52f726 No.14057331
I, DIO, have come back from the depths and I, DIO, am woefully behind the times after only 4 months.
93bb1b No.14057333
>>14057331
How the fuck did DIO survive living at the bottom of the ocean for 100 years?
edadd3 No.14057338
>>14057333
Vampiric Coma, in all likelihood. The old "dead corpse revived by blood" trope.
edadd3 No.14057342
>>14057331
Everything's shit, but /tg/ has a vidya thread so you don't have to wade in the Shit to talk about vidya.
78845d No.14057343
>>14057333
It is JJBA. We could ask such questions all day.
And all you will receive is >>14057338 fan theories. Don't get me wrong it is JoJo pretty much 90% of them all cannon even if they contradict each other. I am just saying they are mildly interesting and really not that important.
edadd3 No.14057352
>>14057343
Only half of it contradicts itself, and that's if you're treating both universes as the same one. Besides, Dio displayed most of the token powers of a vampire, semi-immortality via corpse-slumber is par for the course.
6c1294 No.14057353
>>14057331
Battlefront 2 was unsurprisingly a disaster.
Star Citizen continues to be a scam.
Destiny 2 just fucked up.
The Last Jedi had a 90%+ rating with critics and 50% with audiences, while Disney's competition Netflix had a movie called Bright get a 30% rating with critics and 90% with audiences.
In a twist no one expected, Trump declared Jerusalem Israel's capital and the UN said no.
All major triple A titles are struggling for retention due to their increasingly hostile and predatory money gouging tactics and failure to produce even average video games or innovate in any way.
Sonic had a mostly good game, then fucked it up with a bad game.
7c4d21 No.14057542
>>14057333
Vampires live forever, dude.
26d624 No.14057544
>>14057353
you forgot the part where Battlefront 2 kiked gambling crates so hard and so high-profile that many states and euro countries are now trying to have them all classified as gambling and age-gated
f9bd11 No.14057580
>>14057331
The western game industry shot itself in the foot and killed off several franchises with a mix of shoddy game development, politicized marketing, and extreme kikery.
Yoko Taro came up with a game this year, and it was good even though the PC port is pure shit.
On that note PC ports of just about everything are pure shit.
The most popular PC game of the year was a shitty unfinished king of the hill shooter clone that normalfags loved.
Cliffy B tried to make a pozzed Overwatch clone and pandered to SJWs. Check out his suffering, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
Nintendo, of all fucking companies, came out with a JRPG full of hot anime girls in skimpy outfits that pissed off SJWs, and they released it without censoring it.
In non-game related news, if you're still planning on making a hideout in Egypt, you now have the option of hiding in most of western Europe, they're basically the same place now. Seriously:
https://twitter.com/PlayStationEU/status/942790287935639552
d2238c No.14057583
>>14057333
The question you should be asking is how in the fuck did DIO get in that coffin in the first place.
affd26 No.14057584
>>14057544
Actually I think that was CSGO's fault. Did they specifically mention Battlefront 2?
91854b No.14057594
>>14057583
He brought one on the boat when he tried to kill johnathan, and I guess he scuttled in there as the ship went down.
78845d No.14057610
>>14057584
Yes, at least Hawaii minister did.
Plus all of it was due the outrage about Battlefront 2, people weren't pissed of about crates themselves. They hated how BF2 was P2W, on top of lootboxes in 60$ game.
However it is still Valve fault at popularizing them in the first place.
eb20a2 No.14057693
>>14057333
Vampire bullshit, same way Dio learned to shoot fluids out of his eyes.
4822a7 No.14057884
>>14057583
Wang Chung put him in the coffin, Dio got Wang Chung a backup coffin because he didn’t want to cuddle with a zombie chinaman all the way across the Atlantic. Erina gets in the main coffin with baby Lisa Lisa and Dio drags Jonathan to the backup coffin to sleep at the bottom of the ocean for ninety some years. Then he gets out, bangs a bunch of sluts to stick it to Jonathan, meets Enya and gets Za Warudo, fucks about in Cairo for a year, meets Pucci somewhere along the way, and then dies to Jotaro. There, the last three quarters of Dio’s life in a nutshell.
f81d01 No.14057921
>>14057884
Now thats a reasonable explanation for the second coffin.
affd26 No.14057922
>>14057610
From what I remember actual gambling sites started getting set up for CSGO, which is why so many laws started getting set up. I forget the details, if it was for the crates, or the matches, but the crates where involved, but basically, governments started stepping in because they now had to "regulate" it. This was supposedly from a while back before nuBattlefront 2 if I recall.
