are playing monopoly or some shit.
How much to make them play LoZ monopoly on the stream?
7cde9b No.14083094
>>14070240
Do these people know how to smile?
7cde9b No.14083103
>>14083043
He just keeps getting worse
8123ff No.14083113
>>14078557
>I'm a dude and my completely neutral/relaxed face looks like I'm angry.
I have the exact same problem, but since I'm really buff and tall everyone's terrified of me. It's awful. I can't even speak with people for things like asking directions because they just try to get away from as quickly as possible.
pls don't hate people who have angry-looking faces
4767cc No.14083123
Holy flyin' Christies, this is still happening. And this faggot is playing Wind Waker like it's some real hot business. Good God, do I hate faggots so.
99649c No.14083139
>>14083123
They are about to play wind waker…. again
918edc No.14083152
Do these guys ever play Faces or Gamelon?
4767cc No.14083204
>>14083139
Well, of course. It wouldn't be fully virulent otherwise.
160865 No.14083271
These guys might be massive fucking autists, but at least they're allowed to have fun unlike the autists at agdq.
99649c No.14083298
>>14083271
This isn't autism though. This is something else…
4e37e7 No.14083318
I dont know what the fuck im looking at
160865 No.14083343
>>14083318
Winwaker chaos edition, randomized shit and randomized events
99649c No.14083351
>>14083343
They have lost like 32% of their viewers since they started playing this shit.
160865 No.14083357
>>14083351
Surprising considering it's a meme mod, seems right up twitch's alley.
0a100b No.14083359
>Get $200,000 in donations just acting like autists in your house
99649c No.14083369
>>14083359
People are donating 50-100 dollars a pop
c5cc2c No.14083371
>>14083359
How much of that actually goes to the charity? There's at least a dozen of these faggots I can't believe they're all doing it for free.
0a100b No.14083379
>>14083371
>They only give $4 of the $12 you gave to buy a shitty shirt to charity
I bet less then 10% of the rest of the donations goes to charity.
055844 No.14083383
>>14083379
I read that this is a full time job for him.
99649c No.14083385
>>14083379
>less then 10% of the donations goes to charity
4e37e7 No.14083405
0a100b No.14083428
>One fag getting triggered over getting $1 donations
Is he possibly jewish and not happy that its only $1?
d00631 No.14086397
Give them a name, /v/.
Fatboy and Slim?
Ren and Stimpy?
Ornstein and Smough?
5cc4d4 No.14086846
>>14086431
>the tall, the fat, and they're ugly
99649c No.14087174
>>14086431
Do you honestly have an excel sheet dedicated to names of stupid duos that you keep on hand for reference?
99649c No.14087201
>>14086397
>Fatboy and Slim?
You understand that both of those individuals would be classified as morbidly obese right?
d00631 No.14087223
>>14087201
Okay, then they're Fatfuck and Fatcuck.
d00631 No.14087243
It's ending. They always end it with some big autistic "finale" and it's about to happen.
b334cc No.14087244
>>14087201
i think that the lower half is too tall compared to the upper half
b45bda No.14087337
I have no fucking idea why I let be dragged into this by you faggots, just started watching and I am already thrashing around.
b45bda No.14087363
>>14087355
What the fuck you mean its a she, its a dude
1d96bb No.14087466
>>14087355
If that's MCgamer then that's a gay dude.
7044d7 No.14088229
>>14087355
I don't even know if it's human.