cd0b23 No.14060064
>tfw finally get around to playing Dante's Inferno
>it's GoW with a great setting, faster combat, and more difficult enemies
>feels closer to DMC or Ninja Gaiden
>realize it was panned because "muh God of War clone"
>realize not to long ago EA actually made games, even if they were knockoffs
>realize just how quickly everything went bad
Post games you didn't appreciate at the time but looking back were actually good and dare I say fun.
e47087 No.14060078
cd0b23 No.14060089
>>14060078
If I were EA why would I be shilling for a game you can only get used, and IP that's deader than a doornail, and for a studio that was killed by greed? There'd be no point.
63058f No.14060098
I wonder what dante alighieri would have thought about this videogame
064626 No.14060108
The game had some titty,right?
45528b No.14060124
>>14060098
Imagine his face as he watches in horror and mild arousement his Beatrice riding Satan's horsy dingaling.
afcc87 No.14060134
>>14060108
It had a big, swinging Satan dick at the end.
cd0b23 No.14060138
>>14060108
yeh, but it looks like something out of a ps2 game. Sometimes the game can look really nice, others… well.
064626 No.14060142
>>14060138
Well,that's disappointing,but still,AAA titty is better then no titty.
6508d7 No.14060148
it was fun but rushed at the end due to EA's meddling. OP you need to learn the difference between a publisher (EA) and a developer (Visceral)
63058f No.14060168
>>14060124
"Deus, venerunt gentes" - the Holy Seven
in alternating chorus through their tears,
first three, then four, raised a sweet chant to Heaven;
and Beatrice, when she heard them mourn such loss
sighed with a grief so deep that even Mary
could not have changed more at the foot of the cross.
But when the other virgins in their choir
fell still for her reply, she rose erect
in holy zeal, and said, as if afire:
"Give me that big satan donkey dick and DLC"
cd0b23 No.14060172
>>14060148
>rushed at the end
haven't beaten it yet, that's a little disappointing to hear. Also, I know the difference, I'm just forgot that not to long ago EA let games like this happen.
though I guess 8 Years is a little longer than it feels
da740d No.14060282
The animation is pretty entertaining, each chapter animated by a different studio.
6c4892 No.14060359
this game was garbage at release, that's why it got panned. the extreme, uninspired repetition by the fourth level made me put it down, never to even consider playing it again.
fe4c45 No.14061068
>>14060064
>panned because "muh God of War clone"
I think it was only shitted on for the same reason as Bioshock 2.
187c40 No.14061085
>realize not to long ago EA actually made games, even if they were knockoffs
>>14060089
Shilling for an opinion shift on EA as a company is still shilling, even if its just
"G-guys EA wasn't once ALL bad"
f91212 No.14061099
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The actual Divine Comedy is on Youtube if you want to educaterate yourself.
0087d9 No.14061179
>>14061099
>educaterate
And you should take a English class or two.
f8d03f No.14061188
I bought this game (Divine Edition) a couple days ago. What should I expect from it besides it being GoW-like?
Note: I've never played God of War.
2bf418 No.14061209
>>14060064
You really think it was in between Dante's Inferno and now that EA went downhill? How new are you?
8ca21a No.14061211
>>14061188
Edgy, and full of tits. It's a very, very loose interpretation of The Divine Comedy, obviously.
433da9 No.14061262
I hate how they depicted Satan in the game. One of my favorite things about the Divine Comedy how it depicted Satan as deformed, fallen angel frozen in an almost comatose state of depression and chewing on Judas, Brutus, and Cassius, while constantly weeping. It was a lot more interesting than the same old generic "big scary devil trying to get you" portrayal.
70684f No.14061267
>>14061262
What about that Satan schlong doe.
10e0ab No.14061307
>>14061233
>twas merely an act
2bf418 No.14061344
>>14061307
He was obviously making a bad joke, jackass. No one would unironically use the word "educaterate" in place of "educate" no matter how dumb.