4b3b9f No.14058783
Was Vanilla Ice DIO's gay lover?
4822a7 No.14058797
>>14058783
>Dio’s Gay lover
>vanilla ice
I take it you haven’t read part six?
afa54a No.14059032
>>14058783
Technically speaking everyone was gay for DIO, even Kakyoin and N'Doul.
2d0451 No.14059369
>>14058783
No, D'arby was the one that sucked his dick all day.
1aaeed No.14059423
>>14059032
Not hol horse, he was in there for the bitches and cash.
0663e2 No.14065098
>>14059423
Why does JoJo attract so many degenerates?
Don't answer that, it was rethorical
ec81cc No.14065121
>>14057353
I like bright, the comedy writing needed to be more laff out loud funny, but it was alright. 7/10
0aaef0 No.14065126
>>14065098
>gay vampires penetrating brawny men and teenagers
I dunno you tell me
e128ab No.14065133
>>14057331
NeoFAG exploded after they found out their owner/admin was a woman hating misogynerd. Then cuckchan had another exodus when it was found out gookmoot had loaded up the site with bitcoin mining malware. Also, Christmas was a few days ago.
40c221 No.14065136
>>14065126
>gay
Didn't DIO go around the world fucking people? We know for a fact that he has at least two kids.
4c99fe No.14065146
>>14065136
>two
didnt he have three and giorno?
the ugly dude and then two others either in part 5 or part 6, i cant remember
0aaef0 No.14065155
>>14065136
>We know for a fact that he has at least two kids.
He has at least 4 canonically, including Giorno. That doesn't change the fact that he spent a lot of time around
>black priest with no interest in women who can not stop thinking about him
>a guy so in love with his muscly bod that he's willing to kill himself at DIO's command
>DIO has personally lusted after Jonathan's powerful muscles and body
>he has fisted a teenager so hard it left him gaping
He might be bi but he's definitely a fag
afa54a No.14065164
>>14065098
>Why does JoJo attract so many degenerates?
It's not Jojo, it's anything that goes social-media-mainstream that does it. Remember that tumblr and reddit got overly attached to OFF and Danganronpa the moment Homestuck took a huge hiatus. Jojo is just yet another one of those cases where there's a drought, something remotely cool comes out that has been waited for by long-time fans for quite a while, gets absurdly popular overnight despite it existing for ages and degenerates immediately jump on the bandwagon.
40c221 No.14065169
>>14065155
Priests are usually celibate and the evil ones are fanatical.
I'm assuming you mean Vanilla Ice, which can be explained by the cult following him. Dudes got charisma to spare.
>If I got my ass regularly handed to me by someone I'd want to be that strong too. He even hijacked Johnathan's body when he died.
>That was just murder. It seems wearing a green school uniform results in that happening at some point.
0aaef0 No.14065181
>>14065169
>faggot can't even respond properly
That's what you get for arguing with dubs
40c221 No.14065185
>>14065181
I'm not wrong though.
985e80 No.14065271
Part 4 is best, at least where the OU is concerned.
793774 No.14065293
>>14065164
Jojo is very campy though.
1aaeed No.14065396
>>14065136
My headcanon is that hes so detached and insane at this point (that being, when he got out of the coffin) that he just swings all sides because fuck it hes an inmortal vampire that wants to be a god.
1aaeed No.14065408
>>14065271
Thats not how you write 7 though.
985e80 No.14065425
>>14065408
>where the OU is concerned
learn2read
1aaeed No.14065450
>>14065419
>>14065425
Oh shit, i completely missed it, forgive my retardness, im tired.
76bdad No.14065494
>>14058783
As the others said, everyone was gay for DIO, but Pucci more than anyone.
>>14057496
Accurate.
>>14065146
Giorno was part 5 and his half brothers where in 6.
>>14065098
>>14065164
I'd say it's this as well as the profound homoerotic overtones. Which won't go away until part 7.
985e80 No.14065542
>>14065494
Are you implying Part 8 is not full-on homoerotic?
76bdad No.14065564
>>14065494
I've only read up to volume 8. So far there's been a bunch of tiddies, a BONER from hugging a girl, sending lewd texts to that same girl about your four balls she can't stop thinking about, and generally trying to hook up with her, almost fucking a 16 year old girl, another girl with huge cans, girls in bikinis, etc. The Rokakaka fusion business is kinda gay, and there might be severe faggotry between Josefumi and Kira but I haven't gotten there yet. I was doing a group read of it and we've moved on, only returning when the colored adventure catches up.
