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File: 8d162e6be940e44⋯.jpg (237.47 KB, 1915x1061, 1915:1061, zeldadlc2.jpg)

8d13c1 No.14025798

My roommate bought the Zelda DLC pack for Breath of the Wild, and man, it was kind of a let-down.

For each champion, you get a poem, then you have to do some shit to find more shrines (fucking surprise), and the shrine puzzles all suck (each champion has a Superman 64 fly-through-rings one). The shrines are actually pretty decent, but they're all still retarded short. Then you re-fight the same boss you already fought with no changes in difficulty (they just give you some basic gear), and then get a cutscene and an "upgrade to your ability", oh wait, no it's just the same ability with a shorter cooldown. Thanks.

Go through all of this, and then you finally get a real final dungeon. The dungeon is actually fairly decent, but by the time you're starting to enjoy it, it's done. This thing is tiny, like all the guardians. 5 rooms total. Then you slice some giant sage's toes off, and get a motorcycle and another cutscene (some cutsey shit about them all taking a selfie together).

This is it. They said "a continuation to the story" or some shit. What it should have said was "DLC Pack 2: 12 shrines, 1 dungeon, and a handful of extra cutscenes." I kind of expected it to be shit, but I thought they'd at least make it seem like it was part of the game, like some small expansion. They didn't even try. I put down the game for the past few months, then I pick it up for this, and I guess I'll just put it down again forever. I liked it, but the game's not short or full of content enough to warrant a replay. I had fun with exploration, but the thought of spending days again going through some simple story and wandering for hours through mountains I've already wandered through sounds fucking awful.

I wanted some real extension, not just a badly-described pack of shit that I already got sick of in the second half of my gametime.

35115d No.14025800

Nice blog, fag


b1a0c9 No.14025803

what, did you think they were going to add better content than the main game?

five rooms in botw counts as a megadungeon


632184 No.14025810

>buying

>DLC

>for Breath of the Skyrim

There is no face I have that can portray my level of tiredness and disgust


aad990 No.14025811

Who cares? Where's the Link porn?


8d13c1 No.14025817

>>14025803

I enjoyed the game, so I wanted it to give me more to enjoy. Most of the DLC was just running around for extra time in places you already went.

>>14025810

I didn't pay for it. It's just sitting in our living room so I played it.


632184 No.14025825

>>14025817

Good for you.

I'm sure you and your "roommate" are very happy about that decision

Tell us when he extracts his payment from you, we could always use more AJ Styles memes


09f910 No.14028272

>>14025798

> Buying DLC

> Buying games with DLC

People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.


35115d No.14028282

>>14028272

> Buying games at all

Good goy


c2002e No.14028305

>shit game has shit dlc

What a surprise OP. You faggot.


b3a587 No.14028308

File: 1581a9780e86fc1⋯.jpg (42.91 KB, 458x459, 458:459, 1308695702399.jpg)

>Includes exclusive in-game clothing

>Exclusive

>In-game clothing

What on earth are they implying? Did they have something like the "we happy few" collectors item planned?


a14a3d No.14028315

DLC 1 sucked ass too

Same as the base game.

Its pretty obvious the DLC is just content cut from the base game and sold separately.


8d13c1 No.14028316

>>14028272

You didn't even read the first fucking sentence in the post, you illiterate dipshit.


cc03f5 No.14028403

>he bought the dlc

You enabled shitty season pass bullshit from Nintendo. I bet you buy loot boxes as well, faggot.


29471c No.14028569

Daily reminder that it's ok when Nintendo does it and if you disagree you should get banned!


ec992f No.14029555

What really disappointed me was that the one hit weapon was used for such a short amount of time. It would have been pretty cool to have been able to keep it after the entire shitty "quest." Even if the power would have been reduced so you get a single hit, and it disappears for ten minutes would be pretty nice.

I haven't payed attention to the story since I learned this Link was an amnesiac, and I couldn't name him what I usually have him, so the whole story can't be commented on. I'm amazed at how people suck this game's dick so much! What I've gathered of the story was shit, there combat is atrocious, the world is pretty bare bones, and my least favorite is how disappointing the music is, for the whole ambience bullshit. I sure hope the next game doesn't just copy this game's bullshit like the old ones copied ALttP.


ee6302 No.14029588

>>14029555

This music was the fucking BEST. I don’t want shit droning in my ear the entire fucking time I’m playing. It’s great to put the soundtrack on just for listening. I don’t even have the game; I’m trying to play it on CEMU but it’s stuck at 20 FPS in the overworld.


ec992f No.14029691

>>14029588

What fucking music? The occasional jingle when wandering around fucking nowhere? Are you taking about hearing Link's groans and mumbles? Even the fan fare in this game sucked ass.


ee6302 No.14029698

>>14029691

Let me guess, dubstep is your favorite “genre”.