984d56 No.14061440
>>14061085
>Shilling for an opinion shift on EA as a company is still shilling, even if its just
>"G-guys EA wasn't once ALL bad"
Nigger,it doesn't matter if it was an accident or not, EA did publish some good games at one point. Did they fuck over the devs who made those games? Yes. Did they end up killing an established IP and studio solely because the devs didn't want to make a playstation port, absolutely, but they did have good games pass through their jewish hands.
45528b No.14061446
>>14061211
Looser than Beatrice's axe wound after taking that thing.
>>14061267
Must be the source of some interesting office stories like a meeting where someone has to warn the others to not report one guy to HR if they see a shitload of horse dick pictures in his computer. Or the director standing next to the guy working on the model just going "Floppier. Floppier. Floppier." as he tweaks that thing.
234144 No.14061453
>>14061440
>EA did publish some good games at one point.
Indeed.
30503b No.14061460
>>14061307
thou art a fucking idiot.
dae8cb No.14061494
>>14061453
i wonder why this never became popular
c7e841 No.14061497
>>14060064
EA produced this gem of a platformer back in the 90s. They lived long enough to become the villain.
c7e841 No.14061511
>>14061262
Nobody wants to kill a bad guy you can feel sorry for.
30503b No.14061514
>>14061497
EA has always been the villain.
They just happened to be the villain during the golden age of gaming, where for whatever reason everyone's rectum was capable of alchemy.
c7e841 No.14061522
>>14061514
>Everyone's rectum was capable of alchemy.
ea6da7 No.14061554
>>14061085
>things aren't allowed to change over time
Recounting history isn't shilling. You'd probably call me a Europe shill if I told you it wasn't always a Muslim-infested shithole.
56acd1 No.14061603
>>14061511
>feeling pity for sinners
repent
7b8bf6 No.14062978
>>14061511
A true Christian knows that satan, no matter what form he assumes, is not to be trusted. Consider that he was once the most beautiful angel in heaven, and that he would do anything to deceive and tempt users everywhere into agreeing to the terms & conditions.
ff6d35 No.14062989
>>14060064
>>feels closer to DMC or Ninja Gaiden
No it doesn't
Its a God of War clone without any of the production value which was the only thing that made god of war worthwhile.
The reason why it even gets mentioned around is because this game had a 360 port while GoW was a Sony exclusive.
78ee12 No.14063007
>>14060098
He would have found it amusing because the entire Divine Comedy had nothing to do with religion and was instead a massive diss job he concocted to shit on everyone that pissed him off, then painted it all as lol religious allegory just to slip it past the censors of the time
ff6d35 No.14063024
>>14063007
Was Dante the Chris-chan of his time?
5f0bf6 No.14063035
>>14061262
Damn right. The Divine Comedy is fucking great.
5f0bf6 No.14063041
>>14061495
I was never cool.
781878 No.14063177
>>14061494
If you were a genesis fag, it was pretty popular. it got several sequels and a 3D game on PS1/N64. Then EA froze the IP.
and then someone made a tribute game called Road Redemption
72175b No.14063195
>>14063177
Wanted to try that since I fucking adored Road Rash, but I heard someone say it was actually pretty shit
cd0b23 No.14063260
anyone know a strategy against these niggers?
>try to get a combo on them
>they break out of it and dash toward
>can't block/dodge out of the combo animation in time
>they inflict massive damage
02c7ad No.14063512
>>14063050
Then in the sequel satan got super swole
4b4ed2 No.14063560
Sim golf sim golf sim golf
a0e698 No.14063615
>>14063512
Satan looks fuckable instead of intimidating. why are japs so bad at their jobs?
47ecae No.14063645
I actually like this game too and got called a faggot for liking it when it came out.
Then again I did really like Satans big juicy floppy cock.
cd0b23 No.14063650
>>14063615
western studio made it
f811bf No.14063663
1f499c No.14063676
>>14063663
>linking directly
f811bf No.14063684
e47087 No.14063784
>>14062989
I want to kill every 7th Gen kiddie on this board via burning.
a4a389 No.14063812
>>14063024
Yeah, he wrote an edgy self-insert crossover fanfiction of extreme length that didn't bother to stick netorare in the treachery part of hell, and got famous for it.
d147cb No.14063815
>>14062978
was satan a trap?