308a76 No.14065731
>>14065564
I dunno how can anyone read 8. It's the most autistic part of the series.
e93a9f No.14065741
Destiny 2 continues to burn both money and player goodwill at a rate I can only find hilarious.
>a dance emote can noclip you through the wall, but they just wait for the sale period to rotate out instead of fixing the bug
>the destiny 2 player tracking website goes dark because they don't want people to see the precipitous drop in player numbers
>apparently in the newest "expansion," much of the content is reused and a new form of endgame grind is introduced
>>people hate this so much they form groups in their social hub areas and use the snowball throwing emote to bully players who visit the real money shop [unverified but god I want it to be true]
>huge amounts of recycled content everywhere, awful PvP, unfulfilling PvE
My favourite part by far was that Bungie outright lied to people about how XP tracking worked and a guy played regularly and counted the pixels of his XP bar and compared them to the numbers he was getting. He determined that not only were the amounts CUT IN HALF, but the XP-boosting items people could buy with real money didn't boost nearly as much as they said. This game has been a true joy to follow.
>>14057584
>>14057922
The Hawaiian politician described Battlefront 2017 as "a Star Wars-themed casino" which preyed upon children, and I believe he used the user-found statistic that all the content in the game would take about 4,500 hours of honest play to acquire without gambling any money on loot boxes.
Valve and Blizzard certainly popularized loot boxes, but EA and FIFA introduced them. The Ultimate Team mode in FIFA games play like trading card games, complete with microtransaction booster packs full of duplicate and awful cards. They've grossed hundreds of millions of dollars (almost a billion or slightly over it) since their introduction around 2008 and they cost nothing to implement.
The game they first appeared in was directed by Andrew Wilson, by the way.
afa54a No.14065768
>>14065293
But it was so even prior to its normalization, but plenty of people were using the RODO RORA DA stickman meme without its context as well as other old references and never in my life prior to tumblr have I seen faggots talking about it and mass producing homoerotic artwork of it.
1aaeed No.14065817
>>14065768
Do i need to remind you of jouta kujo?
afa54a No.14065831
>>14065817
That was the first headache that led to the actual cancer being diagnosed
1aaeed No.14065840
>>14065831
It happened way, waaaay before it reached any popularity in the west.
76bdad No.14065850
>>14065817
I should dump Clamp in Wonderland in a LOL thread sometime.
>>14065731
Literally.
I find Gappy's sperginess endearing.
1aaeed No.14065855
>>14065850
>I should dump Clamp in Wonderland in a LOL thread sometime.
And it would be great.
fcf4b8 No.14065921
>>14065850
Fucking do it. I had no idea this existed.
691567 No.14065925
>>14065293
I read through the entire series and never once did I think "this is gay" except for the obvious gay joke in part 3. The entire "jojo is gay" meme boils down to
>these men are friends = they are gay duhuhuhu
>lmao funay colors and poses. Whos Gauguin? What is classical western art?
Which is exactly where tumblr is mentally
983024 No.14065964
>>14065542
>Josuke being the most Hetero since Jonathan
>Joshu asking to suck titty
What are you talking about.
983024 No.14065980
>>14065976
Oh shit, I’m retarded.
76bdad No.14065983
>>14065921
>>14065855
Unfortunately the current LOL thread is a ghost town, but I'll keep my eye open for when a new one pops up.
6f6148 No.14066063
>>14065976
You mean part six.
76bdad No.14066080
>>14066063
Yeah 5 gets the most guff for looks, but they're all mostly just metrosexual. Except for those guys Diavolo killed that were "so close you'd think they were lovers."
019114 No.14066116
>>14057331
nothing important, things just got worse again
if I were you I'd go back
4c99fe No.14066130
>>14065964
spoil me on part 8 i think i dropped off after the bus chase scene or the weird dude who lived on the ski lift and im too lazy to read the rest of the new chapters because ive probably forgotten everythin thats happened previously
is based joubin kicking ass yet
0aaef0 No.14066250
>>14066130
We've got an old man who's the size of a 5 year old picking up chicks instead. We're starting to fight his stand, Ozone Baby.
f483aa No.14066276
>>14066250
All the rock men have fucked up stands.
691567 No.14066285
>>14066265
Oh yeah it's always on the left
76bdad No.14066344
Dumping >>14066341
FLOOD DETECTED
afa54a No.14067753
>>14066285
>that color palette
I just McFreakin' lost it, thanks