35115d No.14029714

>>14029698

My favorite genre is plinking piano keys


2a1958 No.14029715

>>14028308

As in DLC only outfit sets you inept retard.


ec992f No.14029735

>>14029698

No, actually. I'm digging a large amount of folk recently with some old rock, and jazz, and I'll occasionally play some old Marty Robbins.


65327d No.14029754

>>14029698

I stopped lurking to tell you to quit being a faggot. Don’t jump to extremes just because somebody doesn’t share your tastes, especially when the game really does lack strong music. Ambience is one thing, but a complete lack of memorable tracks outside of Hyrule Castle, the snowy areas, and that one Yiga hooligan means the ambience doesn’t give the peace it should evoke, just emptiness. Hell, even the Guardian theme is weak and only tense because of what it’s related to. Compare it to Skyward Sword’s guardian theme, for example.


ee6302 No.14029815

>>14029754

>I stopped lurking to tell you to quit being a faggot.

Salt.

>Don’t jump to extremes just because somebody doesn’t share your tastes, especially when the game really does lack strong music.

It doesn’t lack strong music. It lacks “strong” music on the overworld because no one wants to listen to the same three minutes of “HURR DURR FULL ORCHESTRATED ZELDA MAIN THEME” for the tens of hours they’d be climbing around.

>Hell, even the Guardian theme is weak and only tense because of what it’s related to.

Sounds like it’s doing its fucking job, then, since this is a video game.

>Compare it to Skyward Sword’s guardian theme, for example.

Compare to Follow Fi and any related themes. I just heard those for the first time a while back and I’m fucking hooked.

>guardian theme

>look it up

>clanging metal for two minutes

And yet you called me a faggot for outing dubstep. Gee. How about that. It’s NOT EVEN BAD for its purpose! You’re just extremely salty that I was right on the money.


65327d No.14029957

File: 62e4208eff35899⋯.jpeg (36.22 KB, 450x413, 450:413, 0D47CC89-712D-418D-BB7C-8….jpeg)

>>14029815

I’m not sure how you manage to look at words and only see what you want them to be, but whatever, guy. At least you’re enjoying yourself.


d490c3 No.14030980

File: 576fe01d0402422⋯.jpg (88.75 KB, 960x760, 24:19, 576fe01d0402422dc69a4e2e9d….jpg)

>buying DLC

You're a bloody idiot mate


8d13c1 No.14031141

> All the fucking idiots in this thread who can't read thinking I paid for the DLC even though the first sentence in the thread says otherwise

I regret making this thread. I didn't want to know /v/ had gotten this fucking stupid.


bd6c63 No.14032471

>>14028316

>>14031141

I did read it. Admit it, your "roommate" is really you, you are just too embarrassed to admit you fell for the DLC trap.


6caa34 No.14032478

>Lets just hold back some content to be released a few months later teehee


0d3fe8 No.14032514

>>14030980

How has no one been sued over this kind of shit, yet..


83c936 No.14032633

>>14025798

>Roommate

Get a job and buy your own house.


8d13c1 No.14036183

>>14032471

Believe what you want; it's pretty pathetic to refuse to believe somebody can play something somebody else paid for though.

>>14032633

I have a job and own a condo. Lower mortgage, higher return, less interest, and faster turnover. Buying a house is for chumps with kids. I know everything is black and white for you, but you'll eventually realize there is more grey area between NEET and normalfaggotry.


9f5858 No.14036189

>>14025798

Your lack of dubs is also a letdown. Here let me help you by making this a dubs thread.


9f5858 No.14036203

>>14036183

Why even have a discussion about this shit dlc? Did you think we bought it? There is nothing to talk about as dlc itself is cancer. Go kill yourself faggot.


8d13c1 No.14036342

>>14036203

DLC itself isn't cancer, you retard. Paid DLC is. Fuck your "you can't talk about vidya in the way I don't personally approve of" nonsense.




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